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Author has written 29 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, and Mass Effect.

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» I am a human male.

» I am Russian.

» Nik Stalwart is my general internet pseudonym.

» Meetry is my gaming alias.

» CC-645 was an on-the-go call sign during an Orientation & Mobility exercise, based on an alphanumeric keypad’s representation of Nik.

» I am fluent and literate in: Russian, English, Russian Braille, English Grade 1 and 2 Braille, Russian and English Morse Code, about 1% of French, incredibly fluent in German cursing, partially fluent in Italian cursing, HTML5, CSS, a few ways of coding information, and a whole bunch of various useless made-up languages.

» I have a vision impairment.

» I am very cynical, disillusioned, analytical, grumpy and, sometimes, overly critical.

» I have a tendency to overthink.

» I have various views and opinions that many people consider inconvenient. Yes, that kind of inconvenient.

» I have a strong moral code that often clashes with the modern-day social atmosphere. Too bad, it’s the social atmosphere’s problem. :-)

» I do not mind flames, because "my flamethrower is bigger, baby!"

» ...and I have a tendency to be very, very annoying in debate.

Literary Background

» Innumerable Russian books, tales and folk stories.

» First English book was The Hobbit at age 10, followed up by Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Childron of Hurin in rapid succession.

» First exposure to Star Wars literature at age 13, Heir to the Empire.

» Read all Star Wars books, have familiarity ranging from hilariously intricate to passing regarding all other media; comics, games, et cetera.

» Read all Sherlock Holmes books

» Have a decent familiarity with pre-20th century westerns.

» Large exposure to classical literature

» Familiarity with miscellaneous books of the 21st century

» Numerous 20th century books, particularly in the Sci-Fi genre

Other media (though I fail to see how that’s relevant on a writing website)

» Exposure to visual media limited by physical capabilities

» Films: Star Wars Saga, Lord of the Rings, Hobbit remakes (yuck), Back to the Future, Terminator series, RED 1&2, various others.

» TV shows: Clone Wars microseries (2003-2005), The Clone Wars animated (2008), Postman Pat in my younger days, Mayday/Air Crash Investigation, 33% of a Rebels episode (then I puked), occasionally Mythbusters, various local “police” shows, though seeing autopsies is not exactly pleasant, and, of course, News.
» Music: I prefer classical and country (preferably “old country”, modern country is about someone’s truck and someone’s girl in/on said truck), old folk stuff from Russia, Russian marches and war-themed/war-time songs, some others. Most rock makes me puke, but there are some exceptions.

» I listen to a lot

of radio, often talk radio. News, talk, some music, and streams of parliamentary question time.

Writing background

» Started writing at 9 as school project. Got yelled at for writing that I “spent my weekend with a migraine because the teacher did not let me take a break and get some fresh air” during a visually-exhausting class.

» First—and last—normal teacher at age 10; wrote 500-word Sci-Fi stories.

» Medieval-themed writing at age 11; got low marks for “making up words”. Words in question were “yore”, “ere”, “mere”, “yonder”, “thither” and the like. Apparently “they were not in the dictionary.” The dictionary in question was a Year-2 dictionary, and I had learned said words from my reading of books.

» Years 6 and 7 devoted to reports, essays and mock newspaper articles. Criticized over cynicism and gruesome details. (They said write a breaking news article; I wrote about a crash featuring 12 fatalities)

» Short stories (2000-3000 words is the usual definition) written at age 14 for a test and a medieval project. Test story was disqualified because “It was very violent” and “distasteful” (Speculation on aftermath of 3rd World War; It had no action, just a major walking along a battlefield with his pet Falcon and thinking about things). Medieval project criticized for being “overly long and too detailed”. The assignment asked for a “minimum of 400 words ‘English Second Language students’ or 800 words for everyone else”. I wrote 3.5-4k featuring details about castles and castle defences, archers, shield walls, and cavalry charges.

» Fan Fiction writing started at as a stress-relief exercise after I got fed up with my depression, in the book “Skyfighter: The Ones”. Naturally featured overly-mighty hero.

» Have been writing numerous parodies, poems, ballads, serious short stories and other things both on this site and privately.

General Opinions, writing ethics and so on

» Much like Darth Vader, I am intolerant of failure. Having English as your second language is not an excuse to write poorly. English is my second language, yet I make an effort to write well, avoid grammatical & spelling mistakes, plot holes, and so on.

» I consider typos to be tolerable, like “meeet” instead of “meet”, but prefer when “principal” and “principle” are used correctly, and when you don’t excuse “Korekt” or “Qoreqd”.

» I take a strong negative stance when it comes to leetspeak. I believe that is the common term for “LOL”s, “ROTF”s, “STFU”s, “kk”s, “gtg”s and so forth. It is one of few things that can make me stop reading a story instantly, no questions asked, no second opportunities given.

» Likewise, I avoid using leetspeak myself. I find such abbreviations to be a degradation of the language, and besides, who even uses them in real conversation? If you don’t use them there, there is no reason to include them in a story.

» I take one heck of a negative stance on content of explicit or adult nature. (That was political-speak for “sex”). I don’t care who you are, what your grandmother didn’t give you in your childhood, what has become socially acceptable in the current day and age, there is no reason to detail acts of intimacy in writing, film or recitation. That includes the process leading up to the actual act. Authors of bygone years – Tolkien for instance – did a great job without sinking to such lows.

» On a similar note, excess gore. Many authors, TV shows and films have become fascinated with detailing the finer points of crime and murder. I do not think that is at all appropriate. Firstly, why make a manual on how to commit crimes? Crime rates are high enough as it is. Second, reading/seeing/hearing about blood splatter, leaking brain matter, or other nonsense is not fun. (In fact it is why I ditched Detective by Arthur Hailey not too long ago.)

» On the subject of things that disgust me, and I realise I will lose some readers as I type this, (but do I really want such people and their respect anyway?) I am strongly opposed to the current “gay”, transgender and trans-human movements. (Also Left-wing politics, Greenpeace, Climate Change and Global Warming, but that’s another story). I am opposed to these on personal ethics, morals, beliefs and religious grounds. Totally. Therefore, I do not write, or read, works detailing such interactions. If I see “slash” in the summary of a story, I do not read it. If I see things like “Female Obi-Wan” in the story, I do not read it. I also mentally blacklist those authors. Discriminations, you say? Tell me again after I – and people like me – are not, in turn, discriminated against for holding to our morals.

» Another point of literary crankiness for me is swearing. Yes, people swear, but, growing up, I did not know a single Russian swear word, and I lived quite happily in that ignorance. It was only Western TV and the education system that “taught” me this nonsense, and I firmly hold to the opinion that words beyond “crap” and possibly “shit” in vulgarity should not be used. A principle to which I hold stringently.

» Now on matters less of revulsion and onto disdain. As interesting read as Starship Troopers was, I will forever hate that book for introducing the concept of powered exoskeletons/suits/whatever into popular culture. It was a novelty at the time of writing, BUT now every two-bit author and director uses that concept. It has frankly gone way beyond “old” and into the “cliché” and “unprofessional”.

» A related peeve is reusing technology from other franchises in your writing. Warp Drive is Star Trek, it should not be in the same story as the word “Jedi” unless the Enterprise has a Star Wars-themed movie night, or there is a crossover parody. New technology? Sure! Just don’t plagiarise off another franchise. Show some initiative!

» On subject of initiative. I have come across innumerable game re-writes on this site. I must thank everyone who contributed for sticking so stringently to canon, the 6 KotOR stories I read were excellent guides when the time came for me to play the game :-). However, this stringent streak detracts from the overall enjoyment of the story…especially after several stories. I would greatly like to see more creativity in this field.

» Accuracy and logic. Even when writing an AU (where, by definition, facts are wadded up and tossed in the wastebin), there are a few things I both stick to myself, and prefer to read in other stories:

  • Revan is MALE.
  • "Revan" is Revan's name, not "Bob McSomething" and certainly not "Bloodraven".
  • The Jedi Exile is FEMALE.
  • The Jedi Exile's name is not "Someone Kenobi"
  • The Jedi Exile's name is "Meetra Surik"
  • BBY/ABY was only introduced AFTER the Battle of Yavin. Ahsoka Tano should not be waking up and "looking at her clock and seeing that it was 22 BBY"
  • For the record: TYA = Tho Yor arrival. 0 TYA is 36,453 BBY; BTC/ATC = Before / After the Treaty of Coruscant. 0 ATC is 3,653 BBY; BRR/ARR = Before/After Ruusan Reformation. The Ruusan Reformation has nothing to do with Russia. 0 ARR is 1000 BBY; BrS/GrS = Before / (after) Great Resynchronization. 0 GrS is 35 BBY; ABG = After Battle of Geonosis. This dating sytem is only used during the clone wars, and was phased out by the Empire. This system only uses days (like "200 days after the Battle of Geonosis). The battle itself occured on 13:5:16 (that's GrS, or 22 BBY); the Empire Calendar was a great idea before George Lucas came along and FUBARED it all up. Empire Day is in 19 BBY by our standards, but by Timothy Zahn's original intent, was closer to 50; BBE/BE Before / (After) Battle of Endor. 0 BE is 4 ABY. This dating system was used by the Rebles and the New Republic from 4 ABY to 25 ABY. The GSC (Galactic Standard Calendar, with BBY/ABY) only saw in-universe use after 25 ABY.
  • Jedi Shadows are not blokes with double-bladed lightsabers. Jedi Shadows are slighty anger-challenged Jedi tasked with safeguarding the Jedi Order from the Dark Side; objects and people.
  • A double-bladed lightsaber is a saberstaff.
  • Using two saberstaffs is impossible. Only Pong Krell did it, and that's because Dave Filoni is a moron.
  • The crossguard lightsaber used by the Sith Bloke from SWEp7 is impractical. You will just stab yourself with the crossguard blades at that length and angle. The original crossguard saber had a secondary blade of only 3-7 centimeters (1-3 inches) and was angled at least 45.
  • » Self-inserts. Having written one (written at a bad time in my life, I am not proud of it, considering how many mistakes it has) I am OK with them. However, there are certain things to consider when writing a Self-Insert story,

  • You are not an Elf.
  • You cannot become an Elf.
  • You are not special in the realm of Lord of the Rings, Narnia, or whatever the hell you write yourself in to.
  • The Galaxy was saved the first time around. Without your help.
  • The people running the show are perfectly capable of saving themselves.
  • This goes doubly for Mass Effect. (No more "Reapers kicked everyone's ass, but I, with spectral metal balls of pure awesomeness because I came from Crysis, DA, ES, or got worked over by a Rachni will save everyone").
  • The Star Forge got destroyed without you. No need to concern yourself with that.
  • The Exile killed Kreia without you. No need to concern yourself with that either.
  • Just because you played FPS does not make you an expert on firearms.
  • Medpacs are not a universal "restore 25% HP" button. (For that metter, neither is medigel)
  • Acting like a jerk is not fashionable or endearing.
  • You are not a matchmaker. You are not to go around pairing up Shepard with Garrus, or Obi-Wan and Satine, or anyone! The private life of all inolved is not your business.
  • Ahsoka Tano is not there to fullfil your lustful desires.
  • Neither is Barriss.
  • Nor Tali, nor Liara, nor Lucy, nor Arwen
  • Shoulder wounds are serious.
  • So are hip wounds.
  • You are not Terminator, you do not carry a minigun.
  • » I have many more peeves on related subjects, but as the list is long, I think I shall put it up in a blog post elsewhere and link to it. I might even replace this section at a later date.

    Links (for what didn’t fit here)

    » I’m on Twitter, @NikStalwart, where I’ve begun to post chapter-summaries and links to stories.

    » I'm on Reddit, /u/NikStalwart

    » I’d link my blog….but it looks like an explosion at an HTML plant, so I’ll do so when it looks more presentable.

    » Further opinion pieces will be linked below, once writen.

    Thanks for bearing with me folks, enjoy your stay, and may the Fiction Be with you!

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    Fate of the Force by lordtrayus reviews
    The death of Jacen Solo and the last war was a disaster. A new force has undone what happened in LotF and given the galaxy a fighting chance against a great evil. By doing so however, the galaxy becomes even more perilous than it was before as the rising power of the dark side and the Sith threatens to snuff out the light of the Jedi, and of the galaxy once and for all...AU
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 316,312 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Luke S., Jacen S., Ben S., Lumiya
    X-Wing: Rogues' Gallery by Agamar Rules The Galaxy reviews
    45 years after the battle of Yavin, a new generation of Rogue Squadron takes to the stars to join the hunt for Natasi Daala. Occurs in the classic (Legends) Expanded Universe.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Luke S., Ben S., Wedge A., OC - Complete
    Ahsoka's Legacy: Both Worlds by Count Mallet reviews
    AU. In the sequel for "To Survive Betrayal," Ahsoka and her husband watch their daughter grow up. Starting just prior to her 5th birthday (2019 AD/11 BBY/24 GrS) and ending just after her 11th, how easily will she be accepted during her Jedi Initiate years? Rated Teen for topics including: bullying, suggestive situations/banter, medical descriptions, etc. [S12-F7-M3]
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,875 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Ahsoka T., OC] - Complete
    Star Wars: The Slide by Eastonia reviews
    Shift!verse AU. 2nd in the Saga. We've seen the Force's intervention. We've seen a Serviceman become a Padawan and a Padawan become a Knight. But destiny's wheels keep on turning. And the shroud grows thicker by the day. No one can stop it. The cycle must continue, and the time of the dark side approaches...
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,631 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
    One Missed Strike: The New Jedi Order by Davin Sunrider reviews
    (NJO AU) The line can no longer be held. Twenty-one years after the historic Treaty of Alderaan, war has come to the galaxy once again...
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 258,130 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Thrawn, Jacen S. - Complete
    One Too Many by ruth baulding reviews
    Who says you can't mix business and pleasure? The boys track down a person of interest during an extensive pub crawl. Lector caveat: dark humor and exotic highballs.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
    A Destiny Altered by An Origami Fish reviews
    In corrupting a regret-filled Tahiri, Darth Caedus makes one crucial mistake. It is not he who controls the past, present, or the future, but the Force. How much difference can one kiss make? An AU story on what happens if Anakin survived Myrkr.
    New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 866,805 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Anakin Solo, Tahiri V.] - Complete
    Forcestone: Guardian of Light by ForceForGood reviews
    The stone Qui-Gon found in the River of Light is as extraordinary as the men and women destined to bear it. See the events following Ep. 1 through the eyes of Obi-Wan Kenobi, in this AU in which Qui-Gon survives to train Anakin. Obi-centric novel-length story featuring Anakin, Qui-Gon, Siri, Padme, Shmi, OC. Now posted: My sequel, "Forcestone: The Blind Path."
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,559 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
    Tales from the Trash Compactor by Kelaria reviews
    Luke goes dumpster diving aboard the Death Star and discovers the truth about his father...
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,583 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
    Padawan Problems by meganichan04 reviews
    Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi is infamously cool... until it comes to dealing with his precocious padawan! A bit of one shot Obi and Ani humor for your enjoyment. A little OOC freaking out by dearest Obi, but not too much.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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    Reap THIS! reviews
    In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/2 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson, Harbinger, Sovereign
    Off Course reviews
    The Galaxy is knocked off course by some cosmic shift, and the Jedi Order take a more proactive stance than we have come to recognize. Schemes are concocted, decisions are reached, and more logical outcomes result from the events of SW:TCW:S5. My long-requested fixfic, starring exile, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, half-a-Maul, and Palpatine. Cameos by Angry Anakin, Alderaan and big explosions!
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,411 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ahsoka T., Obi-Wan K., Yoda, E. Palpatine
    Yub Yub Major! reviews
    Concerning identical mercenaries, grizzled majors, jaunty scoundrels and fed-up Councillors. An SWTOR parody with inspiration from Lieutenant Kedge, containing copious violence and a logic wreaking-ball.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Smuggler, Jedi C., Trooper, Jedi K. - Complete
    Mistype reviews
    An ignominious end to a millennium of planning and conspiracy, which, as so often happens, comes at the hand of one of it's own. A short little piece to get me back in the swing of things with a poke at my usual target, Palpatine.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Complete
    Young Jedi I: Beginner's Luck reviews
    Certain lessons cannot be tought, they can only be experienced. To that end - and to many others shrowded by agendas sinister and not - a man out of place by any reckoning steps onto the Jedi Path. He has but six years before the War, and nine before the Dark Times, before the Empire. He must prepare... Chapter 19: Of overkill, infiltration, and the usual end to any action scene.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Obi-Wan K., OC, Pellaeon
    Rabble reviews
    The real story of the Starship Ghost and her crew, combining cynicism and humour somewhat more subtle than my norm. Do enjoy!
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2014 - unknown 1, unknown 2, unknown 3, unknown 4 - Complete
    Dooku Had A Lot Of Droids reviews
    Written on a dare that stated the impossibility of making a parody out of nursery rhymes, I bring you a 174-word summarizationg of the events of the Clone Wars and the Revenge of the Sith, set to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Be warned, you will never look at that little song the same way again... well, you might, but I certainly can't. :-)
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Count Dooku, General Grievous, E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
    Far Over the Sandy Dunes of Home reviews
    As a fan of Tolkien's work, how could I forego the opportunity to re-write "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold". This here ballad focuses on a re-telling of 'A New Hope', from the perspective of one Skywalker.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
    Jedi, Wise Words and Blue Ghostly Air reviews
    A country-style song for those Jedi Spirits with no sage advise to offer to the younger generation.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Complete
    Be Prepared reviews
    To the tune of "Be Prepared" from Hoodwinked, this is a little parody that I hope will bring a smile or laugh to someone's day. ...sung of course, by our favourite Sith.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - E. Palpatine, Stormtroopers - Complete
    I Have Turned On my Lightsaber reviews
    You don't seriously think the Galaxy Far Far Away does not have any bedtime rhymes of its own? And 'Twinkle Twinkle' got boring back when Yoda was still a youngling. Thanks to many generations for the tune!
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Luke S. - Complete
    To Citadel, CC-645's Poetry reviews
    Inspired by the Ent's March and the Citadel Challenge on Kamino, this could be a contender to Vode An. Enjoy!
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Stormtroopers - Complete
    Old Darth Palpatine, CC-645's Poetry reviews
    Another entry in my poetry series, this time depicting our friend Palpatine's evil daydreams to the tune of Tolkien's familiar songs aobout jolly old Tom.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - E. Palpatine - Complete
    The Really Big Bang and what happened after reviews
    Move aside you evolutionists! This is what 'really' happened to form the universe as we know it. In this exclusive article, Velocity tells all... Food and drink are strictly prohibited while reading this fic, the author is not liable for any property damage or deaths caused by laughter.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
    Obi's Oops II reviews
    To break the spell of doom and gloom that has fallen upon us with the S5 finale, I present the sequel to Obi's Oops. Cue further experiences presented through the eyes of General Kenobi as he deals with the problems of iOS - hOS - and deals with Muja Inc once and for all.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
    How Far Have We Fallen? reviews
    A hopefully emotional enough look at Ahsoka's departure from the Temple. This fits into official canon, as well as "What Are We Coming To?"
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
    What Are We Coming To? reviews
    Set between "The Jedi Who Knew To Much", "To Catch A Jedi" and "The Wrong Jedi", this is a short story of Padmé's end of things. Plotless, and my first attempt at something emotional. Enjoy - or don't... Part 2 of 2. Oh, and this can be a precursor to so many fics!
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Padme Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
    Floating, Floating Down the Flow reviews
    To start off "CC-645's Peotry", here is an adaptation of one of Tolkien's rhymes, starring Vader all the way from Mustafar and to the Second Death Star. Use a good dictionary if you don't know why I wrote something or another, then ask me :D
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Darth Vader - Complete
    Call 1-300 Anakin! reviews
    [SPECIAL EDITION CHAPTER] A short story poking fun at Australian TV ads, tradesmen, phone relays, and Anakin's unique talents. Warning: Partially serious - not all humour. Sort of a backstory/tie-in for "Get Your Facts Straight". And of course, it's an AU. Written as a compensation for the Great Update Drought.
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
    Haunted Haunts reviews
    This story is quite old, maybe I put it up out of season, but how cares! In this one-shot, Anakin, Darra, Tru and Ferus crack jokes, have an incounter with the otherworldly, and save the Galaxy, as all good Jedi must.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O. - Complete
    Skyfighter: The Ones reviews
    [Gary Stu Naive plot Grammer on a holiday] The Clone Wars have been raging for a year and a half. In this story, a new player steps onto the dejarick board. But is he of aid or of hindrance? Is he a boon or a bane? Will he lead the light to glory? Or will there be darkness again? My first FanFic. Involves our heroes, an OC and some unfinished business on Mortis.
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T., Obi- Wan K., OC - Complete
    Saber's Clash reviews
    A KotORisation of "Jingle Bells" Supposed to be humorous...
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Revan
    Oh Sith! reviews
    Something that the crew of the Ebon Hawk don't want getting out. I find it humorous, but if Revan catches be posting this he is going to turn back to the Dark Side. Read On! Set in KotOR, after Kashyyyk. A humorous behind the scenes moment.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
    The Force? reviews
    So what Force are we talking about here? ANH Humor oneshot
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
    Get your Facts Strait! reviews
    One humorous reason for the misconsistancies between the comics and the Show about what actually happened on Zygeria
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
    Losing It reviews
    [DISCONTINUED] There is no place for serenity here. Nor is there a place for reason. Here there is a place for temper, for anger, for aggression. Here our protagonists let it go voluntarily – or they lose it entirely. Here we see what happens when you bend them too far...
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012
    No, I am Your Master reviews
    Parody AU: After fighting his son, Vader faces his Padawan. Ridiculous quoting, ridicuous Parody
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
    Attackments reviews
    Jedi are not supposed to have 'any' attachments, a statement that Anakin will go to any lengths to exploit.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
    Obi's Oops I reviews
    Siri, but which one? "Stupid" Obi-wan humor one shot.
    Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Siri T. - Complete
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