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Mother of 2 rambunctious sons and 2 Great Danes. My weekly food bills are insane. Fanfic helps me unwind after a busy day so that's why I'm here.

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Cien Anos de Soledad by HappyInLove reviews
Finally Back: There is a Girl, there is a Boy. There is a Kid. There are feelings. That's about it, really. But what else is there?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,451 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Best Mistake Of All by MrsK81 reviews
Living the perfect life with no cares or responsibilities suited Bella just fine, but her family had other ideas and all of a sudden everything was changing... and not necessarily in a good way. One last night out, one quick escape through a bathroom window, one assumption about her new boss plus so many other things proved to be one mistake after another or so it seemed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,450 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offbeat by SexyLexiCullen reviews
He's a cop. She's a student. A missed connection during a traumatic time leaves them both longing, until fate brings them back together again. Romance, humor, slight drama. Canon couples. OOC. AU. This is my version of Copward, and this is a working summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,677 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Bella
No Matter What by Lolo84 reviews
*ON HIATUS* No matter how big and bad you think you are, if a child hands you a toy phone, you pick it up. No matter how damaged you think you are, when someone pure and beautiful offers you their love, you love them back. And no matter how tough, when your mom asks you for a kiss, you give it. And you make it a good one. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave by Browns reviews
Bella was on the fast track to the perfect life, until everything fell apart one night. Now her life becomes more and more tangled at every turn. Can she find her way out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Donna by JiffyKate reviews
Edward and Bella are similar creatures; they both screw people for money, but one of them goes for blood. It's nothing personal...until it is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,421 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friendzoned by MrzEdCullen reviews
Bella & Edward have been best friends for years. They are themselves when they are together, but in school they act differently to fit in with the popular kids. Bella is in love with Edward and gets sick of pretending, what happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,057 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6625 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10804 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 6,543 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riders on the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Welcome to part 3 of the storm series. Sixteen years after Weather the Storm. Follow the Skip, Bella, and their kids - now older, wiser, and enmeshed in the family business. How will Edward cope with trying to teach Damion and Sonny the ropes, keeping Kylie out of trouble, and Bella happy? Does he still have what it takes to juggle all his duties? Mobward. OOC. AU. Romance/Humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 581,257 - Reviews: 8775 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Silver Lining by kimpy reviews
Divorced Bella meets widowed Edward one afternoon in a Laundromat, and an instant attraction results. When you meet your soulmate after your spouse dies, do you allow yourself fall in love again? Written for Litljazzbird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,503 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ctrl Alt Del by GothicTemptress reviews
Beneath the painful emotions & seeping within her festering wounds, reality is pushing through the frayed edges of the radical decision Bella's made. Fragmented and overloaded, her choice is a difficult one, coming from a source she never expected. A system restore can be more complex than anticipated. Commence resolution protocol and prepare to queue those three computer keys ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lacrimosa and Honied Pomegranate Seeds by GothicTemptress reviews
The leaking whispers of secret desires beckon the gods of antiquities to Bella's awakening. Edward embraces the myth of Hades & Persephone ... together strangers engage in a thrill-seeking erotic fantasy of risk & discovery. More than stocks are exchanged on the busy trading floor - Award winning One Shot exploring sexual fantasies regarding public sex, kink & risky business!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 371 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mars and Venus by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Adventures by lurker123 reviews
Edward runs his family's tour company, which offers one-day itineraries around the Puget Sound. Bella is a tour guide. What sites will these two explore? This is a sweet and light fic about an E/B romance that blooms fast and deep. M for a reason. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 109,643 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning in the Silence by ScoobyPoo reviews
Bella is drowning in her own silence when her oblivious parents hire Edward to be her body-guard for the time that they are away. Just when her sanity has gone off the deep end, Edward makes it his own duty to pull her out of her shell and revive the girl that used to be. AH Canon Pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,379 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments by SydneyAlice reviews
She's a college student working toward a dream. He's a man walking away from the only dream he's ever known. There are moments that can change your life forever. This is their moment.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,466 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,920 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scintilla by GothicTemptress reviews
The temperature of our lives is first influenced by little sparks. If they're kindled, nurtured & encouraged, what fires can be ignited? A romance about activism, the humanitarian spirit within & the slow burn of a passion years in the making. It's an exploration of current events, global strife, African conflict minerals, social accountability & calibrating our moral compass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,368 - Reviews: 10217 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forget Me Knots by GothicTemptress reviews
In the complex composition of the fibers forming the rope of life, some knots are erotic & fulfilling while others are disconcertingly merciless. Many unravel, but vestiges often remain as evidence of distressful wounds too wretched to heal - An extremely dark One Shot that explores edge play, shibari rope play, erotic breath play and ... well ... things far more sinister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 311 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Roads Lead Straight Back To You by bashfulbellawannabe reviews
When a secretly pregnant Isabella walked out of Edward's life 4 years ago, he thought he'd never see her again. However, when he receives news that Bella's in a coma, and there is no one to watch her son, will Edward step into his "daddy shoes"? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 161,365 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Behind Closed Doors by lemonmartinis reviews
"I'm not sure what I am doing here or how to do this." Two people discover each other and themselves behind closed doors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Masquerade by twilightheaded23 reviews
Edward and Bella have perfected charades of normalcy for the sake of protecting themselves. But when their lives are forced to intertwine, will they be able to see through each other's walls? M for lang/slight angst/lemons . Human/AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,974 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Letting Him Go by KryssyBee reviews
Bella and Edward are happily married. Unfortunately for them, someone wants that to end. How far will they go? Will Bella and Edward's marriage survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voyeur by GothicTemptress reviews
A demure princess visits Cullen Castle. She perceives a few interesting things about the inhabitants & Prince Edward discovers that beneath her customary veil of piety, a dangerously inquisitive creature lurks, much to his pleasure. An erotic One Shot exploring voyeurism and the delicious seduction of a virgin tempted to pull aside her maiden's veil to do more that just watch.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 409 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bereit by GothicTemptress reviews
Faced with adversity, horror, pain, loss, love and hope, humanity bears the challenge of survival and the pursuit of happiness. Will Edek Cullenski and Izabela Swanda be ready for this journey? Based on my family's true story of surviving the Holocaust in war ravaged Poland and Germany during WW2. Honorable Mention Winner & Finalist for the 2010 Cherry Exchange One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 387 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eighteen by GothicTemptress reviews
Black night against perfect light, a circuit of touch and reverence inspire a countdown to seduction, the darkness awakened one lace of a leather corset at a time. Get ready to lose your breath ... An erotic One Shot showcasing the veneration of lovers enjoying the tightening of laces down the spine, and the awakening of a burgeoning need to sensually explore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 363 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward