Ash Vault Rose Garden
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Joined 03-08-03, id: 353656
Author has written 1 story for Fairy Tales.

Hello, Hello. Ash here, welcome to my little page where I rant about myself for a while.

As you can already see, I've yet to upload many things and display them. I bet you're asking why, eh? WELL! Many years ago- I did have quite a few little... 'stories' ... +Coughs+ ( they were crap) uploaded.. I thought they were grand!.. And then I read them.

Needless to say, these "Stories" have been deleted from the face of the Earth, never to return ( It's for the better really.)

As for the reason why I've not uploaded anything else... Well- I've not had any real good ideas as of late... Tis a shame..

Anyway. Those are the reasons as of why I've nothing uploaded upon this site.

To the Bio part of this little profile type thing...

I'm 18, have been on Fanfiction since I was about 11, and I've read almost every good Harry Potter romance/comedy, parody, comedy, a very few ' The Crow" Fics ( Because I'm afraid that people are going to destroy my favorite movie by twisting it and turning it into something dreadful... and I don't want to read anything that tweaks James O'Barr's masterpiece.) and I believe... One " V for Vendetta" Fic.

Anything that is Paranormal, intregues me, and as you have mostlikely seen by now... I'm horrible at spelling... So I beg your forgiveness while I butcher the English Language.

At the moment, I reside in a small city in New York where it's quite boring, and you're liable to see clones walking around town because none of the people here have the ability to think differently than anyone else. You know, thinking about it, they'd all fit in well with the Borg... they don't think on their own, they don't act on their own, and quite frankly- they don't have their own sence of self... it's all the collective speaking. +sighs+ when will people learn to be themselves?! As the saying goes " We forfeit three fourths of ourselves in order to be like someone else"

Anyway, In the category of music, I enjoy Jazz, Swing, Metal, Death Metal, Goth Metal, Rock, and Alternative Rock. Everything else... usually makes me sick to my stomach...

As far as education goes, I have indeed graduated High School, and I'm going to start College in the fall, which I can't wait for because I love to learn new things... Yes, if you hadn't caught the Star Trek referance before, you should realize that I fit into the category of a nerd... And I'm damn proud of it.

Anything else that you'd like to know about me, I suggest that you message me, Via the little message button you should see above this little box-type-thingy.

Other than that, I've nothing to add... Possibly I may change my Pen Name soon though... " Ash Vault Rose Garden" seems a tad bit silly to have at my age. +giggles+ In any case.

Salutations, and all that jazz.

~ Regaurds

Ash

Here is a link to my Deviant Art page. Feel free to click and check it out.

Edit: I have finally added a story. Mainly, I'm just looking for some feed back on how to make it better, so any ideas that you have- feel free to leave them in a review. Thankyou.

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Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
See Snape See Snape Run Run, Snape, Run by ExpectedAberrance reviews
Sequel to 'Here Comes the Snake.' Hogwarts welcomes an ... addition ... to the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
A Simple Kiss by Malfoy vs Potter reviews
Draco's dared, what is he dared? Who knew a simple dare to kiss your arch rival could lead to something so much more. HP 6 & 7 never happened! WARNING: Boy/Boy pairing, angst, language, abuse, rape, mental abuse, suicide attempts! Read and Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,798 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6761 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Curses to Coffee by oy vey reviews
After a long nights patrolling and coffee intake, all Tonks needs is to be hit with a spell banned during World War 2 for its effects on highly caffeinated blood... NTSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,901 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
James and Co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
James, Lily, and Sirius return temporarily from the dead to write a Marauders' Era Fanfiction about themselves. Lupin helps, too. Chaos ensues. All meant in good fun, though, so please no one take offense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
And I Owe it All to My Stomach by sum nox reviews
Harry and Draco accidently preform an ancient marriage ritual and are now betrothed to one another. (or are they)and Voldemort is slightly more insane than in the books! HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Ramblings of the Quidditch Queen of England by kidarock reviews
The title says it all! Rolanda Hooch and her many thoughts all into one diary! R&R RHSS eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., R. Hooch
The Mad Things Girls do: Translated for Boys by Sarcasma reviews
This is it! Hermione Granger has written the guide that all boys should read! (with special commentary for the girls) Please read and review... oh and boys... maybe you can take a few things away from this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Tales Just Aren't For Me by Tamaran Girl reviews
Adena doesn't believe in fairy tales or love at first sight. They both just don’t happen in real life! Beauty is only skin deep. It matters what’s on the inside, not the outside. But what happens when the prince falls in love with her? R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,313 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004
Harry Potter and the Magical Muffin Mischief by LuciusLoversandSnapeSnoggers reviews
Harry and co. embark on yet another 'magical' adventure. Draco's baking muffins, Hermione has cancer, Blaise is slightly scary, and Dumbledore might be a little too inappropriate. Ron...yeah. The 'magical' muffin mischief will seduce you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,507 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Random, Crazy, Insane Tales of the Dark Lord by modernxxmyth reviews
Full title: The Random, Crazy, Completely Insane Tales of the Dark Lord, Voldemort. What happenes when Voldemort is cast into the muggle society for six months, with no magic? He goes insane, of course! Incorporates Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
When No One Hears by mintaminta reviews
Draco finds Harry during the early summer months in the saddest of positions, and something inside him changes forever. SLASH! T to start, M rating in later chaps. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,362 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
La Petite Rouge by Unrepentant Geraldines reviews
What creature could be so dark and deadly? Some say a wolf stalked the children in the wood, but they lied... For something WAS waiting in the woods, and in this case, the truth was much more frightening than fiction...
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
How Ronald Weasley Finally Got Some Sort of Groove by Confused Yellow Stallion reviews
Complete! Ron: Hermione, I was hoping you could help me get my groove back. Hermione: Ron, you never had a groove.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Piper's Rose by loving-life reviews
The tale of Beauty and the Beast with a few twists, or at least I hope they're twists. A combination of multiple retellings with a dash of my own. Gasp! Does that look like a CHAPTER 18!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax reviews
Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,716 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Laws of Love by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Six years after Graduation, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Charlie, Fred and George return to Hogwarts at Dumbledore's request. They must stay to save the school, but that will mean submitting to the new Marriage Law passed by the Ministry. HGSS, CWOC, and HPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,992 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Day The Tomatoes Attacked by Tamaran Girl reviews
Hey there! My name’s Adena Maria and you know what? Old women scare me. You know why? Because you think they’re all sweet and whatnot but the next second, they chuck a tomato at you. Sigh. Tragic, isn’t it? preFairy Tales Just Aren’t For Me Oneshot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Behind the Scenes by neopyro reviews
A humorous rendition of what the Harry Potter cast is doing when not being forced to live out the dirty fantasies of fangirls. Flames wanted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Love, Life and Sugar Highs! by buckbeakbabie reviews
Marauders, pranks, Beatles, romance and male owls called Mary! What else could you possibly ask for? LilyJames, Sirius, etc. The story of their seventh year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,253 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Severus Snape's Search for a Sweetheart by sallene reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has Snape put a dating ad in Witch Weekly? What gossip will follow after he streaks the halls of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Severus S.
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Other Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Project Wired by skrsmile reviews
How will everyone react to finding a fanfiction site?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G.
The Lady and the Lion by Marauders Chick reviews
Because of a panicked bargain by her father, 15 year old Belle is forced to leave her home and her family to live forever in a strange castle. She quickly finds herself amongst a court of lions...at least, that's what they are by day...Chapter 15 up!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,242 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Luscious by Meowiegirl reviews
Something odd has happened to Lucius Malfoy, and no one will stop staring... Very short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Veela Must Die Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
I suddenly and without warning realize I love you! by SoLungFish reviews
Cop-Out: n. the act of getting out of a previous storyline through acts such as a)going back in time, b)dream sequence, and c)magic memory charms Ex. Stories in which Hermione is pursued by her non-existant lesbian step-sister and dyes her blonde hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Against Our Master's Bonds by Roses of the Storm reviews
AU. Draco and Harry are both slaves of pleasure, but when they begin to fall for each other will they be able to escape a cruel master and a shunning society?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Kiss of the Dragon by Mireille DeMaupassant reviews
I'm crap at writing these things...Harry's got a secret. He's found love and its name is The Dragon. But little does he know, the Dragon has a secret of his own...Please read and review, and to all the people who already have, thank you so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless World of Cliches by Operatic reviews
A suiting end to Harry Potter. WARNING: Complete sillines!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
The VERY Secret Diary OF Lucius Malfoy by MrS-SiRiUs-BlAck reviews
It's Lucius' Diary, discovered by a very bored Draco, not funny yet, rated to be safe later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Lola by LonelyNoMore reviews
Song fic. This is a parody of the song Lola by The Kinks. It explores the true nature of the song...our favorite transvestite! Don't like, don't read! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Percy W., Severus S.
Sam I Am , Death Eater Style by Araythea reviews
Snape meets Sam I Am. A little crack!fic written for the Crossover challenge on crackifiedhp on LJ.com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Severus S.
Harry Potter: Total Spoof! by GuLaBjAmUnCuLt reviews
This is, in theory, Harry's 6th year. But you wouldn't notice nor care once you get a taste of the spoof that rocked some crazy fans' worlds, from LotR to PotC, writers contradicting one another, utter nonsense, yet a miraculously perfect ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Woes of Mrs Weasley by Pintsize reviews
It's a little snippet from The Woes of Mrs Weasley Chapter in Order of the Phoenix from the perspective of Molly Weasley. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Molly W. - Complete
How and why writers lose their minds by Koryan'shea reviews
Quite fascinating, it is. Why they minds lose, that is. Look for answers here in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
“My Goodness, Is Your Hair ALWAYS That Oily?” by pottergothotter110 reviews
Ron's parents are away for the night, and the gang decide to watch The Ring. However, later that night when Samara appears, it doesn't exactly go as expected. This is kind of like a crossover between The Ring and Harry Potter. A very random one-shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Reshima Skynight reviews
Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fairly Odd Parents Goes Anime! by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
The cast of FOP turns into anime! How will they react? Complete
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,021 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Beau and the Witch by Lulai reviews
This is a story about what would happen if Beauty and the Beast got switched. A princess is cursed and a young man has to save her, even if he doesn't know it. Oh, and they have to watch out for her evil sister. IT IS FINISHED! Chapter 16.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,683 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004
Hey, Where Are The Kangaroos? by Silver Sparklze reviews
When Voldemort starts to wonder why Ginny Weasley managed to escape him so long ago, not only are Harry and his friends in danger, the rest of Hogwarts is too. So Dumbledore hatches a brilliant plan to send Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys to Oz...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Extremely Bizarre Events by amberthefool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Written whilst on coffee at 3 in the morning, mostly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beauty and the Beast in 30 Seconds by Nefertiri's Handmaiden reviews
Beauty and the Beast: One of the world's favorite classic Fairy Tales. Not any more!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2004
That’s WIZARD to you! by Kaitourei reviews
Poor, Blaise Zabini, no one knows whether he’s a she or not? Boy!Blaise battles an onslaught of horny Slytherins; gallant Gryffindors; and rumors of an Astronomy tower escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Blaise Z.
What's A Fandom Girl To Do? by Evil TwinsGryff Pel reviews
So what's it like being shipped every which way in the Harry Potter fandom? The ladies will tell it all: the good, the bad, and the very, very ugly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2004 - N. Tonks, Ginny W.
The Snoggarts by Silverhill reviews
Hogwarts these days is filled with beautiful girls. Who are they? And what are snoggarts? Well... you'll see. (Mary Sue parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
These Emotions by finalgoodbye reviews
Raven seems to never show emotion, but one day one of her friends' words gets to her...literally. Raven wakes up feeling new and everything is ok at first, but what will happen when her REAL emotions start to a shine through? slight BBrav.. New Rav pic
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004
Severus' Very Bad Day by juxtaposed reviews
Response to a challenge: OOC Severus. Severus is having a very. bad. day. And he's acting a little...different. Rated for language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Draco! by Dracorum1 reviews
Poor Draco has never had a birthday party.Well, his Slytherin housemates find out and decide to give him a party he'll never forget.Trick presents,singing,hugs(by Crabbe and Goyle) and general wakiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Draco M.
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
The Other Saga by soulful-sin reviews
AU. The Fairly Odd Family thought that their troubles with a certain wish were over. How wrong they were...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Oh Bloody Hell... by Tropical Flavored Yama reviews
Draco Malfoy is turned into... into... a... a... Oh! I can't say! Let's just say Draco is facing some MAJOR changes! Rated PG13 for slash hints, langauge and the fact a certain girl gets her period for the first time in the middle of it. *points to Draco*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Voldemorts top secret, very evil plans by OrlandoRoKsMYworld reviews
Voldie decides to wreck lily and james honeymoon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Voldemort
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Masquerade by nekohebi reviews
Rating is for language. This is strange. Be warned. Involves random marriage and international criminal organisations. And lots of randomness. Double figures, YAY! Chapter 10 is finally up! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Ginny W., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry starts his fifth year. Pranks, powers, dreams, OotP, visit to Godric's Hollow, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,292 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Crow: An Angels Tears by h0l1yw0od reviews
A life lost. Taken by his own hands. Pushed by someone elses. This is my first posting on FanFiction so *please R & R*.
Crow - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003
Concave Scream by Misfit Fallen Angel reviews
A poem inspired by a phrase from J.O'barr's the Crow. A personal piece as much as a piece of fanfiction from Eric's point of view.
Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2003
Playmate by Chainlinks reviews
Draco's best friend is a boy who lives in a diary. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crow: It's a Legend by TheNav reviews
*CHAP 8 up!!! thanx 4 da review! keep it up :)* Thank u very much for being patient with me. i'm terribly sorry for not writing this sooner. I was SO busy tht i cudnt find da time! also my mind wasnt in it! pls feel free to flame me and pls review!
Crow - Rated: K - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002
Calling of the Soul (Part One) by Livin Ded Gurl reviews
Instead of Eric being brought back, Shelly was, and she has to find justice in death.
Crow - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2002
Harry Got Run Over By a Reindeer by MonkeysayTooqua reviews
like the title says...Harry got run over by a reindeer...you do the math...pleas read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Goodbye by Shaz220885 reviews
Ive made a few tiny changes...A man says goodbye to his loved one only for her to come back. PLEASE R/R!! :))
Crow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2001
The Scent of Trouble by Caipora reviews
Now COMPLETE. Slash, smut, skin, oh my! A weekend away goes awry when Hermione uses spells from the Restricted Shelves of Hogwarts Library to make golems and enchanted perfume. Warning: Mature themes, juvenile humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 11/7/2001 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Princess the Pea and the Parachute reviews
The wonderful story of The Princess and the pea, tweaked to my own specs. Yes, i've taken a nice happy story and transformed it. Please read and review.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007
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