Magnolia Mellark
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Joined 12-13-11, id: 3522820, Profile Updated: 11-07-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hunger Games, Harry Potter, My Neighbor Totoro/となりのトトロ, Tales of Symphonia, and Death Note.

I'M AN OTAKU AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!

Helloooooo people who enjoy fanfics!!!! Wuzzup! Oh right your in a computer so you cant say anything... Ya first thing you should know is I am a complete idiot. Like ligit I AM A STUPID PERSON! Ask anybody... Anyways, so I guess I'm supposed to say what I like... alright I'll make a list!!!! But before I do that... Yes, my Pen Name was once magnoliamellark97. Sorry for the confusion. My nickname that was given to me by my dear friend Mad-Eye on here is Little Bear so if you wanna call me that instead of spending more time to remember I'm Magnolia Mellark then be my guest. I know Mad-Eye already does in my reviews... Anyways, the list...

-Hunger Games (do you not see the mellark after my name?!)

I might be one of the biggest hunger games fans (tributes) in the world!!!! I am SO excited for the movie!!! Like seriously, I'm so excited people think I'm a maniac. I could go on and on about this unhealthy obsession for hours but I'm sure not many people reading this would want me to. In a nutshell, through all the books I thought Katniss should marry Gale in the end for two reasons. One, they were much cuter together than Peeta and Katniss and they at least had a good friendship so we know if they got married they wouldn't argue all the time and plus, do really think Peeta and Katniss really loved each other (that means they do they feel the SAME WAY!!!!)? I highly doubt it. Two, I want Peeta all to myself. Actually I want Finnick but I'd never steal him away from Annie that's just cruel. Even if... Nah I wont spoil the books for ya.

- Video Games

There are WAY to many to mention in this category. I am a HUGE gamer and a big time nerd. Most of the fanfics I have written in my spare time are about video games because I find them pretty easy to do. I love Japanese anime stuff. I'll mention a few I like especially... -Harvest Moon, -Tales of Symphonia, -Sonic the Hedgehog, -The Legend of Zelda,-Sims, -Halo

- Fairy Tail

This is one of my newest interests ever since my dear friend who I shall call A came to my house and spent the whole time on my laptop reading it. So one day I was bored so I started reading it and I loved it. I also started watching some of the episodes on youtube. I love Grey! I'm a big time fangirl of anything Japanese and I dream to go to Tokyo one day. I'm trying to teach myself Japanese but it isn't working out very well... Anyways, JELLAL AND ERZA FOREVER!!!!

-Harry Potter

I don't like Harry Potter as much as Hunger Games and stuff but I'm going to be nice to my obsessed buddy (My dear friend Mad-Eye) and mention how she got me singing songs from a very potter musical. I didn't read the last book until recently though. Long story, but thanks to Hufflepuff Chaser for letting me borrow it! The sorting hat on pottermore sorted me into Slytherin. Oh, and by the way... I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!!!! YOU'RE HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER, AND I'M THE MAN!

-Inkheart

Before I discovered Hunger Games I refereed to myself as the future Mrs. Dustfinger even though that is even less possible than Mrs. Mellark. I don't like spoiling books for people so all I can say is I went around screaming for days at the end of Inkspell and was SO happy when I read Inkdeath. You Inkfans (is that a word?) out there probably know what I'm talking about.

-Batman

Who could resist a man in tights who saves a bunch of people? I especially like the character Harley Quinn. I'm hoping they eventually put her in one of the movies instead of just the video games. Oh, and as i type this, I'm playing Arkham Asylum with my friends.

-Pirates of the Caribbean

One of my other insane obsessions I've had. I had this obsession for a very long time and still might a little. It was insanity! One time, somebody stole the poster of At Worlds End that I was about to buy so I screamed at them and pulled it from their evil clutches and bought it for myself. I still have it hanging on my wall to this day. I am very proud of that poster...

Well, that's really all the books and stuff that I MIGHT make into fanfics. Not saying I will for sure. Oh If you guys want more of my work I have a figment account where I have all my non fanfic stories. I'm new to figment and it would be great if you guys checked it out. http://figment.com/users/210558-Magnolia-Mellark

Oh! Forgot to mention! I'm a good person so I don't use bad language in my fanfics. So no swearing for me! Also four of my friends have accounts... Hufflepuff Chaser (Molly, or as I like to call her, Mad-Eye) and MasakoDaenerys (Harley Quinn, it suits her), FourthStar (no freaking idea what the heck we call her yet) and balletomane97 (Tinker Bell, cuz she likes to dress as fairies) they are all awesome.

Alright, for those of you reading my FABULOUS profile here, you may not be certain I have an obsession (unless you actually know me of course!). So I've looked at a few profiles (Mad-Eye LUV YA GIRL!) and noticed all this survey junk and stuff and because I'm so lazy instead of actually going to the effort of FINDING a survey (I am NOT a hufflepuff I am NOT a particularly good finder) I decided to make up a bunch of questions about The Hunger Games and stuff. So for all you wonderful people who are reading my wondrous profile of magic... enjoy.

The MAGICAL Hunger Games Questions!!!!!!

Do you own all the books? Of course!!! BOXED SET BABY!!!

How many times have you read the series? Uhhh... WAY to many times to count! 5 times at least...

Any Hunger Games merchandise? The official illustrated movie companion, the tribute guide, mockingjay pin, jabberjay card game, mockingjay t-shirt, district 12 t-shirt, gale bookmark, district 12 wristband, bracelet I got at the theater, magazine, ticket, soda cup from theater, and some homemade mockingjay stickers. Oh, and the movie of course.

Team Peeta or Gale? I never understood this whole "team" thing... Does team mean who you want Katniss to marry or who is hotter? Because I totally think Gale is PERFECT for Katniss and Josh Hucherson (Peeta) is the most sexiest thing on the face on the planet and I'm still making wedding plans. So both I guess... PEETA!!!

Favorite District? 3

Favorite book in the series? Oh that's a hard one... The Hunger Games I guess. Mockingjay is kinda confusing and took me a while to understand. Catching Fire is amazing (because of Finnick and Johanna) but I don't think it's better than the first book.

If you were in the games who would be your mentor? FINNICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reaction to end of Mockingjay? (I am NOT joking this is LEGIT!) I threw the book across my room and screamed "KATNISS YOU IDIOT!!!" Then the next few days I tried to get together an army of people to help me attack Suzanne Collins and force her to change the ending. SPOILER ALERT! Katniss shouldn't just have shrugged that Gale had left off!!! What kinda person is she?!?!?! Up to this point I thought she was amazing and I wanted to be her. Then I realized she is a complete idiot! I could go on...

Who would be your ally in the 74th Hunger Games? Probably Foxface. I don't mind most gingers (notice the word most. Yes, there certainly is a ginger I despise. If you would read the reviews of The Fox Girl you would know that! Thanks Mad-Eye...) and I think she is pretty awesome from my thoughts of her. I just started a new Fanfic about her (The Fox Girl) which I was originally planning to write with my dear friend Harley but I kinda just wanted to do it myself. But I owe her for the idea of giving Foxface a lover so kudos to Harley! (or MasakoDaenery)

Favorite character in The Hunger Games? Haymitch

Catching Fire? Finnick

Mockingjay? Finnick. He's just so amazing I can't resist.

Worst death in The Hunger Games? Rue, duh.

Catching Fire? Mags

Mockingjay? FINNICK!!!!! (cried FOREVER)

Thoughts on Katniss? Idiot

Gale? Perfect for Katniss

Peeta? JOSH HUCHERSON!!! PEETA!!! (In case you other people reading this don't know this yet... PEETA!!! is an inside joke with Mad-Eye)

What do you think about the movie? I went to see it on opening day and it was awesome!!!! They cut quite a bit out though and put a few new things in. For example, Haymitch wasn't at the reaping which made me VERY angry. Katniss didn't drug Peeta. Seneca Crane died by nightlock. Rue had this little attitude to her. Cato and Glimmer had some sort of romantic relationship. The fire costumes were not very well done. The cornucopia was messed. Anyways, I really should stop complaining about it. Overall it was great and if you haven't seen it already you really should.

Did you enjoy this FABULOUS survey? Oh yes indeed

Do you think Magnolia Mellark is freaking awesome? And beyond!

Did I run out of questions to ask? I think so

I LOVE YOU!!! Awww I love you too! If you love me you should read my fanfics. AND REVIEW! Ya I think so. Because I'm amazing and super sexy. Don't get any ideas though I'm a heartbreaker.

A dedication to Finnick, who was always there when we needed comic relief, with his sugar cubes and all. He is every girls dream, including the wondrous Annie's. We shall always remember him for the time he "kissed" Peeta, the times where it seemed he was flirting with Katniss and of course, that amazing moment in Mockingjay... Oh, Finnick we loved you so.

A dedication to Rue, who was so helpless and pure. We thank her for teaching us all of mockingjays and helping us rebel against the capital. She made us realize how horrible the games truly were, and that we could change it. Rue, will remain forever in our hearts.

A dedication to Prim, who was valued so much by Katniss. With her untucked shirts and her wonderful heart of gold. We thank her for her goat cheese and her assistance she gave her mother. Prim, thank you for loving Katniss. We love you in return.

A dedication to Coin, who helped us stand tall against The Capital.

A dedication to Boggs, for enjoying the sight of Finnick in his underwear.

A dedication to President Snow, making there something to rebel against.

A dedication to Wiress, for teaching us her secrets of the arena.

A dedication to Mags, who helped save Annie at the reaping and Finnick in the games. We thank her for careing.

A dedication to Cinna, who made Katniss feel special. We thank him for helping us create the mockingjay as the symbol for the rebellion. We thank him for creating the girl on fire. Cinna will be stylists inspiration forever.

A dedication to Madge, who gave Katniss the wonderful mockingjay pin, and for helping save Gale's life.

A dedication to Darius, for letting Katniss hunt.

A dedication to Portia, for just being Portia.

A dedication to all the others who assisted Katniss in her journey to freedom whose odds were sadly not in their favor.


Dear Gale,

I'm sorry no one can see what a brave soldier you were.

I'm sorry that no one can understand how gutted you were when Prim died.

And I'm sorry that Katniss never fell for you.

But you're always invited to snare me.

Your a wonderful, overlooked person who tried you hardest to save the lives of Panem.

I'm hoping you fell in love after the heartbreak.

Love,

A fan who will always love you.


Stole this from Molly...

Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Goblet of Fire

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
Deathly Hallows part 2!

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Luna or Neville

What house do you prefer to be in?
Slytherin

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Slytherin, that's what Pottermore says

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
BLOODY BARON!!!

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?

Idk Potions?

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?

Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Beater

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?

Beater

Who do you want to make friends with?

Draco

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Didn't I just say? DRACO. Listen when I talk to you!

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Slytherin is the best.

Which character in the book can you relate to?
Neville... And Luna

What pet would you get?
Toad. I'm cool

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

FREAKING PEETA!

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Nope! I'm sure Sirius can handle them.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

Weeiiirrddd

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

Yep. I'd rant about it.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?
Draco...

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.
Harry

Post a character that has the same eye color as you.
Hmm... Hermionie I think

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?
Black...

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?
Green, not sure why.

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?
Ginger

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
Yes.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)
FREAKING HALO!

Do you like the books more or the movies?
Books

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?
Lupin. I know him personally so ya know. :D

What would your Patronus take shape in?
Lizard. I'm cool.

What would be your Animagus form?
Donkey!

What subject do you want to be the best in?
Defense against the Dark Arts

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Lupin

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Snape

Hermione or Cho?

Hermione.

James Potter or Snape?

Snape

Hagrid or Snape?

Snape

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Invisible

Fleur or Tonks?

Tonks

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Peeves

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

Aragog

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Honeydukes

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors?

Death Eaters. Is this quiz making me sound evil?

Dumbledore or Voldemort?

Voldie

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?

Bellatrix

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

Is it bad that I don't remember them? Um... Third

Is this survey fun or boring?

Kinda boring. Makes me feel very evil.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"It's not that simple," he shoots back. Guess what book THAT was! :D

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The wall...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The nannyyyyy!!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Uhh... 11:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:23. I WAS CLOSE!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My little brother playing mini stick hockey in his room...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night I got back home from driving my friends home. I spent like two seconds outside walking to my door but it still counts.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My laptop...?

9. What are you wearing?

Eyore (I have no clue how to spell it) pajama pants, black and purple striped shirt, purple fluffy sweatshirt and a zelda wristband.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep. My friend Mad-Eye sitting on a train with a cat. Weirdness.

11. When did you last laugh?

9 this morning. My bro was talking in his sleep. "I don't caaarrrreee!!!"

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Oh my... Um, drawing of a converse, drawing of an anime elf things, drawing of a fairy, drawing of pots on a shelf, draing of Lily flowers (can you tell I'm an artist) My quote from myself, ("Listen to what your heart tells you... Unless your teacher tells you otherwise."-Insert name here) A diary of a wimpy kid poster, my very awesome pirates of the Caribbean poster, a boring stupid calender, sonic the hedgehog picture, alice in wonderland poster, Avril Lavigne poster and a collage I made of movie theater tickets, GIANT HUNGER GAMES POSTER!!!! OH! And my newest addition, a present from my best buddy who i shall call Tinker Bell for my birthday. It's a collage of pictures of us, our inside jokes and a few pictures of Josh Hucherson. I LOVE YOU TINK!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My cat digging his face into my friends pants for half an hour. Guess she smells good...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's very random...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Hmmm... I think it was... *looks on recently watched on Netflix* X-men First Class.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the Xbox games I can buy, every hunger games product in existence, a cook, and Josh Hucherson who I still need to tell about the wedding.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I HATE SWISS CHALET

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

WORLD PEACE!

19. Do you like to dance?

YES!!! I take hip-hop and jazz. I dance everywhere I go. I am freaking awesome at Dance Central.

20. George Bush.

That's cool...?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Magnolia Clove

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jasper Gale

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Sure

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a horrible person.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a jerk
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, and stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be _-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (yes, I'm a freaking awesome punk)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I was on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, and stuck up
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (*flexes muscles*)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (only to things Hunger Games related. Other than that I only cry when I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I dye my hair BLACK, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-BUTT
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR (The only reason I bolded this is because I love running around the house singing what I think Rue's song and The Hanging Tree sound like. I'm not even kidding)
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

Favorite Quotes


"May the odds be EVER in your FAVOR!" -The Hunger Games; Effie Trinket

"You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him." -Catching Fire; Haymitch Abernathy

"Better not to give in to it. It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." -Mockingjay; Finnick Odair

"If you have even the slightest feelings for your son, do as we say." "Son?" -Tales of Symphonia OVA; Yuan and Lloyd

"All I need is the power to be able to protect my comrades. So long as I can have the strength to do that, I don't care if I'm weaker than everyone in the world." -Fairy Tail; Erza Scarlet

"A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!" -Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl; Captain Jack Sparrow

"Kids, don't use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs." -Sonic X; Sonic The Hedgehog

"I like you... Lemme say it again! I LIKE YOU! GO OUT WITH MEEEEEE!" -Harvest Moon Animal Parade; Luke

"I shall consume. Consume... Consume everything." Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask; Moon

"Stories never really end... even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don't end at the last page, any more than they begin on the first page. -Inkspell

"Oh Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, you're killing off students, you think it's good fun." -Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Peeves

"Shhh... There there... Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's going to kill for you the whole d*mn world." Batman, Arkham City; Harley Quinn.

"We are men of action, lies do not become us." -The Princess Bride; Westley

"Locke? Guy's a freak of nature, highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the Post Office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin." -Lost; Charlie Pace

The Rules I Live By

-Listen to what your heart tells you

-Stearotypes are all lies

-Be who you wanna be despite what others tell you

-When somebody tells you to be more like them, don't

-The Hunger Games is not just a book, it's a lifestyle

-Stand up for what you believe in

-Be who you want to be

-Always remember, Barbies will kill you in your sleep

-Close your closet before bed or Randell will come out

-Always make our points clear

-You can always reach your dreams, even if your dream is completely mad

-Nerds are amazing

-Tears make you feel better

-Banging your head on the wall doesn't always relieve the stress of school, you have to scream too

-I WILL marry Josh Hucherson

-Bananas are attractive when they wear pajamas

-Inside jokes are very cool

Acknowledgments

This is where i acknowledge all of the people important to me in my life, friends and family. All your names are nick names I've given you so you have to figure it out yourself.

Tinker Bell (balletomane97): You've been my editor for FOREVER and your my best buddy ever! Even though we are completely different there is no separating us. We will be besties forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Mad-Eye (Hufflepuff Chaser): Thanks for your FABULOUS reviews and great personality. I haven't known you for that long but we have so many inside jokes it feels like we have been friends for years. I love how every time you see me you rush towards me screaming my name. It's just a wnderful pleasure of mine. Meow. Luv ya.

Harley Quinn (MasakoDaenerys): Even though you don't review or favorite my stories (evil eye) I know you read them and bug me about waiting for the next chapter. Thanks for making me laugh and making it seem like I'm as big of a trouble maker as you (maybe a little less). Even if you do get on my nerves (a lot) and embarrass me (a lot) I still love ya too. Now please stop calling every boy you see ht because some of them really aren't at all.

OliveLawyersan: I know you will probably will get mad at me for using that name but your such a difficult person to come up with a name for! I could have called you something much worse. Haha I'm kidding. You've been my buddy for as long as I can remember and you helped me develop a crush on batman. LOOOOVVVVEEE YYYYOOOUUU!!! *hug*

Sticky: I'M FORCING YOU TO READ MY FANFICS SO I KNOW YOU WILL READ THIS! And be glad I didn't call you Luthor... Very tempting. Anyways you've been my twin since you were born (apparently) and you're the closest thing I will ever have to a sister. And sorry about not texting you for the past few days. Forgot to pay my phone bill... Whoops.

Twain: I know you read SOME of my profile but you got distracted by the TV (shame) so when you DO read this you will know that even though I haven't seen you in about a year I still consider you one of my best friends ever! I miss you! Sorry for the cat facts by the way.

Panda: I miss you so much! This place isn't the same without you! I know you don't have internet at your new house but still I am impatiently waiting for your next email. You'll be happy to know that by introducing me to Hunger Games fangirlism (that's my new word) I have obtained it severely. YOU CREATED A MONSTER!!!!! Anywho, I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much and I love you!!!

Cat Facts: Hehehehe... Sorry I just had to. Sorry for sending you cat facts! It had to be done! Anyways, you are awesome and funny and always have a smile on your face. Thanks for being awesome!

Friday the 13th Fan (FourthStar): Hello msip buddy! Wuzzup!? Thanks for making me not feel alone when I was the only one with a mockingjay pin at school. And please stop ditching me for coffee it's just rude.

*Wave Frantically: Hey! Thanks for always being there for me when everybody else ditches us during lunch even though I know you would much rather hang out with somebody else ;D. Thanks for brightening my day by frantically waving at me. Wuv u!

Red Baron: I'm kidding, I'm not mentioning you. You suck. Haha

That's pretty much all you need to know about me. I don't really feel like telling my life story to creepers over the internet thank you. I'd rather not have some guy come to my house and ask me to "go for a ride". Hope you guys like my fanfics!!!! I have to say, my original work is much better but I think my fanfics are still pretty awesome. LATER LOSERS!!!!

May the odds be EVER in your favor!

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Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Jesus in the Hunger Games by burtwilson reviews
A gripping story about Jesus' time in the arena.
Crossover - Bible & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jesus - Complete
Tales of Symphonia on Facebook by honeydew7 reviews
Tales of Symphonia on... Facebook? What happens when the viral social network, Facebook, takes over the lives of our favourite Tales of Symphonia characters? T for language.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010
Pokemon Creepypasta Collection by lucy12345 reviews
A collection of Pokemon Creepypasta. I'll be adding a new story every day, till I run out. All credit goes to original authors
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012
Bad Relationship Advice From Padfoot and Prongs by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
What happens when Sirius gives Harry advice on winning over Ginny? Set in winter of sixth year, Ginny isn't dating Dean. Sirius isn't dead. Humour/Romance. Please read and review. Enjoy! -Molly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Catching Fire And Burning Down by Tare-Bear reviews
The effect it has on him is nothing short of satisfying. But wrong, so, so wrong, and different and not me. It's the hunger. The side of me that I didn't think would be. That wants things like this; nakedness, beds, Peeta. And so it's not really me, who reaches out and grasps his wrist when he makes to stand and leave, it's the want. The fire begging for more fuel. *Rewritten*
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,646 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Patient Confidentiality by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
Dr. Amelia Harland is fast becoming known as one of the best, most promising psychiatrists in Arkham Asylum. However, her supervisor suggests a case for her that could change her life. Will he undermine her ambitions and damage her brilliant mind? Amelia digs deep into the mind of the brilliant but twisted Jonathan Crane.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Scarecrow/J. Crane, OC - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With MyMusic When by XxUnwrittenxX reviews
A funny little list of things you might do when you're obsessed with MyMusic. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing except the passage I have written for you. If you have any suggestions to add to the list, feel free to leave them in a review and I may add them! Rated T for usage of adult language. R&R, please!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2012 - MyMusic - Complete
The Vengeance of Harley Quinn by meismedude reviews
The Joker is dead. Gotham City is safe from his reign of terror but his faithful Harley Quinn will not take his death lightly. She has plans for Gotham City and Batman. But she has a surprise is store.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 70,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harley Q., Robin/Tim Drake - Complete
My Immortal Commentary by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
Over done? Yes! Super fun? YES! Hello, and welcome to the world of My Immortal, the worst fanfiction ever written! I hope you enjoy my commentary! Notice: I'm, not responsible for injuries related to poking your eyes out with various objects! R&R! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Draco M., OC
Of Families and Romances by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
Harry asks Ginny to marry him. Fluffy. Family. Humour in later chapters. Read and Review. Happy reading! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Of Mad Love And Mayhem by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Joker speaks about Harley. One-shot, poem, Joker/Harley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Drapple: A tale of heartbreak by Kokotheevilone reviews
ONESHOT The story of Drapple, how it began and ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Diaries of District 2 by MockingjayFlying reviews
This is Gale's diary after Mockingjay. How his life ends up and his feelings all gathered together in a simple journal. What will become of him? His family? His friends? And how will his life end up? Read and find out.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Gale H.
Another My Immortal Commentary by FourthStar reviews
Just another commentary for the famous fan fiction called My Immortal.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Welcome to Insanity by FourthStar reviews
Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Alice K., Cheshire Cat/Chessur
The Marauders by MasakoDaenerys reviews
This story is about the Marauders lives & friendship from the time they are children until around the time they die. It isn't funny, as much as about the darker aspects of their lives, especially Sirius. There is romance, some humor, and a LOT of tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sirius B.
Welcome to Hell: The 225th Hunger Games by Grimshadow17 reviews
Another year and another 24 innocent lives sacrificed to the Capitol's bloodthirsty tradition. 24 kids go in, 1 comes out the Victor. But the Quarter Quell this year holds many surprises that might make surviving much more difficult.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,157 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Other tributes
Starting at Forever and Ending at Never by Wreckless Righter reviews
The raft is a success! Charlie and Claire live together in LA with Aaron. Their relationship progresses, though it's still a constant roller coaster.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Charlie, Claire
Animal Sex by Emily Snow21 reviews
"Gale, what are they doing?" Katniss accidentally stumbles across two rabbits having their sexy time and makes Gale explain. The slightest smudge of Gale/Katniss. R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Into the woods by iTasteColors reviews
The moment in Catching Fire where Gale tells Katniss he loves her. Rewritten from Gale's POV. Oneshot. My first story, Please review:
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Birthday Moment by RunningfromDarkness reviews
It's Katniss' birthday, and Gale has a special way of making her day. AU-Hunger Games. Slight touch of Katniss/Gale, little fluffy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
In Another Life by Pigy190 reviews
Five years after the rebellion, Katniss gets a surprise visiting telling her Gale has been trapped in the Nut. She mulls over her past and relationship with Gale on her way to wait outside the Nut with the Hawthorns. Gale/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Remembering by The Banana Boat reviews
I looked at him. And finally realized what I wanted.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Lisanna's Story by Featherain reviews
A story from Lisanna's point of view about her life so far. Even if time does bring people apart, just maybe, she'll get through by holding onto a small fragment of hope. One shot. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Fairy Tail.Just a little sweet, sad, semi tragedy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Natsu D., Lisanna S. - Complete
How Harry and Friends End Twilight, Forever! by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
Pretty much all twilight bashing. H/G R/Hr. Written for fun, r&r. Ginny and Hermione read the books, much bashing ensues. Horror because its Twilight, humour because I laughed writing it. Hope you enjoy! : -Molly
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P.
A Whole New Beginning by asianpearl reviews
"Jellal," came her breathy whisper, and he felt her warmth on his lips. My interpretation of the kiss in ch 264 :
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Sleepless Nights by genieforyourworld reviews
He swears he will not believe that she is dead until he holds her body in his arms. Only then will he take his own life. — Jellal/Erza
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
fear by diancier reviews
"Clove! Don't close your eyes!" Faintly, she can still hear him talking to her and feels him smoothing her hair back. And she figures that this isn't too bad of a way to die. Cato/Clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Clove, Cato
Waverly's Birth by autumnrose2010 reviews
Westley and Buttercup become parents.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Westley, Buttercup - Complete
Round and Round by InfinityPuddle reviews
"Why did you choose me?"
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Natsu D., Lisanna S. - Complete
Loss by Luka-nee reviews
Ex-Wizard Saint loses crazy mental link with hot knight babe. Gets upset.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S. - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Drapple tragedy by KatieMackenzie reviews
Drapple humor, fluff. DRAPPLE FOR LIFE. The greatest ship ever, Drapple is the love between Draco Malfoy and the apple. If you don't know what Drapple is, here you go:
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M.
Tomorrow Again by AquaTitaniaMiyuki reviews
"See you tomorrow then...Natsu!" "Yeah...Lisanna!" A fluffy childhood NaLi story. Enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Natsu D., Lisanna S. - Complete
Conversations with Friends by Hufflepuff Chaser reviews
A series of messages between the Harry Potter Crew. Including Daily Prophet articles! Rated T for some language. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lost and Found by RainbowsEndInGold reviews
Then it hit me, all those things he had said about coming back, were never going to be true. They were talking about My Finnick, and I had lost him.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Winning by Taywen reviews
A guide to winning the Hunger Games, by Enobaria. Rated for obvious reasons. *Written for Starvation Forum's May prompt: What don't you understand? I won.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Enobaria - Complete
Wickedly Awesome Wizards VS Twidiots by L. M. Masquerade reviews
The WIckedly Awesome Wizards VS The Twidiots. Enjoy my who-knows-how-long random bunch of oneshots in which The WAWs pwn the Twidiots. :
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011
I am the Mockingjay by Thalia the Huntress reviews
It's amazing how two words can change a person's life forever. Maysilee Donner found out the hard way. When she was reaped for the 50th Hunger Games, she had to leave her entire life behind. Full Summary inside. Formerly known as Maysilee's Story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Maysilee D., Haymitch A. - Complete
The Elmo Conundrum by Zig Zo Zig reviews
When Elmo gets Sorted into Slytherin the worst of his troubles are far from over... How will his fanbase react? What is the Muppet Hairy Rock? What is Prof. Squirrel doing? MY FIRST FIC! DON'T BE KIND!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M.
The Last Candle In The Dark by Astoria Potter reviews
It's the day of Finnick's funeral, and as she stands there, Annie remembers the path that led them all here. Finnick/Annie.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,345 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Fin by mrsuriestump reviews
Post-Mockingjay. He's the only thing keeping Annie from snapping again... I suck at summaries, a lot better than it sounds.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
I See You by Medea Smyke reviews
What if Katniss had slipped out to find Gale after the banquet at Mayor Undersee's instead of waiting a couple of weeks to meet Gale at the cabin? Fanservice ensues. This is an AU Catching Fire scenario. K/G
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Odds and Ends by Mirime Kisarrastine reviews
A collection of various one-shots focusing on my favourite FT couples. Finished. Couples: Freed/Mirajane, Gajeel/Levy, Gray/Juvia, Natsu/Lucy, Macau/Cana, Happy/Charle, Laxus/Evergreen, Lyon/Sherry, Alzack/Bisca, Leo/Aries, Jellal/Erza, Mystogan/Erza K.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,730 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Five Times Rory Met Jack by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Newborn: a vampire love story starring Hayley by happysad reviews
A girl named Hayley is torn from her normal life, and cast in the dark world of the vampires. With her new family, the Cullens, she'll find love, anger, and tragedy like she's never known before. Rated M for Sex and Gore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bruised by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, GaleKatniss/ So why did he save him? Because she loves him. This whole thing is far too complicated.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
No One Left by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
'There's no one left I love' – Johanna, Catching Fire. One by one, Johanna Mason watches the deaths of all the people she cares for. Winner in the 2010 Winter HG Fanfic awards.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Johanna M. - Complete
Family Meetings by Creedog VanDrey reviews
The ongoing adventures of the ever-growing Bluth Family, told through a series of family meetings. Directly follows the series finale.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009
Angel Soul by lloyd-forever reviews
KRANNA The two met and fell in love...had a child and made strong alliances...now they run, trying to stay together. The lord of all things concerned...what will become of this family in the end?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
Nightime Happenings by PhoenixTears625 reviews
What happens when Hermione just wants to spend a night with the Whomping Willow and everything goes awry? AU Hermione/whompy/Snape/Ron Remus/Sirius Ginny/every Boy Voldmort/Aragoq/tamagotchi Bellatrix/ferrets Lockhart/Colin/MJ and many more! Very Funny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Ore by Celianna reviews
Graire. "I'll take my jacket off when I get hot, which would be never," said Gray. "Oh, so I'll never get to see what's under there?" Asked Claire innocently. Welcome to the world where Claire always seemed to put him and herself in awkward situations.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,140 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Gray, Claire - Complete
HalfBad Prince by triffickie reviews
[Arrested Development] The new Harry Potter book in the Bluth family. No spoilers for the book itself.
Arrested Development - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005
Glimpsing the Fandom by Dreamality reviews
A laptop with Internet access appears out of nowhere in the jungle. The survivors can only access Lost-related websites and are introduced to fan fiction, slash fiction, theories, and fan girls. Some of them are more affected than others. NOW COMPLETE!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Hurley, Charlie - Complete
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February 14, 2011 reviews
Today is valentines day, and it's been almost a year since the death of Light Yagami. Misa stands on top of a tall building all by herself.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Misa A. - Complete
The Human Protozoan reviews
It is said that a protozoan's 5th form is a human who fights evil. It is time for Noishe to complete his evolution from a Fenrilra to his final form. How will Noishe cope with this long awaited evolution? And what sort of adventures will the Human Protozoan have? Along with new and old characters, Noishe starts his own journey. Apologies if some things are inaccurate. Tried my best
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Noishe, Tabatha
Linked Souls reviews
The four houses of Hogwarts have there differences, but where does it say they are too different to get along. Four girls wish to destroy the house rivalry, and make them all realize that house unity is important.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - OC
Whistles in the Wind reviews
One-shot. A story of Satsuki once she grows older and begins forgetting about the wonderful magic of her childhood. Warning, may possibly be considered fluffy. SatsukiXKanta
My Neighbor Totoro/となりのトトロ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
The Fox Girl reviews
This is the story of Foxface's complex life in District 5 before she was killed in The Hunger Games. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Foxface - Complete
The 33rd Annual Hunger Games reviews
The shocking 33rd Hunger Games. Who will win?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes
Where I Belong reviews
Katniss begins to feel like she has made mistakes in her life, and she has been running from reality. She has to find where she belongs. Takes place after the end of Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Watch Me reviews
"I'm positive one of us will win. It will be either you or me. One of us will come home a victor and make our district proud. One of us will live in the Victor's Village with Brutus and Enobaria. One of us will come out on top." R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Clove, Cato