Author has written 2 stories for Sisters Grimm.
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
If you compare yourself with others,
Exercise caution in your business affairs,
Especially do not feign affection.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!
Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.
Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.
Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.
No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.
It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-
If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!
Get the facts first, you can distort them later.
Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
god damn. i made this account when i was thirteen. i was such a loser. whatever. i listen to dubstep. im in highschool now. actually highschool starts tomorrow. im supposed to finish five projects im almost done one. im so fab. i have a job now.
wow life got shoved up my butt. ive changed since I first wrote that. but whatever.