Mrs. Brown-Darcy
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Joined 12-18-11, id: 3539753, Profile Updated: 12-22-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Thor.

Hiya! I'm from Peru, have 19 years old and absolutely adores Harry Potter.

Favorite pairings:

Hermione/Miranda

Severus/Harry

Lucius/Harry

Severus/Sirius

Bellatrix/Hermione

Fred/George

Bill/Harry

... mostly slash and femslash

--LIFE IS/ISN'T--

Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many friends you have.
Or how accepted you are.
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone.
It isn't about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all.
It isn't about who you have kissed.
It's not about sex.
It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have.
Or what kind of car you drive.
Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.
Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to.
It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown.
Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are.
It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport.
It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you."

LIFE JUST ISN'T.

But, life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully.
It's about keeping or betraying trust.
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or a weapon.
It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
It's about what judgments you pass and why. And who your judgments are spread to.
It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention.
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow, and spreading it.
But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred alone.

Only you choose the way those hearts are affected, and those choices are what life's all about.


Life Is...

It's about how many friends you have and how accepted you are (says the politician, the movie star, and the kid on the playground).
Life is about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone (says the lonely woman in her old armchair).
It's about who you're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all (says the teenager).
It's about who you have kissed (says the gossip and slanderer).
It's about sex and drugs and STD's (says Janet Reno and condom-distributors).
It's about who your family is and how much money they have and what kind of car you drive (says the college, the club, the clique, and the popular kids).
And life is about where you are sent to school (says the employer).
Life is all about how beautiful or ugly you are (says the producer, director, photographer, and model).
And life is what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, and what kind of music you listen to (says the fashion magazine and the trend-setters).
It's about if your hair is blonde, red, black, brown, mauve, or rainbow (says the clown).
And if your skin is light or dark (says the racist).
Life is most certainly about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, and how smart standardized tests say you are (says your parents, your teachers, your boss, your future, and your relatives).
It's about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport (says the sports enthusiast and the snobs).
It's about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you" (says most of the entire world).

LIFE JUST IS.

BUT (...and this is a big "but")...
Life is also about who you love and who you hurt.
It's also about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully.
It's also about keeping or betraying trust.
It's also about friendship, used as a sanctity or a weapon.
It's also about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
It's also about what judgments you pass and why. And who your judgments are spread to.
It's also about who you've ignored with full control and intention.
It's also about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's also about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow, and spreading it.
It's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred alone.

SAYS JESUS.

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Romp among the Roses by Her Royal Goddess reviews
Hermione and Lucius find a way to enjoy a rather dull dinner party.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Playwizard by FlamingToads reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a magazine. Playwizard to be exact. Hermione stuffs it in her bag knowing she probably shouldn't after noticing a certain green eyed professor on the front cover. Rated M for later chapters. Yes, this is a slash fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,313 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Dear FanFiction Writers by PrincessAmelie09 reviews
After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The First Cut is the Deepest by Lillibet426 reviews
Severus Snape returns to teach at Hogwarts and he discovers that he's not the only one with scars...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,982 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Ámame by A. Slytherin reviews
Quién diría, perro pulgoso, que te enamorarías del murciélago grasiento...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Sweeney Todd Goes To School by SweeneyLovesMe reviews
What would happen if you woke up and Sweeney Todd was in your house-and it's a school day? Sweeney Todd Goes to School!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sweeney T.
A Broken Heart Does Not Accept Apologizes by A. Slytherin reviews
Severus breaks Harry's heart, and after five months they meet again. How will they act? Not good at summay but please R&R! SLASH HP/SS. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Worst Day Ever by frecleface reviews
Voldemort's Death Eaters try to come up with a way to cheer him up when he's feeling down. Turns out it only makes his remorse worse. -AVPM, Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort one-shot. Some f-bombs, but nothing severe-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Nothing's Gonna Harm You by RanebowStitches reviews
Mrs. Lovett has to leave to care for a sick uncle, and she leaves Toby and Sweeney alone. What could possibly happen? Slash, SweeneyToby (set in the future, so it's little bit older!Toby)
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tobias R., Sweeney T.
The Luckiest by Dark Pirate Nellie reviews
Bellatrix waited for the return of Voldemort.Now, her husband is dead, and she needs to sort out her feelings and overcome a challenge that she never dreamed she would even have the chance to overcome.AU Rodolphus is dead.Bellamort.After Bella's capture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,370 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A Darker World Book One: Changing Identity by ChocoholicWriter reviews
Harry Potter has just found out that he's not a Potter he's a Snape and now he's off for his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. AU. Sequel to A Darker World: Prologue. Severitus. Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,824 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wow by FlamingToads reviews
Two female students caught in the act, three professors, a charm necklace, flaming peacock, and a buttoned shirt that will not come undone! R&R Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Right Through Me by Envelopesandwich reviews
Nearly Headless Nick and a mystery student realize they have feelings for each other. But how can this be? Nick is a ghost...and REALLY FREAKING OLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 7,213 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13578 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Snape and The Shampoo by Wandhappy reviews
A Snape oneshot. Rated M beacuae I felt like it!. What happends if Snape really did wash his hair? Funny and wierd R&R I muight make it in to a story. No Flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Bedside Manners by Cadiliniel reviews
(SSGL slash) Severus Snape is ill, and has only Gilderoy Lockhart to tend to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
He's Got the Eye by aldalindil reviews
Filk. Disco!Moody in a parody of "I Will Survive." Mature themes, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Alastor M.
The Man Who Knew Almost Nothing by Aeryn Alexander reviews
What ever happened to Gilderoy Lockhart? And who cares? Harry finds out and starts to care ... and winds up falling head over heels in love. So that makes this slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,346 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
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Magnificent reviews
AU. With somewhat nice!Loki, arrogant!Thor and regretful!Odin. Loki has a different reason for tricking Thor into going to Jotunheim. He just wants to save Asgard from the control of his cruel, arrogant brother. Will he succeed? Horrible summary but R&R!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Loki, Thor
Torture Me reviews
Hermione loves Bellatrix, but she is on the Dark's side. Will the love of the women overcome all the difficulties, or will they get separated? Slight OOC. BL/HG. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.