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Joined 12-17-11, id: 3536663, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
Author has written 10 stories for Morganville Vampires, Doctor Who, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Alice in Wonderland, and Sherlock.

K so I will tell you now that I LOVE vampires to the point where I have a notebook about all the different types somewhere so chances are that that is what my stuff is about. I think there is only one type of vampire book I don't like and I shall not even name it as it would defile my page... (Hint it was recently voted one of the worst films ever, and I have to agree)

Books I like: Morganville Vampires, Sookie Stackhouse, Dracula, Darren Shan, Otherwold series and I really could keep on going but it would take for ever and I have a report to write :P

'Bout me:
I'm 18,
I had two hamsters named Ben & Jerry,
I'm known as a chemo (emo/chav),
I come from ach-aye land (commonly known as Scotland),
I FAILED my Higher English exam,
I'm supposed to be doing accounting revision,
I'm short and have amazingly tiny feet (I'm only 1 size bigger than my sister and she's 9!!),
I need books like a normal person needs oxygen (no, really),
I love maths (I'm a total geek),
I have a tattoo,
and I'm not allowed to drive until I can either walk in a straight line or not walk into something every 10 metres.

And that's more than you ever wanted to know about me :P

Okay, so I have clearly established that I have no social life just by hanging around here for the last few days and by the fact I check my email every 2 seconds for updates.

I didn't realise how tiring it is to write this much (and I'm not doing all that much), I feel sorry for real writers :P

You can also find me here:
And on deviantart, just search my name, 'cause I'm awesome.

I was having a look at Lizzy0305's profile and saw that she had a link to a Harry Potter quiz thing, so me being the curious so-and-so I am, I took it, these are my results. (Just so you know, I burst out laughing so hard I was in tears.)

Albus Dumbledore thinks you are a very valuable member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Lord Voldemort hates you beyond belief.
Minerva McGonagall adores you and loves you like a daughter.
Severus Snape thinks you are a terrible student and an annoying little brat.
Rubeus Hagrid thinks you are a great student and a wonderful friend.
Horace Slughorn doesn't think of you much.
Sirius Black tries to avoid you but kind of enjoys the fact that you are in love with him.
Remus Lupin is madly in love with you and would do anything for you.
Bill Weasley acts like he's your friend but secretly dislikes you.
Lucius Malfoy thinks you're an idiot and would love to kill you.
Bellatrix Lestrange doesn't even know you exist.
Peter Pettigrew doesn't know you exist either.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Immortalis Cruor Elf (USA), Red-Hot Habanero (USA), Gaaralover2247 (USA), NarutoRox, Annie Bespoke (Scotland)

I am open to requests/ideas for one-shots and multi-chapters, I do not promise to do them all, only that I will take every suggestion into consideration. PM me if you have an idea.

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Ana in the Land of Hearts by Nuggs reviews
Anastasia Liddell has fallen down the strange hole in her mother's rose garden on her 16th birthday. In order to escape the odd realm of Wonderland, she must deal with a simple prophecy: every male character is in love with her. Follow Ana as she learns more about the meaning behind the prophecy, the corruption the seemingly magical Wonderland endures, and herself. (ONGOING STORY)
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 80 - Words: 232,200 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/5/2012
The Lost Child by TheWolf32 reviews
Amelie finds a baby girl on her doorstep one night and brings her in. She seems normal... or is she?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Amelie, Oliver
Walking Together by SailorChibi reviews
AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 103,322 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ghost hunt stories by Rei-baka reviews
SPR's cases when they are a little older , a little romance between characters .
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Fragile Web by sydneysages reviews
ClairexMyrnin. Problems occur every day, and it's just unfortunate that this one threatens Claire's life. All they have to do is find a dead man. How hard can it be? CLYRNIN /Now Finished
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,293 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Claire D., Myrnin
The La Mancha Stratagem by LANIKI reviews
Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Hero and the Doctor: Love in the Time of Monsters by SilverTortoise reviews
Part 4/4 of the TIME GIRL SERIES - Hero Smith and the Doctor are now expecting their first child, but there's no rest for the weary as Hero is plagued by bad dreams. What do these dreams mean, and why has Amy been feeling so sick lately? How will the Doctor be affected by Hero's pregnancy? OC/11th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
The Case of the Missing Will by Lizzy0305 reviews
SH&JW are asked to find a missing will so they travel far away from London.During the investigation they realize,the family has a lot more sceletons under the bed,they even have a murder to solve. but John also has his own feelings to deal with.S/J SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Conflicted by sydneysages reviews
"You lie awake at night, unable to sleep because of all the images running through your mind, and no matter how much you try and whisper, I love Shane in your mind, it isn't enough to dispel the other part of your heart, isn't enough to let you sleep." ClaireMyrnin, R&R.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Claire D., Myrnin - Complete
Myrnin & Claire's Kiss by charlotteburnside reviews
The first couple of paragraphs are actually from the book chapter 11 of Black Dawn . While reading, i thought that would have been the perfect moment for a kiss hahaa, so i wrote one in. Let me know what you think :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Myrnin, Claire D. - Complete
Darkness, Audible by fiesa reviews
In the space between waking and sleeping is only darkness. OneShot – Frau. Something's missing.
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Shell Shocked by NotSoSilentWallflower reviews
Following Reichenbach, John decides to return to therapy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bite Me? by ZoiPavi reviews
Myrnin is to find out if it's possible to fall in love with someone hundreds of years younger than himself. CLAIRE AND SHANE ARE NOT TOGETHER. He thinks of her as a little sister. Rated M just in case I decide to get a little steamy ;
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D.
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A kiss by squibblyquill reviews
Sarah gets to dreaming about Jareth and isn't really carefully about what she mumbles to herself. Jareth, ever ready, takes her up on her negligence and gives her a night to remember! Short. I do not own Labyrinth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Pranks for the Memories by TARDISgirl192 reviews
It all started with pink underwear...Rose and the Doctor get into a prank war and Jack gets caught in the middle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,940 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Only In Morganville by Snotty Mcgee reviews
Only in Morganville would an immortal vampire fall for a human. But what will Claire's reaction be when she finds out? - ClaireXMyrnin - :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,938 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D.
Clip Those Wings And Let Her Fall by sydneysages reviews
He's the devil, death immortalised, and she's a human angel. And all he wants is for her to be his forever. So why can't she be? Clyrnin. R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D. - Complete
Three Hearts And An Alice by Alice J. Nightshade reviews
Alice has returned, bringing along a friend who shares her love of the strange and mad. But when forces threaten her life, will she be able to keep her and her friends safe? And will the Hatter be able to tell her the truth, or be too late already?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 40,327 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 274 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Capt Jack Harkness by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS Unit! Jack/Ianto, Jack/Anyone
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
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The Miniature Moon reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a NASA scientist who has created a laser that will change the way moon samples are taken, only problem is he made a mistake and doesn't know it. So when John Watson claims that he has it wrong what happens?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013
Flying Paper reviews
Myrnin, Claire and Shane are in for a bit of trouble when a new girl moves to town. Especially when she's followed by her overprotective brothers. Can Amelie stop the oncoming war?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D.
The Doctor and his Psychic reviews
The Doctor comes across a most unusual person.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - 11th Doctor
Look, I come in miniature reviews
Sherlock gains a new apprentice, and all of a sudden things start to change, but is it for the better? Will be Johnlock, so changed the genre and rating a little bit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Scales reviews
John want's to know about one of Sherlock's special skills. One-shot thingy, sorry for the poopie description.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cinderella will go to the Ball reviews
When the Prince needs to find a partner he sends an invitation to all of the eligible people in the land. When Harry looks like an ideal suitor, John must stop them. Please review before you fav or follow, would like some constructive criticism too.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Andy in Wonderland reviews
Andy ran through the woods, adrenaline fuelling her and a smile on her face, when everything changed. Andrea Liddell ends up in a land where the grass smells of mint and she is expected to carry on where her grandmother left off. Only, she wants to find her friend Nate but she can't seem to get herself to leave.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Mad Hatter/Hatta
What happens in warehouses, stay in warehouses
When Valkyrie and Skulduggery get chased by vampires, they run to Ghastly for help. Contains mild language and some fluff.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Grim Adventures of Myrnin and Claire reviews
Myrnin goes on a little adventure. A one-shot piece
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Myrnin, Claire D.
Myrnin on Irn Bru reviews
Myrnin comes across the Scottish fizzy drink
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Myrnin, Claire D. - Complete