Twistie1
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Joined 03-09-03, id: 353967
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Hey Everybody!
Let's see... some background info about me...
Sex: Girl
Age: Mid-Teens
Am I cute?: You bet!
Am I nice?: Hm... not so much.

Do I have a fovroite Character?:I have a favorite character- That would be Legolas- which would be evident from reading any of my stories, but I thought I'd mention it anyway...

Will I be nice to my favorite Character?: Not so much.

Will I write about other stuff?:Um... no. pretty much no.

Is there anything I vow to (or not to) do?: Why, gosh! There Is!

I vow to keep my stories concise (no 40 minute monologues about how much elves love ... dirt or whatever)
they will always be...juicy...for lack of a better word.
My characters wont all be me starring as an elvish peasant/maiden/pimpette/whatever who falls in love with legolas and gets killed/pregnant/nobody finds out what happenes becasue they all get bored.
I won't write crossovers
I'll TRY to update as often as possible.
I vow not to ever write a "Twistie: In middle earth" story. I will stray from what wont seem to stand out in peoples minds.
I will make up very different characters.
li>If I don't like a story, I vow to kill it.

Just because these are my vows doesn't mean I'm beign judgemental of any one who doesn't follow them. Geez, lighten up ;-)

Is there anything that probably will or wont happen regardless of whether I vow?
Yes, in fact.

I won't always stick to my vows. I will, try very hard.
There will be spelling mistakes.
I probably wont care about angry reviews.
There won't be elvish (*cough* haven't *cough* read the books)
I doubt I'll write anything rated under R- that's what school is for. Duh!
I won't spend a lot of time writing about secondary characters.
I'll makfe fun of people. Sorry it's my nature.

I wanted to put quotes, but that seems to like too much of a personal statement...

Enjoy my stories! (yeah right)

Let's start with "Myth"- a sweet story, then we'll get nasty.

Myth reviews
An ex-protitute shows up in Mirkwood with Legolas's baby.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Legolas
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