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First name: Adrienne

Last name: {redacted}

Gender: Female

Description: I'm the avrege middle school girl trying to balance the time I hang out with my friends and my computer time with my school work. I'm the worlds worst speller if spellcheck didn't exist I don't know what I'd do. If I say any more about my self my parents will kill me.

Fav. books: The Hunger Games trilogy

Fav. movie: none

Fav. video game: Portal 2/Skyrim

Fav. TV show: Doctor Who or Warehouse 13

Fav. fictional characters: Chell, 10th Doctor, Katniss, and Claudia Donovan

That's everything I can post about my self without geting in trouble. So...

Please take the time to review my stories so I can inprove them and also I have no idea when I'll up date my stories so be patient.

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I almost won the Hunger Games but, I took arrow to the knee. If you thought this was funny copy and paste this to you profile.

101 things to do in Walmart.

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 7 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (I only pretended! It still counts though!)

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. (That's just sick, so I snuck my friends dog in Walmart, and he did it! So, that counts!)

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogworts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. (Does that mean I can make sonic-screwdriver noises instead?)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (Even if I give them sunglasses?)

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (or to any of the ghosts)

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. (What about Slytherins?)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. (Alright but only because I can't pronounce it)

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. (What about WHOOSH!?)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees" or make FIND jokes in front of them.

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (But the ink only stays on skin for a month!)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. (Becuase my patronus is obviously the TARDIS)

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (It is a very bad idea to do thiss while raiding his suply closet)

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. (conquering the universe though. . .)

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) Enchanting my tea leaves to spell out 'Bad Wolf' does not count as predicting the future.

52) But yes, I will do it all anyway. (TWICE)

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I through a pack of skittles at Iris... And lived. Copy and paste this if you get the joke.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (OF COURSE)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (Duh!! I've been trying to get a bunch of my other friends to read it. Some of them have, and they love it :D)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers, or pray to the Gods.

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

2) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

3) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals

4) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches

5) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

6) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

7) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

8) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

9) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

10) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

11) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

12) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

13) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

15) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

16) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

17) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

18) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

19) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

20)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

21) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

22) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

23) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

24.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

25) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

26) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

27) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

28) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

29) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

30) I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

40.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

41) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

42) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

43) I may not have a private army.

44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

45) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

46) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

47) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

48) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

49) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

50) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

51) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

52) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

53) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

54) - Especially not all of them at once.

55) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

56) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

57) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

58) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

59) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

60) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

61) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

62) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of Muggle firearms.

63) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

64) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

65) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

66) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

67) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

68) I will not create a betting pool that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

69) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

70) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing Glimmer McSparkles.

71) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

72) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

73) However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

74) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

75) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

76) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

77) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

78) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

79) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says "All The Good Looking Ones Die Young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

80) I will not yell "Hey look! It’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

81) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

82) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

83) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

84) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

85) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmancy exams.

86) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

87) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

88) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

89) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

90) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

91) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

92) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

93) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

94) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a Muggle car.

95) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

96) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

97) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

98) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

99) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

100) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

101) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

102) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

103) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

104) Do not confuse Aragorn, Eragon and Aragog. Ever.

105) I may not introduce Nagini to Indiana Jones.

106) Challenging Ron to a slug-eating contest is just mean.

107) Under no circumstances am I allowed to refer to Voldemort as "Baldy".

108) Even if he is.

109) I am not allowed to tell the first years to have a staring contest with the Basilisk.

110) I am prohibited from sprinkling glitter on Draco Malfoy, dying his hair, and call him Edward.

111) I am not allowed sell Mrs. O'Leary to Hagrid.

112) I will not give Professor Lupin a collar as a Christmas or birthday present.

113) Saying "I think I 'taw a puddytat!" every time I see Professor McGonagall is most certainly NOT allowed.

114) Offering Voldemort a colonial-era powdered wig (complete with ponytail) will not amuse him and I am not allowed to do so, even if he needs a new hair do.

115) I am not allowed to paint the school neon pink as the only person it will amuse is Professor Umbridge.

116) I must not introduce Voldemort to a psychiatrist as it is likely to result in him having a temper tantrum.

117) I am not allowed to introduce the Cullens to Professor Lupin.

118) I am not allowed to tease Professor Lupin about his 'time of the month'.

119) I shall not play match-maker for Voldemort on Valentine's Day because it will only make him cry when no one will go out with him because of his lack of hair.

120) I am not allowed to be a match-maker for Shelob and Aragog either.

121) I will not arrange a battle to the death between nine Hungarian Horntails and the Nazgul.

122) I will not scream, "HIS NAME IS EDWARD!" any time I hear the words Cedric Diggory.

123) I will not ask the centaurs if they know where Chiron is because I have found a demigod.

124) I will not shout at dinner times that Darth Sideous is Voldemort's uncle, even if they do look alike.

125) I shall not try to persuade everyone that Percy Weasley's true name is Percy Jackson and he slays monsters with a pen for a living.

126) I will not sing 'I'm a Survivour' after the Battle of Hogwarts.

127) No matter how fun it looks, I will not stand on a table and do the Macarena at the Yule Ball.

128) Professor Lupin is not the magical equivlant of Wolverine and I am not allowed to address him as such.

129) Even if I'm bored, I am not allowed to ask Snape what is the mysterious ticking noise.

130) I will not dye Harry's hair pink or give him brown contacts, just because I am sick of black-haired, green-eyed heroes.

131) Whether they owe me money or not, I am not allowed to sneak into Fred and George's dorm at the dead of night to die their hair blond, spike it unreasonably high, then call them John and Edward in the morning.

132) I will not send Voldemort white robes for Christmas and claim he changed his name to, "Voldy the White."

133) And when he wears them, I am not allowed to run around Hogsmeade screaming, "AHHH! It's an albino dementor!"

134) It is not tasteful to send Professor McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas.

135) Bringing a magic eight ball to Divination class will only get Professor Trelawney annoyed at your, "Lack of Inner Eye."

136) To which I am not allowed to reply.

137) I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

138) Nor am I allowed to have lightsaber fights with my wand and make whoosing noises.

139) "Because they both need to wash their hair," is not proof Professor Snape and Aragorn are related.

140) There is also no proof that Gimli and Flitwick are related and I am stop asking Flitwick if he's been swimming with any hairy women lately.

141) Singing 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in Professor Lupin's class is not a way to get extra credit.

142) I am not allowed to write on the wall in the Gryffindor Common Room, "I know where you live" or "I stole all your underwear!"

143) I am not allowed to replace the Bludgers with peas, tomatoes, plums or anything that is not a Bludger.

144) Portable swamps are not funny.

145) And I will not set off the above in Snape's sleeping quarters.

146) Or in the Slytherin's bathrooms.

147) In fact, I am not allowed to even buy portable swamps.

148) Harry Potter is not a Son of Poseidon and saying this everytime I see him will only result in him filing a restraining order against me.

149) My patronus is not a Nazgul.

150) Neither is my animagus form.

151) "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

152) It still is not appropiate, even if I have subsituted the flying monkeys with gummy bears.

153) I will not levitate everywhere in a big pink bubble.

154) My professors have neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Sugar Quills.

155) No part of the school uniform is edible.

156) Nor am I allowed to make any part of the school uniform edible.

157) I will not try to take house points from the first years for "being too goddamned short".

158) Especially as I am in no position of authority and Dumbledore would have to be heavily drugged before he would ever make me a prefect.

159) I am not allowed to wear singing holiday-themed ties and claim that they are officially part of my uniform. Especially not during June.

160) Luna Lovegood does not have pointed ears, nor is she to be addressed as 'Galadriel'.

161) Lucius Malfoy also does not have pointed ears, nor is he to be addressed as 'Haldir'.

162) I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.

163)I am not allowed to Accio the clothing of any person while they are wearing it.

164) I am to attend astronomy class and should stop yelling that aliens will abduct me if I do.

165) Hogwarts does not require a karaoke machine.

166) No matter how much I would enjoy watching Harry sing, "Saturday Night."

167) "Defying my will" is not a crime worthy of life in Azkaban, and I should not tell that to the first-years.

168) I will not speak to Professor Snape with a Transylvanian accent.

169) Nor am I to ask if he is Carlisle Cullen's evil, unfortunate-looking twin.

170) I will not start a rumor saying that Professor Snape sings "I'm too sexy for my robes" while showering. Or for that matter doing any other activity.

171) Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other Klingon house is forbidden.

172) Voldemort does not wish to appear as the 'before' for a line of cosmetics. And no, he does not care how much money I make from it.

173) The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror".

174) Transfiguring Draco Malfoy's uniform into a gold thong is also inappropriate.

175) I will not attempt to determine whether Malfoy is a natural blond.

176) I will not sprend rumors that Legolas Greenleaf is his second cousin either.

177) Luna Lovegood is NOT always on "physicidelic mushrooms" and I should stop implying that she is.

178) The same goes for Professor Trelawney.

179) I will not get a tattoo of a smiley face on my arm and claim that it is the new Dark Mark.

180) When signing to all of these rules, I am not allowed to write in red ink and say that the Cullens lent me some grizzly bear blood.

181) I will not set my robes on fire to get out of potions.

182) I should not be a sports' commentator for Ron and Hermione's arguments.

183) Hogwarts does not need a "This many days since Harry has almost died," sign.

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

Ways to Annoy the Romans

Warning: Several of these pranks will probably get you killed, or at least tied in a sack with some angry weasels and thrown into the Little Tiberius.

1) Sing any song related to fire in front of Frank. "Burn Baby Burn", etc.

2) Refer to Octavian by disgustingly sweet nicknames, such as "Tavey-kins", "Snuggle-Bug", or "Octy-Wocty".

3) Dress up as Gandalf, ride on a giant eagle, and leap in front of a fort during the middle of a war game and shout to the invading team "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

4) Fill the baths with oatmeal and/or grits.

5) Pass out "Team PiperxJason" t-shirts in front of Reyna.

6) Anytime you say something is "beast", stare pointedly at Frank.

7) During training, play "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan.

8) Ask Percy if you can borrow his pen. Every five minutes. Even after he says no.

9) Go around talking in Latin all day. Be sure to mispronounce all of the words, and say them in a country accent.

10) Call the Ghostbusters on the Lares.

11) Dress up some of your friends as the PETSA (People for Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals) and sic them on Octavian.

12) Sing songs from Disney's Hercules during mythology class. Act as though you thought that Disney's version is how the story actually went.

13) Give Dakota three cans of Red Bull, four cans of Monster, and as many candy bars as he can eat. Then hand him a paintball gun, a pair of roller skates, and a ski mask.

14) Feed Hannibal peanuts, even after you have been told that he's allergic to them. Blame it on Octavian.

15) Talk about how much you love shish-kabobs constantly in front of Gwen. Always make sure that Octavian's in the vicinity so that you can ask him what he thinks about shish-kabobs, if he's ever made one, etc. Wink at him at random times during the conversation.

16) Refer to Jason as "Mr. Sparky", "Megavolt", or "Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man".

17) Ask Jason if you can borrow his coin for a coin toss. Repeatedly.

18) Play "We Are the Champions" over some loudspeakers whenever your Cohort wins the war games.

19) Lure the fauns into camp with promises of free donuts and coffee. Watch the resulting chaos.

20) During a war game, run around screaming "Look at me, I'm a target!". Then duck, and say "What's the matter with you? I SAID I'm a target!"

21) Ask sons and daughters of Trivia how good they are at Trivial Pursuit. Ignore the fact that Trivia's name has nothing to do with trivial facts.

22) Plant some fake Greek invasion plans somewhere that Octavian's sure to find them.

23) Refer to every faun you meet as "Mr. Tumnus". Ask him if he's learned any new Narnian lullabies.

24) Flood the Mess. Say that you only did it so that campers could have baths while the oatmeal is being cleaned up at the real baths.

25) Dye all of the officials' hair different colors according to rank. Praetors are purple, centurions red, etc.

26) Sing "Womanizer" anytime someone mentions Apollo.

27) Recite The Odyssey, Julius Caesar, and/or The Iliad from beginning to end. Anytime someone interrupts you, start over.

28) Sing "Grim Grinning Ghost" anytime you pass a lar.

29) Anytime someone does or says something stupid, slap them on the back of the head and yell in a really bad British accent, "You blocks! You stones! You worse than senseless things!"

30) Give Hazel a Happy Meal in front of Nico. Do not say anything, just give it to her with a very solemn expression, stare pointedly from her to Nico, nod gravely, and run away. This will confuse Hazel and annoy Nico, at the very least.

31) Play the "Imperial March" during evening muster.

32) Stare at all of the major characters in Son of Neptune. Don't say anything, just stare.

33) T.P. the field in front of Terminus. Sing "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" while doing so.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are loyal to camp half blood and will always support greek demigods.

-If the pen is mighter than the sword where does Riptide fit in?



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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Vadrienne (USA)

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

It's a typical chain letter, in other words, complete BS. I Googled it and reported that "Carmen Winstead" was not even a real person! Even if Carmen was a real victim, she can't come back as a ghost and kill people who don't repost her tragic story. But the debate on the existence of ghosts is for another time.

If you love your mom, you'll read this.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

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Forgotten Realms by Roztov reviews
The Adventures of Rollo and his Companions. This is a write up of a D D game that has been going for 7 years. After each game session I do a write up and e-mail it around everyone. There have been three main stories, the first starting with me as a player. But these days I am the GM and have been tying the three stories together.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 246 - Words: 254,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/25/2012
Want You Back by manyfandomstrash reviews
[As the elevator ascended faster and faster, it finally hit Chell. She wasn't ready to go. And as she stood alone in the vast wheat field, GLaDOS' last words echoed in her mind. "Don't come back."] Chell returns to Aperture to discover GLaDOS' past and her plans for their future. But things start to get complicated, and Chell must risk her life for the one that hates her the most.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,250 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS
Testing by Asteroth6
GLADOS runs a special test on a special date.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back by Darkenning reviews
"There's a point where it tips, there's a point where it breaks, there's a point where it bends, and a point we just can't take anymore." Chell reaches that point. NOT a love story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS
Official Fanfiction University ASFES by katzsoa reviews
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011
The Doctor and Donovan by geekgrl113 reviews
The misadventures of everyone's favorite Time Lord and Junior Warehouse Agent. The Doctor and Donovan, saving the world and getting hopelessly lost!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Claudia D.
Pokemon: The Kalmaine Region by assyla silver reviews
I'm used to going back and forth between the "real" world and the Pokemon one. My friends, on the other hand, aren't. Some of them don't even think it's real and now we're about to get in way over our heads.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
An Awful Lot of Running to Do by Web of Obsidian reviews
One decision can change the course of history. The Doctor stays for Jenny's funeral on Messaline, and is present for her revival. At her father's side she begins to travel, but just like anybody else, she discovers there is far more to travel in the TARDIS than what meets the eye. ((on undefined hiatus))
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 231,383 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
The Legacy of Bahamut by starfallimagination reviews
A small group of friends that get together every week to role play are mysteriously transported to a world of their greatest imaginations and fantasy's. Soon enough though the friends find out that this world isn't exactly everything they imagined it would be and the dangers of it are much realer than they realize.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Turret's POV by Turret reviews
Turret's point of view of Surving Middle School at Aperture Science.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Turret
Trick or Treat! by MajorGodComplex reviews
::What happens when a hyper Nico goes Trick-or-Treating with a disinterested Percy? Trouble. Especially when more of the gang joins in. Just a hint, don't mix Nico with candy...::
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Surviving Middle School at Aperture Science by CaveStoryNinja reviews
What would happen if the robots were transferred into human, preteen bodies and sent off to middle school? Would they survive?And would the cake stay a lie? Glados, Wheatley, Chell, ATLAS, P-body, and AI GLaDOS are about to find out.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Endless Wonder by FreeWildBlue reviews
Fifth year at Hogwarts brings great changes for Myka with her new role as prefect, OWLs approaching and a new friendship with a myterious and beautiful Slytherin... Takes place in the Harry Potter universe, but only Hogwarts staff cross over
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Helena G. W., Myka B.
12 Days of Doctor Christmas by assyla silver reviews
Whovian Christmas carols
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
The Wheatley Show by Xelac reviews
Spin-off of ALaAS. Wheatley 'borrows' a camera and decides to give you weekly updates on the random happenings in the Average Aperture.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Wheatley
Ways to Annoy the Romans by TheCrazyBookwormWithALaptop reviews
As the title says, ways to annoy the Romans at Camp Jupiter. Yes, I know that lists like this have been done many times before, but I could not resist. Warning: a lot of these are somewhat cruel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Octavian
Tales from the Academy Honorverse by Scott Washburn reviews
The Royal Manticoran Naval Academy produces the officers that command the Manticoran ships that are locked in a seemingly endless war with the People's Republic of Haven. "Tales from the Academy" follows 4 young cadets through the Academy. Set in the time shortly after "In Enemy Hands".
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 126,330 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Future Generations by calico118 reviews
A tragic accident leaves GLaDOS to raise the daughter of her former test subject. Can she and the child adjust to this new life style? No pairings or language, just the fact that Caroline is Chell's mother. Please R&R!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,624 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - GLaDOS
Inspired, Run, Mad by Kimamoondog reviews
The sequel to: Taven's Story. more will be revealed about the past lives of the Doctor, Master, and Gadget, more adventured to be held with the newest addition! So please read and reveiw! Make sure you read Taven's story first though!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - The Master, 10th Doctor
Sadie Kane's Guide to Annoying Your Brother by Awesomnesssquared reviews
Sadie Kane here. Like a lot of you, I have a brother. Here I have written some handy tricks on how to annoy him. Dedicated to sisters everywhere.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sadie K., Carter K.
Survey Time: Camp HalfBlood Style by Christina B reviews
Have you ever filled out one of those annoying online surveys? What happens when Percy Jackson finds one? Camp Half-Blood will never be the same.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Percy J.
Things I Cannot Do In The TARDIS by HaleyandJessica reviews
Two girls find themselves becoming companions while at a Doctor Who convention. They find a book of rules and can't help breaking them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - 10th Doctor
An Echo is a Powerful Thing by Eldunari Liduen reviews
Of all the people he never thought he would see again, she was near the top of the list. The Doctor 11th meets Jenny… though she hasn't the slightest clue who he is… and she's regenerated. Post-series 6 with Amy and Rory back on the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Texts from the TARDIS by ParanoidAndroid42 reviews
A collection of micro-fics based on Texts from Last Night. Will also include fics based on quotes and scenes from The Simpsons and Futurama. Rated T overall but does contain some adult discussion and situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - 11th Doctor
The Rescue by Xelac reviews
Sequel to The Red Sphere. Chell is captured by Black Mesa. With her 2 kids vulnerable, GLaDOS takes advantage of the situation. However, stubbornness runs in the family.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Confessions of a Potterhead by helotastic reviews
Meet Susan. Susan is absolutely in love with the Harry Potter series. Her great aunt is hell bent on destroying all traces of this "evil, satanic fad that corrupts the minds of young children." How far should you go to fight for what you love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,340 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Life as They Knew It by needneverbehopeless reviews
Liz and Emma love Doctor Who. Sadie ends up finding out it's real. Add in a dash of timelord wisdom and a pinch of egyptian magic, and there goes life as they knew it. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sadie K.
The Reasons Why the Rules Where Created by Kimamoondog reviews
what the title says. the stories behind all the rules of the TARDIS. Rated M for sexual themes and mentions of sexual acts.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2012 - The Master, 10th Doctor
Both Ways by Isa-Wildfire reviews
The Doctor, Amy, and Rory find themselves in Terra Nova. The TARDIS is lost and once again the situation of being in a seperate dimensions puts the Doctor off his rocker.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011
Portal: Truth or Dare by FeeptheNinja reviews
We-me, Rishi, William, Arya, and A.J.- have trapped the Portal characters in a room together... and are ready for a game of TRUTH OR DARE! Accepting Dares, Truths, and OC's, so come on down and help us torture the Portal characters!
Crossover - Pokémon & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
A Percy Jackson Facebook by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
There are a lot of these . But give mine a chance .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS by Kimamoondog reviews
Yes i know it's been done before but this has my own little flare...and OC. Rated do to sexual talk and all that good stuff. Includes the Tenth Doctor, the Master, and Captian Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
How to annoy the demigods by daughterofares97 reviews
Basically what the title says. Sequel to How to annoy the gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Jenny and the Warehouse by CommanderCheesecake reviews
Searching for her father, the Doctor's daughter Jenny comes to South Dakota and meets the Warehouse 13 team. She stays with them and helps on a mission, is able to contact the 11th Doctor along with Amy and is now even meeting Jack Harkness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,766 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 11th Doctor, Claudia D.
Dear Santa Love, Camp HalfBlood by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
Most of them were probably too old to send letters to Santa. But when Percy goes missing, all the campers decide to write to Santa, telling him what they really want for Christmas. Takes place after TLH but before SON.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Christmas by WonderChild90 reviews
One night each year, something spectacular happens way down under the frozen earth, in the Aperture Science Facility. a Portal Holiday fic.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Aperture Goes Camping by Xelac reviews
To study humans in their 'natural' habitat, GLaDOS and the gang, in human forms, go on a camping trip. However, they're really just going to get into trouble... as usual. Involving campfires, kidnapping, sugar, pranks, and suspicious fish.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
A Portal Carol by Doombly reviews
One Christmas Eve in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, three spirits will attempt to teach GLaDOS an important lesson. Will she listen? Probably not. Now Completed.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Portal 2 Fanfiction by TeamAperture reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if GLaDOS pulled Wheatley back in from space? What chaos would ensue then? What could she have planned for him? This is that story. It's NOT a WheatOS fanfic. Please read and review! The rating is for blood.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Sitting For The Johnson Kids by FeeptheNinja reviews
Oneshot- unless you deem it to not be so. TL;DR: Tell me to continue and I will. Cave and Caroline need sitters mainly because every daycare center in the state kicked them out . Luckily, Wheatley, Flynn, and May are somewhat willing to help.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
I Know You're One, But What Am I? by FeeptheNinja reviews
When GLaDOS is overthrown by Fact, Chell takes care of her. Kid!GLaDOS, mom!Chell. Filled for the PKM.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Revenge of the Pillow Pet by TheCrazyBookwormWithALaptop reviews
In Which Octavian keeps receiving death threats from Percy's panda.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Octavian - Complete
Complete Chaos by FeeptheNinja reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Caution: Here there be Randomness In a Box characters! No script format, though.
Crossover - Pokémon & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Pikachu, Chell
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Twenty Five Days of a Camp Half Blood Christmas by helotastic reviews
Count down to Christmas with 25 short drabbles about everyone at camp during the Holiday Season. PERCABETH, and possibly some other pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do by thenomnomkitty reviews
If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Wheat on Rai by FeeptheNinja reviews
Sequel to Portal 3 Return To Aperture. Raiados is at the Enrichment Center for the summer... and she is BORED. By some strange twist of fate, she convinces GLaDOS to bring back Wheatley from space to be Raiados's friend. And randomness insues! :D
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Confessions of a PJOholic by helotastic reviews
What the title says. This is about a girl who has a severe addiction to PJO. If you're like me, you'll find a scary resemblance to her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Another Truth or Dare Fic by MajorGodComplex reviews
In hindsight, having a sleepover with the Aphrodite cabin was not Annabeth Chase's brightest idea.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Silena B. - Complete
Kate is embarassed and so is Nico! by sweetheart2014 reviews
Apollo makes an awkward situation worse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Bianca VS Technology by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots. Sort of a sequel to Nico VS Technology. Nico wasn't the only one who had his problems with technology!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bianca A.
Nico VS Technology by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Nico is caught off-guard with the new technology of the 21st century. Since he was born before WW2, there are a lot of gadgets that he doesn't know about, from laptops to 3D movies to iTouchs! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Hide And Seek by Otter Child reviews
Something strange is happening in a small American town. Something only the children know about. And unless the Doctor can act in time, it will be something deadly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the TARDIS by ICanFly-OUCH-NoICan't reviews
Amy and Rory find a list of rules pinned to the TARDIS console one morning. Needless to say, everyone goes out of their way to break them as quickly as possible. Cracky McCrackCrack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Streak of Grey by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Percy and Annabeth are questioned about the streaks of grey in their hair that they had gotten from holding up the sky in TC. Percabeth is mixed in! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Two Suns over Brooklyn by KibaKibbles reviews
Spoilers for Throne of Fire. Apollo is making the sun rise as usual when he notices another sun right behind him. Takes place during Chapter 23 of book 2 of the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Apollo, Bast - Complete
Things The Stoll Brothers Are Not Allowed To Do by Arya Daeriel reviews
In this fanfic there will be a thing that Travis and Conner Stoll are not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood. Then there will be a short story of how this rule came about.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Travis S., Connor S.
Things I'm not Allowed do at Camp HalfBlood by AToastToBread reviews
Things I'm not allowed do at Camp Half-Blood. Pretty Self-Explanatory, Going up to 101
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Sick Day by Otter Child reviews
Broken bones and a few days in the med bay leave the Doctor's daughter a lot of time to think. To explore the TARDIS data banks. Even to explore her father's past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Close to the Heart by Otter Child reviews
A Time Lord is given the gift of seeing all Time, and the curse of understanding that all things will eventually end. The Doctor must help his daughter learn to accept the gift, and the burden.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do on the TARDIS by Time Agent Extrodinare reviews
exactly what it says. A list my friend and i made out of boredm one day : read and review with comments and thigns to add to the list!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
On Sunday by Otter Child reviews
A surprise landing and a chance to renew old acquaintances becomes a battle to save the lives and freedom of the planet's peoples.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Lessons by Otter Child reviews
Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
May The Geek Be With You by Princess Pinky reviews
After Fargo helps upgrade The Warehouse's computer system, he leaves without saying goodbye, so Claudia decides she needs to make a surprise visit to Eureka.
Crossover - Eureka & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - [D. Fargo, Claudia D.] - Complete
Nicked and Scarpered by Otter Child reviews
The TARDIS is old and in constant need of repairs. How old is she? And how did she become the Doctor's partner?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Under Hill and Deeper Still by Otter Child reviews
There are times and places it is not wise to tamper with. The TARDIS has just landed in one of the worst, and cannot be made to start again. Now the Doctor is trapped in the year of 1849, with green Ireland outside the doors. But why?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
A Maximum Half Blood by YoursTruly13 reviews
After being attacked by the Harpies, Max and the Flock are taken to Camp Half Blood where they learn they are demigods. Who is their god parent? Whats wrong with Nudge? And can they defeat a new enemy, who is intent on taking over the world? FAX and NIGGY
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Nudge, Artemis
Pick Pocket by Otter Child reviews
Playing tourist isn't nearly as safe as it's made out to be.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Movie Night by Otter Child reviews
A little education on pop least that's the Doctor's excuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Just a Moment by Otter Child reviews
A quick trip to Cardiff for fuel and a chat draws the Doctor into a mess he hadn't bargained for. Soon he's on the trail of a something that feeds on Time itself, dragging his daughter and the Torchwood team along for the ride.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Threads by Otter Child reviews
An anomalous reading and the Doctor's piqued curiosity take him and his daughter to the edge of humanity's solar system. They land on a tiny colony on the very edge of deep space. A colony where something is going badly wrong.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Wind in the North by Otter Child reviews
The Doctor has saved the world, and ended several journeys. He needs to clear his head. But the trip that was meant as a retreat has landed him in a place rife with dust, guns, fear and mystery.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,895 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Jenny What by The-Wire reviews
AU end of season 4. The Doctor got shot, not Jenny. So now our universe is in her hands. The Doctor will return at the end of the story for 10/Rose, Jack/Donna. Sequel in the works.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,410 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Donna N. - Complete
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