"...?" *looks up from computer* "Oh, hullo! It seems you've read my only story on here so far, The Miner's Destiny. I THINK it's the most popular one on the site, but most of the reviews are trolls and questions for the Q&A, so I always wonder how many real fans I have.

"Whoop, yup, speak of Herobrine. Hear that banging on the door? Those are the trolls." *grabs diamond sword* "Pardon me for a moment, make yourself comfortable."

As you sit down on the wooden couch with wool padding, you look around the small house. You really weren't expecting one of your favorite authors to live in a giant red mushroom right smack dab in the middle of a forest biome, but hey, whatever powered her minecart, right?

Inside the small house, there is her writing desk, of course, another desk for drawing, which has an unfinished sketch of what looks like a guy holding a giant pickaxe, her workbench and furnace, and a few odd things: A cage containing a slime, a magma cube, and a swet; a sealed iron door with odd rumbling noises coming from it, and a HUGE bow, at least seven feet, hanging on the back wall above her computer. And it was made of... blaze rods?

You hear her come back. She wasn't as old as you expected, but you were too polite to ask her age. "Like it?" she asks. "It's not much, but it's home. Maybe once I release my story to Minecraftia, I'll be able to afford a better house, maybe even one in the village. But I don't know, I'm just dreaming. Hey, want some cocoa pod tea?"

Okay. No more imagining. I'm FullMoonFlygon, my real name I'm not going to say, and I don't actually live in a mushroom house. I live in a little town in West Michigan that nobody's ever heard of, so I'm not going to bother telling you. If you wanna imagine me, I have layered brown hair with blonde streaks past my shoulders, dark hazel eyes, really long eyelashes, and... uh... a guy-shaped nose. But don't imagine that part. Imagine me being very... very sexy. Yes, excellent. My main hobbies are writing (Obviously), drawing, talking with my friends (Yeah, I actually have a social life. surprising?), and playing videogames. Usually RPGs, like Pokemon and Skyrim, but I also like Harvest Moon and League of Legends! (My username is 0Smugleaf0 if you ever want to get beat up by Lux.)

When it comes to music, I listen to mainly stuff like Coldplay, Muse, Imagine Dragons, Mumford and Sons, etc. A majority of the music on my iPod is soundtracks from videogames and things. I'm trying to branch out my musical taste at the moment, but I can never bring myself to start. _'

MY WRITING. My main story is called The Miner's Destiny. It's a Minecraft fic about a girl named Adeline Jones who just turned thirteen, although I'll probably make her older. For her birthday, she gets a pretty necklace from her cousin Claire, and said cousin introduces her to the game Minecraft. Then stuff happens. That story is probably the reason you're on this page, unless you know me from school. If you do, go away. There's a good chance I don't like you.

Anyway, said story has a deviantART account, called TheMinersDestiny, which has art of the characters, a map of the TMD world, preview pictures for the next chapter, lots of cool crap like that. And I fixed my tablet, so it works all the time, but I'm also lazy. Go check it out please. :D

A little while ago, I had a character contest, which would only have four winners. The winners are, in order of their debut, Mellifluousness, with her character of the same name, Curtisimo, with his character Will, Sea of Fire, with her character Zoea, and MechanixAngel, with his character Chris. :D Congratz to you, and do not ask me if you can be in the story or you will be shot with a mini marshmallow gun.

And yes, I disabled guest reviews. But you would too, when you get spammers that need a grammar book thrown in their face and people who think they know me from school. Ugh.

STORY PROGRESS

The Miner's Destiny: Complete! Finally!

Fun Fact: When this story is done, there WILL NOT be a sequel. Let me say that again. NO SEQUEL. I had an idea, but it would just be cheesy and not as violent. Let's just say it now: Adeline's two kids would have to rescue their mother from the Nether, where Herobrine was going to force her into marrying him and becoming his Nether Queen. And a baby Enderdragon was going to be involved. ...yeah. Feel the amount of unsuccessfulness radiating from that. Yuck. And nothing would be any better. Also, no you may not write your own sequel.

The Miner's Destiny - Rewrite: Chapter Two is finished, but I'm waiting a bit before I start posting. When this is posted, the original story will be kept and renamed "The Miner's Destiny: Classic".

The Miner's Destiny - Version 2: If you haven't visited my DeviantART, this story is mostly an experiment and practice, but it'll be really fun. Basically it's a much darker version of TMD, and a lot more Sci-Fi/Dystopian/Suspense/Feels/What is even going on. It'll be awesome. This'll probably be posting at the same time the rewrite is, but I may do it after so people don't get confused.

The Miner's Destiny- Origins: This'll just be a series of oneshots about how each character got to Minecraftia. I dunno when this will happen.

And eventually I'm going to write something other than TMD. Maybe Pokemon or something. I dunno. I've grown rather attached to these characters.

AND WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER, PLEASE READ THESE AMAZING WORKS OF ART.

The Prophecy of Minecraftia, by MechanixAngel: Okay, this fanfic is like a freaking legend. It's amazing. And the author is real nice, which is a bonus. Just go read this. Okay? Okay. EDIT: I think MechanixAngel is gone. I haven't spoken to him since April and I'm a little nervous. If anyone knows how to contact him, please do.

Ears to Hear Us, by Mellifluousness: This one is really awesome too. :3 And Mellifluousness is super nice and funny. Long name, though. Jeez.

The Journey of the Holy Sword, by xoxLEXIxox: Yes, I just listed all of my best friends' fanfics, but they are all AWESOME. NO FAVORITISM HERE. And this one doesn't get updated much, but it's great. Doesn't have a lot of reviews either.

The Heart of Stone, by xxKiseki-Chanxx: This is one that you guys probably haven't heard of, but it's a great Minecraft Fanfic (So far) and you should really review it. It's just amazing.

Sinister Beginnings, by CyanSkies: This is another gem found amongst the rubble, but it's a bit more well-known than THoS. The style of writing is deliciously sarcastic and humorous, and the... yeah. Read it.

So yes! And now I part with these words: Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!

Thank you!

vanishes mysteriously into the shadows*