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I read a lot of fanfics Xander Centered and found very few likeable.
So i wont to read some good fanfic and maybe some good soul will write one that id like. So
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer Challenge:
First must be B\X. Mostly canon, no Crossovers, no super powers and all things like that. Just made X little bit smarter. Not science smart, but more profiling smart. That means that he will know about W, crush on him and put an end on it. Sisters love and all that. So X must see things from From different points of view. And act as psychologist, of they group.
Second no A\B, only one sided. Well there is not much on a second, it just i wont to read on how thing work out if there were X/B from begining till the end of a show. it really intriguing, how all things will happened.
She says: "The night is dark and full of terrors!"@
I say: "The North is Cold and Full of North Man"
Dragon age challenge.
I read a lot of Dragon age fics, some good some bad, but almost all of them follow strictly cannon line of events, and main characters do not think outside the box so to say. They just follow the plot of game, all standard choices and solutions, and that hell of annoying.
Then there is time line, main character always and i mean Always come in time. All the events that happened in the game happens or start to happen only when Main character comes, and this is a lot more frustrating. I mean how hard to write scene where Main character come to late and takes what he could get, or deal with the consequences of his late arrival. Or came too early a deal with problems a lot easier, and gain a lot more then should have. So here it is:
-First: Main character is Aedan Cousland, he must be smart, ambitious, cunning and ruthless.
-Second: Aedan Cousland do not become grey warden. In cannon his becoming grey warden is ridiculous, he could run on his own he didn't need help of Duncan to this. So Aedan Cousland NO Grey Warden. Survival of his family depends on Authors will
-Third: He should lead rebellion against Loghain, and win him as fast as possible, use his smart, ambitious, cunning and ruthless thinking and methods to win.
-Fourth: No Grey Warden as main character of the Game. Aedan Cousland must himself or thru his followers, gather an army needed to fight the blight.
-Fifth: Like i sad earlier, Aedan must not keep up everywhere, some places he must be late some earlier.
-Six: Aedan should became a King.
-Seven: As I said before thinking outside the box he could attract Orlesian Grey Wardens to kill the Archdemon.
-And final pleas do not stop after Archdemon is dead soon will be released the third part of the game.
So if some one reading it or even better start to write this, PM me.
A song of ice and fire challenge.
There is not much to to this challenge except that i want to read about Tyrion Lannister if he'd born not a dwarf but with average height, and his mother live through his birth. Would he be this typical Lannister or will he be something more, as an beloved son of both parents and heir to a Castle Rock?
Pairings that i Hate the Most
A Song Of Ice and FireLanaya stark/Rhaegar Targaryen: Doesn't have sense at all, come on, how people can seriously can write about shit like that???
Traumatized fourteen years teenage girl, that was raised by thought that she will be married against her will, on some Lord or another, girl that wanted to be free, play with sword and ride on horse. And obsessed with a Prophecies grown married man that above all want a daughter because in some old book was written some stupid Prophecy, and he is a prince to boot, with a Lot of responsibilities. The guy is obsessed pedophile, he seduced and kidnaped inexperienced little girl, to get her pregnant with his babe.Fourteen years old girl for god's sake, no wonder that she died, she was to young for kid birth. This is not some romantic novel where prince on a white horse saves girl from terrible fate. This is obsessed madman-pedophile using psychologically weak state of a girl that do not want to marry, to seduce her and kidnape her, to fulfill some old book prophecy.
What in the Hell are romantic in that??? And there so many fic with this shity pairing, that is just ridiculous!!! Arya, anybody. Come on she is just a kid. An to change her age, is make her stupid, because all her actions was based that she was just a Kid. If she is older and act the same way that mean she is an idiot, but she is not, she just a kid. And again She just a kid, so this pairing is off limits. Use kid like that just sick. Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth - This just as likely as Zimbabwe suddenly became major political player in the World Arena. Chance on the is Zero. I cant see it, not in normal lover way. Mentor-Comrade-Sister-Friend thing yeah , no problem, but Lovers? Hell no, this is not fairytale, this is ASOIAF we are talking about, Jamie is deeply in love with his sister, one in the life time thing, well and he is not into Man, he do not play for other team, and Brienne do not look like a Women at all, so this pairing is no go. San-San this is well how to better put it, without major AU is simply impossible. Sansa even to an end series did not learn her lessons, she as was stupid girl, and stayed that way. Thru all shit that she's been thru, she in all senses should start use her brain but, she did not. She Just lost some of her naivete, but still stayed stupid girl. So that stupid naive girl that believe in fairytales, shining things, and shit like that to see past ugly appearance of Sandor? Get real. Well except major AU with Smart and fully adult Sansa. Well it is still a bit sick, how old was she in start of books twelve?