Poll: Alright! So, I am a Harry/Daphne fan; and so is vampireex. We were talking about the aforementioned pair, and we decided that we need a name for that certain lovely pair. So, can you help us out? BTW, please PM me if you have anymore ideas. Thanks a bunch Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Pitch Perfect.
About me? What to say? I'm secretive... *evil grin*
Try not to cry.
I am only eight inches long
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
Is my favourite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so warm and nice in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!
I am OK.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Mommy, why didn't you want me?
Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more mind that will never think.
One more heart that will never feel love
Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers don't want their babies.
If you are against abortion copy and paste!! Add something to the last paragraph.
You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...
1. You start confusing it with the books. (that has actually happened...)
2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.
3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon. (They so were!!)
4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.
5. And so was Mark Evans. (Who?)
6. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis. (awkward pause...)
7. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"
8. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"
9. You believe that Dumbledore can't be gay because he and McGonagall were meant to be. (i actually did think that when I was younger...)
10. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die. (no comment...)
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:
~Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
~Clap when the good guy gets killed.
~During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
~Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
~Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
~Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
~Yell out what is going to happen.
~Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
~Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
~Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
~Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
~Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
~Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
~Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
~Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
~Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
~Try to start a wave.
~Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
~Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
~Sing with the theme music.
~Bring and use your own air freshener.
~At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
~Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
~Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
~Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
~Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
~Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
~Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
~When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
~Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
~start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
~Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
~Every time there is a gunshot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
~Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
~Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.
~Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
~Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
~Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
~Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
~Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
~Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
~Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
~Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
~Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
~Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
~Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
77 Weird and Random Things to Do in an Elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
74. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
77. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Gabby510, Guzzin' Gurl, ChetCherrio, Muggleborn444, faithfulfantasyluver,YourBooksAreMyDrug, REALM13, Marauder Neyo
Harry Potter* Reasons why Hermione and Harry belong together instead of Ron:
10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)
9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)
8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.
7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)
6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)
5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione.
4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)
3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)
2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)
1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, Black, Blue, Green, Yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, Black or White?
6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your Favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or Ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (A realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and Aggressive.
Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5, If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.
If you have ever done or thought the following copy and paste them into your profile...
Run into a door or lamppost.
If you have ever tripped over air. (Air is so inconvenient, right? Always getting in your way...)
If you ever tripped over your own feet.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus/train.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason.
If you have a true friend.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/tv show/film and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to.
The Stupidest Things On Products:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."(Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Wow. That's really helpful)
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(But, it's just a suggestion).
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."(the shoplifter special?)
On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children.”(I should bloody well hope so!)
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop."(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!)
Scoopable cat litter-"Safe to use around pets."(Again, I should bloody well hope so!)
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."(Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."(Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae)
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark."(OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."(Are you sure? Lets experiment.)
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."(Did someone do this once...?)
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Duh. Sherlock)
IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP READING UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
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2)ignore it and show that you don't.
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If you could read that put it in your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
An interesting situation to read:- (taken from desiwizard's profile)
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
(Taken from TheWorldsWorstJuliet's Proflie)
You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
If you think that schools should save the Earth by not giving us homework and not cut the trees down, copy and paste this into your profile.
Animal abuse cases are increasing in the recent years. If you're against animal abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.
(Taken from El-Queso's Profile)
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
The beauty of each flower.
Have you looked upon the ocean
The many colors of a rainbow
Have you sat with one you love
All the beauty that surrounds us
(Share and HELP SAVE MOTHER NATURE - FOR SHE IS A GIFT FROM GOD, OUR FATHER)
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