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my name isn't gretta and i actually hate klaine and kurtbastian

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4075 - Favs: 5,617 - Follows: 3,829 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Just Let Me Look A Little Longer by MintSauce reviews
Maybe this was all just a dream, maybe it wasn't. Either way, Mickey just wanted to look at him a little longer.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
So Much Worse by MintSauce reviews
The one where Mandy knows, but she never knew how deep it went. Part of my, All The Way Mandy Finds Out series.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M. - Complete
We Broke Up 20 Minutes After We Met by kurtaveclarcenciel reviews
Kurt was the one Sebastian broke up 20 minutes after they met in Scandals. What happen when Sebastian came beck to Lima?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Our Love Is A Car Crash And I've Cut The Brakes by MintSauce reviews
Mickey's too fucking high for this shit, or maybe he isn't high enough. Either way words are coming out of his mouth and he thanks fuck that Gallagher's asleep! Prompt-fill for devictor23 Rated T for drug use and Mickey's lovely language.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Just For the Night by till.the.tears.stop.falling reviews
Kurt Hummel is living alone in NYC, trying to balance schoolwork and a very minor role on Broadway. After a night of heavy drinking, he invites a stranger to spend the night in his apartment. Little does he know, his life will never be the same. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,361 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
If You Start Me Up I'll Never Stop by flipmeforward reviews
Teacher!Sebastian teaches innocent!student!Kurt how to masturbate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
State of grace by flipmeforward reviews
This is the state of grace, this is the worth while fight, love is a ruthless game, unless you play it good and right
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
You're the storm that I believe in by flipmeforward reviews
Cuddling and kissing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Perception is the Deception by eloquentfever reviews
In a new government system, males with high potential are ripped apart from their homes, taken to the service centre to train. Kurt Hummel is a centre programmer that is being forcibly made to break into Sebastian Smythe's mind and destroy his most precious memories to turn him into a monster for the Elite's army. Except things are not what they seem…at all. Long oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
I'll Paint This Town Red and Blue by Bamfderson reviews
Sebastian feels a bit too offended when Kurt describes Spiderman as "some ridiculous guy who runs around in spandex". A series of oneshots surrounding Spiderman!Sebastian. Go on, you know you want it.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
Scarfs, not Bowties by MidnightAlabasterRose reviews
Sebastian liked Blaine at first.But then he saw Blaine's boyfriend,the fablous Kurt Hummel, and he changes his mind. He has a new target now.And Blaine doesn't like Sebastian flirting with his boyfriend.He doesn't like it at all.Jealous,Possessive Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a senior in high school, on the football team, gay, and tired of keeping all these secrets. When he can't take it anymore, he starts writing love letters to Kurt, an openly gay student and his best friends step-brother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,353 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Syrup and Honey by LauGS reviews
AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel is 25 years old when he finds himself being the owner of the bakery he had been dreaming about his whole life, just in time to sweeten up Blaine Anderson's days.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,555 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
A Twist In Our Story by MidnightxAngel reviews
Based after 3x05 The First Time - What happens when Finn and Rachel get some life changing news? In nine months their lives will change forever. What will they do? How can Rachel get to New York now?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,252 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B.
My Life is Lived For You by samsmythe118 reviews
Kurt just started at Dalton only to meet Blaine Anderson who can be an asshole and a sweetheart. Can Kurt fight his urges and can Blaine afford not to ruin everything?My first fic! A bit of Badboy!Blaine.Formally named Rumor Has It
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,354 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Under Oath by poisonivy231 reviews
In a dystopian society, homosexuals are forced to marry at 18 and consummate the marriage within 24 hours. With no choice in who their partner is, Kurt and Blaine meet and are married at their wedding. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Straight by liz-loz reviews
It's the annual crash-someone's-house-with-a-keg Junior party. Blaine is ready to have a good time. As a straight guy though - the 'good time' he experiences is not what he intended...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,058 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's a Deal by nellie12 reviews
Kurt is a Cheerio who's having a little problem passing Chemistry. Thankfully, his tutor Blaine knows what he's doing... and Kurt realizes that they can both help each other along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Artsy Detention by nellie12 reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Badboy!Blaine have a little unintentional fun with paint in detention.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
From Paris to Ohio by MrsNovak reviews
Sebastian wasn't supposed to start crying into his Courvoisier latte. Kurt Hummel wasn't supposed to see him. Sebastian wasn't supposed to use the Porcelain-Pretty-Boy as a therapist. And he sure as hell wasn't supposed to fall in love. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
30 Days in Italy by crissc0lfer reviews
Chris is traveling around the world trying to find love, and he lands in Italy, where he meets Darren, an Italian boy. CrissColfer AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012
Just A Kiss by Ittlebitz reviews
Kurt and Rachel have been best friends since Rachel, her half brother Blaine, and her Dads moved in down the street from Kurt. When Kurt gets a mysterious kiss backstage after a performance, he and Rachel are determined to discover who Kurt's admirer is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,862 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fills My Head by dorkyduck09 reviews
Blaine is the biggest nerd and most invisible student at McKinley. He lives life from a distance, preferring to stay up in his head. Recently, though, his head is filled with thoughts of Kurt Hummel, the boy he'll never gather the courage to speak to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,636 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For the Love of Shoes! by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a women's shoe salesman in a department store in New York City. According to his best friend Santana, he has absolutely "no game." But will Kurt, an employee working in the perfume and make-up department downstairs, like him anyway? Very AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
To Sir, With Love by coffeecupsandgardenias reviews
Professor Blaine Anderson needs to loosen up a little. Graduating senior Kurt Hummel may be just what he needs.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12330 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somtimes Things Change by warblingaway reviews
Kurt holds his tongue after Misery, not telling Blaine about his raging jealousy. He doesn't say what he's really thinking, which involves some clever line about Blaine and the Pips, not realizing how much this decision will change his life. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
50 Facts About Kurt Hummel by clonedmemories reviews
It's fifty facts about Kurt Hummel. Fifty facts. That's all. Isn't it?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Little on the Lonely Side by DonJohn23 reviews
AU - Nicky Duval is a lonely little boy, picked on at school and without any brothers or sisters to play with at home. What he really needs is a friend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,923 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
A Political Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lie to Me by Luna-is-Loony reviews
Everybody knows that you shouldn't fall in love with your best friend, but sometimes you can't help it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Kiss Me Quick by E. M. Zeray reviews
AKA: The Five Times Jeff and Nick Kissed When They Weren't Dating...and the First Time They Kissed When They Were. If that makes any sense. Jeff/Nick. Fluff and kisses.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
We Can Dance Until We Die by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Took Him Long Enough by Nixxx852 reviews
Ever since Teenage Dream, Wes had been sure that Kurt and Blaine would get together. And after what felt like forever, Blaine finally realized his feelings for Kurt. It took him long enough.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Karofsky & Kurt. How far will David Karofsky go to protect his Dirty Little Secret? My first ever fan-fic. Rated M. Reviews please? :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete