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Joined 12-12-11, id: 3520193, Profile Updated: 11-07-12
Author has written 11 stories for Jet Grind Radio, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dragon Age, X-Men: The Movie, Fallout, and Mass Effect.

Eh, these stories are just kind of my ramblings done at school inspired by mostly video games. How exciting! Yeah, I go through too many notebook with them though so maybe I need to get one for just my stories... o.e""""

The ones in Bold apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a cutter, so I MUST be emo or goth.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm Dutch, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BICURIOUS, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I LOVE Doctor Who so I MUST think Matt Smith will be a shit Doctor
I have been arrested so I MUST be a criminal.
STEREOTYPES MUST STOP...NOW! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Sheets Tinted Red - A Poem by TieDyeJackson reviews
Watching the trilogy over again and this just popped into my head . Reviews and feedback are appreciated
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Rogue and Logan sitting in a tree k i s s i n g by chaiteaandbooks reviews
Rogue and Logan get cut off from the team during a mission and seek shelter in the forest. BTW Rogue can control her skin in this one enjoy! : PLEASE REVIEW AND I"LL REVIEW YOURS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
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Unspoken Savior reviews
While on the plane to finally face Stryker, James dwells on thoughts of Team X and an old teammate of his, Raylene. After seeing James get shot with an adamantium bullet and lose his memory, Raylene searches for Wade, hoping to save him. Further into the future, Wade lingers on his feelings for Raylene. WadeXOC. Minor JamesXOC (if you squint). Three-shot. R&R.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Deadpool/Weapon XI - Complete
The Road Less Traveled Upon reviews
This story is based off of a forum I run, roleplayers are welcomed and needed! Details within. Please enjoy our roleplay!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - C. Boone, Vulpes Inculta, Arcade G., Rex
The Misadventures of Everyone reviews
You can read more inside for a better summary, but essentially this is a fanfiction with a LOT of my original characters from 7, that's right SEVEN different categories. They include: X-Men, American Horror Story, Fallout: New Vegas, Mass Effect, Bully, Dragon Age: Origins and Batman Arkham Asylum. It's rated M for extremely good reasons, mostly for lemons. Read and review please?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - C. Boone, Garrus V.
A Life in Hindsight reviews
This is the autobiography of an OC I have made for a X-Men forum named Isolde Leon. The premise of the story is that she is writing her own autobiography, so the first chapter and the eventual final chapters will be in third person. There will be lemons, some fluffy, some non-con, some dub-con, but lemons there shall be! Please RxR!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth
It's Hard to Say Goodbye reviews
This is a prompt that was given to me by a dear friend on a RP forum. It involves several OCs, almost all of them being the offspring of Victor and James, AKA Sabretooth and Wolverine. I rated it T to be safe since there is mention of incest and previous mpreg. Summary: Amelia gauges her feral family and her own feelings for them at the youngest's birthday party.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
A Collage of Randomness reviews
A collection of drabbles I have written, or been prompted to write. This may also include private RPs I have done, if the other people agreed. All credit is given where it's due! I hope you enjoy! Please join the forum mentioned! Also read and review ;)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth
Friends with Benefits reviews
WolverinexOCxSabretooth Some fun times happen in the showers of Genosha prison ;D rated M for sex and language somewhat. AU! This is based off of a forum I roleplay in, with my OC Isolde Leon, read for more details in the Author's Note. Based on a private RP. Please read and review, no flames!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
A Stoic Endgame reviews
Well, it's a crappy title but this is what I would have wanted my game to end like if Sten was able to be romanced! Why Bioware, why! Rated for fluffy smut! Please R&R!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Sten, Tabris
Burnt Pancakes reviews
Hawke prepares a breakfast for Fenris one morning, but Fenris becomes distracted by her choice of outfit. Hardcore adult themes ensue for the first time between the two. Please read and review! Also, enjoy the knowledge that my boyfriend wrote this for me ;D
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
A Bony First reviews
A one-shot lemon between Jack and Sally immediately after the ending. Slightly fluffy! Please read and review! I literally just wrote it and am posting it! What a first!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
Sweet Soul Sister reviews
We follow Tek, a 16 year old Rudie, from her first encounter with a Rudie to her intitation day and a year later. We see her budding romance and her archnemesis. Gouiji's back and no Rudie knows what lengths he'll go to. Rated M. Yoyo/OC. Character death
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Yoyo