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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Movie X-overs.

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Benefits of old laws by ulktante reviews
Parts of souls do not go on alone. When Voldemort returns to a body he is much more sane than before and realizes that he cannot go on as he started. Finding some old laws he sets out to reach his goals in another way. Harry will find his world turned upside down once more and we will see how people react when the evil is not acting how they think it should.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 590,638 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 4,488 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Umino Iruka and the Will of Fire by Leicontis reviews
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,740 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/21/2017
Shadow of Hufflepuff by Born To Sleep reviews
Harry Potter gets a twin brother who is not quite what he seems to be, and Senju Tobirama is not happy about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Harry P., Tobirama S.
The Root of All Evil Is Love by Crystia reviews
Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 116,645 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,966 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 6,161 - Follows: 7,435 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Love by Lusalma reviews
What happens when you are forged in fire and pain? When you are still expected to live and fight?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Orochimaru
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,716 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu
The Polar Express by Lady Aramis reviews
Harry is miserable one Christmas Eve and doubting the existence of Santa Claus. Those doubts are chased away by the whistle of a steam locomotive and the chime of a bell!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Polar Express - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/25/2013
Into the Defective by The Cowardly Christian reviews
An "into the bunker' AU! No shape-shifter...but something worse. Inspired by Harry101uk!( will be continued in 'Tales of the falls')
Crossover - Portal & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Oracle Turret, Dipper P., Wendy
S Rank Jutsu by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Why am I persecuted! by Arsonic reviews
He couldn't see much, it was all such a blurry mess. He felt jolts and warmth as if being draped in something and then passed around like a parcel. "Congratulations Mr and Mrs Granger, it's a boy!" OR In which Tom Riddle is reborn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Perpetual Narutositting Mission by Lucillia reviews
The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 408 - Published: 8/7/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Hiruzen S., Shisui U.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
A Dream Hastened by Solvdrage reviews
Danzo and his agents seek to subtly gain control of Konoha. Uzumaki Naruto's role in single-handedly defeating a fully-realized Bijū has made him a celebrity. The former pariah is now the Leaf's biggest hero. It is a perfect opportunity to create a puppet Hokage. The plan is nearly foolproof, except for one critical flaw: they underestimated Uzumaki Naruto! 5th-Hokage!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,730 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Jiraiya, Danzō S.
This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia reviews
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
Who the Heck is Naruto? by Lucillia reviews
Senju Hashirama, Konoha's first Hokage, has a village to run. If people would just get out of his way and let him that is. And, who the heck is this Uzumaki Naruto character they keep mentioning anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Hashirama S.
Team Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Obito finds that he's not above a bit of petty revenge when he steals something from Kakashi that he knows that the man will dearly miss out of spite. Three somethings actually. Three somethings whose names happen to be Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura who are now the unwilling students of "Tobi" and unwilling Genin of Amegakure after having been taken while returning home from Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 354 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Team Seven
The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,273 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Izuna U.
Shades Of Pink by Invader Johnny reviews
Irkens have a different perspective when it comes to colors, as Gaz found out when Zim gave her something that represents bravery for his people but for humans, it means everything the Irken Empire doesn't stands for.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker: Tobirama's Trauma, Toka's revenge by Silverlight10243 reviews
Sequel to Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker. After his disastrous matchup regarding Toka and Izuna, Hashirama still isn't satisfied. So when the Uzumaki's requested a marriage alliance between the two villages, he gladly offered his brother up, of course, we all know, Tobirama isn't happy about it and Toka and Izuna are up for revenge. (Microfic, Unfettered Crack, Sitcom)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 25,974 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S., Mito U. - Complete
Boredom by KuramaTheSage reviews
He was the great Kyuubi no Kitsune! He was the closest thing to God on the planet! Yet here he was, sealed in a mortal. However, he will never talk to that mortal even if he was begged by Kami herself. Never... Nobody can stand years without contact. What happens when Kurama falls prey to his loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,014 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pyrrhic Victory by Invader Johnny reviews
Dib finally did it, he saved the world from Zim, too bad no one else saw it that way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,336 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 4,214 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Draco M., Luna L.
Blood is thicker than Bone by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
The Uzumaki clan had a secret. They were related to the war like Kaguya clan which included their Kekkai Genkai. The two remaining survivors meet one another and there their fates are intertwined with each other. Pairings undecided R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 207,789 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
Butterfly Heart by The Fictionist reviews
AU. Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal inspired. After recent events in his life, Hermione refers Harry to the renowned psychiatrist, Doctor T. Riddle. He is unlike anything Harry ever expected or imagined, and soon proves to be a great help against the very shadows and name that haunts his waking hours. If only it remained that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 109,748 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Total Danganronpa by Heroi Oscura reviews
When 25 contestants are stuck in a school with no way out, a strange bear tells them the only way to get out is to kill someone. Can Noah, who the rest don't remember, and Dawn, who has lost her memories, pinpoint the killers and give them justice? Or will they all end up dying themselves? Warning: Character Deaths
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,151 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/23/2016 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Noah, Dawn]
The Akatsuki's Hunt for the Avatar by Villain84 reviews
The Akatsuki need more power to fuel their weapon, so they travel to the world of Avatar, to capture Avatar Aang and drain his power. Better summery included inside. My first M rated story on this site!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,695 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
There's a Potter on me by Ourliazo reviews
Voldemort is… confused. Potter is attached to him in the most literal sense and he won't let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Explosive Dragon by Kuroyuki no Ryu reviews
Draco Malfoy was a strange child, even by wizard standards. Actually, no, scratch that, to say he was strange would be putting it lightly, to be frank, Draco was a insane pyromaniac who had already committed multiple acts of arson by the time he was five. Not that anyone would ever say anything about it of course. And knowing Deidara, for him this was downright tame.(Reincarnation)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Draco M., Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Drop Your Defenses by LuckyDuck932 reviews
Five kids - a Nice Guy, a Fat Kid, a Princess, an Overachiever, and a Technomaniac - who live worlds apart are forced to spend their Saturday serving detention. They only see each other as the labels they have been given by their classmates, but by day's end they end up discovering there's more below the surface. An AU based on the John Hughes film "The Breakfast Club."
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,851 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Violet Beauregarde, Mike Teevee] Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt
The Dark Mob Boss by Kuroyuki no Ryu reviews
When Harry Potter went to America to pursue his dream of becoming a mob boss he left a very compatent minion behind. Colin happily conquered all of Magical Britain in his masters name. Now Harry has to come back to deal with it. Oh and Draco's gotten engaged. (Explosive Dragon Sequel)(Reincarnation)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Sasori
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6063 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mystery Man by kittymeowsalot reviews
Ed made a deal with truth more than a hundred years ago and met Albus when he was a boy with Flamel. Now, he's helping Albus with his problems, but what's this? He's lost his memory? How is he to help now? has cursing, Veela Draco, Griffins, Dragons, and lots of plot twists! Draco/Herm
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,219 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Edward E.
Blood Brothers (Not Discontinued I Promise) by IsisLestrange reviews
Voldemort thinks he has been very cunning in using Harry's blood for his resurrection, the blood containing Lily Potter's love. But dark magic always has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,085 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
High School from Hell by Anonymonimus reviews
When a spell leaves Bill trapped in a human body with limited magical powers, he goes about getting his revenge on Mabel and Dipper the only way he can: by infiltrating their high school. He may have limited knowledge about teenagers and humans in general but, one way or another, he's going to give the twins a hell of a time for their senior year.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,172 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Death's Sullen Minion by Res CVX reviews
After defeating Voldemort for good, Harry never thought he'd have another task; least of all, one that involved working for the one who he had evaded on multiple occasions, Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Death
Walk the Line by HufflepuffFilth reviews
Dipper had always felt like the black sheep in the Pine's family. He always felt like they would get along just fine without him - even Mabel, with enough time. Closing his eyes had never felt like such a reprieve from all of it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,138 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Monsters Aren't Born, They're Made by The Lucky Bell reviews
Kuroko and Akashi find themselves in the most worst situation possible. After accidentally killing two masked men, the only way to save themselves were to take their identities. And because of it, they're stuck in a house full of Creepypastas.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Kuroko T., Akashi Seijuurou
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 6,033 - Follows: 7,072 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Dipping Into Darkness by Flek Siner reviews
Who needs Rumble McSkirmish to fight your battles when you've got the help of a monstrous dream demon?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
And The Artists Played On- The Tale of Sasori and Deidara by Dunstin reviews
What if Sasori survived his fight with Chiyo and Sakura and remained Deidara's partner? The two clashing artists stick together as they realize the murderer of Sasori's parents, Sakumo Hatake, has a son- who is among the shinobi hunting them; a potential for Sasori's revenge and Deidara to challenge the Sharingan. But they aren't the only ones working in the shadows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sleeper Agent by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,048 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 6,700 - Follows: 4,801 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Total Drama Redemption by PurpleBandit3000 reviews
It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island, How will he fare the second time around? Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Written from Noah's POV. Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 197,351 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Noah, Izzy] Cody, Heather - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Freaks Should Stick Together by PenguinBandit523 reviews
HP and creepypasta crossover. A slightly darker Harry accidentally befriends the organ stealing, Eyeless Jack. It's horror for the Dursleys and Dumbledore, but the start of a new life for Harry. Oneshot, with a possible extra chapter of "Bonus Scenes". Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,317 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
No More Candles by Phantomrose96 reviews
13 year old Soos wants nothing more than to forget that it's his birthday. Good thing his boss hates birthdays just as much.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Grunkle Stan, Soos - Complete
Of Stalkers and Detectives by Redmobile reviews
Between school, raising his neighbor's neglected kid, and dealing with a stalker; love is the last thing on Yukiteru's mind. Akise Aru, apparently, didn't get the message. AU
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015
With Blind Eyes by Dichotomus reviews
In "society of the blind eye" Mabel changed her mind about erasing her summer romances. In this universe she follows her original plan with surprising, unforeseen consequences. "Why, hello there handsome. I'm Mabel. You wanna go see my pet pig?" "Stop messing around Mabel. We need to find Mcgucket's memories." "Dipper…", Wendy said, face pale, "She's not joking." Warning: Pinecest.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,647 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Dipper P., Mabel P.] - Complete
Lelouch vi Britannia, the 99th Emperor by Karndragon reviews
What if there was no Zero Requiem and instead Lelouch vi Britannia choses to become emperor with the intent of being the emperor of his Britannia.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,227 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lelouch L.
Chocolatiers: The Tour by Lace V. Lirk reviews
Warning: some "more then mild" cussing. In this story, the five kids are more dimensional. Augustus is a self confident clown, Violet is a pressured overachiever, Veruca is outgoing, has a screwed up home life and craves actual friends, Mike is a cynical rebel, and Charlie is a naïve pushover. The story unravels VERY differently because of these changed characters.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 7/23/2013
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
White Knight, Burning Bright by black.k.kat reviews
Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 374 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Noel by TzviaAriella reviews
Almost two years after the arrest of Kira, Near has finally succeeded L, but his reign hasn't gone unchallenged. Faced with an unsolvable string of murders threatening both his position and his life, the third L must seek help from an unlikely (and unlikable) source: his imprisoned predecessor, Light Yagami.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,639 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Light Y., Near, Halle L., Roger - Complete
Consequences of Misquoted Magic by Charabbi85 reviews
In Harry's 6th year, a duel with Draco results in unexpected consequences. Sent back in time to 1944 with no memories, Harry learns a new view of the Dark side. Conflictions arise on return to his own time with his old memories. Which side will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,326 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 6/10/2010
Becoming New and Changing Ones Self by kawaiicrimsonkitsune reviews
Who knew being human would be so exhausting? Not Kyuubi, what with being a giant mass of chakara in the shape of a nine-tailed fox. But after waking up next to Naruto as pretty much an exact clone of the blond things have just gotten extremely complicated for the demon and human.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ready for Freddy by Jayalaw reviews
When an animatronic pizzeria replaces Hoo Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree, Dipper Pines is suspicious. But even he can't anticipate what the animatronics do at night, when his friend Soos gets involved.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Bill, Dipper P., Freddy Fazbear, Golden Freddy - Complete
Freedom of a stranger by consolador reviews
Six children find themselves in a strange land where they were pulled into the madness of The Iron Throne. Each one of them try to survive by starting their own journey and adventure. With the help of their united dream, they search for the same person that was trying to find them from the beginning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Joffrey B.
The Snape Chronicles by notwolf reviews
The Harry Potter stories as seen from another perspective-Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,093 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beastly Brotherly Fluff by Neko-Angel246 reviews
What if Wirt and Greg both became The Beast...
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Gregory, Wirt - Complete
New Dork City by Harnody reviews
Cody moved to the Big Apple to get a better life... and now lives in a haunted apartment. As for Noah, he makes up the rules for a plan he didn't commit, and runs against Courtney, who's hellbent on ruining their hidden identities. And as for their obvious disguises, why is Cody still oblivious? Noah and Cody centric. STRICTLY BROTP. Prepare to expect the unexpected. DISCONTINUED!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Cody, Izzy, Noah, Harold
Yours in Sickness by Marwana reviews
When Harry starts to get sick, the only one who can save him is his worst enemy. Not a love story; warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,459 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Karasu-chan by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a menace. A general pain to his ANBU guard, the honorary grandson of the Sandaime, the demon-brat of Konohagakure, Naruto is known by many people in many different ways. Uchiha Itachi knows him as the hyper blond Jinchuriki that he was assigned to protect during his first days as ANBU - and Itachi was always a protective ninja. - UchihaMassacreAU, Rookie9changes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Code 12 by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Pacifica never used to fight with her parents. So when she finally sticks up for herself and runs out of the mansion, she heads to the only place she can think of, hoping that maybe this time, a door won't be slammed in her face.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Charlie and Mike and the Chocolate Factory by SNAPE IS SNAPE reviews
AU. Wonka wanted a heir. He got two instead, and he isn't thrilled about it. What if Mike resisted the temptation of the television room and won the factory with Charlie?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Mike Teevee, Charlie Bucket, Willy Wonka
Sword of Slytherin by Incarnadine reviews
AU after CS17. Harry pulls a very different sword out of the Sorting Hat, and that changes everything. The Sword of Slytherin has powers that go far beyond just killing legendary monsters, and soon Harry finds himself caught up in an improbable adventure and a bizarre case of mistaken identity. It just goes to show that strange things can happen when time meddles with wizards...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,860 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Helga H., Rowena R.
Out of the Chamber by thegoldenfirebolt reviews
Harry isn't able to destroy Tom's diary in the Chamber of Secrets and Riddle has to make a quick escape with the Boy Who Lived. Harry just wants to escape but Riddle is being more secretive about his plans. Will either of them get what they want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,993 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Save Him by Enuescaris reviews
Being left behind after Dudley's birthday party had not been what Harry wanted. And with a storm brewing he had no choice but to seek shelter in the building he had spent his day in: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
I Know I'm a Wolf by scrollingstuff reviews
A song fic where the twins and Kid!Bill Cipher are preparing to go to sleep, but as soon at the lights turn off, all Bill can think about is his views on Dipper and Dipper's views on him. Warning!: This is a BillDip fic. If you don't like, don't read! Also, the title and the song lyrics come from the song of the same name by Young Heretics
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Above Being a Pawn - The Tale of Dosu Kinuta by Dunstin reviews
What if Dosu had bested Gaara before the final rounds and managed to confront Sasuke? Dosu becomes conflicted with his true purpose in life and how to overcome the emotion of knowing he and his team have been nothing but tools their whole lives. In despair, Dosu must choose between returning to his master or finally killing Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Dosu K. - Complete
Humanity by Kizmuth reviews
The beast had thought that he was above humans and their pitiful humanity. Then again, he also thought that his antlers wouldn't get stuck in two trees when he traversed his precious woods. He was stuck and the only person close enough to help him was The Woodsman.
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2014 - The Beast, The Woodsman - Complete
Lord Daddy by Yuudan reviews
Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after trying to kill him. How are our favourite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Healing by Paresis reviews
After Temari's death, Kankuro's left to look after Gaara in order to fulfill her last wish. Fluff, teddy bears, psychotic demons, and angst abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro, Sai, Shin
7 Reasons Why Harry Isn't In Ravenclaw by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
When it comes to things not straight out told, Harry can be quite blind. (Example when he asks Ron what Seamus doing when the boy's actually saying the incantation out-loud). This is about taking his blind-ness and innocence to the extreme... this is how Tom Riddle works his ass off trying to hint on Harry and how Harry just doesn't get it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, Rasa - Complete
Pinpricks of Humanity by Felicity Dream reviews
Ariana drops a kid onto Giovanni's lap, and somehow he's end up with babysitting Ash Ketchum. Yet, somehow the kid grows on him and maybe, just maybe, he might have a heart after all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Fun in Vegas by SpyroForLife reviews
Dipper and Mabel Pines have finally turned eighteen and their parents have taken them all the way to fabulous Las Vegas for a weekend of fun as their big gift to them. Mabel is right at home in the flashy city, but Dipper finds it to be a bit of a headache, and searches for some quiet. Instead, he finds the most exciting 'person' he has ever met. This is a Dipper/Bill Cipher fic.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 8,737 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Flinch by SimDiru reviews
Naruto moves into a dorm. There he meets Gaara, who will be able to see through his happy and smiling facade. Gaara hates social interaction, and stays by himself. He just doesn't know that all that is about to change. Slowly he is going to feel himself being drawned towards another person - which is something he never thought would happen. (longer summary inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Only Way by yoaifanatic22 reviews
Everything is normal again, but what really happening is Charlie is getting over Virgil's hearless breakup.
Minutemen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Charlie T., Zeke T.
Evil Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What's in a name? by Heuksal reviews
After an early heist gone sour, Hoxton discovers something about Wolf.
Payday: The Heist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Wolf, Hoxton - Complete
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
Welcome Back Bocchan by out-in-the-cold reviews
After all that work to trap Crowley, the demon has a few extra tricks up his sleeve. He can get Sam's soul but the boys need to do something for him first. Bad Summery! plz read! SebbyxCiel DeanxCas maybe Enjoy!
Crossover - Supernatural & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Dean W., Ciel P.
Cabin Talk by Fudgyokra reviews
What Noah did was definitely done on purpose; the only accident that occurred was that he got caught in the act—of braiding hair, of all the things in the world for Alejandro to find him doing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Alejandro, Noah] Owen, Bridgette - Complete
Failed Reset by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Naruto gets flung back in time. Unfortunately, he brings a slew of other people with him, including most of Akatsuki, and almost destroys the world in the process. Plus, the Kyuubi is missing. And Kakashi has gone nuts. Where's Itachi when you need... he's having a mental breakdown. Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,136 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
The (In)Sanity of the GoM by misminor reviews
In which Kuroko makes Akashi proud. The high school teams witness the dynamics of the famed GoM. And Seirin thought Kuroko was the normal one. A series of (possibly) unrelated one-shots/drabbles.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Kuroko T., Aomine D., Akashi Seijuurou, Generation of Miracle
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Sanity Restored by Honeybat reviews
Harry finds himself in Voldemort's body. Will killing the Dark Lord mean suicide, or will he be able to return to his real body in the process? With spy Severus Snape rapidly becoming his closest ally and friend, Harry sets out to save not only his own existence but also the whole Wizarding World. NO Slash or even serious romance, but I can't rule out some m/f flirting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,967 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia reviews
When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Cultural Differences by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Raised in Night Vale, it isn't the magic that's strange - it's the customs, or rather, the lack of them. He didn't expect the outside world to be so different.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 328 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hashirama, World's Worst Matchmaker by Silverlight10243 reviews
In which Hashirama decides to solve the issues of clan politics through the rather... uncanny methods of marriage and his rival, Madara Uchiha's blind little brother becomes the first victim. Tobirama is flabbergasted, Madara is fuming, Toka is enraged, Izuna is shocked. Hashirama really isn't the world's brightest matchmaker... (Microfic, Crackfic, Sitcom) Sequel up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Tōka S. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
They've Got A Dream by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Threats and brute force didn't work for them, so the Death Eaters try a new tactic to capture Harry Potter. Oneshot, implied Tom R./Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Kazekage by Renaerys reviews
Akasuna no Sasori never left Suna after his parents were killed. Instead, he finds himself the unlikely mentor of three troubled teens as he vies for the title of Suna's most powerful shinobi. Sasori, Sand Sibs, Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sasori
Guilt-part II by Mislav reviews
"I am a coward. Spineless coward, selfish spoiled little brat, killer, psychopath, I am worthless. It should have been me, not Elias. He didn't deserve that. Nobody does, except for me." Christian's thoughts and feelings after Elias's "death". Oneshot.
In a Better World/Hævnen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Christian - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Sibling Rivalry by Obsidian Abyss reviews
Midorima may not know much about love but if there was one thing he was sure of, it was that you were NOT supposed to fall in love with your younger sister's crush. MidoKuro
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Kuroko T., Midorima S. - Complete
A Deal to Propose by Something Horrifying reviews
An older Dipper returns to Gravity Falls after years trying to solve the mystery of Bill Cipher. Bill's been watching. (quick one-shot)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia reviews
After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Izuna U.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What He Knew by Rosellyia reviews
Harry Potter 'just knows' things. Tom Riddle just assumes he's an idiot. The things they couldn't have known… An odd sort of time-travel fic. AU. eventual HP/TMR. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,177 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
New World for the Broken by DarkSpartan96 reviews
Obito/Tobi did his best to proceed with his and Madara's plan but fail's but suddenly he awakes in a new world that's not his.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Obito U.
Fudge the Great by Debate4life reviews
What if Fudge wasn't incompetent? What if he truly means well? Change one man, and change the war. Change the war and change the world. Harry Potter wasn't the only one who could've been great, with only slightly different choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2013 - C. Fudge
Send in the Clones by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P.
A True Slytherin by Savile reviews
There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad that wasn't in Slytherin… well at least according to Hagrid. A chance meeting with Professor Slughorn changes Harry's outlook just in time for the sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P.
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Trial by PartyPenguina3 reviews
The Joker stands trial for his crimes in Bane's kangaroo courts during TDKR. What he finds surprises him. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Joker - Complete
Piercing Snow by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,845 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Zabuza M. - Complete
Unrelenting Memories by Virelei reviews
The Generation of Miracles can't stand anyone to touch what's theirs. Kuroko Tetsuya was theirs. When the Seirin Basketball Team starts becoming close to Kuroko, the Generation of Miracles are ready to spring into action - as in, become murderers. While Seirin struggles with life-threatening situations and threats, Kuroko is unaware to it all. Humor, Overprotective!GOM, GOMxKuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Savior with Death Scythe by CashyHoray1.00 reviews
"And they thought he died, hehehe. They should have known better to never assume anything where he was involved. He had found his new body in a different world. And he was going to use it." Undertaker as Harry, Crossover, crack, insanity,...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,283 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Undertaker
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Bound in Chakra, Bound in Soul by Skamikaze reviews
After forcefully having his mind opened to the Kyuubi's presence after Jiraiya's push, Naruto is now forced to spend every sleeping moment in the company of the Nine-tailed Fox. Eventual KyuubixNaruto. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Failed Reset: The Fall by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
A short background chapter explaining how everything got shot to hell at the beginning of my other story, Failed Reset.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Comforting Winter by NoFaithInHumanity reviews
Haku survived the battle at the bridge, but was left unconcious from his injuries. While he recovers at Tazuna's House, will something grow betwen him and Naruto? YAOI, NaruHaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Miscalculation in Love by Rikka-tan reviews
They made a bet, the emperor and the shadow. Akashi has absolute confidence. He believes he'll definitely win, but will it really goes the way he wanted to? What will he do when everything go beyond his calculation? Maybe this time will prove that he can't always be right. Akakuro. GOM/Kuroko. Teiko days.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
Halfway by toppie reviews
The door is right there, they can run. They can use the window if they like. A short Bart/Lisa drabble.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bart S., Lisa S. - Complete
Army of Nine by Kiiam reviews
Naruto, Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito, Gaara. Nine hosts, nine demons. One of the nine decides to bring all the jinchuriki together. What would it have been like if the Jinchuriki had been there to look out for one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,178 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
Welcome to a New Eternal Dream by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Looking not a day older than sixteen, as he had all those years ago in the Chamber, Tom Riddle stopped behind the mirror and raised a shaking hand to touch it, his eyes wide with wonder. And Harry took a step forward and reached his own hand out to touch the glass on his own side. HPLV pre-slash, post-DH but ignores the epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,092 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Catching Fish In A Tank by Triplemathics reviews
The FBI and police officer duo make a trip to the Blue Lagoon club and Jayden learns that going with a friend can be the decision which saves a life. The Fish Tank chapter revisited. One-shot fic with Norman Jayden and Carter Blake.
Heavy Rain - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Norman J., Carter B. - Complete
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rasengan VS Death Note by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
In the final moments of the Death Note series, Light attempts to renounce his Death Note. Through events, he ends up in the world of shinobi. First fanfic. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Light Y.
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Voldemort Trilogy Book 1: Rebirth by urcool91 reviews
Because he felt a hint of remorse during the last seconds of his life, Dumbledore decides to give him a second chance. But with a new Dark Lord rising, will Voldemort reborn be able to accept himself in time to stop the doom of the wizarding world? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Albus S. P. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
Protective by Lerysakon reviews
Anyone who knew the Generation of Miracles could tell that they were protective of one Kuroko Tetsuya. However, no one has ever suspected that Kuroko Tetsuya was as protective of his former team as they were of him. GoMKuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 683 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by Known Continuum reviews
Trying to save himself, a potion goes wrong and transforms Harry from human to something else-and then he ends up in Lord Voldemort's uncharacteristic care. LVHP, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,370 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
My Hostage, Not Yours by RavenFollower13 reviews
Bound by secrecy, Zim and Gaz are forced to cooperate with one another until further notice. With a possible invasion on the way because of Gaz's mistake and having to spend every day with Zim, are they just pretend friends, or on the verge of more?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,446 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Zim, Gaz] Dib - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 7,654 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Solamen Miseris by Paimpont reviews
A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Magus, Grim, and Nightshade: The Sorcerer's Stone by whitetigerwolf reviews
Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,067 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Akatsuki Rising by Oni Shin reviews
Naruto and Sai find themselves in a strange new world beyond anything they could imagine. With no way of returning home, they find a new purpose. Not liking the methods for criminals by the guardians of this world. The two ninjas take justice into their hands and revive a feared group from their world, Akatsuki. The heros of this world wake up to a deadly Red Dawn.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Naruto U., Cheshire
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
More than Meets the Eye by Tonks-is-cool reviews
OOTP AU: Harry has suffered through a horrid summer when the Dementors attack him. What if Lucius Malfoy rescues the boy and Voldemort discovers with Nagini's help that there is so much more to Potter than meets the Eye? Not only Harry's world is turned upside down! Truths and loyalties are challenged on both sides of the conflict. How will Sirius or Severus react? Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,945 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
sorting of the axis powers by myrskytuuli reviews
sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Draco's Guard by TheCISL23 reviews
Naruto was given a mission: Protect and guard Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Draco M., Naruto U.
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
Russian Magics by Filomene Hara reviews
on the night of his parents death Harry Potter is placed on his relatives' doorstep.Hating anything to do with magic they abandon him on the cold roads of Russia only for him to be found and raised by some strange, uh... people? NO PAIRINGS AS OF YET
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Russia
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Leave it in the Ring by Illyria Lives reviews
After the Zeus/Atom fight, Tak Mashido and Farra Lemkova find themselves without future, without help. How can they pick up the pieces of a shattered empire? And why was Farra so desperate to buy Atom? Character study.
Real Steel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Farra L., Tak M. - Complete
Hitler x Cartman by Omgbrookyhehe reviews
When a new kid arrives at South Park middle school, Cartman finds out the boy is more of a historical figure than he had planned for. And the thing is, the new kid takes a liking to Eric. Drabble-y, angst-y, character death, yaoi fluff. Rated T.
Crossover - South Park & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Eric Cartman
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto of the Body Flicker by Alternate Rouge reviews
Shisui and Itachi are the one's guarding Naruto and takes liking on Naruto like their little brother. In a fight against assassins. Shisui was wounded fatally and Naruto got his eyes destroyed and now blinded. Full Summary Inside 1st true Fanfic R/R pls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Single Decision by Timewatch reviews
Grievous decides to go up to where the Chancellor is held, aboard the Invisible Hand, just as Anakin is about to kill Dooku. He manages to capture them, and Dooku ends up in a bacta tank. The following events change the course of everything. [REWRITE POSTED]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,707 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - General Grievous - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by Alemantele reviews
In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Man's Best Friend by snheetah reviews
Muriel has sadly passed away and has left Courage in the hands of her husband, Eustace. A man and a dog can lead to new things in life. Will this happen with Eustace, a cold-heart owner, and an small meek innocent dog?
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Courage - Complete
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The greatest Prank ever by Darklooshkin reviews
Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Father Figure by HoshiHikari reviews
All Harry wanted after the war was to fulfill his promise to Remus and Tonks. However his chance to raise Teddy is snatched away when he is placed in Azkaban for murdering Voldemort. Thirteen years later Harry breaks out to pursue his role as godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,978 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L.
Naruto Uzumaki: Son of the Akatsuki by Hanhula reviews
4-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just put into hospital. 10-year-old Uchiha Itachi just killed his clan, minus Sasuke. Itachi decides to bring the jinchuuriki child along with him. Let's see how the Akatsuki can cope with looking after a child. 01/12/2014: I'm sorry, but this fanfic's currently discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,361 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
What Not to Die For by PaleShadow reviews
Harry returns to the boathouse to retrieve the body of a man he thought to be dead, and finds himself haunted by a familiar spirit only he can see and hear. But, little do they know, Severus isn't quite ready to give up the 'ghost' just yet... NO slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,542 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Four Points in Time by Kleptomite reviews
Four short drabbles, each centered around four important stages in Darth Nihilus' lifetime. Once he was the Anti-Hero of the Republic, and the Lord of Hunger, but in the end he still remained alone in a place he had no interest of staying in.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Darth Nihlius - Complete
A Softer Snake by Little-Silver-Sparrow reviews
warning: NOT BEATAED What if Tom Riddle Sr. had raised Tom? Would he still grow up to be Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Tom R. Sr., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Senju Naruto of the Dawn by Sora97 reviews
Tsunade and her son Naruto leave the village along with Shizune. Somewhat darker Naruto and Tsunade, future yaoi, undecided pairing. Akatsuki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Four Times by Lionna reviews
Or rather, Three Times Piers Polkiss Did nothing, and one time he didn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Piers P., Harry P. - Complete
FairyTale by TheShopkeep reviews
Vacationing in Southampton with the Dursleys, Harry runs into a couple of dementors and DeathEaters, and meets one of the only people who will actually be able to help him in his fight with Voldermort. He just doesn't know it yet. 5th Yr. Hetalia. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 433 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vasto Lorde Kitsune by VFSNAKE reviews
Challenge from The Infamous Man. Naruto dies at the hands of Konoha after the VotE and becomes a Hollow. Then an Arrancar. Then an Espada named...Ulquiorra Schiffer. After dying, Kami sends him back, and the former Uzuamki intends to shake things up.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hinata H., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Darkest Magic by Tifa Strifeheart reviews
Having left home to get away from it all, Yugi and Yami discover a world they never knew existed and what they set out to do gets caught up in it. Atemu isn't the only thing that stayed behind - besides what good are friends that stay left behind?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,844 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
What the deuce? by XspriteyX reviews
Right this is basically a crack/spoof a "What if Voldermort was like Stewie Griffin?" It was just an idea floating around my head so I hope you enjoy it :
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Stewie G., Voldemort - Complete
Demon Serpent by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Harry Potter Naruto crossover Harry, in an act of desperation, creates a tear in space, drawing him to another world where he shall learn the deadly art of being a Shinobi. Of course, it is nobody but the serpent man himself... I'm going to finish this!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,687 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Harry P., Orochimaru
The Horrors of Kindergarten by can't think reviews
No, not scary, lol. Heather starts kindergarten & the other campers are in her class. Heather's actually...nice. Everyone else? Well, you'll see. Also contains Chef and Chris! SPOILER IN CH. 6.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Heather - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5371 - Favs: 10,578 - Follows: 5,192 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki and Harry Potter by TobiFromAkatsuki reviews
Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,725 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
Your Hair by orangish reviews
He wanted to twist his fingers in them; to feel the thick and scratchy texture of each and every strand. / Cheng/Dre, slash, oneshot, fluff
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Cheng, Dre - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 7,169 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Brothers of the Heart by wolfspeaker01 reviews
Seto Kaiba has always been very protective of his younger brother, so how will he react to finding out that Mokuba was Harry Potter before Seto decided to "adopt" him? Will Dumbledore be able to convince them that 'Harry Potter' must go to Hogwarts? Indefinite Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., S. Kaiba
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 5,347 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Because We're Brothers by SkinnyCow reviews
"You love me?" "Yes." "Why?" "Brothers love each other, don't they?" "Of course." Lelouch smiled sarcastically. ... Don't read if you do not like Yaoi or incest! LuluRolo If someone would like to be my Beta or something I will very much appreciate it!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Lelouch L., Rolo L. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6311 - Favs: 11,852 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
A Lethal Smile by The Jade Knight reviews
My name is Harry, and I started life alone in a cupboard. Then I made a wonderful discovery; all of life is a joke! This is my tale of a twisted Hogwarts filled with Riddles and Scarecrows. Dark Knight xover. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Dark Harvest by Swing-21 reviews
‘So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him?’ Halloween fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
A Human Mistake by Invader Johnny reviews
Mankind has finally been destroyed, all thanks to Earth's supposed "savior." Each chapter with a different POV.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Gir, Dib - Complete
Time Or Manner by LadyWoot reviews
Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Trophies by Ergott reviews
It wasn’t until many hours later—-as Harry laid in bed after the impromptu, early-morning, celebratory feast—-that he had wondered if something new hadn’t been released from the Chamber of Secrets. CoS/PoA AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,801 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Temporal Guardian by LLALVA reviews
At the end of 2nd year, Molly Weasley is determined to stop Harry from returning to his relatives home. She and Madam Pomfrey force the powers that be in Hogwarts to find a more suitable place for Harry. May include corporal punishment later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,733 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
History Marches On by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Millennium spent decades waiting. But the world didn't wait for them. A look at how the Major and his followers dealt with one of history's changes during their long stay in the shadows.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - The Major, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Broken by Neko Oni reviews
NaruxHaku. Haku's life has fallen apart, leaving him crippled in a wheelchair. Naruto helps him pick up the shattered pieces and put them back together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,944 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Haku, Naruto U.
Fox Among the Leaves by Xeno-Freak reviews
What if the villagers were right? What if Uzumaki Naruto was not a human container, but truly the human form of the Demon Fox Kyuubi No Kitsune? How will our hero deal with the fact he is in fact a demon? How will Kohona handle harboring the most power
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Victory in Defeat by Calamitynexus reviews
Giovanni has finally managed to get his hands on Ash Ketchum, the boy who had been pestering him for so long. But new information stalls Giovanni's plans for Revenge. Psychological Oneshot. Please review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Angle Wishes by B2J reviews
Why have you come here?" "Am I not allowed?" "The angel of death doesn't belong in a church." "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Are you going to grant me my wish now?" "Close your eyes." Heartbreaking story. Squib Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fragments of humanity by Kaze wolf reviews
Ninja's and Hogwarts, it's all seen before. But this time Naruto got kidnapped and is forced to spend some quality time with Kyuubi. Takes place in Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Minutia by Moonshine 369 reviews
A collection of Code Geass Oneshots. Ch. 4: Checkmate. Rolo is just a pawn in Zero's vast chess game, to be used and discarded. Rolo will play along for now, but Lelouch needs to know that, if needed, Rolo has a way to checkmate that works every time.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008
Dawn of Hogwarts by AkatsukiShadow reviews
Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, and Kakuzu went on a mission for Pein in Kumo. During the mission, Sasori was forced to use a new teleportation technique; something went wrong and the group found themselves in the Forbidden forest. T for Hidan's language&violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Draconic Protégé by LittleDragonOfTruth reviews
DISCONTINUED / After being declared an apprentice to the Dark Lord, he's thrown in Azkaban. Though, that doesn't explain the presence of an unknown black dragon appearing in Romania just days after Harry Potter escapes from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Charlie W.
your sensei is Sasori! by closedofHeart reviews
What if instead of Baki the sand sibs got Sasori for a sensei, what would change what would stay the same? Has Gaara, Sasori, Baki, Temari and the fourth Kazekage, Orochimaru and lots more. A filck for lesser known characters in canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,081 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasori, Gaara
Transfromation Jutsu, NANI? by Trixy Fox reviews
During the fight with Shukaku, one of Naruto's jutsus goes haywire leaving him stranded in a new body. Kyuubi is laughing evilly and Sasuke is going to need a new pair of pants. Rate T for language and violent scenes. No romance pairings planed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
My Chibi Guide by Kai19 reviews
Kazekage and Hokage are having a meeting, and chibi Naruto is requested to be the guide to the Kazekage's younger son, Gaara. Some shonenai later on!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Dad! I can explain! by Swing-21 reviews
One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Seizing Chances by Flash Gator reviews
Tommy x Robotboy one shot inspired by a scene in the episode 'Remote out of Control'. Warnings Rated T for kissing. No like, no read. Flames used to fuel my ever growing ego.
Robot Boy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Midnight Hours by Flash Gator reviews
Well, lets face it, we all knew someone was gonna do it one day. This is a TommyRobotboy Oneshot. You have been warned. I take no responsibility for any further warping of your mind caused by this fic. Just joking, its all cute 'n' fluffy really X3.
Robot Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Seaouryou reviews
Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants? xover, crack, CartmanWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Eric Cartman
Martyrdom: It's Not For Everyone by Seaouryou reviews
Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kenny M.
Anomie by Mortalus reviews
Post Hogwarts. Will be LVHP slash. Harry's marriage and career are failing. Voldemort, having lost his magical powers, is being kept in a special Ministry prison. Events and mutual depression conspire to throw the two enemies together again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,729 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Warfare by doRodrigo reviews
After a swift decision and a huge inheritance Harry wage war the muggle way against Voldemort. Now the Dark Tosser is going to learn that muggles can teach wizard something about real power. Abandoned...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,647 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
The Founder by gemroses reviews
The shock of a sudden change in appearance tears a hole in the fabric of time, sending Harry back to 998 A.D. Upon discovering only 3 of the 4 Founders, Harry accidentally takes on the role of the 4th Founder. Eventual MM Slash and Mpreg. More inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,743 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,945 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Treasure by DarkCrimsonFlame3 reviews
Deidara finds a bundle of... joy? Okay maybe not 'joy' but Deidara seems to like it... him... the blond kid that won't stop being so Damn Cute! sigh Okay, its me, Sasori, and I want to show you how a group of evil missing nins grew to be such, pansies...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,706 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Shadow of a Smile by D.G.Arrow reviews
A look inside the minds of the Ravager's crew and what they might have thought about Nihilus. Includes, briefly, the Exile's attack. OneShot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto's fox by Zanndaka reviews
Kyuubi decided to teach naruto a transformation jutsu. Naruto is now a small ninetailed fox for some pretraining training. Naruto learns being a ninetailed fox kit smaller then a house cat is tougher then he ever imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Naruto U.
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Breaking Point by Amphitrite II reviews
ON HIATUS. A miserable Mike and a hopeful Charlie form a correspondence and friendship that changes their lives forever. :::Charlie/Mike slash:::
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2006
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Fire by Me-la Kenzu Chan reviews
Kakashi and Zabuza's fight ended with only Zabuza’s death. Haku ends up staying with Naruto but during this time, Kyuubi grows stronger within him. Naruto begins confiding in him, and their relationship becomes stronger than anyone could’ve imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Haku, Naruto U.
Alienated! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Sophiax reviews
Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,716 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Courtship of Kyle Broflovski by Seaouryou reviews
Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
An Ancient Magic by Cedar reviews
Harry sees the chance to be a hero, but Lord Voldemort sees the chance to regain everything he lost in the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Room Mates by MikeTeaveeIsMyRoleModel reviews
My MikeCharlie slash fic! Charlie and Mike end up as room mates at boarding school. How will the two get along? How can they last with such complications? READ&REVIEW! Be sure to catch ROOM MATES 2: The aftermath
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loathsome Lobster of Leeds by Wilde Thing reviews
Harry is upset by the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day and finds a sympathetic ear from Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 715 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sunshine by Amphitrite II reviews
A vacationing Charlie shacks up with Mike in his house in Colorado. Mike doesn't want to attend the school dance. Mike has a crush. Mike hates girls. A short, fluffy piece. :::Mike/Charlie slash:::
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heir of Slytherin by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Voldemort goes to the Potter home and kills James and Lily. then he uses the Avada Kedavra on Harry which has some unexpected results. Join Voldemort in his quest to once again destroy the wizarding world. this time when going to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 315 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Study of a Schoolboy in Seven Parts by a thousand winds reviews
Wonder boy, what is the secret of your power? Horace Slughorn watches the boy Tom Riddle throughout his school career and tries to shape what he will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tripping Arkham Asylum by SchattenShadow reviews
Batman and Robin must deal with a car-full of Gothams most dangerous villains. (The Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Scarecrow.) Why? Because the state has forced Arkham to send them to the aquarium due to some idiots misunderstanding. Really funny.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Kiss by Lady Myotismon reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Learn from History by Niger Aquila reviews
Completed! Harry accidentally traveled back in time, but lost his memory during the process. There he had some strange dreams about a lonely boy called Tom Riddle. What happens when the future enemies meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,742 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Almost Human by Spacefille reviews
Takes place five years in the future. Zim is dying, and life changes permanently for Gaz when she decides to help out the little alien her brother hates. Contains mild ZAGR. Beware the rain. Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 304 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Naruto of the salamander reviews
what happens when Hanzo falls over a lillte abused child, whith the name Naruto. And how much will this change the fait of the world? and most of all Naruto. how will he turn out whit Hanzo over him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hanzo
CHALLENGES, ALADEEN MOTHER F
challenges! harry potter and the Dictator crossover. harry potter raised as the feared Admiral General Aladeen and leader off a powerfull country. what evil has been released in to the wizard World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
challenge narutohetalia crossover reviews
CHALLENGE naruto hetalia crossover naruto go insane like russia from hetalia
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Russia - Complete