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Better Than Pie
by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia PULLED AND PUBLISHED, available on Amazon and Create a Space under penname Rose Von Barnsley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 6588 - Favs: 4,253 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by footprints358 reviews
Access Hollywood thinks he's gay. Extra thinks he's secretly married. In reality, Hollywood Hot Shot Edward Cullen is just busy. The literary world recognizes M. Dwyer as one of the most prolific writers of this generation. The business world knows Isabella Swan as a philanthropic real estate mogul. What happens when all of this comes crashing together? Canon Couples. Adult lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,950 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Complete