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In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,786 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 2,104 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Promise From Her Boy by PsychoCellist reviews
It did not occur to Harry Potter to wonder why his Snowy Hedwig was so much more affectionate than the other owls. It did not occur to him he would ever need to care. That's why she waited to tell him. (Canon compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
What's Mine Isn't Yours by EmilianaDarling reviews
On Blaine's first day at McKinley, it takes him less than five minutes to realize that Dave Karofsky *wants* his boyfriend. And over the course of the next while, he can't seem to stop himself from getting more and more bothered by it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Prophecy by Fox in the Stars reviews
An AU reenvisioning of book 5, follows my story Hand me Downs, but HMD not required. With Voldemort back Harry wants to pull his weight in the fight, but Sirius is keeping Voldemort's goal a secret, and the Ministry makes yet more trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,174 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Unheeded Warning: Synergy by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
IN PROGRESS. The Flock faces danger while Max faces her worst enemy. Who can she trust? Does anyone ever tell her the truth? What really happened after The Final Warning? Rated Teen for Limes - non-explicit sexual activity - and violence. AUDIO - SEE CH 1
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Max, Fang
Unusual Fears by SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,657 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8202 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Dark Side of Antarctica by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
The Final Warning in Fang's POV. Follows the books, but also unveils a behind-the-scenes scheme we never saw. A scheme meant to rip apart Max and Fang. FAX. T for teen book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 54,627 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Attack of the Newborns by Iron Angel 80 reviews
The Cullen’s aren’t the only ones that suspect the serial killings in Seattle aren’t the work of warring gangs. The Winchester brothers are on the case too. Not your typical crossover.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,830 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Always Have Us by smidget reviews
After news of the dementor attack reaches Grimmauld Place, Sirius has a chat with Ron and Hermione and finds out about Harry’s life with the Durselys. A missing moment from Order of the Phoenix. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Empathy by deews reviews
Cedric Diggory was in love with Harry Potter, and the whole world knew it but them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Artist Formerly Known as Stubby Boardman by She's a Star reviews
In which Remus takes it upon himself to show a certain Quibbler article to one Sirius Black. (RemusSirius.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.