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Joined 12-15-11, id: 3530562, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 6 stories for Portal, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Name: Stephanie

Sanity: non-existant

Age: Even I'm not sure

Hair colour: Very dark brown hair with a full fringe

Eyes: Green and grey, its a bit odd

Skin: Very pale. I am a vampire.

Height: 5 5"

Country: Scotland

Humor: sometimes Dark, sarcastic, rude - just imagine a female Snape okay? But is also very weird and jokey.

Nicknames: Snape and Didi (My brother couldn't say Stephanie so says Didi instead)

Favourites:

Music: Shinedown, Muse, Apocalyptica, Bush, SlipKnot, Stone Sour, Three Days Grace, Eminem, Paramore, Good Charlotte, Twin Atlantic, Halestorm, Nirvana, Audioslave, Black Keys, Soundgarden, Avenged Sevenfold, Nine Inch Nails

Books: Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Twilight (Stephenie Meyer), Darren Shan Saga (Darren Shan), Gone Series (Michael Grant), The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), Horrible Histories & Science, The Edinburgh Dead (Brian Ruckley), Panic (Jeff Abbott) and Anything Really.

Films: Anything, but comedy tends to be my things with a few horrors and a lot of angst-y and action films where people die. So I adore James Bond!

FIVE RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME (so you know that I am human and not a work machine):

I hate French class, yet I get top marks. I hate my French teaher, yet I am one of her favourite students. I really don't know how that happened.

My dad took me to my first rock concert in Glasgow in February 2012. I saw Shinedown live.

I look like my dad. The only thing I get from my mum is my eye shape, ears and hair thickness.

I want to be History Professor when I am older.

I have a little brother called Adam. I look like him, yet I don't because he looks like mum.

Pairings:

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny (But I do love it when Ginny's a baddy . . .)

Harry/Hermione

Harry/Draco

Hermione/Ron (Sometimes, it depends on the story and things . . .)

Luna/Neville

Severus/Lily (Screw you James, you bullied my Sevvie >:'( )

James/Lily SOMETIMES

Twilight:

All canon pairings are good, but I think Renesmee/Jacob can be a little creepy and about Renesmee not really having more time to bond with her parent than in the book because Jake always plays a major part in her growing up, which is a little sad.

MAJOR NOTE HERE!

I used to be the-cereal-killer22. For private reasons I made a new profile and have abandoned that one. My Twilight stories were somewhat liked by people so I am currently rewriting them and they will be posted here. Hope this clears things up!

END OF MAJOR NOTE!

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In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 5,669 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Muggle Reunion Of Sorts by It'sNotNymph reviews
When McGonagull shows up at Harry's primary school reunion with all his ex-classmates and team mates and a seven book series about his life who's more suprised Harry or the muggles?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected Abuse by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny's home life turns worse for the wear when Maddie goes off to Germany to train aspiring ghost hunters. If you think Vlad is crazy-obsessive without Maddie, wait until you see Jack.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,529 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Danny F., Jack F.
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fold by Fawn of the woods reviews
Harry prepares for the war following Voldie's return by studying and gathering allies. Stars at end of 4th book. Manipulative/Good Dumbledore, Strong!Abused!Harry Good Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,054 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P.
The Diaries of Darren Shan by clockwork-boosh reviews
Summary: Darren Shan has just settled into his princely duties as a Vampire Prince, but just when he thought things couldn't get any weirder, a note and 12 books from the future tell otherwise. Join him, to change the future and read the past. Enjoy!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Darren Shan
Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now posted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,495 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Oblivious by plinker5x5 reviews
An alternate version of Deathly Hallows, diverging from the trio's time at Grimmauld Place. Hermione discovers that the last six years didn't happen exactly as she and Harry remember. H/Hr. Story not abandoned! Here comes the next chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Before i Die by YourFavoriteCONTRACTOR reviews
Challenge from TheBlueVampireQueenOfAbiland.Danny shows up at Dash's house bleeding and wounded. The jock watches a foot long two inch deep cut go from there to gone in a matter of seconds. And suddenly everything Dash knows is turned upside down.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Danny F., Dash B.
Running to the Enemy's Arms by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 370,488 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
A Year in the Office of Albus Dumbledore by nicnac918 reviews
Sequel to The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee. Harry's first year at Hogwarts as told by a series of ten meetings in Dumbledore's office over the course of ten months.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Silence is Golden by mercuryflame reviews
Awaited by many, dreaded by one in particular; Harry Potter takes his first steps in the Wizarding World. But he is not exactly as expected. How will the world react to the REAL Boy-Who-Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Father Change Up by Morrow Stackwell reviews
Lily aranges an old friend to visit Harry before he starts school. Lily realizes she may have been wrong about Harry's father. Oneshot. promt from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Evaluation of Loyalty by Drama-Duchess reviews
During a quest, Prince Arthur and Merlin encounter a strange magic fog. The situation soon turns deadly for Merlin when he is forced to sacrifice himself for Arthur. Merlin is injured and Arthur must get him back to Camelot before it's too late.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,301 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Visitor by whootsies reviews
Pre-Portal. A tiny Chell stumbles upon GLaDOS' chamber.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
New Moon EPOV by lolafalana reviews
The booming chime vibrated in the souls of my feet, shook me deep in my core. Through the thoughts and the steady hum of the crowd there was a whimsical voice – beautiful, frantic – screaming my name. It was familiar. Bella, I thought devotedly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,214 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Savoy by AnExpressionOfWisdom reviews
Dudley hit it rich at the age of 39 and his wife loves it. At one of the many events Dudley has been dragged along to, he finds someone he wasn't sure was alive. Dudley POV. Post Hogwarts, ignore epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Severus and Lily by OnyxEmerald reviews
What will happen when Severus Snape interfears with Voldemort's plan to kill Harry, and manages to save Harry and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Our Twisted Companionship by fidofia reviews
"It was a strange concept to GLaDOS, but rather than Chell just being a primitive human, she was now more like her... Colleague? Acquaintance? Companion? There must be a stronger word..." Oneshot. No pairings.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
I Don't Do Puny by dpluver reviews
"Oh, man. I'm one makeover away from blowing my secret identity! Good thing Dash is a total moron." …or is he? An alternate ending to Micro Management.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Truth by InkNerd reviews
Batman reveals the truth to Gordon.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
A Mask by deanchristopher reviews
Harry Potter the perfect chess piece knows he is being manipulated and he wears a mask to hid from the wizarding world. But will this survive while the books are read out to the entire hall? Contains Bashing. All rights are to J.K.Rowling, I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P.
Lost and Found by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Abandoned at a Shopping mall at the age of 6,Harry is rescued by a man in black..who is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mute by themalfoypuppet reviews
Their love was always on mute, they worked together on mute. Everything going unspoken, they didn't need words to tell they loved each other. This is my ending to the Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occlumency Cupboard by A Nest of Nargles reviews
Harry learns Occlumency and Snape isn't a total git. AU. very basic and a definite one shot – not even five hundred words
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saving Me by hopeistheway reviews
Post PP. The world has been wondering for awhile where their hero, Danny Phantom has gone. Vlad knows, and now that he saved him, the only question is if anyone can save the hero's tortured mind... And sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Boys' Best Friends by dpluver reviews
Dash and Pooky have a run in with the ghost boy and his dog at the park. Just a fluffy, funny drabble.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Some Nights by nicnac918 reviews
Neville never regrets marrying Hannah. Drabble with a good mix of Neville/Hannah and Neville/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
The Will of Tom Riddle by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
What if Harry recieves a letter calling him to the will reading of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chances by TheTruthIsInsideOfYou reviews
Response to challange by Reptillia28. Harry dies at 17 confronting Voldemort. He is given a second chance at life by his death. He fixes past mistakes and finds his soul mate. H/Hr. Manip Dumbledore Weasley Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inevitable by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Originally written for the Snape Potter Fix It Fest. Severus loves Harry. How does anyone not know this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Harry Potter became Harry Snape by SSS - Severus Snape Supporter reviews
when Dumbledore worries about what's wrong with Harry because he's not answering his letters, Dumbledore send Severus Snape to Harry's house. what he finds isn't what he expects!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010
The Cobra and the Cub by Undoing reviews
On the night of Harry's arrival at his aunt's house, Severus Snape, haunted by his past, takes Harry, and, under Dumbledore's orders, raises him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Asylum by Imagined Artist reviews
After Morgana's betrayal, the King's views on magic change drastically- for the worse. Cures and experamentation are forced on those with magic, and Uther's game gets even more dangerous when Emrys is caught and subjected to the Asylum...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Merlin
Harry Potter and the Path of Lies by Dumbledore-still-lives-on reviews
Harry Potter has been lied to all his life. What difference to a few more make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Anyone Can Be A Hero by kewliobeans reviews
What happens when Danny and Dash are cornered by Skulker? How will Dash take the news that he's been bullying his hero? Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Any Questions? by Kushurimi reviews
A lecture on the dangers of inbreeding by Professor Hermione Potter on inbreeding. Ultimate Weasley bashing, if you don't like... trust me, you won't want to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by SerpentWinged reviews
The Order of the Phoenix and dumbledore's army watch AVPM! Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 317 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, What Happened To You? by Saissister reviews
Harry Potter's life isn't easy. He's abused by his only family and is not given any privleges because he is a freak. Harry only wants to be normal but can he ever get what he wants? Read to find out. Severus Snape will help the young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My dead Valentine by aryaneragon4ever reviews
This is the story of Danny, On one Valentine's Day he cheered a girl up and...died. In the Ghost Zone he finds out that he's mated for eternity... to Ember. A/N: D/E. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Don't shoot me.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Ember, Danny F.
Just Another Ghost by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
My own spin on the Maddie/Phantom bonding fics I so frequently find. No PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Stargazing by EverAfterGirl reviews
Maddie Fenton goes out to see the stars. She doesn't expect to find a certain troubled teen with eerie green eyes already at her stargazing spot. Bonding occurs, and secrets might be revealed. Bonding fic. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
A ghostly valentines by The Iron Wolf reviews
Danny hates Valentines day, ut he's not the only one. this is the story of how Danny and Ember spent their Valentines day togeather when the piss off The Ghodt Writer.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Danny F., Ember - Complete
Rewind by Andtheflamereturns reviews
AU. First Year. A simple misunderstanding started it all; rectifying it changed the separate paths of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Snape-mentors-Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,456 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Saving Severus Snape by Eurythmatix reviews
After Harry realised that the man who had tried to save him all the time was now dead, He and Hermione went back in time to try and alter the past. Their MISSION: To make sure Severus Snape turned out alive in the end after all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flashback by Dream Painter reviews
Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through... together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Telemarketing by Sarcasmastic reviews
Language. No slash ; Rrrrring. Rrrrrrring, "Hello?" "Hello there. My name is Dashell Baxter, and I'm calling to—" Click. "Wow. It's been a long time. It's Danny."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
A New Beginning by That One Rabid Fangirl reviews
The once dead victims of Voldemort and his Death Eaters have reawakened and are alive again. Severus once again has to live knowing that the girl he loves is with someone else. But as Lily finds out what Snape has done for her she finds her feelings change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3545 - Favs: 6,238 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Soul Mates by DarthRa reviews
Ever since Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire Harry and Hermione were falling Love. Now between their fifth and sixth year they realized their love for each other. How will Ron react? Many chapters are rated M-MA. Only for mature Adults age 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Father, were art thou by vincents1lover reviews
Harry starts his 6th yr,glamors in place and ready for another yr fighting lord Voldy.But he finds out he has a dad,Snape & they're ready for a dad/son relationship,but the ministrys trying to destroy it,while Snape is helping his son fight his past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Locked Cupboards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco doesn't want to babysit Dudley Dursley because Potter is out of the country, and he especially doesn't want to hear what Dursley has to say to him. At first. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Draco M., Dudley D. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
School Reunion by Tonkswyrda reviews
Remus has been invited to a reunion at his muggle primary school, and Tonks is keen to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Escape by Aurora Aurie reviews
The GiW have discovered the truth and both Danny and Vlad are desperate to escape. NOT SLASH. Pre PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Thank You, Phantom by JuneLuxray reviews
After Danny saves Dash, he falls unconscious from being attacked. How will Dash react to seeing his hero is really his punching bag? One-Shot. NOT a slash. Some DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Snape is the father of Harry by writer1066 reviews
Join Harry in this one-shot Journey as Harry and Snape learn about their true place in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alternate Ending to 'Micro Management! by JuneLuxray reviews
Title says all. Enjoy!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Danny F., Dash B.
Revealed by Soappower reviews
A One-Shot, to see just how j.Gordon finds out who is under the mask of the dark knight. :
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
Nineteen Years after Ron Died by blue artemis reviews
Ron dies saving Fred. What does this one act change. Warning: Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Companion by Kage Kaze Kitsune reviews
Draco meets Harry at the age of 5 and wants him. his father not being able to refuse lets him keep harry. only harry is named Alex and the Dursleys don't mind thinking he's dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape’s storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Entrant in the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Project H and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Project H reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
His True Family: The Beginning by Serdd reviews
The First in a series; His true Family is the start of an all new journey in which Harry is saved from the Dursleys and discovers who he truly is. This fic includes: Godric, Good Snape & Albus, and History of the Founders. Warning: Child Abuse: Not Grafic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rose In The Dark by ManhattanWitch reviews
DRARRY. Mpreg!Harry, Sneaky!Lovable!Snape, SEVERITUS, Bad!Dumbles, Bad!Voldie, Alive!Sirius, Alive!Remus, HGPP, BZRW, HPDM, REALLY F-ING LONG.... The summary is inside- it is too long to fit here. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,124 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Conversations by Melwasul reviews
A scene a year after the Dark Knight. Batman and Gordon have a conversation. Will something be revealed? Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
It was just a dream by sheltie reviews
Harry has an unusual dream that leads to something more. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Times by blinkblink reviews
Five times Jim Gordon pulled his gun on the Batman, and one he didn't.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2009 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's First Magical Christmas by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Eight-year-old Harry is locked in his cupboard listening to the Dursleys having Christmas. What if Fawkes could hear his thoughts to Father Christmas and came to rescue him from the Dursleys? Completely AU, Abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry's Weekend with Snape by MaritimeStars reviews
Now Complete! Harry becomes ill and faints in Snape's classroom. What will happen when Madame Pomfrey leaves for the weekend? Snape mentors Harry. Set during Harry's 5th year. No Umbridge. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry's Sick Marauders Experience by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry wants to spend the holidays with his godfather but feels ill and needs to be rescued to Hogwarts by Minerva. Completely AU, irresponsible Sirius only slightly OOC in my opinion , sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
In the Chamber of Secrets by FlamingQuill reviews
The basilisk venom seems to have made Harry a bit drunk... what will he choose to do with his last moments to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: A Slytherins Sadistic View by WulfricBrian reviews
A Slytherin Harry is somewhat more sadistic, would a Slytherin Harry listen to Sirius Black that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/18/2008
Recovery by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, but is badly injured. Can Severus help him find the will to live?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Intangible Tears by Agent Malkere reviews
Maybe it was the tears that made her help him. Valerie had never thought that ghosts could cry. oneshot. very slight implication of DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
Potionitis by Kristen Hudson reviews
Harry and Severus struggle to come to terms with their painful history. A look at an AU of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
the last straw by Pathatlon reviews
A quick oneshot about what happens when Harry gets enough of hearing how he resembles his dead father and mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Us and Them by yuke15 reviews
It's us against them from now on, Hermione. We can't force them to side with us. This is our fight now. What happens when Harry takes charge of his own life and grows tired of trying to please those around him. HHr. Slight Ron and Ginny bashing. Book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,851 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Smarter than Hermione by dimestoredramatic reviews
No one can get out of detention with Snape, not even someone as intelligent as Hermione.But Harry Potter manages to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The God of the Sun by SlytheringRules reviews
Alternative 5th year. What would have happened if Umbridge had confronted Harry about the DA a day before his vision. Snape is about to find out he was very wrong in assuming it was only his mothers love that saved him. Egytian magic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Start by foreverpadfoot reviews
Sirius is released from Azkaban when Harry is 8. Together Sirius and Remus raise Harry. No pairings. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Emerald by Starflower-Gem reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Fever by Janara reviews
HIATUS Harry Potter, the defeater of Voldemort, has taken mysteriously ill. Can the one that holds his heart save him? A HarryDraco story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Solitary Confinement by GuTTerArT reviews
In an effort to make them get along, Dumbledore locks Snape and Harry in a classroom for 72 hours. How will they survive one another? [AU] [PreHBP] [No Slash] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Invisible Lover by Bunny Wigglesworth reviews
TBC. Prince Harry was destined to be a husband of no mortal lover. His future lover awaits him on the top of the mountain. His future lover is a monster whom neither gods nor men can resist. HPDM SLASH! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Father and Son by Recto-Bella reviews
AU. Evidence suggests that Harry Potter and Severus Snape are related… in more than one way. Uh… surprise, surprise…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Vaccinations by lesyeuxverts reviews
Potions and Snitches Fic Fest Challenge 12: 6th year: A time for NEWT preparations, friends, romance, life altering decisions... and reinoculations. Guess who is helping out in the infirmary when Harry comes in to get his?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Good Surprise by Shania Maxwell reviews
Harry recieves a surprise that quickly turns public knowledge. He has kept secrets from his friends who wonder how he did it. one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwart's Child by marietsy2 reviews
A child is born that is Heir to Hogwarts. What happens when Dumbledore refuses to bring the child to Hogwarts? Hogwarts closes up and refuses to open until Dumbledore brings the child to Hogwarts. Will Dumbledore bring the child or will he refuse? What ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 816 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Deage Temporary Title! by HPStarlight reviews
Harry is deaged and ends up in Snape's care.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Ferret by Indigo Kitti reviews
(ONESHOT)This is not a perfect world, this is the real world." In a fit of rage Pansy turns Draco into a ferret. Unfortunately, Pansy's not know for her magical aptitude and Harry Potter's in the market for a new pet. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Moving On by Jenkid11 reviews
After 5th Year Harry is being Abused by the Dursleys, and Harry doesn't want anyone to find out. May be a Snape adopts Harry and becomes Harry's father fic., or a Severtis Challenge, not sure yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Harry P.
Mating Season by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss, but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Windows To The Soul by Byproduct of Evil reviews
I, Severus Snape, rescued Harry Potter from starvation at his relatives old home. Now I face old secrets being revealed. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Promise Fulfilled by Mikee reviews
Once again, Harry is rescued. Warning: Child abuse implied. AU... courses are different from Canon. Severus and Remus recount Harry's start at Hogwarts. **Complete**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Summer Rain by Sozo reviews
Draco makes an unexpected appearance at Privet Drive over the summer. How will Harry deal with him? *H/D slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002
Jezebel by Egon-Starcollector reviews
A prequel to 'Echoes.' Snape sees Hermione pining after Harry and decides to do something about it....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Dirty Words and School Boy Hexes reviews
No pairings! This is something that CAN be considered AU, but doesn't have to be. Bad words. Set in the Marauders third year. What happens when Severus Snape tries out his new found hex on the annoyance that is James Potter? He certainely didn't expect these results . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - James P., Severus S.
Bloody Hell! reviews
A small one shot on the outing of Draco and Harry's relationship from the point of view of our favourite Potions Master, Severus Snape. When Dumbledore sticks his head in his fire place to chat with him and Minerva McGonagall, he is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anagrams reviews
Severus Snape,Potions Master, is sick of Harry Potter,Gryffindor, always getting detention in Potions Class. He comes up with an idea that'll keep the boy away from trouble. It doesnt go to plan and things turn in Harrys favour. Swear words, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Abomanation: Character Profile Stories reviews
This is utterly ridiculous and far fetched. It is a random parody of the teacher's of Hogwarts profiles. Snpae, Dumbledore, Lockhart, McGonagall, Flitwick, Pomfrey, Sprout, Quirrel, Filch etc More will be added in future including stupid nicknames review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2012
If You Only Knew reviews
Songfic for Shinedown's 'If You Only Knew'.Listen to song when reading this. Set in Eclipse. Jacob thinks about Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, about the wrong choices he's made in winning her heart and how things should and will be. Nothing AU here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Proof Of Heritage reviews
I know I should be working on Harry Potter, but I had to do this. This entire one shot is a compelation of evidence proving that Caroline GLaDOS is Chell's mother or adoptive mother - it depends on how you look at it.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Chell, Caroline - Complete