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Joined 12-12-11, id: 3520993, Profile Updated: 01-07-14
Author has written 50 stories for Mario, Pokémon, My Little Pony, Minecraft, Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

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I OWN NOTHING IN MY FANFICS EXCEPT ENDONTA AND THE LISTED ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.


Note: I have gone on what will be an EXTREMELY LONG hiatus from FanFiction.Net. I will be coming back to this site AFTER rewriting the Genderbent Universes Dilemma series, but all other stories HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. I am only staying on here to keep in touch with my friends IRL. Once the Genderbent Universes Dilemma series has been completely revised, edited and generally rewritten, I will publish it up here instead of the original copies. Thank you for all the support over the years, but I am leaving - for now. GOOD-BYE!


Twenty top things you must know about me...

1. I AM A GIRL.

2. I'm not exactly fond of the Mr. L and Dimentio pairing. But hey. That is me just being me.

3. I WANNA BE A WRITER/AUTHOR WHEN I GROW UP!!!

4. I take Mario/Pokemon/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Minecraft/Harry Potter requests.

5. I have quite a few best friends on FanFiction.Net. Their usernames are Shana00, Twilight Sparkle 44, Louis.Tommo.Rules, Red Velvet 19, kayishiXD and KoolKablamo.

6. GO SUPER PAPER MARIO!!! GO POKEMON!!! GO MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!! GO HARRY POTTER!!! GO MINECRAFT!!! GO YOGSCAST!!!

7. My birthday is on April the 3rd, but be free to give me a gift any day.

8. Call me "Irochet" or "Shade" if "MrLRocks78" gets too annoying. Or long. Or both.

9. If I changed my username, it would probably be EeveelutionFan (Pokemon), StickWieldingChicken (Minecraft) or SonicRainboomer (My Little Pony).

10. I visualise the minions and Count the way hambammich64 on deviantART does. Here's a link showing them all: http://hambammich64.deviantart.com/ (It's the webcam. You might want to scroll down to see better.)

11. Here's a list-in-a-list of (fan) last names of some of the Mario characters... but not all.

Mario/Luigi: Vyn
Daisy: Sarasa
Mr. L: Thunder (first name is L)
Dimentio: Scurra ('jester' in Latin!)
O'Chunks: McSmith
Nastasia: Axle (cuz an 'axis' is the highest point of something, and she's tenchnically the highest-ranked minion [BAHAHAHHAH I am genius])
Mimi: Denova
Blumiere/Timpani: Evene

12. Another list-in-a-list! The Pokemon counterparts of some Mario characters and Raven!

Mario: Charmander
Luigi: Pikachu
Peach: Jigglypuff
Daisy: Chikorita
Blumiere: Espeon
Timpani: Leafeon
Mr. L: Shiny winged Jolteon (fave!)
Dimentio: Umbreon
O'Chunks: Flareon
Mimi: Vaporeon
Nastasia: Glaceon
Raven: Eevee (THIS IS AN OC THIS IS AN OC THIS IS AN OC!)

13. I correct things if I copy-paste them. Sorry about that.

14. My favourite number is seventy-eight.

15. I believe in every "fantasy" thing you can think of.

16. I am a hypocrite.

17. Before you ask...

1. Mr. L
2. O'Chunks
3. Gary
4. Nastasia
5. Mimi
6. Fist Jr. and his wee pal Slappie

18. I say "stupid" and "freakin'" a heck of a ton too much.

19. My username ain't "MrLRocks78" for nothing.

20. {Dimentio Hater and Proud of It!}


Main fanfic points:

Mr. L and Dimentio: One day, Luigi was acting extremely strange. After a quick consultation with Merlon, the answer was clear: Mr. L was coming back! Mario, Daisy and Peach set off to the abandoned Castle Bleck and summoned all the remaining minions to help. However, they were distracted by the sudden breakout of Bonechill's Prison. Dimentio returned, and brought back Blumiere and Timpani, only to strike up a bargain: Luigi for the Dark Prognosticus. Suddenly, the power of love summoned the Pure Hearts, and Dimentio was reverted back to his original pure state. Meanwhile, Mr. L was granted a separate body by Jaydes.

Grey Prognosticus: Y'know the Beige Prognosticus, from The Great Allie? Yeah. That's kind of my version. The Grey Prognosticus records, not the future, but various prophecies. First appears in A Goomba's Quest, and is under the ownership of Shay the Paratroopa.

Raven Avi Featherclaw: My OC. Comes from Endonta, my made-up kingdom. Dimentio and Mr. L are her childhood friends, and she hangs out in Misery Forest (west of Castle Bleck) with Bolt the aldawolf, Xena the crow and X the hawk.


Possible story ideas:

Super Paper Minions: The Heroes of Balance - After the spectacular events of Super Paper Mario, the Heroes of Light settle down to their lives. However, Dimentio has somehow escaped the chilling grasp of Bonechill's Prison. Disaster! With the Heroes of Light out of submission, it's now up to Nastasia, O'Chunks, Mimi and a resurrected Mr. L to rescue all worlds from the Void's destruction!

My Little Roommate - For six weeks, I'm going to have to suffer at the hands of six unique new roommates... or should I say hooves? That's right, everypony! Join me and my struggles to put up with the different personalities of the Mane Six... each one here to stay for a week!

My Little Stallion: Friendship is Manly - Dusk Shine has been requested by Lord Solaris to supervise the preparations for the Midsummer Solstice Festival, the festival being held in Ponyville this year. However, with the help of his dragon assistant Barbara, he manages to befriend Jack Apple, Butterscotch, Elusive, Bubble Berry and Rainbow Blitz. They band together and set out to find the Elements of Unity, the only things able to stop Darkhorse Knight.

The Everfree Alicorn - Upon reading aloud a strange inked-in paragraph found in one of Twilight's older books, the Cutie Mark Crusaders accidentally release the Everfree Alicorn from his dark prison. As the Alicorn begins to pick off the inhabitants of Ponyville as revenge for his banishment long ago, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo must recapture the alicorn formerly known as Bright Hope if they are to rescue their friends and family.

My Little Villain: Antagonists are Magic! - What if... Nightmare Moon was the true ruler over My Little Pony's antagonists? What if... they failed in their evil plots yet again? What if... Trixie and Gilda fought over who was worse, Twilight or Rainbow? What if... the Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 was playing up? What if... Discord got a pet? What if... Queen Chrysalis was accused of being made out of cheese?

The Adventures of the Whooves - Watch - or read- in awe as Ditzy, Doctor, Dinky and Amethyst embark on various misadventures! Issues with their treehouse, Amethyst's magic tests, the Doctor's missing sonic screwdriver and Ditzy's confusing mail orders are just some of the few things the Whooves family will go through in this crazy fanfic!

The Issue of Friendship - The Great and Powerful Trixie's Funhouse is anything but fun, as Twilight Sparkle quickly discovers. What does the showmare want with our favourite purple unicorn? Revenge, of course. However, this holds true for Gilda, as well, who wishes for nothing more than to personally get even with the one called Pinkie Pie. But when windigos whisk away all four to a mystery location, they are forced to band together to save the souls of their friends. All that's in the way, however, is the issue of friendship.

With Order Comes Chaos - Studying late into the night on the Elements of Harmony don't exactly help your sleeping hours, as Twilight Sparkle quickly discovers. However, her deep slumbers are quickly racked with nightmares, as Twilight gets constantly tricked by her dream-friends... and these aren't Pinkie and Dash's pranks, either. With the aid of her friends, Twilight soon discovers that foul games are at play, and the only way to save Equestria from the inevitable chaos is to defeat the only enemy the Elements of Harmony are useless against: themselves.


List of OC's:

Dimension Bleck

Bolt the aldawolf

Xena the crow

Raven Featherclaw

X the hawk

Rightway the alter-ego of Mr. L

Eevill the Direel

Mushroom Kingdom

Phil the Goomba

Shay the Paratroopa

Namia the Boo

Ray the Buzzy Beetle

D-Dude the D-Man

Sinnoh

Voltage the Raichu

Availa the Staravia

Will the Buizel

Rival the Luxray

Ruthless the Honchkrow

Reyal the Slowking

Evner the Eevee

Ryxa the Skarmory

Hakiru the Dragonair

Rami the Sableye

Equestria

Emerald Feather

Tick Tock

Normal = Published in a fanfic and currently in use. Italic = Not yet published in a fanfic. Bold = Given up on/died/things like that. Will not be shown in future fanfics.


List of fanfics that I am working on:

Brotherhood

Letters

Dear Fanfic Readers

The Elements of Harmony: The Next Generation

Memory Lane

The Adventures of Lysander and Jasper!

Rightway: Because Seven Eight Nine


Notes-to-self:

Skylord Azure - bio


Copy-paste stuff:

Found on Malica15's profile:

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, and she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognise the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God. (which I don't, but I liked the story)

Found on Kuro Rakka Shimo's profile:

100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? YES.

2. Height? Almost five feet.

3. Eyes? Brown, almost black.

4. Have any tattoos? I once got a Freddo tattoo. Non-permanent, though.

5. And piercings? Nope.

6. Fave food? PIZZA.

7. Fave pizza topping? PINEAPPLE.

8. Fave drink? Lemon-flavoured iced tea!

9. Siblings? One little brother.

10. Been in a fight? Many. Many, many, many.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Marshmallows FTW!

12. Weight? HI.

13. Fave snack? The juicy taste of inspiration!

14. Fave candy? Meh.

15. Fave movie? Don't like movies. Books FTW!

16. Fave show? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Love and tolerate!

17. Do you smoke? No. Just no.

18. Blondes or brunettes? Brundes and blonettes. Nuff said.

19. Any scars? ERR... no.

20. Fave music? Not a fan of music, even though I play guitar and piano/keyboard!

21. Fave actor? Don't know.

22. Where do you live? On EARTH!

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Uh-uh!

24. Last person who made you cry? Don't remember.

25. Do you enjoy school? Depends if it's a Tuesday or not. I HATE Tuesdays.

26. Desires? Become a world-known author and make people's lives happy with fanfics!

27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds?

28. What's the last thing you drank? Diet Coke.

29. What are you doing right now? Filling this out. Duh.

30. Where would you like to go? Forwards in life.

31. Are you in a relationship? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No.

32. Ever been arrested? No. I abide by law. Partly because I don't know how to break them. Cause I don't know what laws there are. Meh.

33. Ever had a stalker? No. And I haven't stalked anyone else either, sooooo... ya.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? THANK GRAMBI NO.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I'll either go to Heaven, Hell, or get reincarnated. DUH!

36. Is there a god? Eeyup.

37. Do you have a cell phone? It's a MOBILE phone. But to answer your question, don't want one, don't have one.

38. Are you squeamish? Maybe...

39. Are you a human? Most likely. I mean, I took a freaking personality test!

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 200 k's.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? I dunno, I think about stupid things all the time.

42. Do people find you attractive? Most likely not. But hey. I don't go around asking.

43. What annoys you? Jesters, the colour purple, fangirls, my friends squealing about One Direction, and so on.

44. What are you afraid of? Butterflies. But not Lady Timpani.

45. Gold or silver? None. I prefer 'or'!

46. Are people afraid of you? Not reeeeally. They reckon that I'm weird and crazy and kinda creepy but not scary.

47. Do you sing in public? Yes. Yes I do.

48. Ever been screwed over? I've never been whacked over the head or tripped over with a screwdrive if that's what you mean.

49. Does money make people happy? To a certain extent.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? YES. But we have REALLY screwed up Mother Nature's work of art.

51. What's your hair look like? Black-brown, shoulder-length and slightly curly.

52. First job? I'd like to be an author, but right now I'm at school!

53. Do you like meeting new people? Yes! But I get shy if it's not at school.

54. Do you get along with your parents? Some days. Some days.

55. Ever played strip poker? Apparently Dimentio does, but anything that dumbo of a jester knows how to do that isn't crucial to life I don't wanna have anything to do with.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Policeman/policewoman. And no.

57. Ever been in a car accident? In my dreams, yes.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? One. (Funny thing: I bumped my head and briefly forgot. In bed, I remembered and started crying because of the previous pain.)

59. Do you care what people think of you? N plus O equals cactus.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? A human. With a published book. Written by me.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? Bit.

62. What kind of car do you have? A wee wittle toy one!

63. Time you were born? Veeeeeeeeeery early in the morning. I think.

64. Ever break any bones? Ba-bow!

65. Fave childhood toy? My stuffed Luigi that I still sleep with!

66. Fave author? YOU WANT ME TO PICK????!!!!!!!

67. Are you a paranoid person? I'm a person, but I dunno about paranoid.

68. Have any enemies? Dimentio Scurra is a definite. But I dunno about others.

69. Are you afraid of heights? Half-and-half.

70. Last movie you watched? Been so long I don't remember!

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Dunno.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocilla and vanolate!

73. Favorite color? GREEEEEEEEEEN!!!

74. What time do you usually wake up? 5:00 AM on school days, and 7:00 AM on weekends/holidays!

75. What are you doing? GASSSSSP. REPEATED QUESTION ALERT! REPEATED QUESTION ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Don't have a purse/wallet. Soz.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? Six hours, two half-hour breaks. Also known as SCHOOL.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Five days.

79. Can you do a handstand? Can you fart out confetti?

80. Are you an angry person? Sometimes.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? *cough*Dimentio*cough*

82. Do you talk in your sleep? And how am I supposed to know that?!

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't drink alchohol. Once I mistook my dad's beer for my Coke, and I nearly chucked it right back out again.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I could break a pencil in half as a Grade Two, but I dunno about my forehead.

85. Are you delusional? Waffles pancakes bagels pretzels cake cookies!

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Sports. We just don't agree.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Hmmm... well, I just can't darn recall!

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I can lift my dad, my aunt, my mum and all my friends... so maybe.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I'd be a pony!

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? All the damn Harry Potter ones!

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I use my right mostly, but I high-five more with my left.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? I'm not a blue fish from Finding Nemo...

93. How are you feeling right now? Bored.

94. What annoys you about people? It varies.

95. Do you dislike children? Umm...

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Never tried! But would probably fall off!

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Skin is just fine, thank you very much.

98. Can you smile for me? Can YOU smile for ME?

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I think about disturbing things I have seen or read, then I formulate adventures for the Evene couple and the minions that sometimes get turned into fanfics.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Either last year or this month.

From Luigisgirlfriend's profile:

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you turn red. When you're cold you turn blue. And when you die you'll turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism.

From AgentOfRedAndBlue's profile:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11 (Wow...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Every girl does -_-)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Well come on blind makeovers are sooo fun! -evil laugh-)
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 3 (Umm... you know I'm a girl, right?)

Found on Luigi the Time Lord's profile:

You say Twilight,

I say Element of Magic.

You say vampires,

I say Goombas.

You say Jacob Black,

I say Pokemon Black and White.

You say Team Edward,

I say Team Superpaperminions.

You say Robert Pattinson,

I say Krabby Patty.

You say Robert Pattinson is hot,

I say Celestia's sun is even hotter.

You say Bella is the smartest of them all,

I say you've never heard of My Little Pony.

You say Edward,

I say Pokemon.

In case you don't get it, Twilight Sparkle wields the Element of Magic.

In case you don't get it, Goombas have fangs that are WAY cooler than vampire fangs.

In case you don't get it, that's just what his last name reminds me of. NO RACISM.

In case you don't get it, Team Superpaperminions is awesome because it consists of every single Super Paper Mario minion. Suck on that.

In case you don't get it, that's just what his last name reminds me of.

In case you don't get it, you don't know what the word "temperature" means.

In case you don't get it, ponies are ponies and therefore are extremely smart and awesome and athletic and stuff.

In case you don't get it, I just wanted to say Pokemon somewhere in thisthing.

Found on Crazyrandomgurl's profile:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Found on mrs.mario13's profile:

AM I BRITISH OR AFRICAN AMERICAN

British

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.

[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell".

[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.

[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.

[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

[X] It's football, not soccer.

Total: 2 (I'M A BRIT HAH HAH WELL THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE CUZ YOU KNOW I WAS BORN IN ENGLAND AND SUCH CONTINUE PLEASE)

African American

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually

[ ] You have puffy hair that refuses to be straight and down.

[ ] You like rap.

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.

[ ] You like chicken.

[X] You like watermelon.

[ ] You can dance.

[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (Uhhhh... WTF.)

Total: 1

Found on selena1234's profile:

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "Don't you dare talk to my mother like that, Potter!" Malfoy snarled.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air,I guess.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Random Olympic thingy.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:38

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 7:05

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother watching Minecraft Let's Plays downstairs.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today, going to the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Selena1234's profile.

9. What are you wearing? A blue Spongebob shirt and a grey tracksuit, with thick socks.

10. Did you dream last night? Don't think so.

11. When did you last laugh? Few minutes ago, at the end of Deathscream VS Rainbow Dash.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Cut-out print-outs of the minions (exception: Dimentio) and the Count, plus a few funny posters and my attempt at drawing Rainbow Dash.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Does Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestria qualify as weird?

14. What do you think of this quiz? BAHAHAHAHHAHA - whut.

15. What is the last film you saw? Dun remember.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? My own DSi. Yes, DSi.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I'm scared of butterflies.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make inter-dimensional (by dimensions I mean Equestria and the Mushroom Kingdom and stuff) travel possible, and make world peace.

19. Do you like to dance? Nope.

20. George Bush. Indeed.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kylee.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Lennon.

Found on The Great Mikey Weston's profile:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter.

You say Digimon, I say Pokemon.

You say Skyrim, I say Minecraft.

You say Spongebob, I say My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

You say Sonic, I say Mario.

You say Dimentio is hot, I say Dimentio's just NOT.

You say that Mr. L and Dimentio belong together, I say "You better run, pal".

You say that My Little Pony is gay, I say love and tolerate.

You say Cupcakes, I say "so sweet and tasty".

You say "Problem?", I say "Yes, I can't get my shower started".

You say "You're weird", I say "I'm me."


FRIENDS ON FFN

Shana00:The second of my friendship group (me being the first) to get a FFN account, Shana is an anime FREAK! She hates Dimentio and loves phoenixes and dragons and wolves... just like me! Shana is a budding artist, and normally draws anime girls. She can be a little bit annoying (don't take that personally, Shana!) and Miki has to constantly remind Shana and I to stop being silly, but she can always have a laugh!

miki44: She got a FFN account a few weeks/months after Shana. Miki's the sensible tomboy of the group who is spending half her time telling the rest of us off for screwing around! She loves blue and has a great imagination. Plus, she's really good at anime drawing too! She hates Dimentio (all my friends do) and she's VERY independant. Unlike me, she is sensible almost every day, and so being her friend is a really good balance in my personality.

Louis.Tommo.Rules: The fourth person who got an account, Tommo is one heck of a One Direction fan! As usual, she hates Dimentio, and has a very broad background. She is normally found talking about One Direction or receiving a hug from me, but she's a good-natured tomboy who's one of the best artists ever! She also writes (at school), and we like exchanging talk about our imaginary friends/OCs!

KoolKablamo: Kablamo is very shy and sensible. I go to her house a HECK of a lot, and we usually while away the hours talking about MLP (she joined the herd after I shared the first ep with her) or playing Charades. She has a little sister who also loves MLP, and their house is LOADED with feta. Mm, feta! Kablamo prefers me to make up the stuff to do while I'm visiting, but she's still one of the best friends ever!


Random Sayings

"Caps lock has feelings too!" -Count Blumiere

"Would you believe me if I said I never told the truth?" -Dimentio

"Super Dimentio is awesome. Dimentio is just a dick." -Blake (a friend in real life)

"The day Dimentio is revealed to be straight is the day all hell breaks loose." -Me

"You cannot go anywhere with flat tires." -Smart-ass

"BLARGHY!" -Raven

"Buck off." -Mr. L

"DAMN THESE HOOVES!" -O'Chunks

"Yeah. So, I just need you to shut up, 'K?" -Nastasia

"We really should get out more." -Mimi

"What would happen if every DiMimi fangirl got together and wrote one big fanfic based solely on Dimentio and Mimi?" -Me

"Number-one rule at Castle Bleck: don't wake up Mr. L early in the morning. Number-one rule at Fangirlworld: always wake Mr. L up early in the morning." -A very annoyed Mr. L

"Love may be a strong force, intended for the purest hearts and against the blackest of souls, but friendship is a power that can be shared amongst both sides and still stay strong. I should know. We're proof of it." -The minions of Castle Bleck

"I have a party cannon. Your argument is invalid." -Me


More copy-paste stuff:

Found on VampireLuigifan's profile:

LIST YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:

1. Mr. L

2. O'Chunks

3. Rainbow Dash

4. Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo

5. Princess Luna

6. Scootaloo

7. Luigi

8. Princess Daisy

9. Hedwig (Harry Potter's owl)

10. Pinkie Pie

Number 1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: HOLY HAY L GET OUTTA MAH ROOM!

Mr. L: Just making sure that you're still a pegasister.

Me: WHAT THE BUCK. AT THIS TIME. SERIOUSLY.

Number 3 walks into the bathroom while you're showering.

Me: HOW DID YOU EVEN OPEN THE DOOR?!

Rainbow Dash: *looks at hooves* I honestly have no idea...

Number 4 announces he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: I love you with all my heart!

Hedwig: *blinks*

Me: *sobs* This... this is beautiful...

Number 5 cooks you dinner.

Princess Luna: Does thou like thy dinner?

Me: *splutters* WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!

Princess Luna: Nothingest. Just some hay, raw oats, apples, cupcake batter and some of thy sister's mane.

Me: *vomits*

Number 8 gets into the hospital somehow.

Me: How'd you get a broken leg?

Princess Daisy: It was nothing much. I just got a bit carried away with my sparring partner and she broke my leg in self-defense.

Me: ... WHY ARE ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS INSANE?!

Number 9 makes fun of your friends.

Hedwig: Hoo-hoo! Hoo! HOO HOO!

Me: What?

Number 10 ignores you for hours.

Pinkie Pie: *giggles* Oh, silly, I'd NEVER ignore a friendy-friend-friend!

Me: Like a boss.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: HOLYHAYWEAREGOINGTODIE!!!

Mr. L: *turns round and blasts the killers with a random machine gun* Happy?

Me: O_o

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: OH! OH GRAMBI! DEAR SWEET CELESTIA! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!

O'Chunks: How 'xactly did ah get on a vacation wif' you 'gain?

Me: I really have no bucking clue.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: *unwraps gift* OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH A RAINBOW DASH PLUSHIE!!

Rainbow Dash: I'm just too awesome.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: *flies around in circles* Muffin? Muffin! Wherefore thou art muffin?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: I CAN'T DO THIS. *starts having a panic attack*

Princess Luna: Never fear, loyal subject! Simply dazzle thy audience with thy's ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Mr. L: *laughs hysterically*

Me: I'm marrying. A pony.

Pinkie Pie: MY DRESS IS SOOOO PINK! YAAAY! This calls for a PARTAAY!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Luigi: Don't worry. At least this is your first time.

Me: OMIGOSH I FEEL SO BAD NOW.

Luigi: I NOE, RIHT?!

both of us hug each other and cry hysterically*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: This is a flying tournament.

Hedwig: Hoo.

Me: *looks at Hedwig* *grabs her and pushes her to the start line* Good luck, Hedwig!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Pinkie Pie: Giggle at the ghosties! Guffaw at the grossly! Crack up at the creepy! Whip it up with the weepy! Chortle at the kooky! Snortle at the spooky! And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone cuz the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... hahahahahha! Hah... Laaaaaugh!

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Mr. L: Heh, that's not the first time I've heard that.

Me: HE'S AN ALTER EGO. WHO WEARS A MASK. SURELY THAT IS ENOUGH.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN LOVE WITH A SNOWY OWL?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Me: I'm not a lesbian. But full respect for them!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Besides, I don't even know who my parents are yet!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Luna and Scootaloo look awkwardly at each other*

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Scootaloo: WHAT?! NO WAY! I'M JUST A FILLY! I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY CUTIE MARK YET!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Luigi: ... You look different.

Me: *fingers brutally short haircut* I remember that I used to make jokes about me looking bald. Now I DO look bald.

Luigi: Maybe you should start wearing a cap?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Don't worry.

Princess Daisy: WHY NOT.

Me: Have you ever heard of Luaisy, my dear friend?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: A FREAKING OWL.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: ... I'm scarred for life.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Rainbow's probably teaching Ditz how to fly properly. I wish her luck.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: *looks at Mr. L* *looks at Scootaloo* Well, they're certainly alike.

Mr. L: WHY AM I SUDDENLY PAIRED WITH PONIES ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

Scootaloo: Sorry, gotta go. Cutie Marks wait for no filly!

Would 2 trust 5?

O'Chunks: Hey, Luna.

Princess Luna: Greetings, O bald and muscly loyal subject.

Me: *shrugs* I guess.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Pinkie Pie: *giggles* That tickled, silly filly!

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: My wings tickle too!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Mr. L: Well, the only thing we agree on is Maths.

Princess Luna: Thou wishes that thy sister was here to help thou with thy division!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Scootaloo: Well, I definitely didn't get my baking Cutie Mark.

Rainbow Dash: Yeeeeah... me neither, squirt. I'm not exactly the awesomest baker.

Me: *looks at the burnt sludge on my plate* I'm... not hungry.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Luigi: Okay, Hedwig, mail-delivering. Can't be too bad.

Hedwig: Hoo. *hands Luigi the first letter*

Luigi: OW! PAPER CUT! AAAH! I QUIT! OH, IT BURNS!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Princess Daisy: HOW THE HECK D'YOU CUT THIS THING?!

Princess Luna: I honestly have no idea how thy hairest got like this in the first place, fellow princess.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Hedwig: Hoo. *shows Scootaloo*

Scootaloo: WHAT THE BUCK?! FEATHERWEIGHT?! NO WAY! AAAARGH!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Pinkie Pie: Owlowicious isn't as cute as you! You're like an owl popsicle!

Hedwig: Hoo. Hoo-hoo.

Pinkie Pie: Heh heh... *blushes awkwardly* I didn't think that you'd think up something like that, you naughty bird!

1 accidentally kicks 10.

Mr. L: NO! I'M SO SORRY, PINKIE! PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEE! I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, I'LL FINISH MY CUPCAKES, JUST DON'T BAKE ME INTO THE-E-EMM!!!

Pinkie Pie: *blinks*

2 sends a message to his/her boy/girlfriend but 9 got it. What would happen?

Hedwig: *eye-twitch* HOO HOO HOO-HOO-HOO?! HOO HOO HOOOOOO! HOOT! (WHAT?! NOW O'CHUNKS?! WHY IS EVERYONE IN LOVE WITH ME?! I'M A FREAKING OWL! GUUUUGH!)

5 and 6 do a workout together.

Princess Luna: Comest now, thy filly subject! Beat thou wings!

Scootaloo: I'm... trying...!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday.

Scootaloo: Meh, whatevs! I'll just go hang out with Rainbow Dash!

Me: I invited RD.

Scootaloo: NOOOO! MY LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING!!!

7 wins the lottery.

Luigi: M-me? Win the lottery? There must be a mistake!

8 has quite a big secret.

Princess Daisy: I can't garden.

9 becomes a singer.

Me: HOW THE HAY DOES AN OWL SING?!

10 gets a daughter.

Pinkie Pie: I'm going to call her Pinky Poofy Whippy Woofy Party Cannon Explosionania!

What does 1 think of 2?

Mr. L: *thinking* Man, what a loser! I mean, he's bald and he doesn't even know his three-times tables! Plus, he's got a BEARD. And no moustache. That's just sad!

How would 3 greet 4?

Rainbow Dash: GO AWAY.

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: Awwwww...

What would 4 envy about 5?

Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo: What does "envy" mean again?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Scootaloo: Princess, I got my Cutie Mark!

Princess Luna: That's nice.

Scootaloo: *shows her Cutie Mark of a moon* See? It's you!

Princess Luna: D'awwwww...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: NOTHING.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me: NOTHING.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: At night?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Me: Okay. Let's get something straight. HEDWIG. IS. AN. OWL.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me: NOTHING.

Is 3 Gay?

Rainbow Dash: AGAIN WITH THE LESBIAN THING!

From Crazee Canadia's profile:

1.FIRST NAME: Starts with a T, ends with an A.

2. WHO WERE YOU NAMED AFTER? My mum's nurse. No kidding.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Starts with S, ends with H.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Can't remember.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? What kinda question is that?!

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? What's lunch meat?

7. KIDS? What about 'em?

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!! And yes. I guess.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Eeyup.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Mayyyybe...?

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Er... are you some kinda stalker?

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Not unless my life depended on it.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Meh. Edible ones. Not Fruit Loops, they aren't edible.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Nnnope.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yesh. :3

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? COOKIES AND CREAM, DAMMIT!

17. SHOE SIZE? *shrug*

18. RED OR PINK? Well, red is the colour of fire, but pink is the colour of Pinkie Pie, soooo... PLAID!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I dunno. A lot of things.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Do YOU want everyone to put this in their profile?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing bright orange shorts and bright orange flip flops. Total coincidence.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Rice 'n beef.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Speeeeeeeeeeech.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? GREEN. NUFF SAID.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Freshly-mown grass. I guess.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mah mummy.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their existence.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No-one sent it to me, just look up to the start of this thing!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Lemon-flavoured ICED TEA, baby!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? NONE.

32. EYE COLOR? Brownownownown.

33. HAT SIZE? Hat.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nooooooo...

35. FAVORITE FOOD? PIZZA.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Hotel Transylvania! Ablablablablah!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hats, hats, llamas with hats!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Autumn. BOOM.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Huggy wuggies!

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Ice-cream, I guess...

Found on Wafflegirl0304's profile:

List only 10 characters from any series. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

(1) Twilight Sparkle

(2) Fluttershy

(3) Applejack

(4) Rarity

(5) Pinkie Pie

(6) Rainbow Dash

(7) Applebloom

(8) Sweetie Belle

(9) Scootaloo

(10) Ditzy Doo

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

What the... you too, Twilight?!

7 cooked you dinner.

O_o Apple pie, apple fritters, apple strudel... WHAT THE L, MAN?!

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

What? Pinkie and Rarity? Probably over whether pink is better than purple, or something.

6 is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Don't worry, Rainbow Dash! There's always next year's Wonderbolt tryouts!

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

...This is a joke, right? Y-you're joking... r-RIGHT?!

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

WHY, DERPY?! *sob* WHYYYYYY??!!

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

-.- Well, you certainly didn't get your comforting Cutie Mark...

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9 by the water wearing speedos.

T-Twilight?! Fluttershy?! SCOOTALOO?! Why the buck're you three wearing SPEEDOS?!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

checks her flank* Nope, no practical joking Cutie Mark!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

SHE'S GONNA MAKE ME READ RAINBOW FACTORY!!! D:

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

A-Applejack? Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh... *faints* *explodes*

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Shouldn't Applejack be comforting Applebloom? And isn't she too young to have relationship problems?

5 gave you a teddy bear.

D'aww, thanks, Pinkie! *hugs said teddy bear*

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

No. Just no.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Lemme get this straight... Sweetie Belle is cussing at Rainbow Dash and Applebloom is all interested? WTF?!

It's stormy outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at her place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

No! Rarity! I-I don't wanna try on your dresses!!

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

No, Pinkie, I do NOT want to go to your Middle-Of-The-Night-Party.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Fluttershy would never crash a peaceful picnic with Derpy!

1 suspects you are Kira.

Who-now?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

I guess we just sit around staring at the walls. And, as for the other random people? Bon-Bon and Lyra and Carrot Top are there, but I have no buckin' clue what THEY'RE doing...

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

wakes up* AAAAAH!

4 is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

Well, Rarity would sing Art of the Dress, probably... AND I'D GET HER TO SING PINKIE PIE'S PIG SONG!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

But... but I thought that Rainbow Dash was the apparently-gay-slash-lesbian pony on the show...!

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

DERPY. NUFF SAID.

From somewhere:

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)

From Talon of soaring Eagle:

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(MY DAD IS AWESOME SO THERE HAH)


WHAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC:

1. Equines can be any colour.
2. Any animal can have wings/magic.
3. Princesses are trolls.
4. Eating anything apart from plants is illegal.
5. Sea serpents are gay.
6. It's okay to name your child after a strong alcoholic drink.
7. Parents know what their child will be good at before they name them.
8. Physics doesn't exist.
9. Anything is possible when you're pink all over.
10. When you get a picture on your butt, it means you've hit puberty.
11. Certain ponies are chickens or marshmallows in disguise.
12. The moon is made of cheese.
13. Having a nervous breakdown is normal.
14. Keep fillies away from statues of ancient evil deities.
15. No-one listens to the smart one.
16. You only get your Cutie Mark during a flashback.
17. Equestria was made by a pink filly.
18. It's okay to name your kid Filthy or Stinkin'.
19. You are good at singing unless you are an orange pegasus filly.
20. Orange ponies are not singers.
21. You don't need magic to teleport.
22. The fanbase goes crazy when a large red stallion says something other than "Eeyup" or "Nnnope".


You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.


THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE MY LIFE HAPPY BY REVIEWING!


Bye ya'll!

MrLRocks78

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Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013
Ways To Annoy Dimentio by FairHairedAdventureSeeker reviews
Join a crazy cast of characters as they go on a quest to annoy the jester Dimentio! OC warning References to other games warning. In the process of having some chapters rewritten.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 33,415 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dimentio
dear fanfiction readers by bleach102 reviews
dear fanfiction readers multi crossover
Crossover - Pokémon & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 79 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Cresselia, Ichigo K.
Darkening Skies by Arashi Kanashimi reviews
-Yogscast SoI-A concerned Jasper calls in our heroes to investigate the odd disappearance of Lysander, only for them to be plunged into a desperate race for lost treasures with the potential to destroy Time itself. And as darkness steadily overcomes Lysander, it is up to Honeydew, Xephos and the semi-vice captain of the New Mistral Watch (OC) to save him, and the world, yet again.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
Tekkit Genderbent Universes: Creative Pranking by EmilyArtypants reviews
(This is a fanfiction of a fanfiction!) Zoey goes through Lalna's portal, followed by Rythian, Teep, Ravs and Lalna himself. Zoey and her opposite get lost, then somehow some creative pranking happens that makes Lalna scream like a little kid.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013
Pokemon Chaos by Malica15 reviews
When Blumiere and Timpani find a mysterious force that can transport them to any dimension and make them fit into it, all the inhabitants of Castle Bleck some how get sucked into it! Now, join Sapphire, Mr. L, Dimentio, Mimi, Nastasia, and the couple for a journey to a very familiar dimension. Made for my brother, enjoy! :D
Crossover - Pokémon & Mario - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere
Beyond the Screen by BlessedMC reviews
It's a relatively normal day for Lalna, Honeydew and Xephos... until some familiar faces drop in. Confusion, and sillies, and a bunch of other random crapola! I really don't know what I'm saying, I'm tired! :D Rated T for the Yogscast's awesomeness. It's just too high for children to handle.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
When a Dwarf Meets a Spaceman by Hedwig1622 reviews
This is a Yogscast fanfiction that includes some references from Star Trek. In this story, it explains what happens afer Xephos first lands in Minecraftia and meets Honeydew. Together, they must try to reclaim Xephos' memories. All the parts are prewritten. I'll release the next part if you guys want me to. The cover image is by chesterblover from DeviantArt.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Where Are You! by Felix The Tuxedo Cat reviews
*COMPLETE!* Dimentio hits his head and falls unconcious, only to awaken and find that he's lost one of his 5 senses. Whick one, you ask? Read on to find out! R&R! P.S. this happens after the game, and the rating may rise. Be prepared for crazy ammounts of OOCness! POSSIBLE Darkfic warning!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Dimentio, Mr. L - Complete
The Rainbow Blitz Disaster by Arglefumph reviews
With tryouts for the Wonderbolts just a few days away, Twilight Sparkle decides to find the perfect coach to train Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately, the pony she finds is Rainbow Dash's male counterpart. Can they get Rainbow Blitz back home to Stallion World before anything too crazy happens?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,860 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
My Little Human: Back To Reality by XxEmeraldFirexX reviews
The Mane 6 are humans now! They still have magic and whatnot, but they are now dealing with real-life situations and hardship. Bills, love triangles, mistakes, and PLENTY of twists! Instead of Ponyville, they live in 'Vintage'. Rated T. Has OC! CONTAINS ALL GENRES! :D
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
It's Just a Game by Kiaooftheblade reviews
Twelve ponies find themselves taken from their homes and forced to play a twisted game of survival. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence, slight gore, and strong language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,965 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Applejack, Pinkie Pie - Complete
The Trixie Curse by KoolKablamo reviews
Trixie has returned to Ponyville for her revenge. Disaster! But what secrets is the stuck-up unicorn hiding? And will Twilight and her friends be able to save Ponyville? Edited and written with MrLRocks78
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
Dear Writers, Please Blank by The Great Mikey Weston reviews
The characters of the Mario franchise send letters to fan fiction writers.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
Kingdom of Terror by Luigi the Time Lord reviews
It all started with a game of Hide and Seek. Now they're being hunted by a murderer. And nowhere they hide is safe.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestrian History by SecretBronyAccount reviews
You will decide who battles next as your chosen ponies battle it out...lyrically! Who wins? Based on nicepeter's battles. I don't own MLP: FiM.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012
Quest for Royalty by tetekanui reviews
AU-While Luigi has been working as a lowly mechanic, Mario has acquired fame and glory as the personal bodyguard of the Princess. Now the Princess has been kidnapped, and Mario has to go back to his brother and ask for help.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Mario, Luigi
The Clash of the Two Worlds by Malica15 reviews
When Dex, Zap, Jenny, Tung, and Swift were doing their daily work, they got lost in space and end up getting sucked in by a vortex! The gang ended up in Dimension Bleck and meet up with Dimentio, Sapphire, Mr. L, and Mimi. Can they find a way to get the gang back to their own dimension with the help of the others? Read this to find out! Highly recommended for SPM and DHAE fans!
Crossover - Mario & Dex Hamilton - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
The Count's World 15: Travels with Bleck by The Great Allie reviews
The minions are having fun on the Excess Express, until a strange mystery occurs and the finger is pointed straight at Dimentio or The Count. Who did it? And will they all stick together through the ordeal?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dimentio, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
Mad Murder Mansion Mystery by Kaiimi reviews
Luigi takes the gang to spend the weekend at his new mansion. But while they're over their, a killer starts picking them off one by one, leaving the survivors confused as to who the murderer could be. Will they find out who it is before ALL of them are dead?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Luigi, Wario - Complete
Silence, Awkwardness, Insanity by Crazee Canadia reviews
It was just him left in existence, and everyone else was dead. Holding the ever powerful Star Rod in his hands tightly, he smiled while almost crying in gratitude. He was finally alone, it was his world. oOo A story I wrote after I had a dream. R&R if interested, leave alone if not. oOo
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Luigi - Complete
To Jest for a Jester by Mowo64 reviews
"A long time ago, I learned that life... is a game..." The secrets of Castle Bleck, strange powers to master, the prophecy heroes to stop, bizarre characters to befriend, and strange feelings for a certain jester-SPM through Mimi's eyes. Updates Fridays.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,073 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Mimi, Dimentio
Rainbow After The Storm by milesprower06 reviews
Sequel to Journal of the Cupcake Killer and finale to the Cupcake Chronicles. Applejack and Rainbow confront doubts about their new relationship, and supernatural occurrences begin happening in Ponyville.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,802 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Cookie Jar by Valisco reviews
The green dinosaur found it hard to resist a jar of delicious delicacy when he entered the Mario Brothers' kitchen. Who wouldn't have found it hard?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Yoshi - Complete
A Beautiful Day in Equestria by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
Twilight miscasts a spell and Dash injures her wings. Again. It's happened before. Too many times, in fact.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Boom Goes the Dynamite by Luigi the Time Lord reviews
Mr. L is blowing up Mimi's Twilight books. She tries to get them back, but fails.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Luigi, Mimi - Complete
Ponies, Rickrolls, and Sparkly Vampires by Luigi the Time Lord reviews
Mr. L doesn't like it when Mimi watches Twilight. Especially when his favorite show is on. So he just has to get revenge.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Luigi, Mimi - Complete
Requiem of a Miner: The Coming of Herobrine by ecopper12 reviews
Is Herobrine real? I personally didn't believe so, until just recently... AN: The story ends abruptly for a reason. Draw your own conclusions!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Future Instead of Past by Luigi the Time Lord reviews
Sometimes, portals do that. And so Luigi meets Luigi.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Alter Egos by Luigi the Time Lord reviews
A regular day for Dr. Mario and Mr. L. A dream for Mario and Luigi.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Teketeke 2 by Kaiimi reviews
2 months have passed since the vicious murders in Mushroom City had ended and the 'urban-legend-come-to-life' monster, Teketeke, was killed. But when someone is found with their body split in half in Rogueport, one must assume there's a copycat killer.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Goombella, Koops - Complete
Have a HolliJolli Christmas by Mowo64 reviews
"'Twas the night before Christmas, when here in Toad Town/A fangirl and her fandoms had all gathered 'round./They stayed in the castle and threw up the decor/Preparing for holiday they couldn't wait for." An Obessive Fangirl set Christmas poem.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Fawful, Dimentio - Complete
Obsessive Fangirl 2: Super Star by Mowo64 reviews
The Mushroom Kingdom is doomed! Princess Peach has been captured by Bowser, and when Mario and Luigi head to save the day-they are captured as well! Can the Obsessive Fangirl save the day? Well, probably not. But, it'll still be a fun story!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Fawful, Dimentio
Christmas at castle Bleck by Tiggs-A-Doodle reviews
Mr.L and the crew try their best to convince Dimentio that christmas is anything but a 'pointless holiday'. Should involve some family feels
Mario - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Luigi
The Journal of the Cupcake Killer by milesprower06 reviews
Rainbow Dash is about to find out what turned one of her best friends into an insane, psychotic killer...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,955 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Herobrine and the Endermen by Wandergirl108 reviews
Originally a one-chapter children's creepypasta, this story has evolved - or devolved - into an admittedly cliche message about the difference between fate and choice. Enjoy! And please read its counterpart by World3nder as well!
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Pinkamena by W4VEG00DBYE reviews
Pinkie Pie must live with the consequences as the infamous Cupcake Killer. Can she ever return to as she was before? Will she ever be able to reconcile with Rainbow Dash? Do any of her friends still love her?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Pinkie Pie is overjoyed when she meets a Pegasus who seems almost exactly like her. What could possibly go wrong?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
One of Each Day by The Great Allie reviews
MLP:FiM It's One of Each Day for Pinkie Pie, and all her friends are helping. But when a bag of flour disappears, they have to track down the Taking Things Away Goblin to save the day for Pinkie.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Teketeke by Kaiimi reviews
Daisy tells the story about a popular, but scary urban legend called Teketeke. Not long after this, people start dying by having their bodies sliced in half. Is this just some maniac killing people for the hell of it or is the legend really true?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mario, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
I'll be back as soon as I can by Farelle reviews
Shadow of Israphel fanfic about how I imagine Lysander's and Jasper's relationship with eachother kind of could have started. Jasper/Lysander This is slash. If it's not your cup of tea, I suggest not reading this. Thank you.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011
Alphas at the Office by kaceyinspacey reviews
Just a short oneshot about what happens at the office when the Alphas aren't out fighting crime. Please read and review!
Alphas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Gary B., Bill H.
Friendship With Benefits is Magic by Tumbleweed reviews
A follow up to 'What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter. Luna provides commentary.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
A Precious Rainbow by milesprower06 reviews
Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Obsessive Fangirl by Mowo64 reviews
Luigi, Kamek, Fawful, Dimentio, and Mr. L are dragged on a grand adventure to the Underwhere and back by their worst nightmare-a Fangirl. With Game-Overs, Curses, Fights, Chaos, Insanity, and Hilarity, these poor fandoms won't know what hit them!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,274 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Unlucky 13 by koopa2pa reviews
Mario and 12 friends have been invited to compete on a gameshow. What none of them know is that the show is a sham! One of the "contestants" has set up this whole scheme to take out their "friends." Rated T for character death and it's a horror story.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Mario, Peach
Mario & Ludwig? More sides to a Coin by TedizStalker reviews
Ludwig asks, AND teams up with Mario to find who kidnapped Bowser Jr., Wario and Waluigi want to do something NICE for a change, while Luigi goes undercover as Mr. L to travel safely in new territory, though not on his own... Green Thunder you say?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Mario, Ludwig Von Koopa
Joker Saves the Ponies by McGeesJabberwock reviews
Batman wants to destroy My Little Pony and only the Joker can stop him.
Crossover - Batman & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - The Joker, Pinkie Pie
What do you do with a drunken unicorn? by Tumbleweed reviews
A Friendship is Magic fic! The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2011
Complete Infomation of the Eevee Evolutions by Opalay Haddock reviews
Their info and everything
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Food for Thought by Solitary Shadow reviews
A story written for the Kink Meme two years ago. Snake pays a visit to the Mario brothers' suite when Mario's out, having been invited to lunch by Luigi... but he gets a bit more than lunch. Snake x Luigi. No lemon, but it's not M-rated for nothing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Solid Snake, Luigi - Complete
I like this Game by Mowo64 reviews
Livi's Wii is busted, so she and her fandoms are having a good round of the "Everyone-make-Dimentio's-life-miserable" game. It's actually a very fun game to play. Obsessive Fangirl one-shot for a DA contest.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Dimentio, Luigi - Complete
You tell me, Mr L by Namron reviews
When you don't remember what you were doing five minutes ago, but someone else does, something might be wrong. Luigi needs to know who is taking him over. Or... who he's calling for help.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Luigi, Daisy
The Black Curse by PyroDragon66 reviews
We all know Dimentio as a lying, cheating, and overall complete villain. But what if he wasn't always the same Dimentio we know him as today? Step into Dimentio's past and discover who he really was as you uncover many secrets. MY FIRST FIC!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dimentio
The Count's World 14: Springtime for Dimentio by The Great Allie reviews
In order to figure out what it means to be happy, Dimentio tries to win the affections of Lady Bow by making a deal with a nasty Shaman.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Dimentio, Bow - Complete
The Count's World 13: The Chunks of Glitz by The Great Allie reviews
O'Chunks leaves the castle to become a professional fighter. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about that. In fact, some one might be unhappy enough to bring the fight out of the ring! Can O'Chunks prove himself as a true warrior?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - O'Chunks, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
A Computer for Castle Bleck by Ms.Indecisive reviews
The Castle Bleck gang receive a computer! What insanity will occur? Read and Review!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dimentio, Nastasia
The Tales of a Fugitive Mudkip by DragoniteRider reviews
1 Altered Mudkip and 1 Altered Charmeleon plus Team Aqua equals 1 huge adventure!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Mudkip/Mizugorou, Charmeleon/Lizardo
The Count's World 12: An Unexpected House Party by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck is frustrated to find an unruly house party taking place in his castle, but has a hard time putting a stop to it. Meanwhile, the minions decide that Dimentio is a ghost and is haunting them.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio - Complete
What They Did to Us by No Sleep Until Vacation reviews
The fandom has its negative points, and Count Bleck and his minions are feeling every bit of the discomfort.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
The Prank List by Darkness of 42 reviews
Dimentio is bored. So he decides to prank everyone in Castle Bleck. A series of one shots based on Count Bleck and all his minions, as they face the greatest practical joke massacre ever. Evil actions ensue. Requests over!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Dimentio
The Count's World 11: Journey to a New World by The Great Allie reviews
When the crew winds up on a strange island with no way off, getting home is their number one priority. But just what IS this place, and what secrets is it holding?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Enemies, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
The Count's World 10: Beauty and the Bowser by The Great Allie reviews
While Tippi and Bleck are working out the kinks in their own relationship, they're called upon to help someone elses... meanwhile the Minions attempt to seal a hole in time and space.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Peach - Complete
The Count's World: Weapons and Redemption by The Great Allie reviews
After taking a guest into his castle, Count Bleck must fight a scheme to bring Smithy's dream of filling the world with weapons to life. While trying to find hope for his wife and his future, the castle spirals deeper into despair. Hilarity also happens
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World Special: Shin Nen Omedetou! by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck is invited to a traditional New Years celebration, but it's business as usual when some Shy Guys show up to spoil the fun by stealing New Years Eve.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Enemies - Complete
A Good Cry by Cascore reviews
Mario and Bowser have a lot of pent-up emotional energy, and they both learn of a great way to let it all out.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Mario, Bowser - Complete
Player One by Cascore reviews
Mario takes a look at his role as Player One.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Mario - Complete
Player Two by Cascore reviews
Luigi takes a look at his role as "Player Two".
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Luigi - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 9 Castle Bleck Breakin by The Great Allie reviews
The minions return from a mission to find that someone has broken into the castle. Now they have to track him down and make it right, as well as install new security measures in the castle.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 8 The Missing Count by The Great Allie reviews
One morning the castle realized that Count Bleck has gone missing. They'll do anything to find him, even if it means getting sucked into a bizarre mystery.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 7 Twilight Trouble by The Great Allie reviews
The Count's next mission is at Creepy Steeple, where a monster, probably Doopliss, is stopping the refurbishment of Creepy Steeple. And, man, what is that smell?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 6 Peach's Tea Party by The Great Allie reviews
A routine mission suddenly changes gears when the gang is invited to a tea party hosted by none other than Princess Peach.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Enemies, Peach - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 5 Hearts over XNauts by The Great Allie reviews
Two X-Nauts have joined Count Bleck's ranks, and quickly find out that it's not quite what they hoped it would be, what with the... unique style of the minions.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 4 by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck and his minions are on a new mission. This time they're trying to find out who is stealing the sky... and how?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 3 by The Great Allie reviews
When a chain chomp follows Mimi home, she decides to keep it at a pet. Hijinks ensue. Meanwhile, Count Bleck is looking for answers to his questions about the Pure Hearts.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Enemies - Complete
L Mode by Solitary Shadow reviews
He was a vision of perfection, yet he was still so far from perfect: worse, he knew it, and he hated it. ::Set during Super Paper Mario. Mr. L angst involved. No pairings.::
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Shadow of Deception by MsDevin92 reviews
Her tangled wisps of hair falling across her face, Grodus failed to see Beldam’s lips curling back into a wicked smile. We are your humble servants… Pregame fic.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Pokemon by Perdy Toes reviews
Pokemon and Taco Bell.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Nastasia's Diary by AXB reviews
The prettyboy clown hasn't yet learned his lesson. The metrosexual magician just can't keep his hands off of Nastasia's diary. Will he get what he deserves this time?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Who Art Thou? by MsDevin92 reviews
Someone's in love with Nastasia! The problem is, she has no clue who...but she's gonna find out! A wager between the minions of Count Bleck that turns into a wild game only adds to the mounting insanity...Who could her secret admirer be? Nastasia x ...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Mimi's Diary by AXB reviews
When Mimi is out for a stroll, her personal secrets are in danger of being uncovered, as her diary is left unprotected at Castle Bleck. But who would be interested in reading it?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Game of Life by MsDevin92 reviews
Because, to Dimentio, life has always been a game. And one he always wins. Super Paper Mario, Dimentio centric oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Mario Eats A Pancake by LuigiMario reviews
DO NOT READ THIS! IT IS TOO RANDOM! If you like random stories that make no sense, this is the perfect fan fic for you! My first oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Love and War by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
Oneshot. Beanbean Kingdom and Sarasaland are at war. Peasley and Daisy both want Luigi for their selves. Luigi takes advantage of the situation. A little love, a little war. It's all fair.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Luigi, Fawful - Complete
Pokemon Adventures by Darkscream reviews
The Pokemon Adventures are stories told from the Pokemon point of view.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2006
Many Ways To Annoy Voldemort by MajorChibi reviews
Just a funny little list of retarted pranks on everyone's favorite dark lord. Don't try this at home, kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Voldemort
Harry Potter by nelle-fang reviews
The life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pin Missile by Nepryne reviews
A fairy-tale type story telling how a jolteon learned to do a certain move...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
How Do You Feel, Luigi? by pepperjack reviews
possible Luigi attitude to Mario's fame
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2001
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Green Storm Gathering reviews
Even with Count Bleck, Tippi and Dimentio gone, Mr L is not. And Luigi is the perfect Jekyll...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Luigi, Mr. L, Dimentio
The Mistral City Genderbent Universes Dilemma reviews
Sequel to the Tekkit Genderbent Universes Dilemma. Xephos and Honeydew are visiting New Mistral for a bit of a holiday. Lalna , Sips and Sjin are accompanying them, and all five are excited to see how things are going in the mainland after the defeat of Israphel. But the glowstone portal from Tekkitopia isn't finished with them... Rated T for Yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013
Random Bag of Yogscast One-Shots reviews
As the title suggests, I present to you... a bag of random Yogscast-related one-shots! Will be either Shadow of Israphel-related OR Lewis, Simon and Duncan Tekkit-related. Enjoy! The Tekkit Genderbent Universes Dilemma OFFICIAL story is up, as well as the sequel. Rated T for Yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
The Elements of Harmony: The Next Generation reviews
When the Element of Harmony spirits are sent a letter from Princess Celestia about their Elements, they are sent into a spiral of shock. After years of Element representation, the time has come to pass on their Elements to six worthy foals. But how will they react? And what evil will the new generation have to face? Slightly AU. CANCELLED. UNDERGOING SEVERE REVISION.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Twilight Sparkle
The Tekkit Genderbent Universes Dilemma reviews
Upon discovery of a strange portal in one of his age-old computer files, LividCoffee decides to make said portal, a male and female symbol connected. Unfortunately, the boys end up being sucked into a parallel universe! It's a good thing it's not unlike their own... save for the flipped genders of themselves and all their friends. Rated T for Yogscast.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,999 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Rightway: Because Seven Eight Nine reviews
DUN DUN DUUUN! Rightway, the alter-ego of an alter-ego, has returned! But seeing as he now can talk, the other inhabitants of Dimension Bleck decide to teach him something sensible. Like maths. But will they succeed in their quest of craziness? And in the meantime, what will Rightway get up to when no-one's looking?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Luigi, Enemies
CHUG reviews
Random one-shot. The Evenes are out, and you know what that means? That's ri- What? No, not that. Anyway, enjoy a drinking contest between Chunky and Raven!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - O'Chunks, Mr. L - Complete
Memory Lane reviews
Pinkie Pie is in a coma. Her other side has awoken. She wants cupcakes. And she's hungry. So she goes on a mental quest. In her head. No, she doesn't fancy pony. Maybe later... NOTE: No ponies are harmed. On hiatus.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Pinkie Pie
Letters reviews
It's been twenty years since Mr. L left the Mushroom Kingdom to continue living in Endonta. Love has bonded people everywhere, new names are given, and roles are changed. However, Raven still writes to L, and L responds. Never do they cease their letter-writing... not even if their lives and their kingdoms are in danger. ON HIATUS!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Brotherhood reviews
When Luigi and Herobrine are brainwashed into doing evil's bidding, Mario and Notch have to join forces in order to get their brothers back. But what parts do Mr. L and Dimentio play in this twisted game? Rating may change.
Crossover - Mario & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Mr. L
Cats, Cats, Cats reviews
ONE-SHOT. Couldn't find the category for Emily Strange, so yeah. Just some cat stuff, was bored. Don't expect any reviews, just something OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM. So yah.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Complete
Help reviews
ONE-SHOT. After a horrible, Cupcakes-like attack, Mr. L has been left with barely any life left. Dimentio, being his best friend, naturally comes to visit him in the hospital. But who is the real culprit behind the Green Thunder's attack?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Dimentio, Luigi - Complete
Morning reviews
It's early morning in Castle Bleck. O'Chunks must face one of his biggest fears: a grumpy Nastasia. But the stressed secretary soon gets help from the Scotsman, help in the form of paying for a seven-hundred-coin holiday.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - O'Chunks, Nastasia - Complete
The Other Side of the Mirror reviews
What would Castle Bleck's complete opposite be like?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Enemies - Complete
The Bet reviews
A random one-shot in which Dimentio loses a bet, O'Chunks gets made fun of secretly , Nastasia doesn't make an appearance, Mr. L acts awesome and arrogant, and Mimi is referred to.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Count On It reviews
O'Chunks gets hurt. Yeah. One-shot. Rated T for injury.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2012 - O'Chunks, Luigi - Complete
Thank You Everyone! reviews
Seeing as I'm on a break, Mr. L, Dimentio, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie take up the responsibility of sending a big thank-you to everyone who's reviewed my stories, and all the encouragement given. Thanks everyone!
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Luigi, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Rightway: The Strange Backwards Mystery reviews
After giving Mr. L a good smack on the head with a magic-charged wrench, the alter-ego of an alter-ego makes an appearance... Rightway! Now, the Evene couple and the minions must discover the mystery behind the barrier between Mr. L and Rightway... or just get L back to normal!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Spread Your Wings reviews
Mr. L has watched episode sixteen, season one of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a hundred times over. But after reading a fanfic about the same spectrum-maned pony, Mr. L starts reflecting on his life, and old feelings resurface. However, Mr. L soon realises that all you need are some friends that believe in you in order to spread your wings.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Luigi, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Spinach reviews
Do you hate spinach? Because Count Blumiere does.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
Only Mr L Can Save Us Now reviews
Mr. L is bored. Suddenly, Dimentio pops up and begs for a favour that L hesitates at. What does he have to lose? What does he have to win? And what is this mysterious favour that the purple-wearing jester asks of him?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Dear Fanfic Readers reviews
Yeah. So. Um. I got bored. I needed to do something. I was drawn to here. I read The Great Mikey Weston's fanfic. I liked it. I was inspired. So yeah. -DISCONTINUED-
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2012
Sorry reviews
Story trade with mrs.mario13. Mario has realised that his brother, Luigi, has been looking very sick and pale lately, but the red-clad hero soon finds out that Luigi has much more to hide than just looks. And even though his actions - or the actions of someone else sharing Luigi's body - wring Mario's heart, he finds room for forgiveness, and finds out that brotherhood is a bonder.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Evner the Evolving Eevee reviews
Join Evner, Ryxa, Hakiru and Rami on an adventure through-out Sinnoh! These four intrepid Pokemon will stop at nothing to rescue the three lake guardians from Team Galactic's grasp. But will Evner master his strange power in time for the big battle?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Eevee/Eievui, Skarmory/Airmd - Complete
Raven at Walmart reviews
When Raven goes a little super-duper-utterly-and-unbelievingly cuckoo, what follows? CHAOS! Read as our fellow sash-wearing forest girl goes on a completely chaotic journey to do some of the strangest things she can think up... at Walmart!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Raven's Tale reviews
When almost all of the inhabitants of Castle Bleck disappear, three minions left behind are forced to do something that is absolutely manditory to finding the others... getting along! But how will they, with so little in common?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Dimentio, Luigi - Complete
Another Day, Another Smile reviews
An all-dialogue fanfic, depicting Mr. L and the Count having a friendly chat after twenty years of going their separate ways.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Luigi, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
Fire of Friendship reviews
Raven sings her version of the Equestrian National Anthem, "Fire of Friendship". Original song created by Hasbro. I own nothing except Raven Featherclaw.
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Enemies - Complete
Three New Hogwartians reviews
If Mr. L, Raven and Dimentio were wizards, what would their wands be? Their pets? Their attitudes towards one another? Find out in this extremely short fanfic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mario - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Rightway: The Alter Ego of an Alter Ego reviews
Because I'm feeling weird and random, here's another OC... Mr. L's alter-ego, Rightway! Called so because of the facing-the-right-direction L on his cap. "Tuba wombat alphebatise tap dance... The alter-ego of an alter-ego... I am... RIGHTWAY!"
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Emerald Feather Comes To Town reviews
When there are rumours of a super-awesome new pegasus coming to Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is worried that her magic won't be amazing enough to impress the newcomer. But when a foal's life is in danger, Twilight shows just how awesome she can be.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Pumpkin Cake - Complete
Raven And Fanfiction reviews
Raven has discovered fanfiction... disaster! L and Dimentio must prevent her from seeing the embarrassing things on the Internet about them. But will a special flower and some luck save the two fandoms' pride?
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Luigi, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Mangled Wings reviews
My shot at a bloody/gory fanfic. Raven and Dimentio are on patrol, when they hear a scream. Bursting into L's room, they find the masked man bleeding to death. Yes, Dimentio is OOC in this fanfic.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Luigi, Dimentio - Complete
Extinct Eeveelutions reviews
What if there was an Eeveelution for every type?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Prof. Rowan/Prof. Nanakamado, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
Typo Eeveelutions
Meet Jotl, Falre and Avpor. Yup... that's exactly how you spell their names! Just a super-short fanfic to get my creative juices flowing again. No biggie.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Jolteon/Thunders, Flareon/Booster - Complete
Team Awesome: E04, The Ghosts of the Tower! reviews
When Team Awesome meet Korotock, Bibbo and Dreava, they discover that the souls of the Lost Tower are not to be messed with! But can the Rescue Team rescue Korotock and Bibbo from an afterlife in Morterra, the Pokemon hell?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kricketune/Korotock, Bibarel/Beadull - Complete
A Night In The Life Of Minecraft Monsters reviews
HAH! Thought I was dead, huh? Thought "no more fanfics from MrLRocks78", huh? YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Getting into the Minecraft mood, with a bit of monster-ness! I had no idea about the genres, though... ah, well! Join Minecraft monsters doing stuff. Ta-da!
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
Playing the Ditzy Strings
Lyra gets a new harp.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Lyra, Ditzy Doo - Complete
Team Awesome: E03, Awesome VS Wrath! reviews
Team Awesome have come across the one thing all Rescue Teams dread... a rival Team! But what exactly is Team Wrath up to? And will Team Awesome be able to stop them before it's too late?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Raichu, Luxray/Rentorar - Complete
A New Minion reviews
A new minion is due to enter the distinguished halls of Castle Bleck! Rejoice! But this new minion is pretty... well, strange. Will the minions be able to deal with the Count's old friend? And what's up with her and Dimentio?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Dimentio - Complete
Team Awesome: E02, I've Got A Headache! reviews
Stuck with a forgetful Psyduck, Voltage is forced to take on a Job Offer concerning the whereabouts of the Psyduck's Trainer. An adventure about boats, ponies, Sharpedos and I-Spy.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Raichu, Psyduck/Koduck - Complete
Team Awesome: E01, The Buneary Brothers! reviews
When Team Awesome receive a Job Offer concerning a Buneary's lost brother, Voltage the Raichu leader is determined to find him. But what has a mysterious human done with him? And will Team Awesome be able to get him back?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Raichu, Buneary/Mimirol - Complete
The Trotting Twister
After the humans leave Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle takes a break from magic... until Rainbow Dash comes along. A brief look into the ponies' lives after the events of "Minions and Mares".
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Wings of Thunder reviews
Want to know what it's like to wake up one morning only to find that you have wings? Mr. L can tell you. But how did this happen? And can Dimentio, Mimi and O'Chunks keep his secret long enough to find out the answer?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Seven Days of Torture reviews
Imprisoned in the Underwhere for an unknown reason, Mr. L is tortured until his sanity has almost run out. But he is given time to brood... to brood on something he hasn't thought about for years...
Mario - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Stuck In Sinnoh! reviews
Count Blumiere, Lady Timpani and the minions have been transported from Castle Bleck to the Sinnoh region! However, something is different about Timpani, the minions and the Count himself...
Crossover - Pokémon & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Jessie/Musashi, Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
Me, Luigi and Mr L reviews
A short fanfic about me, Luigi and Mr. L having a discussion. WE HAVE DEMOLISHED THE FOURTH WALL!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Minions and Mares reviews
All is quiet in Sweet Apple Acres... until Count Bleck's minions fall out of the sky! How will they cope with the mysterious Ponyville? And how will the Mane Six deal with the strange and unknown humans?
Crossover - Mario & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Minion Poems reviews
A set of poems based on the minions and Count Bleck/Blumiere of Super Paper Mario.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere - Complete
Dimentio's Box reviews
What happens when Mr. L receives a box from Dimentio, said to contain his wildest dreams? Well, you're soon to find out.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Dimentio, Luigi - Complete
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