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Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Philadelphia. 03.Feb.2019: Yes, I'm planning on finishing my WIPs! Yes, I am bad at actually making time to write. But I really am working on them, I swear. :P I am planning to move my stories over to AO3 exclusively, and as I polish them up, I'll be moving them there and deleting them here. And of course, I'm always geeking out over on my tumblr! And I always love to make new fandom friends, so feel free to reach out if you feel so inclined. :D |
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The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn by Voldie on Varsity Track reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Concluding Negotiations by Erestor reviews
What led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn’s thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
A Mortal's Dilemma by Author Gal reviews
Boromir is brought back to life halfway through a game of poker – will Faramir let him die again, and why does Veil claim to be the true heir to Gondor’s throne? Aragorn is confused.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Aximili's Headache by Blue Dragon reviews
Aximili is living his worst nightmare: he's a voluntary controller. And for the sake of his Yeerk, he's wading willingly through his own lies, his own treachery, and towards his own damnation. [during 54]
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,751 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/7/2001 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
How Anakin Brought Balance Again by squelchything reviews
How did Anakin REALLY bring balance to the Force? Read this to find out! WARNING: If you are a fan of the EU or Mara Jade, I don't recommend you read this fic, as it makes fun of both.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Wanna Bet? by geminigrrl reviews
Legolas has returned to Mirkwood after his travels with the Fellowship. He realizes he wants to experience the kind of love Arwen and Aragorn share. Can a friendly wager help him find someone?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 74,272 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Fun in Fundraising by Faye Dartmouth reviews
How exactly do the Jedi afford all those nifty gadgets?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/19/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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No More reviews
A poem from Andrew Beckett's view. "I wish I could lose myself in these books, stacked castle walls around me..." Entry for Qoheleth's AFI Challenge.
Philadelphia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2005
Lord of the Rings, Drabbled reviews
A collection of drabbles, book-verse, movie-verse, 1st person, 3rd person, angsty, hopeful, joyous, sad, various and assorted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004
Blind reviews
Based on two vital words from the hand of Tolkien during Denethor's last great debate. "He wavered."
[Rated PG for thematic elements. Book-verse, Denethor POV, a vignette.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
The Great Middle Earth Game Show reviews
The Great Middle earth Game Show, brought to you by all your favorite LotR characters. The After Party is in the works...but on slight hold at the moment.Rated PG just to be safe. :D [Also cowritten with my lovely sister, Dene4]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
Fallaciously Framed! reviews
CHAPTER 5 UP! A nineyear old Boromir is causing mischief and mayhem when his history lesson proves to be too boring... A little bit of lighthearted fun. Not to be taken too seriously. : COMPLETE [Cowritten with my lovely sister, Dene4]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
By the Sea reviews
Faramir remembers the sea and the mother he misses... Rated PG for thematic elements and just to be on the safe side. EDITED & REPOSTED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
What I Would reviews
A tale of Faramir & Eowyn (WIP) Any suggestions are greatly appreciated and will be returned where possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn