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Author has written 11 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Warriors, Brave, 2012, and Rise of the Guardians.
(Before we begin with all the lists, copy-and-pastes, and all that, I'll put down my WillowClan family.)
Pony (ponyiowa): Leader of WillowClan, and my first sister! Such a lovely person! XD
Cherry (N/A): A good friend, my second sister. I was the pastor at her wedding- my two sisters are also married to each other! She's a killer psychopath, but anyone who knows her already knows that. Hehe. And yet, despite her murderous personality, she doesn't like it when people argue. Hm. If you know me, you know her. And if you know her, you know she changes her pen-name too much. Therefore, it's N/A.
Ice (Frozen in a Forever of Shadows): A lovely, fun-loving person, doesn't like arguments. She has an alter ego (who doesn't, lol) named Petal, but instead of being a psycho killer like most alter egos, it's completely calm. Lol. My loverly sister =3
Isi (Isi Writer): My former apprentice off the Warriors Challenge Forum! She got on to WillowClan- um, shortly after me, I think? Forgive me if I'm wrong, dear sister. Lol, if she knew I called her that she'd probably KILL me.
Sunny (xXFrostwillowXx): One of my very good friends here on FFnet! When she first signed my papers I didn't know much about her, but now here I am, writing a story for her! One of her kittens is named Cleo II, after Cleo the broken kitty :):
Sky (Shadows in the Sky): Sky is my second internet brother, my first one left :( Sky was my way of filling the hole. Oh gods, brothers, filling holes... please think cleanly about that statement. Sky is a nice person, kinda argumentative, but he stood up for me when I got banned from WillowClan once -_-
Dawn (xXCherrydawnXx): Um... what is there to say?? She's kinda crazy. Just a bit.
Plus, I've got an internet hubby!
Phoenix (The Chaotic Phoenix): My first husband, and Pony's brother/husband! Yup! He apparently has a flamethrower (fire's his thing. Phoenix, y'know? XD)
(So, that's that, now onto the more or less [?] sane stuff...)
Hullo, it's me, Fire in the Willows, more commonly known as Bou. If you notice my profile is different it's because the site screwed up and did dumb stuff. Yeah.
Okay, I have something to say, but I dunno if anyone's noticed it about me...
If you notice that I leave you hanging, while we're RPing, or just chatting, it's 'cause I have a bit of a life. I also have a short attention span, which means sometimes I'll be waiting for Gmail to update and I'll wander off. Plus, I get on around mealtimes, so I have to leave and I don't always remember to say so. So, if I leave suddenly, you know why XD
Also, if I ever do a modern day AU type story, you may notice I use Oregon a lot. That's because I live there XD
We'll start with the lists, shall we?
Favorite warriors Characters, in no particular order
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
LittlecloudxSpottedleaf? Um, let me see, NO.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
SandstormxSquirrelflight is almost worse than WillowpeltxPatchpelt.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Crowfeather? Yeah, I think. I dunno.
5) Would two and five make a good couple?
LeafpoolxCinderpelt? To the ill of mind, perhaps.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
CinderpeltxCrowfeather or CinderpeltxOakheart? Either, I suppose.
If Bluestar walked in on Leafpool and Sandstorm kissing she'd die. Again.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Ravenpaw and Oakheart...
Ravenpaw tries desperately to return to ThunderClan, but instead dies and passes to StarClan. Oakheart finds him and soothes his lonely heart. NOT SLASH.
9) Is there anything as one/eight fluff?
MistystarxSandstorm? You go look- I'm afraid.
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Bluestar and Squirrelflight hurt/comfort? Hm... "Calm Stars". Don't ask -_-
11) If you wrote a one/six/eleven fic, what would the warning be?
MistystarxLittlecloudxSpottedleaf- Yeah. Please don't read this, I think I was high or something...
12) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Oakheart to Leafpool- Hey babe. We've got something in common.
Leafpool: What's that?
Oakheart: Why don't I show you... later?
Oh schiznits. That's just weird.
13) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Mistystar and Sandstorm are in a happy relationship until Cinderpelt runs off with Crowfeather. After Sandstorm dumps Mistystar for Leafpool, Littlecloud gets upset and retaliates by dating Squirrelflight. Etc.
14) What would be a good title for this?
A Bit of Confusion
15) What would the genre(s) be?
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
Have never seen you cry.
Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
Ask you to write down your number.
Have you on speed dial.
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Will help you when you're lost.
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass.
Will go with you to a concert.
Will be helping you kidnap the band.
Will hide you from the cops.
Are probably the reason they are after you.
Will buy you a pregnancy test.
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming.
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you.
Will pick you up when you fall down.
Will pick you up, then trip you again.
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it.
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours.
Will leave when they feel insulted.
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong.
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.
Will offer you a soda.
Will dump theirs on you.
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month.
Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral.
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.
Would ignore this letter.
Will repost this crap!!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
(And no, I don't think that would happen if I didn't C&P.)
Real life questions that have been asked in court:
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?!
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Let's try it. Right here. Right now. Ready- zzZzz)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Aren't we, I dunno, TRYING TO STOP theft?? jk)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (There's irregular soap to??!?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Yes, but that's only a SUGGESTION.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Whoops.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (And it's not supposed to...? Wuuut??)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Saves time, at least. Not the ER bit, but, y'know...)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (You hear that? Keep those five-year-olds with colds away from the heavy machinery...)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Again, like the heating in the oven?? )
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Methinks something was lost... o.o)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (Drat. And here I wanted to take them to space for Martian Christmas...)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Oddly enough, that makes me VERY curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (I think I feel cheated.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Are instructions mandatory?? Do they need to be on a container?? I swear, I think so.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (So THAT'S how Old Bob down the road did it...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (They lied to me... They lied to all of us... THEY SAID WE COULD BE SUPER TOO!! jk)
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If Edward Cullen were to read your mind and commit suicide immediately afterwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: Gravity of Love [Enigma]
Waking Up: Kiss from a Rose [Seal]
First Day At School: You Can't Take Me [Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Soundtrack]
Falling In Love: Animal I Have Become [Three Days Grace]
Fight Song: Imaginary [Evanescance]
Breaking Up: Paparazzi [Lady Gaga]
Prom night: What Hurts the Most [Rascal Flatts]
Life: Separate Ways [Journey]
Mental Breakdown: Here I Am [Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Soundtrack]
Driving: Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy [Andrews Sisters]
Flashback: Everytime We Touch [Cascada]
Getting back together: Amaterasu's Return [Okami Soundtrack]
Wedding: Blue; Da Ba Dee [Eiffel 65]
Birth of Child: Rolling Down to Old Maui [Stan Rogers]
Final Battle: If My Life Was a Movie [Ashley Tisdale]
Funeral Song: Bei Mir Bis du Shön
Final Credits: Quiet Like the Snow [The Devil Wears Prada]
Stop the Pairing Wars!
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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
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