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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Hunger Games, and Sweeney Todd.

Hello readers! I'm Yasmincheesecullen but you, because your so special, can call me Yazy. I've only started writing Fanfics thanks to Megz :) Her penname is megzeeeh.lol.uk and she's wrote some amazing anime fan fics. I suppose you thought if you clicked the link you'd get a cookie...

NOPE!


I consider myself as a crayon in a box. I may not be the brightest or the prettiest but eventually you're going to need me to complete your picture.

I'm part of Mist16's SYOT. Make sure to check it out!!!!!!

So, I don't care if you hate my stories, let the flames begin

Just letting everyone know, I do not appreciate others using 'Bruno's Diary' as their homework. Last year I spent forever writing that, I'd rather you asked for permission first.

About Me.

I'm just your average girl who's not American, but is American at heart! #poptarts

Name: yasmincheesecullen( okay, might not be my real name but IT WILL BE!)

Gender: Vampire...female!!!

Hobbies: singing, acting, dancing, eating cheese, texting, reading, writing, guitar playing.

Ambitions: To be a female guitarist, play Eliza Doolittle on Broadway/West End, to go to a theatre school.

Interested in: Vampires

Friends: Sophie, Tanisha Jenny, Meg , Alice Cullen.

Favorite Bands: Paramore, MCR, Mumford and Sons, 100 Monkeys!

Artists: Adele, Haley Williams, Christina Perri, CONNER MAYNARD OM NOMM

Favorite Movies: In Time, Water For Elephants, My Sisters Keeper, The Twilight Saga(WELL DUHH) , Sweeney Todd, A Walk to remember,

Favorite Musical: Behind the Dream, Les Mis, Wicked!, The Lion King etc:)

Favorite Quotations: Do you know how much them jars cost me? A left arm!That was my right arm, but it was my left arm!


Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.- Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka, but try telling that to SWEENEY TODD!!!!


SOME FUNNY QUOTES!!!!

"Well you never know, he could be gay"

"I like everything, but I'm not too fond on quiche"

"I'm free I'm free...dang it"

"Nerd by Day, Ninja by Night"

"Physics...nice"

"Apples...nice"

"I DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL, BUT IT INVOLVES LITERACY, SO YOU CAN'T TELL ON ME!!!!!!"

"Hello there, this is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Is this * from twitter? We want you to come on tour with us. I'M MIKEY FREAKIN WAY!"


SOME FAMOUS QUOTES TO LIVE BY!!!!

Yeah, you may think that I’m a zero
But, hey, everyone you wanna be
Probably started off like me
You may say that I’m a freakshow (I don’t care)
But, hey, give me just a little time
I bet you’re gonna change your mind

All of the dirt you’ve been throwin’ my way
It ain’t so hard to take, that’s right
‘Cause I know one day you’ll be screamin’ my name
And I’ll just look away, that’s right

Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth
So everyone can hear
Hit me with the words you got and knock me down
Baby, I don’t care
Keep it up, I’m tunin’ up to fade you out
You wanna be
You wanna be
A loser like me
A loser like me- Glee

I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn
And we are led to those who help us most to grow
If we let them and we help them in return
well I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today
Because I knew you."

― Wicked

LET'S JUST SAY...
I LOATHE IT ALL!
EVERY LITTLE TRAIT HOWEVER SMALL
MAKES MY VERY FLESH BEGIN TO CRAWL
WITH SIMPLE, UTTER LOATHING
THERE'S A STRANGE EXHILARTION
IN SUCH TOTAL DETESTATION
IT'S SO PURE, SO STRONG!
THOUGH, I DO ADMIT IT CAME ON FAST,
STILL I DO BELIEVE THAT IT CAN LAST!
AND I WILL BE LOATHING, LOATHING YOU
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
-ELPHABA AND GALINDA, WICKED

"Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Diffrent Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?" - Gerard Way


Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."--Gerard Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." --Mikey Way

"Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!"--Frank Iero

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Homophobia is gay- Frank Iero

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops." - Mikey Way

"We actually wanted to do this in OUR church...but uh... we don't GO there anymore..."-Frankie

"Well, I'm half italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and i was like, bummer."-Gerard

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.” Gerard Way


"Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain a-holes , we've got a message for you...GO HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don't listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here." Gerard Way

Hey girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That’s all. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you’re a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you’re a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it’s been told hundreds of times before, but it’s true. Hey girls, you are beautiful
--Gerard Way

Miss Caroline Krafft seriously needed to pluck her eyebrows. Her outfit looked like it was picked out by a blind Sunday school teacher. And she had some 99-cent lip gloss on her snaggletooth. And that's when I realized, making fun of Caroline Krafft wouldn't stop her from beating me in this contest. Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.- Cady, Mean Girls

Cady, there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.-Janice, Mean Girls

Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.- Janice, Mean Girls

Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling.- Janice, Mean Girls

Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?

Janis: Your mom's chest hair!- Mean Girls

Mrs. George: [serving The Plastics fruit drinks] Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!
Cady: Thanks. Um, is there alcohol in this?
Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're gonna drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.-MeanGirls

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all" - Mulan

"Reach for the sky!" - Toy Story

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!" - Finding Nemo

[Quote from Walt Disney himself about Cinderella: "She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn't come along, she went over to the palace and got him."

"Keep your chin up, someday there will be happiness again." - Robin Hood

I laugh in the face of danger!
Simba, Lion King.


In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my best friend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen (the character) is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile!

How I think Breaking Dawn should have gone (I love the book but think the following things I would change) :

1. Jacob just disappears entirely

2. SOME of the Volturi die and the fight happens (come on, the bad person needs to die. I know Edward says that they aren't villains and just are strict with the law but come on, some of them are plain evil (Jane)

3. Book 2 is NOT in Jacob's perspective (Edward's would have been better)

The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bonus points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.

2.If someone asks you to explain the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.

6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"

7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.

8. You walk into a resturaunt and leave saying "I'll come again when you have Judge on the menu"

9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)

10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' when your relatives bring pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.

11. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie?!?!

12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"

13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"

14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"

15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.


I'm the sortof girl who chases silver volvos yelling for Edward.

I'm the sortof girl who always book reviews Twilight for english class

I'm the sortof girl who's started braiding her hair to look like Katniss!!!

I'm the sortof girl who watches films and inspires makeup

I'm the sortof girl who screams when someone says Edward

I'm the sortof girl who says she lives in District Four with Finnick


List twelve of characters from Twilight, in no particular order.

1.Alice 2.Jasper 3.Carlisle 4. Edward 5. Renesmee 6. Jane 7. Emmett 8.Bella 9.Alec 10. Heidi 11. Esme 12. Charlie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jane and Esme...no, do they even exist?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen is not hot. He is beautiful.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie got his daughter Bella pregnant...well that would be...strange...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Alec, yes, but only with Jane...what an epic duo.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, Jane’s too sadistic for poor Jasper.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Renesmee/Alec or Renesmee/Heidi Deffo Five/Nine, I’ve read lots!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve?

If Emmett walked in on Jasper and Charlie. He’d be scarred for life!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

While living with the Volturi, Carlisle has no interest in love but he can’t help but realise the flirty messages Heidi sends him.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Confessions of a Cop...Charlie and Emmett spend some bonding time when Charlie confesses that Emmett would have been a better boyfriend for Bella.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Misery Business...why? Bella stole my man

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Contains murder and violence

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week.

13. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (1). (2), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Alice and Emmett are in a happy relationship until Jasper runs off with Alice. Emmett, broken hearted has a hot one night stand with Esme and a brief unhappy affair with Charlie. The he follows the wise advice of Renesmee and finds true love with Carlisle! Oh dear!!!


My stories

Dear Dumb Diary of the Undead (this is under contruction after a pc crash!)

Sweeney Cullen ( In progress) This is also currently on hold!!!!!

Bruno's Diary (completed oneshot)

Princess Renesmee (just began) Again, on hold.

Vampires on the net (whoop, two chaps in one day!!!!!!!)

Chocolate Eyes (Whoop! been updating this a lot, I love this story!)

Capitol Child (finished poem)

Sadistic Dreams (CLATO ONE SHOT!!!!!!!)


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Rules Aren't Meant To Be Broken by MistMirror reviews
DISCONTINUED, WILL BE CONTINUED IN A DIFFERENT STORY TITLED "LOST ACT OF REBELLION"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
Prisioner of the Games by Rue-orchard-girl reviews
Ever wondered how Prim felt watching her sister almost die? Well this book is not going to be all depressing it's going to be humorus. Who wants a book full of sadness.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Prim E., Gale H.
A Different Ending by Galgalatz reviews
We've all read about a twilight obsessed fan -or hater- finding themselves in the midst of the series, but what if it was the other way around? Ordinary girl, Bella Swan wakes up one day to find herself in a world slightly different from the one she knew. What happens when she finds out that here, her life is nothing more than a best-seller?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,954 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella
Deceptive Appearances by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
A few months after the Cullens leave in New Moon, Bella starts to exhibit vampiric characteristics. The problem is she was never bitten. What is causing Bella to change so spontaneously? Will one of the Cullens have the key to finding the answer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,247 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Lost Love by twilightnerd16 reviews
What if Bella died while giving birth? What would Renesmee's life be like? In this story, Renesmee is forced to grow up not only without a mother but also without a father, Edward leaves. What happens though when father and daughter meet after 5 years?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Still Beating by Ariella Jones reviews
Annabelle Jones has seen and been through it all. She lost her mom, and her Dad is lost without his dead wife and has turned to abusing his four daughters. Will moving to Forks change this? Will she find love with the newest Cullen? OCXOC. Not an Edward/Bella story. This is post-breaking Dawn. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,922 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Henri, Edward - Complete
Running by AmethystWren reviews
"An alliance has already been forged, whether you know it or not." It's the 50th Hunger Games, and Maysilee really doesn't want to be in her current situation. She can run, she can 'disguise herself as a mud monster', but that's the extent of her talents. The story of the original owner of the Mockingjay pin, who had such an impact on Haymitch Abernathy without ever meaning to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,380 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Renessmees new room by Cheeseymeerkatpuns reviews
Esme gets a new project.Enjoy xx New cover up yay! 500 views
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie
Water Belts by Cheeseymeerkatpuns reviews
What would happen in the 75th annual Hunger Games ,if the belts were not flotation devices? Warning mistake chapter three was my draft for chapter two and wasn't meant to be posted !
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Katniss E.
The Mermaid And The Hunter by whitewitch13 reviews
after finding an unconsious Ariel on the Beach Gaston Rescues her and takes her away. Ariel is left with little memory of her past life except loving a man with Black hair. Can these two find love?
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Gaston
Private Time by Be.Careful.I.May.Bite reviews
This is just a one-shot for Emmett, Rosalie, Bella and Nessie. Nessie is going through the terrible two's even though she looks about 9. Bella is worried she'll see something that will scar her for life, but will she be pleasantly surprised? NOT A LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Shades of Black, Gray, and Red by Saphire Skyle reviews
"Bethany, are you asleep? "Another round of shrilled sound rang through my ears.Sometimes in the middle of the night the lunatics in the asylum would scream and cry out. "They are so loud Benjamin, so very loud." ON HIATUS!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sweeney T.
Spider Monkey by Cheeseymeerkatpuns reviews
Three-shot,based on Edward and Bella in the trees in Twilight. FIRST STORY! NO FLAMES! Remember to R&R. Beta ,yasmincheesecullen 522
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fat Games by Iron59 reviews
For the 3rd Quarter Quell, it was decided that the tributes...let's just say...are somewhat larger.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Occupy Fleet Street: Tales From the Asylum by dramaprez reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Judge Turpin is obsessed with sparkles, other musicals are referenced, much singing is done, and everyone dies!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Johanna's Got A Stalker by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
It's Johanna's POV as Anthony sings the song named in her honor!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Anthony H., Johanna B. - Complete
Victims by Lupa Dracolis reviews
Remember the forty-odd people who were killed by the Volturi in New Moon, and never got mentioned again? Well, these could be their stories. Rating will almost certainly go up, characters may disagree with people shown in the film as I do not own a copy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Heidi
Daybreak by CullenGirl1901 reviews
Renesmee is happy with her life everything should start going well... Until she has to move! The Cullens decide it's time to leave Forks and start a new life in Northern Ireland. Even though no one has heard of where that is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,757 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Feeling' by megzeeeh.lol.uk reviews
When Sora achieves a strange feeling for Riku, how will they act towars each other? RandR!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Back to School by Searching-For-My-Reason reviews
For the first time since being turned Bella and the Cullens are heading back to highschool, this time in Haines Alaska and with a nervous Renesmee in tow. As well as three werewolves, two of which are unwilling to go back to school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Family Vacation Disney Style by AlexPayne reviews
The Cullen Family decide to give Renesmee a memorable childhood experience...a trip to Walt Disney World. How do 8 and 1/2 vampires have fun in Disney? and what do Mike and Jessica have to do with anything? Read and Review please! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
My Chemical Romance by Chantalle Cassidy reviews
Jasper changes a dying Gerard Way and becomes a member of My Chemical Romance. Just randomness
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jasper
Character Faceoff by Mrs.Cullen2be reviews
My reasons why we love the twilight characters! Chapters up comparing why Edward's better than jacob, why Jacob's better than Edward, Why Emmett's better than Jasper, and Jasper's better than Emmett, comparing Bella/Tanya, Edward/Mike, and MORE! Hilarious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
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Chocolate Eyes reviews
When Renesmee's growth rate slows down for a while, the Cullen's decide to put her in school. Which Cullen is reluctant for her to go? How will Jacob react? This was going to be a one-shot but because it's quite long I'm thinking of turning it into a full length story! R&R...no flames! Rated K but it's Kplus for later chapters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Bruno's Diary reviews
After Bruno deneys knowing Shmuel he writes a diary entry. English project, one shot!
Boy in the Striped Pyjamas - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
What If? reviews
Just a drabble poem on 'What If' certain things in the Twilight Saga nevr happened. R&R XX
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Time An Internet Spectacular reviews
What if the Cullen's started a youtube sensation. Will Jasper think he's Beyonce? Will Emmett crash a plane into Esme's garden? Will Alice go on a quest to find Cedric Diggory? All is revealed in...CULLEN TIME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Alice, Emmett
Picking up the Pieces reviews
Jacob's fed up with picking up the pieces of Bella and Edward's past relationship. SET IN NEW MOON. Songfic based on Paloma Faith's Picking Up The Pieces!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
One Last Breath reviews
Just a oneshot based on Renesmee and Jacob hunting. Sad. Should I write an epilouge?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sweeney Cullen reviews
Carlisle Cullen rescues Judge Turpin, although it turns to be a fail. Who else will become his companion from our Sweeney Todd cast? and will a new Cullen be adopted too? Review for more! Cover made by me and signed by wicked-freakin-witch aka Robyn. ON HOLD!
Crossover - Twilight & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Carlisle, Johanna B.
Sadistic Dreams reviews
Just a one-shot on Clove and Cato before the games...How cliche! Second HG fic...R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Capitol Child The Avox Girl reviews
A little poem about the Avox Girl. My first Hunger Games fic AND my first poem! ACHIEVEMENT! :D R&R for a cookie!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Avox girl - Complete
Dear Dumb Diary of the undead reviews
This is being removed and re-written!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Vampires on the Net reviews
Alice makes a chatroom website, with some funny episodes. Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
Princess Renesmee reviews
Alice decides to throw Nessie a princess party, with cosy tumes included. It may have been done before! Slightly OOC in later chapters
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie