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If you don't believe in yourself and your story, no one else will - T.J. Perkins

I guess I believed enough to finish Nanowrimo :)

I absolutely love writing and will never stop.

I also love drawing.

I've already filled up 5 sketchbooks with my drawings. Now I'm working on my sixth that I will fill with character ideas and drawings of the like.

You can find me on deviantArt:


My brother's on fanfiction. He's Zanzetkuken the Great. Go stalk him!


Also, I have decided to rewrite my story Before the Fires of Dawn, so check that out when I rewrite it. At some point. (I've got lots of ideas but not enough time to do all the lovely nothings I love :P)

Because I have self-diagnosed ADD, I've been thinking and developing (at least in my head) new fanfics to write, such as the ones below:

Elderscrolls V:

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After being taken from his present to be sent into the past just to be sent into a further future then brought back to the past to be sent back into the present, the strong and mostly silent Khajiit Natabe must fight off dragons with the aid of Dwarves from the past and technology from the future.

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The Dragonborn is new here in the Modern Tamriel high school. Not only will he have to deal with a rebellious teen named Ulfric and a stubborn principal named Tullius, but the notorious gang leader of the Dragons: Alduin. And all he wants to do was listen to the music of his favorite band, Dark Brotherhood.

The Dragonborn has special, shape-shifting powers.

Uncommon Affection (One-Shot)
The Dragonborn has fallen in love with quite a different character

Elderscrolls IV:

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Identical twin Argonians, Seize-the-Life and Sees-the-Light, live in contrast worlds. Seize is a playboy, mastermind, and rules the Arena as the Grand Champion. Sees is a monk living with the Knights of the Nine as their leader after retiring from his dark past. Together, these two bickering siblings along with their mandatory overseer, Sings-with-Sirens, must protect the Empire from the Gates of Oblivion.


The Rulers (Writing has commenced)

Five different planes: The Nether, The Void, The Overworld, The Stars, and The End. Each has a different Ruler. Scarletta, an aging soldier for the company known as Nefix, delves into the history books to find out more about the fight against the Rulers. And if they're actually coming back to life.

Just thought I'd let you know about what stories may be in store for you.

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Runaway With My Heart by AshleighAishwarya reviews
Kayleigh Leanne returns to her home, Skyrim, after 13 years and she's to deal with Dragons and the Imperials. As she gets closer with dealing her horrid past, maybe a certain Stormcloak might be able to help her with it. A story of strength, trust, commitment, love and family. Main, Daedric, and Stormcloak Quests, and post-Skyrim. (CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, NOW AT CHAP 5)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 201,322 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath, Molag Bal, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Fat Dragon by coldgravy reviews
A Skyrim-themed homage to Fat Albert; follows the exploits of a massive, friendly dragon and his oddball companions, which include two future soldiers, a midget and a tubby, food-obssessive vampire. This fanfiction contains mature content, which includes strong language used, sexual content, fetishes, and vore. Pretty crazy, huh? Just attempt reading it; it'll sort of make sense.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 132,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Ulfric Stormcloak, Serana, Valerica, OC
A Study in Skyrim - SherlockSkyrim Crossover by TheCoatedShade reviews
After John is thrown in prison for attempted theft, he meets a mysterious man named Sherlock. Not only is Sherlock very powerful, but he has a deadly secret, which keeps him from venturing into the real world.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The 51st Games by SenseandCommon reviews
Dean, Castiel, and Sam are all tributes in the 51st Annual Hunger Games. Each from different districts, they all share one common goal: the need to take the title of last man standing. Who will be the victor, and how will the less fortunate tributes meet their maker?
Crossover - Supernatural & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,999 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Dean W.
Tight Stitches by Hoehomi-Chan reviews
Everyone knows that Sable and Tom Nook have been diving in and out of a relationship all of their lives. Once Tom returns from the city after six years, and an exhilirating night ensues, Sable discovers not long after that she's pregnant. But Tom doesn't want a baby; and bluntly rejects her. How can Sable cope? Will she pull herself together in time for her baby? Without Tom...?
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,612 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sable, Tom Nook - Complete
A Slender Situation by littlefallenseraph reviews
When on a hunt for a previously undiscovered monster, Sam and Dean find themselves shot into the popular video game, Minecraft. Written for fun by my boyfriend. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Supernatural & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Dean W., Gabriel, Sam W., Charlie B.
The Adventures of Lydia by TheFantasyNerd reviews
The Dragonborn has come. Only problem? She's a bipolar, insane Argonian who tends to run while her companion fights. This is the story of Skyrim, from Lydia's point of view. T for lots of stabbing, rampages, and Shouting at chickens.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012
Sheogorath Ways to Seduce a Woman by Ausar The Vile reviews
Sheogorath was falling in love! With who? You guess it! And this fanfic tells about what Sheogorath do to win her heart! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Sheogorath, Nocturnal] - Complete
To Drink Jorrvaskr Dry by girlfromgraz reviews
The evening after the battle over Whiterun, the entire city meets in the Bannered Mare to forget the events of the day. Among them are Aela, Farkas, Vilkas, and Falka of the Companions, and many kegs of beer. Complete with toasts to dead heroes, singing, dancing, flirting, fighting, and lots and lots of beer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Sherlockcraft by noodlearms00 reviews
Pretty much a crackfic I came up with while on a sugar high. What would the Tv show Sherlock be like in the Minecraft universe?
Crossover - Sherlock & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Requiem of a Miner: The Coming of Herobrine by ecopper12 reviews
Is Herobrine real? I personally didn't believe so, until just recently... AN: The story ends abruptly for a reason. Draw your own conclusions!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
Red vs Blue and the Order of the Phoenix by Until We Have Faces reviews
"Wha—?" Church looked up and saw a huge train with the words 'Hogwarts Express' written on the side. He shook off Caboose's arm and stood staring at the train."Caboose," He spoke slowly, "What in the hell did you do?" MAJOR HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
Letters Twilight Sparkle Hopefully Never Sends by LZ0291 reviews
A short collection of letters that, in spite of the title, unfortunately were sent...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Red vs Blue: Stories From The Gulch by The Mad Maiden reviews
A collection of one shots for the fanfic100 challenge I'm doing for the claim, Tex/Church. Will include het, slash, AU and just general craziness.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison - Complete
The Parody of the Hunger Games by imawesomerthanyou16 reviews
A Hunger Games Parody. What else is there to say?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Katniss E.
Hunger Games Parody by jenna2468 reviews
Read at your own risk!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,264 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Katniss E., Prim E.
50 Battle Crys I am not allowed to use by uNDYINGSILENCE reviews
...before going into the Great Gate of Bruma....
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes go to Hogwarts by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes are invited to Hogwarts. One can guess the destruction that's about to be caused. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Triassic Park: Into the Past by Swing123 reviews
When Calvin improves the Time Machine, he and Hobbes try to go back in time to study Dinosaurs. but the Dinos just see Calvin and Hobbes as their next supper. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,081 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete