Meow-za
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Joined 03-07-03, id: 353283
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Meow-za...

Is lethargic, over-competitive, condescending, narcissistic, mean, addicted to anime, a geek and incredibly opinionated.

Has too much time on her hands, a plethora of manga, a lot of video games and a tendency to overexaggerate.

Wants nothing more than to lay in bed with her laptop, TV, video game consoles and a mini fridge plugged into the wall... also a slave to cook chinese food.

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Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 495,468 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Shape of His Heart by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Lab Monkey by Tempestt reviews
AU VB Bulma has captured Vegeta before he has a chance to escape Earth. She now has him imprisioned in her lab. What will the beautiful scientist do with the deadly prince?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,182 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Morbid Curiosity by amaretto and coke reviews
Trying to help salvage Betty's feelings after Archie ditches her yet again, Jughead offers to escort her to the prom. But when push comes to shove, will the renowned womanhater keep his promise?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 10/9/2003
Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nenju by 3Jane reviews
Where do happiness and ever after intersect? Post series, complete. FuuMugenJin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,758 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Why Me? A Love Story for Manic Depressives by Dust Traveller reviews
Vincent wanted very little after Meteor, just to pass into quiet obscurity. Unfortunately fate seldom relinquishes its favorite chewtoy, and he will find himself embroiled in the affairs of a country on the brink of civil war. Ain't life grand? VY
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,360 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Tempered Shift by Aliora reviews
Orochimaru has discovered the means to unimaginable power. For their own safety, the remaining members of Team 7 disperse and Sakura finds herself in the care of Kakashi. Kakasaku. [ABANDONED]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,733 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Vicissitudes by Toppledate reviews
50 Themes: They are broken and remade by the tides of the Lifestream, but the still shots linger in their memories past all resolution. Updated often, Yuffentine, mostly one shots with drabbles sprinkled in.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,928 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Vincent V., Yuffie K.
Bestial by rambling procrastinator reviews
When a ninja has "matured," their scent changes. Only some sense the change, but of those who can, one will claim the matured ninja as their mate. However, sometimes more than one will try to make a claim. Sakura-centric. Pairings TBD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,911 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Sakura H.
Laid by Kit Spooner reviews
Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ino Y., Lee R.
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4719 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Devils Triangle by fresh pickled toad reviews
A funny and sexy little tale about the two great loves of Ginny Weasley's life Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. They're both wonderful, both flawed. How did this happen? Who will she choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 164,530 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Hindsight's 2020 by Tea Leaf reviews
AU, High School, the bane of the teenage existence. Toss in the gangs, the rivalries, the cliques, the existential angst and one twisted plot for revenge and no one will escape unscathed. Too bad no one saw that until it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Twist of Fate by River-Star2 reviews
Ginny Weasley has been forever under her parent's shadow ever since the TR incident in first year. So when she finally escapes she messes up and the worst thing possible happens and she meets up with an enemy from the past. GWTR. Chapter 26
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 171,007 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Asinine Rationalizations by Geno Calamari reviews
Sasuke's moment comes, Ino has some fun, Tenten strikes a blow for the underdog, Hinata soaks up grief she doesn't deserve, Sakura receives some shocking news and Naruto takes it 'like a man.' Rough roads ahead for all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
The Last Uchiha by undercoverchad reviews
Sasuke is dead, and the son he leaves behind puts Sakura at a terrible risk that she doesn't know yet. Someone else is hunting the boy. Sakura's POV, Multipairing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005
Fated by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple character deaths. This story has angst/tragedy/romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,974 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Better You Bet by Mignonne reviews
An Aurikku of a different color. Due to tension between the duo, the others decide to form a betting pool. Not as sappy as this summary makes it sound. First update in 2.5 years, includes a love letter from Liania and Rikku musing on Auron's hairlessne
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 2/18/2002
Bed of Nails by Kit Spooner reviews
The Miyako-Fic to end all Miyako-Fics. [Part Four - She Makes Me Wait : A date is planned. Kind of. Much discussion ensues.] Rated for suggestive themes and excessive use of vulgarity. [incomplete]
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,426 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Miyako I./Yolei, Koushirō I./Izzy
Growth Spurt by Wicked Innuendo reviews
SAKURA and NARUTO confront SASUKE about a little black number that they don't entirely approve of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Adieu by Kiru Banzai reviews
FINALLY! Exactly what you've been waiting for--a JetSpike that pulls no punches, with none of that touchy-feely crap about feelings. Just booze, suicidal tendencies, and pure, unadulterated angst.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Love Can Change You by MagicmanSmokegirl reviews
What would happen if Van never loved Hitomi? Just sit back, let me take the driver seat, and let your imagination fly!
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,767 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Dilandau A., Hitomi K.
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Switching Bodies reviews
When Sakura unexpectedly breaks through Itachi's most powerful Genjutsu, they both end up needing to learn what a sociopath and village sweetheart do to get by. Rated for Kisame's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Ginny Oblivious reviews
Tom Riddle has been waiting for this moment for nearly six years. His master plan is about to come into effect... He just never realized that he'd be inhabiting the body of a fifteen year old girl while doing it. Brought to you by AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.