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Joined 12-16-11, id: 3531998, Profile Updated: 07-18-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a total Severus Snape/Hermione Granger shipper. I've been writing for years and I attend BGSU for Creative Writing. Besides those qualifications, I also love "Harry Potter" and Alan Rickman. :D

Follow me on tumblr and deviantART to ask me questions: bettenoireramg

There will be lots of Sevvie.

I'm also at Ashwinder under BetteNoire.

On a side note, I am in need of a beta-reader for my next fanfiction; if I don't get one, the biggest problem will be the lack of British-ness. (How odd is it that a beta-reader needs a beta-reader? Really, you can't spot the mistakes in your own work. But I really need a Brit-picker). --Rachel

Beta Qualifications:

I was a yearbook editor and the head editor in high school for four years (two years as head editor)

I am now an editor for the BGSU literary magazine "Prairie Margins" (I do creative non-fiction and fiction)

I have been in the BGSU creative writing program officially for one semester, unofficially for four

Have been published in one newsletter and will be published in "Prairie Margins" fall edition, 2012

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Viscum Album by ChubbyBunny reviews
Severus Snape has been receiving sprigs of Mistletoe on his doorstep, and he doesn't understand it one bit. Sweet, winter themed one shot! Read, enjoy, and happy holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blume by Iggy Lovechild reviews
Pressure to accept courtship leads Integra to make a drastic decision. A/I (one-shot)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Several Snogs of Severus Snape by 2NiCe4U reviews
Severus Snape doesn't kiss and tell. A timeline of one man's kisses. Eventual SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Deeds and their Consequences by LelliieTheSnake reviews
Well I wasn't planning on adventuring into other fandoms but here I am. Loki has to repay for his crimes-post The Avengers by being nice, but struggles somewhat to adapt. Eventual FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,102 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Great Valentines Disaster by One Red Shoe reviews
He could have asked her, but he didn't. Now she not speaking to him, and he can't work out why. How was he supposed to know she would want to go? It's an encounter with a faulty Library ladder that makes them tell their secrets. Just a little story, nothing to complicated. EWE and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Letter by tiberius1 reviews
The war is over, and as everyone settles back into a normal life, Hermione begins to realize that perhaps she and Ron aren't as well suited as she thinks. When she receives strange letters from the Ministry and deceased Severus Snape, she begins to rethink her options.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Caregiver by Raven Ehtar reviews
Loki pops in unexpectedly to drop off his three kids on Tony, expecting him to watch over them while he's gone on a mission. Tony's unprepared for what three spawn of Loki can dish out, or for the underlying meaning of Loki trusting him with his offspring. Avengers / Norse mythology fusion. One-shot. Frostiron pre-slash. Rated for language. Part I of "Loki's Brood" series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Be Mine, Professor Snape by 2NiCe4U reviews
Hermione overhears that Severus has never received a Valentine. What else is there to do but give him one herself? SSHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful Trash by Alexis.Danaan reviews
She took it upon herself to become his friend. Or something. A story in 3 parts. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Thanks by writeeofpassage reviews
Tony's life is proceeding normally. That is, until a crazy trickster begins to do do him favours. He appreciates them, don't get him wrong. He's just really confused as to the god's motives.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Spark by Erisella reviews
Slightly AU and post-Avengers. Tony never expected to get along with Loki. He didn't expect to start a relationship (as strange as that was) either, but life works in strange ways, for better and for worse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Blood Bond by Aerilon452 reviews
Integra feeds Alucard on the night she turned 18 years old. COMPLETE ONESHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Lookabout by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Little Arthur Hellsing during Abraham Van Hellsing's time: Arthur wants to play a new game with his father.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Alucard - Complete
A Very Small Degree of Hope by Born-Of-Elven-Blood reviews
"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." Severus discovers the truth behind this adage the hard way. SS/HG, AU after OOtP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,440 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Possibilities by Flute Chick reviews
"But I'm certainly nothing special." "But you are," she protested, which caught me off guard. Here I was, speaking to her like she was normal, and she was acting normal, too. What happened to Loony Lovegood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
Snapeisms by Mione21 reviews
With all that infernal and constant scribbling, Severus just couldn't stand another minute without knowing what Hermione Granger was jotting down in that little book. DH-disregarded. AU and only a smidge fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Swingsets by Elvarya
Tony is trying to introduce Loki to the better parts of Midgardian life, so he takes him to a swingset.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Anthony S.
Ale to the King by Feelin Glayish reviews
Thor has never seen Loki drunk. Thor/Loki, drunk lazy sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
I Fall to Fear by My Reality Is My Own reviews
It would figure that he'd pick now to have a flashback freak out; in the middle of a kidnapping with no one around but the God of Lies. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Way to the Headmaster's Heart by magalena reviews
Full Title: The Way to the Headmaster's Heart is Through His Hard Head. Can an accident bring together two people who have both wanted the same thing all along? Written as a bingo prize for christev for the LJ sshg exchange bingo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Series of Genuine Conversations by LaraLee88 reviews
The populace of the Wizarding world was split in their decision of what to call him. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Don't You Blush? by xxlovesuicide61xx reviews
She had always blushed for him. First a smile, then the blush. Sometimes she would laugh. He found that he loved the color pink. But only because of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Differences by Asidian reviews
Loki comes to realize that he and his brother aren't treated the same.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Incognito Business by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Tony Stark was a man who had a lot of time on his hands, most of which he spent on his current hobby: Stalking certain Norse Gods of Mischief. Slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
On The Other Side by sakanascales876 reviews
Things weren't supposed to happen like this. They were supposed to be happy. He knew he wasn't enough-couldn't be there enough to help her anymore. But no matter what lifetime they were in, the feelings were always the same. Always.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Pampering by Angele Dei reviews
Integra is sick with fever and Alucard gives her some much-needed company. Fluff, oneshot. *Will be writing fics with more mature content/subject matter in the near future, REQUESTS/PROMPTS WELCOMED!*
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Myself to You by planetofmars reviews
Loki with both his love and his hatred. Loki/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
According to You by SakuraBlossom58 reviews
Ron and Hermione are official, but lately Ron has been really mean to her. She's crying all alone one night when a certain potions professor stumbles across her. Songfic to According to You, by Orianthi. Ron/Hermione/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Second Chance by 1066AndAllThat reviews
AU. Severus Snape knew he was dying, nothing could stop that, or so he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Anything To Ask Me? by OpenYourHeart2Me reviews
Hermione Granger and Professor Snape come to the realization that they are attracted to one another. Will a little help from Ginny Weasley push them over the edge? JK Rowling owns it all. I just play with them once in awhile! 1st Fic! Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Cut by ButterflyBroken reviews
A young Integra does something foolish and cuts herself- which, of course, draws Alucard's attention. Mini-fic
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Ownership by Schingiuire reviews
A slave has no rights and owns nothing. "Abraham's journals advise against leniency with you, Alucard."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Sulking by Schingiuire reviews
A short one shot about Alucard getting needy with Integra.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Who Wears the Pants by Schingiuire reviews
Alucard wants something, and is willing to work hard for it. I'm back
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Under the Table by Coletta reviews
Integra gets her drink on with Alucard. Presented in two parts.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Death Note: Rebirth of Kira by Mosaic and the Skoolgurlz reviews
When doujinshi artist Hikari Yoshin gets her hands on Light's old Death Note, she becomes the Copy Cat Kira, killing those she views as evil by writing snuff-Yaoi about them, and fights the detective R. 95% OC cast, starts as a comedy and evolves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ryuk
Summer Nights by Coletta reviews
On a hot summer night, Integra and Seras escape the heat while Alucard burns. Ficlit.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
So Many Memories by Leanna DeAvignon reviews
Crapulent old story from my early high school days.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
The Manipulator by SemixQuaver reviews
Onesided Hades/Meg. Hades contemplates his little nut-Meg, and tries to figure out why throwing the right curves at wonder breath makes him so annoyed.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hades, Meg - Complete
Codename: Overprotective, Objective: Maneater by SirIntegrity reviews
AKA: Why Integra doesn't date. Warning: contains head-ripping, boy-ness, and Alucard going overboarderly protective.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
The Tea Which Was Not Drunk by Lavinia Lavender reviews
A few droplets of tea usually didn't lead to temptation.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
The Bet by vanityfair reviews
Professor Snape challenges Miss Granger to a bet. With reputation and pride on the line, both are determined to win.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Inappropriate Infatuation by katmd reviews
Odd, short one shot in which Severus leaves to take a break and ends up playing host to three Gryffindors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by vanityfair reviews
Hermione wants to get Prof. Snape a Christmas present but what gift says “thanks for everything you do, you mean, sarcastic twit”? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Small Talk by vanityfair reviews
Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slow Hands by ExpectedAberrance reviews
I have never witnessed a more beautiful sight than the goddess draped over the couch in my sitting room clutching one of the most advanced texts I own; I believe I am jealous of the piece of furniture as well. Continuation of Lullaby and String Quartet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping Snape by OZ Angel reviews
A different spin on Sleeping Beauty Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
All That Is Left by btvshond reviews
Snape's POV of his feelings for Hermione. A tad depressing. One-shot story and Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sticks and stones by rhitmcshanm reviews
HGSS short story. The Potions Master finds Hermione in a moment of need
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Morning Reflections by Strega Brava reviews
Severus reflects on how he used to hate mornings and how that changed. SeverusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dishonest by Strega Brava reviews
**COMPLETE** The Potions Master and the Head Girl reflect on their deepest secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2001 - Published: 7/27/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Devolve reviews
The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,763 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Almost reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete