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Joined 12-15-11, id: 3528411, Profile Updated: 03-25-17
Author has written 29 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, and Mass Effect.

Note as of March 25, 2017: Man it's been a while since I've logged into this account! My hiatus was unexpected, but I cannot say it was entirely unwelcome, nor fruitless. As it stands, despite the increasing number of demands encroaching on my time, I've decided to come back to the site, at least so far as life permits. When and how this will happen has yet to be determined, but the old server's booting!

Current intentions: Finish Off Course, ressurrect and edit Reap THIS, share some of my litearary discoveries over the years.

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All works published by me on this resource are of a fictional nature; any resemblence to real persons or historical events is coincidental and unintentional.

A little about me:

Russian, male, early twenties. Uni student and hobbyist web developer living in Australia; I read (well, listen because of my vision impairment) to a large quantity of media, from political essays, to talk shows, to classical literature, to Sci-Fi.

I tend to study a lot of fictional (and otherwise) lore, hold largely-conservative/family values, constantly battle against misconceptions about "hacking" and prefer my literature to contain logical plot development, rational actions, healthy interpersonal relationships and at least a basic understanding of the laws of physics (hint: firing a torpedo from your fighter will not slow your forward velocity).

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Thanks for bearing with me folks, enjoy your stay, and may the Fiction Be with you!

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Fate of the Force by lordtrayus reviews
The death of Jacen Solo and the last war was a disaster. A new force has undone what happened in LotF and given the galaxy a fighting chance against a great evil. By doing so however, the galaxy becomes even more perilous than it was before as the rising power of the dark side and the Sith threatens to snuff out the light of the Jedi, and of the galaxy once and for all...AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 338,867 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Luke S., Jacen S., Ben Skywalker, Lumiya/Shira Brie
X-Wing: Rogues' Gallery by Agamar Rules The Galaxy reviews
45 years after the battle of Yavin, a new generation of Rogue Squadron takes to the stars to join the hunt for Natasi Daala. Occurs in the classic (Legends) Expanded Universe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Luke S., Ben Skywalker, Wedge A., OC - Complete
Ahsoka's Legacy: Both Worlds by Count Mallet reviews
AU. In the sequel for "To Survive Betrayal," Ahsoka and her husband watch Sarah grow up from her 5th birthday (2019 AD/11 BBY/24 GrS) to her 11th. How easily will she be accepted during her Jedi Initiate years? Rated Teen for topics including: bullying, suggestive situations/banter, medical descriptions, etc. Originally posted on Fanfiction·net. [S12-F7-M3]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 120,960 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Ahsoka T., OC] - Complete
Star Wars: The Slide by Eastonia reviews
Shift!verse AU. 2nd in the Saga. We've seen the Force's intervention. We've seen a Serviceman become a Padawan and a Padawan become a Knight. But destiny's wheels keep on turning. And the shroud grows thicker by the day. No one can stop it. The cycle must continue, and the time of the dark side approaches...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,631 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
One Missed Strike: The New Jedi Order by Davin Sunrider reviews
(NJO AU) The line can no longer be held. Twenty-one years after the historic Treaty of Alderaan, war has come to the galaxy once again...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 258,130 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Thrawn, Jacen S. - Complete
One Too Many by ruth baulding reviews
Who says you can't mix business and pleasure? The boys track down a person of interest during an extensive pub crawl. Lector caveat: dark humor and exotic highballs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Destiny Altered by An Origami Fish reviews
In corrupting a regret-filled Tahiri, Darth Caedus makes one crucial mistake. It is not he who controls the past, present, or the future, but the Force. How much difference can one kiss make? An AU story on what happens if Anakin survived Myrkr.
New Jedi Order - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 866,090 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Anakin Solo, Tahiri V.] - Complete
Forcestone: Guardian of Light by ForceForGood reviews
The stone Qui-Gon found in the River of Light is as extraordinary as the men and women destined to bear it. See the events following Ep. 1 through the eyes of Obi-Wan Kenobi, in this AU in which Qui-Gon survives to train Anakin. Obi-centric novel-length story featuring Anakin, Qui-Gon, Siri, Padme, Shmi, OC. Now posted: My sequel, "Forcestone: The Blind Path."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,559 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tales from the Trash Compactor by Kelaria reviews
Luke goes dumpster diving aboard the Death Star and discovers the truth about his father...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,583 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Complete
Padawan Problems by meganichan04 reviews
Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi is infamously cool... until it comes to dealing with his precocious padawan! A bit of one shot Obi and Ani humor for your enjoyment. A little OOC freaking out by dearest Obi, but not too much.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Reap THIS! reviews
In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson, Harbinger, Sovereign
Off Course reviews
The Galaxy is knocked off course by some cosmic shift, and the Jedi Order take a more proactive stance than we have come to recognize. Schemes are concocted, decisions are reached, and more logical outcomes result from the events of SW:TCW:S5. My long-requested fixfic, starring exile, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, half-a-Maul, and Palpatine. Cameos by Angry Anakin, Alderaan and big explosions!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,411 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ahsoka T., Obi-Wan K., Yoda, E. Palpatine
Yub Yub Major! reviews
Concerning identical mercenaries, grizzled majors, jaunty scoundrels and fed-up Councillors. An SWTOR parody with inspiration from Lieutenant Kedge, containing copious violence and a logic wreaking-ball.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Smuggler, Jedi C., Trooper, Jedi K. - Complete
Mistype reviews
An ignominious end to a millennium of planning and conspiracy, which, as so often happens, comes at the hand of one of it's own. A short little piece to get me back in the swing of things with a poke at my usual target, Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Complete
Young Jedi I: Beginner's Luck reviews
Certain lessons cannot be tought, they can only be experienced. To that end - and to many others shrowded by agendas sinister and not - a man out of place by any reckoning steps onto the Jedi Path. He has but six years before the War, and nine before the Dark Times, before the Empire. He must prepare... Chapter 19: Of overkill, infiltration, and the usual end to any action scene.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Obi-Wan K., OC, Pellaeon
Rabble reviews
The real story of the Starship Ghost and her crew, combining cynicism and humour somewhat more subtle than my norm. Do enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Finn, Poe D., Captain Phasma, General Hux - Complete
Dooku Had A Lot Of Droids reviews
Written on a dare that stated the impossibility of making a parody out of nursery rhymes, I bring you a 174-word summarizationg of the events of the Clone Wars and the Revenge of the Sith, set to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Be warned, you will never look at that little song the same way again... well, you might, but I certainly can't. :-)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Count Dooku, General Grievous, E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Far Over the Sandy Dunes of Home reviews
As a fan of Tolkien's work, how could I forego the opportunity to re-write "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold". This here ballad focuses on a re-telling of 'A New Hope', from the perspective of one Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Jedi, Wise Words and Blue Ghostly Air reviews
A country-style song for those Jedi Spirits with no sage advise to offer to the younger generation.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Complete
Be Prepared reviews
To the tune of "Be Prepared" from Hoodwinked, this is a little parody that I hope will bring a smile or laugh to someone's day. ...sung of course, by our favourite Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2013 - E. Palpatine, Stormtroopers - Complete
I Have Turned On my Lightsaber reviews
You don't seriously think the Galaxy Far Far Away does not have any bedtime rhymes of its own? And 'Twinkle Twinkle' got boring back when Yoda was still a youngling. Thanks to many generations for the tune!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Luke S. - Complete
To Citadel, CC-645's Poetry reviews
Inspired by the Ent's March and the Citadel Challenge on Kamino, this could be a contender to Vode An. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Stormtroopers - Complete
Old Darth Palpatine, CC-645's Poetry reviews
Another entry in my poetry series, this time depicting our friend Palpatine's evil daydreams to the tune of Tolkien's familiar songs aobout jolly old Tom.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - E. Palpatine - Complete
The Really Big Bang and what happened after reviews
Move aside you evolutionists! This is what 'really' happened to form the universe as we know it. In this exclusive article, Velocity tells all... Food and drink are strictly prohibited while reading this fic, the author is not liable for any property damage or deaths caused by laughter.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Complete
Obi's Oops II reviews
To break the spell of doom and gloom that has fallen upon us with the S5 finale, I present the sequel to Obi's Oops. Cue further experiences presented through the eyes of General Kenobi as he deals with the problems of iOS - hOS - and deals with Muja Inc once and for all.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
How Far Have We Fallen? reviews
A hopefully emotional enough look at Ahsoka's departure from the Temple. This fits into official canon, as well as "What Are We Coming To?"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ahsoka T. - Complete
What Are We Coming To? reviews
Set between "The Jedi Who Knew To Much", "To Catch A Jedi" and "The Wrong Jedi", this is a short story of Padmé's end of things. Plotless, and my first attempt at something emotional. Enjoy - or don't... Part 2 of 2. Oh, and this can be a precursor to so many fics!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Padme Amidala, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Floating, Floating Down the Flow reviews
To start off "CC-645's Peotry", here is an adaptation of one of Tolkien's rhymes, starring Vader all the way from Mustafar and to the Second Death Star. Use a good dictionary if you don't know why I wrote something or another, then ask me :D
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Darth Vader - Complete
Call 1-300 Anakin! reviews
[SPECIAL EDITION CHAPTER] A short story poking fun at Australian TV ads, tradesmen, phone relays, and Anakin's unique talents. Warning: Partially serious - not all humour. Sort of a backstory/tie-in for "Get Your Facts Straight". And of course, it's an AU. Written as a compensation for the Great Update Drought.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
Haunted Haunts reviews
This story is quite old, maybe I put it up out of season, but how cares! In this one-shot, Anakin, Darra, Tru and Ferus crack jokes, have an incounter with the otherworldly, and save the Galaxy, as all good Jedi must.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O. - Complete
Skyfighter: The Ones reviews
[Gary Stu Naive plot Grammer on a holiday] The Clone Wars have been raging for a year and a half. In this story, a new player steps onto the dejarick board. But is he of aid or of hindrance? Is he a boon or a bane? Will he lead the light to glory? Or will there be darkness again? My first FanFic. Involves our heroes, an OC and some unfinished business on Mortis.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T., Obi- Wan K., OC - Complete
Saber's Clash reviews
A KotORisation of "Jingle Bells" Supposed to be humorous...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Revan
Oh Sith! reviews
Something that the crew of the Ebon Hawk don't want getting out. I find it humorous, but if Revan catches be posting this he is going to turn back to the Dark Side. Read On! Set in KotOR, after Kashyyyk. A humorous behind the scenes moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Revan, Bastila S. - Complete
The Force? reviews
So what Force are we talking about here? ANH Humor oneshot
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Get your Facts Strait! reviews
One humorous reason for the misconsistancies between the comics and the Show about what actually happened on Zygeria
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Losing It reviews
[DISCONTINUED] There is no place for serenity here. Nor is there a place for reason. Here there is a place for temper, for anger, for aggression. Here our protagonists let it go voluntarily – or they lose it entirely. Here we see what happens when you bend them too far...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012
No, I am Your Master reviews
Parody AU: After fighting his son, Vader faces his Padawan. Ridiculous quoting, ridicuous Parody
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Attackments reviews
Jedi are not supposed to have 'any' attachments, a statement that Anakin will go to any lengths to exploit.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Obi's Oops I reviews
Siri, but which one? "Stupid" Obi-wan humor one shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Siri T. - Complete
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