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Author has written 5 stories for Glee, and Junjō Romantica.

So yah, hi...I don't really know what to say...Anway, I'm klainerfangirl18 (that name was suggested by one of my friends...I'm the biggest klaine fangirl you'll ever meet so expect stories for Kurt and Blaine and LOTS of other things too...but not fincheal...never fincheal). I love to write and I'm very passionate about my interests and I'm kind of a Otaku. I'm a 15 year-old yaoi fangirl, so I will write stories for Gay couples (Deal with it.) I do write some M rated stories, but overall I just try to keep with T because I actually don't feel necessarily comfortable writing smut. And, uh, yah. I write whenever I'm inspired. I've been told I'm pretty good, but I don't quite see it. I do have a blog, thanks to my teacher's wonderful suggestions, and it's called Confessions of a Teenage Gleek, at teenagegleek.blogspot.com

Anway, so that's basically it... So here we go! :)

Let's start off with this:

Favorite Parings: (gay and straight...and Sorry, I'm kind of lacking on the couple name knowledge)

Glee: (and don't think I'm biased with the couple. These are just the one I LOVE. and I love Finn, just not Racheal. and I don't love them as a couple)

Klaine (Kurt x Blaine)
Tike (Tina x Mike)
Bartie ( Brittany x Artie... I was really sad they broke up)
Wemma (Will x Emma)

Ouran High School Host Club:

Tamaki and Haruhi
Mori and Haruhi
Hikaru and Kaoru
Tamaki and Kyoya
Hunny and Mori

Junjou Romantica:

Romantica (Misaki and Usagi)
Terrorist (Miyagi and Shinobu)
Egoist (Nowaki and Hiroki)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth)
Percico (Percy and Nico)

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Kataang (Katara and Aang)
Sukka (Sokka and Suki)

Pokemon: ( I need to look up the shipping names, but I'm kind of too lazy to...I'll do it later)

Ash and Gary
Ash and Dawn


Yuki and Tohru
Yuki and Kyo


America and England
Germany and Italy
Russia and China
Japan and Greece
France and Canada

Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew:

Nancy and Frank
Frank and Joe (okay, not a lot of stories for this incest coupling...but I've found a couple really good, in depth ones...)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (I'm using Glee, of course)

1. Kurt

2. Blaine

3. Puck

4. Tina

5. Rory

6. Finn

7. Mercedes

8. Sam

9. Mike

10. Will

11. Brittany

12. Rachel

(Oh, shoot, I need more space. Oh well)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Finn/Brittany...can't say I have.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Tina...Um, I don't swing that way. I think she's pretty, but not in that way.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Rachel got Sam pregnant...I think we would all be very confused by that one.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

About Mike...um, not that I've read. I've never read any mainly about him.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Blaine and Finn...um if Finn were gay and if Blaine had never dated his half-brother, than, uh, sure...*sweatdrop*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rory/Mike, or Rory/Will...uhh...Rory/Mike because...um...I think they're both teenagers and so yeah. It wouldn't be peadophilia.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mercedes would probably be a good friend and tell Kurt and then totally help him bitch at Blaine and Rachel.

Mercedes walks in on Rachel and Blaine having sex*


Blaine: Oh shit.

Rachel: Wait, it isn't what it looks like.


Blaine: Wait, Kurt, seriously, I'm sorry. I was going to tell you that I was...straight...bi...something.

Mercedes: Oh, white boy, I'm going to cut you.

Kurt: I'll take Rachel. *tackles Rachel*

(Me: ...*shudder* Let's hope that never happens...)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Um...Puck/Will, of course...Okay, here goes nothing:

He never thought he would ever fall for his teacher. Sure, he had fallen for Rachel's mum, but that was completely different. He just never thought he would fall for his Glee teacher. Who was also a guy. Yeah, maybe "homo-explosion" had affected him a little.

(Me: Why did my brain turn that into a yaoi story? *headdesk*)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight Fluff?

Sure...if you're into Kurt and Sam then yeah, definitely. In fandom, of course.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

For the First Time

(Me: ...Mercedes and Rachel...just doesn't work.)

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yes...Yes, they do read Puck.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Only write Brittany.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, no one I know writes Blaine/Tina/Rory, but if they did they probably wouldn't tell me...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Sam? Uh...I think I would use Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Finn/Rachel...you know, there're probably some of those out there. But uh, probably: WARNING: Yaoi, Pregnancy, Smut

(Me:...It wouldn't be a triad relationship fic, unless that's required. Cuz...then it would...*headdesk*)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Two weeks after Winter Break ended I think...Not quite sure...It was Sory. :D

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4).
(1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Kurt and Mercedes are in a happy relationship until Mike runs off with Tina. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Brittany and a brief unhappy affair with Rachel, then follows the wise advice of Rory and finds true love with Blaine.

(Me: okay, that made no sense about Mike running off with Tina and that ruining Mercedes' and Kurt's relationship. Also Kurt was apparently bi. YAY! HE GOT HAPPY ENDING WITH BLAINE THOUGH~!! KLAINE ALWAYS FIND A WAY!)

What title would you give this fic?


Um... "The Way Broken Hearts Heal" (?)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?


19: (2) (5) (1), (6), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (1) asks (8), and (8) says Truth. (1) asks who (8) loves, and (8), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (8) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (3) while (4) and (5) run into the sunset together. However, (1) is secretly in love with (3), and become so jealous of (8), who, after the comfort from (3) becomes in a relationship with (3), and so (1) decides to murder (8), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (7) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (3) to continued their relationship.

Blaine, Rory, Kurt, Finn, Sam, and Puck are playing Truth or Dare. Kurt asks Sam, and Sam says Truth. Kurt asks who Sam loves, and Sam confessed his true love with Tina. Tina does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Rory. Sam is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Puck, while Tina and Rory run into the sunset together. However, Kurt is secretly in love with Puck, and becomes so jealous of Sam, who after the comfort from Puck becomes in a relationship with Puck, and so Kurt decides to murder Sam, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Mercedes and is sent to prison, allowing Sam and Puck to continue their relationship.

(Me: Phew! That was quite a mouthful...and it was quite...yaoi-ish...Okay then.)

20. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

OMG, that would be the most magical thing ever if Rory was a really good friend of a sibling/relative of mine.

Me: "OMFG, that is just awesome! Just magical! Just amazing! THEYNEEDTOINRODUCEME, THEYNEEDTOINTRODUCEME!" *dies*

21. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Me: *opens my closet door to find Sam and Brittany together with a rubber ducky* ...Okay, you guys have fun...*closes the door and walks away slowly*

22. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I would be so sad if Blaine dissed me. D: Kind of pissed, but really sad. I'd be a sad little unicorn. *cries*

23. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Me: *opens the door to room to find Will Schuester rummaging through my stuff* ... *closes door and pauses* ...MUM! WHY IS WILL FROM GLEE IN MY ROOM?


24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Kurt slit is wrist and was emo? *tries to imagine* HAHAHAHA! Can't picture it. BUT, if he was like that then I would probably be a little concerned and scared and I would feel really sad for him. It would be sad. :( But if he became an optimist, than I would be like, "That's good! Good for him!" yet be very confused at the same time.

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd say thankful, and probably stand there feeling awkward and confused.

26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?


Finn: What??

Me: You don't even need it!

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Mercedes, Mike, and Tina singing Boyfriend by Justin Beiber...um

Me: "What the hell? Seriously? What did I ever do to God to make him do this to me? SERIOUSLY!"

28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Blaine and Brittany are my teachers?!

Me: *fist pump and squeal* HELL YEAH!!! BLAINE AND BRITTANY ARE MY TEACHERS! BLAINE IS MY TEACHER! *goes up to Blaine* Can I meet Kurt? Pwetty pwease?"

Blaine: Um... Inappropriate, much?

Brittany: Do you know dolphins are just gay sharks?

Glee Fanfic Challenge! (II)

1. Artie

2. Quinn

3. Brittany

4. Mercedes

5. Will

6. Puck

7. Kurt

8. Blaine

9. Finn

10. Tina

- Questions:

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?


2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Um...I'm not lesbian, or bi...but I guess in a platonic way, sure, Brittany's hot...*a-w-k-w-a-r-d*

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Puck/Artie...I think we'd all be very confused. MPREG!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Finn? Yeah, actually! :D

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

I don't know...I guess if Kurt wasn't gay...then sure...maybe. I honestly don't know...Quinn's a wild card here.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Mercedes/Blaine, or Mercedes/Finn...I don't know why, but I would take Mercedes/Finn. I COULD NEVER BREAK UP KLAINE!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Kurt would totally tell Brittany to get away from his man Blaine... (Wow, that was totally convenient. "Brittany, are you flirting with my man?" *dies*)

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

He was the one she convinced she was over. She was the one the he was over. Now, with both of them single, what would happen if she decided that she wanted him back? Maybe he'd learn that he wasn't over her just yet. (This is Quinn/Puck, peeps)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Sure, if you search for it! :D

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Okay, I seriously have got NOTHING for this one. NOTHING.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

I seriously have no idea. I think there would probably be like...comforting/singing or something. Not something outright smutty, more something...subtle. I don't know. Mercedes/Artie is just not clicking in my brain.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?


13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Be My Baby by Wonder Girls. It would be a fluffy songfic. And Yes, that is mostly in Korean, but...it's awesome!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Violence, smut, love triangle (Idk, this sounds kind of lame)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Um...this is just too scarring to think about. And Um...I don't know...Blaine pick-up lines??


TV show: Glee

Book and Author: The Book Thief by Markus Suzak

Song: Pack Up by Eliza Doolittle

Favorite glee Parings: Kurt/Blaine, Sam/Mercedes, Sam/Rory, Mike/Tina, Jeff/Nick (Warblers, of course), Will/Emma

Favorite glee character diva: Either Kurt, or Mercedes. (Kurt by like...20% more...)

Food: Spaetzle

Color: Pink

Band: Coldplay

Singer (Female/Male): Sara Barielles/Chris Colfer

Actress(Male/Female): Chris Colfer/Amber Riley

Best Friend: Lauren Rogers

Favorite Activity: Writing

The First Character I Fell In Love with:

Kurt Hummel (If I were a gay man, he would be my future husband in my mind. I'm still in love with him though. :D )

The Character I Never Expected to Love as Much as I Do Now:
Noah Puckerman

The Character that Everyone Else Loves and I Don’t:
Rachel. (She's annoying.)

The Character I Used to Love but Not Anymore:
Santana (I did like her, but I didn't like how she progressed and how she acted)

The Character I Want to Be Like:
Tina (Because she's really nice, and confident, and knows she wants to do and isn't afraid to pursue it and is loyal and an awesome friend, and has a great relationship with Mike) or Kurt (I'm already told I'm like him though..but because he's funny, and confident, and proud of who he is, and super talented and isn't afraid to pursue his dream and has an awesome relationship with his awesome boyfriend)

The Character I’d Love to Punch in the Face:
Sebastian Smythe

A Pairing that I Love:

A Pairing that I Hate:
Seblaine...or Kurtofsky...either one.

My Three Favorite Characters:
Kurt, Blaine, and Tina!

My Three Least Favorite Characters:
Rachel (she's annoying), Sebastian (He's a bast*d), and Jesse St. James (He's a freaking jerk)

Favorite Songs:
Can't even begin to start listing.

First Glee Episode I Ever Watched:
Brittany/Brittney actually. But it was like, WAY before I was into the show and I only very vaguely remember it.

Gleek Survey

The first character I fell in love with: Kurt Hummel!

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Blaine Anderson

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Rachel Berry...I hate Rachel. She annoys me.

The character that I love that everyone hates: David Karofsky (they still hate him for what he did in season 2 it seems and I did too, but I like him now. As long as there's no Kurtfosky, it's fine)

The character I used to love but not anymore: Santana Lopez. (she kind of bugs me)

The character I want to be like: Tina or Kurt. :D

The character I’d slap: Sebastian. Or Rachel.

A pairing that I love: Klaine! also Tike! Samcedes! Wemma! Sory!

A pairing that I hate: Finchel.

My favorite character: Kurt! or Blaine! Love them both!

My three favorite characters: Kurt, Blaine, and it's a tie between Puck and Tina

My three least favorite characters: Rachel, Sebastian (big surprise there), Jessi St. James

Character I am most like: I've been told I was like Kurt or Blaine. I've been told I'm a child of Klaine. So...yeah...

My favorite guest star: Mat Bomer or John Stamos

My favorite group performance: Either Born This Way, You Can't Stop the Beat, or We Got the Beat.

My favorite duet: Perfect

My favorite solo: Either Rose's Turn, I Want To Hold Your Hand, or Cough Syrup

My favorite episode: Original Song...or the First Time...

My least favorite episode: Silly Love Songs (that was just freaking painful...with the state Klaine was in...), Blame It On the Alcohol (Blaine and Rachel *grrrr* Poor Kurt :( BUT the ending was awesome with them), or Sexy (oh poor Kurt)

his is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (fallen out of a chair without even doing anything...YES)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria (on accident!!!I swear! I wasn't trying to kill them)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (IT WAS FOR A GAME!)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (I've written the totally WRONG name before)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. *(I'm the friend who holds her gay friend through the painful, tear-filled nights.)
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!

The girl you just called fat... She's
on diet pills. The girl you just
called ugly... She spends hours
putting makeup on hoping people
will like her. The boy you ... just
... ... tripped... He is abused enough at
home. See the man with the ugly
scars... He fought for his country.
The 14 year old girl with a kid,
that you just called a slut...She
got raped. That guy you just made
fun of for crying... His mother is
dying. people have already
enough sorrow to deal
with,please don't give them
anymore just cause you wanna
crack a joke! Put this on your profile
if your against bullying. I
bet 95% of you won't re-post, but
I'm sure the people with a heart

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz ( I HATE that stereotype)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (haha.. I'm catholic and some of my other catholic friends want to burn me for being a gay rights supporter...yah...oh well...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Strong German descent here)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (I'm only kind of prep...)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I like rainy days better :P)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (but I'm not a huge feminist...I do think there are something things that Men specifically should do.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

(sorry if any of those clash...)

It's days like this that I wonder...is being a girl and liking yaoi weird? Oh well...can't decide, so I'll just keep chugging on...dodododododododo XP

Here's 100 random questions: 12-17-11

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? It's complicated *bangs head on the wall*

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? ...yah...

3) How many houses have you lived in? 4

4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers

5) Favorite shoes? Pair of Maroon and Black pumps that I got for $20 that were originally $80, Blue Suede boots, and converses

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO! at least, not that I will admit...I do own some of the glee cover of her songs from the Brittney/Brittany episode

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes...oh, I should NOT have gone on that ride during our county fair last summer... *shudders*

11) Name one thing that is always on your minds. Ideas for new stories, songs, boy troubles... *Sweatdrop* and most recently...glee

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop. :) and Kpop :)

13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio

14) What time were you born? 3:00 A.M.

15) Do you like beer? No...it's gross.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yep, at my last birthday party

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? BTR by Big Time Rush

18) Are you sarcastic? Yes, duh

19) What are your favorite colors? sea green, autumn orange, and soft blue (really specific)

20) How many watches do you own? 2, one works and one doesn't

21) Summer or winter? Winter

23) Favorite color to wear? Blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black and silver

26) Where is your second home? Our family friend's house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes….

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 3

30) How many video games do you own? 30 titles in all

31) What was your first pet? Duchess, a tabby cat

32) Ever had braces? Yes *sobs* why me??

33) Do looks matter? (suddenly seriously) Not really, what matters is what's on the inside, but it doesn't hurt to look your best because then you feel your best

34) Do you use chapstick? Burt's Bees

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Raric, Mr. Johnson *DIE MR. JOHNSON* ( he's the P.E, teacher and I hate HIM. I'm in my first year of high school), Mr. Cooke

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Uh...neither most of the time. Abercombie though...Although I do like American Eagle too... Hmmmm...

37) Are you too forgiving? Nope, but it really depends on the person

38) How many children do you want? In the distant future? two-three

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? I don't think so...

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs Benedict. I only get it like once a year though.

41) Do you own a gun? No, but my dad does. XP

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes...still do *grumble, grumble*

43) When was the last time you cried? Last Monday

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Wrote a three paragraph essay that was due the next day (easy...kind of) and worked on a five page essay for a project.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden, what's La Panera

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes, in sixth grade, and the same day I called my mum my teacher's name XP

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I wish

48) Nicknames? Jessy, Blondie, Ditz, Double Bubble, K.K.'s Girlfriend, Otaku, Gleek, Gloser (didn't quite get it... I think that it's a combination of gleek and loser. I was wearing my Gleek shirt)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Uhhh... no.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yes, was there on the fourth of July

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? I wish…but I have no money

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Maggie, one of my bffs

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? no...but I've been called boo...

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes, it was my grandmother's

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Pretty much, but i could be happier

57) Do you dye your hair? NO, I love my hair just the way it is

58) Does anyone like you? Yes, as far as I know

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Um...nothing.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yah, thanks you dearest sister *glares at sis*

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's

63) Do you like yourself? Yes, I'm content. I could like myself better though

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mother, by a little I think.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair, Eyes, and Smile

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Partially

67) Have you ever eaten paste? ...No

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes, three

69) Have you ever stripped? NO, thank goodness

70) Ever broke a bone? NO THANK GOD!

72) Do you chat on AIM often? no.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles, they're addictive

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No that I know of, don't want to know, and hope I haven't

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? If I had to choose, Full House because of John Stamos

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? So far...I guess...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, and then I...well...it's to horrible to mention

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? Yes…but I prefer baking, and YES there is a difference

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Homophobe douchebags, Boys who don't take hints, and Lea Michelle

83) Do you text message often? Yes, and only if I'm messaged or if I'm bored

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? A couple physical, a lot of mental

86) What do you want more than anything right now? ...the glee concert DVD that is coming out on the 20th, and peppermint ice cream. or Darren Criss...he would work too

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Depends on the movie and if someone is watching it with me and is staying the night with me XD

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither please.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Only the first one

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? K.K., the cause of many headaches and the answer to #1

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? This girl called Adrianna at school

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My sis

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend Spencer

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Jackson W.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? uh...my friend Cassidilla (nickname)

100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Brad.

Okay, Muchacha10 on deviantart does the BEST klaine fanart, so I suggest her if you're looking for some fanart, becuase it is AMAZING!!!

Loser Like Me!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XGxUnnAYe

Rachel taught me being confident is ok
Finn taught me you can manage an over-filled life
Quinn taught me when life brings you down, you have friends
Artie taught me no matter what happens to you, stay positive
Kurt taught me its ok to be different
Tina taught me to be myself
Mercedes taught me how loud humans can be
Puck taught me to tough it out, even when the world is against me
Santana taught me about lesbians
But most importantly, Brittany taught me dolphins are just gay sharks

You wanna be a loser like me!!

hey called dancing like a freak at the dance " un cool", I call it " fun"

They call blowing bubbles "lame" I call it " memorable"

They call putting paint on there face for spirit day " ugly" I call it " spreading spirt"

They call singing when you can't sing " Stupid" I call it "normal "

They call getting embarassed by someone in public "un fair", I call it " KARMA"

They call making mistakes " embarrassing" I call it "reality"

1. Your real name: Jessica

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): SicaxJes

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Jesizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Pink Penguin (wow...)

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Beth Trillium

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lemje (...looks like a foreign name)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Lemonade

8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Duchess (that sounds really good. Thank you, kitty *pets duchess*)

1. The Beatles.
2. Bon Jovi.
3. The Fray.
4. Leona Lewis
5. Taylor Swift.
6. Miley Cyrus.
7. Demi Lovato
8. Taking Back Sunday.
9. The Academy Is…
10. Alesana.
11. Blessthefall.
12. Colbie Caillat.
13. John Lennon. (somewhat)
15. Katy Perry.
16. Michael Buble.
17. The Hives.
18. The Killers
19. Norma Jean.
20. August Burns Red.
21. Every Time I Die.
22. Paramore.
23. Adam Lambert. (I'M A GLAMBERT)
24. Eyes Set To Kill.
25. As I Lay Dying.
26. Flogging Molly.
27. Pink.
28. Cobra Starship. (Somewhat)
29. David Bowie.
30. Elton John.
31. Billy Joel.
32. Stevie Wonder.
33. Of Montreal.
34. AC/DC.
35. Metallica.
36. Motley Crue.
37. Aerosmith.
38. Alanis Morissette.
39. Alexisonfire.
40. Anberlin.
41. Carrie Underwood.
42. The Clash.
43. Forever The Sickest Kids.
44. Mayday Parade.
45. Cage The Elephant.
46. Daughtry.
47. The Fratellis.
48. Franz Ferdinand.
49. The Dead Weather.
50. Between The Trees.
51. McFly.

52. Miranda Lambert.
53. Gavin DeGraw.

54. Hannah Montana. (ICK!)

55. Further Seems Forever.
56. Angels & Airwaves.
57. Guns N’ Roses.
58. Duran Duran.
59. Finch.
60. Fiction Family.
61. Dropkick Murphys.
62. Creedence Clearwater Revival.
63. Here I Come Falling.
64. Iron Maiden.
65. A Change of Pace.
66. Kelly Clarkson.
67. Ingrid Michaelson.
68. Modest Mouse.
69. Justin Timberlake. (kind of)
70. The Hush Sound.
71. OK Go.
72. Queen.
73. The Raconteurs. (somewhat)
74. Selena Gomez.
75. Pink Floyd
76. Switchfoot.
77. Relient K.
78. Sky Eats Airplane.
79. Oasis.
80. U2.
81. The Rolling Stones.
82. Sara Bareilles.
83. Lady Antebellum.
84. The Veronicas.
85. We The Kings.
86. ActionReaction.
87. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
89. Michael Jackson.
90. OneRepublic.
91. Belle & Sebastian.
92. David Cook.
93. Buddy Holly.
94. Blink-182.
95. Death Cab For Cutie.
96. Frank Sinatra.
97. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
99. 30 Seconds To Mars
100. Muse.
101. Nirvana.
102. Jonas Brothers.
103. Rooney.
104. Coldplay.
105. Linkin Park.
106. Green Day.
107. Kings of leon.
108. Arctic Monkeys.
109. James Morrison.
110. James Blunt.
111. NJ&TA.
112. Lady Gaga.
113. Tokio Hotel.
114. The Maine.
115. Maroon 5.
116. Fall Out Boy.
117. Panic! at the Disco.
118. Bruno Mars.
119. Yellowcard.
120. The Pretty Reckless.
121. Red Hot Chili Peppers.
122. Eminem.
123. 50 cent.
124. Soulja Boy.
125. Legião Urbana.
126. Lil Wayne.
127. The Used
128. NeverShoutNever.
129. The Offspring.
130. Plain White T’s.
131. Radiohead.
132. The Strokes.
133. The Who.
134. 3OH!3
135. Weezer.
136. The Libertines.
137. Foo Fighters.
138. The Cab.
139. The Kinks.
140. Social Distortion.
141. Sonic Youth.
142. The All American Rejects.
143. Lily Allen
144. Avenged Sevenfold.
145. Good Charlotte.
146. Idan Raichel.
147. Jack Johnson.
148. Limp Bizkit.
149. Matisyah.
150. POD.
151. Disturbed.
152. Anahí.
153. Boys like girls.
154. Diwali.
155. The Pogues.
156. Pato Fu.
157. Charlie Brown Junior.
158. Christina Perri.
159. All Time Low.
160. CPM 22.
161. Delittus.
162. Hope.
163. Glória.
164. Ke$ha.
165. Nickelback.
166. Dev.
167. Christina Grimmie.
168. Christina Aguilera.
169. Rihanna.
170. Arcade Fire
171. Daft Punk.
172. My Chemical Romance
173. Animal Collective
174. Juliet Weybret
175. One Direction.
176. Go back to the zoo
177. The Summer Set
178. Lonely Island
179. Nicki Minaj
180. The Cataracs
181. Glee
182. Justin Bieber
183. Busted
184. Mika

Try this, it's quite intertaining

Step 1:
Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2:
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3:
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If someone asks "Is this okay" you say?

Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross

What would best describe your personality?
Rockin' Robin by the Jackson 5

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Once Upon a December from Anastasia

How do you feel today?
Shut up and Let Me Go by the Ting-Tings

What's your life's purpose?
Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's

What is your motto?
This Love by Maroon 5

What do your friends think of you?
I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules

What do you think about very often?
Breakeven by The Script

What do you think of your best friend(s)?
Only the Good Die Young - Glee

What do you think of the person you like?
You are the Best by Ray LaMontagne (that's convenient)

What is your life story?
Island in the Sun by Weezer

What do your parents think of you?
Into the Ocean by Blue October

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Perfect -Glee

What will they play at your funeral?
Beverley Hills by Weezer

What do you think of your friends?
1901 by Phoenix

What's the worst thing that could happen?
Thriller/Heads Will Roll - Glee

How will you die?
Wake Up Call by Maroon 5

What is one thing you regret?
Don't You by Darren Criss

What makes you laugh?
Gonna Get Over You by Sara Barielles

What makes you cry?
Cough Syrup - Glee

Will you ever get married?
Mr. Brightside by the Killers

What scares you the most?
Love Like Oxygen by Shinee

Does anyone like you?
I Am the Best by 2NE1

If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Animal - Glee

The next song will be your subject?
Animal by Neon Trees (wow...what are the chances of that?

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Scientist by Coldplay

Waking Up: Thriller/Heads Will Roll - Glee

First Day At School: Bitter Sweet Symphony by The Verve

Falling In Love: Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge

Fight Song: Uptown Girl - Glee (WTF?!)

Breaking Up: Animal by Neon Trees (...again, WTF?!)

Prom night: Pack Up by Eliza Doolittle

Life: Say by John Meyer

Mental Breakdown: Dance With Me Tonight from Music and Lyrics

Driving: You Are The Best Thing by Ray LaMontagne

Flashback: Amazing by One eskimO

Getting back together: Fields of Gold by Sting

Wedding: Life Less Ordinary by Carbon Leaf (I like this one)

Birth of Child: Lovefool by The Cardigans

Final Battle: Firework - Glee

Funeral Song: Your Love is My Drug by Ke$ha

Final Credits: If I Had You by Adam Lambert

so...WTF?! Most of these did not FIT AT ALL!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! I'll do this again and get a better answer, but this is how it stands right now. I thikn the best one is probably Wedding: Life Less Ordinary by Carbon Leaf. :D

The first character I fell in love with: Kurt

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Puck

The character everyone else loves that I don't:
Either Santana or Rachel...

The character I used to love but not any more: N/A

The character I'd slap: Sebastian!


A ship I hate: Anything people ship with Kurt and/or Blaine that isn't Klaine.

My three favorite characters: Kurt, Blaine, and Puck

My three least favorite characters: Jesse, Sebastian, and Rachel

Character I'm most like: Just a mix, really. I've been told I'm like a child of Klaine/the female versions of Kurt/Blaine.

My favorite guest star: Damian McGinty. I really want him to stay. D: (Hey, at least his episode arc was continued!) or Matt Bomer (oh Cooper. i could relate so much to Blaine in that episode)

Favorite group preformance: Loser Like Me, Love Shack, Born This Way, Empire State of Mind, Toxic, Time Warp, We Got the Beat, Dog Days Are Over, anything Warbler (hellyeah!), We Are Young, Thriller/Heads Will Roll, Bad, and so much more...

My favorite duets: Baby It's Cold Outside, Let it Snow, Candles, Defying Gravity, Faithfully, more I can't think of...

My favorite solos: Take Care of Yourself, Bein' Green, Beautiful, When I Get You Alone, I Want to Hold Your Hand, Blackbird, Rose's Turn, Jessie's Girl, Valerie, Cough Syrup, Not the Boy Next Door more...

My favorite episodes: Pot O' Gold, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, Prom Queen, The First Time (KLAINE), Grilled Cheesus, Born This Way, Hold on to Sixteen (beautiful :D), Original Song (solely for the canon of Klaine C: ), On My Way, Heart, Yes/No, Dance With Somebody (only mainly for the couples counseling with Klaine and the very end), Choke (mainly for Kurt's audition), and Prom-a-Saurus (I know I will like it and I haven't even seen it. Once I've seen it I will add why).

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

"As they went downstairs together, Miranda marching along with her graceless, clipped gait, Tessa raised her hand to touch the chain around her throat where the clockwork angel hung."
(Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Purple nail polish. :)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Say Yes to the Dress, the bridesmaid show, I think...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:07 Not bad...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sound machine in my room :)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Around 5:30 today. I was stepping out of the car after going to the park with some friends.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A picture of a Chris Colfer, Lea Michelle, and Darren Criss sent to my by my friend.

9. What are you wearing?

Flannel pyjama pants and my school sweatshirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Of Disneyland and Klaine :)

11. When did you last laugh?

Around 10:20. :D At my friend playing World or War Craft and making her Death Knight do a really disturbing dance. XD

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A couple paintings, a bulletin board, a poster for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Shelves with stuff on them, a plaque with a disney quote on it, a metal fairy, a picture of my grandmother, a picture of Darren Criss of People's sexiest men alive article, a picture of Darren wearing a 'Likes Kurt' t-shirt, a picture of the Glee chibis, two poems, my Glee calendar, hooks with my jackets and purses and stuff on them, a Hunger Games movie poster, a Avatar the Last Airbender (cartoon) Poster, and my two Glee posters. (That's a lot for a small room)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A guy sprinting down the sidewalk in front of my school in a gorilla suit a few days ago.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Me Likey. :D

15. What is the last film you saw?

Titanic 3D *cries*

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Backstage pass to the set of Glee and would probably hire Darren and/or Chris to follow me around and sing. (As if that could ever happen)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm super possessive of my books and I will not let anyone borrow them if I have not read them already, nor will I let them borrow ones that are super important to me. Ask and I will kindly reject you. Ask again and I will give you a bitch-glare that will scare you for the rest of your life.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make it so homophobia or anything like that could never exist.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah, but...uh...just yeah. *hides*

20. Obama:

Personally wouldn't have voted for him if I were legal.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Darcie. :D

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Thanks for helping along the way.

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Takahiro Finds Out More? by CheyanneChika reviews
Sequel to Takahiro Finds Out. Misaki is pregnant and watch as the drama unfolds. MPREG. Update: Now that he has the baby, you might think the drama is over. Well it's not. Definitely not. Mostly Usagi/Misaki with some Egoist and appearances by Terrorist.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,067 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 8,364 - Follows: 7,802 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
A Million Proposals by karatekid1018 reviews
A collection of one shots all about Klaine marriage! Read on and you shall find sappy proposals, angsty proposals, downright silly proposals, telling people they're getting married, and actual marriages! Some are or aren't related, but who cares! FLUFF!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 83,222 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Little Love by kokomo234 reviews
The world works in mysterious ways. When Kurt gets pregnant, he thinks everything will stay the same. Boy, he was wrong. Break ups, miscarriages, court trials, and new, and slightly unexpected, friends lie in wait for a certain Countertenor. Follow Kurt's, and other Glee members, lives as the pregnancy reaches the end. MPREG. T for foul language and situations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,104 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Letters to a Sheepish Nation by Azure151 reviews
Send in letters to our lovable NZ ! Anyone accepted, but please only one person per nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - New Zealand
The Games We Play by amillionyears reviews
Kurt and Blaine show their competitive sides by playing an array of games, usually leading to something wonderful, but unintentional. A collection of drabbles. PROMPTS CLOSED.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Dear Mitsukuni by Rianne Pond reviews
It had already been upwards of five days since hearing back from his dear Mori, but that was okay with Honey; it was all part of growing up. Honey's having a hard time adapting to University life and receiving a letter from Takashi is the only reason he's able to get through it. Even though he's being bullied hearing from his dear friend gives him strength to go on.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Calligraphy by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Soul mate! Fic. Only one soul mate has their partners name written on the inside of the wrist and Blaine Anderson has been searching for Kurt Hummel since he was nine years old. Kurt/Blaine romance. Slash! Please R&R and it's rated T for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,675 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Klainebows and Unicorns by starkid writer reviews
Even though Klaine is one of the more discussed couples, not every scene between them can make it on the show.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,888 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kurt's Baby Blues by Miss.Hummel reviews
Kurt discovers he is pregnant. What will happen? How will Blaine take the news? What happen when the Glee Club finds out? Warning MPREG and AU! If you don't like, then don't read. Reveiws are always welcome. Oh and it's my first fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 137,126 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Klaine Summer by nothingbutgoneness reviews
This is a collection of mostly-fluff one-shots about Kurt and Blaine's experiences during the summer. There's fluff, drama, pseudo-smut - all the good stuff. I hope. M CHAPTER: 61
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 94,544 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In an Alternate Galaxy by k8y411 reviews
A Glee/Star Wars Crossover. Basically: What if Glee characters were cast as the characters in Star Wars, trying to follow the same basic storyline. Character backstories are a bit different but the main premise and such are still there
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Panem's Parenting Class 101 by SummerIsOverSnitch reviews
The Glee club is asked to test a time machine and do undercover research on the future. They are sent to millions of years forward and end up in a… Parenting class? Will the Glee kids get the information? Will the future be what they thought it would be?
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Katniss E., Kurt H.
Parents Know Best by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy breaks up with Jason and the blonde can't figure out for the life of him why not pulling out did end their relationship. Jason/Percy, slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Jason G., Percy J.] - Complete
The Curse of Cabin 9 by Takara Phoenix reviews
After the Titan War, there was this so-called curse and with Jake frequently getting to the infirmary, he has a certain son of Apollo rather worried. Jake/Will slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/19/2012 - [Jake M., Will S.] - Complete
Procrastinate by OnnaMurcielago666 reviews
After something new, Kyoya tries and fails to get his late work done.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Alpha Matters by Lightning647 reviews
Post "Dance With Somebody" drabble. Kurt and Blaine finally talk about the "alpha gay" issue.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anniversary Gifts by Fiona12690 reviews
Anniversaries have always mattered in the Anderson-Hummel household and their wedding anniversaries are going to be no different. Future! Klaine. #2: Cotton
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tangled Webs by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Agent Gibbs and his team are sent to Lima, Ohio to investigate murders of young, teenage boys. The evidence begins to point to the Glee club- putting them all in danger. Is someone setting up a member of the club, or is someone in the club a murderer?
Crossover - NCIS & Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,310 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011
Heat Wave II by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "Heat Wave"! The boys finally have to tell their families about Percy's pregnancy, if only Percy wouldn't be so horny, that would make everything so much easier for Nico, but then again, he loves his insatiable catboy. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy, catboy!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 141 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Hades, Poseidon - Complete
Hecate's Curse II by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "Hecate's Curse"! Our poor boys previously turned into cats try turning back. Though that backfires and instead of turning human, they end up as catboys. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
Skies of Blue by Foreverglee reviews
Sometimes perfect moments just happen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
Legends of Dalton Academy by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
After finding a legend in a Dalton Historical book, Blaine decides to break into the attic. Will he discover the truth of what happened to a beautiful boy from 1911? Eventual Klaine! Rated for safety! Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Big Day Jitters by bowlegspriestly reviews
Kurt is starting to feel nervous about today. Luckily, Finn is there to offer him support for this monumental occasion. Established Klaine, but is essentially Furt brotherly goodness.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stormy Nights by Foreverglee reviews
Rory had never been a fan of thunder storms.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
The Aerialist by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Blaine goes with his friends to see the McKinley Big Top Circus. There, he is captivated by an aerialist who takes part in a death-defying feat Blaine is selected to volunteer for. Klaine! Rated for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,498 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Peanut Butter Bellyache by SkewedReality reviews
Short ficlet written for this prompt: "Since Easter is fast approaching, can we have a fic where Rory gets addicted to Reese's peanut butter eggs and gets a tummy ache and Sam kisses it better?" -Established Sory-
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
5 Times Kurt Was in Blaine's Room by smellslikechai reviews
The evolution of Kurt and Blaine's relationship portrayed through Blaine's bedroom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Trapped In Willow Manor by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Our lovely friends in the New Directions are trapped in a haunted house. Mysterious deaths and disappearances wrack them with fears. Who will survive and who will not? And where has Sue gone? Please R&R. Rating has been increased.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Come home to me by kinglayla reviews
I wrote this for secret sponsor/sponsor valentine's day on tumblr. Just a little mini-fic about Sam and Rory's last night together before Rory has to go back to Ireland.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sam E., Rory F. - Complete
Raising EM by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Sequel to Baby On The Way! Best read that first! Kurt and Blaine adapt to life raising their twins. With a new life in New York, things can only get better right? Rating for safety. Please R&R! Still Future!Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Always Been In Love by SexyDeathEater reviews
what will happen to the Hitachiin twins on Valentine's Day? read and find out!...I know, lame summary.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Catharsis by pretense reviews
There was a time he hated him, then came the time he wished he did.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Soaked by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
AU Kurt is hiding a very big secret and when Blaine Anderson discovers it, they embark on a fantasy adventure that includes some romance along the way. Rated for safety. Please R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
As Sexy as Gas Pains by Raven1058 reviews
Missing Klaine scenes starting after Prom Queen with the story continuing into the summer as they explore their relationship and deal with Blaine's family issues. Canon to the end of Season 2.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Storm Named Nikki by bremela reviews
Nikki, the winner of a contest to spend a year at Dalton, is bursting in and shaking things up. And what happens when she befriends our famous Warblers? Rating may be subjected to change.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Waiting for Sunrise by twinfools.alike reviews
Kyouya x Tamaki, what happens when Tamaki gets scared in Nekozawa's mansion and goes to Kyouya's room to sleep? Read and Find out! :P Yaoi, BoyxBoy Don't like don't read. I don't own OHSHC characters One-Shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Baby On The Way by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Future!Klaine Kurt gets nauseatingly sick on the way to Ohio for his parents anniversary. Blaine gets concerned and gets him to the hospital when they land. But what they learn, was not expected. MPreg, don't read if not liked. R&R! Rated for safety!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,075 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Klaine Show by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Just Kurt and Blaine making a web show, with antics going up because of their friends joining in! A goofy off the wall kind of weird, sexy thing I just had to get out of my system. Rating for safety! Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Was It Worth It, In The End? by VirtusFortitudoEtSapientia reviews
Kyoya asks a question of Tamaki and the blond answers with the most honest answer he's ever given. Reupload of Queen Elizabeth the Literate's story of the same name. Warning: Character Death. One Shot. T for language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Home by 1000xWords reviews
My first fanfiction story, I love writing but haven't done so in quite a while! Just a scene with Blaine and Kurt later on in their lives, all fluffy so I hope you enjoy it!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Boys Grow In The Trees by mayaswellbeclever reviews
A/U. This is the story of Finn, Kurt, Artie, Blaine, Puck, and Karofsky: best friends from age six. This story follows them as they grow up, some apart and some inseparably intwined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H.
Kurt and Blaine get revenge by Emmalekiwi reviews
A one-shot based on my other stories, but can be read separately, sex mentioned in passing. Kurt and Blaine listen to Burt give Rachel and Finn a talk after they have sex, is a reviewer request.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Make It Through by Emily31594 reviews
The auditorium scene from 3x05. "The impending year apart has been nagging at his mind recently, and yet in this moment, he's never been more sure that they'll make it through."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's an Extraordinary Klaine Christmas by mylifeiscrisscolfer reviews
Christmas present to all of my readers! Short Klaine fluff, set during Christmas Eve & early Christmas Day!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Mistletoe by RoseAngelx reviews
For what hopeless romantic hasn't dreamed of a kiss beneath the mistletoe?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Will Carry You Through It All by Yoyodiza reviews
Blaine has a huge argument with his Dad, and ends up turning to Kurt for help. Kurt helps the best he can to fix Blaine. Based on the song 'Not Alone' by RED.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Easy As Pie by padfoot's prose reviews
All Kurt has to do is make apple pie. Pastry, apples, insert apples into pastry, cook. Not difficult. But when Blaine starts trying to help and everything goes wrong, Kurt can only be grateful that some things, at least, are still as easy as... well...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hello Again by PandaFire McMango reviews
Blaine comes to visit Kurt for the first time in New York. They do their best to make up for lost time. Basically a giant helping of fluff and sexy fun-times, as Kurt and Blaine are so fond of having.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Very Glee Chatroom by ahathani reviews
Kurt welcomes Blaine in the ND kids' chatroom. Blaine just wanted to remind Kurt about their plans... how will Kurt's friends react? More chapters planned to extend the discussion. And now! *drum-roll* The long-anticipated finale! Ta-daaaam!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Art of Regifting by amillionyears reviews
It all started with a gift.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Meeting By Chatroom by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Just a short little one-shot of a chat convo between the New Directions. Rating for language and slight content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Way to make Dalton look like a gay school by YerASlutWill reviews
There's a Warbler party going down at Dalton and some things just have to be put out in the open. Humorous One-shot that mainly features Niff and Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Dalton Goes Disney by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
When the Warblers get invited to sing in Disney World, they immediately accept. I mean, it's an all-expense paid trip to one of the most magical places on Earth. Plus with Wes's conflicting feelings for David and Blaine realizing his love for Kurt...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Let Me Sing You To Sleep by KlissesandKlainebows reviews
After being apart for weeks, Kurt and Blaine spend some much needed time together. Nobody else home. As a storm built outside they ventured into territory they never have before. Rated M for their first sexual experience. Song- Lullaby by TheSpilledCanvas
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Discussions of a Disney Nature by mermidchick reviews
"What I'm trying to ask is has anyone, ever, in the history of children's film, ever straight up, legitimately died, and not have some Deus ex Machina-like ending and come back again?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Reunion by furubafan74 reviews
A sequel to "The Kiss on the Balcony." Katara's POV. The Gaang is reuniting ten years later and Zuko and Aang have a little surprise for everyone. Mpreg, contains mentions of gay sex. Don't like, don't read
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Leave the Lights Off by TheGreenBook reviews
On a cold and rainy London night, Will Herondale shows up on Magnus Bane's door step, cold, wet, and in search of something he desperately needs. Slash and lemons, M rated content, Will/Magnus and Will/Jem. Please enjoy and review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,674 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Will H., Magnus B. - Complete
The Kiss on the Balcony by furubafan74 reviews
Zukaang, told from Katara's point of view. A slight variation of the famous kiss on the balcony Contains Boy/boy kissing don't like don't read
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Text Messages by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
Text messages between Finn and various members of the Glee club. Got the from damn you autocorrect dot com. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Finn H. - Complete
PickUp Lines by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
Puck uses pick-up lines on the Glee members
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Puck - Complete
Introductions by estrafalaria103 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are together. Now they just have to tell everyone. . .three quick shots, telling the Warblers, Mercedes, and Burt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Valentine's Baby by Katrara reviews
There was always a surprise for them on Valentine's Day, they always planned surprises for each other. But this surprise they made together, shocking them both for the romantic holiday. Mpreg. SweetHeartsWeek Final Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Little Miracle by YaoiIsLove reviews
A miracle happened, one neither Blaine nor Kurt would ever regret. MPREG!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Boy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'There you see him, sitting there across the way. He don't got a lot to say. But there's something about him and you don't know why, but you're dying to try - you wanna kiss the boy.' Based on Little Mermaid plot, but with more Klaine ;
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And Suddenly, Murder! by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Shawn and Gus are visiting Gus' Uncle James Guster-Berry in Lima, Ohio, when suddenly McKinley High is faced with a murder. The kids of Glee club are some of the prime suspects... Psych/Glee Crossover slight Klaine
Crossover - Psych & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Fairytale AU by bowsie22 reviews
Cinderella with Kurt as Cinderella, Sue as the Fairy Godmother and Blaine as the prince
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nico's Adventure's With Shadow Travel: Glee by darkgemwildcat reviews
It was a ordinary day in the McKinly High school Choir Room... WARNING writen by a normaly serious writer when she was on a sugger/caffine rush. Atempt at humor. :
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Nico A., Finn H. - Complete
The Ghost of Lovers Lane by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Frank and Joe Hardy, while still in high school, look into a mystery involving a ghostly figure sighted on Lovers Lane and discover an attraction to each other along the way. Prequel to The Mystery of the Celibate Corpse.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
Accepting the Inevitable by Faith Valconbridge reviews
Its New Year. Misaki and Usagi are dragged to a boring company party much to their dismay. Misaki learns how much fun he can have spending time with Usagi-san and learns to accept the inevitable.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
The Mystery of the Campus Coed by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Frank and Joe Hardy are successful college students, living together and working part time as private investigators. But their comfortable life is disrupted when a popular campus jock is implicated in the rape of a pretty coed.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,870 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Frank H., Joe H. - Complete
Fortune Telling by alli-sun reviews
Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,212 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Case of the Missing Detective by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Nancy Drew is missing! Does it have something to do with her current case? The Hardy Boys take up the investigation. Warning: This story contains an incestuous homosexual subplot, suggestive language and mature situations. COMPLETE
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
The Mystery of the Celibate Corpse by MomsDarkSecret reviews
The Hardy Boys find a body in the woods. Nancy Drew steps in to help the investigation. SLASH WARNING! Includes scenes of gay and incestuous relationships. Complete.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,171 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
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Autocorrect Fails reviews
The phrase Damn You Autocorrect was never said so many times, with so much meaning. Mainly awkward fails between Kurt and Blaine but other characters included, mainly New Directions with a dash of Warblers. Told in Text Form, with a wee bit of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lullabies reviews
After discovering that Kurt is pregnant, caused by a rare gene that gives men the ability to have children, what happens to Kurt and Blaine? And how will everyone else react? And what about the baby? Or is it babies? Slight AU, obvious Mpreg.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,403 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
April 1912 reviews
First class Kurt Hummel and third class Blaine Anderson are both looking forward to a trip home on the luxury cruiser the Titanic, knowing nothing of each other. But with controlling fiances and other problems, will a chance meeting change their lives? AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klaine Drabbles reviews
Just some drabbles about Kurt and Blaine. Rated T right now, just in case, but trying to keep the rating in check. This is bound to become an ongoing story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Come Back to Me reviews
After being together a while, Misaki decides that he needs to broaden his horizons. Where does that leave him and Akihiko? One-shot. Sorry for being horrible with summaries.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete