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Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Homestuck.

Hello Mein Friends!

I FINALLY got an account!

You might know me from Jmp-sensei's Hetalia Q&A!


I am crazy.

Deal wit' it.

I love Lady Gaga!


You'll Be in my Heart FROM TARZAN:


...I'm a Cluelss uke.



LINKS: My fav songs as of now-




What Kuro sounds like-


What Kuro and Alex LOOK like-


What Ry look's like:

Angie's song-


Angie's Masquerade dress and mask:

Mei's dress:

Mei's mask:

Erisa's dress:

Erisa's Mask:

Jo's dress:

Jo's mask:

Alex's ...suit and mask:

Alex's is ...appropriate...

Kuro's dress:

Kuro's mask:


Two Cow Explanation

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.



"I am not hyper. I am sugar high."

"A tree surgeon? What, like 'The tree's dying! Get it to an OR! It's got kidney faliure!!"

"Mini Mexican Wave!"

"Are there any questions?"
"Where do you live sir?"
"Do you live in a house or a flat?"
"A house, why the sudden intrest in my personal life?"
"Are you married?"

"I like you. I'll kill you last."

"We're not going to lock him in with the monkeys. It wouldn't be fair on them"

"Hello? Why is it dark in here?"


"Stop that! Violence is not the answer!"
"Well, it is."
"Yeah, in Hockey, Rugby, and most other sports."

"Sir! We just saw a cow get sucked up by a tornado!!"

"Ah, it's good to see you've come to this class-"
"I'm quitting sir." - (To fully get this, the teacher had just been explaining that the students in the class were the loyal ones who had not quit...)

"Zazu was the short, fat, blue bird!"
"He looked after the lion cubs!"
"... What?!"
"He was the angry one!"
"... Are we talking about the Lion King?"
"Oh, I thought it was a real bird!"
"... You are an idiot."

"Has your hair been possessed by Elvis Presley?"

"Wouldn't school be torture if girls had to wear long skirts?" - ... Boys are strange, strange creatures.

"It doesn't matter how many times you fall over, it's still really funny!"


"Hold that rubicks cube like Hamlet holding the skull."

"I'm right here, I went to throw something in the bin."
"Oh. There you art!"

"What do you mean, 'she jumped out of a window'?" (Yes, that is how well behaved our school is)

"So what, they use a plunger to suck the baby out?"
"No, not like a bathroom plunger-"
"It's more like a vacuum cleaner!"

"Get into your groups so I don't have to look at you! I mean..."

"According to your Health and Safety form, on your work experience possible hazards include files, cupboards and the general staff."
"You're gonna get assalted!"

"Whoever said violence isn't the answer CLEARLY didn't live here."

"I used to be mean and violent. Now I'm just violent."
"What an improvement."

"Money Money Money is a ANGRY song! Espically nowadays, I mean there are lots of rich people out there-" (Points at behind him, not realising he's pointing at another, senior and therefore better paid teacher) "Ripping us off!"
Entire Band: -Laughing our heads off-

"I'm going to be really dramatic, and call it open-mouth surgery."

-London arrives late for class-
"You! Where did you come from?"
"... England?"

"Look, just because there was one Hitler who was a dictator, it doesn't mean all people called Hitler are dictators! For example, there are people called God, but they aren't... I've just realised - God is a dictator! He isn't elected, he just swans in and decides to rule the universe! I for one, am appalled, and I shall inform every Christian I meet of this! I can't believe I never realised this before..."

"Can I claim your boob?"
"How many boobs have you claimed today?"
"A lot."

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

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If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, copy & paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

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If you wish the whole Akatsuki did not die, copy and paste.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...

Copy and Paste!

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Spread the Stupidity

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

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He shall live on in our hearts


Itachi Uchiha


He shall live on in our hearts

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My Antonio by lai-shai reviews
Going against everything in his strict, Catholic upbringing, Lovino has fallen desperately into love and lust for his family's Spanish stable boy, Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,379 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 9/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Faerytales Don't Come True by Ivy Moonlit Rose reviews
Akatsuki is in our world as kids. Finding them, Yume takes them home. Mayumi moves in not trusting them. How will they become normal again? What will they do when something befalls Yume? How will they return to their world, and will they want to go back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 165,158 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Itachi U., Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki
To See The World: Cathy's Story by CelticGirl7 reviews
Looking back at the time when I woke up to see the Axis Powers staring at me, I probably shouldn't have freaked out and thrown the computer mouse at Germany's head. Definitely not the best way to introduce yourself... "GAH! STRANGER DANGER!" [Chpt 11: While one person leaves, another, more malicious one, enters the picture.] *1st Bracelet Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Dump Me In Another World by Eternal Cat Moon reviews
So, I'm coming home from school and I turn my computer on. It starts to act weird and I land on top of these ramdon ninja. Well, I don't think I'm home anymore. And to top that, I run into the Akatsuki. I thought Fridays were supposed to be good days!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,952 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Loss and Resolution by ssapphireangel reviews
After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,306 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Holy crap, why is China in Kuro's room? by MeiMeiaru8 reviews
Anime, soy sauce and Hetalia shoud never mix. Sadly, These teens learn it the hard way with MeiMei, a crazy China and Japan fangirl Compain to "holy crap why america in my house?" RxR NOW! Rated T just in case
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Representation by Terachanglianzylan reviews
A college AU with a twist. They are still nations, but they don't know it. After an accident at the world meeting, they forget that they represent an entire country. Human names used. Full summary and characters inside. T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012
Impossible by freedomtoaster reviews
The damn cat flew out of nowhere, and now Ed and Al have to go to school for the first time in years. -The Hell? Is Hogwarts prepared for the Fullmetal Alchemist? features the rarely seen Armor!Al
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
New Life by artisticSpiritsong reviews
Bro dies in a gang fight and Dave is running out of time with his rent. An old friend gives him a hand and lets him live with her. When he meets a certain derpy sibling of hers he finds living with them might not be as bad as he first thought DavexJohn AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Dave S., John E.
There's a Demon in my attic by okamixcosplayer reviews
Matthew is a young man buying his first house by himself. Little does he know that there's already someone occuping the space. Gilbert, traped in the attic by a demonic seal, must embarq on a journey ending in restoration or isolation. supernatural AU!:D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Ask Ryuk by A Checker On The Chessboard reviews
"Go ahead. Ask me something. Seriously, I'm bored out of my MIND, here." Ask the Shinigami anything you like, whether it be Death Note related or not! XD If you value Ryuk's sanity, I would ask him something. :P Rated T- Just in case askers swearrr. ;P
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Ryuk
Copper Curl by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Germany is haunted with distant memories of a child with a copper curl. Not only does he struggle to remember his childhood, he also has to deal with his conflicted feelings for Italy. Shounen-ai/yaoi. GerIta with Germany as HRE theory plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,736 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
S P A C E by Hellie Ace reviews
Arthur Kirkland would like, just once, to have a have a normal mission. Instead he is sent to an abandoned space lab for data collection. But the lab isn't as abandoned as everyone thinks it is. What's been hiding in the labyrinth of death and debris?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
HetaOni Chaos by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
What happens when Hungary forces the nations to watch HetaOni on youtube? How will they react? Rated T for language. Slight USUK, slight GerIta, slight Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Kill by Solus Tal'echoy reviews
In which Truth is really mean: "Your return ticket, of course," Truth favored him with a toothy grin, "You want to get home? Fix the flow. Rectify the error. Remove the anomaly." UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Ling Y.
Looking For Legends by TheCompletlyAddictedBookworm reviews
River comes across a story of an ancient warrior-sighted since the 14th century-known as the Demon of War. But as she and The Doctor investigate they find the 'demon' is far more human than one might think...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 11th Doctor
Lighthouse by Blind Squirrel reviews
At the turn of the century a Russian sailor is shipwrecked at sea, only to be saved by a quiet young man who offers nothing of himself and the chance of a new life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
Tulip War by coolthade reviews
After a long world meeting, Lars and Sadiq decided to hit the bar. They made a bet, Lars lost. warning: sex, man on man, swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Turkey, Netherlands - Complete
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Kids of the World reviews
Crappy title is crappy. Fro an alternate dimension, meet the kids of the nations! How will they get back? Who knows! Only thing the nations know is that this is going to be trouble! Mostly my OTPs, Lot's of OcxOc, and a cute little French Girl!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Adventures of Gill and Juliane reviews
Me and Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon are writing this together! Follow Gill and Juliane as they make their way through the Hetalia world! What will happen? Love? Humor? RANDOMNESS? A rabbit hole story with a bit of a twist!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Meeting the 2players! reviews
Wendy, Kaelen, and Dalia have gotten themselves into a bucket of trouble! They find themselves meeting the 2P Hetalia characters! Can they help the Axis guys and the Allied boys get back to normal before they get killed. Find out in this story full of Horror, love, and scones!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - France, Ancient Rome
Holy Crap why is America in my house? reviews
Through the powers of a chain letter, Kuro Soul, a simple college Kid, now has Both the Axis and the Allies in the house! Not to mention the fact that HE has a huge crush on Russia! No more Ocs. LOL, also fluffly Yaoi or something like that. Whatever. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,747 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Russia, Japan
Letters to Eridan reviews
Send letters to the lovely Eridan Ampora Because, seriously, he's desperate for...well..everything. NOW SEND ME SOME MAIL, BRO.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Eridan A.
ChangeStuck reviews
You are a simple girl. You want to change the story. You REALLY don't want to die. And also, you want a smoothie. CAN'T DECIDE ON PAIRING. WILL MAKE A POLL ON PROFILE. VOTE THERE.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
TrollKitties reviews
Mikah and his friends find a box of kittens out side his coffee shop. What will happen? Who knows. Rated M due to language. Fail summary is fail, nya.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
A new family in Peah Creek! reviews
A new family has moved to Peach Creek California! How will The Eds react to a Vocaloid Cosplaying boy, His heavy metal, Horrifying twin sister,and their odd farm loving older sister? Who knows! EddxOc EdxOc RolfxOc! BIG PICTURE SHOW NO HAPPEN! THEY TEENS!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Eds, Rolf