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Author has written 3 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Lincoln Lawyer Novels.

i is a girl-also known as emeryskittles or bacon.ninja.with.wings (some1 else has that name)

i dont regret anything for befor ,therefor i shant be here.- jtaf

thanks guys now have to make a story for red and puck

the couples chosen

puck& red

jacob &red

mirror &baba yaga

babayaga &puck

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven

i am 13 but very mature 4 my age(dont tell my mom or shell make me be mature around her)

i love the color blue,and green ,and red(and clear)

Blue 1/28/2012Blues are some of the most loving, nurturing and supportive personalities of the Life Colors. They live from their heart and emotions. Their purpose for being on the planet is to give love, to teach love and to learn that they are loved. Their priorities are love, relationships, and spirituality. Blues are the most emotional personalities in the aura spectrum. They can cry at the drop of a hat. Blues cry when they are happy, hurt, angry, sad, or for no apparent reason at all.


Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited, energetic, and childlike personalities in the aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful, sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun, and to help heal the planet. Yellows can either be very shy and sensitive, or they can be the life of the party. These playful characters have a great sense of humor. They love to laugh and to make others laugh. Yellows believe life is to be enjoyed. They like to live life freely.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?


2. How would you describe yourself?

the most fudgin modest person youll ever meet

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

awsomeness,eyes and personality

4. How do you feel today?

very shakey i think i have a problem cuz this has been happning for a couple days now in a row uhh no turend into weeks lol help me

5. What is your life's purpose?


6. What is your motto?

silense is golden but duct tape is silver

7. What do your friends think of you?

how bout you ask them

8. What do you think of your parents?

Thriller (ooo-k then...)

9. What do you think about very often?

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

10. What is 2 2?

2 duh

11. What do you think of your best friend?

just like me not (quote on quote)normal

12. What do you think of the person you like?

wow adam you have pretty eyes,wait no uhh you are funny haha *blushes*

13. What is your life story?

judy moody

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?


15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

I Don't Care (false, definitely false its actually HOTTTT)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

blow me one last kiss (you know just to ruin the mood)

17. What will they play at your funeral?

glitter in the air (are they happy I'm dead or something?)

18. What is your hobby/interest?

trying to find my 70 000 word story

19. What is your biggest fear?

david hanton and crowds

20. What is your biggest secret?

its not a seret if i tell you

21. What do you think of your friends?

"come on guys befor the cops come and bust us"

22. What will you post this as?


Read my stories... you know you want to

i can sing like a hobo weeee jkjk

i sing decent as ive ben told

sorry that was jasmine she is a spaz

1) If forced to give a percentage, I would say that I'm 60 percent tomboy, 40 percent girly.

2) I am almost fearless.

3) I would rather try and fail at something then admit that I need help.

4) I have made a vow that I will never be one of those girls that runs around hugging every boy she meets and being a gushy flirt.

5) It is virtually impossible to sneak up on me and scare me. (My dad is the only person that can still do it)

6) I am a Christian all the way, and totally proud of it! (Not the 'look-how-good-and-perfect-I-am' type of proud. That is NOT what being a Christian is about.)

7) I am a sucker for classic movies.

8) I am the oldest of 2 children.

9) I once tried to go a day without singing, and failed in the first 5 minutes. :-/

10) I will wear a dress if I am going to a wedding or a formal event. Otherwise...no.

11) No matter how much I try to convince myself that I like dark hair, I always end up crushing on tall blonde boys.

12) I can't decide on how I like to spell words that can be spelled two different ways, so I switch back and forth. (I.E., Blonde/Blond, Grey/Gray.)

13) I detest chatspeak. A lot.but i am 2 lazy 2 do otherwize

14) I will always think blond jokes are funny.

15) I can't be quiet. Ever.

16) I can't hold still. Ever.

17) I am very proud of the fact that I have brown eyes.

18) I am pretty insecure, but you'd never know it unless I told you.

19) My dream job would be a professional singer.

20) I love most music!

21) If you lie to me, I will not forgive you anytime within the next year.

22) I would jump through hoops for my friends.

23) Unless I think they're using me.

24) I can usually tell when somone's using me.

25) You don't want to get on my bad side, because I can be downright evil when I'm angry.

26) I can come up with a complex plan of action for a spy mission in 10 minutes, but it takes me half the day to finish my math homework.

27) If you tell me that my eyes are green, I will never forgive you.

28) I can't stand it when boys are obsessed with their hair.

29) I am unnaturally stubborn.

30) I can't take a compliment.EVER

32) I will give this advice, and it will most likely work. NOT

33) If I say you are my best friend, I mean it, and I will work hard to keep that bond.

34) I have a list of people that I hope will one day burst into flames actually in my room under my bed so my mom wont find it!

35) I cannot draw to save my life. Or anyone's life.might as well fail and die.

36) I love going outside in the pouring rain.but allergic 2 rain FAIL OF EPIC PORPORTIONS !

37) I love drawing wth chalk in the pouring rain.

38) and then using the hose to erase my work so I can do it all over again.

39) I can talk for hours on almost any subject.

40) No matter how harsh/sarcastic/obnoxious I get, I will soften up in a second if you are honestly nice to me.

41) When I try to write, I have NO IDEAS, but I frequently wake up at 3 AM with an idea that refuses to let me fall asleep until I get it out onto my poor, abused computer.

42) I space out. A lot.

43) Rap NOW-A-DAYS is the most sorry excuse for music to ever be created.

44) My 3 best friends and I are the female versions of the marauders...Minus Peter.

45) If I say 'I love you' I. Freaking. Mean. It.

46) If you are nice to me, I will be your friend. If you're not, I will appear in your dreams with a knife in one hand and a Red Bull in the other.

47) My iPod is probably the most basic staple of life I have.

it shows my energetic side with the tomboyness

but music makes me lonley and sad cuz i dont actually like to be happy.

48) I've been hurt before, and I'm deathly afraid that it will happen again.

49) I'm generally little-miss-sunshine-and-puppies-and-rainbows, but when I get depressed, I get DEPRESSED. like bunnies killing each other and unicorns going all emo.

50) My hair is exactly the kind that can be described as 'WTF is that.' when wet

50 1/2) If you read that whole thing, I will be impressed!

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

who ever can tell me the name of this poem and were they heard it from will get a shout out


(Bold things are things that apply to ME!!!!!!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm brunette, so I MUST get straight A's.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or used to take) (or need/needed) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a brat..

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a brat.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(i only were black more than 2tice a week)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals


I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be in love with them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (If that were true, every girl in my school would technically be fat...)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be SCREWED UP.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Even though I am a dork...)


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team (sorta ish): so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a brat.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (OI!!! MY HALF-SISTER'S MEXICAN AND SHE'S LEGAL!!!)

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have MUSICAL TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(chlouastraphobic)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.


My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.


I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm a sg,mr fangirl!!!!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD (kinda) so I MUST be spoiled. (even though I AM NOT!!!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with myself and I want to kill every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have a LEARNING DISORDER, so I MUST be in Special Ed.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed ditz.(My mom's my Swedish and shes tall, blonde, blue-eyed, and a freaking GENIUS!!)


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Even though I AM a loner...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (nah, I just live in America. Who wouldn't disagree with that crap of a democracy?)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (O.k., I say TWO WORDS.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.


I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (Reality is out of touch with me...)

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.(fail, i can do mour pushups than my gym teacher)

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends.


I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Haha, nope!!!)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (Uhhhh, Halloween originates from All Hallows' Eve, which was the Eve of All Hallows' Day, or All Saints' Day. UHHHH, CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY MUCH????)

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.






I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(sponge bob)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Even though I AM a loner...)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. what im 13

thought their would be more well the end

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.

Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.

According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.


i like to make dinosouars come to life

Btw THE RULES WERE COPIED FROM just plain ol' finn, modified by me

The rules I live by:

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a empanana.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than bros.

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.or rebecca black

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise kids to love Video Games Cartoons.

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first. (Zombies, murderers and even Rebecca Black could be back there.)

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight. (lol Gremlins)

Rule #10: Try to go SUPER SAIYAN every day.


Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it. EVERYTIME.

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!"

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.

Rule #15: Kick anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is Justin.

Rule #17: Assume every assassin knows karate.

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times. (Dr. HOUSE is in da HOUSE!!!! (WAIT, wut?)

Rule #21: Use Super Mario impression everywhere. ( It's a me, MARIOOOO!)

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #24: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4. ( KABOOMSKI!)

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading HARRY POTTER on the site.

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for MY MOMMA at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth douchebag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You will NEVER win!)I ACTUALLY RUN AWAY

Rule #34: If it exists, there's a faniction of it. No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve mysteries with a bimbo, a lesbian, a douchebag, a stoner and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take both and stick them in your eyes

Rule #42: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsaber. oops

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.

Rule #47: If boyfriend tells you he bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump him(gay wad).

Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with other people, aim to kill.

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character. lol i was a lady hobo

Rule #60: Never listen to heavy metal around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Know that Science is a lie! (No, the CAKE is a LIE!) (lol SM 64 ref.)

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always another person who can do them better. (True)

Rule #68: yay the police ar here THE POLICE! like a boss

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist, BTW)

Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or rebecca black.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.

Rule #79: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #80: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!!!

dear fanfiction diary;

ha today it was vealentines day and i just knina say their thinking that i havent really thought o fmy parents divorce i havent cried since then,4 monthes ago, and i cant read strait like all the words are moving sorry for the delay in my stories and also my cats biggi and smalls say hi they think they are dogs they drink from the toilet and dig up the back yard ...wierd and i have just been informed that i am going skydiving cooliosis aww its over the summer oh and will some one tell me were can i buy a cheep skateboard mine got stolen im going to name names MORGAN thanks a lot anyhoo i am too lazy to fix this soo deal with it and i want a skate board now or bike of rolaerblades or mountain dew

ok pm me your stories about your sister stories 1 i ned the inspiration 2stoires about sisters confort me 3 i cant tell i will put in my stories

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Moments by oOStarryEyedOo reviews
The best parts of life are not full memories. Sometimes, they are just moments, scraps of time and pieces of your life that you never want to forget and wouldn't trade for the world. Each person has some. These are the Grimm's.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 287 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G.
The Grimms' Adventures in Cyberspace by Curlscat reviews
The internet has many side effects, but none are so horrible or amusing as the fact that it breaks the barrier between the real world and the worlds of books. The Grimms learn the perils of the internet, and the horrors of fandom. Under Reconstruction.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 60 - Words: 74,480 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G., OC - Complete
How We Got Here by Curlscat reviews
We know what happened after they got to Ferryport Landing and we know what they're like now. But what happened to them for the year and half after their parent's disappearance? This is the story of Sabrina's and Daphne's journey to become the people they are today, from the night their parents disappeared 'til they got on the train to Ferryport Landing. Edited.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2009 - [Sabrina G., OC] Daphne G. - Complete
The Quest And Unforgettable Dream by TheOfficialRobyn reviews
Title says it all! Yeah, yeah, it's a Pucabeth and a Percabrina; for a while. Did I say 4 a while? Anyways, two the point! Sabrina is having strange dreams about a boy with blue/green eyes and a girl with a blonde ponytail,and is shocked to later actually meet them!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Percy J., Sabrina G.
Dear FanFiction Writers, by Airene Archerway reviews
Our dear friends from Ferry Port Landing have found out about FanFiction. Now, they have some stuff to say about it.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck, Daphne G.
In the Middle by 00TheSkyIsTheLimit00 reviews
Peter Pan and Puck make a bet to see who can get Sabrina to fall in love with them first. Sorry I'm bad at summaries! Please read!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
Dibra Rewritten by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
This is a rewritten version of my previous IZ story, Dibra. Dib makes a wish on a star, but it goes horribly wrong. Now he is a girl desperately trying to return to normal. Rated T for genderbended slash. this is ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Dib, Zim
Kiss me quick by soscenegirl reviews
Please read to understand Olive has a crush on her friend Fletcher, who has a crush on her best friend Chyna. She stumbles through every obstacle to win him until one day they fall into eachothers arms.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Olive D., Fletcher Q.
Kickin' It: The Unclassified Secrets by myfantasyisreality reviews
"Watch out!" Jack yelled and tackled me. I watched as the bullet went passed us. "Come on, we have to get out of here!" Jack yelled and helped me up. "You two aren't going anywhere." We turned and saw a person with a black ski mask on. "This ends now." the person said.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,453 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kim C., Jack B.
We are one by America's Ham reviews
The cocoon symbolized trust, but it did much more than just follow and spray Sabrina. This is not what you think- a poll is now up on my profile for you to decide what happens to a certain somebody! Disclaimer: I don't own the Sisters Grimm.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Pet shop by Jump the stars reviews
this is a story about red... read 1st chap to understand reds power and why its called Pet shop. haz only some violence. vilocence from red...unexpected!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Little Red Riding hood
Best Friends & ExBoyfriends by scifichick07 reviews
It's been two year since Austin and Ally became a team. The two were now best friends, but what happens when Austin finds out he doesn't know as much about Ally as he thought...?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,248 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ally D., Austin M.
Petty Conversations by ninjapixistix reviews
The day to day conversations of the younger counterparts of the Grimm residence.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012
The Baby Project by autumnshutup reviews
When Sabrina and Puck get a rather..interesting project, how do they cope? Will feelings come with it? Besides hate, I mean. *Needs Edit. Badly.*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
I Hear Too Much by autumnshutup reviews
*Needs Edit* Sabrina gets herself stuck in to A LOT of sticky situations..but..Is this one really that bad? Yes.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
A Redish Life by Starlightchick reviews
What about Red? A girl who wants a family. A girl with a past that's well... Crazy. 14 year old Red lives with the Grimms and want to befriend one untrusting girl. The girl who hates her. What happens on her twisted journey? Bad at summeries sorry.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Little Red Riding hood, Sabrina G.
Dares and Questions by Snowdrop543 reviews
Ask the gang questions about their lives and most embarresing moments. You can dare them to do stupid things! Like Sabrina proposing to elvis the dog!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
What Happens in Vegas by ILoveGeorgeCooper reviews
When Briar Rose and Jake want to get married, they ask the now 17-year-old Puck and Sabrina to be witnesses. The group heads for Vegas, but after the wedding, Briar and Jake leave Puck and Sabrina alone in Vegas.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Dibra by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Dib made a wish, the biggest mistake he could have ever made. Now he has to endure new clothes, boys hitting on him, girls trying to give him makeovers, and worst of all, an green alien who wants his attention. Rated T because I can. DISCONTINUED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,082 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A White Blank Page by roacw reviews
A Marshall Lee/Prince Gumball songfic based on Mumford & Sons' "White Blank Page". Rated T due to language.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by Saharasiam reviews
Someone new is in the Grimm household, and romance, fun, freindship, randomness, insanity, and hilarity ensues! Some violence, and some blood. PREVIOUSLY CALLED "ANOTHER IN THE HOUSE"! I'm sorry fans, this is more than likely on a permanent hiatus.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
A New Game by America's Ham reviews
When Puck and Sabrina stumble upon the original Mocking Jay pin and get thrown into the 74th hunger game, what will change.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
PregANTcy by autumnshutup reviews
*Complete, needs edit* Olive's a genius, everyone knows that. But what happens when one mistake leads to something..Well..Let's just say no one would have expected this from the the Intelligence Queen.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Olive D., Fletcher Q. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Fionna and Cake by Zoe Lives reviews
Alt. Universe, Marceline/Fionna. Nothing bad. Just cutesy.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Finn, Marceline A.
Vampire Bite by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
Halloween was the day where anyone could be just about anyone. So it came to the whole school's surprise when Momiji decided to dress up as someone completely opposite of his charming and adorable persona. Slight Momiji/Kyou.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Momiji S., Kyo S. - Complete
Party Time! by Puckabrina 4evers and evers reviews
What happens when Sabrina goes to a party, gets a concussion, and can't remember anyone the next day? It's up to Daphne and Puck to help Sabrina gain her memory. Rated T for mild swearing.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,217 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
Love Potion Commotion by Puckabrina 4evers and evers reviews
I was destined to get my revenge on Puck but I didn't mean for it to turn out like this. I didn't mean for him to fall in love with me . . .
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck
It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction by NeverTrustACrookedMirror reviews
I've written some before, but now it's personal! Enter if you dare, and remember, MAD, MAD, MAD! I'm crap at summaries, don't judge. No OOCness. Updated.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Puck
Scrumptious Stories by Lara D reviews
Previously 'YUMMY FOOD' America'sHamChal! Disclaimer: I do not own SG or the types of food in this story. Enjoy your meal! Some Puckabrina involved, but not too much since this is a food story! I am open to all suggestions!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Brother by Follower of Pan reviews
Why does Puck hate Peter Pan so much? Who is the girl from Puck's past? What is the reason for Red's maddness? Now With twists of Revenge and Betrayel? Who should he fear more, his hated enemies or his cruel allies?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Text away, far away! by GreenQueen615 reviews
Puck gets a cell phone.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Out With the Old, In With the New by sodifdiasjgiowadfdsag reviews
When Daphne is separated from Puck and Sabrina during a training exercise deep in the woods, she meets a person who stirs some old memories in Puck. Memories he doesn't wish to remember.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010
To Marry Bloody Mary by TeawithDent reviews
Ok! Puck meets a mysterious stranger in the woods, and falls in love with her! NOT A VAMPIRE STORY! A bit scary, though. Probably k but I'm not sure where this is going. : this writer is absolutely NON-LEMON! english, sisters grimm, puck gets a brain
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Puck
Duct Taped Princess by fernomina reviews
One shot, what happens when Sabrina wakes up to find herself ducttaped to her bed. Do not read if sensitive to Justin Bieber. Puckbrina and dedicated to AynsandSky...*Epilogue complete*
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Moonlight by sodifdiasjgiowadfdsag reviews
The Brother Challenge
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Mustardseed
Pink by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Sometimes, late at night, I lie in bed and stroke the hood. It's starting to fade to pink now, just like me.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Little Red Riding hood - Complete
Nothing is Everlasting by gallaghergrl reviews
"he's making it hard on me." -sabrina :: "no one ever said being in love is easy." -daphne :: an angst puckabrina
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Heat Gets to You by MissWhimsical reviews
hey peeps! A two-shot about Puckabrina. The heat gets to them and they start telling their secrets....read to find out! FLUFF
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Daphne and Simba by loveroftacobell reviews
Simba gets Daphne a ticket, and they go on a trip to Africa. But somewhere along, the way, they get into trouble. They meet Winnie the Pooh, which makes thing sturn upside down for Daphne and Simba. Sequel to Daphne meets Hannah Montana.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Daphne G. - Complete
PWG by WingsofSmoke reviews
CRACKFIC WARNING. Jezebel tries to get Cassian to sing a song and we find out something interesting about him...
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Out of Hand by jazzith reviews
Humour/parody. not crack -quite- has been described as 'hilarious' 'amazing' and 'magical' -seriously read the reviews- . The first chapter's the best by far but I'm trying to improve the rest. enjoy!
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
I Am Not Allowed by RockSuperstar reviews
28 things I am not allowed to do in Ferryport Landing- a pitiful attempt at humor.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Jealousy by secret scraps reviews
Puck is jealous of Peter Pan when he becomes best friends with Sabrina and thinks they are romantically involved. Puck/Sabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Llama Song: Llama Llama Rum by Very Alter Ego reviews
Hehehe...Llama's...and Jack! LOL!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
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Jhonny? reviews
Jhonny i think i remeber that name, from when i was little...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Puck, Sabrina G.
red has brothers reviews
dalpne is mad at red for growing up so she runs away to an orpnahage ,a boys orphanage. their might me ped in the later chapters. my friend dared me to do this
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Little Red Riding hood
dear mr prez reviews
to the resedent but the document was 906 charecters to long
Lincoln Lawyer Novels - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012