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Joined 12-20-11, id: 3549397, Profile Updated: 08-12-15
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Rise of the Guardians, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Undertale.

B'day: 08/04 Yay! Easter!

Gender: Female

Location: Earth

Age: Guess! I'm younger than Albus Dombeldore...

Status: Single... but you're welcome to change that

Other Accounts:

My DeviantArt account

My google account

https://plus.google.com/LeafeonLoverXx/posts

Things I'd Like To Tell You:

For those who are interested right now I am focusing mainly on my YGO fanfiction. Other stories that aren't completed are discontinued until I can be bother to do a rewrite of their crumminess. I hope to do more stories in the future. If you would like to see what stories I hope to publish one day scroll down to the bottom of the profile where I have a rather long list of ideas. If you are interested by any of the ideas please PM if you wanna talk about them or any other randomness.

Hi there I'm Leafeonlover or just Leaf if you prefer and I love pokemon. I have played each generation of pokemon if not owned the game. I love to play the Pokemon mystery dungeon games and will probably base a couple of the stories I write on the plot of PMD2. In my opinion PMD games are the best thing that ever happened to pokemon. I have PMD red rescue team and PMD explorers of the sky and wish PMDGTI was longer.

I have finished reading the Hunger Games cause I seen the movies and my sister keeps bugging me to read the books so I did. I love cats and big cats are my favourite type of animal. I also love dragons and think their cool.

I have been on this site for a while now and have published several things I've written on here so if u do read any of my material be kind. Although I am willing to accept constructive critasisum. If u do read anything I have written please review.

Also you should know that I do mostly is OC insert canon stories that revovle around either pokemon games or pokemon in general or other games and animes I have watched. So if OC insert canons is not your thing you may not like my work but I'm perfectly happy for you to check it out none the less.

It would make me very happy to read any reviews I recieve so please review. I love to watch anime as well. I like anime that have neko's or some sort of animal girl in it. I like fantasy/supernatual animes that have a magical girl or harem aspect to them. I love transformations too and that's why I love PMD so darn much.

I have several account on my candy love so if you play that game feel free to friend me ;). If u would like to friend me and I'd be happy to freind anyone just search for Leafeonlover easy right. oh i found a wicked cool music videos that all have nightcore at the start of the name they're so awesome i discovered my new favourite song.

If you have been following my movements O.O u would know i have added quite a few yu-gi-oh fanfics to my favourites. I have been a bit into yu-gi-oh lately so yeah. i used to watch it when i was littiler but now i'm finding interest in it again thanks to a friend of mine that wanted me to read her yu-gi-oh fanfic. So now that I'm a bit into it I started writing a ygo fanfic of my own mostly just for fun and it brings back childhood memories but also because Yugi is like a person that has puppy dog eyes going 24/7 and he's so darn cute I just can't resist. Yugi: Leaf will you please write a yu-gi-oh fanfic you'd be so good at it 0.0 *.* Me: Well if you insist ;)

Okay I have one other thing to tell you guys about me. The kind of music I like. I like the music that has a meaning not those songs like I went to the club and it was hot thing something empowering and truthful. I like songs by Katy Perry because of this but I love all songs most when they are nightcored. That's right I love nightcore or chipmunk music as some people would call it but I don't care what they say its NIGHTCORE and I LOVE IT!

Things I like to...

Do: Draw, read, write, paint, play pokemon and other video games, watch movies and anime, chat with other pokemon loving people/friends, play cards, go swimming, play with animals.

Taste: Spag Bol, Supreme pizza, bacon and eggs, mangoes, bannana, djion mustard, cherry ripe, seafood, candy like minties, sour strips and cuppa cups, strawberries, cherries and banana.

Smell: Roses, lavender, lilly, old and new books, new tennis balls (weird I know), wood mulch (again weird), mint, my cat, Bunnings.

Hear: Music specifically nightcore, silence, my cat meowing for attention, inspriaring words and songs.

See: Landscape, ocean, my cat, pokemon plushies, my friends, books, movies.

Things I don't like to...

Do: homework, cleaning, sports on a hot day, watching sports in life or on television

Taste: Corriander, steak, chops, chilli, mushrooms, dark or white choclate, plain choclate of any kind, the stuff they put on your teeth at the dentist.

Smell: smoke (especially cigerette smoke), chemicals, overly stronge spray on dioderant, sweat, a dirty litter box.

Hear: Annoying people talking to me when I'm trying to concentrate, loud music of poor taste, my cat meowing at 3 in the morning.

See: Innaproriate things that will scar me for life, horror movies, spiders, cocaroaches, snakes, ants, annoying people, when people seem to care more about grammar and spelling than a stories actual plot.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ANYONE READING THIS PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have never really made this clear before but I do accept fan art. Whether it be of pokemon, my ocs or anything I want to see it. So if your good at drawing (or even crappy like me) try doing one of my ocs I will definitly put a link in to your picture when I update for the next chapter. I am also an artist and have a link to deviantart page above. If you are brave enough then I congradulate you and hope you'll do some fan art for me ;)

My Friend: *steps into my room and looks at my computer screen* What is that?

Me: My Life

My Friend: Chipmunk music and a bunny girl

Me: Welcome to Nightcore world bro

I LOVE NIGHTCORE! If you love nightcore too copy and paste this into your profile!

And Here's an awesome nightcored version of Lugia's song for your enjoyment ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhgAo0D_gNk&list=PLOrE45-q-n-tCfbUvfdpjzFVgk30QEJii

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SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE NIGHTCORE

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OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION

I, LeafeonLover, do hereby promise to review any fanfiction story that I enjoy despite its age, length or anything else.

I've joined the review revolution; copy and paste this onto your profile and be part of the revolution, too!

OATH TO THE FINSIH STORY REVOLUTION

I, LeafeonLover, do hereby promise to try my hardest to finish any fanfiction story that I post on Fanfiction.net,

no matter how much time it takes up, or how long it takes to be finished I will finish my story.

I've joined the finish story revolution; copy and paste this into your profile and be a part of the revolution too!

Yeah I made that oath up on my own as people who start writing good wondefully intriging stories then stop right in the middle or at a good part and don't update for Years or never even update again are one of my biggest pet peevs and a disappointment to all who like their stories. So please if you start writing and posting a story on fanfiction make sure you finish it I know I would greatly appriciate it. Or at least tell us if your not going to...

The Pledge of a Good Fanfiction Author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELEBERATLEY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas. (just borrow them)

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

IMPORTANT FOR ALL AUTHORS!

To All Authors:

This is a General All Hands On Deck call for all authors to be aware of the author known as 'Honey the Bee' formerly known as 'Delete the Clutter'. He/she has been the manipulator of the 'puppet' known as 'Heart of Aiur' in this so-called war against 'Reading the Books' fics.

He has used 'Heart of Aiur' to begin the war against these fics by 'Auir' posting a DON'T PLAGURIZE notice on his authors page and since 'Aiur' has left the site due to pressure from us (The Authors). Honey the Bee has revealed themselves and began to do battle against these fics and has had numerous successes.

This author finds these fics, puts them on his/her favorites list then rallies others to red list them to the Admin. As of 2:00pm Pacific Standard Time, Thursday, May 31, 2012, this author has gotten a total of One hundred sixty one stories deleted.

So, warn who you can. If your story gets deleted go to a different site. (Talk to 'Point Given' for information on a forum for those of you who are worried.)

As a preemptive measure all authors are sugested to ban 'Honey the Bee' from reading/Reviewing any fics on your authors page. You can do this by going to your page and going to the account tab and clicking the Block tab, which brings up a screen for authors block. You can block by e-mail, Pen name, or Author ID.

If you find your fic pulled you can negotiate with the Admin for reinstatement or you can repost the fic.

JUST BE CAREFULL!

Yours in Trust

Winged Seer Wolf

please do this story's are what make the world go around. post this info to other others! we need to protect our peace!


The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

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LeafeonLover

MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

Some sayings of my own creation ;)

They say you should keep your enimes close and your friends closer. I think it'd be smarter to keep a great distance from your enemy, that way when they find out what you've done it will take them longer to get to you. -LeafeonLover

They say a little sugar and spice makes everything nice. I prefer to switch the sugar with the spice then stand there grinning until someone puts one of them on their food. -LeafeonLover

They say when someone tells you to run, you should listen to them. Just remember to run TOWARD the enemy with your weapon of choice in hand. -LeafeonLover

If you have ever wondered deeply about who the 'they' in all those old saying are, copy and paste this into your profile.

When you're young there are a million things you can do with your life, so eat chips while you won't get fat. -LeafeonLover

If you have ever thought about a fanfiction you have read/want to write so much that you swear you didn't get a wink of sleep during the night, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things That Are a Secret:

Well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret now would it ;)

Favourite pokemon:

Eevee and evolutions though Leafeon is my favourite obviously

Snivy and evolutions

Pichu and Pikachu of course

Purrloin and Liepard

Vulpix and Ninetales

Riolu and Lucario

Skitty and Delcatty

Beizul and Floatzal

Panpour and Simipour

Growlithe and Archanine

Ralts, Kirlia, Gardevior and Gallade

Reshirim/Zekrom and that other one Kuregum or whatever/however its spelt

Raquaza

Shaymin

Shinx, Luxio and Luxray

Electrike and Manetric

Mew & Mewtwo

Victini

Palkia, Dialga and Giratina of coarse

Mesprit, Azelf and Uxie

oh yeah Celebi too!

Arceus is Awesome too!

Zoroa and Zoroark I love that little fox

All Grass starters yay!

The legendery dog trio I love Entei, Raikou and Suicune is the awesomist ever!

The legendery bird trio too! Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres

What the heck I love all Lengendies

oh and for gen 6

chespin obviously

fenneken cause i love foxes

xerneas (when the games come out i'm getting whichever of the copies i can catch xerneas in i'm guessing x)

yeevaltal (probably spelt wrong) looks cool but still like deer legendary more

espurr and meowstic

litleo, pyroar

Favourite book series:

Warriors by Erin Hunter but also some fanfictions

Hunger Games

Favourite anime:

Pokemon

Yu-Gi-Oh Classic

Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's

Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

Digimon (all seasons but especially frontier)

Avatar: The Last Air Bender

Avatar: The Legend of Korra

Wolf's Rain

Omamori Himari i love this anime the most it's my favourite ever I wish there were more episodes

Sekirei

Vampire Knight

Bombshells from the sky/ Cat planet cuties

My-Hime

Full Metal Panic!

Steel Angel Kurumi

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Girls Bravo

Maburaho

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Infinite Stratos

Rosario Vampire

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seikon no Qwaser

DearS

Aria the Scarlet Ammo

Elfen Lied

Freezing

Fractale

Monsuno

Black Rock Shooter

A Certain Magical Index

From the New World

Sword Art Online

School Days *cough* worst ending ever *cough*

KissXSis

Puella Magi Magica Madoka

Black Butler

Dusk Maiden of Amnesia

Maken-Ki

C3

Kamisama Kiss

SS

Princess Tutu

Anime i've watched and my personal rating: 1-5 stars or whatever these things are * * * * *

Pokemon * * * * *What can I say about pokemon that descibes its awesomness NOTHING its that good

Yu-Gi-Oh * * * * * It was great but the dueling was a bit repetitive for me but still love it and I only watched the stuff that has Yugi and Yami in it my favourite was the last season though

Digimon * * * * *Ah another childhood memory just watch it my favourite is digimon frontier and I've watched all seasons except that Xcross wars one)

Sailor Moon * * * * Yeah that was a while ago I watched all the episodes that were dubbed which was a lot of them again got a bit repetitive but I like having a girl as the main character and heroine

Avatar: The Last Air Bender * * * * * Now this is a bit newer than the last ones and I loved it watched all the seasons heaps of times, awesome action and funny

Avatar: The Legend of Korra * * * * * check the above

Wolf's rain * * * * * Great love wolves and the whole mystery of it was awesome

Tokyo mew mew * * * * *a slightly better more animaly version of sailor moon

Dragon Drive * * It was quite good but got bored after a while

Spice and Wolf * * * * funny and i love animal girls but didn't understand the trading stuff really

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wagaya no oinari-sama * * * * Good

Fruits basket * * * * *Ahh if your an anime lover u simply must watch this one or your not a true anime lover

Omamori Himari * * * * * My favouritest anime ever there's nothing i can say to discribe how wonderful it is

Sekirei * * * * *second favourite anime loved it

Utawarerumono * * * It was interesting to say the least

Kiss on my deity * * * * Love those magical girls

Kanokon * * * * * If funny and ecchi animal girls is your thing then u'll love this

Asu no yoichi * * * good

Asobi ni iku yo/ bombshells from the sky * * * * *If I were to cosplay anyone it'd be momo-chan

Dragonaut * * * * Better than dragon drive in so many ways

Vampire Knight * * * * * Best vampire anime I've ever watched

Akikan * * * * good a bit confusing and too short but still good

Strike Witches * * * Good but stopped watching after second season

Deltora Quest * * * * * Never read the books but found myself wanting to after this

My-Hime * * * * * I would love being in something like this

My-Otome * * * * * as good as its prequeal above

Full Metal Panic! * * * * Found a love of mecha animes

Earth Maiden Arjuna * * * * Stumbled across it was a bit weird but interesting

Steel Angel Kurumi * * * * * First season was awesome second season was a step down but still funny

" " 2 * * *

Girls Bravo * * * It was okay but not the greatest

Maburaho * * * * * Magic, harems, ecchi my kind of anime

" " 2 * * * * *

Infinite Stratos * * * * * my second mecha anime and I have got to say loved it and even more since it helped me find one of my bestest buddies here on fanfiction SHOUT OUT TO WARRIORSEDRA!

Rosario Vampire * * * * * funny, ecchi, monster girls, harem, action all the good things in life

" " 2 * * * * *

The Familair of Zero * * * * first season was good lost interest after that

Seikon no Qwaser * * * Fight scenes were good but I'm not so sure about all the boobs I saw in it first season was good watched some of the second season but then found something better

The Future Diaries * * * * * Love survival game animes and this is one of the best

DearS * * * * didn't really have any fight scene so it was a bit bland well for me anyway but it was still funny and ecchi so good

Aria the Scarlet Ammo * * * * * Girls with guns what more can I say I'm such a feminist

Elfen Lied * * * * * A bit gory buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut great story and multiple personalities make for interesting plot

This Ugly Yet Beautiful World * * * It's a bit iffy but still good

Battle Doll Angelic Layer * * * I like the idea but and the battles were interesting but didn't care for the main character

Freezing * * * * * AWESOME! aliens magical girls ecchi harem romace comedy u won't regret watching it

Fractale * * * * * not what i usually go for but found my love for it, great story

Baka and test * * funny but a bit bland fight scenes not that good if u can call them fight scenes at all but interesting idea

Monsuno * * * * * I love all the character fight scenes and beasts awesome

Black Rock Shooter * * * * * Sad and a bit depressing but very mystical and awesome fights

A Certain Magical Index * * * * * Loved the whole universe and the comedy was good

From the New World * * * * * Seems normalish at the start but as u dive deeper into the mystery with every episode you'll get hooked as I did, closing theme is awesome and catchy, great story a bit confusing but u'll understand in the end I promise

Sword Art Online * * * * * I play mmos so this was great for me now I can't wait for Virtual reality to be invented

School Days * Not the best anime I've seen but take head men this is what will become of you if your girlfriend finds you cheating on her okay maybe not as drastic as the ending but u'll get whats coming to you for sure

KissXSis * * * * Loved how they kept competeing with each other for the main guy so funny but a bit suggestive at times

Puella Magi Magician * * * * * Seems a bit too serious to have middle schoolers for the main characters and the ending is a little sad but its still overall great

Black Butler * * * * I feel so sorry for Ciel so many messed up things happen to him but I wish I had an awesome butler like that or a butler at all for that matter U.U'

Dusk Maiden of Amnesia * * * * * the mystery, romance and ecchi mayhem were all great and i wish there was more

Maken-ki * * * * the story was good but i don't really care for fanservice or perverted guys

C3 * * * * * liked how the girls were getting in on the action and the relationships with the main character were so cute

Kamisama Kiss * * * * * I loved it! Not only is it a reverse harem but the main love intrest is a male fox demon *squeals* and his voice is done by the same guy who does Sebastian's voice in black butler. I'm in love with Tomoe!

Inu x Boku SS * * * * * I love anyting involving mystic demons and magical girls that fight it was great deep and sweet love.

Poems and other random stuff I've found on others profiles:

Okay you should know that my profile is like a hall of fame I reference ever other profile where I get things for my profile from

So if you have something good in your profile then you'll make it to the hall of fame

- BASIC INFO -

name: Leaf

birthday: April 8

Sign: Aries the ram

where were you born: Queensland Australia

where do you live now: Queensland Australia

height: 170cm or so...

hair color: Brown

eye color: Hazel/Green

tattoos: None...

Piercings: None.

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- FAVORITES -

color: Scarlet Red

Food: Pasta Spagetti Bolengase (lol bad spelling)

candy: Minties, sour stripes, cuppa cupps, gummies

movie: Jurassic Park forever!

tv show: Pokemon, Yugioh, Simpsons, Futurama, Under the dome... and many others

band or singer: Katy Perry

song: Firework, Pearl, Roar, Let it Go (Frozen), Just your problem (adventure time)

holiday: Christmas and Easter!

month: April and December.

season: Autumn and Spring. I hate winter too cold!

day of the week: Saturday and Sunday.

store: EB games.

restaurant: Sushi Train!

sport: Tennis.

animal: Cheetah

flower: Rose

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- HAVE YOU EVER... -

danced in the rain: No more like run for cover.

tripped and had an embarrassing fall: Why yes once quite recently in fact

smoked: EW! NO! I hate the smell of smoke ESPECIALLY cigerette smoke i would not go near somone smoking let alone smoke myself.

got drunk: No! I do not drink for one im underaged, two it makes me ill, three all alchol taste horrible!

done drugs: Does panadol count?... then no.

gone skinny-dipping: Ha taking my clothes off in public no thanks!

been in a car accident: Nope.

been in love: A six year old version of it maybe real love no.

meet the president: No

meet a celebrity: Nup

cried over a movie: Yup they can get you ya know.

shoplifted: Once when i was younger some animal shapped bath things.

laughed so hard you cried: No but i smile till my face hurts all the time.

cried for no reason at all: Yes damn those crazy hormones.

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- THIS OR THAT -

pepsi or coke: Coke. If i could have any soft drink Id rather Fanta but if I could have any drink Apple and blackcurrent forever!

mc donalds or burger king: Mc Donalds I'd eat it all the time if it werent so gosh darn unhealthy

chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate! vanilla is way too plain.

tv or movies: Movies!

colored pencils or markers: Colored pencils. I have them all over my desk and they are what i use for colouring in.

sun or moon: Moon. The sun always gets in my eyes it annoying.

day or night: Night its a more relaxing time.

long sleeve or short sleeve: Short sleeve. I get over heated easily besides i like being able to move around easily.

n'sync or backstreet boys: I dont really remember either of them but i think i'll go with N'Sync?

burgers or hot dogs: Burgers.

rock or rap: Rap

aim or phone: Phone

comedy or thriller: Thriller as long as theirs no gore and its not too scary.

waffles or pancakes: Waffles, pancakes aren't my favourite thing.

peanut butter or jelly: Peanut butter

Team Edward or Jacob? – Team Jacob

Vampire or Werewolf? - Werewolf

Live forever with the one you love even though its not safe for them, or leave them thinking its for the better? – Live forever and protect him if I could

Would you rather have super strength, super speed, or read minds? – Well I can already read minds.

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Add this to you profile if you you think it's funny:

Father:"Your in big trouble miss.!"
Chid:"I Didn't do anything
Father:"YOU KICKED HIM!"
Child:"It was an accident!"
Father:"In The Face..."
Child:"My foot slipped.."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

From NoCoffeeNoLife

If you love the rain, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied or pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover,

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

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My little world consists of Pokemon and variousa animes i've watched

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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I have several friends that are crazy YaY!

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If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen into a lake more than once a day and you were fully clothed, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

I'm not sure why their wasn't a list for this one so I'll start a new one

Leafeonlover,

Thank-you animatedrose for all those poems I got from u're profile and all the things that are in these poems are totally true about me.

anyway i loved that so much hope u'll enjoy it too and if i may add another verse

If you always read an Arthors profile after reading their fanfic, copy this into your profile.

Leafeonlover,

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am that girl.

I am in love with a fictional character, so what?

That was from xXChaoticOrderXx profile she's got some great poems in there.

93% of American teens

would have a severe emotional breakdown

if someone called them a freak.

If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person

"What was your first clue?"

Copy this into your profile.

If someone calls me weird I tell them thank you.

If someone says I'm crazy I tell them I'm insane

If I fall

I laugh

If I don't know the words to a song

I make up my own

If you were to die I'd cry

And if you ever need a friend

I'm here for you

IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE!

I believe the sun will shine,
and the clouds will be high.
That everything will be happy
and there will be no crying,
no drama, no heartbreaks,
just simplicity,
a happiness no one could ever buy.

That is the place I wanna go.

If you liked this put it on your profile!

That was from Yuu Kawada thanks a lot for that great poem!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on.Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) Animehime20 (Yugioh GX) AnimeCat92 (Yu Gi Oh Gx) Leafeonlover why does everyone say yu-gi-oh? (Omamori Himari or Sekirei or pokemon fine yu0gi-oh too ;) and basicly every other anime on my favourites list)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Toushiro's little shinigami, otherrelmwriter, Stippled-Starlight, Hellopanda23, Georgisakura, wolfy1324, AnimeCat92, Leafeonlover,

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid myspace and facebook so much lamer than actual human interaction!

That was from AnimeCat92 and wasn't it great!

If you don't like stereotypes, copy this to your profile and bold, strikethough, italisize or underline the ones that apply to you.

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

The one's I've bolded apply to me so if u hate sterotypes copy and bold the ones that apply to you

and don't be judgmental of things someones bolded or u're just plain mean

anyway that was from AnimeCat92 thank-you

FRIENDS: Always ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! or call them by their first name.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.(aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!”

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

my best friends are the greatest

hehe we're all crazy

AnimeCat92 again she has great stuff on her profile

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Warriors is the best

The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total 5

(x) You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. how mean

() People have called you slow.

total so far11

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

total so far 13

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far 16

(x) You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far 18 doh

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together 21 i'm not stupid just crazy

that was from inyashaxkagome4evr

Carpe Diem

We are bound

Yet we fly

We are captive

Yet we are free

We are beaten

Yet not defeated

Death is evident

But we live

Carpe diem, Sieze the day

It may be your last

Did you like it

I wrote that poem just something I whiped up when i was bored at school

Earth's Bond

Blue Sky's

Green grass

Beauty of golden brass

Let me hear your sweet song

On the breeze

Rustling through the trees

In the waves

Smiles of everyday

Animals call

The earth responds

It is what holds us

Our bond

Another one I wrote

If you like something in my profile feel free to copy and paste it into yours!

Mummy. . . Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go,

but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master. . .

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. . .

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer. . .

He had no army, yet kings feared him. . .

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word. . .

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. . .

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us. . .

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says. . .

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven. . . "

Those two were from flying dragonite

don't forget to tell your loved ones that you do truley love them cause you never know what might happen.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: Leafeon lover

Birth date: April 8

Current Location: Australia, QLD

Eye Color: Hazel/Green

Hair Color: Brown

Righty or Lefty: Righty

Zodiac Sign: Aries

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: Australian through and through

Your weakness: I hate cockarooches but spiders aren't so bad (weird right)

Your fears: Being humiliated, loosing my friends, loosing the person I love/care about

Your perfect pizza: capsicum, salarmi, ham, tomato, olives, onion, not to much chesse just enough to cover

Goal you'd like to achieve: Become a zoo keeper, and big cat expert and write a successfull novel

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

Your thoughts first waking up: Sleepy...Sleepy...What I was dreaming about...Fanfiction...I'm hungry

Your best physical feature: Eyes

Your bedtime: 10pm-12pm

Your most missed memory: Being a preschooling and having no worries

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's

Adidas or Nike: Adidas(Nike has sweatshops)

Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Choclate :)

Cappuccino or coffee: I don't take drugs (caffine is a drug)

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Cuss: Sometimes

Take a shower: Yes every night.

Have a crush: *blush*

Think you've been in love: *nodnod*

Want to get married: Asolutly

Believe in yourself: Most of the time

Think you're a health freak: Nope

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Gone to the mall: Yes

Been on stage: No way I'd rather work behind the scenes

Been dumped: I don't have a boyfriend nor have had one recently (but u're wlecome to change that) ;)

Gone skating: No but I'd like to

Dyed your hair: No (it sounds like fun though)

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVERPlayed

a stripping game: No. I don't think I will anytime soon

Got beaten up: No. I will beat you up.

Changed who you were to fit in: No. Everyone knows who I am and I won't change myself for anyone

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD

Age your hoping to be married: Before I turn 40 at least.

Age your hoping to have kids: Depends

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL

Best eye color: Blue/Red/Green

Best hair color: Red/Blue/Gold

Long or Short? LONG

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey

1 HOUR AGO: Eating breakfast and watching my shows

1 YEAR AGO: Living, breathing, writing fanfiction

LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE

I LOVE: You

I FEEL: Happy at the moment

I HATE: Jerks, people who make fun of other people, and people who just don't know when to stop and shut up

I HIDE: when I feel sad or when I'm playing hide and seek

I MISS: my friend that moved schools but she's still my friend no matter what

From Miss Tigger

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Miss Tigger again

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. (:'( so sad I can feel my heart panging right now)

those two were from Miss Tigger she's got some great stuff

TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck. (it says it all)

You own/ed an X-Box. (Still do)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (again still do)

You watch sports on TV.

You used to be addicted to Power Rangers.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (RED)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (With friends is the most fun)

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop. (depends)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Never had one before)

You like wearing jewelry. (Depends)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (doesn't capture enough of my interest)

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. (This is impossible when you're laughing)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (we're not cavepeople are we?)

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(only if it smells nice)

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything (Sometimes when I really want to show-off what I'm good at... xD)

Total: 10

Result: Tomboy (well I already knew I was kinda tomboyish)

Make A Sentence ... You'll go LOL! xD

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June)-I robbed

7 (July) -I kissed

8 (Aug) -I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - i hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star

02 - my boyfriend

03 -a hobo

04 - a homeless guy

05 - the one that i love

06 -the trojan man

07 - the cookie monster

08 - a sexy girl

09 - a bowl of cereal

10 - a mop

11 - a tooth brush

12 - a hobo

13 -a dog

14 - a drunk

15 - a crack head

16 - a cat

17 - a bag of weed

18 - the kool-aid man

19 - an Easter egg

20 - tori the snowman

21 - a hottie

22 - my crush

23 -yo momma

24 - a Mexican

25 - a teletubby

26 - a condom

27 - a gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - my ex boyfriend

31 -my lover

I killed a sexy women apparently but it was right i did lol (jokes I havn't killed anyone yet :D)

Miss Tigger again (that's right I read people's profiles shot me) :P

14 Things To Try At A Department Store:


1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Girl's Rest Rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

I laughed so i have to repost this (from GoldenViolet)

1."Be the happiest person in our sad little world." -Me


2."Be a Cupcake! They're much tastier." -Me


3."Some of people's best friends on Earth are from Mars." -Me


4. "Muffins are just ugly Cupcakes." -GoldenViolet's friend (NAME PROTECTED)

from GoldenViolet

On artifical bacon: "Contains real artificial bacon bits." (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Wow, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessecary. Look inside for details." (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." (We could reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds with colds off the fork lifts. Also, what's a kid doing driving a car?!)

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to in outer space.)

On a food processer: "Not to be used for any other use." (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (What, no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this. Yeah, you can't.)

On a child's Superman product: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (Why didn't you tell me that earlier?!)

At the start of one thousand ways to die T.V show "do not attemp any actions seen in the recreations of this show you will die" (OMG really glad u told me now I was this close to sticking my arm in a wood chipper)

Repost this if you laughed, or have actually thought about of any of these things.

from Mothstar's profile

True Story:

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.

PS: If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

From GoldenViolet (a bit freaky but I don't want no dead girl in my roof)

True Story:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

What an amazing story I am a christian (wheather u like it or not) and may God always protect you

Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It!

Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!

Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε!

Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn!

Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund!

Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!

Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!

Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!

Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ!

Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε!

Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα!

Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan!

Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy!

Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One!

Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!


cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,

cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,

cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,

cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,

cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,

cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,

cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY,

уσυ cαℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт i don't. so ωну вσтнєя?

Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!

From GoldenViolet again

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Laughtner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

From ah I can't remember oh well

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it?

It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy!

HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in an angel's arms.

She is holding me.

She told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

From Flying Dragonite

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

From Flying Dragonite STOP CHILD ABUSE!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

From Flying Dragonite

The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER dELEBERATLEY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

From Flying Dragonite again there will be lots of these

What makes me certain that America is getting stupider every generation:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

On a Nasonex Nasal Spray box: This product is for the NOSE. (Was someone using it for their ear?)

On 100 percent bees wax lip balm: Apply to desired area (Soooo it's not just for your lips?) (I got this one from a friend a few days ago LeafeonLover)

20 fun things to do @ WalMart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".

isnt WalMart just so interesting; Copy and paste to your profile if you have or plan to do these things in Wal-Mart

Flying Dragonite

If you believe in the afterlife, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "its" and "it's" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "your" and "you're" then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" then copy and paste this into your profile

Flying Dragonite

For any Pokemon fans: copy and paste this into your profile if you often imagine yourself with a Pikachu on your shoulder.

Most of the world's oceans have been polluted and dumped in. If you're one of the few that give a damn and wished people would just STOP littering, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, FlyingDragonite, LeafeonLover

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite, LeafeonLover

-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Drugs caused my friend to be paralyzed from the waist down! Life just isn't fair, that a child should pay for the crimes of his/her parents.)

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever reviewed a fan-fic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think like Albert Einstein and agree that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!

Copy and paste this to your profile if you believe flames are just a boring waste of time to read! Anyways the flamers just show that they have no life or class whatsoever...

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up to three better animes than this, paste this on your profile.Sorry Naruto fans.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. (flying Dragonite)

This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile:
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
I've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover,

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

It is said that dying is bad for your health...if you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (I have this multiple times, I know.)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi. Why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Gaara The Eternal, cats-rock-and-so-does-cheese, SoujaGurl, EmpireofShadow, Mary Penelope,CrystalizedWinds, Flying Dragonite, LeafeonLover,

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe racism is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple times, again)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (multiple times, again.)

If you know someone who is out there with Pluto,Copy and paste this into your profile and send them a postcard.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. If you are one of taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. ("It's not Fair!" "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?")

A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love thunder storms.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like copy and pastes.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

DRAGON PRIDE METER: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (to infinity and that includes Dragon POKEMON) If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover Stick This On Your Page!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you think you might have two copy-paste blurbs that are identical but worded differently, go check then copy this into your profile!

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Bubble wrap... addicting people since 1957.

I've told them a hundred times--don't touch the whatchamacallit because it will make the doohickey not work with the thingamabob!

Has decided that from now on whenever someone asks me to do something I’ll say "Do you want fries with that?"

Is smiling...this should scare you. :)

I didn't lose my mind, I just can’t remember where I put it.

Anyone can trip down stairs; you have to be a freaking genius to trip up them!

Copy and paste this if you have tripped up the stairs before and know your special, because everyone else seems to fall down them.

FIRE ALARM* Year7: AHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO!??? Year8: Mannn I ain't leaving my stuff here! Year9&10: WHOOOOOOOO!!! Year11: *sigh*...

Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass.

Teacher: " Who did the homework?" Students: " Me" "Me" "Me"(Everyone) Teacher: "Let me check" Students: "Oh crap...

Some people come into your life and leave a footprint on your heart. Some people come into your life and you want to leave a footprint on their face.

Hates when you walk through a spider web and you start waving your arms around in the air and screaming and from far away you look like a crazy person.

Says I must remember it is against the law to strangle and kill stupid people.

People that know me think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm out-going. My BEST friends KNOW I'm completely insane! *Cue manical laughter*

Hi... can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye with it.

Well this is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!

Says if you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item, how come people never say "a boat"?

Finding a needle in a haystack is simple... All you have to do is set the haystack on fire.

I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face.

Dear Math, Why should I solve your problems? Get a therapist.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried or was horribly upset when Severus Snape died, copy and past this into your profile.

Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat.

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THANK-YOU SO MUCH FLYING DRAGONITE !!!!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If your classmates think you're that innocent little girl who sits in the back of the room, but you're secretly thinking of violent and or annoying things to do to fictional characters, paste this to your profile.

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, paste this to your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like rice, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rice is a good food. It goes with any other culinary dish. Did you know that rice is a plant grown in rice paddies? You can serve rice fried with onions and garlic for a good taste. Its so delicious. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are random.

If you ever ripped paper while erasing a mistake and you threw it out your bedroom window (and got in trouble for it), copy and paste this into your profile.

At school, I am the mature model in my class. At my house, my siblings consider me high on crack. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks, Then Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8.Don't use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go.'

12.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

13.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

14.When the money comes out of the ATM, scream'I Won!, I Won!'

15.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

16.Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

17. Walk into a really expensive store and when they ask 'Can I help you?' ask 'What can I get for 20 cents?'

From Pianist707

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (NO DUR!) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really?!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Yeah, your point?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

From Pianist707

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it!

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to!

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If she isn't there the first time you need her, chances are you won't be needing her again.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

I'm not sure about what is sarcasm. What is it?

You know what I mean by "You know what I mean." You know what I mean?

Strangely, several things I lose are connected to the crime of arson.

There is comfort food. I wonder what is anti-comfort.

The all-seeing eye cannot see a nuclear warhead descending upon you.

Some people cheat Death. He lost that way.

There's a time when you walk down the stairs and then you suddenly think this air of space is a stair step. And then you fall down.

It takes skill, to fall on flat surfaces.

etc. = End of Thought Capacity.

ChooChoo= Train

MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL PLEASE READ TO THE VERY END, IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!

'MEET ME IN THE STAIRWELL'

You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news On September 11, 2001. Neither will I.

I was on the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say 'Good-Bye.' I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the peace to say, 'Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK..I am ready to go.'

I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she realized he wasn't coming home that night.

I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when a woman cried out to Me for help. 'I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!' I said. 'Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now.'

I was at the base of the building with the Priest ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answered.

I was on all four of those planes, in every seat, with every prayer. I was with the crew as they were overtaken. I was in the very hearts of the believers there, comforting and assuring them that their faith has saved them.

I was in Texas , Virginia , California , Michigan , Afghanistan . I was standing next to you when you heard the terrible news. Did you sense Me?

I want you to know that I saw every face. I knew every name - though not all know Me. Some met Me for the first time on the 86th floor.

Some sought Me with their last breath. Some couldn't hear Me calling to them through the smoke and flames; 'Come to Me... this way... take my hand.' Some chose, for the final time, to ignore Me. But, I was there.

I did not place you in the Tower that day. You may not know why, but I do.. However, if you were there in that explosive moment in time, would you have reached for Me?

Sept. 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey for you . But someday your journey will end. And I will be there for you as well. Seek Me now while I may be found. Then, at any moment, you know you are 'ready to go.'

I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.

God During the next 60 seconds, stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity. (Literally it is only 1 minute.) All you have to do is the following:

Stop and think and appreciate God's power in your life, for doing what you know is pleasing to Him. If you are not ashamed to do this, follow the

instructions. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of Me, I will be ashamed of you before My Father'

If you are not ashamed, copy and paste this on your profile...only if you believe 'Yes, I love my God He is my fountain of Life and My Savior. He Keeps me going day and night. Without Him, I am no one. But with Him, I can do everything. Christ is my strength.'

THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO PLEASE KEEP IT GOING. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

from Pianist707

THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO PLEASE KEEP IT GOING. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

If you look closely at the picture above,( there was a picture, but it wouldnt like me post it. But it is a picture of Marines bowing there heads. as stated in the sentence...) you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying. This incident took place at a recent ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms. 'These are federal employees,' says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU , 'on federal property and on federal time. For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately.' When asked about the ACLU's charges, Colonel Jack Fessender, speaking for the Commandant of the Corps said (cleaned up a bit), 'Screw the ACLU.' GOD Bless Our Warriors, Send the ACLU to France . May God Bless America , One Nation Under GOD! What's wrong with the picture? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING( PASTEING IT ON YOUR PROFILE) IT ON! I am sorry but I am not breaking this one...Let us pray Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it. THIS NEEDS TO GO AROUND THE USA MANY TIMES SO KEEP IT GOING

Why go to Church? (This is good!!)

If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!

Why Go To Church?

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday... "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 203,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all." This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this.. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!" When you are DOWN to nothing... God is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Thank God for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

All right, now that you're done reading, send it on! I think everyone should read this! "When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you get that for me?" Amen!!

Special Prayers!!

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.. Amen.

GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year.

No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed.

You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year.

For all of 2010, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY.. He will never let you down.

I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me.. My child! What can I do for you? And I said, Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message...

(PLEASE COPY & PASTE THIS, SO THAT OTHER PEOPLE MAY HAVE THE JOY OUT KNOWING OUT SAVIOR!!!)

60 seconds with Jesus...

For the next 60 seconds, set aside what ever you're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if satan can stop this.

THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS

At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to the death penalty. At the time crucifixion was the "worst" death. Only the worst criminals condemned to be crucified. Yet it was even more dreadful for Jesus, unlike other criminals condemned to death by crucufixtion, Jesus was to be nailed to the cross by His hands and feet.

Each nail was 6 to 8 inches long. The nails were driven into His wrist. Not into His palms as it is commonly portrayed. There's a tendon in the wrist that extends to the shoulder.

The Roman gaurd knew that when the nails were being hammered into the wrist that tendon would tear and break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support himself so that He could breath. Both of His feet were nailed together. Thus He was forced to support Himself on the single nail that impaled His feet to the cross.

Jesus could not support himself with His legs because of the pain so He was forced to alternate between arching His back then using his legs just to continue to breath. Imagine the stuggle, the pain, the suffering, the courage. Jesus endured this reality for over 3 hours.

Yes, over 3 hours!! Can you imagine this kind of suffering?? A few minutes before He died, Jesus stopped bleeding. He was simply pouring water from his wounds.From common images we see wounds to His hands and feet and even the spear wound to His side. But do we realize His wounds were actually made in his body.

A hammer driving large nails through the wrist, the feet overlapped and an even large nail hammered through the arches, then a Roman guard piercing His side with a spear. But before the nails and the spear Jesus was whipped and beaten.

The whipping was so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. The beating so horrific that His face was torn and his beard ripped from His face. The crown of thorns cut deeply into His scalp. Most men would not have survived this torture.

He had no more blood to bleed out, only water poured from His wounds. The human adult body contains about 3.5 litres (just less than a gallon) of blood.Jesus poured all 3.5 litres of his blood; He had three nails hammered into his members; a crown of thorns on his head and, beyond that, a Roman soldier who stabbed a spear into his chest.

All these without mentioning the humiliation He passed after carrying his own cross for almost 2 kilometers, while the crowd spat in his face and threw stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, only for its higher part, where his hands were nailed). Jesus had to endure this experience, so that you can have free access to God.

So that your sins could be "washed" away. All of them, with no exception! Don't ignore this situation. JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOU! For you, who now read this e-mail. Do not believe that He only died for others (those who go to church or for pastors, bishops, etc).

He died for you! It is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but when it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward to others because you are worried of what they may think about you. Accept the reality, the truth that JESUS IS THE ONLY SALVATION FOR THE WORLD..

God has plans for you, show all your friends what He experienced to save you. Now think about this! May God bless your life! 60 seconds with God... For the next 60 seconds, set aside what you're doing and take this opportunity! Let's see if satan can stop this.

All you have to do is: 1. Simply pray for the person who sent this message to you: Lord, you know the life of _. I ask You to bless him/her in all things and make him/her prosperous. Take care of his/her family, his/her health, his/her work and all his/her future plans. Lead him/her not into temptation, but deliver him/her from evil. In Jesus' name, amen. 2.Then, send this message to 10 people ( OR just copy and paste on your profile) 3.10 people will pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God for other people. 4. Take a moment to appreciate the power of God in your life, for doing what pleases Him. If you are not ashamed to do this, please, follow Jesus' instructions. He said (Matthew 10:32 & 33): "Everyone therefore who acknowledges me before others, I also will acknowledge before my Father in heaven; but whosoever denies me before others, I also will deny before my Father in heaven". If you believe, send this message... But send it only if you believe in Christ Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my saviour. He keeps me alive day and night. Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him "I can do all things through Him who strengthens me". Philippians 4:13. This is the simple proof. If you love God and you believe and trust in salvation through Christ Jesus, send this to all those you love.

I hope this has helped anyone who reads this. And if you want to copy and paste this, please email me, so that i may now and pray for you! Also so that i may post your name on here so that other people will know that you believe in God and Jesus!

Thank you for reading my profile! GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People that believe in God and Jesus:

Mistress Ratchet

JessicaLynnMarieRussell

X_RayDog

CherryBerryB

CrimsonLaurana

Pianist707

LeafeonLover (come on guys I know u're out there just copy and paste that's all u have to do)

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

96% of teens won't stand up for God...copy and paste if you are one of the 4% who will.

God does so much for us yet many find it hard to post a simple message lifting his name. I LOVE GOD

98 percent of teens won't stand up for God. If you will stand up for Him, copy this into your profile. Do it if you truly love God!

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.

97% of you wont repost this: when Jesus died he was thinking of you if you care repost this,watch what God will do 96% of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4 who will

If you believe in GOD the FATHER, GOD the SON and GOD the HOLY GHOST, put this in your profile!

So there was this missionary in Africa and he finds two guys fighting. So he breaks up the fight and one guy needs to go to the doctor so the missionary pays for it. So the other guy is mad at the missionary for breaking up the fight so he gets a group together to attack him at night, but they leave without hurting him. Later on they tell him that they were going to attack him but he had twenty six shining gaurds with him. But he objects saying he was alone that night. When he goes back home a few months later the people at his church tell him that they got the urge to pray for him so they got a group together and prayed. He asked the men who were there to stand up and they did. There were twenty six. The same amount of guards the man said he had.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE

('.') IF YOU HATE

(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

† Christianity is NOT Just A Religion †

† It's A Relationship †

† Let Your Lights Shine Bright †

† For Christ Is To Return Soon †

† Love Jesus †

If you believe this is true and you except Jesus as your personal savior copy and paste this and spread the word of Jesus!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Crispee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, ReadingRobyn, Honya, Serpentine-Moon, Angelwahalla, Spazwahalla, KTBR, Miah-Chan, Takahashi Kiki, Style-Bunny, Mew Mew Jakie

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) then copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoluetly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your completly in love with one of your best friends, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have guy friends that make everything they say sound wrong, copy this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this to your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or you have an insane friend, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get ran over over by a bus,copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fell off a spinning chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against homophobia copy and paste this into your profile

I agree with the dictionary Girls before Guys Fun before Studying Friends before Love

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head

Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officiaclly be your father

A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk

A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date

A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear

A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger

A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love

A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it

My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

If more than 8 of these apply to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did.

If you stole this material from more than 5 accounts, copy and paste

if you think you know somone who has original material from your profile, copy and paste into profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get).

Digimon was popular.

Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.

You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.

Nobody cared what you looked like.

Hamtaro ROCKED.

Catching a pidgeon was cool.

Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.

Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.

Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.

Saying 'moron' was a swear word.

Fire was considered dangerous.

The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.

Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.

Multiplication was scary.

Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.

The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, LeafeonLover,

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son, John

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

If you've taken an insanity quiz, copy and paste this into your porfile. If not, go here so that you can copy and paste this along! ( I got 40.340909090909086)

Funny Quotes:

-Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if properly aimed.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:

1) Put this on your profile or

2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. she's a virgin. That boy you called lame. Has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. Is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you wont.

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Haha, you're an idiot!

Lol and I'm not cause I figured it out about half way through! :P

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Those ones were from Black Angel Butterfly

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said "Anything is possible" obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

If God is watching us, 1) I feel creeped on 2) the least we can do is be entertaining.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so she can tell when she's really in trouble.

Teahcer: "I live on a teacher's salary, I can't afford that" Student:"I live on a student's salary, I can't afford ANYTHING!"

"See, there you go. You're always looking at me like that." "Like what?" "Like I burn down animal shelters for fun and light my cigarettes with orphans."

The voice in my head may not be real, but is has some good ideas!

Is it against the law to flash a blind person?

Why is it called a building when it's already built?

That was from xXStormy-chanXx

I thought it was funny and very true

Sweetness

(This is really sweet...)

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

That was from yori neko and isn't it just the cutest and most sweet thing u ever heard

A Mother's Teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

that was from yori neko also wasn't it just wondeful

A Message to Bullies

The girl you just called fat

She's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly

She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped

He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars

He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying

His mother is dying.

Repost if you're against bullying.

I bet more than 95% of you won't...

I hate bullies don't you? anyways that was from Sasukeluva 4eva

On Saturday, the 13th of August 2011...

Two of my beloved pets passed away. (Not me someone else I just thought it was sad)

Roxy, our beautiful German Shephard, and Muffin, our once retarded but lovely cat, were taken to a friend of the family who put them both to sleep, on the request of my mother.

Roxy has been with me since I was just a baby; barely one years old.

She had been gradually descending into the darkness of death, having been senile, deaf, blind and incompetent for more than three years; it had gotten to the point where her back legs were constantly failing her, and she could barely walk to us to be fed.

Although she still had an appetite, and she seemed to be content with slowly drifting towards death, neither my mum nor I could stand watching her suffer in such a cruel way; keeping her alive not for her own willpower, but out of our selfishness of being too reluctant to let her go, was not fair on her.

And it seems so vividly unclear to me to be writing this now. Because she has always been there; I don't know what life would have been without her. But now I do.

She outlived so, so many, and was loved just the same by everyone who had the pleasure of knowing her.

Roxy has always been there for me, and my family; she was still here after her brother Radar died ten years ago; she was still there when Gizmo, Tosca, Sally, Dougle, Perky, Ariel 1 & 2, Flounder, Mixie, Flower, Scooter, Smoky 1 & 2, Poppy, Sarge, Willie, Charlie, Kahlua, and our multiple Zebra Finches died; she was there for my mum when her father died; she was there through everything, every trial, tribulation and happy time we had.

She made those times. And now she has left them as distant memories in the wake of her sudden absence.

And Muffin... the mentally retarded cat we adopted from the RSPCA as one of our thirteen--now twelve--...

She was impossible not to love, regardless of how difficult or frustrating she could be.

As I said to her last night, lying with her on my mum's bed... "As demented as you may be, you're still lovely."

And that is an undeniable truth.

Muff became very sick, very suddenly; but we had already anticipated this, for many years now. Her immune system was failing her; excreting blood from both her rear and her mouth, depriving herself of food and water for five days, losing half of her weight until she was barely half a kilo... We had no other choice.

And even as we gave her the various injections, she fought relentlessly to get away, escape from the poison that was supposed to put her out of her misery; and she screamed and screamed the entire time, only calming when I rubbed her head enough to lull her off into her eternal sleep.

She died lying next to Roxy, who had already left us, her eyes still staring into mine.

I don't think I'll ever forget it.

It's the most I've cried at any one time in years

Rest In Peace, You Beautiful Creatures.

You shall be missed with every day your presence is not registered.

And when someone ever asks, "How many pets do you have?"

I will still say, "I have twenty-two pets, two of which have joined the rest in Heaven."

R.I.P.

From Sasukeluva 4eva

Fav quotes from life (and PJO)

I don't care whether the glass is half empty or half full, I just wanna find the idiot who drank my lemonade!

Who's the loser, huh, huh? You wanna pieceo me?

Car spasm? Never heard of it.

When life gives you lemons, make lime juice and sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

From Iluvcandyiluvcandy

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!" Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight.Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, LeafeonLover,

From Iluvcandyiluvcandy again

50 Ways to Scare People in the Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over and over again.

7. Work normally for awhile. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top- secret Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

12. Type on VAX for awhile. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, "Oops, I forgot."

16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

17. "DISK FIGHT!"

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.

20. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.

22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn't work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for awhile, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them, and deposit them on your neighbor's keyboard as you leave.

28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.

31. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.

32. Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A-flat). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.

34. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.

35. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?", unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn't affected). Then look at your neighbor's keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key work?" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until, you've deleted about a page of your neighbor's document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya know? I've been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn't deleting! Ha!" Print out your document and leave.

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)

41. Stare at the person's next to your's screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go.

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made-up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRR!" Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.

44. See who's online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you've known them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out you're a total stranger.

45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim "You're such a marvel!!", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard.Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out.

48. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, "Give me that computer or you'll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week."

50. Two words: Tesla Coil

from Iluvcandyiluvcandy

37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you swear to God that door RAN into you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

(Put it on your page if you laughed)

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that asshole upside the head

basicly most of the above are from Iluvcandyiluvcandy again :)

Copy and Paste:

You Say Pink - I Say Black

You Say Hannah Montana - I Say Avril Lavigne

You Say Jonas Brothers - I Say Linkin Park

You Say Zac Efron - I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron

You Say Rap - I Say Rock

You Say I'm Weird - I Say Thank you

If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

From MitzvahRose

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

'The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just damn numbers.

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Forget the risk; take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all.

Every time I try to talk to you, I feel like a prisoner who hasn't talked in years, and I just can't get the words out of my mouth.

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"Enter the den of the hunter."

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain. - Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. - Unknown

"...We need a plan of attack!" "I have a plan: Attack." - Captain America and Iron Man from The Avengers

"Puny god." - Hulk from The Avengers

"You have no idea what you're dealing with." "Uh... Shakespeare in the park? Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?"- Tony Stark and Thor Odinson from The Avengers

"Hulk smash!"- Hulk from The Incredible Hulk (surprise, surprise...)

"Oooooooooommmmm... Aaaaallllllllrrriiiiiigghhhhttttttyyyyyyy ttthhhhheeeennnnnn..." - Ace Ventura

"You actually go outside in these?" "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?" Wolverine and Cyclops from X-men

"I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice."- Wolverine from X-men Origins: Wolverine

"Wait, are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorean?"- Marty McFly from Back to the Future

"You heard the man. No mortal weapon can kill him." "Then we'll just have to find some immortal ones." "There's that 'we' again."- Rick O'Connell and Evey from The Mummy

"No harm ever came from opening a box." "And no harm ever came from reading a book. Remember how that turned out?"- Evey and Rick O'Connell from The Mummy Returns

"Make it a... happy memory."- K from Men in Black

"I don't like this guy. He reads minds."- Sid from Ice Age

"I shouldn't have told you that."- Rubius Hagrid from Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

"No can do Gigantor. Someone's got to pay." "Pay for what?" "I don't know, just pay. Now stop whining and take it like a man!"- Jedediah and Larry Daley from Night at the Museum

"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking."- Octavius from Night at the Museum

"Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say 'I'." "Ahh!!" "That's close enough."- Mushu and Mulan from Mulan

"That's it. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on..."- Mushu from Mulan

"You're... uh..." "Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?" "Tiny."- Mulan and Mushu from Mulan

"Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?"- Mulan and Grandmother Fa from Mulan

"Well I ain't going to smell it, if that's what you want."- Mr. Beaver from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

"Chakras, chakras! Everybody likes chakras! Chakras, chakras, chakras taste good. Yum!" - That weird, salesman dude who appears in Aang's dream from Avatar

"Teenagers: You give them an inch, they swim all over you."- Sebastian from The Little Mermaid

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."- Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon

"Pray for mercy from, Puss! ...In boots." - Puss in Boots from Shrek 2

"Rack! Agghk! *coughs repeatedly* *spits, looking down* Hehe... hairball." - Puss in Boots from Shrek 2

"It didn't end well."- Louis from The Princess and the Frog

"YOU ARE A TOY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear. You're an action figure. You are a child's plaything."- Woody from Toy Story

"To infinity, and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

"Great Scott!"- Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future

"I don't think your parents like me and I think that jello gave me a fake phone number."- B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens

"Hakuna Matata"- Timon from The Lion King

"You wouldn't hit a woman." "That's a woman?"- The Once-ler and the Lorax from The Lorax

"I'm the Avatar. You've gotta deal with it"- Korra from The Legend of Korra

"You think I wouldn't recognize you because I can't see your cheekbones?" - Carol Ferris from Green Lantern

"I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda"- Po from Kung Fu Panda

From MitzvahRose


If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes your not alone

If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point


What a boyfriend should do-

When she walks away from you mad- Follow her

When she stares at your mouth- Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you- Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you- Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet- Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you- Give her your attention

When she pulls away- Pull her back

When you see her at her worst- Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying- Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking- Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared- Protect her

When she lays her head on her shoulder- Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat- Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you- Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time- Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt- Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you- She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands- Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you- Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret- Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes- Don’t look away until she does

When she misses you- She’s hurting inside


Girls, You Really Ought to Take This to Heart. Guys, get Advice From It-

--Girls--
--are like--
--apples on trees.--
--The best ones are--
--at the top of the tree.The--
-- boys dont want to reach --
-for the good ones because they-
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
--from the ground that aren't as good,--
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in-
-reality, they're amazing. They just-
-have to wait for the right boy to-
-come along, the one who's-
-brave enough to-
climb
all the way
to the top
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This One's For the Girls:

“Here’s to the girls: That keep a smile even though they’re going through hell. That keep their head high, even though they’d rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but can’t seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Here’s to her.”

“This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. They are the real girls.”

“One day you’re gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.”

"A heart is not a play thing,

a heart is not a toy,

but if you want it broken,

Just give it to a boy.

Boys, they like to play with things

To see what makes them run,

But when it comes to kissing,

They do it just for fun.

Boys never give their hearts away

They play us girls for fools,

They wait until we give our hearts

And then they play it cool.

You will wonder where he is at night

You will wonder if he's true,

One moment you will be happy,

One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him

Your heart begins to dance

Your life revolves around him,

There's nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,

You worry day and night

You see, my friend, you're losing him

It never turns out right.

Boys are great, though immature

The price you pay is high,

He may seem sweet and gorgeous

But remember, he's a guy.

Don't fall in love with just a boy

That takes a lot of nerve.

You see, my friend, you need a man

To get what you deserve.

So when you think that you're in love,

Be careful if you can

Before you give your heart away

Make sure that he's a man."

I'm sick of backstabbing girls who say that they're your friends. I'm tired of people who talk bad about me behind my back, but in reality, they're just as bad. I'm tired of girls who seem to think that makeup defines our entire lives. I'm tired of my so-called best friend always going behind my back, putting everyone down, and just being an all around "five-minute girl" that no one wants to be around. I'm sick and tired of the boys that fall for these crazy, dumb, FAKE girls that are so fake that Barbie herself is jealous. I'm sick and tired of all of it - Lex (aka xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx) From MitzvahRose


"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."


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(1 C4N R34D 17, C4N Y0U?) From MitzvahRose

"What, they left? Excellant! TO THE COMPUTER!" - MitzvahRose

-,- = Smirk face

We are all weird and thus normal. So, if someone is normal, than doesn't that make them weird?- MitzvahRose

Yes, I have my computer with me on vacation. Your point? -MitzvahRose

Thank-you Mum

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

From Starrymists

The Lessons Warriors Has Taught Us :

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
2. Cats can have accents.
3. Old people are funny.
4. If your girlfriend dies, the default response is to sleep with her sister.
5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
7. Always use a condom.
8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.
9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.
10. There are no limits to how homoerotically you can kill your own brother.
11. Casual racism is socially acceptable. More severe racism is less approved of, but still allowed. Only outright genocide crosses the line.
12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
13. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy.
14. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
17. Its possible to complain about anything.
18. All barn cats are gay.
19. Happy endings are unrealistic.
20. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.
21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
22. God isn't going to do anything for you because He wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.
23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.
25. The object that cats should fear the most is a purple pen.
26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
27. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
28. It's possible to make multiple AMVs of a series with only one episode worth of clips.
29. The general public doesn't know anything.
30. People who secretly want to have sex with you make the best evil minions.
31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
32. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.
33. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal.
34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is.
35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
36. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
37. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
38. Don't mess with beavers.
39. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
40. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
41. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.
42. Virginity is overrated.
43. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.
44. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.
45. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
46. Lying is the most evil thing ever.
47. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
48. Incest doesn't count if it isn't immediately noticeable.
49. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you

Ahh its all so true From Starrymists

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

If all the Japanese you've learned, you've learned from watching Anime, copy and Paste this to your profile.

That was from demongirl003

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

From demongirl003

What I'm Lookin' For

I'm lookin' for the guy who is right for me

Someone who will enjoy my company

This guy will watch a movie with me at home snoggling on the couch even one he doesn't like

He will play games with me and laugh when one of us loses spectaculy

I'm lookin for the guy who thinks I'm beautiful not hot and tells me so all the time

I'm lookin for the guy who can make me laugh so hard that I start to cry

And when I cry 'cause I'm sad he'll lend me his shoulder and hold me close

He'll talk about me so much to his friends that they'll get tired of it and leave within minutes

I'm lookin' for the guy who would rather talk with me then snog all the time

The one who will hold my hand and kiss me in public like no ones there

And when I sing and I know I'm bad he'll tell me I sound like an angel

I'm lookin' for the guy who respects me the way all girls deserve

He doesn't think of me as an item he posses rather a person that he loves

I'm on his mind all the time even when I'm with him

And everytime we meet he'll hug me like he hasn't seen me in weeks

I'm lookin' for the guy who when I say 'I Love You' he'll say it back without hesitation

And everyday from that day on he'll tell me everyday

I'm looking for the guy who is my real life hero

He is my Link (Legend of Zelda)

He is My Emil (Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the new World)

He is my N (Pokemon Black and White)

He is my Jack (Rise of the Guradians)

That's the guy I'm lookin' for

If you find him please tell me

-copy and paste this into your profile if your lookin' for or already have someone like this and add your hero's to the list-

That one was from me

Yeah I felt like putting up something that I had written

I've read alot of hero stories lately so that gave me the idea

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When a drunk guy hits on you at a bar -- I will pretend to be your homosexual partner to keep his ugly ass the hell away from you (I added this one in ;)

10. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

From Hershey Gurl

Please Don't Cry

If your blood could give me happiness,

I'd ask for just one drop;

If your breath could fill my soul,

I'd ask for just a whisper;

If your tears could save my life,

I'd say not a word,

For I would rather die than see you cry...

Please don't cry...

any longer...

I got that one from a video on youtube ;)

Now I'm gonna put up some riddles but before you look at the answer try and guess okay ;)

RIDDLES

1. A Women shoots her husband.

After that she holds him under water for 5 minutes.

And last, she hangs him.

After sometime they both go out together for dinner.

How?

2. A Murderer is sentenced to death.

He has to choose between three rooms.

The first is full of raging fires,

the second is full of assassins with loaded guns,

and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years-

Which room is safest for him?

3. If you have it, you want to share it.

If you share it, you don't have it.

What is it?

4. The more you have of it,

the less you see.

What is it?

5. Which word in the dictionary is spelt incorrectly?

Show Answe

6. What goes up and never comes down?

ANSWERS
1. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry. ;)

2. The third room! The lions who haven't eaten in 3 years will surely be dead by now. ;)

3. A Secret ;)

4. Darkness ;)

5. Incorrectly ;)

6. Your Age ;)

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked himby never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer tofootball to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him byjumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends tothe movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watchcertain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

Youthanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked himby being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thankedhim by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campuscarried your bags.

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dormso you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told youhow deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across thecountry.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.

Youthanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.

And then, one day, he quietly died.

And everything you never did camecrashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

-IF Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

-If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

-If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-)

-If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

-If you think you cannot live without music, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that some of the fanfics that you read should be made into a movie/cartoon episode of said movie/cartoon

-If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this onto your profile.

-If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put this on your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this onto your profile. nyah

-If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile (Jurassic Park all of them I just love those crazy lawyer eating dinosuars :D)

From Stellar-Prime

TEN FACTS ABOUT YOU

1. You are reading this right now.

2. You are realizing that was a stupid fact

4. You didn't see me skip three

5. You're checking now

6. You're smiling

8. You still didn't see me skip a number

9. You're checking again

10. You're smiling again

11. You didn't notice how there is only supposed to be 10 facts

12. You're checking the numbers now. Oops

From Stellar-Prime

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

From Slightly Crazy Author

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

From Artistic Thinking

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.I

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

ROSES MEANING

The meaning of white roses is perceived as pure and bright, and by giving away a white rose a suitor says “You are heavenly” and “I respect and look up to you” to the object of his affection.

The meaning of Red Roses is love while a bouquet of red and white roses is a symbol of unity.

The same thing is true for a bouquet of white roses with red edges. It is a signal of loyalty and kinship. “You and I are one” and “We stand united”.

Just like the red rose, the purple roses symbolises love but the meaning of purple roses are more a symbol of enchantment and love and first sight than the ever lasting love represented by red roses.

The meaning of Pink rosesare generally viewed as a symbol of refinement and elegance.

They have however also been used to send more elaborate messages, where the different pink shades were attributed different meanings.

The meaning of roses with a deep pink or cerise tone was gratitude and appreciation, while the meaning of a rose with a very light pink shade was sympathy.

A bouquet of only yellow roses means “try to care”.

The meaning of Orange roses are enthusiasm and eagerness, a new beginning.

The meaning of Peach Roses on the other hand is that something has gone well, a deal has been reached.

A deep burgundy color on a rose means “Unconscious beauty” or “You are so beautiful without even knowing it”.

Green roses have existed since 1856 and are a symbol of fertility and fruitfulness.

The meaning on Black roses is death and new beginnings Hybrid Tea roses mean “I will never forget you”.

The meaning of Blue Roses are that someone is mysterious.The meaning of the so called Sweetheart roses is naturally conveyed in their name.

Pale rose colours have generally been a sign of friendship. The rose color meaning is not the only thing capable of sending a message in a rose bouquet.

If you choose to send rosebuds instead of blooming roses, it symbolizes youth and innocent love.

Pink and red rose buds say “You are young and lovely” or “I love your youthfulness”, while white rosebuds means “Too young to love”.

The moss rosebud was used as a first confession of love.

A full blown rose that is placed together with two rose buds will signify secrecy.

If white roses have been allowed to whither it means “Beauty is fleeting”.

If two roses are wired together to form one single stem it is a signal of engagement and coming marriage.

A crown consisting of roses is a symbol of virtue. Crowns formed from roses have been used at weddings to signify purity.

Rose leaves symbolises hope and optimism. The meaning of roses can also be affected by their number.

A single rose is a symbol of simplicity, and one single red rose is a well known way of saying “I love you”.

If you instead combine one red rose with several yellow roses, it will stand for joviality and be an invitation to jolliness and fun.

From BookwormStrawberry

A GOOD BEST FRIEND!

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read profiles looking for things to copy & paste into your profile, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy & paste this to your profile. Me: Kurt from the 39 clues series so I could threaten him.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, & so are you,
But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, & so is your head.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy & paste this if you are part of the 4% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Copy & paste this if your the 1% that would be in jail from throwing him off the skycraper.Me: Since I dont wanna go to jail I'd be part of the 4% if I wouldnt go to jail I'd be the 1%.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper. I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.

Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile?

If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people?

Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

I'll tell you why because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds.

When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock.

Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH COPY AND PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE. THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!!!

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
you cry, I cry. you laugh, I laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
'I ran with scissors, and lived!' (isn't it amazing)

82 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenience stores...put this in your profile if u like bagels.

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell "STOP!" 2% would cheer, 1% would go get the baseball bat, hit the kid, and go take the puppy to the vet. Post this on your page if you one of the 1%.Me: Actually I think I'd hit the kid with the baseball bat. Yell: How do you like it!!! Then go take the puppy to the vet.

You are more likely to be hit by a meteor than to be attacked by a wolf. Why are wolves the ones being killed? Don't let these magnificent creatures disappear...

If NORMAL is the worst word in the dictionary to describe u, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
strangers stabs you in the front; friends stabs you in the back; boys stabs you in the heart, but best friends poke each other with straws!

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.
30% of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 % that you know you're going to go to college, copy & paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, why aren't moose meese. If 2 Click Me!!!!!!

From ReadAndWriteButMostlyRead

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. (I wouldn't say I'm overly supersticious or anything but let's just say i have an over active imagination and I'm a sucker when it comes to curses, I say just repost this and get it over with and know your safe instead of driving yourself crazy by wondering if you are. also i think bullying is wrong and that people shouldn't do stupid things like that to another person so i repost it to raise awareness).

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper.

Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you.

Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up.

Crazy is when you're losing a staring contest and decide to slap your opponent.

Crazy is when you suddenly burst out laughing and shake your head when someone asks you what's so funny.

Crazy is when you think it's funnier to jump around than to walk.

Crazy is when you shove your locker close with a kick, even if your hands are empty.

Crazy is when you close a book suddenly because the topic got too damn exciting.

Crazy is when you decide to say "Meine Führer", trying to convince people that you know German.

Crazy is when you walk around in the rain even when everyone is inside the building staring at you.

Crazy is when you jump onto your friends back suddenly, specially when you know they can't lift your weight.

Crazy is when someone is talking and you suddenly interrupt saying things like, "Did you know North Korea is not on Google Maps?".

Crazy is when you change the language you're speaking right in the middle of a fight to see if the other person lets you win.

Crazy is when your friend annoys you at a pool party, so you Sparta kick her/him into the pool.

Crazy is when someone starts speaking gibberish/another language, so you slap them and say, "Don't talk about my mother like that!" with an offended look.

If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping... Why wait that long?

2. Thou shalt not do drugs... Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.

3. Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart... Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.

4. Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism... Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this.

5. Thou shalt not steal from your parents... Everyone knows grandma has more money.

6. Thou shalt not get into fights... Cat fight anyhow...just start them.

7. Thou shalt not skip class... Just take the whole day off!

8. Thou shalt not wear revealing clothes in class... Hooters pays more.

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex... Like Nike says, "just do it".

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street... Just leave 'em in the middle!

When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.

When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

When life life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"

When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most"

When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

From BlackPaperMoon82462

YOUR ELEMENT

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 4

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 9

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly. Total: 7.5

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much. (Depends on situation)

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules. (While I don't like rules I try not to break them)

Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear. (Seeing isn't always believing)

You are afraid of the dark. (More like the things that could be in it)

You hate violence. (I kinda think it's funny -)

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you. (I don't like being around everyone though)

You always follow the rules. (I try to)

Total: 7

WATER! WELL THAT WAS OBVIOUS!

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ".

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

From Sunbeam0943

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone. (I know its weird but I do want one)

You own something from Abercrombie and Fitch.

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks. (I hate coffe altogether)

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 1 -.- not this one i suppose

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark. (Brown)

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total: 1 again

PUNK

You can skateboard.

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (If only)

You dislike pink. (No words needed)

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3 i'd rather not be this one

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading. (I'd have to to be on fanfiction)

You were/are in band

You don't care what you look like. (I don't care what anyone looks like but I don't think I look bad to start with anyway ;)

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression.

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses.

You like the band Evanescence.

You cry easily.

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo. (Wouldn't anyone especially someone who's not)(

You keep/have kept a journal/diary. (Does a dream journal count)

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/guys are hot.

Total: 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot.

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance.

Total: 0 lowest one yet

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At the Disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number.

Total: 2 yeah i don't really like watching sport much more fun to do it yourself even if your not very good like me ;)

GEEK APPARENTLY BUT I'D PREFER THE TERM GAMER GIRL CAUSE I TRUELY AM THAT!

HARRY POTTER TEST!

Gryffindor: •

[x] You are loud.

• [x] You like going to school to see your friends.

• [ ] You've had more than a couple detentions.

• [x] You always have something to do on the weekends.

• [ ] You like to be the center of attention.

• [x] You get above average grades in school.

• [ ] You've been called bossy before.

• [ ] You're a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush.

• [ ] You are athletic.

• [ ] You are one of the best players on your team.

• [x] You would do anything for your loved ones.

• [x] You like the color red.

• [x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.

• [x] You would never break a promise.

TOTAL: 8

Hufflepuff:

• [x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.

• [ ] You get average grades in school.

• [ ] You've been called boring before.

• [ ] You don't like to brag about your achievements.

• [x] You value honesty.

• [x] You don't mind working hard to get what you want.

• [ ] You like the color yellow.

• [ ] You have a job.

• [ ] You are athletic.

• [ ] You are a team player.

• [ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.

• [x] You are easily amused.

• [x] You like helping others.

• [ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.

• [ ] You like the music played on the radio best.

TOTAL: 5

Ravenclaw:

• [x] You get good grades in school.

• [x] You like to read.

• [x] Dumb people annoy you.

• [x] You are creative.

• [ ] You've been called a know-it-all before.

• [ ] You hate cheating.

• [ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.

• [x] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.

• [x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.

• [x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don't know.

• [x] You like the color blue.

• [ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.

• [ ] You tend to over analyze things.

• [x] You can focus and pay attention well.

TOTAL: 9

Slytherin:

• [x] You are very competitive.

• [ ] You like the finer things in life.

• [ ] You think welfare is a waste.

• [ ] You've made fun of someone in the past week.

• [ ] You've been called a snob before.

• [ ] You think the end justifies the means.

• [ ] You're not afraid to say something to someone else's face.

• [x] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.

• [ ] You've made someone cry by just saying something to them.

• [ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.

• [x] You are very good with words.

• [x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.

• [ ] You like the color green. •

[x] You love to win.

• [ ] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.

TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW! PHEW AT LEAST I'M NOT SLITHEREN

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A great kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

OKAY SO MY NAME

L: Smile to die for (I do smile a lot and have been told it's nice)

E: Has gorgeous eyes (I'm the only one in my entire family meaning grandparents and cousins included that does not have brown eyes they green with hazel in centre sooo yeah I guess I do also when i saw this I knew my name would have this in it)

A: Hot (Well I like to think so ;)

F: People wild and crazy adore you (ALL MY FRIENDS ARE WILD AND CARZY!)

I'm That Type Of Girl

I'm that type of girl

The one noone seems to notice

but that's only because if they did I'd have too many admirers

I'm that type of girl

the one that will slap you or stand on your toes with high heels if your being insensitive

but don't you dare try anything like that with me or I'll call the cops on your ass

I'm that type of girl

The one that doesn't scream and run out of the room if I see a spider

but runs out of the room then runs back in with a broom two seconds later and proceeds to chase the spider around the house trying to squish it

and after it's dead I'll make you clean up the dead body plus all the things I knocked over in the chase

I'm that type of girl

The one who'd rather spend the night at home on the couch watching movies and eating chinese take out

but the only reason I like doing that so much is because I can snuggle up close to you plus I really love jurassic park

I'm that type of girl

The one that if you did take me out to a fancy resturant not order a salad

but a large lobster stuffed with steak, turkey and chips and already know I won't be able to finish it

so then I can feed it to you instead while all the other tables stare and wish they had the love we share

I'm that type of girl

The one that wants nothing more than to just spend time with you hugging

and not making out while the lawyer is getting eaten by the T-Rex (I just love jurassic park so much)

I'm that type of girl

The one that thinks the inside really is more important than the outside

but it can't hurt to find someone whose outside matches they're inside

I'm that type of girl

The one who will try to distract you by any means

just so I can beat you at a board game/card game/video game

I'm that type of girl

the one that is underappreciated

and just wants to be loved

I'm that type of girl and if that type is your type well then lucky you read this poem

If you are that type of girl copy and paste this poem into your profile or if your a guy looking for that type of girl you can copy and paste this too!

The one from above yeah I wrote that me LeafeonLover it was a kinda random spir of the moment thing, one moment I was thinking about squishing spiders and then the next I was writing a poem so yeah.

100 Things about me!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

No... But if your willing to try so am I ;)

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

No, hate is a strong word. I give special love to people who are Jerks

3) How many houses have you lived in?

4 soon to be 5

4) Favourite candy bar?

CherryRipe :9

5) Favourite shoes?

slip on ballet flats

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes it was funny ;)

7) Least favorite school subject?

Everything that isn't art

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Um let me think about that NO

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

NO boy am i glad to say that

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Animes/ Video Games

12) Favorite genre of music?

NIGHTCORE!

13) What is your zodiac sign?

something that I wish it weren't -.-

14) What time were you born?

How am I supposed to know that?

15) Do you like beer?

... No ...

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes helarious

7) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Pfft who owns cds anymore

18) Are you sarcastic?

noooooo not at all T.T

19) What are your favorite colors?

Um RED, Red, ReD and rEd

20) How many watches do you own?

like one i think got it here somewhere

21) Summer or winter?

Autumn cause I don't like being extremly hot or cold plus my birthday is in autumn

23) Favorite color to wear?

RED! I will wear anything and everything that is red

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Coke LOL

25) What color is your cell phone?

I know it's sad but I don't have a cell phone but if i did it's be red

26) Where is your second home?

My room

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

yes or at least I've tried or imagined myself doing it

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yup but i do like candy like a lot

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

2 and one main light

30) How many video games do you own?

Um more than 20 probs a lot od them would be pokemon games too

31) What was your first pet?

a budgerigare but I've had like 8 of those for some reason they keep flying away, dieing or getting eaten by something unknown *rubs chin*

32) Ever had braces?

Nope got the perfect teeth of my family

33) Do looks matter?

no but at least I look good on the outside and inside ;)

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yes I love nice smelling chapies

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

I'd rather not remember that while I'm not there

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?

I have no idea what either of those things are

37) Are you too forgiving?

I do forgive people but i also plot revenge where needed

38) How many children do you want?

2 or 3 just so they know the feeling have having an annoying sibling

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

I don't know what that is??

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

bacon, eggs, toast

41) Do you own a gun?

No but if i knew how to use one I probably would

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Not just yet but you can try your luck ;)

43) When was the last time you cried?

I dunno a month or something ago one of those hormornial blarg moments where you cry for absolutly nothing -.-

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

I was on the computer doing the same kinda things I'm doing now

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Again what are these things?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

no don't think so

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Nup

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

... I hope not

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

i don't know what that is so i'm gonna go no

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Yes. my computer, then my cat now the computer again

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

I've yelled that at people teying to scare them does that count?

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

Nope but I bet it would feel nice to. the way i see it is if someone breaks into the house looking for expensive jewlry they won't find any in my room ;)

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Pretty much.

57) Do you dye your hair?

No. I'm fine with the colour it is

58) Does anyone like you?

How am i supposed to know that I can't read minds as much as I'd like to

59) What year were you born?

Confidential

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Being an unfertilized egg.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

I don't have a cd

62) McDonalds or Wendys??

Mcdonals they have nice chips and i love chips

63) Do you like yourself?

Who wouldn't ;)

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

I hope my mum never reads this page. DAD

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Smile. it can tell you a lot about a person

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Like I've said before more like the things that could be in it

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

What kind of paste tooth paste, peanut butter paste vegemite??

68) Do you own a webcam?

well there's a camera in this computer

69) Have you ever stripped?

Every night when I get into the shower -.- :D

70) Ever broke a bone?

nope which is good I hear it's painful

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

don't know what it is so no

73) Pringles or Lays?

red rock deli honey soy chicken :P

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I hope not!

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Rugrats!!! used to watch it when i was a rugrat

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

FU to both of those

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Never really meet her and I hope I won't have to I don't like the idea of having to talk about my feelings I don't even do that with my parents

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Well my little sister has this fixation on calling people names such as fat even when they're no where near it

79) Do you have a birth mark?

yea, a little oval thing on upper thigh but shhhh no one knows about that ;)

80) Do you own a car?

One day I hope

81) Can you cook?

HELL YES! I give out virtual cookies to people who review my stories ;)

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Bullies they think they soo much better than the rest of us but they're really not

2. Animal abuse is not right animals should be treated as we would treat ourselves in they're situation

3. Hypocrites

83) Do you text message often?

No phone remember

84) Money or love?

Love

85) Do you have any scars?

Yeah, from when i was little

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To not have school so i can just sit and write and play video games.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Yeah but I really don't like plot holes in them but plotholes do make for a good laugh, but then I'm paranoid later.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Juicy Fruit!! Ohhh, childhood...

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

I'm gonna say yes cause I do love take out even though I don't have it a lot

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

No

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

i don't think so, I have colored pencils.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My parents say it all the time

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

WARRIORSEDRA!!! *shakes fist* warrior sedra if you ever read this...

your on my profile yay

oh yeah and that little sister of my pretty much annoys me constantly

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

People don't make me cry I make them cry Jokes but um person um well I haven't cried because of a person in like years when a grandparent died

I don't let things people say get to me

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Probably WarriorSedra (if you read this also see your not that bad ;)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

I've thought people were cute but fell for not really anyone maybe back in grade 2...

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

why are there so many phone questions on this quiz >.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

Like on a phone I dunno probably a friend


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), VideoGamingFreak1213 (USA),Darkblade County (USA), Huntress In The Night(Canada), LeafeonLover (Australia)

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Emily Ebriection, TheCursedOne, VideoGamingFreak1213, Darkblade County, Huntress In The Night, LeafeonLover,

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!), House of Anubis (Percy Jackson, Fabian Rutter, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Harry Potter), Sammilovesbutterflies(Mick(from house of anubis),Apollo (XD from PJATO), Peeta(kinda), Fred Weasley), the-crazy-kit-kat (Nico di Angelo from PJO),puretorcherismynamecaitlyn(Leo (i cant spell his last name and i wont get to look)from the heros of olympus), HuntressBiancadiAngelo(Nico di ANgelo from PJO, Draco Malfoy form HP, and Murtagh from Eragon), VideoGamingFreak1213 (Danny Phantom=DP, Nico&Percy&Luck=PJO,Draco&Harry&Ron&Nevile=HP, Jack&Jamie ((Jamies so cute x3))=RotG) Darkblade County (Danny Phantom=Danny, Heroes= Peter Petrelli and West, Rise of The Guardians=Jack and Jamie, X-Men,2,3=Wolverine, X-Men First class="Charles" Xavier, Hobbit=Kili and Bilbo,Lord of the Rings=Frodo, and Teen Titans=Beast Boy), Huntress In The Night (PJO= NicoDiAngelo and PercyJackson, ROTG= Jack Frost, Merlin= Merlin(lol)), LeafeonLover OH man where to begin Jack Frost RotG, Link legend of Zelda, N and several other rivals, gymleaders, elite four members from pokemon, Atem yu-gi-oh and several other males from various animes I've watched :),

Fan-Fiction is a huge part of my life. Some may think it's weird, some may think it's silly. Well, I think they're weird and silly. Fan-Fiction is important to me because it allows me to take characters and settings that I know and love, melt them all down, and then re-forge them in my own way. It is a great way for me to get feedback on my writing, allows me to play with other universes that I enjoy so much, and it's a great way to practice and develop my writing for the novels I'm working on as well. So yes, Fan-Fiction is a massive part of my life. It helps me escape. Post this on your profile if this fits you. :D

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Silence is Golden, Duck tape is Silver

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Beware)

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (hey leaf how are you going oh I'm fine leaf how are you I'm fine how are your siblings all leaf's are fine -)

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it happened to me just the other day U.U')

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile (heard of it forgot to particapate I'm so ashamed)

If you're older then 12 and still love cartoons, copy & paste this to your profile!

eliforp rouy otni siht ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (I feel so smart right now -)

From silver moonlight blossom

Whoever said may the best man win, didn't let the girl play -Shirt

Lifes a bitch, cause if it were a slut it'd be easy -unknown

A mom takes 18 years to make her son into a man and it takes a women 20 minutes to make him into a fool! -my matchmaker from school...

from Mistress Belfray

l l Put this on your

l l page if you have

l O l ever pushed a

l l door that said pull.

l_l

10% Stupid

20% Hungry

30% OCD

40% Insane

50% Funny

60% Mean

70% Evil

80% Smart

90% Hyper

100% Witch

--///-\\\-- if you have ever felt ALONE, HATED, SUICIDAL

--\\\-///-- APATHETIC

--\\///-- DEPRESSED

--///\-- UNWANTED

--///\\\-- or just felt pain

-///--\\\-- PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND HELP SOMEONE OUT WHO FEELS THAT WAY. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE NOT ALONE!

92% of girls would be dead if J.B decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 8% who would be cracking up!

From mimi12349876

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader

I am the girl who never sleeps at night.

I am the girl whose sister said embaressing stuff infront of her friends.

I am the girl who hardly ever crys.

I am the girl with music in her blood.

I am the girl who held a funeral for her 7 goldfish. (was budgerigares for me)

I am the girl who is severely romantically-challenged.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes once back in grade six but I politly declined

2) Where did you get your default picture?

INTERNET

3) What's your middle name?

I HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME >.>

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and PROUD

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't 'crush' on boys there is no point in crushing unless u actually intend to do something with your current relationship so yeah I don't 'crush'

6) What is your current mood?

bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

What a weird creepy, stalker pervert question this is... pink -.-

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

blue

9) Missing something?

My friend

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

moments in my life where i was publicly embaressed

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Cheetah I want to run fast kill something and not go to jail for it

12) Ever had a near death experience?

nope and i hope i won't ever

13) Something you do a lot?

three things 1. draw 2. read 3. write

14) The song stuck in your head?

I got the magic in me

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

He4artBreaker101

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

i know someone who has a birthday the day before me...

17) When was the last time you cried?

I dunno month 2 months ago why cause I a hormonal teenager who had one of those I'm crying for absulotly no reason moments not pretty

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes when i was in grade 6

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Water bending *dreamy sigh*

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

1. how much the person annoys me on a scale of 1 - 10 2. eye colour 3. sense of humor

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I hate coffe and haven't ever been to a starbucks

22) What's your biggest secret?

I've never been kissed *blush*

23) Favorite color?

Red crimson red

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

hahaha yes all the time

25) What are you?

An all powerful pokemon trainer

26) Do you speak any other language?

not really i know a few words in japanese thanks to my affiliation with anime

27) What's your favorite smell?

rain, new tennis balls, old books, new books, lavender, roses, how my cat's fur smells, potting soil

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

difficult, boring, annoying whichever

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

cough cough* refer to Q22 *cough cough*

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Why in the hell did I tell a stranger the colour of my underwear...

31) What should you be doing?

updateing a story

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

>.> he knows who he is

33) Do you like working in the yard?

yeah sometimes

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

A cooler last name something to do with my favourite animal

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Again me crush non existant, but I do have a un predictible personality at times

36) What is your natural hair color?

dark hazel brown with a few naturally blondeish streaks (yeah my hair is weird)

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Hmmmm person made me cry, parents they're so blooming annoying

If NORMAL is the worst word to describe you in the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this) (its soooo funny haha i fell for it)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on(I didn't even have to read this sentence to know what I had to do so I guess i'm not a retard after all ;)

From Sourgrl

The Value of a smile by Anonymous (not my poem but I like it )

A smile cost nothing, but gives much.

It enriches those who receive, without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in business, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away.

Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.

From AureliaPhoenixAnastasia

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile

"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you

Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you

Give her your attention

When she pull's away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Dont look away until she does

When she misses you

She's hurting inside

When you break her heart

The pain never really goes away

When she says its over

She still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed scrolling.

Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true.

ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

25 things about me:

1. Color hair: Dark Hazel brown with naturally blonde streaks no dye

2. Color eyes: People call them hazel just cause it's easy that way but they're really they're gold around the pupil that becomes green as it spreads out

3. Favorite Food: spag bol, supreme pizza, butter chicken curry, cremey chicken soup, lollipops, gummy cola bottles

4.Friends: look at my favourite authurs list that's basicly my freinds list

5.Favorite Place to hangout: In my room

6.Number of sibilings: 3 2 sisters 1 brother (poor brother growing up in a house full of girls -)

7.Relatonship status: Single (but u're welcome to change that)

8.Favorite Smily Face:

9.Favorite Music Artist: katy perry

10.Favorite Song: she wolf (not the adele version), moonlight, pikagirl, teenage dirtbag, rainbow girl, firework

11.Country I live in: Australia (best place in the world to be a girl)

12.Favorite sport to play: Dancing, basket ball

13.Favorite sport to watch on TV: I'm not a sports person

14.Favorite sports team:I'm not a sports person

15.Favorite Color: Red crimson red blood red whatever i love red

16.Favorite flower:Rose

17.Favorite Book Series: warriors

18.Favorite thing to do: Drawing, reading, and writing

19.Favorite Tree: gumtree or fangipani

20.Number of pets: 8

21.What type of animals: 2 cats 1 dog 5 fish

22.State I live in: Thats my secret

23.Grade I'm in: also a secret

24.Who I live with: My family (who else)

25.What way I would want to die:Old and in my sleep peaceful no pain involved none of that go out with a bang sh*t

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with Battery.

Time is a great teacher, too bad it kills all of its pupils.

Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

You know the speed of light; so whats the speed of darkness?

No, please dont eat me, I have a wife and kids, eat them! - Homer Simpson.

Press any key, wheres the any key?- Homer Simpson

She said: So what do you think about them Stealers? He said: What do you think about my dick? She said: Its small... (My friend Breezey to this jerk who was a stealers fan, the day after the super bowl. That made my day :D)

We came. We saw. We kicked ass.

That definitely rates 9.0 on my weird-shit-O-meter.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That clearly points to a political career.

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If monsters are so scary then why do we drink them?

Curiosity didnt kill the cat, it made kittens.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!(Put X's next to the things youhavedone)

1.Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out. [X]

2.Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails. [X]
3.Broken a chair by leaning back in it [X]
4.Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking. [X]
5.Choked on your own spit while you were talking. [X]
6.Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7.Been caught staring at your crush by your crush himself/herself. (I’m just that ninja)
8.Have looked for something for at least 10 minutes before realizing that it was in your hands.
9.Tried to push open a door that said pull. [X]

10.Tried to pull open a door that said push. [X]
11.Have actually believed someone when they said that they were going to kill the president.
12.Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else. [X]
13.Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs. [X] (It's actually not that hard to do...)
14.Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave. [X] (also an egg...)

15.Have gotten gum stuck in your hair. [X]
16.Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble. [X]

17.Have had the juice from a orange squirt out and hit somebody else when you ate it. [X]
18.Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19.Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name. [X] (Lol, whoops.)
20.Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.
21.Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. [X]
22.Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. [X] (I jumped, actually.)
23.Have run into a closed door. [X] (A clear door...I had every right to mistaken it for being open...)
24.Have almost shot someone with a nerf gun while trying to shoot something else. [X]
25.Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.
26.It has taken you longer than 5 whole minutes to get a joke. [X]
27.Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28.Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29.Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk. [X]
30.Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31.After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.
32.Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33.Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. [X]
34.Have ever been kicked off of a grocery store/mall/house property.
35.Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.
36.Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37.Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in. [X] (My lamp...so, so, so many times...)
38.Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard. [X]
39.Walked into a pole. [X]
40.Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41.Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it, then left your house [X]
42.Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on [X]
43.Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44.Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it [X]
45.Went to go do/go get something, then forgot what it was that you were going to do/get. [X]
46.Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it [X]
47.Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up. [X]
48.Have poked yourself in the eye. [X]
49.Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50.Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51.Have done enough stupid things to take this test. [X]
52.Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil. [X] (Heh...uhm...)
53.Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (usually i'm making up the verses)
54.Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question and didn't feel like asking what it was again. [X]
55.Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56.Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on [X]
57.Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day.
58.Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it. [X]
60.Have ever laughed at a joke that someone else said yesterday. [X]
61.Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62.Said funner, than had someone make fun of you for it
63.Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence [X] you know what i mean u know what i mean
64.Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person. [X]
65.Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one [X]
66.Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions. [X]
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronounciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68.Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. [X]
69.Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it spill out over the rim.[X]
70.Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught[X]
71.When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face. [X]
72.Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73.Ran into a wall. [X]
74.Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. [X]
75.Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. [X]
76.Have purposely licked playground sand (I have licked many things but not playground sand)
77.Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band. [X]
78.Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79.Have been so hyper you actually scared people. [X]
80.Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out[X]
81.Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off[X]
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again. [X] (It's a fun pass time)
83.Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84.Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about[X]
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair [X]
86.Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone. [X] (haha. Lots of fun.)
87.Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88.When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people. [X]
89.Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90.Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91.As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil. [X]
92.Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93.Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper [X] (That was a fun relay race)
94.Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours[X]
95.Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story. [X]
96.When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.
97.You have spelled your own name wrong before. (my name is very simple)
98.When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. [X]
99.Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. [X]
100.Have popped a balloon in your mouth.[X] (many good water balloons died this way)

Okay so my score is something... do i really have to go back and count I'm too lazy... if u really wanna no go back and count them yourself...

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have many ideas, but become too lazy to write them, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you have lots of ideas but never find time to write/type them, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you had enough time to write/type your ideas, copy this onto your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a KODA (Kid Of Deaf Adult(s) ) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're proud to be a KODA copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"When the world says 'Give up', Hope whispers 'Try it one more time'."

Words of Wisdom.

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.

This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.

There is no substitute for geniune lack of preparation.

By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.

The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the world.

The other line always moves faster...until you get in it.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Artificial Intelligence id no match for Natural Stupidity.

Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you problably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists alsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Well, if you think about it...

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers, eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like Speaking English is apparently what kills you (but i'm from australian and speak english so do i still get killed??)

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat (this is exactly why cats are better then dogs)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Put this
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If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

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Put this

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the ORIGINAL

YUGIOH!!

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

normal people: Think little people are stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go to orphanages often to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

normal people: Sing Lady Gaga

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE A YU-GI-OH FAN

"I believe that everyone has an 'other self' inside them. It may be your ideal self, someone who it's your goal to become. But when you're pressured to be a certain way by the expectations of your parents or the world, the burden may be too much to bear and you may lose sight of yourself. In other words, your 'other self' is something you have to create, not that people can force upon you. I think it's best to take it easy and keep an eye on your 'other self,' and aim for that goal. But don't stress out about reaching it right away."

Kazuki Takahashi (Creator of YuGiOh)

The Mary Sue test!

[ ] They are possessed by an angel

[ ] They are possessed by a demon

[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie

[ ] They are physically strong

[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour

[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour

[ ] This happens to be red

[ ] Their eyes change colour

[ ] They have wings

[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift

[X] They are immortal (Isis)

[/] (if a female) they have large boobs (sorta in the middle is what i usally aim for (all ocs)

[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular

[X] They are very attractive to the opposite gender (Kage, Isis, Eve, Keiko)

[X] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc (Isis, Keiko)

[X] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (Isis, Keiko)

[X] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers (Isis sorta /Keiko)

[X] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet They were bestowed/cursed with these powers (Isis, Kage)

[ ] They are a healer

[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family

[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background

[X] They have lost one/both of their parents (Isis, Kage, Eve)

[ ] They ran away from home (foster home)

[X] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc. (foster parents) (Isis, Kage, Keiko)

[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death

[/] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature (Isis maybe sorta??)

[ ] They never knew their parents

[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child

[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender

[X] They have lots of friends/no friends (Isis, Kage, Eve, Keiko)

[ ] They are emo/cutesy

[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are.

[/] They are currently in a relationship (sorta we're getting there Isis, Kage, Eve, Keiko)

[ ] They have lots if morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.

[ ] They have a mental disorder

[ ] They have an emotional disorder

[ ] They struggle to stay sane

[ ] They are a psycho

[ ] They have multiple personalities

[X] They are very intelligent (We'll i'd like to think they are Isis, Kage, Eve, Keiko)

[ ] They have hallucinations

[/] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc. (do duel monsters count? Keiko)

[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet

[/] They have a guardian spirit (sorta again do duel monsters count/ Kas? Keiko)

[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul

[ ] Their soul is not the same as them

[/] They can talk to spirits/ghosts (Well technically Isis is a spirit/ghost so it makes sense that she'd be able to talk to others of her own kind and Keiko doesn't find out Yami is a spirit till later on but heaps of people talk to him so is it that special? Keiko)

[/] Some part of their body glows (Sorta sometimes Isis)

[/] They have a rare/unusual name (I like my names to have meanings so I guess they are a bit unusall but not hopelessly long or anything) (Isis, Kage)

[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.

[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth

[/] They are connected with a certain element(elements) (Isis)

[/] They are connected with a certain animal (Do pokemon/duel monsters count as animals Kage, Eve, Keiko)

[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'

[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga (I honestly have NO idea. You tell me.)

[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood (Doesn't wear dresses, uno bud, hair doesn't look 'seedrian')

[/] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared (sorta Keiko)

[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives

[ ] They are hiding from someone/something

[ ] They have a rare blood type

[ ] They cry blood

[X] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown (Keiko)

[/] They are from a different country to where they live (sorta Isis)

[/] They are very mysterious/dark (sometimes Keiko)

[X] They are very lively/happy (Kage)

[X] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly (sometimes Isis, Kage, Eve, Keiko)

[ ] They are very patient

[X] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here) (Keiko)

[X] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (SO MANY SPOILERS GEEZ!) (Kage, Eve)

[X] They have amnesia (Eve)

[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition

[ ] The have a curse upon them

[X] They are involved in some sort of prophecy (Eve)

[X] They are 'the chosen one' (Kage)

[ ] They have insomnia (What's insomnia?)

Final Score is: Isis: 15 Kage: 12 Eve: 9.5 Keiko: 12.5 (well I'm pretty happy with that ;)

5 and Below -Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit

6-15 -Balanced Character If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

"Sneezing is better than sex. It's a mini-instant orgasm. You keep you clothes on, you don't get involved, you can do it in public and when your done, perfect strangers bless you." - Dr. Mark McMahon

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile4

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, then copy and paste this to your file

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile (I dont even know what those things are)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate it when people bash 4KidsTV, please copy/paste this into your profile! (it get's old)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are to nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...?

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

(You have evil thoughts but you can't put them to action)AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, lovenyami xXxDragonxPhoenixXx, LeafeonLover,

If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...).Uya Comaru (Bunnie and Wolfy are my loves). Velgamidragon (Eee, Snowy!). lovenyami (just about all my stuffed animals. i love them all =D). xXxDragonxPhoenixXx (hides in closet and huges stuffed dragon), LeafeonLover (if only i had a leafeon plushie... )

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D ;3

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer (My profile put all other long profiles to shame -)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallenupthe stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so out of it you spelt another persons name on you paper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

Just some things you need to know to survive….

(1) la-de-da-de-da

(2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it….

(3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow…

(4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane…

(5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it!

(6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson(/)R.I.P(/)… Or Orochimaru…

(7) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!….

(8) No woman does not like gay porn!!…

(9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!…

(10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!…

(11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS!

(12) And Finally….

COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIE

Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.

Life sucks then you die

You're Funny, but looks aren't everything

Boys, otherwise known as ass holes with hollow heads

Silence is golden, duck tape is silver

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... godamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!

aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.

Are we fighting?"
"No, if we were fighting, you'd be on the floor, bleeding."

friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!

friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.

you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway (my friends and i would be dump and try and this and still wonder why it isnt dead.)

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

It's okay, pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day day when you fail your gender test.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

if you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Those were from DaRk-SnOw-FlOwEr24

"What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it's supposed to be."

"Teacher: Why do I hear people talking?

Me: Because you have ears?"

"Did you just fall?

No, I attacked the floor.

Backwards?

I'm skilled."

"Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears."

"3 things I learned and actually remembered from school;

1. Texting without looking.

2. Sleeping without getting caught.

3. Teamwork on tests."

The BEST way to tell a guy you like him:)

Girl: Can you help me?

Boy: Sure, what's up?

Girl: I'm trying to get this guy to like me.

Boy: Who is he?

Girl: I can't tell you.

Boy: Well, you could just tell him you like him.

Girl: How?

Boy: Just say it.

Girl: I like you.

Boy: Yeah, like that.

Girl: You're an idiot.

"Music: We have YOUTUBE for that

Sport: There's a WII

Spanish: There's DORA

English: everthing's shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)

Math: That's why we have Calculators

Geography: I'll buy a GLOBE

History: they're all dead anyway."

"When I take my driving test I know my best friend will be in the back seat yelling we are going to DIE!"

"Life was so much easier when Apple, Orange, and Blackberry were just fruits."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, He's for me, Not for you, If by chance, You take my place, I'll take my fist, And smash your face.:)"

"Oh so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON!"

"Officer: How high are you?

Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?"

"SCHOOL:

Six

Cruel

Hours

Of

Our

Lives"

"Dear Dracula, remember that night a few years ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward.

Sincerely, Tinkerbell."

"When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:

"Are you sleeping?"

"NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE""

"That awkward amount of time when people are singing "Happy Birthday" to you and you don't know what to do."

"Saying yeah, I'm on my way, when you're still at home."

Those were from WolfScale3857

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

(READ THIS!)

Teacher: Can you see God ?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch God ?

Class: No.

Teacher: Then, there isn't a God.

*A student raises his hand and says*

Student: Sir, can you see your brain ?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you touch your brain ?

Teacher: No.

Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain ?

Post this on your profile if you love and believe in God.

If you are an anime/manga addict, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you are a girl who for once, was never into Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

Those were from Prontobad juju

“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”
― Sabina Dosani

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question, 'What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

I am not afraid of the dark,I am afraid of what is lurking in it.I am not afraid of heights,I am afraid of falling.I am not afraid of falling in love,I am afraid of not being loved back.

Post this on your profile if your afraid, too


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"


"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."

"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."

"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."

"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"

"I don't want to get into a religious arguement, but my God can kick your God's ass."

"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes."

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%.. (I'd probably yell stop then take the baseball bat from him throw it into a river then take the puppy to the vet that or I'd tackle the guy...)

That was from LilliannaStone

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Seuss

Smart girls open their minds not their legs.

For girls who do their own thing, I salute you, not many people can stop following the crowd.

I'm not the jelous type but bitch what's mine is mine so don't touch it. End of story.

Remember when I asked for your opinion... yeah me neither

I'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them, stare at his/her face, or do I look at the ceiling? (Personaly I go for the look at the ceiling or anything that isn't the dentist opion I hate the dentist)

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it then wonder what to do with it.

Sometimes I feel like my life is a sitcom and there's a hidden audience laughing at all the stupid stuff I do.

Before I die I would like to follow a family around Disney World and be in the background of all their pictures.

From Forevermore21

If you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ORFS (Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

From Twizzlers24

If you can speak a little Japanese due to watching/reading so much anime/manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

From Me

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege.

growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional!

The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

I have multiple personalites and none of them like you.

It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong.

I used to sell my first cup of lemonade to customers at ten cents and the refill at five dollars. When my older brother asked me why i'd do that, i told him: the refill had the antidote.

Why yes, I do frequently burst out into song.

I love how i can be having the worst day of my life and simply talking to you can always make me smile.

Screw knights in shining armor, I need a Greaser.

I can not be hold accounable for any injuries that may happen when you tickle me.

The person smiling when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Its not the human walk, its the human race.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You look like i need another drink.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted so open your damn mouth and french someone.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

AW HELL NO! GIRL, HOLD MY EARRINGS!

I love how in scary movies if the victim is alone in a house, they always say "helloooooo...?" as if the killer is gonna be all like "yea im in the kitchen!! want a sandwich?".

Oh don't worry honey, im only this crazy on days that end in Y.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasons to smile.

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

Im not ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar.

Dear me, you are the sexiest thing that has walked the earth. Love, me.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

From AlwaysRunning9

This is dedictated to a dear friend of mine. She's brilliant and when I red this poem-thing, it reminded me of what she is to me! This is for you!!:)

To me you are an angel in disguise.
Full of intuition, intelligent, and wise.
Always giving and helping through
Good times and bad.
You are the best friend I've ever had.
If I had one wish it would surely be
To give you as much as you've given to me.
Though I've put our relationship through some cloudy days,
You've been my sunshine in so many ways.
Through trials and tests, right by me
You stood,
And gave me your hand whenever you could.
Thank you so much my sister, my friend
My gratitude for you has no end.

From lostfeather1

1. How does the world see you?

Marry you- Doo-wops and Hooligans (Awwww the world wants to marry me cause I'm awesome -)

2. Will you have a happy life?

All I need is You- Guy Sebastian (Hmmm so I'll be happy cause I'll have love???)

3. What do people really think of you?

Starships- Nicki Minaj (I'm so out there like a spaceship :D)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Sexy Bitch- David Guetta (I don't think I need to comment ;)

5. How can you make others happy?

You make me Feel... -Cobra Starship (I make people happy easy)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo (By being with the right person?)

7. What should you do with your life?

The Lazy Song- Bruno Mars (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL this would suit me sooooooo well)

8. Will you ever have children?

Cupids Chokehold- Gym class heroes (Yes, or at least I hope so... one day)

9. What is some good advice for you?

Yeah- Usher (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah?)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Pika Girl- Seal (GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT that is my theme song :D)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Everything about you- One Direction (I knew I'd get a one direction song sooner or later ;D)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Art of Love (Awwww sweet)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Big girls don't cry- Fergie (I must have high standards...?)

14. What is your day going to be like?

Misery- Good Charlotte (Wow I was just gonna write most of the day and that makes me happy so hmmm?)

15. Why are you here?

In my head- Jason Derulo (The voices in my head tell me I will do famous things whether they're good or bad is completly up to them :D)

16. What will people remember you for?

I want- One Direction (WHAT?! I should certainly hope not, i dont want to be remember by the things I wanted or had that's just insulting 4 me D:)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Run the World- Beyonce (Hahahahahahahah now that's more like it -)

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

The A team- Ed Sheeran (...Who did I piss off this time?)

19. What will this year be all about?

If I had you- Adam Lambert (Well alright then *puts leather boots on*)

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Take me on the floor- the Veronicas (I think I'd be able to think of something better than that)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Up All Night- One direction (I have way too many 1d songs but at least I'm getting the ones that I like)

22. Your message to the world:

One Thing- One Direction (Awwwwwww yes everyones special :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

23. Your deepest secret:

22- Taylor Swift (Okay but I'm not even that age T.T')

24. Your innermost desire:

Animal- Lagy Gaga again got the glee version (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's just lol I am an animal on the inside :D)

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Part of Me- Katy Perry (Wow I get some bad ones then some really good ones my past is imperitive for making the future)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

My First Kiss (Well at least its sorta relivant)

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Cheers (Drink to that)- Rihanna (Well if its a weekend than YES!)

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Live While Your Young- One Direction (Again another 1d but I do sorta feel like that)

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Rolling in the deep- ADELE (COOL)

30. You scream during sex:

YEAH 3X- Chris Brown (*splutter* OHMERGEWD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is just I can't even LOL Im sorry Im sorry I just find this greatly funny, anyway *giggles* calm calm Leaf anyway that's what I hope it will be like LOL)

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

Low- Flo Rida (Okay that's not her at all)

32. Your friends describe you as:

Pumped up Kicks- Foster the people (hmmm Im not sure how to feel)

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell

Whataya want from me- Adam Lambert (Maybe if I was being mugged in an elevator)

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Pearl- Katy Perry ( Aww I want firework but Pearl is good to they both have good message)

35. Something you'd like to say to someone special to you:

My Life would suck without you- Kelly Clarkson (That is so true in so many ways)

36. Your farwell message to the readers of this:

Blow- Ke$ha (yes i hope i blew ure mind with this ;)


Ok Really? Deleting so many good stories for such stupid reasons. THATS NOT RIGHT!!!! STOP THE INJUSTICE AND GIVE US BACK OUT FREEDOM OF WRITING!!!! WE DESERVE TO BE ABLE TO WRITE ABOUT WHAT WE WANT!!!!!! POST THIS IF YOU AGREE!!!!

From Hershey Gurl that was fun thanx

You say Twilight,

I say Pokemon.

You say Vampires,

I say Pokemorphs.

You say Team Edward or Team Jacob,

I say Team N or Team Cheren.

You say Bella,

I say White.

You say Riley is hot

I say N is hotter.

You say fangs,

I say thunderbolt.

You say Twilight,

I say pokemon, NOW SHUT UP!

You've probably seen something like this before but I altered it for all pokemon fans. So if your a girl (or guy) that loves pokemon more than Twilight copy and paste this into your profile.

Meaning of color and your birthday

Do not cheat this game because it really worked! [I'll bold the answers I got]

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8.Do you like the Lake or Ocean more?


9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. (- Great!)

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" Without your answers and it will come true before your next birthday (I hope so)

"You're BEAUTIFUL!"

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.

8. Because they are always warm even when it’s minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "let’s not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19.

The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not.

Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"

NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick

I'm skinny, so I must not eat.

I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner.

I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid.

I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd.

I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup.

I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy.

I like to run, so I must be a health freak.

I like to relax, so I'm not responible.

I am loud, so I must be obnoxious.

I like to eat, so I must be fat.

I like to have fun, so I must be childish.

I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp.

I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar.

I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy.

I have insecurities, so I must not like myself.

How about you stop sterotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them.

Stop Bullying...

Remember that girl you called fat today?

she went home and made herself throw up

Remember that person you called ugly?

they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college

Remember that guy you called gay?

he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out?

they're dying of a brain tumour

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgusting?

she cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU WANT SEASON 4 OF H2O!!!!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't want to be cursed I suggest u skip over this one U.U' I'm such a sucker for these

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friends were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt he's really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Did you know before you go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of you. They want to kiss you ,they want to be with you,are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. But if you break this chain no one will ask you out in 5 years. (>//////

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

-If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.

That was from Fashiongirl23

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

"If you do not understand my thinking, then I have succeeded in being an original.'

"You might want to bandage your brain while you're at it, I'm pretty sure you hurt it, with all that thinking earlier." I said. Ciel sputtered a laugh. "Well, what do you know, I'm a comedian." I joked

170 jaw-dropping hair-pulling heart-attacking sexines

"You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know."

Oscar Wilde

"We all die. The goal is not to live forever, but to create something that will."

Chuck Palahnuik

"I have found the paradox: if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt. Only more love"

Mother Theresa

"The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven."

Robert Downey Jr.

"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker."

Robert Downey Jr.

"Monsters are real. Ghosts are real, too. They live inside us and sometimes, they win."

Stephen King

"I became insane, with ling intervals of horrible sanity."

Edgar Allan Poe

"The question that always drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?"

Albert Einstein

"Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man which hides one thing in his heart and speaks another."

Homer

"What's coming will come, and we'll just have to meet it when it does."

J.K. Rowling

From Mango to the Max

I Want You to Hold Me nightcore

I see your smile fake, it can't be a mistake

I ask whats wrong, and you said it was just a song

I said thats not it, you said "Just ignore this shit"

I said I'll stand up for you no matter what, it felt like I was stuck

I just saw you fade away, but I wanted you to stay

I grabbed your arm, I wished you no harm

I kissed your lips, I grabbed your hips

I whispered in your ear, I wanted you to hear

I said I love you, there is nothing more I can do

so now it's up to you, if you love me too

Do You Remember nightcore

Do you remember?

We were splashing in the river,

then we stopped and stared at the beautiful sunset...

then there was a spark,

we looked at each other smiling...

And all of sudden a wind broke out...

and lifted your skirt,

I stared and got a nose bleed...

then you punched me in the face,

Yeah Good Times...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EovTdvRruTY&list=PLOrE45-q-n-v7m13wvuRnkTs97dmwPfNi

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

From SilverAngelUchiha

THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS

People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

If you believe this as well, copy and paste this to your profile

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Jesus' girl 4ever, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, RedWolf Lover, LeafeonLover

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
It's all a conspiracy. Babies come from robots.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books
"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper than knives."
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU.
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops)
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last/first name wrong...copy and paste to your profile
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind".
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. (Funny, I live in Texas, but have no accent.)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
If you can totally rock a Russian accent, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've read 400 in LESS than FOUR hours.)
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(Shorty: What's wrong wth being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.


Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God!
There's Nothing Wrong With Arguing With Yourself. Its When You Argue With Yourself And LOSE When Its Weird
You Know Its Gonna Be A Bad Day When You Fall Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor
I've Got ADHD And Magic Markers. Oh The Fun I Will Have!
I'm Not Paranoid... WHICH OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
The Surest Sign Of Intelligent Life Out There Is That None Of Them Has Ever Tried To Contact Us
Why Is It Necessary To Nail Down The Lid Of A Coffin?

If you:

love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.


FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY-

You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary

You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher

You aren't bipolar, you're an artist

You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer

You're not ADD you're an inventor

You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist

You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader

You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian

Youre not autistic, you think outside the box

You're not ADHD, you're a KID!

Copy anad paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, RedWolf Lover, LeafeonLover

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you

Boy: well just so you know... i like your face. love your eyes. and when you laugh i get butterflies.

Girl: still angry

Boy: still in love


"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca-" he walks by "Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."


I didnt fall for him... my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man... Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!


Him: What time should i ask to be home?

Her: Never.

Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?

Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.

Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly

Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that? HAMBURGERS...)


Girl: your amazing

Boy: why's that?

Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane

Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like

girl: some guy that doesnt like me

boy: well then he is missing out

girl: who do you like?

Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

I was sad when i found out that you were taken... but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY! (LOZ XD)


They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.


Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!


I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)


"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone. (*pukes*)

.heres to the guys that have losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. (Well dat tru!)

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up


Guys are horrible creatures They break our hearts And never bother to mend it But yet we love them so

GUY: you look familiar

GIRL:really?

GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you

GIRL:oh you probably just looked up beautiful in the dictionary (OHHHH!!! BURNT!!!)

If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

Friends aren't suppose to be jealous when you meet a new guy; they're suppose to ask if they have a brother!

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the night because i asked for you for christmas

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. (TRUE!)

I wear black because it blends well with my soul.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain.

Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (OH, NO.)

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (Ah. Good point!)

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!

MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

TEACHER: *explodes*

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob

Dear Dad, I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously. Sincerely, Voldemort

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry


If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! *pukes*)


You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had


Girl's status: *is now single*

Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girl friend /:

Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied (SO true. We learned in third grade. But they never bothered to teach us again!)


God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely

"Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i not only believe with all my heart that he is a STALKER, I ALSO JUST WANAA GRAB HIM BY HIS SHIRT AND THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.


To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift


Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

If someone insults you say 'How sweet thanks for noticing' and walk away

If someone says you'll die old and alone say 'No I won't I'll have my cats'

If you're not as pretty as the most popular girl in school her beauty is only skin deep yours is on the inside that's where it counts

If you'd rather read then party GREAT

If you like to jump in rain puddles and don't care about your clothes, you're not alone

If you're a geek, scream it from the roof tops

If you're a nerd be proud of your brain and if you're a jerk... well you get the point


Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.


A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.


"I survived 9-11, Ice Storm 08, and Swine 09. Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNNN!" -Facebook


You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Hannah Montana I Say Avril Lavigne You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Linkin Park You Say Zac Efron I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron You Say Rap I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say Thank you

From RedWolf Lover

If you have learnt more on fanfiction than you have in school, copy and post this on your profile.

Stop habagging, you stupid habagger!--this is from Akane's page

A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- my cousins annoying friend

The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it--Mark Twain

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke. (Yay, syllogism!)

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

So this ain't "Home Sweet Home." Adjust!

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

I'm not closed minded, your just wrong.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance

Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?

I'm sorry, the number you called is out of service. Please hang up and call again.

I'm sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again

END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER (eat the homeless)

The severity of the itch is directly proportional to your ability to reach it.

The Early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten

Procrastinator's UNITE!...tomorrow...

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt?"

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.

Just because we're gifted doesn't mean we're smart. It means we're special

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Save a plant, eat a vegetarian. Save an animal; eat a carnivore.

Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R. D. Lang

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

According to local Pastafarians, global warming is inversely realted to the decrease in pirates--Anyone who understands this, Kudos to you!

"knock knock, who's there? moron, moron who? moron who does not knock when he comes in a room."

Red Wolf Lover

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"I'm a little dizzy" Hazeltail confessed. "I hit my head on a branch when when I wastrying to pull Scorchpaw off Birchfall". Warriors Power of Three Long Shadow

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Red Ikea Lamp

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Generator Rex

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:50pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time

5:20pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My little sister watching adventure time in the lounge room (stupidest show ever)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A couple hours ago. Checking the strawberries that are growing in my garden.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The persons profile where I got this quiz

9. What are you wearing?

Denim shorts, grey T-shirt with a butterfly made out of smaller butterflies on it, slipper like things to stop my feet from getting cold.

10. Did you dream last night? What was the dream about?

Facts show that a person dreams up to four times every night but Yes I did dream. Something to do with animes I am watching probably.

11. When did you last laugh?

Hmmmm probably when reading a fanfiction yesterday or today

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Art I drew, a spray paint artwork I did, paintings I did and a big cats calender.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not reeeeeeeeeeeally probably something my cat did

14. What do you think of this quiz?

entertaining

15. What is the last film you saw?

Troy (only like the first fifteen minutes of it)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house, an outside cat sanctuary, cars for me and my family, a lot of art supplies, flatscreen tvs, a better laptop, preorder pokemon x and y, nintendos and pokemon games for all my family and friends, a ticket to play with big cats at the zoo mainly cheetahs if possible a safari in africa. many things...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I'll tell you three things. When I was young I fell out of a tree and got wedged in the fork at the bottom, I always wanted blue eyes even though I'm the only one in my family whose eyes aren't brown, There's more to me than first appears...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make pokemon real so it wouldn't be lame to like it anymore...

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes, and I can do it very smexy like ;)

20. George Bush:

I live in Australia but thats an american president right?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A forgein name that noone else at her school would have, probably Anora (my cats name) or Jatmia mixture of two other names or a bible name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmmmm I like Jacob (not because of twilight -_-) or some other special forgein name or bible name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No I get quite home sick and get very nervous very easily.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Welcome My Child"

This//Or//That:...

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

Vanilla or Chocolate: Choclate

Cake or Ice Cream: Cake

McDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonalds

Love or Money: Love

Music or TV: Music

Cat or Dog: Cat

Mom or Dad: Dad

Truck or Car: Car

Ocean or Lake: Ocean

Yahoo or Hotmail: Hotmail

Google or AJ: Google

Light or Dark: Dark

Country or City: Country

Rain or Sunshine: Rain (Then I can stay inside and write)

Whatever1993

(So you say I'm a demon)

You say that I'm a demon

That I've done such horrid acts

But what I've done I could not say

So let's look at the facts

You say that I'm a demon

As you fix me with a glare

But I have never done you wrong

And I don't think that's fair

You say that I'm a demon

As you treat me like nothing more

And so I find myself a demon

Though I wasn't one before

You say that I'm a demon

And now I say to you

If it be demon that you wish me

I'm a demon it is true

So you say that I'm a demon

And a demon I may be

But they say "it takes a village"

So maybe now you see

That you say that I'm a demon

That I'm evil through and through

But it's you who made me what I am

So what does that make you?

'It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.'

'Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening'

'Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back'

' A wise man once said, ' go ask a woman.' '

' You're a failure at life... just go die...'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.'

' Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.'

' They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?'

' Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.'

' Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.'

' Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.'

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

' I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.'

' Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died.'

' Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.'

'Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.'

'3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.'

'The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.'

'You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.'

'You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.'

'Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.'

'Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over.'

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

"Hey, Shippo, your village called, they said they're missing their idiot."

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?" Captin Jack Sparrow

"I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally."

"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."

"You loser."

'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'

'(T.T) Oh God we've finally lost her...'

'Annoying the world one person at a time...'

"What is the point of life if it is just our fate to die."

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

'If you put your laptop computer on your desk, why don't you put your desktop computer on your lap?'

'When a cannibal goes on a diet do they stick to midgets?'

'There is nothing scarier than your grandma telling you she's wearing a thong'

'This is BATMAN time, meaning you SHUT UP and listen!'

'I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?'

'yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke their skull.'

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference"

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters

Don't disturb me; I'm disturbed enough already.

Everybody is weird-some of us are just better at showing it.

You know global warming's happening when it snows in the south.

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile! (PLEASE DO THIS!)

From GUNMAN666

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (Like everyday)

If you find things like axes in your siblings' or friends' backpacks, repost this and hope for your own survival.

If you find random siblings in laundry hampers, on top of doors, behind the shower curtain, hanging from the back of the shed door like a dead possum, in drawers, in boxes, or under your bed, repost this and stay vigilant. It's good practice for the plotbunnies.

If, when bitten by a plot bunny, you are capable of making excited but incoherent sounds for a solid thirty minutes and terrifying your friends, repost this and stay strange.

If you find fake dead bodies all over your house when you come home from school, repost this, and pray it's just a phase.

From The hotpocket hunter

"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" A small boy yells happily. His mother looks at him with anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, written in red lipstick on the sheet it said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if your against Child Abuse.

From Kunfupandalover

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: (I'm gonna do pokemon and on guardian from rise of the guardians)

If there was a number 0 that would be ME! or rather my oc which is basicly me anywho

1. N and Jack Frost (I can't decide >o

2. Cheren

3. Black

4. Cilan (Although in the anime he has chef insane madness obsession I still like him)

5. Cress (I like how mature he is and how he thinks panpour is the best monkey too -)

6. Bianca (I find her humourous)

7. Grimsley (elite four member black and white at least i think thats how u spell his name but i think he's the best one)

8. Elisa (I normally don't go for girly girls that like fashion and stuff but Elisa makes it cool she's one of the more well thought out gym leaders)

9. Alder (he is also humourous and wise... some of the time)

10. Iris

If there were a number eleven then it'd be Chili

Then answer the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: *sleeping*

Jack: Leaf

Me: *wakes up screams and punches Jack in the face* WTF You two!

N: *scared face points at Jack* It was his idea

Jack: *sits up holding his jaw* No It was his idea *Points at N*

Me: I DON'T CARE WHO'S IDEA IT WAS GO BACK TO SLEEP EVRYONE

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *showering* BLACK!! What the HECK!! *grabs a towel and puts on*

Black: *face turns red* a..ahhh.. S- sorry!! *runs out of the bathroom*

Me: HIKARI! hunt balck down and kill him for me

Hikari: If you insist *runs after black firing shadowballs everywhere*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: Cilan marry Alder... but he's so old

Alder: HEY!

Cilan: *pale face* I don't rmember agreeing to this

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Cress: Here you go Leaf *puts a plate of sparkling awesome looking food in front of me*

Me: *Wide eyes* T-thank you

Cress: *smiles dreamily*

Me: *blush, takes a bite* *.* It's amazing *sparkling eyes*

Cress: Anything for you

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *pokes her* BIANCA WAKE UP!

Bianca: *wakes blinks sleepily* woah what happened where are we

Me: At the beach

Bianca: *eyes widened* YAY BEACH! -

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Grimsley part of my family...

Grimsley: *grins* yep

Me: AWESOME!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: What happened Elisa

Elisa: I broke a nail *glares at me lying in hospital bed*

Me: Oh very funny

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Alder stop being immature and act your age

Alder: BUT I DON'T WANNA BE AN OLD PERSON *whiny voie*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: She's just jelous all the hot guys like me

Iris: *Red face* I AM NOT YOUR SUCH A LITTLE KID

Me: I'm like quite a few years older than you 10 year old

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: Not these guys again why are they always after me

N and Jack: *says at the same time* Don't worry I'll protect you *glares at the other*

Me: um i don't really need protecting

N and Jack: *argueing* I'll protect her. you can't protect her with that hair of yours. my hair has nothing to do with how good a pokemon trainer I am

Me: *sigh* this is what happens when you use yourself as an oc kids

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Black: *walks over with slight blush* Happy birthday Leaf and sorry about earlier *gives a Leafeon Plushie*

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *sqeezes plushies* your forgiven *kisses black's cheek*

Black: *face turns into a tomato*

Me: *walks away hugging plushie*

Black: *shiver goes up spine, turns around*

N, Jack, Cheren, Cilan, Cress, Grimsley, Chili(even though he's not on the list) *on fire death glaring*

Black: *sweat drop* i-its not what it looks like...

You're stuck in your house and it's on fire. What does 4 do?

Cilan: *running around frantically* what do we do what do we do?! we have to get out of here

Me: *sigh* Flo hydropump if you please

Flo: *hydro pums the fire out*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Cress: *puts a hand on shoulder* Don't do that you'll regret it

Me: *looks at him* okay if your say so...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Me: THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M MARRYING HER!

Iris: YEAH WE'RE BOTH GIRLS

N: *sighs in relief*

Jack: I'm gonna kill that Chili for telling us that *killing intent*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me:...*sniff*

Grimsley: don't be sad leaf I still love you

Me: *sniff* thanks :'(

Grimsley: On a completely unrelated topic what is the address of the guy who dumped you

Me: why

Grimsley: I'm going to kill him for making you cry

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Alder: AHAHAHAH You can do it HAHAHAHAH *slaps me hard on the back*

Me: *sluttpers* thanks

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: *laugh*

Iris: Stop acting like a kid

Me: But I am a kid... at heart

Iris: What are you laughing at anyway

Me: This video of a purrloin playing the piano

Iris: *watches* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Well N is handsome, myserious, sensetive and he loves pokemon so much :)

N: you think i'm handsome?

Me: I didn't say that

N: Yes you did I heard you

Me: I-I didn't say anything *run away*

Me: any back to the question and Jack well he's fun, mischivious and he acts cute even though he doesn't realise it and kids love him

Jack: how come he's handsome and I'm cute

Me: Why do you guys have to eavesdrop on my all the time

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: *eye twitches* you do realise Bianca likes you don't you

Cheren: No but I do now and I don't love alder anyway

Alder: *sitting in the corner crying* why does noone like me

Me: Cause ure annoying

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Black: WHA WE'RE DATING!

Me: apparently

Every other guy in the background: *Death glaring* why does he get all the good questions

Me: Ignore them, so your parents

Black: *nervous* Mum this is Leaf my g-g-girlfriend

Me: *waves* hi it's nice to meet you

Black's mum: *slung arm over my shoulder* so your Leaf Black talks about you all the time you know he really likes you

Black: MUM!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: Cress and Bianca?

Bianca: *blushes* I would rather not

Cress: I agree

Me: It's cause you like Cheren isn't it

Bianca: LEAF!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: *looks sideways at Bianca* so your a player

Bianca: NO it's the stupid question not me

Me: yeah u only have eyes for one *cheesy grin*

Bianca: I don't have a reverse harem like you

Me: tuche

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Something the matter

Grimsley: That's an awesome haircut where's u get it done

Me: Just cuts down the road

Grimsley: *running off down the road*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Don't worry Elisa your perfect guy is out there

Elisa: Maybe

Me: have you met Burgh I think you'd like him he's all into art and fashion and stuff

Burgh: That I am

Me: How'd u get here

Burgh: *goes over to Elisa and kisses hand* it's nice to meet you my lady

Elisa: *blushes*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their undying love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: *reads email* ALDER! >.>

Alder: *runs laughing out of house*

You spot 10 kissing 1. What do you do?

Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING!

N: *falls to the ground not moving*

Jack: *laughing his head out*

Iris: It wasn't me

Me: *turns to Jack* I'm gonna kill you

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: *opens door* What are you guys doing?

Both: *stop and look at me blushing*

Black: Nothing we're just talking

Me: About what

Cilan: *blurts out* YOU!

Me: ... okay... *leaves and closes the door behind me*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Now Bianca with N and Jack wow you really are a player

Bianca: AM NOT!

N: *looking away cooly*

Jack: too bad I don't like her in that way

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Cress is a gym leader so I would say so It's a completely different matter about Cheren trusting N though

Cress: Gym leaders should be trusted by all

Cheren: Indeed

Me: Good you should know since in the future you'll be a gym leader too

Cheren: What

Me: nothing *innocent voice*

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cilan: *poke*

Iris: STOP BEING A KID

Me: STOP SAYING THAT WE GET IT IT'S YOUR CATCH PHRASE!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Me: Cress would do home economics definatly

Cress: Doesn't that envolve sewing?

Me: only half the time the other half is cooking and its the only subject with cooking in it so deal with it

Cress: I didn't say I wasn't good at sewing

Jack: Home ec is for girls though

Me: *hits him over the back of the head* Don't be sexist

Jack: *rubs head* fine

Me: you would be a school drop out so don't laugh at others

N: *chuckles to himself*

Me: N would study biology or animal science or pokemon science whatever

N: you know us so well

Me: I do don't I

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Me: well bianca is likely to set something on fire due to being accident prone

Bianca: it true

Me: Black would be the one putting it out but I don't think he's much of a cook either

Black: I can boil water

Me: *pats head* good for you

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Me: Grimsley and Alder's job is being good leaders

Alder: I'm the champion i don't need a job i'm pretty much set for life

Grimsley: Being a elite four member pays well too

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Elisa: *snapping sizzors* first let's get that fringe out of your face so we can see how handsom you are

Cress: No I like my fringe

Me: No one's cutting anyones hair

Elisa: Damn

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Alder: *poking tounge out while drawing* Finshed *shows picture*

Bianca: *Squints eye* who is that

Alder: Isn't it obvious it's cheren

Bianca: LEAF!

Me: *runs away laughing*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Me: Alder must be telling Iris she's going to be champion

Iris: WHAT!

Me: oops

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Me: You go N

Iris: *crys*

Me: stop being a kid *smirk*

5 and 6 did a workout together?

laughs* Bianca in a workout she can't even lift a medicine ball

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Bianca: *sad face*

Me: I didn't not invite you you forgot to come

Bianca: oh I'm sooooo sorry

Me: sucker heheheheheh

7 won the lottery?

Gimsley: I don't need the money I'm already loaded

Me: well you should do something with it

Grimsley: *looks at money then at me* Here you can have it

Me: I'M RICH!

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: So what is it?

Elisa: *crosses arms* If i told you it wouldn't be a secret

Me: *narrows eyes* you stole that from my profile

Elisa: *smiles*

9 became a singer?

Me: PLEASE ARCEOUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Alder: *singing Kareoke*

10 got a daughter?

Me: you have a daughter Iris

Iris: NO I'm only ten

Me: Soooo not yet

What would 1 think of 2?

N: he's a fine trainer

Cheren: In other words you hate me

N: *silence*

Me: your not going to deny it

N: No

Jack: well i have nothing to do with pokemon so your okay with me

Cheren: *glares at Jack*

How would 3 greet 4?

Black: Hi

Cilan: Hello

Black: enough plesentries let's battle

Cilan: fine

What would 4 envy about 5?

Cress: Leaf likes you better

Cilan: t-that's not... true she likes us all

Cress: yeah she just likes you more but I can't figure out why

Cilan: I'm happy but also offended

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Cress: *dreaming* NO it's the player girl again

Bianca: I'M NOT A PLAYER

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: they're both ummm pokemon trainers

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me: That they battles and he lost

Grimsley: I can't lose I'm not elite four for nothing ya know

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: Alder's always on the road so it would probably be a coincidence

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Alder: Iris I'm your father

Iris: WHAT!

Me: jokes

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me: N has a legendary on his side and Jack is the spirit of winter they can both be pretty scary

Iris: Team plasma is evil

Is 3 Gay?

Black's mum: I was beginning to think that until he told me about Leaf

Black: MUM! your not even in this question

Black's mum: oh right see you later * walks away*

Black: *face palms*

How do you feel right now?

The quiz was long but fun

From moonofwitch

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you're sexy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read all these, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I can tell when someone is lying.

I don't care what people say about me.

I am a strong girl.

I wasn't born to blend in.

I was born to stand out.

I sing as if no one was listening.

I dance as if no one was watching.

I love as though I have never loved before. (not really, I have loved people. For instance: YOUR FAMILY)

I will always stay strong no matter what goes for me.

I am perfect just the way I am.

God never makes a mistake creating us.

Bullying is always wrong.

Bullying means making fun of their imperfections, threatening them like they were never supposed to exist.

Bullies follow the devil.

I am a leader, and I will always be one.

No matter how many insults, I stand strong.

Copy and Paste if you are this person.

From windyrider173

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far away. One day, while she was picking flowers, a dragon captured her and took her to his lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls would scream "MY HERO!" If you're one of the 5% who would say "No thanks, I'm good here" paste this onto your profile.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'(Baby)

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (powerpuff girls >.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.CarebearsLambchop's song never ended.The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dollsIf you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough saidYou always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your futureWay back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.

DEFINATLY READ THIS!

Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huumm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me... in All things , the Good & the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

REPOST if you Believe in HIM

Worth posting.

From The doctor's amazing champion

S.A.S.S. GIRLS

I am STRONG! I am ARTISTIC! I got STYLE! I got SOUL!

Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Characters:

1. Yami/Atem and Yugi- Yami is so hot but Yugi's so cute I can't decide between the two I love them both >////

2. Ryou Bakura- I don't like Yami Bakura but regular Bakura is almost as cute as Yugi almost ;)

3. Seto Kaiba- While he's not my favourite character and I don't like how cold he is, I do like his style of doing things, think he's funny (though he doesn't mean to be) and I respect him and he's not that bad to look at either ;P

4. Joey- A bit tempermental but out of all Yugi's feinds I like him the best, he doesn't give friendship speeches and isn't completely useless and he gets into fights all the time and his stupidity is amusing for me

5. Mokuba Kaiba, Yami Bakura- Mokuba is totally cute but just not so important that I should put him higher on the list, Bakura is not as appealing to my as his hikari but he's still pretty good looking, very bad ass and an interesting character to say the least

From My Pharaoh's Keeper

I LOVE -CATS, DOGS, DOLPHINS, BIRDS, LIONS, LIZARDS... AND SOMETIMES... EVEN PEOPLE!

Why go to Church? (This is good!!)

If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!

Why Go To Church?

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday... "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 203,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all." This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this.. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!" When you are DOWN to nothing... God is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Thank God for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

All right, now that you're done reading, send it on! I think everyone should read this! "When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you get that for me?" Amen!!

FromFlying Dragonite

Favourite Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series Quotes

1. SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! -Yugi

2. Remember kids bullying is wrong but destroying people's minds with dark magic is A okay/ F*CK YOU!- Yami

YUGI: (approaches Téa) Ah, there she is. Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches with Yami)

YAMI: Huh? Yugi, you little [bleep]! You son of a [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! (Téa overhears) I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! (slight pause) [Bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) hi there.


3. When you F*ck around with video games you've gone too far- Seto

4. That's what you get for stealing all my screen time-Seto

5. Stealing makes everything better-Mokuba

Wait Mokuba what would your brother say if he saw you now-Yami

Well done Mokuba steal something from Joey next-Seto

Okay but what would he saw if he wasn't a complete douche bag-Yami

6. Shut up Mokuba Mummy and Daddy are talking- Seto

7. Is everybody from England a total spaz Bakura- Tristan

Pretty much- Ryou Bakura

8. Yugi I think I'm pregnant and Buakura's the father-Tea

No Way-Yugi

Okay maybe I lied about that one-Tea

9. I think I hear the next plot line calling -Yugi

10. Now let's begin by shuffling our cards in a needlessly dramatic fashion- Possessed Clown

Way ahead of you-Yami

11. Why didn't we just tell him the truth-Tristan

Because lying is fun-Tea

12. Epic pouting manuver - Yami

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

1. Money isn't made of paper; it's made of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'I' is called a 'tittle'.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40 of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. WarrenBeatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains whale sperm (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper- and lower-case letters are named 'upper'! and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the Upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

Some (somewhat cheesy) Things we all wonder about

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is there Braille on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I'm all ready visualizing you with duck tape over your mouth

I almost gave into positive thinking, but thankfully sarcasm came to the rescue

Normal People worry me.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me. NOT you.

I'm not easily distracte-OMG is that guy SPARKLING?!

Hating you makes me all warm inside.

Your just jealous you don't hear voices in your head like me.

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

Of course I'm willing to bury the hatchet. Right in the back of his head.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Just think about it for a minute.

Music is love in search of words.

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

"Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps."

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"The universe is laughing behind your back."

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you”

“I live for the nights I won’t remember with the people I can’t forget”

“Pain is only weakness leaving the body”

“Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?”

“Our eyes are placed at the front of our heads because it is more important to look forward than to look back”

“There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who want to make things happen, the ones who make things happen, and the ones who sit back and wonder what the heck happened”

“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?”

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

I hear your silence loud and clear

“Some mistakes are too fun to only make once”

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”

“A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour”

“Happiness comes through doors you didn’t know you left open”

“We could learn from a box of crayons. Some are dull, some pretty, some sharp, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they can still live peacefully in one box"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back .

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me

*All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.*

"If school is in Heaven, I vote for Hell."

From MandaPanda96

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

From SolarFlare Prime

If when you listen to music, you image your favourite fictional characters (or OC) singing and dancing along to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

From Me because it happens a lot -

My sisters thoughts on fan fiction: "It's fanfiction, it's not suposed to be well written"please keep in mind she said this while explaining what 50 Shades of Grey is to our mum

From blueRAYE13

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Alucard having a serious conversation about life, bills, the economy...(yeah right he's too sexy for that)

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

Can you cry under water ?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated.. instead of just murdered ?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts ?' Where's that extra penny going to ?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


WhatSORT OFdisease did THEcured ham actually have ?


How is it that we putAman on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like... every two hours ?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you BUTTnaked anyway.


Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural ?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid, DIPPYsong about him ?


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


If the professor on Gilligan's Islandcan make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a SMALL hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? AREN'T THEYboth dogs ??


If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner..?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

This had me laughing for ages - Please read

Farmers Life insurance: does that mean you get paid when you die?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Happiness is like a disease, contagious by touch...POKE! :D

Taps persons head Do I hear an echo?

I'm not insane!!...Just normally this way...

SELL YOUR SOUL...for a cupcake!

...was I supposed to say something?

I'm 100 focus-...ooooo look at the pretty butterfly...!

Gravity is my greatest enemy o.0

Looks at homework That's it! Screw college, I'm going into the fast food buisness!

It's not a lie! It's just an exadguration of a non-fiction statement...

Most people will think I'm reading...but i'm really looking at the book with a blank expression

It's not that I dislike you...I just...hate people

Crushes are like puppies; cute when they follow you around... but when you throw a stick they won't leave!!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 98 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

You know you are crazy when:

When you wake up in the morning and step out of bed the devil says " o crap she's up!"

When people ask you who your role model you say "Become one with Russia Da?" and "kolkolkol" away

When people ask you "Are you crazy?" reply "oh sorry I didn't hear you I was too busy listening to the voices in my head"

When you steal your siblins safety sissors and run around the house screaming "Sebas-chan"

When you see silverware as a potentionaly dangerous weapon

When You run around screaming "Pasta" at the weirdest moments

When you apologise to the objects you bump into

When you start quoting hetalia at random moments with accents and all

When you leave your window open at night hoping a shinigami will come through

When you start speaking japanese

When you are reading this and not posting this somewhere else


From xxxbribriturnerxxxx

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

Yea, you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think your stupid.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I couldn't care less

"Love me or hate me, Still an obsession" - Lady Sovereign

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Man invented language to satisfy their deep need to complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept…

A quote from Moon Mage Goddess's story Nothing is Impossible for Love to Overcome "(That didn't help me at all!) She groaned mentally. (Why the hell do men have to be so damn confusing! They should be locked up, kept underground, and used only for reproduction!)" -- Kagome

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."

"The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on"

"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday."

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."

"Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"That which does not kill me had better run pretty fucking fast."

"When in doubt, push the red button"

"Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."

"Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried it."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"If violence isn't solving all your problems you haven't been using enough of it."

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 % who would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP"

About 99.9 percent of fan girls would be crying if Justin Bieber were going to jump off a building and land in a pool of man eating sharks.Copy and paste this if you are the .1 percent who would PUSH HIM

97% of teens only go to see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf and Megan Fox. Copy and paste this if your one of the other 3% that goes to see robots beating the slag out of each other.

Be the kind of woman who when she wakes up in the morning Satan says, 'oh crap she's up!'

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cry while reading/writing some fanfics post this on your profile.

Now and then, I announce "I know you're listening" when I’m in a room by myself. If I’m wrong, then nobody knows that I was speaking to myself, and if I'm right, I just freaked out some secret organisation.

Relationship Status: Taken - Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist

From EgyptianAssassin

"You don't have to be handicapped to be different; everyone is different." - Kim Peek

When asked where he keeps his Oscars, Pixar's John Lasseter said, "We discovered that Barbie clothes actually fit pretty well."

From Nixxy283

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU.

Me, sarcastic? Never.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. =D

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, CRAP!"

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I Dream of a better world
Where chickens can cross the road without their motives being crossed

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

Boys fall for me-
Because I trip them.

Push can get you almost anywhere, except through a door marked ‘pull’

People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish .

I stepped on a cheerio this morning…. Does that make me a cereal killer?

Ok so i applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said i needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do u wanna hang out?

I am free of all prejudice, i hate everyone equally.

If swimming is so good for your figure then how do you explain whales???

I know I’m in my own little world..but it’s ok..they know me here!

A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left.

Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once.

Most Popular things to do in an emergency…
60% Update Facebook Status
15% Record a Video, then upload it on Youtube
15% Update Twitter Status
10% Call Emergency Services

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos

The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Meaning of CLASS:
C => Come
L => Late
A => And
S => Start
S => Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning.

Did you know that 8 out of 3 people don’t get fractions.

Teacher : If your friend wants to borrow $5 and you gave him $10. How much will you get in return?
Student : Nothing!
Teacher : You don’t know Maths.
Student : You don’t know my friend.

I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then i eat it.

I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough.

When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say “Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh”.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do something childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln

No guy is worth your tears & the one who, is won’t make you cry.

All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
- Michael Carr

Life is a lesson you’ll learn it when you’re through.

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
- Winston Churchill

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Fr. Jerome Cummings

Count your age with friends but not with years.

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Never look back unless you’re planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

Always forgive yourenemies; nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
The best proof of love is trust.
- JoyceBrothers

Anyone can hate. It costs to love.
- John Williamson

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
- Robert Cody

Me: *browsing books in the bookstore*

Random Guy: why do you even read books? They're boring.

Me: Well, what do you do as a pastime?

Random Guy: Hangout with my friends, go to malls, amusement parks... Stuff more thrilling than your nerdy reading.

Me: *snorts* Bet you never went to Hogwarts or Camp Half Blood. Bet you didn't know there's a 600th floor in the Empire State Building. Bet you didn't know there's a platform 9 3/4 at King's Cross. Bet you never thought that vampires SPARKLE in the sun or there are many type of Vampires in the world including the BlingBling ones. Or saw the possible future of this world like having teens killing each other in a game or having people locked up in a fence not knowing what is beyond it.Or met ridiculously hot guys with super inhuman powers.Bet you never met an alien who looks stunningly attractive and has a number for a name. Or went underground to see where the Fairies, dwarfs, trolls, or other Magical creatures are hiding.You can't possibly know that the Sun was almost swallowed up by a serpent, Or the fact that the world kept on facing ultimate destruction then got saved by Demigods, Aliens, Wizards, Flying Kiddos and Shadowhunters.

Random Guy:

Me: Yeah, I thought so.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

I've been looking for this everywhere and I finally found it though by accident

and I'm pretty sure some famous guy Albert Einstein was that very student


From jade2000

"Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart."- tumblr

"Stop letting people who do so little for you, control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions." -Will Smith

"People are to be LOVED. Things are to be USED. The reason why the world is in CHAOS is because THINGS are being LOVED and PEOPLE are being USED."- unknown

"We hit rough patches but we have to stay strong and weather the storm. Trust that it will pass, and when it does you'll be stronger."-Franco Lopez

"It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you. It's hard to find someone who actually means it." -unknown

"Don't waste your time looking back on what you've lost. Move on, for life is not meant to be traveled backwards."-factsaboutyou

"I don't forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive them because I'm strong enough to know people make mistakes."-unknown

"Relationships. It's more than just the dates, holding hands and kissing. It's about accepting each other's weirdness and flaws. It's about being yourself and finding happiness together. It's about seeing an imperfect person perfectly." -unknown

"Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true." -unknown

"Babies smile in their sleep because they're listening to the whispering of angels." -unknown

From Mistress Silver Moon

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

From BellaGirl7

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

9 Things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No, of course not! I paid money to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'... Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.

8. When people say "Life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here?

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU HATE ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!!!!

You: I hate annoying people.

Me: THEN COPY AND PASTE THE STUPID THING, YOU DIMWIT!!!!

You: Where???

AWESOME RANDOM QUOTES

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

Having a bad day? Hold your hand over your heart. Feel that? That beating? That's called a purpose. Your alive for a reason.

Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to STAND OUT?

It's easy to stand with the crowd. It takes courage to stand alone.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there is footprints on the moon.

Fight.

You're afraid

Like I make my deals with the devil.

You've been at it for years

But couldn't reach that next level.

Let's keep it real

This is no competition to me.

Even if everyone around you acts

Like they don't see.

Is anybody else listening?

Outta sight, outta mind

Is what you'll always be.

I hold my cards to my chest

I laid my life on the line

So I expect nothing less from you.

I speak the truth

And everybody else knows it.

So set your ego to the side

And just get the fuck over it.

Can't waste my time

On hateful people like you.

So keep wishing you were me

And I'll keep making you have to.

Is anybody else listening?

Outta sight, outta mind

Is what you'll always be.

I hold my cards to my chest

I laid my life on the line

So I expect nothing less from you.

I just can't believe

It's really come to this.

Because without me

You would not exist.

Alright, hey, hey

Still got something left to say.

Only one in the world

I depend on is me.

I need nothing from no one

I take what I need.

Get a hold of yourself

And keep away from me.

Is anybody else listening?

Outta sight, outta mind

Is what you'll always be.

I hold my cards to my chest

I laid my life on the line

So I expect nothing less from you.

Life is unfair, and karma isn't always on your side.

2nd Sucks, kid.

Flaming roses:

beautiful roses of red,orange, and yellow sat on my bed for months not withering, like he promised

he said as long as he loved me the flowers would not wither

the beautiful flowers were the only reminder of him even though he saved all Olympus,and did all he could for his friends,even strangers

I don't know why I felt I had lost a piece of me ,I had MY Golden Boy

I watched sobbing as he tossed MY beautiful flowers in the earth

he dragged me away I struggled so hard but his grip would not loosen he said "forget the clown. you have me"

I slapped him and said "go back to his Roman girl", he had no place in my heart

and I ran back to the hearth and saw my roses ablaze I reached in,my hand did not burn

they weren't burnt! they looked the same as they did before he died

I smiled and whispered "just like you promised, My repair boy."

From Agent DJ of Awesomenary SpyInc

Here's what I got

Yumiko

Your japanese name is Yumiko, meaning "leader".
You are trusted and counted on by many. You are dependent on yourself, and nobody else. People look up to you, and you are an inspiration for many. You don't follow, you lead.

This one is awesome -

I got

Arrin
Arrin had an ok life. He wasn't very well liked at school but he didn't really care. He died at age 17. He liked to write a lot. He always had his notebook with him. One day he lost his notebook. He looked everywhere for it but it wasn't until he found a group of all the most popular girls in school sitting around reading his journal entries out loud and laughing. He walked over and took it away from them. The just laughed and pointed at him. He had written a lot of fictional stuff about different worlds and what he wished his life was like. The girls spread roomers about him around the school. Normally he wouldn't have cared but this time even his closest friends started keeping away from him. He went up to his best friend after school and asked him what was going on. His friend said, "Dude...your such a freak." and walked away. This destroyed Arrin. He had no friend and everyone knew what went on in his mind. He just couldn't stand it. He went home and his mom had just reserved a call from the school about what Arrin was writing. She looked at Arrin then turned away and asked, "Where do you get such wiled ideas anyway?" that was the last straw. Arrin ran up stairs and grabbed his pocket knife. He ran out of the house and down to his best friend's house. He sneeked in and went up to his friend's room. No one was in it. This was perfect for Arrin, he was going to do what what of his characters had done. Arrin cut his wrists and used the blood to write a message to his friend on the wall. It was: "You left and now nothing is left but the blood on this wall." Arrin bleed out and died in his former best friend's room. When his friend came home and saw what was in his room he freaked and is now in a mental rehab center.

A year later you moved into the house Arrin killed himself in. You got his friend's room and you where sitting on your bed writing a poem. You're mind was drawing a blank and you couldn't figure out the next line for your poem. Arrin read the poem that you had down so far and whispered the next line in your ear. You suddenly knew what to write. Arrin follows you where ever you go and he stops people from spreading really nasty roomers about you. He also helps you write when you can't think of what to write next.

And here are some of the other results you can get just cause I like the story and want to raise awarness and stuff

When I went back and did the test the second time with answer that I was thinking about using but picked something else I got

Gregory
Gregory was a boy that loved being active. He was into sports of pretty much any kind. He was a pretty popular kid at school but mostly because he wasn't a jerk to anyone. He died when he was 15. He was always trying to make others happy and if he couldn't make them happy or meet there expectations he got depressed, but he wouldn't let anyone know because he didn't want to bring them down. He just bottled up all of his bad emotions inside. His parents where rich and expected him to be perfect. One day he came home late. His dad asked him why he was late. He didn't want to say that it was because he had hooked up with a girl, the girl he had liked for three years now. So he made something up, anything and he said the first thing that came to mind, "I had to sure detention today for pushing some one into the lockers." His dad shook his head slowly, "I thought you where above that son." and he walked away. Gregory instantly knew it was a mistake to tell his dad a lie so he ran after his dad to tell him the truth. "Dad, that's not really what happened. You see I hooked up with a girl after school today, the one I have liked for three years." This didn't go over well at all. His dad's face turned bright red like he was going to explode. "First you tell me a lie then you tell me you hooked up with a whore? Who are you and what have you done with my respectable son!" His dad yelled and stormed out of the house. His mom walked into the room and she had already heard everything. She gave him a cold hard stair and left the room. Everything was quiet, too quiet. Gregory started thinking about all the things he had done wrong in his life. The time when he could have made the winning score in soccer, when he could have won a race in track, when he could have done better on a test...the list went on and on and he had let his parents down. He wen into the bathroom and took the caps off of several different bottles of pills and he took three out of each not bothering to see what he was taking. He overdosed on everything he could find. He went to bed and cried himself to sleep. He never woke up again.

A few years later you moved into that house and you got his room. He felt a connection with you that he couldn't quite put his finger on. He follows you where ever you go and he protects you from anyone that might be out to hurt you. He holds your hand when you feel down trying to make you feel better. (if your a guy then he doesn't do that unless you want him too.)

When I did the test a third time I got

Ben
This is a dog named Ben. He was very sweet and friendly. Ben had a good owner who was a guy named Jack. Jake was a single guy that lived in a pretty nice house and he had a new girlfriend named Stella. Stella didn't like dogs at all and she tried to convince Jack to give Ben away but Jack always said, "No, I took in the poor guy when he was just a puppy lost on the streets. I can't give him away." This made Ben happy because he knew he could always trust Jack. One night Stella brought over her dad's new gun to show Jack because Jack was kind of into guns and he was thinking about taking up hunting. But Stella also brought over some expensive Vodka and she got Jack as drunk as she could and put the gun in Jack's hands. She told him to shoot the dog for practice for hunting. Jack looked at the gun then at Ben. Ben knew something was up so he trotted over to Jack and rested his head on Jacks knee and looked up at him with his big loving brown eyes. Jack smiled and said, "Aww look at the puppy!" and dropped the gun on the floor. Stella was annoyed but pretended to go along with it. She had him drink a little more until he passed out on the floor. Ben curled up next to Jake like a good doggie. Stella kicked Ben until he got up and moved. Then she pointed the gun at Ben and shot. She missed and Ben started barking and growling at her. She fumbled with the gun and Ben got between her and Jack. Jack woke up then and saw what was going on. Stella had the gun reloaded and was pointing it at Ben. Jack told her to stop and he tried to take the gun from her. In the confusion the gun went off and hit Ben in the heart. Jack never forgave himself and instantly dumped Stella.

A few years later you moved into that house. Jack had left because he couldn't stand to live in the house that he killed his best friend in. Ben was sitting on the front porch when you first arrived at the house. Ben saw you and something about you just reminded him of his old owner Jack. He wagged his tail and followed you around the house. When ever you are sad or lonely Ben is sitting right beside you and he licks away your tears

When I did the test a forth time I got

Vivian
This is Vivian. Although her parents where rich she did not have the most amazing life like you would expect this girl to have. She died on her 16th birthday. On her 16th birthday she had just been sitting in her room minding her own business when her dad burst into her room in a rage. Vivian hadn't done anything but her dad blamed her for everything, even the death of her own mother who died giving birth to her. Her dad started to hit her but Vivian managed to get away. She ran down the long hall to the door that led into the attic. The attic was the only place her dad wouldn't go because he was scared of it for some reason. Vivian didn't question it as long as she had a place to hide. She sat there in the attic almost all day listening to her favorite bands on her CD Walkman. She had made a CD consisting of her favorite songs by Kiss, Motley Crue, Red Hot Chilly Peppers, and Guns N' Roses. Her dad also hated her taste in music. It was the evening before she even dared to come out of the attic. She slipped quietly down stairs and she was about to get out the front door when her dad saw her and yelled at her for staying in the attic all day. She ran out of the house and her dad chased her. He had been drinking and he was drunk now. She ran down the street as fast as she could but she ran into a gang, and not just any gang but the gang her dad was in. Her dad tolled the gang to beat her up good so she wouldn't run off like that again. She died there as the gang was kicking her on the ground.

Several years later you move into the house that was newly built on the spot where Vivian had been kicked to death. She saw you one day and instantly felt a connection for some reason. She walks beside you where ever you go. She does her best to protect you from people that may harm you. She's a true friend.

When I did the test the fifth time i got

Eva
Eva was a sweet little girl. She was just 4 when she died. She was playing in the front yard while her mom was planting flowers in the garden. The phone rang and her mom told her she would be right back. Eva's mom went into the house to answer the phone. Eva was playing with her purple ball. She dropped it and it rolled out into the street. Eva when running after it and almost got hit by a very big white van that screeched to a stop just in time. A big man got out of the van and looked down at Eva. Eva smiled up at him, everyone was her friend! She showed him her purple ball that she had been running after. The man smiled and told her it was a pretty ball and if she came around to the back of his van she would give her a second purple ball to play with. She told him that she would have to ask her mommy, but the man insisted it would only tack a second. She followed him to the back of the van. He opened up the door and threw her inside before she could say anything. He closed it up and ran to the drivers seat and speed off just as Eva's mom came back outside. No one really knows what happened to Eva but when they found her body she was bruised head to toe and her purple ball was no where in sight.

A few years later your house was built where her body was dumped. She likes you because something about you reminders her of her mom. Probably the way you smile at her without even knowing it. She's the one that puts the smile on your face when you are feeling down. She follows you around skipping happily as she goes and she makes sure no one tricks you into doing something very bad.

and thats all the ones you can get

I got: You Are The Grey Wolf!
You are sweet and caring. Sensitive and shy. More of a follower than a leader. You are extremely wise and know more about certain people than they know about themselves. The one person that means the most to you is your significant other.

You're content
When you dream it is usually peaceful. You like your life and most of the choices you have made. There are a few things you consider changing, but it's no big deal

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

From kaci12

And here are some other quizes u can do

I got fairy

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool, Starstar412, LeafeonLover,

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if you're still in school, that is).

The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Half-Baked Chunky Monkey

1.) Write Saw: The Musical.

2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)

3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.

4.) Make action figure of yourself.

5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.

6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.

7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)

8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive.

9.) Create first ever cheese laser.

10.) Have own theme music.

11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.

12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.

13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.

14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.

15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.

16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)

17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents.

18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.

19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claimign you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.

20.) Develop sense of irony.

21.) Don't die yet.

22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys.

23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow.

24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs!

25.) GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!

26.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

The below statement is true

The above statement is false.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemies! It really makes them mad!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-tell the truth and run

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why

Somtimes I wonder ' Why is that frisbee geting bigger' and then it hits me...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...NO!!.

The Three Rules Of Life:

1) Tell the truth and run

2) If it hurts, don't do it again

3) Watch out for hobos with pointy sticks.

From starstar412

Darkness cannot defeat darkness, only light can do that.

Hate cannot defeat hate, only love can do that.

M.L.King Jr.

If who I am is what I have,

and what I have is lost,

who am I?

Unknown

Don't step on people on this life,

Or you'll come back as a cockroach.

Unknown

When you cry, I cry.

When you hurt, I hurt.

When you fight, I fight.

When you jump off a bridge,

I get a row boat plus paddle and save your sorry ass.

Unknown

From Cloud-Dancer103

Cinderella walked on broken glass.

Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most girls like pink. Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up. Most girls yell at rain. Most girls love guys who don't love them. Most girls be what other people want them to be. Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved. Most girls are selfish. Most girls are fake. But. . . Other girls like red. Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday. Other girls play in the rain. Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them. Other girls be themselves. Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved. Other girls care for others before themselves. Other girls are real.

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it. Other girls will love this and post it immediately.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnigan is "after my lucky charms"

8) Nor does he have a pot of gold under his bed.

9) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

10) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

12) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

13) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

15) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

16) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I'd assume that I am not allowed to use it

17) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

18) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

19) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

21) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

22) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

23) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

24) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

25) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

26) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

27) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

28) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

29) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

30) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

31) I will not go to class skyclad

32) I will not use Umbridge's quills to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

33) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

34) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

35) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

36) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

38) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

39) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

40) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

41) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

42) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

43) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

44) I will not lick Trevor

45) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

46) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

47) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

49) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

50) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

51) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is an evil incarnate.

52) I will not refer to Gryfindor's sword as 'The Master Sword' and will not use it to reinact scenes from The Legend of Zelda games

53) I will not use Dave Barry Slept Here as my History of Magic textbook

54) The sands in a Time Turner are not the remains of a time-traveling DeLorean

55) “Springtime for Voldemort” is not an appropriate suggestion for the class play.

56) I will not tell Ron & Hermione to “get a room” whenever they start arguing.

57) Skiving Snackboxes are not good presents for first years.

58) Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.

59) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “what’s new pussycat?”

60) There is not now, nor ever has been, a fifth house. I am not a member or founder of such.

61) Especially not one called Sparklypoo.

62) The muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to nor working for Voldemort in any way and I am to stop insinuating that he is.

63) I am not allowed to wear Death Eater robes to dinner and shout ”Long Live lord Voldemort” just because I think it’s funny.

64) I am not to proclaim myself the new Dark Lord.

65) I am not to draw a smiley face on my arm and call it the new Dark Mark.

66) I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads. Even if she is.

67) I do not have a Pikachu Patronus, no matter how kickass that would be. Or a Piplup Patronus. Or any kind of Pokemon Patronus. (So claim the people who have not been electrocuted by my Patronus or had their bike destroyed)

68) Singing “If I were a rich man” around the Weasleys is not nice. (Neither is "If I Had a Million Dollars")

69) I am not allowed to ask Flitwick where Snow White is.

70) I must stop charming Professor Snape’s robes bright purple. (or any other bright color for that matter)

71) Dobby, even though he apparently went to grammar school with him, is not Yoda in disguise.

72)The “I hate Snape club” is not a valid after-school activity. (Only by order of Snape... and since when does anyone listen to him?)

73) Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong. So is making Malfoy pay double for them. (Triple is acceptable...)

74) When called upon in class I will not automatically answer with ‘42’.

75) I am not allowed to bother Snape, and Dumbledore does not routinely have ‘Naked Time.’

76) I will not add ‘according to the prophecy’ at the end of sentences to try and up my Divination mark.

77) I will not sing ‘Defying Gravity’ during Quidditch practice.

78) I am not to imperius Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Voldemort, and Dumbledore to re-enact Mysterious Ticking Noise

79) I am not allowed to say, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all" to the Mirror of Erised

80) Nor am I to trick a Slytherin into breaking it, then yell, "Seven years bad luck!" at them

81) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

82) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

83) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. (However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.)

84) I will not ask Professor Snape if he is a 900-something year-old Time Lord. Or if he fancies Billie Piper.

Tips on how to be a True Duelist

1. A true duelist always stay calm when the going gets tough. Panicking just makes you slip up and make mistakes.

2. Look closely and consider all your options. There may be a move you might have missed that can help you out!

3. Work with what you got. It's great to have a strategy but if it doesn't work you need to be able to work something else out. Be flexible!

4. Life Points aren't everything. It's ok to lose a few Life Points now and then. Just make sure you don't lose to many!

5. Always show your Monsters respect. Don't sacrifice them needlessly! For a good example for what disrespecting your cards leads you, see Episodes 60-62; Episode 158; andEpisodes 174-176 of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! series. Trust me...it's not pretty at all!

6. Always have a back-up strategy. If one strategy doesn't work, have something else in store for your opponent.

7. Always play with honor. Cheaters never prosper!

8. Show respect to your opponent. When the duel is over, there is always the chance you can be friends.

9. Believe in yourself, trust your Deck, and the Heart of the Cards will guide you to victory.

10. Last but not least, always play your best, and most importantly... HAVE FUN!

--The Unofficial Yugioh Fan Speech (This is based on the "I'm a Canadian rant" and this is written by DeathMist)--

Hey,
I'm not crazy, or a pedophile
And I don't live in a run-down apartment
or eat ramen all day, or have only my computer as a friend...
And I'm not stalking Kazuki Takahashi,
although I'm sure someone else is.
My characters are OCs
NOT Mary-sues
It's not some made up language,
IT'S JAPANESE
And I call him Jounouchi,
Not Joey
I can proudly draw fanart in my binder
I believe in disagreeing with characters, not bashing them
Fandom, not Fangirlism
And that Kuriboh is a truly proud and noble Duel Monster!
Zork is not a video game,
Anzu isn't a prep, a bitch, or a whore,
And his name is "Malik", not "Marik", "MALIK!"
Yugioh is one of the biggest fandoms!
It's Educational!
And one of the best anime that exist!
My name is Leaf (insert your name here)

AND I AM A YUGIOH FAN!

--You Know You Are Way Too Into Yu-Gi-Oh When... (I copied and pasted this)--

You wear your watch on dominant hand so that your imaginary Duel Disk can go on your other one

Instead of saying "OMG" you say "Oh My Ra!"

You started liking motorcycles after you found out Marik had one...

People saying Card Game makes you think of Duel Monsters

You relate other large business to KaibaCorp

You have added in KaibaCorp with your imagination when you watch the stock market reports

When someone says Pegasus, you don't think of the winged horse, you think of the silver-haired Duel Monsters inventor

You have considered dyeing a stand of your hair, yellow, white or red

If you ever went to Egypt and found anything like the Millennium Items you would either buy it, stare at it for a good 2 hours, or run away screaming something about evil tomb robbers

--Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged (I copied and pasted this too)--

No one can beat Brooklyn Rage.

Bakura and Pegasus can battle with ancient Egyptian lazer beams.

Duke has a theme song.

Pegasus loves the Spice Girls

Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it? lol) XD

Shadi is racist

Friendship can do anything (it's even better then Chuck Norris...apparently)

Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy

Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me)

Malik is Kira. I mean Marik.

Yami's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes.

Tristan's voice gives him super strength.

Ryo's not gay, he's british.

Yami bakura's not British, he's gay.

Zorc and Pals is an excellent show.

Odion likes Gummi Bears.

Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair.

Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles.

Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that.

Yami can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison.

Tristan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor.

Slifer is an executive producer.

Tea is a B*EEP.

--Things I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh! (I copied and pasted this yet again)--

Egypatin guys like taking of their shirts or just choose not to wear them period.

British guys...don't take of their shirts, and probably for good reasons. (Which isnt always true)

Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot.

Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions.

Motorcycles= best way to travel.

Egypatins were bad at math. Example: they sacrificed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold.

Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever.

A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate are nothing to get worried about.

The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them.

(From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way.

If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin. (Wow that is bizarre XD)

If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If you were, copy and paste then write your name.
Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Ruka-x3, MadViolinist1994, Aqua girl 007, the white princess, LeafeonLover

--You know you’re fan fiction obsessed when..--

1. You will easily stay up all night reading fic, knowing very well that it will result in you sleeping through class the next day.

2. You have stayed up and read fic the night before exams

3. To you, ‘pulling an all-nighter’ means reading fic till 3 am

4. You don’t even realize that your eyes are burning until you look in the mirror and are faced with the likes of Gaara.

5. You’ve become a total fanfic snob and will spend hours searching through fics, none of them being good enough.

6. You daydream about the fic you read last night

7. You often think, “I rather be reading fic”

8. You dedicate time to ‘fic searching’

9. Scenes from a fic become integrated in your mind as part of the original storyline

10. You have to close your laptop, or open a new window when your mom comes in the room

11. You’ll verbally and physically fight against injustices of your fandom

12. You’ll cry when you read character death

13. You’ve spent a total of five minutes muttering quite creative curses at the screen.

14. You read fic in class.

15. You’ve used your school library ink to print out 120 pages of fanfic

16. A fanart can make your day

17. An update can make your *month*

18. You have 1284849 bookmarks to fics that you’re supposed to read

19. You have to wait an extra five seconds for anything internet related because you’ve loaded your computer with so much fic

20. A random scene you’ve read will pop up in your head and you’ll laugh out loud in the middle of class (wherever)

21. Taking a vacation to somewhere without 24 hour internet access translates as..”Load Computer With FIC”

22. Whenever you get a ‘downtime’ message you dramatically sigh and hang your head thinking…“It never fails”

23. You’ll get upset and think, “All I want to do is read some fics, is that so much to ask?!?!?!”

24. You’ve check someone’s lj 5 times in one hour, looking for an update that is *obviously* not coming.

25. You know all the spanye adds by heart. (You know the ones, ‘smut is better with boys’, etc)

26. You can never fully decide on your number one fic

27. You can seriously hate an author

28. You think "Mary Sue" is a swear word(s)

29. You quote fic

30. You wish fanfiction got more credit

31. You wish your favorite fic was animated

32. You have a complete skewed view of : romance, what a guy should look like. Act like

33. You have every source of your favorite author possible. Their email, AFF account FF.net account, livejournal, myspace, etc.

34. You use terms like: Slash. AU. HET. OTP. OC. Canon. Crossover. Crack. Fluff. Gen. lime. Lemon. Mpreg. Smut. Verse. in your everyday life and conversations

If any of the above applies to you cop/paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Sara Darkotter, Aqua girl 007, LeafeonLover,

6 Reasons Bakura ISN'T Zorc:
1)Bakuras family was killed at Kul Elna when he was little. His main reason for collecting the seven millennium items is to avenge the suffering of his people. Zorc doesnt have a family or village.
2)A part of Zorc lives inside the millennium ring, but does not indicate that Zorc is Bakura. Its just like how the Pharaoh seal his WHOLE soul inside the millennium puzzle. Yugi and the Pharaoh are not the same person!
3)In episode 208 Zorc forms a hand to grab Bakura and throw him across the room ordering him to find the eighth key. How or better yet why would Bakura throw himself or give himself information he should already have had if he were Zorc?
4)The last season is similar to episode 13 when Yugi and his friends were turned into their favorite duel monsters in the sense that Yugi isnt the Dark Magician, he was just playing the part of the Dark Magician in the game. The same rule applies to how in this Shadow Game Bakura plays as Zorc.
5)If Bakura was Zorc why would he need to resurrect himself?
6)In the manga Bakura calls this a RPG (role playing game) and for all you roleplayers out there, you should know that just because you say you are someone doesnt mean you are that person. I could say I am Bakura all day but that wouldnt change anything. ill always be me XD
If you agree with all of these points, and believe that Bakura isn't Zork, copy and paste this to your porifle and write more evidence.

Every main protagonist in the Yu-Gi-Oh anime series so far (Mutou Yuugi, Yuuki Judai, Fudou Yuusei, Tsukumo Yuuma) have the kanji 遊 (meaning "play") somewhere in their name. If you find this funny/neat and enjoy at least one of the four anime series, copy and paste this into your profile.

From the white princess

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world."

From imaginative-insomniac

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch, I'll prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of an ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!" Copy and paste if you think this kid's brilliant. :)

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

And if you wish that someday you will find the one who treats you with respect repost this...

Therapy helps...

but screaming obsenities

is faster and cheaper.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I

Long
How
Look

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your profile to put a smile on someone else's face today!

That awkaward moment when your parent sit besides you while on internet. "Oh well, time to open paint and draw randoms*"- FACEBOOK

You You You You You You You You You

You You You You You You You You You You You

1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You's,

2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo,
3. Ur now looking to find out,
4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo
& u hav been tricked !! :D

Copy and paste this to your profile :)

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile

7 reasons Not to Mess with small children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

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How to annoy your teacher:

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 7 year old kid and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am an idiot’
42. Talk to a pen.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51.When your chemistry teacher asks you what will happen to the chemicals yell EXPLODE
52.take the batteries out of the remote to the projector and tie them to the projector

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sabalunogaara4evr, InLoveWithNaruSasu, Kumori sensei, pattiXcrona, Aquailita, WorldsDreamerGirl14, LeafeonLover,

I believe Marik's name is MARIK, not MALIK. In ALL the manga books I've read (in print AND online), his name was MARIK, and even on the fanfiction character filter it says his name is "Marik I." If that isn't proof enough that his name is MARIK and not MALIK, I don't know what is. If anything, the Hikari should be called MaRik and the Yami should be called MaLik, not the other way around!!! If you think we should put a stop to the name confusion and that Hikari Marik should be called MARIK instead of MALIK, copy and paste this into your profile.

From WorldsDreamerGirl14

A detective who uses his deductive powers to corner a suspect and then does nothing to stop them from committing suicide, is no better than the murderer himself!

One truth prevails!

Zero is where everything starts! Nothing would ever be born if we didn't depart from there...

You're a tough, troublesome case, you know! With all these distracting emotions...Even if I were Holmes it'd still be impossible to figure out! The heart of a woman whom one loves...How can anyone accurately deduce that?

Courage is a word of justice. It means the quality of mind that enables one to face apprehension with confidence and resolution. It is not right to use it as an excuse to kill someone

There are things one cannot do no matter the circumstances.

Is a reason necessary? I don't know why you would kill someone but as for saving someone... a logical mind isn't needed, right?

Sometimes I like to imagine you as the diabetic fat person you'll be in a few years on a strictly hamburger diet.

China, I choose you!

Two wrongs don't make a right...but three lefts do!(See for yourself)

Look all you want, but don't touch the hair!(If you do, I'll have to hurt you)

Me first, me first! Why should you go first? Because I'm a lady, that's why. You're not a lady, you're nothing but a sister!

Ladies do not start fights, but we can finish them!

Basted, he's been MARINATED in it!

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Willy Wonka

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one work

Deck the halls with gasoline, fa la la la la, la la la la. Light a match and run and scream, fa la la la la, la la la la. Watch the whole school burn to ashes, fa la la, fa la la, la la la. Aren't cha glad you played with matches, fa la la la la, la la la la!!!

If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them, bribe them, if you can't bribe them, BLACKMAIL them.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!(No, I'm not really a bomb technician.)

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

If you suddenly jolt awake only a short time after going to bed cause you felt like you were falling then realise you were never truely asleep, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wasn't asleep I was inceptioning :D)

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you and says, "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?"

Follow your own path, and if anyone tries to follow, quickly fix a hidden trap behind you.

SCREW THE WAR IN IRAQ! WE NEED TO CATCH VOLDEMORT!!!

WE’RE NOT RETREATING!!! We’re attacking in the other direction!

What is this… normal that you speak of? (LoL thats me)

If the pen is the mightiest weapon, then animated movies must be nuclear bombs.

Dear Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems.

If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books and/or mangas, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

From Shiori Kudo

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe

From TheCrazyMe

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because every man can see better than he can think.

Blonde moments are my specialty.

& you're just jealous that we act like retards in public and people still love us.

Why is the rum gone? --Captain Jack Sparrow

I just felt like runnin'. --Forrest Gump

Run, Forrest, run! --in 7th grade, I said that to all the 8th graders when they ran by on the track.

Once when me and my friends were running around the track we decided to walk and everytime we went past the officials tent we went "Giant Mushroom Friendly, Friendly Mushroom Giant" movements and all (This ones from me Leaf)

Earl had to die. --Dixie Chicks

Candice: Oooooh, I know what to do! You put a marble here, a marble here, and a marble here!
Me: I don't have any marbles!
Candice:
I know! That's why you're insane!

And you're an idiot

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. --Abraham Lincoln

From Irish Yasha

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

From patetass

Now for some Serious questions to consider:

If you came home and voldemort was sitting on your couch, what would you do? (Hey Tom my boy how's it hangin')

How many baby carrots can you fit into your mouth at once? (None for I have no baby carrot :(

What would you do if miniature ponies took over the world? (Laugh sinisterly My plan worked)

These are VERY serious Questions consider them carefully.

From Protagonist Of Life

"What you call life I call death,

What you call death I call life

It's that simple." From Crystal-Rose-Lover

Love me, hate me, either way your thinking of me ;P

A good friend will go with you to the drug store to buy a pregnancy test... a best friends will be standing outside the stall yelling "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

Some people were dropped as a baby, but I think you were thrown at a brick wall

Watch your thoughts,

they become your words,

watch your words,

they become your actions,

watch your actions,

they become your habits,

watch your habits,

they become your character,

watch your character,

it becomes your destiny.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Be who you wanna be not what others wanna see.

MY FRIENDS ARE:

CRAZY!

Goofy

Gorgeous

Random

Socially challenged

Clueless

weird

just like me!!! And that's why I LOVE them!

From Aly Goode

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "Unleashing your imagination" then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a nerd, athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile.

From Wisegirl13

If it weren't for law enforcment and physics I would be UNSTOPPIBLE!

From Nightowl572

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know sugar is the greatest plant ever grown, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are random when you're happy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and Paste this if you love copying and pasting

If you have you If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile. (Every second is boring during class at school)

If you want a cookie right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone ever called you insane or crazy and you laughed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know more about Quidditch than football, copy this onto your profile.

"I don't have to study. I'll just wing it. And in my case, I know how to fly." –DarkHorseBlueSky

"It's better to burn than to fade away, its better to leave than to be replaced." -Nicotine by Panic! At the Disco

"How can I know who I am.. before I know who I was?" -Jack Frost, Rise of the Guardians

"YES I INDEED AM. ITS AMAZING. I AM THE TRUE KE$HA/EDWARD CULLEN CHILD." -Cat Lunanoff's cousin Rachel (while covered in glitter)

"I'm not a princess. I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen and I got this shit handled."- Unknown-but-awesome-person

-Learn from me. I am wise. No I'm not. Overlook me. Don't. Are you confused? No, you're not. I am happy. You are sad. No, I'm sad. You're not happy. You are happy. I'm confusing. You are confused. Now it makes sense. Ha.

-Smile... even though it freaks other people out.

-There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back.

-When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!"

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute.

-I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.

-Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days.

-Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

-I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

-I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious.

-I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns.

-I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks.

-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

-That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.

-The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.

-I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid.

-You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up.

-I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

-I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face.

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.

-If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes!

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.

-Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things.

-Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up.

-Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never gotten hit by a dictionary.

-Whoever says "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has obviously never tried.

-Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

-I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey.

-I'm the kind of girl who can watch a horror movie without getting scared, but jumps and screams when the toast pops out of the toaster.

-Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate!

-US quality: made in China.

-Other people want to be werewolves and vampires. I want to be a unicorn.

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces. "I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug."


WARNING: Do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.


Cleaning my room:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
69% playing with stuff I just found

School:
1% learning
30% sleeping

Boys are like trees. They take fifty years to grow up.

My boyfriend said that it's either him or the horse. I'll go get my saddle.


Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.

The evening news is where they tell you "Good evening", and then proceed to list countless reasons why it's not.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.


God made men first. Then He had a better idea!

From Cat Lunanoff

"When will you understand that I have never believed that a woman is subservient to a man? Men will have you believe such a thing because it is actually their side of the species that remains the powerless one, not us. We, you and I, have minds designed to see us through. It is why our hearts can be broken so easily by a man. It is our faulting flaw that we think too much where they do not think at all." - Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 31)

“Insanity is just sanity flipped to its wilder, more creative nature”

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." -Oscar Levant

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I'll take over."

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”- George Orwell

“Death smiles at us, and all we can do is smile back”- from ‘Gladiator’

"Forever on the fringe of his thoughts, forever in his mind, but never within his grasp." -Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 34)

"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done." -William Shakespeare

"But he that does not grasp the thorns should never crave the rose." -Anne Bronte

“I came, I saw, I conquered.” – Julius Cesar

“Your incompetence is most taxing.”- Viktor, from ‘Underworld’

“ ‘There will come a time when you’ll have the chance to do the right thing.’ ‘I love those moments… I like to wave at them as they pass by.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”- The bible

“There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats.”- H.L. Mencken

“All that glitters is not gold. All that wanders is not lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien, ‘The Hobbit.’

“If you can’t do it with one bullet, don’t do it at all!”- Alan Q., ‘LXG’

“ ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’ as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it… a lot.”

“Evil men triumph when good men do nothing.” – Superman

“ ‘I wish none of this would have happened.’ So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we need to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” – Gandalf, from ‘Lord of the Rings- The Fellowship of the Ring’

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if rough, smooth; if calm, tempest; if prosperity, adversity; if life, death.” –Pythagoras

“If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.” –Baruch Spinoza

"When the student is ready, the master appears." -Buddhist Proverb

"There are some remedies worse than the disease." -Publilius Syrus

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." -Henri Louis Bergson

"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head." -Terry Josephson

"He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time -without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form." -Marcus Aurelius

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius; Gladiator

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - President Harry S. Truman

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else" -John Burroughs

"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." -Carl W. Buechner

"The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything -as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse" -Carlos Castenada

"Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise, risking more than others think is safe, dreaming more than others think is practical, and expecting more than others think is possible."

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." -General George S. Patton

"What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream." -Mike Melville

"Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it." -Irving Berlin

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny."

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas Edison

"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." -Michelangelo

"We will either find a way or make one." -Hannibal

"The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything." -Thomas Edison

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lombardi

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -Bill Cosby

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." -Lestat, from 'Interview with the Vampire'

"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos." -Zorg, 'The Fifth Element'

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Maximus Decimus Meridius, from 'Gladiator'

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." -General George S. Patton

"Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without fear and with a manly heart." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McClosky

"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." -Clarence Darrow

"A visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." -Oscar Wilde

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -Pablo Picasso

"Achievement starts when you know that your present place in life does not determine how far you will go. Its only purpose is to remind you where you started." -Keith D. Harrell

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -J. Michael Straczynski

"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." -Albert Einstein

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle." -Rita Mae Brown

"The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.”

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"She's either a very ugly girl or a very pretty monster." -Lou Costello

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls... And then I met you."

"Be nice to the nerds. One day you'll be working for them" -Bill Gates

"Do you know what your sin is?" "Right now I'm gonna go with rage, but I'm a fan of all seven." - Mal, from 'Serenity'

“‘This dock is off limits to civilians.’ ‘I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Do me a favor. I know it’s very difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything… stupid.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“So, who wants to go down into the creepy tunnel through the tomb first?”- Riley, from ‘National Treasure’

“Dear Buddha… I want a pony.”- Mal, from ‘Serenity’

“Of all the things I’ll lose, I miss my mind the most.”

“Haven’t you been paying attention? Killing is what I do. It's what I’m good at!” – from ‘Ultraviolet’

“Someday we’ll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.”

“Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach the rest of the time… the wait is simply too long.”- Leonard Bernstien

“Actually, I’m just a friar so I can curse all I want… damn it.”- Carl, from ‘Van Helsing’

“Live everyday like it’s your last, because someday it will be.”

“You couldn’t understand anything; and you couldn’t change anything. But you can make music like that. And I felt the same gratitude when I saw the village children dancing; when I saw their arms raised and their knees bent and their bodies turning to the rhythm of the songs they sang. I started to cry watching them.”- Lestat

“Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”-from ‘Labyrinth’

“What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!” -from 'Hamlet'

"Men of few words are the best men" -from 'Henry V'

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
the meat it feeds on." -from 'Othello'

"Nothing will come of nothing." -from 'King Lear'

"If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down." -Mercutio, from 'Rome and Juliet'

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you. - Orochimaru(Naruto)

"I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;
And if I die no soul will pity me:
And wherefore should they, since that I myself
Find in myself no pity to myself?" -from 'Richard III'

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come." -from 'Julius Caesar'

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes, Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers’ tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet." - from 'Romeo and Juliet'

"Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill - don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free." -Bill, 'Love Actually'

"I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, - Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that." -David, Prime Minister, 'Love Actually'

" 'I thought poetry was the food of love.' 'Of a fine, stout love. But if it is only a vague inclination, one poor sonnet will kill it.' 'So, what do you recommend to encourage affection?' 'Dancing. Even if one's partner is barely tolerable.' " -Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth, in 'Pride and Prejudice' (2005 version)

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the soul. The green fury who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me…”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“Do you believe in destiny, that even the powers of time can be ordered to a single purpose? The luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds true love.”- Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.” –Dracula, from ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’

“A pity your moment of triumph is being spoiled over a little thing like grave robbery.”- Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

“You can’t kill me Victor… I’m already dead.” Count Dracula, from ‘Van Helsing’

"Oh don't be boring... everyone who says that dies." -Count Dracula, from 'Van Helsing'

“ So, you’re the great Van Helsing.’ ‘And you’re a deranged psychopath.’” – Van Helsing, from ‘Van Helsing’

“ ‘Patience is a virtue…’ ‘Not right now, it isn’t.’”- Evelyn and Rick, from ‘The Mummy’

“Heaven, I fancy has no place for me… and I can find Hell on my own.” –Lucy Harris, from ‘Jekyll and Hyde: the musical’

"“Peter, why is the sky blue?” Darian asked, at the tender age of six.

“The sky reflects the mood of the happiness man on earth.” Peter replied.

“Is blue the color of happiness?” Darian asked. Peter paused.

“No.” He said. “It’s the color of sadness.”

“But the happiest man on earth-“

“Is sad because he’s never been sad, but he doesn’t know he’s sad at the time.”" - Im Still Standin by Ravenstar1280

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?"

"If you're too open minded your brain will fall out."

"I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken."

"I'm confused, wait...maybe I'm not."

"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer."

"My life is an endless battle against maturity."

"333: I'm only half evil."

"I'm sorry, but I don't know any words small enough for you to understand."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas."

"A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge."

"It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you."

"I have multiple personalities and none of them like you."

"I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"It's better to have loved and lost than to live with that psycho the rest of your life."

"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun!'"

"A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say."

"National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support."

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
subject.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

"The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me."

"I'm lost, but I'm making good time."

"Have YOU seen my marbles?"

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent."

"I'm not dumb, I'm a slow genius."

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

"I used to have a handle on life but it broke."

"I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse."

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do."

"Love is a four letter word for 'Here are my heart and soul, please take them and grind them into hamburger meat.'"

"I wish I had saved all the tears you made me cry...so I could fucking drown you in them!"

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies!"

"If you can't amaze the world with your genius then baffle them with your bullshit."

"I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have."

"Angry people need hugs! (or sharp objects.)"

"There is no 'I' in 'slut' but there's a 'U'."

"Follow your heart, just make sure that your head is holding the leash."

“Love start with a smile, grows with a kiss and dies with a tear.”

“I hear my heart screaming in my mind waiting for my soul mate to hear its cry.”

“Silence is gold but duck tape is silver”

“Everyone has a prince charming. Mine just took the wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. ”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happen to you?”

“High school is not about finding a groom, is about finding the bride maids.”

“Best friends are one soul in two bodies.”

“Don’t hide behind a mask, because you don’t know who could fall for your eyes.”

“God made the land, God made the sea, he need a princess, so he made ME.”

“Tears are the souls blood, if you don’t let them flew you would eventually die.”

“Letters start with ABC, Numbers with 123, Music with DO RE MI, but true love start with you and me.”

“I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close…It scares me.”

“Every rose would eventually turn black.”

“I’m ready to meet my maker, but is my maker ready for the ordeal of meeting me?”

“Every women should had 4 pets; a mink in the closet, a tiger in the bed, a jaguar in the garage, and a jacka to paid for everything.”

“Suicide is man’s way of telling God; “You can’t fire me I QUIT.””

“NO! The fire in the background is a figment of your imagination… I didn’t do it! ”

“If it weren’t for caffeine, I would have no personality what so ever.”

“Love is friendship on fire.”

“Of all sad words of pen and tongue the saddest are, “It might have been.””

“I’m not strong…I just never let you see me cry.”

“Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall… There is only now.” –Saphira, from ‘Eldest’

“Oh…do you care? I still do feel for you…What should be lost in there……” –Beautyofthebeast

““I love you” are eight letters, so is “Bullshit.””

“…Therefore the important thing in doing battle is victory…”

“…When you love, make it last a long time…”

“It’s better to be silence and be though a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”

“To a well organized mind, death is the next adventure.”

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.”

“A dream is an answer to a question we haven’t yet learned how to ask.”

“One day you’ll come to me and ask me what’s more important; your or my life. I’ll say my life and you’ll wake away never knowing that you are my life.”

“I’ll love you always… because always is longer than forever.”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

'There is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there was someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard.''

How Far is Near? How Near Is Far? If you're looking up, we see the same star.

If life gives you lemons; make grape juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it

From Kohanita

Heed the words of Uncle Yo

Uncle Yo’s Commandments for Watching New Anime

Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…

Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.

Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.

Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.

Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.

Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.

Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.

Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.

Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegel and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants

From LadyAmazon

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an article on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't exist...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King 12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

Leaf-Takukalu -.- weird

"It doesn't have to have a point. That what makes it candy." -Charle Bucket (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Movie))

"If you ever think you've made bad decisions just remember what it must feel like to be one of the 12 publishers that turned down Harry Potter." - (pic on Facebook)

"I wasn't born a jedi

I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight.

I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.

Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty." - yet another pic on Facebook.

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunettes remember it in the morning.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

11 people were on a rope, under a helicopter-10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because other wise they were all going to fall.They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speech. she said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a women, she was used to giving up everthing for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrfices with little in return. as soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping... IDIOTS! IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN/GIRL POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE SO OTHER INTELLIGENT WOMEN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT!!

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot /B: Loves people /C: A good kisser /D: Makes people laugh /E: Has gorgeous eyes /F: People wild and crazy adore you /G: Very outgoing /H: Easy to fall in love with/I: Loves to smile and laugh /J: Really sweet /K: Really silly /L: Smile to die for /M: Makes dating fun /N: Can kick the shit out of you /O: Has one of the best personalities ever /P: Popular with all types of people /Q: A hypocrite /R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend /S: Cute /T: A very good kisser /U: Is very sexual/ V: Not judgemental /W: Very broad minded /X: Never let people tell you what to do /Y: Is loved by everyone /Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Leaf-Smile to die for(*smiles*), has gorgeous eyes (Why thank you*batting eyelids*), hot (it is summer right now), People wild and crazy adore you (just ask my friends)

From kage kitsune 14

- 50 Q’s w/ My Answers -

1.You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy?

honey soy chicken red rock deli chips, peach ice tea

2.If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

A seal or dolphin those are the best ones

3. Who's your favourite redhead?

Um the guy who plays ron in the harry potter movies?

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

I dont know what that is...

5. Last book you read?

Hunger Games: Catching Fire

6. Describe your mood with one word.

Bored

7. Describe the last time you were injured.

Yesterday my cat bit me cause she's a cranky fluff

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

None I get tired of people real easy... but if I had to pick someone I'd go with WarriorSedra that way I have someone to talk anime with at least

9. Rock concert or symphony?

neither I like nightcore, jpop and regular pop

10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?

A picture of the main protagonists from X and Y pokemon and on the home screen Yugi and Yami as nekojin

11. Favourite soft drink?

Fanta, tropical passito

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

A Tshirt that is grey and black with fillish type sleeve. A black love heart in the middle that says Love

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

A helicopter. Imagine how boss it would be to show up in helicopter everywhere -

14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres?

The Book Theif

15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on:

Yami and Yugi from Yugioh, Calem from pokemon x and y, N from pokemon black and white, Jack from rise of the guardians and many others i don't have time to mention >o

16. What's your favourite kind of cake?

Choclate, marble, rainbow and cold rock ice cream cake

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Indian style chicken wraps

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A printer

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

I try to but I sometimes do it after ive taken the shoes off

20. Favourite toy as a child?

Stuffed teddies (plural cause Ive had more than one favourite teddy due to losing them so much)

21. Do you buy your food at the store?

Where else would I buy it?

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Of course dont they do that with everyone

23. When's the last time you had gummy worm

hnnn i dunno but probably not very long cause I love candy

24. What's your favourite fruit?

Mangoes and strawberries :9

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

I can do a cartwheel but I dont think theres any pictures of me doing one

26. Do you like running long distances?

Noooooooooo! the horror!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

I've never seen snow let alone touched it let alone eaten it. I have had a snow cone before though not the same thing.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

White with purple ovales on them

29. What's your favourite flower?

Red rose, lavender, lily

30. Do you do ballet?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! No. I can dance but not that kind more the kind i make up as i go along

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Pfft never

32. What is the 1st TV theme song that pops in your head?

Cat Planet Cuties

33. Do you watch SpongeBob?

Hmph rarely when Im somewhere that has cable and there nothing better on

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

about 27degrees C according to the weather forecast

35. Do people consider you smart?

Maybe theyd probably think quiet or perhaps loner as well. Well when my buds aren't around anyway

36. How many piercings do you have?

None dont really see the point Im not trying to impress anyone

37. Are you signed on AIM?

What's that?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together

Yeah to make glue spider webs I also tried to glue one of my enimies to their chair at school in grade... 3 I think. that didnt work out as well as I planned. Also got caught...

39. How do you feel about your family?

Sigh younger sister annoying but intrest sharer, older sister role model and go to for advice loving, older brother finicky a bit of a temper but interest sharer, dad smart helpful hard worker, mum annoying one point focuser but loving. Despite there bad points I still love them all no matter how annoying they can be.

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yes!My prized possenion my music, dreams, ideas and fanfiction transporter its very important to me.

41. What time do you go to bed?

10pm school nights, 11pm weekends, whatever time i want school holidays.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

dont have a cd player or cds but im listening to ed sheeran the city and singing

43. What film do you know every line to?

Jurassic Park all three of them.

44. What is your favourite salad dressing?

french or balsamic.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

New pokemon game.

46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you?

my grandparents

47. Do you like hugs?

Of course depends on whose giving them to me. My little sister not so much. my parents yep. friends okay.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach:

Before my test at the end of last year

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

My first and last name. first name only has four letters but people seem to think its all one sylable and last names they add in a sound sometimes

50. Do you watch football?

Hah no Im an assie and i hate watching sports but if i were to watch anything itd be cricket

Can't eat pigs, swine flu...

Can't eat chicken, bird flu...

Can't eat beef, mad cow...

Can't eat eggs, salmonella...

Can't eat fish, metal poisoning in water...

Can't eat fruits and vegetables, e-coli...

I believe that leaves chocolate and ice-cream!

If you like chocolate repost this in your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing and maybe doodling or slaping the face of the dead.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Wouldn't you rather set sail on a sea of forgiveness

No I'd rather set sail on the titanic. At least those people had a good meal before the ship went down.

Shaggy: We're gonna die!

Daphne: Think positivly.

Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

Hey did you get the memo. What memo? SHUT UP!

From MicarulousVeemon

Stop the Pairing Wars

By copying and pasting this oonto your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your own opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

RoseKatChan

"When will you understand that I have never believed that a woman is subservient to a man? Men will have you believe such a thing because it is actually their side of the species that remains the powerless one, not us. We, you and I, have minds designed to see us through. It is why our hearts can be broken so easily by a man. It is our faulting flaw that we think too much where they do not think at all." - Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 31)

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." -William Shakespeare

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”- George Orwell

“Death smiles at us, and all we can do is smile back”- from ‘Gladiator’

"Forever on the fringe of his thoughts, forever in his mind, but never within his grasp." -Ardina ("Embrace" chpt. 34)

"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; take honor from me and my life is done." -William Shakespeare

"But he that does not grasp the thorns should never crave the rose." -Anne Bronte

“Your incompetence is most taxing.”- Viktor, from ‘Underworld’

“ ‘There will come a time when you’ll have the chance to do the right thing.’ ‘I love those moments… I like to wave at them as they pass by.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”- The bible

“There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats.”- H.L. Mencken

“All that glitters is not gold. All that wanders is not lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien, ‘The Hobbit.’

“If you can’t do it with one bullet, don’t do it at all!”- Alan Q., ‘LXG’

“ ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit’ as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such, suffer from it… a lot.”

“Evil men triumph when good men do nothing.” – Superman

“If there be light, then there is darkness; if cold, heat; if height, depth; if solid, fluid; if rough, smooth; if calm, tempest; if prosperity, adversity; if life, death.” –Pythagoras

“If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.” –Baruch Spinoza

"When the student is ready, the master appears." -Buddhist Proverb

"There are some remedies worse than the disease." -Publilius Syrus

"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought." -Henri Louis Bergson

"He who has seen present things has seen all, both everything which has taken place from all eternity and everything which will be for time -without end; for all things are of one kin and of one form." -Marcus Aurelius

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius; Gladiator

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - President Harry S. Truman

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else" -John Burroughs

"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel." -Carl W. Buechner

"The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything -as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse" -Carlos Castenada

"Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise, risking more than others think is safe, dreaming more than others think is practical, and expecting more than others think is possible."

"Courage is fear holding on a minute longer." -General George S. Patton

"What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream." -Mike Melville

"Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it." -Irving Berlin

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -Thomas Edison

"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." -Michelangelo

"We will either find a way or make one." -Hannibal

"The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything." -Thomas Edison

"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lombardi

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -Bill Cosby

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves." -Lestat, from 'Interview with the Vampire'

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." -General George S. Patton

"Look not mournfully into the past, it comes not back again. Wisely improve the present, it is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future without fear and with a manly heart." -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McClosky

"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." -Clarence Darrow

"A visionary is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." -Oscar Wilde

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -Pablo Picasso

"Achievement starts when you know that your present place in life does not determine how far you will go. Its only purpose is to remind you where you started." -Keith D. Harrell

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -J. Michael Straczynski

"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut." -Albert Einstein

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle." -Rita Mae Brown

"The 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.”

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.”

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"She's either a very ugly girl or a very pretty monster." -Lou Costello

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

"I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls... And then I met you."

"Be nice to the nerds. One day you'll be working for them" -Bill Gates

"Do you know what your sin is?" "Right now I'm gonna go with rage, but I'm a fan of all seven." - Mal, from 'Serenity'

“‘This dock is off limits to civilians.’ ‘I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.’” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“Do me a favor. I know it’s very difficult for you but please stay here and try not to do anything… stupid.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

“So, who wants to go down into the creepy tunnel through the tomb first?”- Riley, from ‘National Treasure’

“Dear Buddha… I want a pony.”- Mal, from ‘Serenity’

“Of all the things I’ll lose, I miss my mind the most.”

“Haven’t you been paying attention? Killing is what I do. It's what I’m good at!” – from ‘Ultraviolet’

“Someday we’ll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.”

“Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach the rest of the time… the wait is simply too long.”- Leonard Bernstien

If I Am Ever the Hero...

1. I will maintain no association with sidekicks who employ prostitutes. While such entertainment doubtlessly relieves my comrade of the wearying burden of the Heroic Struggle, the women met in this fashion tend to filch artifacts needed to defeat the Evil Overlord, act as his spies and/or assassins, carry unpleasant diseases, and (worst of all) get me in trouble with my True Love.

2. I will ignore the Evil Overlord's arguments revolving around honor and/or morality. If he were really all that worked up about either, he would never have become an Evil Overlord in the first place.

3. When the Evil Overlord takes hostages, I will presume the hostages dead and hold a memorial service. Any promises made by the Evil Overlord regarding their safe return shall be summarily ignored. My loved ones will be warned to expect this.

4. I will not walk alone and undisguised into a bar in the Evil Overlord's territory in order to meet with an ex-associate who said a bunch of damaging things about me in one of the Evil Overlord's propaganda pieces.

5. When the Evil Overlord is hanging on the cliff by his fingers, I will not try to help him up. If time and means are available, I'll kill him then and there.

6. When I am advised to destroy a magical artifact taken from the Evil Overlord, I will do so.

7. Anyone inquiring after the secret of my strength will be fed a line of plausible baloney as to how this strength can be lost. If the bogus advice is followed, the leak shall be properly investigated.

8. If an associate begins to transform into something large and threatening, I will immediately act to neutralize the threat, and not wait until the transformation is complete. Likewise, if an enemy begins to metamorphose into something else, I will immediately start whacking away at it, instead of watching in fascination.

9. I will take no oath of unquestioning obedience, nor any oath of obedience to persons of unproved character.

10. I will reveal to each comrade a different clue for distinguishing me from an impostor, so that if one of them betrays me and an impostor is sent in my place, the others will still be able to catch on to the charade.

11. I will never assume that an enemy is dead unless the remains are available for examination, and will keep in mind the possibility of cloning technology or resurrection magic.

12. I will employ some manner of surveillance so that when I leave a room and a traitorous comrade gives me the Malicious Scowl or Wicked Leer to my back, I will have ample warning of his impending betrayal.

13. Self-appointed prophets who deliver elliptically-worded warnings will be politely asked to rephrase their utterances in plainer terms. If said prophet refuses the request, a five-year-old child will be asked to explain the meaning of the prophecy.

14. I will waste no time trying to get the rich to join in my rebellion. The only way to stay rich in the Evil Overlord's realm is to collaborate with him, and any rich people who truly feel guilty about this will serve the rebellion better by not openly joining.

15. If my Mentor tells me that I am not yet ready to confront the Evil Overlord, I will quietly accept his judgement and remain to complete my training.

16. If one of the Bad Guys manages to kill my Mentor, I'm clearly not prepared to immediately avenge him; I will retreat and develop my skills.

17. I shall arrange my personal affairs so that it doesn't matter if someone learns my secret identity.

18. If I am granted a vision of the future, I will not try to prevent anything that I see. It never works.

19. If I am forced to make a choice between saving a friend or lover and fulfilling my mission, I will remind myself that failing to accomplish the mission will probably result in their death anyway, and go on with the mission.

20. If I am captured by the Evil Overlord and escape, I will assume that he is tracking me in some manner. If I am going to the hidden rebel base, I'll first go to an alternate location, change clothing, equipment, and means of transportation, and then go to the hidden rebel base.

21. If any of my associates mysteriously disappears, and then returns behaving in an uncharacteristic manner, I will immediately presume that their loyalty has been compromised by the Evil Overlord.

22. Old flames that join the rebellion will be assigned duties that preclude contact with me. This not only protects me from any attempt by the Evil Overlord to use them as agents, but also keeps my True Love from leaving me in a fit of misplaced jealousy.

23. I will presume that the Evil Overlord is working to nullify my secret powers. I shall therefore obtain the means to fight that do not rely on these secret powers.

24. If I enter into alliances with the Evil Overlord, I will bear in mind that the rationale he has given for the alliance is not the Unvarnished Truth, and that he will betray me at the moment most advantageous to him.

25. I will never travel back into the past in order to prevent the current situation. It never works.

26. No matter how sincere he looks, I will never shake the Evil Overlord's hand.

27. When my powerful wizard friend fails to return at the appointed time, I won't wait until after my birthday to start my Perilous Journey. I will set out immediately.

28. Anything that appears to have been too easy--escaping the Evil Overlord's fortress, defeating the Eldritch Horror, etc.--probably was too easy.

29. If the Evil Overlord invites me to go on a hunt with him, I will decline the invitation.

30. If I have a copy of the Evil Overlord's plans and my capture is imminent, I will not send the only copy of those plans away with a cute little sidekick. I will make many copies of the plans and send them away with many cute little sidekicks.

31. If I maintain a secret identity, I will keep my transformation ritual as simple and quick as possible so that I cannot be interrupted during it.

32. I will not keep information secret in order to prevent widespread hysteria; it never works.

33. My fortress will include a holding room for any annoying kids, nerds, would-be love interests and other wannabe-types who follow me there and insist on joining my group. They will be kept in this room until the Evil Overlord is defeated. If there are holodecks available, I will throw the wannabe into it while he/she is asleep and activate the Epic Adventure program.

34. When the Evil Overlord's Seductive Daughter tries to subvert me through her womanly wiles, I will keep in mind the diseases she is likely to have caught from all the netherwordly creatures with whom she is probably also consorting, as well as the possibility that the Evil Overlord has a hidden camera/crystal ball trained on me and is forcing my True Love to watch.

35. I will not needlessly expose myself to enemy gunfire, hand-to-hand combat, or dogfights.

36. There are three dimensions in space. I do not have to attack in the same plane as the opponent.

37. I will not count on other rebels being as self-sacrificing as I.

38. I do not need to give the Overlord a fair chance. Shooting him in the back works for me.

39. I will never say "This one is mine!" and engage in a one-on-one struggle with the Evil Overlord or any of his henchmen; however, I might say "This one is mine!" and stand back while my comrades, by prior arrangement, pump all available firepower into the now-distracted target.

40. If my village allies defeat the elite forces of the Evil Overlord, I will take a few minutes to learn how they did it and incorporate the information gained into my strategies.

41. If my True Love is captured and forced into marriage with the Evil Overlord, I will not attempt to rescue her until after the ceremony, unless said ceremony will irrevocably harm or alter her in some way.

42. If she doesn't already know, I shall train my True Love in the art of unarmed combat, so that when the Evil Overlord uses her as a human shield she can slam her heel between his legs.

43. Likewise, if she doesn't already know, I shall train my True love in the art of armed combat, to the extent that her natural talents allow.

44. If through skill or luck I defeat a better-armed opponent, I will at least try to get his/her/its weapons.

45. When I and my companions sneak into the Evil Overlord's stronghold through some unorthodox route such as the main drain, and it appears to be completely unguarded, we will stop and discuss possible explanations for that observation, rather than simply praising our good luck and pressing blithely on.

46. After killing a few dozen faceless, anonymous grunts in the Legion of Doom without a second thought, I will not suddenly take a merciful attitude with the Evil Overlord, his family, his lieutenants, or anyone else with a speaking part.

47. When I kill one of the Evil Overlord's deer, I will not lug it to his castle and wave it in his face just to make some obscure point, only to wind up having to fight my way out of his castle. I'll just take it home and enjoy some venison.

48. I will remember that if the Bad Guy tries to kill enough people, no one will mind too much if I kill him instead of merely disarming him. Especially if it looks like an accident.

49. If I am offered two explanations for a phenomenon, one logical and scientific and the other a load of New Age claptrap, I will accept the scientific explanation.

50. My robots will be programmed to speak only when they have something useful to say. That way I will not be tempted to ignore them when they have critical information.

51. When I state my intention to do something and one of my robots interrupts me, I will at least hear it out.

52. I will wear different outfits from day to day, so that the Evil Overlord's henchmen will not be able to spot me at a glance.

53. If I lose a hand and have it replaced with a prosthesis, the prosthesis will have a functional weapon built in to it. I can use it to surprise Bad Guys and open canned goods.

54. I will not have sex with anyone before a battle. They will either die or betray me during the battle.

55. High-sounding directives notwithstanding, I will never value culture above sentient life.

56. If I get incriminating evidence about an enemy or a superior, I will make several copies, and store each in a different location. I will not surrender the sole copy to anyone. If ordered to destroy the copies, I will do so, after first making more copies.

57. I will not try to make comrades run faster by yanking on their arms. I will instead advise them to stop turning around to look at the pursuing danger (rats, lava, etc.).

58. I will not make the sidekick wait somewhere while I go on ahead. He'll only get into worse trouble than he otherwise would.

59. Every member of the rebellion will have DNA tests to bring any existing blood relationships to light.

60. When five seconds can mean the difference between the survival and destruction of the galaxy, I will keep my wistful expressions of undying fealty, love, or regret to a minimum.

61. After knocking out a bad guy, I will kill him silently if I can, cripple him silently if I can't kill him, or disarm him if I can neither kill nor cripple him. If I fail to do any of these, he will come to and jump me from behind.

62. My loyal, trusted and heavily armed bodyguards will always be on hand.

63. I will never leave my True Love and/or family unguarded unless they can defend themselves.

64. I will always pack as much firepower as I can.

65. I will never allow my people to speak to prisoners alone, but I will sometimes appear to do so.

66. I will maintain constant surveillance on all prisoners in case one of my people tries something behind my back.

67. If I discover a mysterious pod in my home, barn, spaceship, or alien territory, I will not stick my face into it or pick it up to see if it is alive. Instead I will have it examined via remote-controlled robot.

68. I will not trust a being with an inordinate number of tentacles.

69. I will always read the fine print.

70. Being captured by the Evil Overlord is one way to learn his secret plans, but there are innumerable other ways that are better, and they will be tried first.

71. My weapon of choice will be the one that allows the greatest distance between me and my target.

72. When I am forced to decide which of two identical people is the Trusted Ally and which is the Evil Doppelganger, I will stun them both and sort things out in the brig.

73. When I make my escape from the Evil Overlord's encampment, I will sabotage as much of the enemy's pursuit capacity (horses, jeeps, rocket bikes, etc) as opportunity permits, sparing only enough for the use of my companions and me.

74. If my trusty sidekick always blurts out the fact that I am carrying the most powerful magic object in the world, then I will get a sidekick who is less of a blabbermouth.

75. No robots serving with me will be permitted to have emotion chips.

76. I will be courteous to all, whether friend, foe, or neutral. Especially neutral.

77. I will wear a utility belt. Not everything I need will be kept there, but I will pretend that I am helpless without it in order to fool the Evil Overlord.

78. I will treat law enforcement officials with respect, permit them to handle affairs that are within their capacity, and solicit their advice when circumstances allow. This will establish mutual respect and a good rapport.

79. If I have a weakness, I will look for a Sidekick who does not share it. Failing that, I will form a mutual-support association with a Hero not sharing this weakness.

80. When sneaking into the fortress of the Evil Overlord, I will disguise myself as someone whose normal behavior I can emulate.

81. If I am in dire straits due to a lack of the rare substance that fuels my ship, I will scan my environs for supplies of the substance, paying especial attention to the natives' jewelry and other decorative artifacts.

82. My guards will be instructed so that when a voice around the corner says "come here," they will assume the speaker to be an intruder and respond accordingly.

83. If I am forced to retreat after being ambushed by overwhelming forces, I will not run home where it's safe; whoever is behind the ambush probably has plans for me when I get there.

84. I almost certainly have an Evil Twin running around somewhere, if not by birth then as a creation of the Evil Overlord. I will keep an eye out for him, and plan accordingly.

85. I will never allow fashion sense to prevent me from carrying whatever is useful or needful for the Heroic Struggle.

86. When the Evil Overlord tries to guilt-trip me by claiming that I'll be responsible for something he plans to do if I don't cooperate with him, I'll mercilessly quote Ayn Rand to him.

87. If the Evil Overlord wears a mask hiding his features, it's either because he doesn't want to be recognized or because he's bodaciously ugly. I will psych myself up for the shock resulting from either cause when I rip the mask off of him.

88. When someone opens the Eldritch Portal to Hell, and I have the means to close it, I will employ said means immediately, and not stop to explain things to everyone.

89. People who whine about not being trusted are either (a.) Operatives for the Evil Overlord; (b.) Mind-controlled by the Evil Overlord; (c.) Totally clueless about concepts like OPSEC and need-to-know; or (d.) Dangerously neurotic and/or immature; and are consequently not to be trusted.

90. If a mystic proclaims that my destiny is to "defeat the darkness," "bring freedom to the downtrodden," or some such other glorious accomplishment, I will immediately begin preparations for the role. I will not wait for the mystic and several other innocents to get rubbed out by the Evil Overlord.

91. If my powers depend on a talisman in my possession, I will never openly display it, but keep it hidden in my codpiece/brassiere; a flashy, gaudy article of jewelry, having no mystical potency of any kind, will be brandished when I employ my super powers.

92. I will begin my lifelong fight against crime immediately upon discovery of my powers, instead of withholding my assistance from the police, thereby allowing a minor criminal to escape and murder one of my loved ones.

93. When I am about to enter the Evil Overlord's hideout, I will have it surrounded by friendly forces so that they can detain him if he sneaks out the back door while I kick down the front door.

94. If I discover that one of my comrades in the Heroic Struggle has a Dark Secret (i.e., is passing as the opposite gender, is a close relative of the Evil Overlord, etc.), I will not dismiss them without further justification.

95. The assistance of politicians will be obtained by appealing to their self-interest. Any politician who appears to be cooperating with me out of the kindness of his heart is actually plotting to betray me at some point.

96. If my Mentor is slain in combat with the Evil Overlord or his henchmen, I will withdraw quietly, instead of shouting "Noooooo!" at the top of my lungs.

97. Mountains and castles that are shaped like skulls, hideous faces, fists, etc., are the very Lairs of Evil. All visits will be planned accordingly.

98. Female sidekicks who are loyal and dependable make much better True Loves than do vain, pampered princesses who never give me the time of day.

99. I will ascertain the whereabouts of all relatives and possible progeny from past love affairs. It's a sure bet that the ones for whom I cannot account are now working for, or actually might be, the Evil Overlord.

100. I will not spurn the assistance of a hermit/scholar merely because my other associates claim he is insane.

101. If I find myself born or drafted into a universe wherein the laws of nature do not obey consistent principles, I will depart for an alternate universe created by a more reasonable author.

The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

25 TRUTHS OF LIFE...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

ELEVEN RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.

2. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.

3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear trousers so loose that they are falling off their hips. Don't take this as an insult: you and all of your friends are morons. But I want to be fair and open minded about this, so I propose this: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and you pants ten sizes too big: but in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, fall off your ass during the course of your date with my daughter, I will use my nail gun to fasten your trousers securely to your waist.

4. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing some kind of "barrier method" can kill you. Let me elaborate on this: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.

5. You may think that in order for us to know each other better we could talk about sports, politics, or other social issues. Do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you will have my daughter safely back here at this house, and that the only words I need from you on this are "Early, sir".

6. You may be popular at school with many opportunities to date other girls. I have no problem with this as long as it is okay with my little girl. Once you have gone out with my little girl, you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

7. As you wait at the door for my daughter to come out and more than an hour goes by, I do not want to hear you sigh or watch you fidget. If you wanted to be on time for movies, then you shouldn't be dating. My daughter will be putting on her makeup, a process that takes longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, you may change the oil in my car.

8. The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:

-Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wood stool,
-Places where there are no parents, policemen or nuns in sight,
-Places where there is darkness
-Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness
-Places where the temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops or midriff T-shirts
-movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes, these will be avoided.

9. The following places are appropriate for my daughter:

-Movies that feature chainsaws are okay
-Hockey games are ok
-Old folk's homes are better

10. Never lie to me. I may seem to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged has-been dipshit; but on issues relating to my daughter I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have only one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but. I have 3 shotguns, two 30-06 rifles, a meatsaw, a shovel, and five acres in back. Do not mess with me.

11. And finally, be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy. While you're out with my daughter and the Agent Orange starts acting up the voices tell me to clean my guns while I wait for you to bring her home. As soon as you pull up into the driveway, come out of your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password. Report clearly that you have brought my daughter back both safely and early. Then return to your car. There is no need to come inside. And incidentally, the camouflaged face at the window is mine.

From Kohanita

If you're obsessed with Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy this into your profile.

If you like Kid Flash as much as I do (or almost) copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a pessimistic optimist, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile

From Enrawitch98

What you all Wanna know!

FOODOLOGY*

1. What is your salad dressing of choice? French or Balsamic

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Sizzler, hogbreath.

3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? I don't think I could do that

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice? olives, capsicum, tomatoes, ham, peppironi and cheese

5. What do you like to put on your toast? magerine, vegemite, peanut butter

TECHNOLOGY*

1. How many televisions are in your house? 2

2. the color of your cell phone? non-existant

3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band? 20 seconds

4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has? I have no idea what that is nor how many i have

BIOLOGY*

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed? right-handed

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? well all my baby teeth have fallen out

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted? a three seater leather couch

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? no and thank God for that

BULLCRAPOLOGY*

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no way that would ruin my day and every day leading up to it so depressing

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Katrina or any other name where i could have a cat nickname

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? maybe just to see how hot it is

DUMBOLOGY*

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 2

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops? never

3. Last person you talked to? My sister

4. Last person you hugged? sister

FAVORITOLOGY*

1. Season? fall

2. Holiday? Easter

3. Day of the week? Saturday and Sunday

4. Month? April

CURRENTOLOGY*

1. Missing someone? Not really

2. Mood? Pretty good just finished my exams -

3. Listening to? Nightcore

4. Watching? Anime

RANDOMOLOGY*

1. First place you went this morning? to a math exam

2. What's the last movie you saw? Frozen

3. Do you smile often? Of course to the right people ;)

4. Sleeping Alone Tonight? *chokes* yes, yes I will be and the next night and the next night for however many years until i get married

OTHER-OLOGY*

1. Do you always answer your phone? of course

2. It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? my sister sending my lol cat pictures

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be? greenish hazel

4. Do you own a digital camera? YEP!

5. Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes I have them now

6. Favorite Christmas song(s)? Rudoph the rednose raindeer

7. What's on your wish list for your birthday? music, books, a new lap top

8. Can you do push ups? barely

9. Can you do a chin up? yes not very many

10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited? both

11. Do you have any saved texts? no i dont think so

12. Ever been in a car wreck? Nope

13. Do you have an accent? I have been told i can sound australian when i want to but i dont notice accents so i dont know if i have one

14. What is the last song to make you cry? song not recently if ever

15. Plans tonight? eat dinner watch tv and sleep

16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yes but everything always gets better with time

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. candy, cherry ripe and sushi

18. Have you ever been given roses? no but id like some one day

19. Current worry? my sister who hurt her foot

20. Current hate right now? not really anyone

21. Met someone who changed your life? probably but ud never know unless you saw how your life would have been

22. How will you bring in the New Year? Celebrating with my family

23. What song represents you? Pikagirl, headphones, gold

24. Name three people who might complete this? me, myself and I

25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? no i wouldnt want to alter anything

27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings? nope

28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? Probably not unless the right person comes along

29. Does anyone love you? Of course! my friends and family and I love them too! -

30. Ever had someone sing to you? happy birthday!

31. When did you last cry? a week or two ago

32. Do you like to cuddle? Yes I love cuddling especially with the right person

33. Have you held hands with anyone today? unfortunatly not

34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? whatever was new

35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? I guess old since theyve been around for more than a year or two

36. Do you like pulpy orange juice? YES!

37. Do you believe angels walk among us? Of course they take care of us and watch over us in the hardest of times.

MY FANGIRL SQUEALS!

If you could marry one fictional character, who would it be? (As in, who do you think would make a good spouse?)

AWWW... what no harems. Lets see only one I'm top most N fangirl so he would be my first choice.

If you could date/fool around with a fictional character, who would it be?

Yami from yugioh

If you could break up/prevent-the-getting-together of one fictional couple, who would it be?

Any Yaoi relationship that is not offically implied or has evidence in the canon. I dont like it when people make character gay for their enjoyment so they can have "double candy" or any other relationships that have no evidence for that matter. But I especially hate Yami x Tea and or Yugi x Tea I dislike her greatly.

What fictional couple would you want to see making out?

N and White. Ferriswheel shipping all the way.

If you could combine up to three fetishy anime traits into an ideal partner for you, what three would they be?

Oh if they could be some kind of animal person or demon that'd be great, if they had a six pack I'd faint, also some kind of defining trait like crazy hair, a tatoo/birthmark as long as its tasteful and a good personality

If you were the opposite gender, what fictional character would you choose to date?

A spitfire like Katara or at least someone who could defend themself

Which Host Club member [Ouran High School Host Club] would you pick if you had to choose one? (The twins count as one>:D)

The Twins cause I think they're cute and i think they're quite funny too but i haven't watched the show very much

Which Vampire [Vampire Knight] would you want to bite you?

Honestly Kaname I'd ship Yuki and Zero together i find sibling relationships creepy *shivers*

Which zodiac member [Fruits Basket] would you want to hook up with?

Well cat's are my favourite animal buy I'd have to go with Rat boy whose name escapes me cause I like how gentle and charming he is but also how helairous it is he can beat Kyo everytime, he seems like the kind of guy who'd treat you right

Which country from Hetalia would you date?

No idea

Which guy from Yu Yu Hakusho is your favorite?

No Idea

If you could enter the universe of any series as your own OC-What series would it be? And what are the first things you’d do?

Of course a pokemon oc into gen 5 preferibly replacing white is possible ;P

If you could replace one of the 10 sailor scouts [Sailor Moon] who would it be?

Sailor Mars cause red is my favourite colour and itd be interesting to have fire power for once. That or sailor moon herself cause she gets tuxido mask ;)

Do you consider yourself the Betty or the Veronica? [As in, the trope: ]

Probably a betty cause I don't see myself as an 'exotic beauty' or that i have an 'icy personality' or a B*tch for that matter

Who was your first fictional crush?

Probably Ash from Pokemon, Matt from digimon, TK from digimon and that blonde guy from tokyo mew mew

Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.

last night i lay in bed i look up at the stars in the sky and i thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

  • a computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
  • the worst excuse for not turning in your homework, i couldn't find anyone to copy it off of.
  • i hope i didn't brain my damage!
  • whats the point o f going out some where, we're just gonna end up back here anyway...
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE EXPIRED!!!!?????
  • Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
  • Of all the things I've lost, i miss my mind the most.
  • Come to the dark side. we have COOKIES!!!
  • Yes i hit like a girl, you could too if you hit a bit harder.
  • I'm the girl that can watch hundreds of horror films, but screams at the top of her lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
  • I'm not insane, i just do what ever the voices tell me to do.
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head!
  • they say love is around the corner, then i must be walking circles.
  • "What is that?" "A pressure sensitive trigger plate." "Oh cool, ive always wanted a PRESSURE SENSITIVE TRIGGER PLATE!"-ICarly.
  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  • There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
  • Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
  • Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
  • Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.
  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  • All of Gibbs Rules

    1. Never let suspects stay together. And never screw over your partner.
    2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
    3. Don't believe what you are told. Double check. And never be unreachable.
    4. If you have a secret the best thing to do is to keep it to yourself. The second best is to tell one person if you must. There is now third best.
    5. You don't waste good.
    6. Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
    7. Be specific when you lie.
    8. Never take anything for granted.
    9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
    10. Never get personally involved in a case.
    11. When the job is done, walk away.
    12. Never date a coworker.
    13. Never, ever involve lawyers.

    15. Always work as a team.

    16. If someone thinks that they have the upper hand, break it.

    18. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission

    22. Never, EVER interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.

    23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

    27. There are only two ways to follow someone: 1st way - They never notice you. 2nd way - They only notice you.

    35. Always watch the watchers.

    36. If you feel like you are being played, you probably are.

    38. Your case, your lead.

    39. There is no such thing as coincidence.

    40. If it seems that someone is out to get you, they are.

    42. Don't ever accept an apology from someone that just sucker-punched you.

    44. First things first, hide the women and the children.

    45. Clean up your messes.

    51. Sometimes you're wrong.

    69. Never trust a woman that doesn't trust her man.

    Blonde: What does IDK mean?

    Friend: I don't know...

    Blonde: OMG NOBODY KNOWS!

    Friend: -_-

    This is Bob

    Bob likes you

    Bob likes sharp things

    I suggest you run from Bob

    Yesterday is history

    Tomorrow is a mystery

    Today is a gift...

    That's why it is called the present

    I run with scissors... It makes me feel dangerous.

    Say no to drugs.

    Say yes to tacos.

    When nothing goes right. Go left.

    Friend: What's the capital of Texas?

    Blonde: T

    That depressing moment when you dip you cookie in milk for too long , it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

    Nothing is very hard to do...

    you never know when your finished.

    Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

    I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

    Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

    Can I be honest with you? No please lie to me!

    When someone knocks on your door... 10% say " who is it?" 64% look through the peep hole 25% open the door 1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer.

    " Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

    Never go to bed angry... Stay awake and plot your revenge.

    If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

    Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

    Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

    29 Reasons Why Girls Are The Best:

    1.We got off the Titanic first

    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

    7. Taxis stop for us.

    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

    You Might Be An Author If...

    1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

    2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

    3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

    4. Spell check is your best friend.

    5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

    6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters

    7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

    8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

    9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

    10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

    11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

    12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

    13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

    14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

    15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

    16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

    17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

    18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

    19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

    20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

    21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

    22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

    23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

    24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

    25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

    26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

    27. You dream about your stories.

    28. You dream of new stories.

    29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

    30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

    I am a book freak, yes.

    So what?

    While I hole myself up in a good story,

    you're off reading things from Facebook.

    While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

    you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

    While I learn things you cannot imagine,

    you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

    I know more about some characters than I do myself—

    characters you will never know.

    I can survive my whole life in a world—

    a world you will never see.

    I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

    all of which you will never meet.

    I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

    and you would never tell the difference.

    I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

    something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

    I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

    I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

    I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

    I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

    I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

    I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

    I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

    I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

    Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

    And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

    Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

    Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

    You say that this is something no one can like.

    And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

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    From monzepelmoon

    Puffins are just the cutest things ever!!!!

    I love vampires!!!! (Lets get one thing straight for all of you Twilight fans...They are FAIRIES IN TRAINING !!! They haven't earned their wings.)

    No offense to you twi-hards, I respect that you enjoy these ...vampires...but I just don't...the only thing I like about them would be the Volturi.

    I'd rather the vampire who can basically be a badass over a guy who can sparkle. I mean come on!!!. Vampires die in the sun and it shall stay that way...unless you're Dracula :D


    An Officer’s Life

    You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding,

    He just worked an accident where people died because they were going too fast. ...

    ... *You wonder why that cop was so mean,

    He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid.

    You work for 8 hours,

    He works for up to 18 hours.

    You drink hot coffee to stay awake,

    The cold rain in the middle of the night keeps him awake.

    You complain of a "headache," and call in sick,

    He goes into work still hurt and sore from the guy he had to fight the night before.

    You drink your coffee on your way to the mall,

    He spills his as he runs Code 3 to a traffic crash with kids trapped inside.

    You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house,

    He makes sure his gun is clean and fully loaded and his vest is tight.

    You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you,

    He watches his buddy get shot at, and wounded in front of him.

    You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls,

    He walks down the highway looking for body parts from a traffic crash.

    You complain about how hot it is,

    He wears fifty pounds of gear and a bullet proof vest in July and still runs around chasing crack heads.

    You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong,

    He runs out before he gets his food to respond to an armed robbery.

    You get out of bed in the morning and take your time getting ready,

    He gets called out of bed at 2 am after working 12 hours and has to be into work A.S.A.P. for a homicide.

    You go to the mall and get your hair redone,

    He holds the hair of some college girl while shes puking in the back of his patrol car.

    You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over,

    His shift ended 4 hours ago and there's no end in sight.

    You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight,

    He can't make any plans because on his off days he still gets called back into work.

    You yell and scream at the squad car that just past you because they slowed you down,

    He's in the driver seat of the squad car, going to cut somebody out of their car.

    You roll your eyes when a baby cries in public,

    He picks up a dead child in his arms and prays that it was crying.

    You criticize your police department and say they're never there quick enough,

    He blasts the siren while the person in front of him refuses to move while talking on their cell phone.

    You hear the jokes about fallen officers and say they should have known better,

    He is a hero and runs into situations when everyone else is running away in order to make sure no one else gets hurt and loses his life doing it.

    You are asked to go to the store by your parents, you don't,

    He would take a bullet for his buddy without question.

    You sit there and judge him, saying that it's a waste of money to have them around, Yet as soon as you need help he is there

    From Cereza101

    Life is too short
    Grudges are a waste of pure happiness
    Laugh when you can
    Apologize when you should
    And let go of what you can't change
    Love Deeply and Forgive Quickly
    Take chances. Give everything
    And have no regrets

    Life is too short to be unhappy
    You have to take the good with the bad
    SMILE WHEN YOU'RE SAD
    Love what you got
    And always remember what you had
    Always forgive but never forget
    Learn from your mistakes
    But never regret

    People change, and things go wrong
    But always remember
    LIFE GOES ON!

    From NinjaofSilence

    "I am the embodiment of contradictions, the feeling of ambivalence, the carrier of countless possibilities, I am...only human."

    "Emotions are the wings that allow my dreams to soar to countless heights...but they are also the chains that bind me to this reality."

    "People strive to be unique in their own way but, what they don't realize is, that's what makes us all the same inside."

    We can pray for some higher being to guide us but, ultimately, we're in control of the here and now so don't be surprised when your prayers go unanswered."

    "There are magic and mysteries to be found in reality–you just have to open your mind a bit and really look to see."

    "People can hate hypocrites all they want but they should know that they're often hypocrites themselves, even if they don't realize it."

    From Gin Nanashi

    I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

    I could remove 90 percent of your beauty with a wet Kleenex.

    Guys like you are why girls turn lesbian.

    Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

    When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

    Wow... [Look them up and down] God must hate you.

    Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.

    I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.

    This music is slightly more tolerable than listening to a fat man's wet fart.

    I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. Your just not laughing.

    The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits.

    All people have the right to stupidity; some just abuse that privilege.

    Practice makes perfect, but since nobody's perfect, why practice?

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

    I like you. When I rule the universe, your death will be quick and probably painless

    Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to read a blank page

    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

    Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

    By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

    When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

    America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

    It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.

    According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! Does that sound right? That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

    An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

    All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

    The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

    Tell a someone there are 300 billion stars in the universe and they’ll believe you. Tell them a bench has wet paint on it and they’ll have to touch it to be sure.

    The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

    I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

    There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.

    The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.

    To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior

    I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

    If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

    Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

    Impossibilities of the world

    1. You can't count your hair
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. You can't breath with your tongue out. Put your tongue back in your mouth fool!

    10 Things I Know About You

    1. You are reading this

    2. You are human

    3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips

    4. You just attempted to do it

    6. You are laughing at yourself

    7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5

    8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5

    9. You laugh at this because you are a fool and everyone does it

    10. You are probably gonna share this and see who else falls for it

    There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in America it caught 100, in France 1000, and in Romania, somebody stole the robot.

    I have six locks on my door in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three.

    The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

    First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

    The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.

    It is a bad idea to argue with a fool (an idiot). The idiot will win not because he is right, but because he gets into verbal arguments all the time and has therefore become skilled at them.

    Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

    If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research.

    If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

    God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

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    If you have ever walked into a room and then wondered why you were there, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

    IF YOU THINK THAT WRITING FANFICTION IS FUN EVEN THOUGH MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS SILENTLY DISAGREE AND/OR AUDIBLY TELLS YOU IT’S STUPID, COPY AND PASTE THIS!

    If you have ever written an actual book of your own WHICH IS YOURS PURELY AND ORIGINALLY and then at any time caught yourself wondering why you were thinking about writing fanfiction for your own book, then called yourself crazy because DUH, all you gotta do is just slip that into your book, because you are the actual author and owner and creator –– if you've done that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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    If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word with less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

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    Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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    School – 1953 vs 2013:

    Scenario: Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

    1953: Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his rifle & chats with Jack about guns.

    2013: School goes into lock down, Star Force called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his ute or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1953: Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

    2013: Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1953: Robbie sent to office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2013: Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Robbie has a disability.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1953: Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2013: Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1953: Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

    2013: Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

    1953: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

    2013: Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. AFRE files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

    1953: Ants die.

    2013: Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1953: In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2013: Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

    ...What kind of sick world do we live in!?

    Another awesome thing against racism:

    This happened on TAM airlines.

    A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

    Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

    "What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her

    "Can't you see?" the lady said, "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat!"

    "Please, calm down, ma'am," said the hostess. "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

    The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

    "Ma'am, as I told you, there aren't any empty seats in this class –– economy class. I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

    And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued.

    "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

    And turning to the black man, the hostess said,

    "Which means, sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

    And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene, started applauding, some standing on their feet.

    COPY AND PASTE IF YOU'RE AGAINST RACISM!!!

    Repost if you're against child abuse

    You want to know something that I don't get? Anything that has the word permanent in it. I mean, they're not permanent. Everything fades away eventually. Take this for example. I was walking out of a gas station when I saw this little girl who looked like she was about seven. She was scratched up and crying, and her clothes where tattered and her body covered in dirt and scratches. I walked closer to her and noticed she was sobbing. Totally heart broken, and her face was clean where the tears fell. I noticed everyone was just walking past her, not giving her a second glance. I immediately thought of that old Bible story, the good Samaritan, and felt myself get a little angry. I walked up to the little girl, and knelt down next to her. "Why are you crying?" I asked her gently. She calmed down ever so slightly as she noticed I was standing there. "Why do people think things are permanent?" she asked me, her voice sweet, but there was so much hurt and sorrow in it, I barely noticed. I almost fell on my bottom, the question surprised me, but her voice even more so. I took in her features, or what I saw beneath the dirt. She had pearly white skin, rosy red cheeks and lips, crystal blue eyes, and long, choppy, raven black hair. But her face showed sadness and sorrow, just like her voice.

    "I-I don't know. Because if they believe things are permanent, maybe everything will last." my answer was more like a question, but she didn't seem to notice. She shook her head sadly, her eyes closed tightly. "Nothing last forever. Nothing is permanent. My mommy left me and my daddy in a fire that burned our house down, destroying almost everything we had. We were driving to grandpa's house, when our car broke down, a couple miles back. We've been walking for hours, and daddy is trying to get drinks inside." She took a deep breath, and I could feel my heart shatter as she told me her story. She looked me dead in the eye, her crystal blue eyes had a lonely light in them, and we stared at each other. "Daddy is broken now. So am I. Mommy is with God, but she left us alone. Nothing is permanent. Nothing." she started to cry again, and my heart practically stopped. I picked her up, surprising her so much that she stopped crying and stared at me in shock, and I marched back into the station. "Where is your daddy?" I asked her, and she pointed to a man with the same hair and eyes as the little girl. He too was dirty, his clothes tattered, and had scratches.. He was trying to pay for some water and snacks, but he didn't have enough money. I marched over, shooed him aside, and payed for everything. As I gave them to him, he stared at me in shock, noticing his little girl in my arms, no longer crying, but staring at her dad. He started to say something, but I put the girl down and raised a hand to stop him. "No need to thank me" I said smiling slightly. "You can do that after I drive you to your dad's house." The little girl looked up at me with awe, a hopeful light gleaming in her eyes, and it warmed me to the bone. As I drove back home that night, I thought about what the little girl told me. After a while, I decided that she was absolutely right. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is Permanent.

    True story. Now, I hope that all of you who think that life if perfect, all of you who think that it'll stay that way forever, get that it won't be like that for ever. And that you won't just sit back, not worrying one bit about the next day, because you have everything right now. News flash, everything and anything could change your life at the worst times, and not always for the good. You could lose everything. If this story made you think about life, or anything in general, really isn't 'permanent', or that you totally agree with me, copy this onto your profile, and send this same message that I just sent you. Remember, NOTHING IS PERMANENT.

    A student got a 0% on the following exam even when he didn't get anything wrong. How is that?

    Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die?

    A: In his last battle

    Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

    A: At the bottom of the paper

    Q3: The River Ravi flows in which state?

    A: Liquid

    Q4: What is the main reason for divorce?

    A: Marriage

    Q5: What is the main reason for failure?

    A: Exams

    Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?

    A: Lunch and dinner

    Q7: What looks like half an apple?

    A: The other half

    Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?

    A: Wet

    Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

    A: He sleeps at night

    Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

    A: You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

    Q11: It took eight men ten hours to build a wall. How long will it take four men to build it?

    A: No time at all. The wall is already built.

    Q12: How can you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

    A: Any way you want. Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

    Rules to follow if you want to be a successful Evil Overlord:

    My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

    My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

    My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

    Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

    The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

    I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

    When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him, then say "No."

    After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

    I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

    I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum –– a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

    I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

    One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

    All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

    The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

    I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

    I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

    When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

    I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

    I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

    Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

    I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

    No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

    I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way –– even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless –– my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

    I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

    No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

    No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

    I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

    My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

    I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

    All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

    All naïve, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

    I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

    I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

    I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

    I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

    I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

    If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

    If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

    If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

    I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

    Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

    When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

    I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

    I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

    I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

    If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This," and kill the advisor.

    If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

    I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

    If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

    My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

    If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess's cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

    I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

    If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

    I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

    The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

    My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

    Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

    If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

    I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

    My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

    If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

    I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

    Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

    I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

    If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

    My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

    No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

    I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

    All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

    When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

    If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

    If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

    I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

    When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

    I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

    If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

    If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

    I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

    If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

    If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

    If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

    I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

    If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

    I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

    I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

    I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

    My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

    If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

    After I capture the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

    I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

    I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

    If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

    If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

    When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

    My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

    My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

    My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.

    If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

    Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45 MB in size.

    To keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

    I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

    I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

    I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.

    My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

    I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.

    If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to safety in my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.

    Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.

    Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.

    I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

    I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.

    I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.

    I will not rely entirely upon "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismans.

    I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.

    I will never accept a challenge from the hero.

    I will not engage an enemy single-handedly until all my soldiers are dead.

    If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.

    No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave him. He's mine!"

    If I have equipment which performs an important function, it will not be activated by a lever that someone could trigger by accidentally falling on when fatally wounded.

    I will not attempt to kill the hero by placing a venomous creature in his room. It will just wind up accidentally killing one of my clumsy henchmen instead.

    Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, all of my personal weapons will be modified to fire one more shot than the standard issue.

    If I come into possession of an artifact which can only be used by the pure of heart, I will not attempt to use it regardless.

    The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other.

    If I decide to hold a contest of skill open to the general public, contestants will be required to remove their hooded cloaks and shave their beards before entering.

    Prior to kidnapping an older male scientist and forcing him to work for me, I will investigate his offspring and make sure that he has neither a beautiful but naive daughter who is willing to risk anything to get him back, nor an estranged son who works in the same field but had a falling-out with his father many years ago.

    Should I actually decide to kill the hero in an elaborate escape-proof deathtrap room (water filling up, sand pouring down, walls converging, etc.) I will not leave him alone five-to-ten minutes prior to "imminent" death, but will instead (finding a vantage point or monitoring camera) stick around and enjoy watching my adversary's demise.

    Rather than having only one secret escape pod, which the hero can easily spot and follow, I'll simultaneously launch a few dozen decoys to throw him off track.

    Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution.

    I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable.

    Despite the delicious irony, I will not force two heroes to fight each other in the arena.

    All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.

    I will never place the key to a cell just out of a prisoner's reach.

    Before appointing someone as my trusted lieutenant, I will conduct a thorough background investigation and security clearance.

    If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.

    If I am escaping in a large truck and the hero is pursuing me in a small Italian sports car, I will not wait for the hero to pull up along side of me and try to force him off the road as he attempts to climb aboard. Instead I will slam on the brakes when he's directly behind me. (A rudimentary knowledge of physics can prove quite useful.)

    My doomsday machine will have a highly-advanced technological device called a capacitor in case someone inconveniently pulls the plug at the last second. (If I have access to REALLY advanced technology, I will include a back-up device known as a battery.)

    If I build a bomb, I will simply remember which wire to cut if it has to be deactivated and make every wire red.

    Before spending available funds on giant gargoyles, gothic arches, or other cosmetically intimidating pieces of architecture, I will see if there are any valid military expenditures that could use the extra budget.

    The passageways to and within my domain will be well-lit with fluorescent lighting. Regrettably, the spooky atmosphere will be lost, but my security patrols will be more effective.

    If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will not send out another patrol; I will break out the napalm.)

    I will instruct my guards when checking a cell that appears empty to look for the chamber pot. If the chamber pot is still there, then the prisoner has escaped and they may enter and search for clues. If the chamber pot is not there, then either the prisoner is perched above the lintel waiting to strike them with it or else he decided to take it as a souvenir (in which case he is obviously deeply disturbed and poses no threat). Either way, there's no point in entering.

    As an alternative to not having children, I will have lots of children. My sons will be too busy jockeying for position to ever be a real threat, and the daughters will all sabotage each other's attempts to win the hero.

    If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.

    If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.

    I will order my guards to stand in a line when they shoot at the hero so he cannot duck and have them accidentally shoot each other. Also, I will order some to aim above, below, and to the sides so he cannot jump out of the way.

    My dungeon cell decor will not feature exposed pipes. While they add to the gloomy atmosphere, they are good conductors of vibrations and a lot of prisoners know Morse code.

    If my surveillance reports any un-manned or seemingly innocent ships found where they are not supposed to be, they will be immediately vaporized instead of brought in for salvage.

    I will classify my lieutenants in three categories: untrusted, trusted, and completely trusted. Promotion to the third category will be awarded posthumously.

    Before ridiculing my enemies for wasting time on a device to stop me that couldn't possibly work, I will first acquire a copy of the schematics and make sure that in fact it couldn't possibly work.

    Ropes supporting various fixtures will not be tied next to open windows or staircases, and chandeliers will be hung way at the top of the ceiling.

    I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".

    I will not set myself up as a god. That perilous position is reserved for my trusted lieutenant.

    I will instruct my fashion designer that when it comes to accessorizing, second-chance body armor goes well with every outfit.

    My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles.

    I will instruct my Legions of Terror in proper search techniques. In particular, if they are searching for escapees and someone shouts, "Quick! They went that way!", they must first ascertain the identity of this helpful informant before dashing off in hot pursuit.

    If I know of any heroes in the land, I will not under any circumstance kill their mentors, teachers, and/or best friends.

    If I have the hero and his party trapped, I will not wait until my Superweapon charges to finish them off if more conventional means are available.

    Whenever plans are drawn up that include a time-table, I'll post-date the completion 3 days after it's actually scheduled to occur and not worry too much if they get stolen.

    I will exchange the labels on my folder of top-secret plans and my folder of family recipes. Imagine the hero's surprise when he decodes the stolen plans and finds instructions for Grandma's Potato Salad.

    If I burst into rebel headquarters and find it deserted except for an odd, blinking device, I will not walk up and investigate; I'll run like hell.

    Before being accepted into my Legions of Terror, potential recruits will have to pass peripheral vision and hearing tests, and be able to recognize the sound of a pebble thrown to distract them.

    I will occasionally vary my daily routine and not live my life in a rut. For example, I will not always take a swig of wine or ring a giant gong before finishing off my enemy.

    If I steal something very important to the hero, I will not put it on public display.

    When planning an expedition, I will choose a route for my forces that does not go through thick, leafy terrain conveniently located near the rebel camp.

    I will hire one hopelessly stupid and incompetent lieutenant, but make sure that he is full of misinformation when I send him to capture the hero.

    As an equal-opportunity employer, I will have several hearing-impaired body-guards. That way if I wish to speak confidentially with someone, I'll just turn my back so the guards can't read my lips instead of sending all of them out of the room.

    If the rebels manage to trick me, I will make a note of what they did so that I do not keep falling for the same trick over and over again.

    If I am recruiting to find someone to run my computer systems, and my choice is between the brilliant programmer who's head of the world's largest international technology conglomerate and an obnoxious 15-year-old dork who's trying to impress his dream girl, I'll take the brat and let the hero get stuck with the genius.

    I will plan in advance what to do with each of my enemies if they are captured. That way, I will never have to order someone to be tied up while I decide his fate.

    If I have massive computer systems, I will take at least as many precautions as a small business and include things such as virus-scans and firewalls.

    I will be an equal-opportunity despot and make sure that terror and oppression is distributed fairly, not just against one particular group that will form the core of a rebellion.

    I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rapelling down from above.

    I will allow guards to operate under a flexible work schedule. That way if one is feeling sleepy, he can call for a replacement, punch out, take a nap, and come back refreshed and alert to finish out his shift.

    Although it would provide amusement, I will not confess to the hero's rival that I was the one who committed the heinous act for which he blames the hero.

    If I am dangling over a precipice and the hero reaches his hand down to me, I will not attempt to pull him down with me. I will allow him to rescue me, thank him properly, then return to the safety of my fortress and order his execution.

    I will have my fortress exorcized regularly. Although ghosts in the dungeon provide an appropriate atmosphere, they tend to provide valuable information once placated.

    I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won't stop anyone from swimming across, but even dim-witted guards should be able to figure out when someone has entered in this fashion.

    If a scientist with a beautiful and unmarried daughter refuses to work for me, I will not hold her hostage. Instead, I will offer to pay for her future wedding and her children's college tuition.

    If I have the hero cornered and am about to finish him off and he says "Look out behind you!!" I will not laugh and say "You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?" Instead I will take a step to the side and half turn. That way I can still keep my weapon trained on the hero, I can scan the area behind me, and if anything was heading for me it will now be heading for him.

    I will not outsource core functions.

    If I ever build a device to transfer the hero's energy into me, I will make sure it cannot operate in reverse.

    I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire.

    I will not hold any sort of public celebration within my castle walls. Any event open to members of the public will be held down the road in the festival pavilion.

    Before using any device which transfers energy directly into my body, I will install a surge suppressor.

    I will hire a drama coach. The hero will think it must be a case of mistaken identity when confronted by my Minnesota accent (if everyone sounds American) or my Cornwall accent (if everyone sounds British).

    If I capture an enemy known for escaping via ingenious and fantastic little gadgets, I will order a full cavity search and confiscate all personal items before throwing him in my dungeon.

    I will not devise any scheme in which Part A consists of tricking the hero into unwittingly helping me and Part B consists of laughing at him then leaving him to his own devices.

    I will not hold lavish banquets in the middle of a famine. The good PR among the guests doesn't make up for the bad PR among the masses.

    I will funnel some of my ill-gotten gains into urban renewal projects. Although slums add a quaint and picturesque quality to any city, they too often contain unexpected allies for heroes.

    I will never tell the hero "Yes I was the one who did it, but you'll never be able to prove it to that incompetent old fool." Chances are, that incompetant old fool is standing behind the curtain.

    If my mad scientist/wizard tells me he has almost perfected my Superweapon but it still needs more testing, I will wait for him to complete the tests. No one ever conquered the world using a beta version.

    I will not appoint a relative to my staff of advisors. Not only is nepotism the cause of most breakdowns in policy, but it also causes trouble with the EEOC.

    If I appoint someone as my consort, I will not subsequently inform her that she is being replaced by a younger, more attractive woman.

    If I am using the hero's girlfriend as a hostage and am holding her at the point of imminent death when confronting the hero, I will focus on her and not him. He won't try anything with his true love held hostage. On the other hand, the fact that she has been weak, slow-witted, naive and generally useless up to this point has no bearing on her actions at the moment of dramatic climax.

    I will make several ludicrously erroneous maps to secret passages in my fortress and hire travellers to entrust them to aged hermits.

    I will not use hostages as bait in a trap. Unless you're going to use them for negotiation or as human shields, there's no point in taking them.

    I will hire an expert marksman to stand by the entrance to my fortress. His job will be to shoot anyone who rides up to challenge me.

    I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed.

    I will remember that any vulnerabilities I have are to be revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. I will also remember that no one needs to know.

    I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

    During times of peace, my Legions of Terror will not be permitted to lie around drinking mead and eating roast boar. Instead they will be required to obey my dietician and my aerobics instructor.

    All giant serpents acting as guardians in underground lakes will be fitted with sports goggles to prevent eye injuries.

    All crones with the ability to prophesy will be given free facelifts, permanents, manicures, and Donna Karan wardrobes. That should pretty well destroy their credibility.

    I will not employ an evil wizard if he has a sleazy mustache.

    I will hire an entire squad of blind guards. Not only is this in keeping with my status as an equal opportunity employer, but it will come in handy when the hero becomes invisible or douses my only light source.

    All repair work will be done by an in-house maintenance staff. Any alleged "repairmen" who show up at the fortress will be escorted to the dungeon.

    When my Legions of Terror park their vehicle to do reconnaissance on foot, they will be instructed to employ The Club.

    Employees will have conjugal visit trailers which they may use provided they call in a replacement and sign out on the timesheet. Given this, anyone caught making out in a closet while leaving their station unmonitored will be shot.

    Members of my Legion of Terror will attend seminars on Sensitivity Training. It's good public relations for them to be kind and courteous to the general population when not actively engaged in sowing chaos and destruction.

    I will not, under any circumstances, marry a woman I know to be a faithless, conniving, back-stabbing witch simply because I am absolutely desperate to perpetuate my family line. Of course, we can still date.

    All guest-quarters will be bugged and monitored so that I can keep track of what the visitors I have for some reason allowed to roam about my fortress are actually plotting.

    If my chief engineer displeases me, he will be shot, not imprisoned in the dungeon or beyond the traps he helped design.

    I will not send out batalions composed wholly of robots or skeletons against heroes who have qualms about killing living beings.

    I will not wear long, heavy cloaks. While they certainly make a bold fashion statement, they have an annoying tendency to get caught in doors or tripped over during an escape.

    If a malignant being demands a sacrificial victim have a particular quality, I will check to make sure said victim has this quality immediately before the sacrifice and not rely on earlier results. (Especially if the quality is virginity and the victim is the hero's girlfriend.)

    If I ever MUST put a digital timer on my doomsday device, I will buy one free from quantum mechanical anomalies. So many brands on the market keep perfectly good time while you're looking at them, but whenever you turn away for a couple minutes then turn back, you find that the countdown has progressed by only a few seconds.

    If my Legions of Terror are defeated in a battle, I will quietly withdraw and regroup instead of launching a haphazard mission to assassinate the hero.

    If I'm wearing the key to the hero's shackles around my neck and his former girlfriend now volunteers to become my mistress and we are all alone in my bedchamber on my bed and she offers me a goblet of wine, I will politely decline the offer.

    I will not pick up a glowing ancient artifact and shout "It's power is now mine!!!" Instead I will grab some tongs, transfer it to a hazardous materials container, and transport it back to my lab for study.

    I will be selective in the hiring of assassins. Anyone who attempt to strike down the hero the first instant his back is turned will not even be considered for the job.

    Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."

    My force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate.

    I reserve the right to execute any henchmen who appear to be a little too intelligent, powerful, or devious. However if I do so, I will not at some subsequent point shout "Why am I surrounded by these incompetent fools?!"

    I will install a fire extinguisher in every room -- three, if the room contains vital equipment or volatile chemicals.

    I will build machines which simply fail when overloaded, rather than wipe out all nearby henchmen in an explosion or worse yet set off a chain reaction. I will do this by using devices known as "surge protectors".

    I will explain to my guards that most people have their eyes in the front of their heads and thus while searching for someone it makes little sense to draw a weapon and slowly back down the hallway.

    I will have a staff of competent detectives handy. If I learn that someone in a certain village is plotting against me, I will have them find out who rather than wipe out the entire village in a preemptive strike.

    I will never bait a trap with genuine bait.

    If the hero claims he wishes to confess in public or to me personally, I will remind him that a notarized deposition will serve just as well.

    If I have several diabolical schemes to destroy the hero, I will set all of them in motion at once rather than wait for them to fail and launch them successively.

    I will not procrastinate regarding any ritual granting immortality.

    Mythical guardians will be instructed to ask visitors name, purpose of visit, and whether they have an appointment instead of ancient riddles.

    This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

    You injured my salad bowl, oh how cruel can a person be?

    You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

    There's always a light at the end of the tunnel ... Fingers crossed it isn't an oncoming train

    If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies

    The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

    I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

    Be optimistic - all the people you hate are eventually going to die (Even Hitler ... silence oh wait, he's already dead.)

    "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

    "The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."

    "I'm not clumsy, I'm gravitationally challenged."

    "I hear voices in my head, but its okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

    "Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

    "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

    "How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"

    "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

    "Don't just stand there--kill something!"

    In a world full of Cheerios ... dare to be a fruit loop.
    I'm not crazy ... my reality is just different from yours.
    I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it.

    If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

    My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

    If you love Manga with half of your heart (the other half belonging to FanFiction or Anime), copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever jumped into a rain puddle without thinking about whether or not you were wearing rain boots, copy and paste this into your profile.


    Cinderella walked on broken glass.
    Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
    Pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
    Jasmine could have had anyone, instead she chose a poor man.
    Ariel walked on land.
    --All for love and all for life--
    It was all about blood, sweat, and tears..
    Love's about facing your biggest fears.

    We destroyed the Stone
    We survived the Chamber
    We freed the Prisoner
    We were chosen by the Goblet
    We fought alongside the Order
    We learned from the Prince
    And we mastered the Hollows
    We are the HARRY POTTER GENERATION!
    AND WE LOVE IT!!!
    Copy if you love Harry Potter and think it should have continued


    Harry and Lupin's conversation: If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

    Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

    Lupin: Yes Harry.

    Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

    Lupin: All the time.

    Harry: O-o What?

    Lupin: what?

    Harry: ...

    From Serena SilverMoon

    Learn of the past, live in the present and dream about the future, so don't dwell to long in the past or you'll get caught up in it

    The past is history, the future a mystery, but today is a gift.

    AgnetCoCo

    .If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

    .If your favorite characters in almost all the animes or mangas are the wierdest ones, copy and paste this into your profile.

    "I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."- Unknown

    "Today will be a historic day. I will take over the world. Then I will sit on my couch and say 'What shall I do tommorow?'."-Unknown

    If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

    If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.

    \_\ /
    /_/ \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS
    \_\/\ \ CHRIST Copy This &
    \ /Put it on your profile

    Guidelines of life:

    1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

    2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

    3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

    4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

    5.Do not go out in public.

    6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

    7.Note expressions.

    8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

    9.Floor is slippery when wet.

    10.Lake is slippery when dry.

    11.Only talk to strangers you know.

    12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

    13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

    14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

    15.Kill them for security purposes.

    16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

    17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

    18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

    19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

    20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

    21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

    22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

    23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

    24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

    25.Train army of flying monkeys.

    26.Goldfish don't like milk.

    27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

    28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

    29.People are staring at you.

    30.So act insane.

    31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

    32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

    33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

    34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

    35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

    36.Never pet a burning dog.

    37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

    38.Naked men dig parkas.

    39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

    40.You know what would look good on you?

    41.Immolated cockroaches.

    42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

    43.The size of Danny DeVito.

    44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

    45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

    46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

    47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

    48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

    49.That way is rum.

    50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

    52.You cannot kill the snow.

    53.The snow can kill you.

    54.Grass can also kill you.

    55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

    56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

    57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

    58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

    59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

    60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

    61.Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

    62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

    63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

    64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

    65.Remember to kill HIM...

    66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

    67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

    68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

    69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

    70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

    71.Eat the evidence.

    72.But not if it's broken glass.

    73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

    74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

    75.Disregard last note.

    76.Note reactions.

    77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

    78.Stock up on ball point pens.

    79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

    80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

    81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

    82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

    83.Blood loss is bad.

    84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

    85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

    86.Answer every question with a question.

    87.Ask people what gender they are.

    88.Note reactions.

    89.Refer to people as "mortal".

    90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

    91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

    92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

    93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

    94.Kill them.

    95.Brutally.

    96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

    97.Dunk head in boiling water.

    98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

    99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

    100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

    From Emerald Eme-Pon Walker

    “I'm forgetful, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I can be emotional and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”


    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”


    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”

    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

    “So many books, so little time.”

    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”

    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

    “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

    “I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination has no limit.

    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”

    “Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”

    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

    “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

    “The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.”

    “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

    “A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.”

    “You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.”

    “We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.”

    “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”

    From danadue

    If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.

    If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

    If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

    Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

    If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

    Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

    Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

    If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

    If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!

    If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

    Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unbornbabies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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    If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

    If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

    I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

    If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)

    If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you stopped caring about being popular long time ago, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you think Yami Bakura is the Theif King and isn't Zork, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you ever wished Atem was a real pharaoh, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you can relate to a fictional character, copy and past this to your profile.

    If you're one of the few girls or guys that doesn't have "Beiber Fever", copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you wish there was a live action Yugioh movie with a good plot, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you hope your parents don't read your profile, fanfics, PM conversations, etc, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, MewMewKitty78,sassysisters9294, LeafeonLover,

    If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

    If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

    From blackvampcat92

    D*put this

    R* on your

    E* page if you

    A* prefer your

    M* imagination

    S* over reality

    Tb Kitty 00

    "Censorship, one way to rip out and crush someone's soul and heart."

    "Careful, you're bullshit is showing..." - Anonymous

    "I have mastered everything a man can do, then I did it again barefoot and in heels." - Anonymous

    "I'm not insane, I just haven't been medicated yet." - Me

    "Sometimes I question my sanity and then I remember there isn't any to actually question..." - Me

    "I'm not a klutz, gravity, inanimate objects, doors, and walls are just out to kill me." - Me

    "Would chocolate make you feel better?"
    "No, but I'm pretty sure punching you in the face would." - My sister and Me

    "I'm the kind of girl that as soon as my feet hit the ground in the morning, the devil goes 'Oh shit, she's awake.'" - Anonymous

    "Some people just need to be high-fived in the face...with a steel chair...wrapped in barbwire. Then dipped in alcohol and covered in salt. And then kicked in the trachea with cleats, just incase they were having trouble getting the point." - Me

    "They really shouldn't bitch about our generation, since they're the dumbasses that raised it." - My sister and me

    "No matter how old I get, I will always love Disney. If you got a problem with that then you can go get eaten by a Heffalump." - My sister and Me

    "Ten points to the House of Morons for realizing I really don't give a rat's ass." - Anonymous

    "Keep calm and - Holy shit, what is that? Run for effin' life!!!!!!" Me after my sister shoved a Furby in my face

    "Sometimes I go to this really dark place, and, well it's terrifying really, when it happens and I feel like I'm drowning in it. But even though it scares the crap out me, knowing that I have that kind of darkness in me, I feel like I come away stronger every time I come back from that place. Because it's there and it's a part of me, but I don't let it dictate the way I live my life and even though the darkness is there, lurking at the back of my mind, I can still look out at the world and just...smile because I know, I just know, I'll be okay in the end, even if it doesn't seem like it. I know I won't break, bend maybe, but I won't break." - Anonymous

    "I'm not that kind of doctor, I don't have the-"
    "What, time?"
    "Temperament." Bruce Banner & Tony Stark, Iron Man 3

    "We have a Hulk." Tony Stark, Avengers

    "We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all." Andrew 'The Jock' Clark, The Breakfast Club.

    "I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death." - Robert Fulghum

    "Love the battle between chaos and imagination." Robert Fulghum

    "Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one." Robert Fulgum

    "We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss

    "Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting"- Peter Pan

    "You know that place between sleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you, that's where I will be waiting."- Peter Pan

    "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger." - The Joker, The Dark Knight

    "I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" -The Joker, The Dark Knight

    "Well-behaved women seldom make history" - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

    "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'" - Shirley Chisholm

    From Plague's Vengeance

    note: If I do not update any of my stories a uselessly long number of months assume one of the following

    1. I somehow ended up in a place with no computers or electronic devices

    2. I'm dead

    3. My internet connection is down

    4. I destroyed my computer for having slow interent

    5. My computer 'broke'

    6. I have a huge case of writers block

    7. I forgot my password to fanfiction

    8. I forget I have an account on fanfiction

    From whiteicewolf

    they are afraid of the future, and we are the future!
    they are afraid of the young, and we are the young!
    they are afraid of fun, and fun is our ally!
    they are afraid of awesomeness, and we are the definition of awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.

    The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
    The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
    The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.

    Nor do they want to."

    RULES FOR DATING:(Belongs to Crystal Prime)

    1) Never date someone who reminds you of a bad family member.

    2) Always be the driver on the first date(and any date after that)(unless you are like me and are terrified of driving)

    3) Never choose where you go, only where you don’t go

    4) Never date someone who your parents(or someone equivalent of) don’t approve of

    5) Don’t date anyone who reminds you of an ex, if it didn’t work once it won’t work again

    6) Always carry the pepper spray

    7) Never get caught in a room alone with your date

    8) Alcohol is a no-no on all occasions, but an even bigger no-no on dates

    9) Don’t have your date get your drink, get it yourself

    10) Act like yourself, if they can’t respect who you are, they don’t love you

    11) Never dress your best for a first date

    12) Never dress your worse for any date

    13) It’s ok to dress up after six months or for certain special occasions

    14) Do the ol’ Gibbs-head-slap if your date says or does something wrong

    15) Smirk at their expression afterwards

    16) If they still like you after the above two rules, then there is no rule sixteen. If they don't, well there isn't a point in continuing the list is there?

    17) We believe in equality, don’t let your date do all the work and don’t let yourself do all the work either

    18) Have them take the blonde test, just to see if they’re as gullible as you are

    19) Laugh when they do everything you say

    20) If they still want to date you after rule 14, 15, 18 and 19, they might have a chance

    21) Always have an overly-protective friend ‘interview’ your boyfriends/girlfriends

    22) If they don’t run away crying, they may have a shot at being with you without getting shot

    23) Have an overly-protective friend or family member sit in the room cleaning a gun when your date shows up and have them tell them they better not hurt you, every time you meet at your place before going out

    24) Always meet at your place on the first date

    25) Meet at your place at least every other date

    26) Never date someone with evil intentions

    27) On a sit-in movie date night, always have a friend from both parties

    28) Never date someone without a sense of humor

    29) Never date someone with a dirty sense of humor

    30) When asked questions about personal views, always have them answer it first

    31) Never have a sleep over with them in the building.

    32) Never date someone who doesn’t believe in God and Jesus.

    If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

    When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Because you are my friend.

    Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

    True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

    When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.

    When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.

    The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

    Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!

    Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

    Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
    them down.

    They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

    I Am Not That Girl:

    I am not that girl,
    The one that is super popular.
    The one that is rich.
    The one that will lie to get her way.
    The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
    The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
    The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
    The one that would cry over a boy.
    The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
    The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

    BUT

    I am that girl,
    The one who likes books.
    The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
    The one who reads and writes to escape.
    The one who just wants to help.
    The one that just wants to make a difference.
    The one that doesn't look at what's on the outside.
    The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
    The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
    The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
    The one that doesn't care if she eats too many donuts...they taste good.
    The one that people like because she's crazy.
    The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
    The one who is not afraid to climb trees.
    The one who won't give up

    "Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith, and in purity." 1 Timothy 4:12

    “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” Ellen Parr

    “You know that feeling when you’re standing really high up and get the irresistible urge to jump?...I don’t have it.” Jack Sparrow when trying to get out of jumping down a really high cliff

    “I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it!” Jack Sparrow being as hilarious as ever

    “So that’ll be two We’re Not As Funny As We Think We Are combos with a side of Bite Me.” Jack Darby totally owning a group of bullies

    “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

    Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

    Contrary to popular belief, God's last name is not Dammit.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

    A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

    The Ferret bird exists right?

    No body move! I dropped my brain...

    Gingers have souls, Their just not theirs..

    Turaaaash bags! I want turaaaash bags! I want 'em! I want 'em!...Trash bag? Gimme Trash bag!

    I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

    What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!

    From epicawesomeness777

    You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

    Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

    Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

    Music is love in search of words.

    Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

    I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

    Somebody needs a happy meal.

    Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

    My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

    The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

    My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

    Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

    One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

    Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
    Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

    You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

    Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

    I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

    Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

    You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

    Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

    Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

    Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

    I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

    Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

    Disorder Ratings

    Paranoid - High

    Schizoid - High

    Schizotypal - Very High -

    Antisocial - High

    Borderline - Very High

    Histrionic - Moderate

    Narcissistic - Low

    Avoidant - High

    Dependent - Low

    Obsessive-Compulsive - Low

    From Riiot

    "Sticks and stones could break my bones, but anything you say will only fuel my lungs."

    "Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

    "He's not laughing at you. He's laughing with me who is laughing at you."

    "Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus... up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter."

    "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"

    "A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world"

    "Cling to no faith when that faith demands blood."

    "It is not on a boat we'll meet again Abigail, but in hell."ame"We burn a hot fire here; it melts down all concealment"

    "Night falls, and I'm running in circles. I being chased by my imagination."

    "To be great is to be misunderstood..."

    From cyndy1

    You say English, we say Japanese

    You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

    You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

    You say swords, we say Bleach

    You say reality, we say anime

    You say comics, we say manga

    You say countries, we say Hetalia

    You say hello, we say konichiwa

    You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

    You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

    You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

    You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

    You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

    You say souls, we say Soul Eater

    You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

    You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

    You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

    You say Family, We say Vongola

    You say notebook, We say DeathNote

    You say Gay, We say Yaoi

    You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

    You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

    Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!

    From WhiteTigerMisty

    "We fight because no one else will. We fight because we want the fighting to end. We fight because we refuse to roll over and die. We fight for a time when we don't have to say we're fed up of fighting." words by Snape

    From DarkLightAnimeQueen

    If you think that people who compare their relationships to 'Romeo and Juliet' and think it's a good thing are idiots because Romeo and Juliet DIED at the end...copy this to you profile.

    If you haven't died yet...copy and paste this to your profile.

    'Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience' – Jean Paul Satre

    If you have ever seen a movie or T.V. show so many times you can quote it word for word...copy this to your profile.

    I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed

    If, when reading Fanfiction, you actually read people's disclaimers, copy and paste this in your profile.

    I

    f you wish school was illegal, copy and paste this on your profile.

    The Situation in Hell

    The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

    The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

    All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. Why can't real, single, straight guys be like that?

    Translations: Japan - English (Not made by me)

    Jobun = Foreword Shô = Chapter

    Ichi = One Ni = Two San = Three Shi / Yon = Four Go = Five Roku = Six Shichi / Nana = Seven Hachi = Eight Kyuu = Nine Juu = Ten JuuIchi = Eleven JuuNi = Twelve JuuSan = Thirteen JuuShi = Fourteen JuuGo = Fifteen JuuRoku = Sixteen JuuShichi = Seventeen JuuHachi = Eighteen JuuKyuu = Nineteen NiJuu = Twenty

    Haru = Spring Natsu = Summer Aki = Fall Fuyu = Winter

    Sayonara = Goodbye Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning Konnichi wa = Good afternoon Konban wa = Good everning Oyasumi nasai = Good night Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

    Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

    Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Oh Kami = Oh God

    Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

    Koibito / Amate = Lover

    Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

    Koi = Love

    Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

    Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

    Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

    Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

    Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

    Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

    Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

    Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

    Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

    Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

    Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

    Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

    Ossan = Old man / Mister

    Onna = Woman

    Gaki = Brat

    -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

    -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

    -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

    -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

    -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

    -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

    -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

    -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai, Deidara-sempai

    -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

    If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me. NOT you.

    "Woman should stay in the kitchen..." SEE HOW FAST I CAN POISON YOUR FOOD, FOOL!

    'XVII – It is not the question 'What if something goes wrong?' but 'What will go wrong?'' – Excerpt from the Techie Bible

    I love boys. They're so stupid

    I solemnly swear, I'm up to no good.

    Hating you makes me all warm inside.

    11 people were on a rope, under a helicopter-10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because other wise they were all going to fall.They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speech. she said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a women, she was used to giving up everthing for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrfices with little in return. as soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping... IDIOTS! IF YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN/GIRL POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE SO OTHER INTELLIGENT WOMEN HAVE SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT!!

    "One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth doing is what we do for others" -Lewis Carroll

    If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

    Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

    Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright

    If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

    If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

    If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

    If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

    That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

    Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

    You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

    There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

    If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

    If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

    If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

    If you think that it's not fair that the guys in Manga and Anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

    -"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to" (Agent K: Men In Black 3)

    -No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

    Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

    - Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?

    - Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.

    -God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.

    - One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

    -"Evil isn't the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it's a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference."

    -Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages is it the rule.

    Fanfiction:
    Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
    Fanfiction is for people know that it's cheaper to write it than go to therapy.
    Fanfiction is for people who know that 87% of all original endings suck.
    Fanfiction is for people who hate it when the author kill off their favorite characters.
    Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
    Fanfiction is for authors who just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
    Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
    Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
    Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
    Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
    Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
    Fanfiction is for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
    Fanfiction is for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
    Fanfiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot.
    Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
    Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
    Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
    Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to cut their creative writing down at least five page in English Class.
    Fanfiction is for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
    Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
    Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
    Fanfiction is for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.
    Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
    Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
    Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
    Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
    Fanfiction is for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Henry Jekyll' on their schoolbooks.
    Fanfiction is for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.
    Fanfiction is for wizards waiting for their Hogswarts letter.
    Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.
    Fanfiction is for vampires trapped in human bodies.
    Fanfiction is for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'
    Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi

    From Molly Grace 16

    "Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil."

    "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

    "Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor."

    "Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

    "Caution: cape does not enable user to fly."

    "How does the never to be differ from what never was?" -Cormac McCarthy The Road

    Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

    Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

    Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

    Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

    Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

    Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

    Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

    Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

    Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

    Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

    Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

    Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

    Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

    George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

    Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

    James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

    Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

    Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

    Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

    Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

    Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

    Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

    Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pull out a mandrake in his presence and/or make fun of his distinct lack of facial features while doing so.

    Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

    Slytherins … will push someone else off.

    Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

    Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

    From TheParaDoxicalOxymoron

    TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

    NO CHEATING!!!!

    THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

    DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

    IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

    1st. Get PEN and PAPER

    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

    4th SCROLL DOWN

    ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

    1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

    2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

    WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

    DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

    3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

    WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

    4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

    (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

    DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

    5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

    6. Finally,

    MAKE A WISH

    ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

    KEY TO THE GAME

    1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

    SPACE 2

    2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

    3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

    SPACE 7

    4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

    SPACE 4

    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

    KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

    6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

    LUCKY STAR

    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

    PERSON IN NUMBER 3

    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

    PERSON IN 7

    9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

    YOUR MIND

    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

    FEEL ABOUT LIFE

    11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

    LUCKY NUMBER

    repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

    IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

    Hush, little sister
    Please don't cry
    I wish I could be there
    To sing you a lullaby

    I can see your arms
    Bloodied and bruised
    That's strange, little sister
    Mine were like that too

    I know you scream
    When Daddy's there
    Hush, little sister
    I know you're scared

    I can see the way
    He's hurting you
    I'm sorry, little sister
    He did that to me too

    I know that people
    Ignore what's going on at home
    That makes me angry, little sister
    You shouldn't have to be alone

    Hey, little sister
    You wanna know why I'm not there?
    It's a sad story, little sister
    But people should care

    You see, little sister
    One day Daddy got high
    You were asleep in your crib
    So you didn't hear my cry

    He screamed at me
    And smashed my head against the door
    While you slept, little sister
    I died on the floor

    You know, little sister
    I don't think that I would have died
    If someone had only bothered
    To listen to my cries

    But hush, little sister
    Daddy's coming home
    Quick, get into bed
    You don't want him to find you alone

    I'm sorry little sister
    He's in a bad mood
    Run while you can

    Uh oh little sister
    He's lifting his belt
    Scream while you can, little sister
    Call for help

    Hush little sister
    You don't need to cry
    No one can hurt you
    You're in my arms tonight.

    IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!

    From Stormlight Moonstorm Queen

    If I were a bird then I'd be free
    Free to leave this misery
    Now that I know that you're around
    I'll slip away without a sound

    Silence sits within my soul
    Nothing left, nothing left to make me whole
    To try again and start anew
    To make the change to help me through

    And as the rain begins to fall
    Casting shadows on the wall
    I close my eyes and dare the thunder
    To break the spell that I've been under

    Escape a world that cannot see
    That all that's empty lies in me
    To try again and start anew
    And make the change to help me through

    Makes me want to fly away
    No reasons left to make me stay
    To quit before I even start
    To leave this darkness in my heart.

    Crispin Freeman sung this in Digimon Frontier episode 30.
    I love it! If you like Kouichi Copy and Paste this song into your profile.

    Adventure 01:

    "You didn't have to read it so well." Tai

    "'Cause I'm the man!" Matt

    "Ugh, I gotta go. Grandma fell asleep on TK again." Matt

    "I suppose if you had a big black gear stuck inside of you, you'd act a little crazy too." Matt

    "It's about the egg. The egg's already hatched!" *Tai looks at the egg he's holding* "Not that egg!" Izzy

    "Oh joy. What a delightful activity! This activity is really delightful!" Izzy

    "I'll have mine with mustard and jelly beans please." Izzy

    "Too bad your brain isn't as big as your hair." Sora

    "I just don't like to eat on an empty stomach." Joe

    "The attention span of a gnat." Joe

    "My tummy's ready for action!" TK

    "Tai was making his fourth trip to the bathroom." Kari

    "I'm stylin' dude!" Greymon

    "Izzy, when I first met you, I thought that you were just another one of those computer geeks, but now that I've met you, I've realized that you are just another one of those computer geeks." Tentomon

    "Tentomon to Izzymon. Do you read me?" Tentomon

    "It's raining kids and Digimon again. I'm gonna have to start carrying around an umbrella." Frigimon

    Adventure 02:

    "What's hard to believe is how smart a handsome guy like me can be!" Davis

    "Ya see, in Physics, there's this little thing called equalibrium. When you have two libriums that weigh the same, they're equalibrium!" Davis

    "I said I'm studying French! Parlevoux!" Davis

    "Dude! I'm gonna tear it DOWN!" Davis

    "How about strip poker??!" Davis

    "What do you want to do? Walk up there and say, 'Excuse me. Do you mind if we take a couple of minutes to tear down this building?'" TK

    "He's just not a happy little buffalo!" TK

    "We've reached a verdict! You're ugly!" Ken

    "And a mystery meat covered in a green fuzz!" Matt

    "Get off! You're crushing my brownies!" Izzy

    "I just remembered that I forgot to remember something." Joe

    "Drink this herbal tea. It's ten percent herbal, ninety percent tea." Joe

    "My name is Veemon, but you can just call me Veemon." Veemon

    "Maybe they're identical twins that look completely different!" Veemon

    "This litterbox ain't big enough for the both of us." Gatomon

    Tamers:

    "He'll get sick, or as big as a house!" Takato

    "I'm taking the day-old bread! And the day-old day-old bread!" Takato

    "Stupid trees! She'll have us fighting *uses weird voice* stupid trees!" Henry

    "Making eyes? *groans* Tamers don't do that!" Henry

    "Touch my hair." Henry (oh Jen...)

    "You have to be cute, don't you?" Rika

    "So I threw it off a bridge!" Rika

    "You are one strange banana." Kazu

    "Such nice..." Kazu

    "Time to go poo, buddy." Kenta

    "Even though Suzie's mommy didn't think so, Suzie was a big, brave girl that could tie her own shoelaces." Suzie

    "There's a mean kid on the phone! For Hendwy!" Suzie

    "Henry! Get in here, you troublemaker!" Janyu

    "Staring contest." Guilmon

    "You have a problem with that poster?" Terriermon

    "It's me! It's him! And aren't you happy to see us?!" Terriermon

    "Running here and running there! Like a hyper teddy bear! RAWR!" Calumon

    Frontier:

    "What?! I'm not the pizzamon! It's every tummy for itself! Ruff!" Takuya

    "Adios, Fuzzface!" Takuya

    "Some of this, some of that, and I'm gonna make me a masterpiece! Meat, meat, meat!" Takuya

    "My tummy feels like a melon!" Takuya

    "And Takuya, king of I'm gonna be sick!" Takuya

    "It's just so lavender!" Takuya

    "You're weird." Koji

    "Healthy, colorful, and guaranteed to flush out the pipes!" Koji

    "There goes an accident waiting to happen." Koji

    "Sexy dynamite!" Zoe

    "I don't wanna hear it!" Zoe

    "Stop that! You're scaring me! Uh, scaring Zoe." JP

    "What's everyone looking at me for?! Eh, eh, EHH?!" JP

    "I'm looking, and I'm kinda liking!" JP

    "I don't know, but I dig it!" Koichi

    "Well, then. Maybe I'm just weird!" Koichi

    "Pretty." Duskmon

    "Kids these days. So young, so mean." Bokomon

    "Gimme the crayon!" Bokomon

    "Cool! My ears are full of sand!" Neemon

    "Do you think this will bounce?" Neemon

    "Do I jiggle around when I dance?" Neemon

    "The light boy! The light boy! The light boy, buddy!" Patamon

    "Gotta dig! Gotta dig! Gotta dig, dig, dig!" Patamon

    Data Squad:

    "Never miiind, get in the car." Marcus (his voice was so awesome right there)

    "Whew! Fixed it!" Marcus

    "Thooo-mas." Thomas

    "At least we had these soft rocks to break our fall." Agumon

    "And you should see what she does with her toenail clippings!" Lalamon

    "You're in kitchen, Yoshi; you must be lost!" Lalamon

    "...Whoa." Gaomon

    "We're temporarily out of road." Thomas's butler

    Xros Wars (Japanese version as I refuse to watch Fusion):

    "It's too early to fall over!" Taiki

    "That's the whole kitch-en caboodle!" Zenjirou

    "Yes, I, Zenjirou Tsuguri, have arrived from the neighboring town of the neighboring town!" Zenjirou

    "This is the 'can't turn your back' phenomenon. Heh heh." Wisemon

    "Total karate, mon!" Nene

    From Kimiko Heroux

    It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
    It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
    It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
    It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
    It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
    It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
    It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
    It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
    It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
    It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
    It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
    It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
    It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
    It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
    It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
    It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

    And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku."

    If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall

    The boy woke up, just 14 years old.

    He brushed his teeth just like he'd been told.
    He rushed to the door & grabbed his books.
    around & around he then looks.
    From the second he reaches the bus the names start to be called.
    They made fun of his clothes & the book-bag he hauled.
    The boy never really fit in school.
    Being smart just didn't make you cool
    I remember one day i saw him drentched in mustard.
    kids were throwing pizza & school custard.
    Then one poored milk over his head.
    he walked to the office wishing to be dead.
    & the girl he liked had no heart at all.
    He gave her a flower & told her to call.
    she took the flower & through it in the trash can.
    & told him she'd never date such an ugly man.
    so that night he said good night to his mother.
    kissed his dad & tucked in his little brother.
    He put on his shoes & walked through the night.
    until his middle school crept into sight.
    as he grabbed onto the rope he said his goodbye.
    for then he decided he wanted to die.
    so he took a step & down he fell.
    he hung there right infront of his own hell.
    Jon Gettle hung himself in front of his middle school in Illinois at midnight. He left a note. it stated: "Bullying is a Problem"
    repost this if you have a heart.

    From KittyGems

    ZODIAC SIGNS

    AQUARIUS - The Player (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. (ME!)

    SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

    From Yuki


    Stories I hope to publish on this site:

    Name: For the Future of Light

    Short summary: What happens during the PMD2 storyline to grovyle's old partner Eve and her new partner Aura the Riolu.

    Status: Started and publishing

    Name: Tale of Darkness and Light

    Short summary: An Umbreon with wings, a shadowed past and a shiny Espeon with two tails create and two personalities from an exploration team together, but there has been trouble in Jewel Town lately. Powerful exploration teams have been going missing, pokemon that are normaly good & kind are turning dark and evil. Can Twilight and Anora stop this mysterious force with an ancient prothecy loming over their heads and will they find more than friendship in each other as they have only each other to trust or do they.

    Status: I have started to write it (ages ago) but haven't done much, havn't publish any chapters.

    Name: Balance of Yin and Yang

    Short summary: A girl named Kage finally is able to set out on her Pokemon journey after waiting for what seemed like forever to be old enough. She makes her way to Professor Juniper's lab after recieving her starter pokemon, along with her childhood friends Bianca and Cheren. Kage picks the perfect partner for her because of an unlikly encounter and acting on what her heart desired. She sets off on a quest to claim all of the Unova's gym badges and become the Unova champion. The pokemon world however has a different fate for her as these sort of adventures usualy throw an evil, world conquesting team at you. However Team Plasma's goal are a little different to other evil teams Kage has heard of.

    Status: Have started and published!. YAY!

    oh another idea i thought about the other day

    Name: Warriors of Twoleg Place

    Short summary: Panther is a young she cat that lives in the midst of a twoleg place. She lived with her mother and litter mates until they were taken by a twoleg with a silver stick with a thick, circular spider web on the end (Stray catcher). Panther has been tought to live off the twoleg rubbish (also how to defend herself but she's still pretty young a little older than 8 moons) and gets into a fight with some other loners over food (which she can't possible win its like 3 to 1) but is saved by a male cat named Blue who then takes Panther with him to join his small "Clan/Tribe" (they don't really have a name for their group or anything) he is about the same age as Panther. The cats from the group slowly disappear until Panther, Blue and an old tom cat named Red are left. Panther and Blue leave to find a new home that is safer, Red cannot came as he is too old to travel. So this is a story of their travels and how Panther is a very special cat and how they find a new home with the clans.

    I wrote a poem like this last year for a school assignment but now I've realised it'd be better as a fanfic for Warriors (The Power of Three) by Erin Hunter.

    Status: This won't be writtin for a while unless people really want me to write it. If I get heaps of PMs telling me to write it, I may push the publish date forward, but if not then it will be written after my pokemon fanfics. So it won't be written for a while. I only write ideas here if I plan to write something and don't want to forget it.

    Name: Sucked In

    Short summary: So I was a normal girl, a normal family, a normal school life with friends and teachers. One day during the Christmas holidays I was showing my pokemon hating best friend Danielle a pokemon story of how the legendary dogs came to be. That night I went to sleep and woke up to find that some strange things had happened. Than this random guy bursts into my room says his name is Ethan or something and then a marill comes out from under my bed runs around my room with the random guy chasing it. When he finally catches it he apoligies and says they were playing hide and seek then leaves. At this point I'm a bit freaked out and convince myself I've been sucked into a very realisic dream. I eventual find out that me and Dani have been transported to the pokemon world by someone unknown that left me a note and I must defeat the "game" if we wish to go home. Also I seemed to have been living in this world, Dani and Ethan know everything about my childhood but I know nothing of Ethan apart from what i know from playing the game and Dani well I only know what i know from my own world but apparntly all that stuff never happened or has been changed to the pokemon equivalent.

    Status: Haven't started but its a good idea don't you think. I read a fanfic like this but in the sinnoh region and it made me wanna right something like it.

    Name: Transformed world or Left Behind or maybe i'll write a sequeal and that will be its name

    Short summary: So every body knows i like pokemon mystery dungeon, so i thought i'd put a bit of a twist on it this time. Meaning no pokemon real life. A girl lives in a bustling city where animals aren't very common well maybe on the side of the road with a tire mark over them, but only a select few rich people have them, as wild animals are almost exstinct. The human population having built up over the decades has crammed even more buildings onto the earth. Making it like one big city. Anyway, this girl doesn't care much about the earth, can't live without her iphone verson 20. To her animals are a picture page in the history books but she's about to find that animals can live just about anywhere even when they havn't been any wild ones sighted for centuries. Still life is not easy for cats living in a dogs world literaly as she is about to find out. When this girl is transformed into a cat and has to live as a loner and no know-how of what a cat is or how to be one. Lucky she's not the only cat in the city. And she's about to find out that she has more power as a cat than she ever had as a human. Buildings will crubble in her wake and when humanity ends, guess who is left behind?

    Status: Won't be written for ages probably, havn't thought about it much

    Name: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Twisted

    Short summary: Link the young boy grown up in Ordon village held in high respects by all that live there. You can see the sparkles in childrens eyes when they look up at him. Link is destined to save the kingdom of Hyrule from the Twilight which creeps across its surface, but being a lone hero with an imp on your back is more stressful than you'd think, but what if he wasn't alone what if there was another destined with the same fate. Where there's a wolf theres a pack.

    Ok so basically it's the game Twilight Princess but having the twist of two heros so that's what makes it interesting. Kasai in our world doesn't enjoy her life, she has no friends, her parents are never around so she fills her time with playing games LoZ being her favourite series. One night when her parents leave her alone once again she makes a wish that she could have been born in Hyrule instead of the torture that is her life. Unknown to her the goddess hear her wish that is held in her heart and decide to grant it with the proviso that Kasai help Link in his quest to save Hyrule. Agreeing to this Kasai sent into her dream but with no memory of her former life. In this new world Kasai is the same age as Link, her parents died in a house fire so Rusl and his wife Uli raised her just as they did with Link who came to them a short time after. Being raised in the same household there was what you could call a friendly rivalry between Kaisa and Link though sometimes it turned into a punch up between the pair. Neither one ever came out on top though as the fight was broken up before a clear winner could be determined. It would always end in an apoligy from both couterparts and no matter how much they fought they were always friends. Rusl started teaching Vix how to be a black smith "You've got to make a living in this town some how" he told her. Link would always watch on but when Rusl offered to teach him to he refused said he didn't fansy being a black smith. When we were allowed to play outside for extended hours of the day and without supervision that's when we met Ilia a shy girl her mother had died resently. That's when the real adventures began.

    Status: haven't started yet

    Name: Four swords Plus One

    Short summary: What happens when yours truely Kat (not my real name I just like that name) is brought to the Hyrule by the fiery/fierce god Oni. Ends up in the manga Four Swords plus adventure with the four Links. Wouldn't you freak out with excitment that you have a god in your head whispering helpful tips and advice to you through-out your adventure, you know how to fight with a sword though you never in your life ever picked up a real one. You know everything that gonna happen cause you've read the manga and it's sorta funny to see things happen in real life but at the same time scary to think you could die here. I think I'll help the Links on their quest with my awesome powers and overal great knowledge. Will things change now I'm here or will the events unfold without regard to my existance. U'll find out.

    Status: I've put this one on hold.

    Name: Spirit and Body

    Short summary: If she is the spirit I am the body. A physical presence of the godess herself in human form. I am a bit different then everyone else on skyloft they all have they're friends the loft wings they're special partner that is only for them. I never had a loftwing of my own prbably never will. Many think I'm weird some kind of freak of nature with no loft wing. Do you want to know why I have no loftwing it is because all loftwing's are mine. I've never had one specific loft wing because they all obey me no one knows which one is for me and only me. I can command others loft wings bring them to me with a singel call I don't even have to mimic the owners call they just come to me and do whatever i say. I could never pick just one loft wing I feel like they're all mine even if techniqcally they're not. There are alot of thing people don't know about me for one they don't know I can move things with my mind, or that I have dreams of the future or that I hear voices sometimes telling me what to do in times of trouble. Being the way I am they're probably just deem me crazy freak. There are only two people in this world that care about me truely my two best friends Link and Zelda. My name is Amaterasu but most just call me Ama.

    Status: haven't started

    Name: Bared Teeth, Low Growl or Hackels Raised not sure which one

    Short summay: This story is one of my own origanal creation so basicly its not a fanfic though it has several aspects of different animes i've seen all thrown into one with my own twists, characters and story line.

    Demons are bad aren't they, they should be slain as they kill. There used to be a lot of them out here in the forest and in other places too. When people came onto their territory and built houses, farms with those dopey animals boxed in so they couldn't escape. It must have been like leaving a blood trail back to your home. Is it really their fault, they only killed a few sheep. There were plenty more and their usally prey had been driven away by the commotion. They didn't kill anyone at first, but when you stick a pitch fork in somethings face its bound to fight back. That's how it started anyway now that's all a myth isn't it. Demons do they really exist. My family has lived at this shrine for generations and my grandfather always warned me about the demons powers but I've never seen one. Now I'm sixteen my grandfather decided to send me to a real school, a normal high school with other young adults my age.

    He's getting pretty old though and there's no one else around to help him with work at the shrine. I can't say no, I've gotta go even though I have never been to the city before and I'm leaving in a week. I'm walking around the forest listening to it whisper then I saw some thing an explotion in the sky bits of metal went everywhere. Then something fell like a rocket falling to earth it left a trail of smoke and crashed to the ground not far from where I was. When I got there though it wasn't a piece of debris but a girl her black and white komodo was torn around the chest and waist in a revealing way, this made me blush.

    Set in an alternate reality of japan where things are where I say they are and what i call them and not where they'd be in real life.

    Copyright 2011 (my story no stealy t.t)

    Title: Wolf and a Vampire

    Short summary: Rosario vampire a new friend

    So I was sitting at home browsing the internet boredly at about midnight. I decided to take this personality quiz after finishing watching the rosario vampire series that would determine what rosario vampire monster I would be. When I went to look at the picture of my monster there was a bright light which appeared out of no where in my computer. I got sucked up into my computer some how. When I opened my eyes I was in a graveyard with sinister looking trees surrounding me on either side. Then I realised my appearance had changed and I knew exactly what I was now. Now I'm in anime land which is supposedly in another dimension to my home or so I've been told. Anyway find out more when I write it ;3. Warning OC insertion.

    Status: I have a lot of things on my list and I honestly don't know when i'll get around to writing half the stuff some of it may never be written as I add new ideas to the list all the time. There's just so much stuff out there I like. >.

    Title: (P) lanets V.2

    Short summary: I downloaded this otome game called p lanets and really enjoyed playing it (even though it only took me two days to complete) and in my opinion it was way too short so I thought up an alternative ending that would allow the story to keep going and now I'll recount the whole thing from beginning to end my way with me as the main girl and not that ditsy wierdo, things will have p lanets main story line with differences that don't end where the game does making u wander what happens next so yeah. Enjoy

    Status: Haven't started nor thought about it greatly but the good thing about this is there's already a storyline for me to follow and change at will so its a lot easier and faster for me to write stories like this.

    Title: Experiment AYA

    Short summary: All I know is darkness I have never seen the light. All I know is evil never have I seen any good. I don't remember anything before waking up in a cell surrounded by metal. Ears on my head, tail on my behind. I don't remember having those but don't remember not. They research me and watch me from behind a mirror all the time. I am fed and get water but it's not of the best quality. I have to fight to survive and if I don't I die. I don't have a name but people call me Top Experiment A 24.1. I am their most prised experiment but I'm not meant to be here that much I know. Why can't I remember, why can't I smile, where has my life gone. Why must I stay and then I realised I don't. The next time they let me out nothing will be left. I will use the power they gave me and turn it against them. I shall free others of my kind and we all shall escape.

    The girl that is thinking or talking is Experiment A 24.1. She was brought to a secret facilaty when she was only small and used as an experiment. Luckily for her she survived and is by far the most powerful of all the experiments. How many there are all together is unknown. Anyway she realises that she doesn't want to be a lab rat anymore and escapes burning down the facility in the process. She escapes and runs for all she's worth only to fall unconcious from exhaustion and found by some-one unknown. Friend or foe find out.

    Status: Havn't started

    Title: Sweet Amoris Animal Trilogy: Curiosity Killed the Cat, Will of the Wolf, Never Trust a Fox

    Short summay: Basicly three seperate My Candy love fanfiction each has a different hero from the others. Each hero has a different personality and appearance. I guess you could say alternative universes 'cause each girl will go through the same events mostly as the other but will handly it differently. These stories are all about how one person's personality can change the way people around them act and who will fall for who evidently.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: (not sure yet)

    Short Summary: Okay so if u have read my pokemon W/B fanfic u'll know my OC Kage and this story is gonna involve her and one of my fanfic friends OCs WarriorSedra's Adrian. So basicly for this story Kage and Adrian are kidnapped and taken from their own region to another (which we're still working that part out). There they are experiment on having their DNA fused with that of a pokemon turning them into pokemon/pokemorphs (they won't really figure out how to be kinda in the middle until like the middle of the story) well they escape before they are killed in cold blood being the only successful experiments thus far. Even though they were a succes they can't just let them live. Unfortunately for this evil team being a pokemorph has its advantages.

    So this one is a collaborative work between me and WarriorSedra hope u enjoy it

    Status: Haven't started yet and won't be until we have finished the seperate stories.

    Title: Dream Girls

    Short summary: This one is another original creation from me but I don't wanna put it up or anything cause i haven't really thought about it that much anyway.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: Pokemon Encyclopedia Miu, Acreus's Angel, Fell From the Sky

    Short Summary: Arceus has been watching the earth develop for centuries now and has seen her children's power abused. Arceus thinks that its time to remake the world and begin again with a clean slate. A vote was cast and the number came out even so mew suggested they send someone to evaluate the situation on earth and bring about its destruction if nesscary. But if the legendaries were to go to earth they would be chased and hunted down for they're rarity. Aceous agreed to this creating an angel that would not be swayed either way until it had been to earth and experienced things itself. This angel is the child of both pokemon and humans as to be able to communicate with both species and blend in to life on earth better.

    Arceus created this angel to look like a human but with mew's ears and tail. She is smart. She knows all information about every pokemon on earth and can recite it once the pokemon has been seen much like a pokedex. Arceus sent the angel forth from the heavens and to the earths. While entering the earth it looked like she was falling from the sky down to the earth. When found all she could say was mew so I named her Miu and started to take care of her. She didn't understand much about earth so I taught her and since I had never recieved a pokedex myself we were the perfect pair. But people are out to get Miu they want to use her for they're research but will this blantant act of evil in the world go un-punished.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: (not sure yet maybe) These Bonds That Bind Us

    Short Summary: Monsuno Fanfic

    While Chase and his friends (Jinja, Bren, Beyal, Dax) are infiltrating a S.t.o.r.m. base for information on the whereabouts of Chase's father if not finding him there. Chase and Beyal run into some trouble, now trapped in a room with no escape and storm troops right outside the door there is no where to run, trapped in other words. Things are going badly but everything changes when they discover a girl chained up in a cage in that very same room. Her hair is a beautiful blue and very long much like the colour of they're cores Chase and his friends have, her eyes are blue and she has little clothing to say the least. Since they're stuck in the room anyway Beyal decides it'd be best to free her and when they do she helps them out. Showing them a vent above her cage that is just big enough to fit into. This girl knows a lot of secrets and happens to be a Monsuno controller herself but not a Monsuno that any of the group have seen before. Who is this girl, why is she in a cage let alone a storm base and why does Beyal feel there is something special about her. OC x Beyal no offense to the Chase lovers out there but I find Beyal more appealing plus he cracks me up so I just love him.

    Nyaa is the main character here she is the girl in the cage so yeah I like Monsuno alot like pokemon if u ask me.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: Ice Heart

    Short Summary: Ever since I can remember I could see many things. My mum says when I was little I had many imaginary friends all of them were pokemon. What she doesn't know is they weren't imaginary they were real sometimes you can believe in something that you can't see or touch but my mum was just not one of those people I guess. But these pokemon that I saw you might wander why no one else could see them if they were just pokemon well back then I didn't understand either. Now I'm older I think I know they're spirits pokemon that have passed away but they're souls still linger they talk to me and I understand.

    They talk about they're lives sometimes how happy they used to be how they stick around to watched over they're trainers things like that. This sight of mine has the fortunate affect of allowing me to understand the speech of living pokemon which is very helpful though no-one believes me. Well accept one person someone who has been my friend for a long time and since he believes sometimes if I concentrate real hard and let him see too. He's my best friend and the only one that knows my secret my mum still thinks it was a childhood phase that's past.

    But I still see them around sometimes I just don't make a scene. These spirits aren't like the ones you've heard about. They don't wish ill things to happen to people that treated them badly they don't float around like a driftloon no. They walk amoung us like any other pokemon even I can't see them if they don't want to be seen but if they feel comfortable they'll reveal themselves. Enough of this dreey talk though today is a great day the day when I will recieve my first pokemon I just know its going to happen then I can finally get away from this small town and go out into the world and be independent and become friends with many pokemon. This is my dream and I'll do anything to make it come true.

    This will be a Pokemon Black 2 story

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Just My Luck (fruits basket fanfic)

    Short Summary: This is a collaborative work between me and my good fanfic friend WarriorSedra. It is about two young members of the zodiac and things that happen in they're daily life at attending a co-ed school having the opposite sex swoon over them constantly and how being a member of the zodiac brings anything but good luck. The two main character's are Takako played by yours truly and is the tiger of the zodiac. And Hitsuji played by his greatness WarriorSedra and is the sheep of the zodiac. This story is set in a different time to the main fruits baskets story so will feature none of its usual characters only OCs so if you don't like it don't read it. Are Takako and Hitsuji closely related no not at all in fact they have no idea how they're even both part of the sohma family its more like they're just two people who have the same last name and have been friends for a very long time. Is this a romance?? Well I can't tell you ;) you'll have to read it and decide for yourself. though romance is my fortee ;D

    Besides if we get lots of positive reviews and some wanting a continueation we might just might turn this into a fully feledged story. Which i would have no problem with whatsoever so if u would like that to happen make sure you review and tell us how good it is.

    Status: We have began the writing and hope to be posting when its done Enjoy!

    Title: Something Special

    Short Summary: This story would be an OC insert canon fanfic, probably would start slightly before season zero but i won't write about all the episodes since i dont like all the eipsodes. But if I do write about it here is what i expect it to be about and yes i know its been done before but that's why i want to do it because i would like to know how things would happen if i added myself into the plot so there u go.

    My name is Keiko Tamori (yeah i just made that last name up on the spot right so sorry if it sounds fake U.U') and I am fifteen years old. I live with my Mother and Father in Japan Tokyo city well that was before my Dad was transferred to a new city in persuit of a better job that payed more money and we weren't even that bad off before either. Is it just me or does everyone seem to be after money these days no-one cares for the simply things anymore. Anyway regardless of how i feel about my parents pursuit of money I was actually glad to be leaving. You might wonder how I can be happy leaving behind all my 'friends' and everything I knew. But it wasn't like that for me and I'll explain why if and when u read my story but the point is I was glad to be gone and moved to Domino city to start fresh. Little did I know my persuit of a normal life would end short when I first laid my eyes upon him.And how he found out about my secret curse and how I his. Yugi/Yami x OC and Atem x OC even though its basicly the same person just wanted to make things clear.

    (If your wondering my character though she would rather be completly ordinary, is a pyschic with a mixture of abilities just because I like having characters that can see the future or have something special about them that no-one else has and by that i do not mean I'm gonna give them a bottle of hair dye or an extra long name ;))

    Status: I have started writting and have started publishing it read and review;)

    Title: My Rebellion (pokemon)

    Short summary: In a semi post apocalyictic world where the evil team has triumpted and is now in control of everything. A young pokemon trainer named Sol and her partner Disaster the absol will work together to turn things around. Joining the rebels to fight against the evil team and using friendship and love to defeat the leader and save the world from falling further than it already has. But with wild pokemon and even the legendaries freaking out and going on rampages, distroying cities and towns will this be enough to save the world.

    This may be my first fanfic that I will allow OC submissions from the readers after all ill probably need lots of characters to make a big army.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: (not sure yet) PMD Gates to infinity fanfic

    Short summary: I fell from the sky beneath the clouds and to the ground from my world the human world, now I'm a pokemon and stuck in the world of pokemon. I know i'm here for a reason and one day soon I will find that reason with the help of my partner and my friends this little Zorua will save the pokemon world from distruction.

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Collection of Creepypasta (Pokemon)

    Short summary: Okay so basicly everyone that plays pokemon would know about the famous creepypasta's that go along with it. I know of most of them and for a while have thought that somebody would have written stories about them since it seems like they would make good ones. But no of the fanfic there are out there about pokemon creepypasta I don't find them very pllausible or written that well. So I thought to myself I should write them so people have them to read in story form and that I shall do... eventually. So basily like the title says a collection of creepypasta from the pokemon games they will be from various generation and most of them will be the more famous creepypastas and pokemon theories such as Cubone=Baby Kangaskhan/Lavendar town/Gary's Rattacate, Brass and Tin tower legend, The old chatue in Sinnoh, Are ditto's failed attempts at clowning mew and much much more.

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Curious Creature (Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji)

    Short Summary: You know that black cat that is always poping up in the anime the one Sebastian loves to pet what if that cat belonged to someone, what if that cat was someone. What if that cat was actually a girl, another associate of queen someone to spy and keep a close eye on the young master Phantomhive and his... strange butler. What if that girl was really from our world. What if she fell into the world of black butler and found out she was the heir to some estate she never knew of. What if there were other murder cases that no one ever saw and what if that girl helped solve them. For after all the guard dog protects the house but when that dog is shot and the house has been entered it is the cat which will be the last defense. What if the girl and the butler were more than just aquatencies or colleges? What if he wanted her as a mate? Could that happen? Sebastian x OC and slight Ciel x OC. OC insert

    I know this has been done before as many of my story ideas have but as always I hope to do it a little different with some original cases and chapters.

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: When a Leaf Falls (pokemon)

    Short Summary: My name is Lea. f Greening but everyone calls me Leaf Green. One day something strage happened to me. I won a prize, a new nintendo remake of leaf green and fire red called Burning Leaf. But when I put it in my nintendo it goes all weird. Next thing I know I'm sucked into my ninendo, into the pokemon world, right into the leafgreen/firered plot. But guess what? Things aren't exactly as you and I thought they were or the way they were portrayed. No, just to name a couple things... new trainers are quite a bit older than ten years. Red is NOT a mute. There are double the amount of trainers and badguys. And I'm the heroine of the story 'chosen' to help Red save the day from team rocket. That's all well and awesome but I still have to firgure out how to get home. With my very presence messing up the 'game'/universe and hurting the people that get close to me. I need to get out. AND FAST.

    Basicly my character falls into the pokemon world during the leafgreen/firered game plot. She has to help Red fight team rocket. She must find a way home before she completely destroys the universe. But if she does will she even want to go. Red X Leaf (OC)

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Mysteries of Life (Pokemon X/Y fanfic)

    Short Summary: Soon after sixteen year old (blank) moves to the Kalos region she meets up with her new neighbours. To her surprise they are very friendly toward her when others haven't been as such. She is no longer exhiled as a freak for she promised never to show anyone ever again. Can't someone help her. Will going on a jouney with a partner pokemon, seeing many places and pokemon, meeting different people change her mind about them. Stopping team flare and looking into the mystery that is mega evolution and the ancient past of the Kalos region. Or is it just because of him? The mysterious secret of being able to understand pokespeech. She helps more people than she could even imagine. Butin comparison it doesn't matter when the one person you care about helps you. Let's not get ahead of ourselves though. Well to go on a journey the first thing she has to do is tell her mother she doesn't want to be a rhyhorn racer... That should be fun. Heroine (OC)X Calem.

    Basicly the plot of X/Y with a few romantic twists ;)

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: The Forgotten One (Digimon Frontiers)

    Short Summary: You and I know all about the legendary warriors. We've all seen them, I've seen them. In fact Fronteirs is my all-time favourite season of Digimon. I had often thought about what it would be like, to be a digimon that is. Never did I think I'd actually get to know. I never knew there was another elemental warrior. Though I did think it strange how there was no fox. It goes dog, cat, fox but there was no fox. I didn't know there was a reason for that. A reason there was no warrior that looked like a fox. This reason I found out was because she was exhiled to our dimension. A dimension where Digimon is just an anime, manga, something fictional. To be transformed into a regular, I'll be it strangly coloured, fox. I didn't know she'd been searching for someone like me for a long time. I also didn't know that I was going to be tricked, fused with a spirit and thrown into the digital world in a completely different universe to my own. My phone turns into a d-tector with that angelic voice coming out of it, not only that I have the voice of this exhiled fox spirit talking to me my head. I have to reclaim what was lost, remind those of what they forgot and save the digital world. It's not easy to do it though when your practically fighting yourself. It's not easy... being the warrior of poison. There is a bright side though. I get to meet my favourite character- ah, heroes and have adventures with them, maybe not only adventures. KoujiXOC

    This one if an OC insert into the digimon frontiers season. I created a warrior of poison cause I think itd be interesting to find a way to make something that is generalised as bad, good. This would be my first digimon fanfic also. Which I am happy to write as digimon is another anime, like pokemon or Yugioh, from my childhood.

    Status: Haven't Started Yet

    Title: Sudden but Loverly, Surprise (Vocaloid)

    Short Summary: On the night of my birthday it was stormy and rain pelted my empty house. Empty of everyone but me. Yet another birthday gone by with no one to celebrate with. I was lonely so i made a wish on the cake my dad sent me. I wished to meet someone who would love me, who would be my best friend, someone who would never, ever abandon me. I must have been in the favour of someone in the clouds because that night I awake in my bed to find someone sleeping in it with me! It was none other than Len Kagamine of course I was a bit preoccupied with the fact SOMEONE WAS IN MY BED! Apparently my wish has been granted in the form of me getting into trouble with a person who isn't supposed to be real. I have to figure out a way for Len to get home but when I do will I want him to leave? Len X OC.

    I've read a lot of fanfiction where are a character who is fictional comes to the real world so I thought I'd try my hand at it. Its a nice change from sending my own character to a different world too. I've read a few Len x person fanfictions most of them being Len x reader so i thought itd be better if he was coupled with an oc that way you could get to know them better and I won't have to write (your name), (your eye colour) honestly I think that's really annoying. so anyway obviously it will be Len x OC. I'm not sure how long it will be since it will all be original but i have a few ideas for chapter ideas but usally i make it up as I go along.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: First (pokemon)

    Short Summary: Years after the catestropic Mewtwo project Team rocket moved on to a new experiment. As cloning a pokemon had proved to be disastorous they needed to used subjects that had a slightly more human throught processing but something that was strong enough to withstand testing. There are humans out there who retain some kind of unusual power, they are known as psychics. These psychics aren't really human after all they're different from us, more powerful, more dangerous but easier to manipulate than a pokemon. Testing has begun, the fusion of pokemon DNA into a living 'human' host that is already a powerful psychic. What better DNA to use in the fusion than of the pokemon team Rocket created. This creates the worlds first ever known Poke-morph. What she lacks is control, the control of her powers and emotions to not distroy the whole base while trying to escape. She lacks the control over fate to keep from meeting the pokemon who's DNA she was fused with. And by meeting I mean rescued and taken to the home of the most powerful pokemon on Earth. MewTwo. Now the control which she lacks over her psychic powers will be taught to her in exchange for the teaching of a new trick. Mega evolution never came in so handy.

    Basicly this is about a girl who found out she was psychic when she was very young. Team Rocket 'takes her in' and uses her as a test subject for human-pokemon fusion which creates the first ever poke-morph. A female mewtwo pokemorph at that. When escaping from team rockets base injured she is saved by Mewtwo who takes her back to his tempory home only to have her transform from mewtwo to human before his eyes. In exchange for teaching her control of her psychic powers. She will teach him how to megaevolve.

    Status: Haven't started

    Title: Stray Cat's Wish (Kamisama Kiss)

    Short Summary: What if Nanami's father bet on a horse that won. He payed off all his debts and sold the house to move into a better one with Nanami and they lived happily. Luckily there is always someone else who is in need of a home. Rei moved back to her hometown after being away for a few years. Now she's back in her home again but there is one problem, okay several. Rei's a run away, has no money, no job and no place to go. There is a bright side though Rei loves animals and this town is filled with them. Saving a strange man in a tree from a dog is no problem. Becoming a living Goddess and having to deal with an angry yet handsome fox demon of the town shrine however is. Trying to keep a furious fox familar under control won't be easy but hey no one said this job was going to be easy. It's just about as easy as a fox demon keeping a reckless teenage girl safe is.OCXTomoe

    This ones an OC insert and the OC will be Rei Suzuki. I'm hoping to do the anime in a bit more of a mordern sense in place, objects and characteristics/personality of my OC as well as adding somethings in that I think will make it more exciting.

    Status: Haven't started but I might soon if just for fun

    Title: Book 1 Water: Dark Ripple (Avatar: The last airbender)

    Short Summary: In a normal place, on a normal day, a normal girl was doing normal things. My name is Kera and one day when I was walking I can across something not normal. A strange portal, a window of water something I'd only ever seen in my dreams. Normally I'm not a clumsy person but some way or another I fell through it and ended up in the world of Avatar the last air bender. Not in the way you think I didn't fall through and end up in the arctic where Zuko's ship just happened to be sailing by, no that didnt happen until later. I ended up in a thick forest of fur trees somewhere in the earth kingdom close to a earth kingdom village occupied by the fire nation. Soon I discover that here I'm not only not normal I'm one of a kind I'm a shadow bender an elemental bending technique lost in the ages and a fire bender. I'm a dual bender.

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Teach Me

    Short Summary: A girl in highschool is lonely. People are only nice to her because of her parents influence but behind that they have mean eyes and dark intentions. She's very different from her parents she doesn't care for money or fame, she likes anime, art and writing but is still alone. How will things change when her parents give her a persacom that looks and aweful lot like a character she created. Will love blossom between the lonely girl and computer that doesn't even know what feelings are? Is it the person or the character that she's falling in love with?

    Basicly a girl gets a male persacom for her birthday that looks like a character she created. This persacom is unlike others he only knows what he is programmed to do. Can she teach him to feel as well.

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: A Lesson in Love (Be my princess)

    Short summary: A girl who has rejected love at every turn because she doesn't believe in it is forced into playing a game by her friend in hopes that it will teach her more. That night when playing the game she is struck by lightning and taken to a different world. Where the goddess of love blantantly tells her she's feedup with all the dissmissions and that she'll live a life over and over until she can learn to truely love someone. Now she's stuck in the Be my princess world with several handsome princes ready to win her affection. She will fall for every one of them but which one will she truely love in the end.

    Basicly a story where I will probably go through all the routes in Be My Princess only in story form and with my character.

    Status: Haven't started Yet

    Title: Secrets of Aura (Pokemon)

    Short Summary: A female pokemon trainer Isami, has always seen things no one else did. Heard things that weren't meant to be heard and seen things that weren't there and did impossible things. She has been travelling the pokemon world for years when she's suddenly drawn to the festival of the aura kingdom a very strange and mysterious place full of history. What she did not expect was to tie in battle with a younger boy, to meet ancient pokemon or to finally see the legendary mew. Or to uncover the tradgic love story of the Aura knight and maiden and how it all connects to her.

    Oc insert into Lucario and the Mystery of Mew pokemon movie.

    Status: Havne't started yet

    Title: Bright New Future (Harvest Moon Sunshine Islands)

    Summary: To escape from her horrible life and father eighteen year-old Akemi stows away on a ferry to another land. Unfortunately a storm rolls in and hits the boat it is forced to make an unscheduled stop on an unknown island. The thing is this island isn't unknown. Akemi knows it and all its inhabitants from what she thought was just a game. Only now it isn't a game, its real and Akemi is living it. Now she must try her hardest to work the farmland and help the islanders who see something in Akemi that she doesn't see in herself to raise the sunkin islands. But what will happen when she tries to make friends with a certain silver haired cowboy? Will they become mortal enimies or something more than friends?

    Vaughn x OC

    Status: Havn't started yet

    Title: Wild at Heart (Harvest Moon: Sunshine islands)

    Summary: After the death of a mysterious relative Yuuko is left with no family, no friends, no finance, no hope, a run down farm and no other place to go. Learning to become a farmer proves rather difficult but having taken care of herself for years Yuuko is determined to make it work. Barely managing to survive the first few days strange sun shaped stones begin appearing to Yuuko along with a mysertious island rising out of the ocean. An island infested with Yuuko's most hated of all things... Mushrooms. On an island filled with the horrible fungi how is it possible for her to find love in one illiterate person.

    Shea x OC

    Status: Havn't started yet

    Title: Will It Rain? (Tales of Symphonia)

    Summary: I had always had a sicth sense about weather. I always knew when it was going to rain. So on a regular school day I had expected it to rain. What I had not expected was to have a conversation with a cat, meet a goddess, get sent to another world and wake to the voice of a fictional character. None of those things were on my to-do list. Now I find strange things happening all around me and I can't tell if any of it is real. I can't possibly be stuck in Sylvarant. A world with depleteing mana where suffering is not new, plants wilt and people starve. It can't be that bad all the place needs is a little rain.

    OC Amaya

    Fighting Style: Mostly Spell caster/ swordswoman

    Weapons: War Fans, two handed sword

    Attack Specialty: Elemental spells especially water

    Attack Weakness: Low strength and is not exactly great with a sword

    OC x Lloyd

    Ages ago I read the tales of symphonia manga and recently have read some fanfictions based on the game which I have loved. I couldn't help but notice depsite Lloyd being awesome there are few stories that pair him with an OC (I could find only one) and so I have set out to change this. Since I love writing OC stories shouldn't be too hard to do one with an OC x Lloyd pairing. ;)

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: A Lost Soul Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds

    Summary: Not everyone in Neo Domino City is a stuck up pompous. Keiri is a girl from New Domino who lived a happy life. She may not have known many people. Most thought her strange because of that mark and because of how she considered duel monsters her friends. They were her friends and the dragon kept her safe. Inheriting the skills of her parents -her duellist mother and engineer father- one day she would a design great D-Wheel, build it and become a top duellist making both her parents proud. Or at least that WAS the plan though it still is. Keiri hit a few bumps in the road. The day of the accident changed everything. Forbidden from ever riding a D-Wheel or duelling Keiri was left with only one option. To run away. Escaping to the Satellite district Keiri changes her appearence to blend in with the people there. To make matters even worse its starts to rain and Keiri is forced to take shelter in the abandoned subway system or at least what she thought was abandoned. Inside she meets someone she only ever remembers from her dreams.

    Yusei X OC (Keiri)

    Status: Haven't started Yet

    Title: Written in the Stars Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal

    Summary: Said to be a descendent of legendary duellists and with a business man father and scientist mother a lot is expected of Keina. She is expected to be smart and get good grades, expected to be a top duellist and inherit the family business. What no one expects is for her to have one gigantic secret, Keina can see spirits. What she didn't expect when moving to Heartland City was to meet a boy with a Blue spirit following him around and have her whole world turned upside down.

    Astral x OC (Keina) x other whom I haven't decided yet

    Status:Haven't started yet

    Title: Love Is Just A Curse (Fruits Basket)

    Summary: A new girl comes to school one day and meets the prince of the school Yuki. He's kind to her, probably the nicest person she's ever met but she finds it difficult to make friends. Everyone dismisses her and so she was always alone. She doesn't want friends, doesn't need them. This boy gives her a strange feeling so she avoids him. That evening she finds a mouse and brings it home with her only for it to turn into the prince of the school. Now she had to show the cursed sohma family they can trust her by sharing her own curse. Her family has been cursed to never know love. Can the polite prince change that?

    OCxYuki

    Status: Haven't started yet

    Title: Death is All Around (Dagon Roupa: The animation)

    Summary: When I moved to Japan and started applying to schools I never imagined I'd be accepted into the presteigous school of hopes peak academy as it's Super Duper High School Level Transfer Student. Now all my classmates and my self are trapped inside the school forced to participate in a game of murder mysteries. I have to manage not to get killed while helping solve the mystery of the school. Who exactly is keeping us trapped here and why?

    OCxNaegi

    Status: Haven't Started

    Title: Cold as Ice, Sweet as Honey (Ouran Highschool Hostclub)

    Summary: A new student arrives at Ouran High with a scholar ship and she knows Haruhi which includes her true gender. When exploring the school she happens upon the Host club and her old friend Haruhi and they recognise each other. The Host Club members try to use their good looks to convince her to keep quiet however she can't help but let her disdain for the organisation and ALL it's members perfectly clear. The Ice Beauty can not be swayed by any meer man. Just when the Host Club thinks Haruhi's cover is blown she catches sight of Honey. Thinking Honey is only young she then begins to hate the Host Club even more but agrees to keep quiet as a favour to Haruhi. But why does she have a heart of ice that is only open for Honey who she's never met?

    OCxHoney

    Status: Haven't started yet.

    Title: Split Love (Ouran highschool host club)

    Summary: A girl shows up at Ouran High and she remembers the twins from when they were little. These twins though don't seem to remember her but soon decide they should make this girl their new toy. She's so fun to play with she blushes so easily! But then only a short time later she claims not to have met them at all and is not the kind of person you should joke with, no fun at all. How can one person act so different. The answer is simply. Split personalities! This should make things at the Host Club much more fun.

    HikaruXOCXKarou

    Status: Haven't Started yet.

    Title: Buried Monster (Attack on Titan)

    Summary: In one day everything changed, in one day everything was taken from me. The day Wall Maria was infiltrated by the titans my mother, my sister and I were there. Why had we been there? If we hadn't of left our home in Wall Rose they'd still be alive. But we did and their not. My father was part of the scout regimen and we had gone to welcome him home that day. The only problem was... he didn't return. He was eaten by a titan outside the wall. It couldn't be true could it? My father he was one of the best! It's not true, it's not! That was about all I remember thinking when I ran. It couldn't get any worse could it? Wrong. The colossal titan came and blew a hole through the wall. The titans entered and my sister was crushed by debris before my eyes. She had wanted to be a soldier you know. She had wanted to be like her father, she never really understood why that was a bad thing. Then it was just my mother and me. We ran. Everyone was panicked, running to the boats and scrambling to get aboard. Everyone was going crazy and that's why it happened. My mother was killed by a man with wildness in his eyes then I was alone truly alone. I made a promise that day, that I would train hard to become a scout. I would become the very best, for my father and my sister. And for my mother, I promised I would protect the people from any threat. Whether it be from outside the wall or from within, so no one would ever go through what I did. I never really told anyone about what happened that day, or that I was there, or why I joined the regimen. I can tell they all think I'm weak. I see it in their eyes they think I've never seen a titan, that I don't have a clue what their like. Some-one who's friendly and smiles a lot couldn't possibly take out a titan, right? They should know better. Nothing is ever as it seems. The scariest things are the secrets buried deep inside. So I'll just keep smiling and no one will ever know. That was when I became a monster too.

    Status: haven't started yet

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    Hearts Broken and Words Unspoken by White Cosmos reviews
    When Frisk runs away from the orphanage, his older sister Jett has to go find him in Mt. Ebott's forest and instead finds herself trapped in the Underground where she is introduced to her soul. Jett soon discovers that she holds a great amount of power and quickly finds out that there are certain Monsters in the Underground that want that power for themselves. (OCxSans)
    Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,266 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/20 - [OC, Sans] Frisk, Undyne
    I'll Never Leave You by jpangel97 reviews
    Inspired by the Flowerfell AU, a continuation of the events after the barrier broke: "Come back Sweetheart… please I'm begging ya." "COME BACK ALREADY! PLEASE!" "Please…" he whispered. But nobody came. But somebody did hear... Sometimes heaven grants you miracles {Frisk is female and around 18 in this story}
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,103 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 3/15 - Frisk, Sans
    You Were Always There: Part Five by OpenBookLina reviews
    Lord Voldemort has returned, but it seems the wizarding world wants to deny that terrible truth. Dark days are coming, and with a sweetly poisonous, pink toad roaming Hogwarts' halls, the secret organization called the Order of the Phoenix rising once again, and Harry's dreams becoming more life-like, it will take all of Mia's strength and courage to get through her fifth year.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P.
    We were both Destined by Hiroakki reviews
    Marik got away from his sister's grip and got closer to Akia. He smiled at her and rubbed the back of his head, ruffling his white hair. Violet eyes met her black eyes. Akia, Yugi's twin sister, can't get Marik out of her mind. Will they meet again? Will he be the same innocent boy she once met? Mainly MarikxOC with some JounouchixOC and BakuraxOC. Review if you like it! :D
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Marik I., OC] K. Jounouchi/Joey W., R. Bakura
    Seto's Silver Ace by year of the fox reviews
    Semi-sweet things, adorable brothers, old villains, a new tournament, and most importantly, Seto Kaiba. Sequel to 'It's Never That Easy', continuing the challenge of a realistic in character Kaiba love story - Warning: implied sex and some violence
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 55,296 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 8/19/2004 - [S. Kaiba, OC] Mokuba K. - Complete
    Mary-Sue-Gi-Oh!: Gathering of the Departed by Sass-Bot reviews
    After tripping over her shoelaces and falling to her doom, Lorna finds herself in Domino City. However, when a mysterious voice tells her she has to befriend Yugi Muto and save the world, she knows something fishy is going on -that, and the world is totally screwed. (OC story) (Warnings: Swear words, gore, & tomfoolery -also BARELY follows the main plot)
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,689 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Anzu M./Tea G., R. Bakura, Shizuka K./Serenity W., OC - Complete
    ParentTale by Life-with-Lemons and Gamera reviews
    After their sons birth, Frisk and Sans are determined to be the best parents there ever was. However, raising a skeleton could be more then they bargained for. Follow them as they battle potty training, evil closet monsters, and the diabolical PTA meetings. Fluff warning, so fluff, much fluff. Some swearing.
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,619 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 4/12 - [Frisk, Sans]
    ode to sleep by Calloniel reviews
    "In this world I only have one weapon: I know the board, I know the players, and I know how it ends." Fallen through a fabric of reality our heroine finds herself lost in her very own tragedy, warmed by the sun, yet hopelessly enchanted by the moon. [Self-Insert/OC]
    Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,082 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, OC, Hide
    Beautiful Items by UndercaringUnderpaidNarrator reviews
    In the midst of Duelist Kingdom, Amy will fight. She'll fight for her goals, for a lost spirit from 5000 years ago hoping to find Yami, and she'll fight for the future that spirit showed her. Amy will battle to protect Yugi and all he holds dear... but she'll only become truly happy in this new life when she learns to fight for herself.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., OC
    A TRIP THROUGH MY FAVE CARTOON by My Pharaoh's Keeper reviews
    Corrine Casterwill goes through the most exciting adventure of her life when she is pulled away from her life in the real world and gets trapped in the fictional world she has come to call Yugioh Season 0. The longer she stays, the more she asks herself...Which one truly seems more like home? 1st of 3 books. Not copying or cosigning, just adding my OCs & telling the story my way.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,555 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., OC
    Game of Reflection by Gemma Maye47 reviews
    "I am the Reflection of Lyris." Lindsey Walsh was your average, nationally ranked magician master, until everything had been taken from her. With a covet for retaliation, she took residence in Domino City, unaware of the Ancient Egyptian destiny that was to unfold, and of the dark desires that would soon consume her.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., S. Kaiba, OC
    Another Human by TheFlameRose reviews
    It started with a boy and a monster. Perhaps that is where it should end. *OCx?* *Dark Themes As It Progresses*
    Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,810 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Finn, Marshall Lee, Flame Prince, OC
    Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
    [Sequel to Water: Twist of Fate] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,822 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC
    Nice to meet you again by Nothingspecialhere reviews
    "Okay, what if everything resets and you have to go through with it again, the same day, week, or even month, and no one remembers and only you remember?" "So like a time loop?" "Kind of but Sans every time you try to change or make someone remember you it's pointless." "Frisk what are you saying?" "Sans I fell in love with you 87 times and I have to pretend I don't know you."
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,963 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/22 - [Frisk, Sans] Papyrus, Flowey
    In the Shadows by Ravlia reviews
    Mt. Ebott holds a long forgotten secret in its depths, and a young woman stumbles upon it. Monsters live here, and it's a bit different than the surface world she's used to. Maybe here she can make some new friends... and maybe something more? (Eventual SansXOC) (M to be safe)
    Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,155 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [OC, Sans] Frisk, Papyrus
    Coming to Terms by ThanosofTitan reviews
    An OC story set in the world of Chobits, exploring the relationships and prejudices between humans and persocoms. Mostly OCs, but has a few cameos from canon characters. The concert seems to be going well until a disturbing fact is revealed, and there is also something deeper going on. Prequel to Rebellion, but you don't need to read that first. Reviews are what keep me writing!
    Chobits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 245,476 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/22/2012
    A curious human called Frisk by Kaiisa reviews
    Set after a true pacifist run, this story shows some of Frisk's everyday experiences with her cool and…flamboyant friends. Mostly based in funny and cute situations on the surface, but with an upcoming plot concerning the resets, a punny skeleton and a little human with a stripped sweater. (Fem Frisk)*(T Just in case)
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,292 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 12/20/2015 - [Frisk, Sans] Papyrus, Toriel
    On that Fateful Day by xXGemini14Xx reviews
    Ayame Fujiko never wanted to have anything to do with the 'Ghouls' or the 'Doves'. All she ever wanted was to have a normal college life with two of her best friends, Hide and Kaneki. But when one of her friends turns into a Half-Ghoul before her very eyes...
    Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,740 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Kaneki K./Haise S., OC, Hide
    A Kisshu Story : Accidentally In Love by Moon's Envoy reviews
    Bethany didn't believe any of the letters Ichigo had written about superpowers and aliens invading the earth. At least until she arrives in Tokyo and comes face to face with Kisshu. Determined to protect her friend, Beth gets involved in a war between the aliens and the Mews. More importantly, why did they choose her house as a headquarters?
    Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Kish, OC]
    My YuGiOh Life (season 0) by Lunadragon x anime reviews
    Okay so this is how it started. I was on a plane from America to go move to Japan using a ticket a got from my grandfather who passed some time ago. After I get off the plane, get my suitcases, and head out of the airport I pass out. As I wake up I meet someone who has tri-colored hair. Wait that's Yugi! OMR am I in YuGiOh? ( First time fanfic so pls try it. Yami Yugi x OC)
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,378 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Yami Yūgi, OC]
    Digimon Frontier: Trials of the Water Spirit by WaterBendingQueen88 reviews
    Meredith is a normal tomboy who gets into fights with her Dad. One day she gets a strange call about some kind of game, then she finds out it's not a game and everything is real. TakuyaOC
    Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Takuya K., OC] Chosen Children/Digidestined
    An Historic Discovery by Airheadninja reviews
    Traveling back in time becomes literal for an archaeologist from the 1930's. With a God peering over her shoulder and a grudge against the kingdom of the Nile, Bali begins her path to becoming a legend of the eighteenth dynasty. AtemxOC
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,255 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Atem, The Winged Dragon Of Ra/Ra the Winged God Dragon, OC
    Did You Fall From Heaven? by GoldenGlass67 reviews
    Frisk, not remembering her last reset, falls into the hellish Underground. There, she meets twisted versions of her old friends. With an old enemy guiding her way, will she be able to fix her friends? Welcome to Underfell. ( Rated T for violence and swearing. Possible Sans x Frisk later on.)
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 1/26
    Our Broken Chains by AbyssalDreamer18 reviews
    She was his everything. Being together for nearly two years has been the happiest. But when Sakura's mental state is spiraling, Seto struggles to keep those past times close. However, their current threats are beyond some mental demons. Seto x OC. Sequel to That Stabbing Feeling.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,236 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/14/2015 - S. Kaiba, OC
    Things That Go Bump in the Night by MidwestMaterial reviews
    As Frisk matures, she begins to look back on her time spent in the Underground leading up to where she is today... As she grows however, she notices her feelings beginning to grow towards a certain skeleton, including getting a new form of attention from him. But once she reached the surface her nightmares began and urges to reset this timeline become more difficult to fight.
    Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,345 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/15 - [Frisk, Sans]
    A Hundred Lifetimes by creativelybored reviews
    After Yugi defeats Atem in the Ceremonial Battle, Atem learns that one of the people he had been looking forward to seeing again in the afterlife won't be there - he'll have to bring her back. Erin is a transfer student at Domino High, but to Atem, she is exactly who he's been looking for. But how can he bring her back to the afterlife when she doesn't even remember her past life?
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,856 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Atem, OC] [Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M.]
    The Beginning After The End by Plusle reviews
    Lloyd finds himself stuck on Earth. Lloyd/OC based, post-game.
    Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,599 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Lloyd I., OC
    The First Day of School by EdwardTheFullmetalMidget reviews
    Sans can't wait to start his first day of kindergarden! But he has one big issue, and Gaster isn't sure starting school is a very good idea...
    Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 1/28 - Sans, Undyne, Alphys, Gaster
    Yu-Gi-Oh: Queen of Games Season 1: Duelist Kingdom by zombie-hunt reviews
    Skylar Brody becomes the Queen of Games in America and one of the best Duelist. When her father is murdered she is forced to move away from her New York City home to Domino City in Japan. Her uncle is none other then Maximillion Pegasus, the creator of Duel Monsters. She embarks of an interesting adventure with none other then Yugi Muto and his friends.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,519 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Atem, Yūgi M., S. Kaiba, OC
    Wings of Freedom by Erin Nire 376 reviews
    Elle Rothai joins the survey corps two years after the collasal titan destroyed wall maria. and is also chosen to join squad levi, but will she be able to get over her terrible past, survive her first expidition outside the walls, and battle not just the monsters outside this glorified cage, but also the monsters hiding within?
    Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,666 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Levi A., OC
    Watches and Cheesecake by OtakuWhovian1224 reviews
    "I bet, somewhere out there in the cosmos, some ethereal being is looking down at my life right now. And he is laughing his arse off." So basically, Katy Jackson is not amused. [A realistic look at what being sucked into Gravity Falls would actually entail. Based very, very, very loosely on the discontinued story "Gravity Falls- Wait What?"]
    Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, OC
    Waiting in the Desert Sun by SofiaBarbara reviews
    Saa was your average servant in Ancient Egypt, she did what she was told when she was told to do so. But when a certain Pharaoh's son takes it upon himself to befriend her, the chain of command trips up. Will Saa and Atem's friendship survive - or will their social status keep them apart? *I own nothing from Yu-Gi-Oh! minus my OC & plot twists!* (CoverArt Belongs to Akumo!)
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,435 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Atem, OC, Yami Yūgi]
    Anatomy by Zero the Moon Fox reviews
    Frisk has spent many years underground with her monster friends, all is well in the world under the mountain. Well..until her monster friends start wanting to now more about Frisk. And some skeletons are a bit or nosey than others. Some videos that fall into the Underground aren't very accurate of Human Anatomy. But will the truth about her be world shattering? [Sans(M)xFrisk(F)]
    Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/15 - Frisk, Asriel, Sans, Gaster
    Don't Let Go by Hufflepuffle4 reviews
    Frisk is a young woman. She is a successful diplomat, and works hard to help Asgore and Toriel. But she also works with Gaster, the mysterious anomaly she met after freeing the Undeground. After a timeline reset, and a watch gone bad, she has to adjust to her new life, and Sans' new look. (M because maybe smut) SansxFrisk
    Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/23 - Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Mettaton Ex - Complete
    Undertale by Picachuyou reviews
    Hundreds of years later, the war with the Monsters is nothing more then a few pages in a history book. It is unknown where the Monsters were sealed away exactly, but that is not enough to stop Frisk. Join Frisk as she stumbles into the land of Undertale and struggles against the Monsters her people fought with so long ago. Novelization of Undertale. FemFrisk.
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara, Flowey
    Pieces of a Puzzle: Duelist Kingdom by DarkxSonata reviews
    Maria has spent a year getting to know the gang and getting closer to them as friends. As a few pieces fall into place more are thrown into the mix when the Duelist Kingdom Tournament is thrust upon them. Will Maria ever find out the mystery with the Millennium Puzzle and Other Yugi? YamixOC Second Part of the Pieces of a Puzzle Series
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,342 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Yami Yūgi
    When the Last Petal Falls by RanMouri82 reviews
    "Each time I grow a new flower, his heart breaks." Flowerfell AU
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/11 - Frisk, Sans, Flowey - Complete
    UnderSwap: We Meet again by RebbecaRamone reviews
    Frisk is on her way to Snowdin again, but there is something about this reset that feels different. It's not completely bad but when she meets a pair of skeletons along the way she knows it can only lead to good things. (Au Underswap, Will be at lest a little Frisk/Sans.)
    Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/9 - [Frisk, Sans] Papyrus
    I'm in Yugioh! WaitWhat! by AvionVadion reviews
    16 year old Arelia finds herself in Yugioh season 0 after being electrocuted. She wakes behind a school and immediately bumps into Yugi. It's a dream come true for her. Though she soon finds herself scared for her new friends. And why is she the one being rescued instead of Tea? Why do they all have the American names and not Japanese? Is it the Manga or Anime? ABANDONED
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 176,821 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Atem, Yami Yūgi - Complete
    Aftertale by Life-with-Lemons and Gamera reviews
    Years after the barrier was broken we follow Frisk and Sans as they set off on their new lives together. However a new, development, causes them to get ready for the hardest journey of their lives. Pacifist ending and spoilers. In my interpretation of this Frisk is female so please no hate, this is simply how I see them. Fluff abound, much fluff, so fluff
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/20 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
    YuGiOh!: Fate or Destiny by LaylaRose94 reviews
    Anna Daniel didn't trust a lot of people. But now that she's put in a new world completely different than her own, she has no choice but to forget the past and look twords the future. Easier said than done, right? YamiYugixOC AtemxOC
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,816 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Atem, Yami Yūgi
    Follow the Heart of the Cards: Book 1: Duelist Kingdom by CancerBabe reviews
    Abigal Lungfur, cousin to Yugi Moto, experienced a major life turning event. Now she must continue her life living with the Moto family. Little does she know that her life is more interesting than she expected and through the help of her new friends, it just keeps getting better and better. (Undergoing a lot of editing. Re-read the story if you wish for the final edit).
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [R. Bakura, OC] Black Luster Soldier/Chaos Soldier, Yūgi M. - Complete
    Hope Fallen From the Sky by Toonkid4life1 reviews
    Amber is a girl living a depressing, lost life with no hope of a future... till a raining night, she discovers strangers from a world she only wished she could go to, but why have they come here and where does she fit? More important, how can she protect them from her life? YY/OC/SK Rating could change, wait and see. take a peak, there's more to this than the summary reveals ;D
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,550 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
    Child of Heart's Beginning: Ancient Lesson by Toonkid4life1 reviews
    A girl named Amber lives a hard life as it is, even after getting attacked by a nightmare in reality. Throwing her life away and destiny, someone protects her from death. Only to tell her that, for her to understand her mistake, she must learn the 6 lessons she never got in our world, starting by being reborn in Egypt, but her clean slate, begins in blood. Takes place in Atems life
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,225 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Atem, Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba
    Player 2 by ZexionLover411 reviews
    Sometimes it's good, other times it's bad. When everything is gone they reset to destroy in a different way. When everything is won… is great…why do they reset once again? When will they finally open their eyes and QUIT? (I really suck at summaries sometimes. OC fic. Play/watch the game first, there will be spoilers!) Sans/OC with slight Papyrus/OC (Title will prob change.)
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [OC, Sans] Papyrus, Frisk
    Season 0 by Warriorwolfgirl.Y2 reviews
    Thinking it could get any worse, two teens have moved into a new town in japan named Domino and they think that they have lost it all. But soon find that they are not alone. With the help of each other and the new relationships they formed with the ones around them, they help to push through these hard time and the secrets that hid deep within their friend.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,538 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/28/2015 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M., OC
    A Witchy Idea by RobynHood3 reviews
    Christine is a white witch that has a love for the crazed occult show called Yu-Gi-Oh! A walk through a strange alley way causes her to enter the world of her greatest fantasies. Can she survive the crazy antics of the characters and the plot of the show or will it drive her crazy. I'm not good at summaries so hopefully story is better than summary. YamixOC
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,344 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Yami Yūgi, OC - Complete
    Happy Endings, Book I: The Drifter by Distant-Moon reviews
    Julie is unexpectedly thrown into the Avatar universe before the series began and must help Prince Zuko capture the Avatar. But destiny is a funny thing-it's never set in stone, and history begins to rewrite itself...
    Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 125 - Words: 1,044,437 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/14/2009 - OC
    You Were Always There: Part Four by OpenBookLina reviews
    The TriWizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts, and it seems that Mia's fourth year is going to be an exciting one. However, when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire and he is forced to enter the dangerous tournament, things go from exciting to frightening. Especially with Harry's strange dreams, a new paranoid defense teacher, and a malicious plot taking place.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,447 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete
    One Last Time by ShiningGalaxy reviews
    [During NATM III) Emma Daley had been working alongside her father as a night guard at the Museum of Natural History for a good few years and during that time, she had gotten close with the inhabitants. When the tablet starts to go awry and lose its power, they realize that this may be their last goodbye as they head to Britain to figure it out. Will they make it on time? Ahk/OC
    Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,784 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah, OC
    Cursed by Team Satisfaction reviews
    Words have the power to curse, but also the power to heal. When Elise Griffin is thrown deep into the darkness of the Battle City tournament, she'll have to use every skill in her arsenal to survive. But what happens when the darkness of the past begins to haunt her, consume her? Only one will be able to save her from herself. Only one will be able to save her from her curse.
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2015
    A Different Kind of Magic by Silvernight22 reviews
    Not all magic involved spells and enchantments. Sometimes love itself was enough to break even the most powerful of curses. Based on the film by Hayao Miyazaki. [Howl x OC]
    Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Howl, OC, Sophie H., Calcifer
    Gravity falls- WAIT WHAT! by OtakuWhovian1224 reviews
    I've always thought Gravity Falls was just a TV show. That was my first mistake. If I had known the evil, diabolical things that had actually- Oh who the heck cares? I'm in Gravity Falls! WHAT THE HELL! [DISCONTINUED, BUT A SLIGHTLY SIMILAR REWRITTEN VERSION CURRENTLY UP AND ONGOING]
    Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,197 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., OC
    Foreign Affairs by GeorgiaKittyxo reviews
    Elizabeth Walters is the new girl at school, though she wishes she wasn't. She loved her old school in Paris more than anything. Her arrival at Domino High unsettles the place and she struggles to make friends with anyone - including Yugi and the gang. But when their quest for a very old and powerful duel monsters card leads back to her, can they count on her help? [Seto x OC]
    Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,213 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [S. Kaiba, OC] K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Mokuba K.
    Whatever Can Happen Will by FlightyFelon reviews
    Sans wakes up after yet another reset. However, something is different about this playthrough. Something is loose in the time stream and is wreaking havoc with the way things are meant to be. Older!Frisk helps Sans face his past as they travel between AUs in search of a way home. (Very Head-cannony!) AUs so far: UNDERFELL, UNDERSWAP, BROMALGAMATE.
    Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,389 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Sans, Frisk] Papyrus, Toriel
    Unexpected by Maymist reviews
    Vaughn was expecting this farmer to be annoying like the rest of the people on the island; however, it seems this farmer wasn't what he was expecting...at all. Harvest Moon Island Of Happiness Chelsea x Vaughn P.S. ...Beware of Julia.
    Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,663 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn, Julia, Mark
    Alternate by The Lady Geek reviews
    In which I am transported to an alternate demension and fall for and meet Jack Frost. Yay. Every fangirls dream. But getting kidnapped by someone whose first name is Booger, no matter how many times he insist it isn't? No? Didn't think so.
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Wo