Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Karin, Harry Potter, Lucky Star, Parodies and Spoofs, Marching Band, Tangled, Pokémon, Final Fantasy VII, and Bleach.
Welcome to my profile, in which I mostly ramble about stuff no one but me cares about, but it's whatever, because at least it keeps me from getting bored.
Name: There are a few things I go by. (My last name isn't going up here) You can call me any of the following names:
Current FanFiction I'm Working On: Anything and everything. My mind is strange thing - I come up with a really good idea and love it, then abandon it a month later. I come up with lots of one-shots, too, so those keep getting put up. Expect some MAJOR updates soon, as I've stared working on some of my multi-chapter fanfics.
Where I live: I won't say exactly, but my friends and I have given it the fond nickname of Hicktown.
Band instrument: Oboe. I also play alto and tenor saxophones. I play a little flute and baritone saxophone. Currently trying to learn how to play keyboard/piano. I also wanna learn how to play guitar, soprano saxophone, clarinet and bassoon.
Random stuff you don't care about (This probably sounds like a resume for a dating website): I'm a crazy band nerd who lives for thrills: roller coasters, zip-lining, "the big drop" and other things. I absolutely love my friends, and there's nothing I wouldn't do for them. My passion is band, in which I play three instruments proficiently.
Favorite Anime/Movies/Books/Video Games (In alphabetical order, because I was bored.):
Random questions you might have about me:
Who is your favorite music artist?
I don't have a favorite artist. I have a lot of songs I like, but I don't really have one specific artist that I really, really like.
What's some music you like?
I'm SO glad you asked! I like Adele, Skillet, Metallica, Sum 41, Legend of Zelda and Final Fantasy soundtracks, and such. As far as genres go, pretty much anything except country (though, pop-country is okay) and rap, though I do give rappers a lot of credit. And dubstep is crap. It's, like, not even music.
What is the best book you've ever read?
Hmm... Hard to say. Definitely not Twilight. I'd have to say it'd probably be the last Harry Potter book. I really liked the plot of that one.
What kinds of TV shows do you watch?
I don't particularly like TV shows, but there are a select few that I like. My favorite is The Big Bang Theory. Though House IS getting kinda old. Doctor Who, Psych, House M.D. and The Mentalist are pretty cool, too.
How about your favorite movie?
I count Disney and other movies separately. My favorite Disney movie is tied between Mulan and Tangled. I can quote Tangled basically word for word. My favorite any-other-movie is Kick-Ass.
Are you one of those 'band nerds'?
Are C and Eb instruments entirely different?! I mean, come on! Did you even have to ask?
Are you a tom-boy, or a girly girl?
I'm a tom-boy with a few girly tendencies and dreams.
What are some of your dreams in life?
Find a boyfriend who'll last more than a month (I'm picky when it comes to guys, and I'm kinda searching for the right one, not that I'm expecting to find him now). Become a band director. Make lots of friends who like me for me. Some cliche and nerdy ambitions.
Are you proud of and embrace your nerdiness?
Why wouldn't I?
"Kill your enemies. Kill your friends’ enemies. Kill your friends."
"I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up."
"Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?"
"We are not retreating... we are advancing in another direction."
"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."
"I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"Do not use an ax to kill a fly on your friend's head."
"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again."
“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”
“A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.”
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.”
“Never forget Mother’s Day, or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.”
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
"I don’t care what you say about pedophiles, at least they drive slow in school zones."
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass!"
"If Barbie’s not a slut... then why do we have to buy her boyfriends?"
"Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you."
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."
"I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'Guess' on it... so I said 'Implants.' "
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "
"Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' "
"No one dies a virgin because life fucks us all in the end."
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
And call these quotes (Japanese names are listed last then first.):
"What do you do when freaky aliens give you lemons? You make freaky, alien lemonade." Hades, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to nobel ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth." Sheik, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"Thank you... Because of you, I could awaken as a Sage... I am Saria. The Sage of the Forest Temple. I always believed that you would come. Because I know you... No... You don’t have to explain it to me... Because it is destiny that you and I can’t live in the same world. I will stay here as the Forest Sage and help you... Now please take this Medallion... Saria will always be... Your friend...” Saria, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"A sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage." Hero's Spirit, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
"Timotei!" Izumi Konata, Lucky Star.
"The normal folk are shunning us!" Izumi Konata, Lucky Star.
"So many comebacks... But I can't... As a teacher. As a human being!" Kuroi Nanako, Lucky Star.
"I shouldn't look at my friends with such perverted eyes!" Hiyori, Lucky Star.
"I will stalk and freeze you all." Shirayuki Mizore, Rosario Vampire.
"Burglar!" Random girl in the Earth Kingdom Capital, Avatar: the Last Airbender.
"Evil beware. We have waffles." Raven, Teen Titans.
"You wanna slip back into the radiation lab and we can share a decontamination shower?" Leonard, The Big Bang Theory. Ahhh... Nerd pick-up lines.
"You hid behind a tree going 'hit the kid in the yamakah! Hit the kid in the yamakah!' " Leonard, The Big Bang Theory.
"Of course I'm listening. 'Blah blah, hopless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.' " Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory.
"Or we could all walk behind each other all night and look like one person going really, really fast." Raj, The Big Bang Theory. They were going to a costume party, and all four of them dressed as the Flash on accident.
"I did get you a doughnut. Then I ate it." Shawn Spencer, Psych.
"You two realize I carry a gun, right?" Karen Vick, Psych.
" 'Literally on fire' as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word 'literally'? " Shawn Spencer, Psych.
"You couldn't beat my on the field, so now you're trying to beat me off!" Lasiter, Psych. Hehe. Shawn told him to rephrase it.
"Okay... I've got a person, in my closet... I've got a person, in my closet. I've got a person, in my closet! Hehehe... Too weak to handle myself, eh, Mother? Tell that to my frying pa - ow...!" Rapunzel, Tangled.
"You broke my smolder..." Eugene/Flynn, Tangled.
"So, you're being awfully cryptic as you wrap your magic hair around my injured hand." Eugene/Flynn, Tangled.
"Whoa! Someone get me a glass, because I just found myself, a tall drink, of water!" Some random, drunk, creepy, tiny, old man, Tangled.
"The plague!" Gothel, Tangled.
"Get off... the nuclear... warhead." Rockhound, Armageddon.
Eugene/Flynn: Whoa! Wait! Where's my satchel?!
Ranom quotes from random Fan Fictions of various categories ("Quote." Category, Fan Fiction by User.):
" 'Penny, it's Sheldon Lee Cooper and I'm sorry to tell you this but I think I killed the man who was going to shoot you. I'm sorry for the mess on your carpet but if you foam it with Resolve and let it sit for an hour or two and then blot it with a damp towel you should be able to avoid a stain and the subsequent loss of your security deposit.' " The Big Bang Theory, Mr. and Mrs. Jones by Reparata.
" 'It's okay, Cloud. I know you want to say how great and beautiful I look, but you're just too socially retarded to be able to say it.' Tifa gave him a big grin as his cheeks heated up to something akin to a cherry and he shouted indignantly at her about his social awkwardness." Final Fantasy VII, Sweet Lullaby by ruby-the-fire-mage.
" 'WE'RE NOT HAVING A NAKED PILLOW FIGHT DAMN IT!' " Lucky Star, Luckier Star by Acsuperman.
"Today was an ordinary day. There was simply an extraordinary person to share it with." Lucky Star, To No One by TPKTheStoicTPK.
"The Joker was the void, endlessly hungry and whispering tainted, empty promises. The Ace of hearts was Love, weak, but unstoppable. Stoppable, but strong. Love was not understood." Lucky Star, Joker by Kitsune of the End.
" 'Curiosity. We all watch our loved ones, trying to gain understanding. But in the end, we are left more confused. We are fueled bu the curiosity of the truth of love, I suppose. And how it hurts us.' " Legend of Zelda, Curiosity by Separate Ways.
"Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life."
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