Sweet Lunar Land
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Joined 12-19-11, id: 3545890, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 9 stories for Digimon, Amulet, Twilight, Hunger Games, and Devil's Arithmetic.

Before anyone asks any questions. NO. LUNAR IS NOT MY ACTUAL NAME. I wish it were, though. *sigh*

Here is a little bit about me:

I love to write, as you can see. My record for updating chapters for stories is eleven chapters in Eight days. I spend All of my spare time writing. It's my passion. It's what I would love to do for a living. But for now, it's just a hobby. I love to take pictures, my profile picture that you see over there is my own, (Please, hold your applause!) my teacher enjoyed the Anonnemysness of it. Creepy, right? ;D

I have brown hair and brown eyes, I am not a One Of a Kind yet I am unique. And I try to get people to know more and more about me and my culture (Persians, woo-hoo! c:)

I usually don't like to do sports--that's because I suck at it--but when I do, I do volleyball. I'm really good at it if I do say so myself. Plus I love to sew and cook, it's close third and second but my main hobby is writing. I spend ninety-nine percent of my day writing and the rest is eating, reading a book, or sleeping. Yeah, I'm a total geek. :D You could say I'm "obsessed" with One Direction. I love them to pieces. They're amazing and just so cute and talented. My favorite (although I hate to pick one) would have to be either Niall, Harry, Louis, Liam or Zayn. ;D Okay! I'm sorry! I just cant pick! I love to listen to music as I read or write, it kinda calms me down. And the lyrics sometimes inspire me more. So.. yeah.. :)

I role-play, too. On Facebook, actually. I have more than five accounts while most people only have one. It's tough, but I love it. :) I've made such great friends. Sidney, Kenzie, Johnny, April, Brie (my girlfriend), Jonathan, Jason, Camryn, and so many more! Of course, with friends comes enemies. My worst enemy yet. Macy, Alissa and Irene. Those little bitchs. Ugh. Gets my blood boiling at the mention of their NAME. UGH! Okay, spas moment over. Calm Lunar is now back. My main account on Facebook is here: Finny. If you role-play, add me! c:

And if you have Tumblr, follow me! I usually post up stuff about random things. c: so follow me here: Perfect Is For Barbie.

Books I read and recommend you read, too:

I recently started reading a book series called The Mediator, and I find it very, very interesting. Its keeping me on my toes.

I have read all the books for Twilight and I read Breaking Dawn in three days, but I've read the book eight times in the past year that I've had it.

I love the Maximum Ride series because I really wish I was as brave as Max, Angel, Nudge and the others, but I never will be.

I've also read The Hunger Games trilogy and would like to say.. Finnick, Prim, Rue, Boggs we'll miss you so much!

Abandon trilogy's better than The Hunger Games! I fell in love with John, and.. Okay I wont spoil it for you guys, but John is such a sexy BEAST. ;) ;)

The Mortal Instruments, of course, is a MUST READ GUYS. MUST. READ.

I've read Looking For Alaska by John Green. Kinda sad and too real for me. I'll stick with angels and fairies thank you very much! I've also read Faults in our Stars T_T

Divergent and Insurgent, also a must read guys!

The Seven Kingdoms Trilogy (Fire, Graceling and Bitterblue) has stolen my heart. Love the characters. Love the author.

Princess and the Frog. Such a cute series. Love it so much, also a must read.

Delirium. Just finished it, no no! Bad ending! No no T_T I won't spoil it for you guys but the ending made me cry not okay.

Hush Hush is also an awesome series and I recommend you guys read it. cx

Now! Anime's I've watched that I HIGHLY recommend for you anime lovers:

Soul Eater
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Fruits Basket
Gunslinger Girl
Sword Art Online
Ourian High school Host Club
Origin: Spirits Of The Past
Say “I love you”
Kaze No Stigma
Inu X Boku Secret Service
My Little Monster
Myself; Yourself
Shugo Chara
Black Butler
Hiiro No Kakera
Jyu-Oh-Sei: Planet of The Beast King
Princess Mononoke
Angel Beats!
Eden Of The East
Attack on Titan
Free (not finished)
Good luck! Ninomiya-kun
Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet
Skip Beat
Fairy Tail
Ghost Hunt
Baka and Test
Kurokos Basketball
My Bride Is a Mermaid
Okami-San And Her Seven Companions
Spirited Away
Secret world of arrietty
Howl’s Moving Castle
Strike The Blood
Kill La Kill
Heavens Lost Property
Outbreak Company
Uta no Prince sama

Hope you Enjoy my Stories!

The link to my FictionPress homepage is here, go check it out and read my stories! Enjoy!


Here are my stories and their Summaries!

1. Understanding love At Last

This is a One-shot based on Takuya and Zoe. Will Takuya Finally understand his love for Zoe? Will he and his friends ever see Ophanimon, Neemon, Bokomon and the other Digimon again? The answer to those two are, yes. He will, and he will say his love to her loud and proud, once he understands what his feeling actually are toward her. This is right after season four ends. So Enjoy my continued version of Season four guys!

2. Unexpected Love Story

Ronnie, Pierce, Max and Emily were in the void. This is in Emily's Perspective. Will Emily Betray Max? Will Max go over the edge and put an 'end' to Emily's destiny? Who is good and who is bad? Why did Max ever betray Emily? This is a prequel to Adventure to Find Love. Complete and with only three chapters filled with Love, Trust, hate, Loss, and Stupidity. So enjoy!

3.Take My Hand

This is a story about a girl named Tara who survived a terrible Car Accident, the Cullen family got to meet this brave girl before she died. Will Carlisle Cullen change her for the family? Is Tara the missing piece in the family? Who is Tara's mate? Does she even have one? Read this story of love, loss, and coming of age.

4. How It All Began

I did not like the ending in the first book of The Hunger Games, it was not the way I hoped it would end. So I changed it. Story starts in the arena when Katniss finds out she can go home with Peeta if they win. It will continue into Catching Fire and, hopefully, Mockingjay. So enjoy this "in-progress" story of Love and Trust.58. Never really dead

Well, I m the first author to post up a story in this category. So yay me! This story is not made to offend anyone, I did not enjoy that Chaya Or Hannah died so I made it into a love story. Not really good at summaries. First chapter is a short Prologue so I hope you enjoy it.

5. Tiny Window

Isabella Swan is forced into a marriage with Mike Newton after high school. Her mother tries to support her father, and keep Bella assured at the same time. Charlie Swan is old and nearly retired. He wants nothing but the best for his only daughter. Since Jacob and Edward broke her heart she doesn't accept them anymore. Slight OOC. 500 words. Completed.

6. By Royal Blood

Lady Isabella is only ten years old when she sees things no child ever should. Her mother has cheated on her father; Isabella is to be married to her cousin, Prince Edward of Seattle; her father is dead; a fire started in her home burns everything down and she is taken away from her family and riches. Isabella is kidnapped and becomes a slave. Will she find her family again? Set in medival times, slight OOC, all humans, original canon characters.

7. Challenge Accepted

Bella and Edward have been friends since high school. Edward is the local player and Bella rarely gets any dates. After six years of crushing on Edward, Bella finally thinks up a plan when she's drunk and gets Edward to agree to being her boyfriend. She calls it, "The Love Game" and whoever falls in love with the other first, loses.

8. Truth or Dare

This is a fanfiction where the readers, that's you, give me suggestions on which dare/truth that our victims-.. I mean, "characters" in Twilight should be facing next.

There is no MUST, who rules your life? You do. So take it to where you want to go. Because that's the place you'll be stuck in for all eternity and you better be happy, or you'll regret it.

I hang out with a girl the skips school, smokes, does drugs, fails most of her subjects in school, has piercings everywhere, and in a couple years would let any guy get some with her, so you think I'm like her? Wrong, I am the opposite. I am the responsible one. The one that will wait for the right guy to lose her V card to. I will never smoke or do drugs, Ill work somewhere were they help kids quit these things. I will stand up for my friends, even if it means Ill get beaten into nothing but shit. I will never skip school and I am going to do my best in school. Don't judge me by who I hang out with, just because I have lunch with them and get their advice on life it does not mean that I'm exactly like them. I hang out with her because she needs help, and I don't hang out with her because feel sorry for her shitty ass. I hang out with her because she never ceases to amaze me. She will come to school with her head held high in something a little too revealing and I'm the one that's covered up. Shes brave, I'm not. And that's what makes the world go round, right? Different people are interesting. If we were all goody two shoes, like me, then there would be nothing to talk about. Because I'm quiet and always have my nose in a book while she goes around yelling about whats right and whats not. Shes got confidence that I lack. We need each other to survive high school, so don't judge me by who I hang out with, and don't judge her by what she is revealing to you. Deep down inside we are all people, different people that need one another to give advice and to tell the other about bad experiences so that one will be the only one to face them while the other does not need to.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use ._., ;), or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character—yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

"No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age."
"Love is not blind -- it simply enables one to see things others fail to see."
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres".

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
"She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face."
"I plan on living forever...so far so good."
"Love your enemies. It makes them so damn mad." --P.D. East
"When someone says "nothing is impossible" ask them to dribble a football."
"The key to a healthy marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before you wed and half-closed thereafter."

Edward Cullen-Sexier than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen-Stronger than you since 1916
Jasper Hale-Charming ladies since 1843
Rosalie Hale-Better than you since 1916
Alice Cullen-Quirkier than you since 1901

The Right Guy:
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

(These ones are great for a laugh)

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

-- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

This is just a few ways to tell a guy off if he tries to get a little something-something form you at a bar.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Okay moving on...

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."


-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject
-We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge I laugh harder.
-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
-A day without light is, well, night
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D
-What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-Thanks Stephenie/Suzanne, now I will NEVER get a man. :D
-I don't obsess! I think intensely. (so true!)
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Place an X next to everything you've done. Remove it for things you haven't. Remember this is an account of your entire life!

() Smoked A Cigarette

(X) Drank so much you threw up (it wasn't alcohol though)

(X) Ate so much you threw up

(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

() Skipped School

(X) Been to Canada (Oh, please! I live in Canada)

() Been to Florida

(X) Been on a plane

() Run away from your parents

() Been lost

() Gone to Washington DC

(X) Felt like dying

(X) Played Cops and Robbers

(X) Sang karaoke

(X) Paid for a meal in only coins

(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(X) Made prank phone calls

(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

(X) Danced in the rain

() Written a letter to Santa Claus

(X) Blown bubbles

() Gone to the movies, paid for one ticket, and then snuck into a theater to see a different feature afterwards

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong.

(X)I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
(X)I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
(X)I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
(X)I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
(X)I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
(X)I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
(X)I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
(X)I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
(X)I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
(X)I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic (Im not, but its still wrong to say Irish are Alcoholics)
(X)I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
(X)I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
(X)I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
(X)I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
(X)I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all

Lady Gaga taught me its okay to be different
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through
Travis taught me how to be generous
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me
Fergie taught me how to spell Glamorous
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas
Iyaz taught me how to spell solo
Ke$ha taught me how to spell Dinosaur
I love music and it is clearly helping my education.

Random Sarcastic Junk:

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!
let me write that down in my 'things I don't really give fuck about' notebook.
Yeah you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
Warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn't exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or take over...hate me. Personally I could care less
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape
Life's tough...Get a helmet
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

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My Heart My Home by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen, constantly in the spotlight, sought after British actor has had problems with his staff. He needs a new housekeeper. Bella, his manager's sister, is in a tight spot and needs a job. They meet … they talk … they bond. But how deep does the bond go? Can either of them figure it out? Will he realize what he already has?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,722 - Reviews: 5440 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 1/4 - Bella, Edward
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/14 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Angel by JennJenn96 reviews
Edward torments Bella everyday. She puts up with it until she receives a mysterious text from someone who calls themselves guardian angel. Follow Bella as she goes through life with the help of a stranger...or is it her friend...or a possible enemy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Better Luck Next Time by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella has always felt like she had the worst luck. Getting pregnant with her son Alex from a busted condom while on the pill. Now 5 years later, her embarrassing & unfortunate luck hasn't changed when she gets locked out of her house in nothing but a bathrobe, 1 slipper & a bag of garbage with her hot new neighbor Edward watching from his porch with a stupid sexy grin on his face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/3 - Bella, Edward
Wordless by Shady Phee reviews
Bella, a young, new high school student is perfect and beautiful. There is only one, small thing about her. She's mute. After witnessing the murder of her parents, she hasn't spoke since. Edward, the high school, golden boy has kept his distance for a year. Until today. Today he grew enough courage to reach out to her. Changed to M for violence & explicit sex scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,022 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,862 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,256 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love With No Regrets by Mockingjay272 reviews
What if Katniss really did fall in love with Peeta during the first Games? What if no one doubted that her actions weren't purely out of love? How will this change their lives?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,051 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Diamond In The Ruff by Bunzilla894 reviews
After returning home, Zuko finds a broken and beaten Katara in his fathers bedroom. Taking her under his wing, their relationship grows and blooms into something magical, but can this love survive the war and other insane events! Being edited and improved, and hopefully finished shortly! Please Read and Review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,054 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Zuko, Katara
Angel Dust: Outtakes from the Angel Series by drotuno reviews
This is a collection of outtakes, futuretakes, and one shots from the Angel Series. Rated M E/B Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,710 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Edward, Bella
Project Guardian Angel by Fangrules reviews
When WWIII breaks out scientists from across the globe come together with one goal in mind: preserve humanity. A handful of children are selected to be sent to an island designed to protect them and with only six adults they soon find that maybe this curse is a blessing in disguise. Friendship, love, trust and loss await them on their new home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
Warmth by AbsolutelyMullered reviews
Alice is dragged to a club by her brother, Emmett. There she meets Rosalie and Isabella, two beautiful women who promise to make Alice feel wanted. Smut ensues. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Alice, Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Through the Storm We Reach the Shore by LJ9 reviews
A few years have passed, and this time Merida's the one who's requested a gathering. Maybe with a wider guest list she'll have a better chance of finding a husband.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,638 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
How it all Began! by IamHIDINGinYOURcloset reviews
The Hunger Games is long gone, Aaron Mellark age14 lives with his Mom and Dad and his two sisters, but when rebellion breaks out he will have to fight for his life asthe Hunger Games that he has only read in history books comes to life!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Other tributes
Wedlocked by chynnadoll36 reviews
An arranged marriage is what separates them, but something stronger will bond them together. A story of an arranged marriage, seduction and a forbidden love affair. AH, M rated for adult themes and language, some canon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 236,397 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Bath by diamondwine reviews
Loki's reaction to an encounter with menstruation, written by request. (OFC and Loki)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Hard to Love by drotuno reviews
I didn't know how to ask him if I was going to lose the one person that had loved me unconditionally my entire life. Bella Swan had been in every moment of my life since I was seven years old. Eighteen years. She was there for it all, and it wasn't supposed to end like this. AH/Canon couples. EPOV Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
I'd Build You a World by LJ9 reviews
Modern AU: The DunBrochs host a Highland games at the castle every summer, and Stoick drags Hiccup down for a visit.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,441 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Hiccup, Merida - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Timeless by Hybridlovelies reviews
The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,750 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Exchanging Companions by Carolinacullen2012 reviews
Exchanging Companions is a popular TV show were spouses trade and live at another home for two weeks. When Bella/Jake and Edward/Kate trade places something happens that no one saw coming. What goes on behind closed doors if the conditions are right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,592 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Kate - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,951 - Follows: 6,556 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14768 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haunted Angel by drotuno reviews
The FOURTH in the Angel Series. Its a year later. When the Cullens move to a new home, Edward begins to hear something he can't explain. Is it a ghost or is he losing his mind? As always, there's love, angst, and music, plus old friends & new. AU/slightly-OOC Canon couples E/B Lemons/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 391,137 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unlikely Path by Ari Goddess of Night reviews
Slender comes across a new victim that intrigues him. What plans does he have in store for the one named Isobel Bennett? How is she different from the others?
Slender - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 3,490 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Love by neilsnotes reviews
One-shot. Pirate Captain Edward captures fiery Bella while out at sea. She interests him like no other and he wants her in his bed, only Bella wants nothing to do with him. Forced to spend time with him, Bella feels herself growing attached to the sexy Pirate, finding it hard to deny the passion growing between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Undead Alice reviews
On a park bench sits a beautiful and yet grubby stranger. What will happen when Bella literally stumbles across him? AH OOC Rated T for language. THIS STORY WILL BE BACK SOON. MUCH LOVE, ALICE X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,226 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightmare by lifeasyouknowit reviews
When Pierce has a nightmare, who is there to comfort her? Where is she? How will she know she is safe? JohnxPierce. Rated T to be safe. One-shot.
Abandon, Meg Cabot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
The Girl from the Imperial Theatre by compass54 reviews
***As of December 2013, this is being re-written - If you are reading this then wait*** Doctor Edward Cullen has no time for relationships while trying to complete his residency, but his world is turned upside down when a little girl from his past comes back into his life, needing a place to stay. OOC. Angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Soul to Take by ToxiNeena reviews
SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hades & Persephone by LadyEbony84 reviews
"The Rape of Persephone" in Greek is actually named "The Abduction of Persephone" An abduction sometimes can be consentual Myths in time get twisted losing their names and meaning This is my attempt to retell the most popular love story in greek mythology
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Digimon Tamers: After the Reaper by JohnC.ofMars reviews
The Digimon Tamers thought they were finished. Their only goal was to reunite with their old friends. They will get their chance and will embark on a new adventure that will force them to question good and evil, human and digimon, and everything between.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,514 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Tamers
Mischief in Loki's Army by HogwartsScribbler reviews
One shot from Loki's Army. Loki gets his welcome home present from Sophie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Loki - Complete
AmyxKidd OC by Tia.Vaughn reviews
Amy goes with her partner to a party at Kidd's. Lemon. Original character from my fan-fiction story "A Sound Soul-Reaper Resonance". *I do not own Death The Kidd, or any other Soul Eater characters in this story.*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Death The Kid - Complete
Time Changes by noflowerinmyhair reviews
Zuko and Katara talk during their mission to find the old leader of the Southern Raiders, and one night sets huge changes in motion for both of them. I changed the rating from M to T. I apologize profusely for not getting to it here, check out 'Strong Wills and Synced Hearts' COMING SOON for smut ;
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,979 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Porcupine Love by Thescarredman reviews
It's so terribly confusing when you meet someone and you don't know what you want to do most - kill them or...
Gunslinger Girl - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Triela, Pinocchio] - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Nannook reviews
Katara is injured by a crazed man, only to be rescued by one of her enemies. As she is being treated for her wounds, she is taken prisoner by the Fire Prince. Two different worlds collide and the goals for each get lost as the days together turn into something more than either bargained for. Rated M for later chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Katara, Zuko
The Mind of Prey by Clockwick reviews
"Never go into the woods." They said, "or he will get you.". Rated "M" for final chapter.
Slender - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
Are You Dating Josh Hutcherson? by MellarksBakery reviews
A one shot inspired by a gif. Sorry this is in the Hunger Games section, I didn't know where else to put it!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Peeta M. - Complete
Not a Dream by Nannook reviews
The Fire Prince takes Katara as prisoner, but what happens when feelings get in the way? Zutara. Rated M for later chapters
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Zuko, Katara
The Same Mistakes by politiksandprose reviews
"This is not up for discussion, Katniss. You two are spending the summer at Uncle Haymitch's, and that is it." In one summer, Peeta Mellark is able to turn Katniss Everdeen's world upside down. Set in present-day. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,096 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11773 - Favs: 5,558 - Follows: 4,126 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It really happened by FullMoonOcean reviews
A tattoo. A sequence of numbers on her left forearm. All the months of pain.. They had all happened. I saw the movie, haven't read the book.
Devil's Arithmetic - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hannah S./Chaya A. - Complete
Ikuto in Heat by Hachimisu reviews
When spring comes around, cats go into heat. Ikuto is no exception. Amuto lemon. ONESHOT COLLECTION
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,001 - Reviews: 5782 - Favs: 4,580 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escape Strategy by Aimsaru reviews
A bond had formed between them through a mutual understanding of the need for escape from duty. A sizzling spark of attraction had clinched the way their interactions would be handled. Iroh II/Korra written after his initial appearance in 1.10, pre-finale.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2012 - General Iroh, Korra - Complete
Finding Ourselves by OpalMagnus reviews
When Mako leaves with Asami on a quest to "find himself", who will ease Korra's heartbrake? /One-Shot/
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Korra, General Iroh - Complete
A Thousand Years by Mystic Sorrow reviews
Takes place right after Fire. Brigan has been gone for months, leaving Fire alone in King City. Now he's back and Fire is ready to receive the pleasure she has been aching for since he left.
Seven Kingdoms Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Brigan, Fire - Complete
Rebuilding In Spring by Oratorio reviews
"I am not the Mockingjay now, not the Girl On Fire. I'm just a girl, kissing a boy and trying not to fall in love". A pre-epilogue Katniss and Peeta story.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Vindicated by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella is kidnapped and given to Edward who is a son of the Volturi Crime family, which makes their money through human trafficking. Mafia, mob, some violence, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,013 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate was in my Favor by In Love with the Stars reviews
What would have happened if Katniss had been in love with the boy with the bread all along?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
A Day of Pure Love by vamplight22 reviews
Josh Hutcherson and his girlfriend, Allison OC , share a day of pleasure and love. This is basically all smut, so if you're not into that, this is your warning. This is fic is dedicated to me friend, Grace :
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
A Untited Love Story by xLadySlytherinx reviews
Haymitch Abernathy was in the 50th Hunger Games, better known as the Second Quarter Quell. Haymitch has never been in love, so then why is he so knowledgeable about Peeta and Katniss' predicament? Her name was Jessica Dante. And she's not really dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
Trapped in Hell by ggooddB reviews
What happens when Max and Fang are trapped in the School? No one knows, but one thing's for sure... It'll be hell.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Max, Fang
The View of A Baker's Boy: Hunger Games by BRIGHTSIDEash reviews
The Hunger Games in Peeta's Point of View
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,194 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Underworld by Maureen Ponderosa reviews
Basically about what happens after Abandon. So I guess it's the sequel. Don't question just read! And review!
Abandon, Meg Cabot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Maximum Ride: Making Us Work by JustAnotherScribe reviews
The gang's reunited at the end of book three and Max and Fang's feelings are finally all out on the table. Rated M for future chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Pandemonium by Daine Salamin reviews
Kazuma almost loses the thing most important to him.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
The Moment I Decided To Let Love In by Sadness-or-Euphoria reviews
After her return to District 12 after the fall of the Capitol, Katniss has a dream that tells her something she's always known. M for suggested adult themes. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Playing the Part by Apoc326 reviews
Soul and Maka attend a Christmas party for their friends hosted by Kid. Things get heated between the two who return home to have their own holly, jolly time. My Christmas present to readers of Nine to Life and Your Guardian Soul. One-Shot Lemon
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,248 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Reunion by BlackRose1616nnn reviews
After two years of being apart, what happens when Ashitaka sees San for the first time again? Love, or hate? Lovely lemons, for all of those romantics out there. Rated M. Blah Blah Blha, click on the link! ;
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Ashitaka, San - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 24860 - Favs: 11,476 - Follows: 8,094 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent Sins by knicnort3 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, and even the guilty can be innocent. Bella was raped and became pregnant.Yrs later she reconnects with Edward, who she knew as the strange loner in school.When dark secrets are uncovered,love is tested.*sum inside*Citrus/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 151,622 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
iphone by dalittopixievamp PiciVolturi reviews
Aro recently recieves an iphone,and discovers a whole new way of loving his wife. Sexting alert. smut/lemons Aro/Sully. in honor of steve jobs. APPLEPRIDE! inspired by my special :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Aro, Sulpicia
I love you baby by dalittopixievamp PiciVolturi reviews
Their anniversary, what does our adorable psychopath do for his lady love? Aro /Sulpicia Smut/lemons,nc17 dedicated to someone :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Aro, Sulpicia - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 407,022 - Reviews: 12935 - Favs: 8,249 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
'He doesn't see me. I didn't expect him to. It's our job to blend in, everywhere, even among each other, and I am *wonderful* at blending in.' AH, spy!AU, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shiver by BlueBird Blues reviews
Loki falls to the earth after his defeat at the hand of his brother. Forced to recover in a lesser body until his powers return, he is taken in by an unsuspecting human. What will he discover at the hands of the race he has come to despise? Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,276 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, OC - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22648 - Favs: 13,714 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offside by Savage7289 reviews
Edward's the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella's just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 170,098 - Reviews: 33025 - Favs: 6,299 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Digimon Tamers: After the Reaper promos by JohnC.ofMars reviews
A brief group of teasers for my upcoming work Digimon Tamers: After the Reaper. The promos take different perspectives from assorted characters. Read, Review and Enjoy.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Tamers
An Angel's Promise by drotuno reviews
The THIRD in the Angel series. We pick up where we last left off. Edward and Bella starting new in England...new friends, old friends...and lots of love, angst, and music. AU/slightly-OOC...and as always, lemons. Sequel to Broken Angel & Angel's Embrace.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 404,987 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eating Bet by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
Black Star makes a bet with Soul that sends Soul on a mission he know he can complete. Maka, ultimately, is the center of the bet and she's very much willing to do her small part. Her part? Sit back and be eaten, not literally of course. Soka lemon.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Sleepless night by reginleif-valkyrie reviews
Emily can't sleep and she runs into Trellis. Both reflect on their ideas of the other. It's an EmilyXTrellis, but it's not, you know, creepy.
Amulet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
An Oceans Cry by bearhugsfromemmett reviews
Bella - who happens to be a mermaid - always wanted to be human. Then she comes across love and can't hold herself back any longer. Falling for the green eyed boy, will she get her wish?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night by up2late reviews
Bella and Rosalie agree to kiss their virginity goodbye on prom night... but will Edward and Emmett be the only ones getting off? Rated M for lemony goodness. B/Ed & R/Em & B and R self-loving, but no slash. Pervy Picspiration Inspired
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wolves Mate For Life by freckles260 reviews
After 2 years, Iron town is rebuilt, and Ashitaka, a man now, still misses San greatly, so what happens when she shows up on his couch one morning... in character oneshot with double Lemons. AshitakaXSan LEMON.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Ashitaka, San
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 8,636 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just Lunch by TG81 reviews
He's a cocky man-whoring movie star. She's a media heiress engaged to another man. When Bella is in town finalizing her wedding plans she meets one of the men on her "Top 5." Rated M for a reason, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,902 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9302 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Another Year by Fly On Aya reviews
Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Girlfriend by SpiritHolly reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends, but Bella is in love with Edward. Edward is dating Tanya, so Bella has plan to get Edward to notice her through a song. Will it work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When I Look At You by EmbryLuvR32 reviews
Bella moves to Forks expecting the worst. Her father beats her because she reminds him of Renee. Edward; Forks player, seems to feel different with her, and changes. Bella trusts him and tells him her deadly secret. Short story. Contains rape and beating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pool Games by Social Safari reviews
Two teenagers in love are pool side on a hot summer day and they're alone together. Don't be naive, of course there are lemons in this story! Sheesh.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
SAMPLE ENTRY Slavery of the Heart by Through the Veil of Time reviews
Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maximum Ride: Beast Master by thanks-to reviews
It was the dangerous encounter on the school rooftop that started their bond. She never expected it. And he never wanted it. But as time goes by, they both feel the unavoidable attraction to each other. And she knows well, to tame the beast inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Fang, Max
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,417 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedtime Games by S. Soliman reviews
Stuck with the Hitachiin twins for the weekend, things get complicated when Haruhi is forced to share a bed with the devilish pair. HikaruxHaruhixKaoru. One shot. Lemons, Lemons and more Lemons.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Goddess in my Bathroom by angel eyes1 uk reviews
I was so proud of my entry for the PTB Smut University Girl-on-Girl writing exercise that I thought I'd go public. Bella walks in on Rosalie taking a shower. Femslash, sexual content, Bella/Rosalie, AH, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
TwiBlood by jjSpence reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Angel's Embrace by drotuno reviews
The SECOND in the Angel series. We are continuing in the lives of the Cullens, during their senior year at Dartmouth, when some new things develop in their lives. Will Edward and Bella be able to deal with the changes? AU/slightly-OOC. Rated M...lemons, language, violence. Sequel to Broken Angel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 370,821 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sandy's Saga by calla lilly rose reviews
Sandy and Soda loved each other, until everything fell apart. Sorry folks, content too explicit for T rating.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sandy, Sodapop C. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5670 - Favs: 6,352 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Started with a Spark by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
Bella is rescued by Edward, a firefighter in Boston. He feels differently about her, more so than anyone he's met before? Is she the one? Rated M for Lemons. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 13186 - Favs: 7,152 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Blue 42, Set Hike! by Frankie326 reviews
After the girls soccer team at Forks High gets cut, Bella, Alice, and Rose decide they are going to take up another sport where they like it rough. AU, All-Human, full of DRAMA OOC E/B A/J R/Em M for future chapters. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL ON THE WAY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Traces of Flame by Kyilliki reviews
After the battle-that-wasn't during Breaking Dawn, Aro and Sulpicia plan the future of their empire. Written for the 'I Get Off in Volterra' contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Aro, Sulpicia - Complete
Captain Cullen by BoyfriendDenim reviews
Bella watches a pirate movie when Edward is late from work one night. Lemon One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forgotten by Gaara's Plaything reviews
After an assasination attempt, Zuko has forgotten who he is. Reverting back to the person he was before his 'awakening', is there any way for him to return to the person that the people who love him know that he is? Zutara. Rated M for lemon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
I'm Gonna Make You Bend and Break by amaranthiin reviews
Max and the rest of the flock are still at Anne's place, before they ever even knew she had anything to do with the School. But what if Fang and Max had fallen for each other, and realized it, while they were still there? INTENSE FAXNESS. please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Bella by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
These are the thoughts of the Cullen siblings after Edward discovers the complexity known as Bella and her unreadable mind. From the time they first meet to when they fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Belly Dancing one shot bella edard lemon by Arashi-Kuroudo reviews
Bella learns how to belly dance just for Edward d shes gonna show him what shes got....Things get hot and heavy lemon smut whatever its yummy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coercion by tangentgirl reviews
Rosalie doesn't want Bella to become a vampire. Nor does Edward. They do away with at least one reason. Smut ensues. Femslash. Rather explicit. Rosalie/Bella/Edward. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Corner of First and Amistad by Sierra Swan reviews
Came up w/ the idea when listening to You Found Me by the the fray; NOT based on song. Bella & Edward both have dark pasts: every1 near Bella has died or left her and Edward used to be beaten. They meet in a coffee shop at Washington State, B/E and AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,009 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8485 - Favs: 13,180 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Laundry Day by Quinn Villiers reviews
Just a normal laundry day for Tohru and Kyo turns into something much more passionate. *LEMON ALERT*
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Safety: A Bella x Rosalie story by calhale reviews
After a lost bet with Edward, Rosalie has to keep Bella safe and have a sleep over with her while he's gone hunting. Bondage and Yuri ensue. Rate M for a reason, sometimes what you think is hate is really lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Chess by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Drabble - Edward and Jacob play a game.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Drabble: He had someone to live for. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweetheart of the Rodeo by HRHLadyEsme reviews
Bella and her friends love the rodeo, and cowboys, but know they can't get too involved. A traveling cowboy's "mistress" always calls him away. Now the man who taught her this lesson is back, and determined to make it up to her. "For My Valentine" entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthdays and Blindfolds by Acherona reviews
Ciel is turning sixteen but he’s not looking forward to his birthday at all. Will Sebastian’s surprise help our young Earl feel better? Smutty oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Hell's Belles by JennCullen4928 reviews
What happens when Emmett walks in on Bella and Rosalie in a compromising position? How will Edward react? Oneshot. Bella/Rosalie/Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare: Twilight by Mon Petit Pierrot reviews
Question dare fic. Involves the characters to be very easily driven to insanity as YOU make your favorite do something that they wouldn't ordinarily do. Such as Edward. The only chance you will get. ANY AND ALL DARES ACCEPTED. Still silver candle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Participant ONE SHOT by obsessiveimagination reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose are bored out of their minds now that the boys are out for the weekend buying another island. How do they decide to pass time and who joins them? Extremely Graphic. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Max, Fang & the Hotel Room Max's POV by druggface250694 reviews
Max checks the gang into the hotel. All the room partners have been decided and that leaves Max sharing a room with Fang. Do Max and Fang finally give in to temptation? Rated M 16 for sex and adult themes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Missing Moments by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Please by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of These Days by Unwritten Bliss reviews
[AU]'One of these days, I won't be afraid of staying with you. I hope and I pray, waiting to find a way back to you...'Cause that's where I'm home.'[Zutara]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,664 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Will You Give In by KeepThisaSecret reviews
Renesmee is fully grown after 7 years. She takes a trip with Jasper and Alice to South America, and on the way they run into a few bumps in the road. The biggest bump being, the person who saved her life as a child, Nahuel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Nahuel, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Love of a Pirate by muggleinlove reviews
A one-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a Pirate and Bella is the Governor's daughter. OOC one-shot, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Good Morning by Enigma Ladies reviews
Hikaru kissed her forehead and whispered, “Good morning, beautiful.” -Oneshot- WARNING! Contains twincest and sex! Bwahaha. You have been warned, foo's.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Deceptions by Midori-Nana reviews
Five years after graduation, and Tohru is leaving the Sohmas. Akito's reaction in particular is unexpected, but equally mysterious is Tohru's reason for departure; luckily, Akito has an impromptu plan and a shocking, sudden confession to make.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
Winning over Haruhi Fujioka by theunknownvoice reviews
When the host club discovers that they've all fallen for Haruhi the twins decide to win her over first. But will they be able to share her?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
A Devilish Plan in Action by Yve982 reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru get Haruhi to try out new clothes they have chosen. What happens when they present her with a scandalous outfit? Rated M for sexual content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,876 - Reviews: 4295 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
A Snowflake's Whisper by Natural Killer Cyborg reviews
Yuki x Tohru. Yuki wakes up from a bad dream concerned about Tohru. He goes to check on her, and finds himself a little close for comfort. He's naked in Tohru's bed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Darkness Brings Two Together by squirreldemon reviews
TK and Kari get into an enormous fight right before the Kamiyas move. Three years later TK heads to America to find Kari and gets wrapped up in more than he could ever have imagined, because it’s almost high tide in the Dark Ocean and he and Kari are goin
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
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Truth or Dare reviews
The title says it all. This is a series of Truth or Dare's that I think the Cullen family has played. People will leave me reviews telling me what should be the next truth/dare/victim and I'll write out a little fun scene for you guys to enjoy. So check this out and lave me a review telling me which truth/dare/victim I should do for the next chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper
By Royal Blood reviews
At ten years old, Lady Isabella found out that her mother had been cheating on her father; that she and her cousin, Prince Edward, were to be married in eight years; that her father had been murdered. A fire was started to distract the servants and keep them from helping Lady Isabella, so she was kidnapped and sold as a slave to a far away land. Will Prince Edward find his Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
Challenge Accepted reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on Edward Cullen since grade ten. They're both adults now and are living two very different lives. Bella is simple girl who doesn't get many dates while Edward is the regular player. The best part? They're best friends and Bella gets Edward to agree to playing "The Love Game" with her. So whoever falls in love first, loses. AU. Lemons. BxEd.AxJ.RxEm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tiny Window reviews
Isabella Swan is forced to marry Mike Newton because her parents believe he is a husband fit to her needs, when—naturally—he just has a lot of time and money on his hands. She feels like prisoner in the chapel, not wanting to have anything to do with the pig Newton. What will she do? Will she say the two words that will lock her up forever, or will she escape? AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Take My Hand reviews
Imagine this: It's late, you and your parents are driving home from a party when out of no where, a drunk driver hits the side of the car and you go flying off the highway and down the street. Your parents die instantly, but fate decided to let you live. You get rushed to the hospital and your world gets turned upside down because of one man. (Original Character x Nahuel.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Nahuel
How It Began reviews
What if things had been different in the arena? What if Katniss had realized that she loved Peeta sooner? Will things be the same between those two? Will they get out? R&R to find out! PeetaxKatniss. Katniss is very OC.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Never Really Dead reviews
What if Hannah/Chaya never got sent to their deaths? What if one guard love changed Hannah's fate? Read to find out what happened! R&R! Very OC/AU ChayaXOriginal Character. (Not meant to be offensive at all, so if you're hurt in any way I am sorry to offend you. That was not my intention.)
Devil's Arithmetic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hannah S./Chaya A. - Complete
Unexpected Love Story reviews
Ronnie, Pierce, Max and Emily were in the void. This is in Emily's Perspective. Will Emily Betray Max?Will Max go over the edge and put an 'end' to Emily's destiny? Who is good and who is bad? Read to find out! ENJOY!
Amulet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Understanding Love at Last reviews
This is a oneshot based on Takuya and Zoe. Will Takuya Finally understand his love for Zoe? Will he and his friends ever see Ophanimon, Neemon, Bokomon and the other Digimon again? Read to find out! ENJOY!
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Takuya K., Zoe O. - Complete