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Joined 12-16-11, id: 3532957, Profile Updated: 11-14-16
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." - Harry Potter

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Updates for Lost Sons are every Thursday


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

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Ride or Die by olivieblake reviews
The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 182,392 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 11/9/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 11322 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mate of Honor by MagTwi78 reviews
Best friends Bella and Edward have a deal—if they're not married by the time they're 30, they'll marry each other. While she's been searching for Mr. Right, he's been busy with Miss. Right Now. Would you be happy seeing your long-time love say 'I do' to someone else? (Be warned: it's a slow burn) B & E, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,769 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tides of the heart by dantemalfoy reviews
AU of Twilight. No vampires or werewolves. Jakeward slash. Three years ago, Edward left Jacob to get engaged to Bella as he struggled with his sexuality. Today, they meet again on First Beach as tempers flare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Jacob, Edward] - Complete
Rapture by ichilover3 reviews
Their relationship had never been defined. Labels were never for them, anyway. Hitsukarin, Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 107,053 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/15/2009 - [T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.] [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Never Look Twice by ClutzQueen reviews
Jared/Kim. No drama there. Kim has had a crush on a boy who doesn't even know her name since third grade. But when he suddenly returns those feelings, can Kim really trust a boy who's never looked twice at her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Jared, Kim]
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 10,921 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Time, Once Again by avioleta reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry uses a Time Turner in an attempt to rewrite history. However, something goes wrong, and he's thrown back fourteen years into the past. Originally written for Snarry-a-Thon 2012. Please see story for full details and warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,915 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Madness Most Discreet by vampireisthenewblack reviews
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen hates my guts. It's the way he looks at me, the way he stares so intensely. If that were the extent of the problem it would be easy to ignore, but it's not. Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him. AH E/J Slash NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,231 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Eye Candy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 365 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
We, The Kings by MissPronounced reviews
A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 191,330 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
National Geographic by QueVeeBee reviews
Seth reads an article on wolf mating in a National Geographic magazine which leads to an interesting series of events between his alpha and sister. BLACKWATER. Rated M for language and future lemons. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,062 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jacob, Leah
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Discovered Desires by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward and Jasper. One's a geek, the other Mr. Popular - they've been friends forever. But Edward wants more. Can a camping trip with their friends make his most secret desires come true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Every Day, Forever by Whitlock-Masen reviews
How do you get what you want, when you aren't even aware you want it? A tale of opposites in every way - physiques, personalities, even locations - and what happens when a chance meeting brings them together. Written for Fics for Nashville. AH, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,504 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
He Threw a Snowball at my Head by Savannah-Vee reviews
He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Happy Birthday Riley by TwiBoy reviews
It's Riley's birthday and Edward wants to help him celebrate properly. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/OOC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Riley - Complete
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
Waves of Change by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Jacob Black has resigned himself to a life alone as the only gay man on the Rez. He's conflicted when his sister returns home with his long-time crush, Paul. Can he watch their blissful happiness - or must he leave his home? Bday fic for kimberlycullen10
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy reviews
Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
Maybe, This Time by sexyscholar reviews
An invitation to spend the night prompts both Ron and Draco to bring new elements into their relationship. PostHogwarts era. Established relationship. Brief mention of RHr. Fluffy as all hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 8,188 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memento by Mad Maudlin reviews
Some things need to be remembered. RD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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Rise Up reviews
In which Draco catches Hermione reading a sex manual in the Restricted Section and years of suppressed emotions start tumbling out, leaving two teenagers reeling in the throes of first love at the turn of an imploding war. AU after HBP. DH. 7th year. M-Rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Blaise Z.
Lost Sons reviews
The Horcrux inside Harry was not destroyed during the Final Battle. The plan to travel back in time and prevent Tom from creating Horcruxes in the first place seemed foolhardy and absurd – but anything was better than certain death. Right? Eventual Tom/ Harry, Time-Travel Fic with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,072 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] [Ron W., Fenrir G.]
Great Actually reviews
I met Jacob on my second day of Uni. I caught his stare and never looked away. AH, slash, m-rated, one-shot and basically PWP Seth/ Jacob,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Stay reviews
"With his eyes fluttering shut, Severus could believe he was 15 again, with his shaking fingers grasping Lucius's robe as they kissed for the first time in a deserted Hogwarts corridor." Short drabble set during OoP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Right in the World reviews
She teased, I remained sardonic and all was right in the world. Even when we were naked and writhing in her bed. Cannon-era set sometime during Breaking Dawn but with no Renesmee. LeahxJacob, M-Rated, LEMON, and basically PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
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