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Joined 03-08-03, id: 353639
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Philadelphia.

I am a collector of names but have found none over the years that fits quite like my own. As such, I feel a bit like a hermit crab online, and exchange names with frequent regularity. My real one begins with a "C" and the first person to guess it can have...well...something good! A LOTR fan reeled in by the films, a lover of all things C. S. Lewis, and Kenobi enthusiast, who recently #cough# not even three months ago #cough# discovered the indescribable joy of Harry Potter (took me long enough, didn't it?).

Currently working on:

HP Fanfic involving James' & Snape's first meeting (with a bit of Sirius and maybe some Remus, too, for good measure)

Something Too Enormous (And Most Likely Too Challenging Of An Undertaking) To Currently Name

Something involving Finduilas (LOTR)

Succeeding In Real Life.

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2 Corinthians 5:7 ~ By FAITH, not sight.

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Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cruciatus by Noldo reviews
AU. No one knew, and no one guessed, what Peter kept suppressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Where Laughter Dies by Noldo reviews
During the Christmas holidays, Sirius Black runs away from home and will not return for twenty years. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
A Minor Pothole on the Road to Revolution by squelchything reviews
Hermione and Ron talk about S.P.E.W. and the houseelves, and both of them learn a few things. Set early in their sixth year. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Mortal's Dilemma by Author Gal reviews
Boromir is brought back to life halfway through a game of poker – will Faramir let him die again, and why does Veil claim to be the true heir to Gondor’s throne? Aragorn is confused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Rantings Of A Harassed Advisor by Noldo reviews
Erestor has a diary, and Glorfindel features prominently in it, usually not in a very flattering light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Glorfindel
Aximili's Headache by Blue Dragon reviews
Aximili is living his worst nightmare: he's a voluntary controller. And for the sake of his Yeerk, he's wading willingly through his own lies, his own treachery, and towards his own damnation. [during 54]
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,751 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/7/2001 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Personal Life of a Jedi by ewankenobi2002 reviews
**COMPLETE** The title pretty much explains itself. Does a Jedi have a personal life?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Corny Romance by The Potterettes reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a force darker than evil threatened Star Wars fans worldwide. It was the corny romance, and could be fatal. The answer? A hunky Obi-Wan, a seriously cynical Padme, and an Anakin who can't spell his name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 8/15/2002
Motherless by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Prince Imrahil's family struggles to deal with the loss of their mother. Written in response to the Mother's Day Challenge on HASA. Angst and cuteness in weird proximity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
How Anakin Brought Balance Again by squelchything reviews
How did Anakin REALLY bring balance to the Force? Read this to find out! WARNING: If you are a fan of the EU or Mara Jade, I don't recommend you read this fic, as it makes fun of both.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Wanna Bet? by geminigrrl reviews
Legolas has returned to Mirkwood after his travels with the Fellowship. He realizes he wants to experience the kind of love Arwen and Aragorn share. Can a friendly wager help him find someone?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,272 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Alagos a Elin by Elenwen reviews
Erestor romance, spanning Third Age 1404-1434. Forbidden love brings Rivendell to the brink of war and another Kinslaying... Chapter 5 uploaded.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Elrond
The Fun in Fundraising by Faye Dartmouth reviews
How exactly do the Jedi afford all those nifty gadgets?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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No More reviews
A poem from Andrew Beckett's view. "I wish I could lose myself in these books, stacked castle walls around me..." Entry for Qoheleth's AFI Challenge.
Philadelphia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2005
Small Offerings reviews
Even the smallest offering may yet yield the greatest rewards.' A story from three perspectives. A Gondorian Guard, a seemingly fearless OC, and the Steward. Aragorn, Gandalf and Bergil make a appearance, too.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Lord of the Rings, Drabbled reviews
A collection of drabbles, book-verse, movie-verse, 1st person, 3rd person, angsty, hopeful, joyous, sad, various and assorted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004
Blind reviews
Based on two vital words from the hand of Tolkien during Denethor's last great debate. "He wavered." [Rated PG for thematic elements. Book-verse, Denethor POV, a vignette.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
The Great Middle Earth Game Show reviews
The Great Middle earth Game Show, brought to you by all your favorite LotR characters. The After Party is in the works...but on slight hold at the moment.Rated PG just to be safe. :D [Also cowritten with my lovely sister, Dene4]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
Fallaciously Framed! reviews
CHAPTER 5 UP! A nineyear old Boromir is causing mischief and mayhem when his history lesson proves to be too boring... A little bit of lighthearted fun. Not to be taken too seriously. : COMPLETE [Cowritten with my lovely sister, Dene4]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
By the Sea reviews
Faramir remembers the sea and the mother he misses... Rated PG for thematic elements and just to be on the safe side. EDITED & REPOSTED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
What I Would reviews
A tale of Faramir & Eowyn (WIP) Any suggestions are greatly appreciated and will be returned where possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
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