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Hey people; if you carrived here, then probably know me from somewhere...but in any case, my name is Plasmatroopa (it's Troopa, not Trooper) but I also go by Plasma, Troopa, and PT. Basically, all you need to know is that I like video games, Despicable Me, and am probably the laziest author you'll ever meet or see...but that isn't enough, so heres my stupidly long profile! Have fun! :D
Top Ten Video Game Franchises
1. Mega Man
Favourite Game: Mega Man Powered Up
Favourite Classic Mega Man Game (Main Seires): Mega Man 7
Favourite Mega Man X Game: Mega Man X3
Favourite Mega Man Zero Game: Mega Man Zero Collection (as in I like all of them equally)
Favourite Mega Man ZX Game: Mega Man ZX
Favourite MegaMan Battle Network Game: MegaMan Battle Network 5: Double Team DS
Favourite Mega Man Star Force Game: Mega Man Star Force 3: Black Ace
Never played Mega Man Legends, so eh to that.
2. Professor Layton
Favourite Game: Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
Favourite Game: Kirby's Return to Dreamland
Favourite Game: Super Mario Galaxy
Favourite Game: Pokemon Black 2 and White 2
Favourite Game: Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
7. Super Smash Bros.
Favourite Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
8. Sonic the Hedgehog
Favourite Game: Sonic Colours
Favourite Game: Pikmin 2
10: The Legend of Zelda
Favourite Game: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Other Games I Play: Ratchet & Clank, Burnout, Jak & Daxter, Invizimals, Ace Attorney, Wii Sports, Tetris, Pac-Man, Mother 3, Kid Icarus Uprising, Donkey Kong Country, Fire Emblem, Yoshi's Island, Wario Land
Games I Want to Play: Rayman, Okami, Star Fox, F-Zero
Favourite Characters (Bold=Favourite)
Mario: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Daisy, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Koopa Troopa, Boo, Petey Piranha, King Boo, Bowser, Kamek, Kammy Koopa, the Koopalings, Fawful, Dimentio, Tippi, Count Bleck, Mr L, Mimi, O'Chunks, Nastasia, Koopa Bros., Shroobs, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi
The Legend of Zelda: Toon Link (or Wind Waker Link), Zelda, Ghirahim, Ganondorf, Zant, Linebeck
Kirby: Kirby, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Gooey, Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, Bandanna Dee, Magolor, Marx, Prince Fluff, Daroach, Dyna Blade, Sailor Dee
Mega Man: Mega Man, Dr Light, Roll, Proto Man, Bass, Dr Wily, Rush, Beat, Eddie, Treble, Cut Man, Ice Man, Bomb Man, Fire Man, Elec Man, Time Man, Oil Man, Top Man, Metal Man, Shadow Man, Sheep Man, Galaxy Man, Ballade, Enker, Punk Mega Man X, Zero, Axl, Sigma, MegaMan.EXE, Lan, FireMan.EXE, ClownMan.EXE
Sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog, Dr Eggman, Miles "Tails" Prower, Metal Sonic, Knuckles the Echidna, Espio the Chameleon, Vector the Crocodile, Charmy Bee, Fang the Sniper, Big the Cat, E-102 Gamma, Chaos, Cream the Rabbit & Cheese the Chao, Shadow the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, E-123 Omega, Black Doom, Emerl/Gemerl the Gizoid, Blaze the Cat, Silver the Hedgehog, Mephiles the Dark, Chip, Yacker, Marine the Raccoon
Professor Layton: Professor Hershel Layton, Luke Triton, Flora Reinhold, Inspector Chelmy, Barton, Emmy Altava, Don Paolo, Dimitri Allen, Clive Dove, Clare Folley, Stachenscarf or whatever his name is
Other: Lucas (Mother 3), Ness (Earthbound), Ninten (Mother 1), Samus Aran (Metroid), N (Pokemon), Olimar (Pikmin), Louie (Pikmin), Ratchet & Clank (...Ratchet & Clank), Solid Snake (Metal Gear), Ice Climbers (Ice Climber), Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney), Maya Fey (Ace Attorney), Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney), Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney), Kalvier Gavin (Ace Attorney), Wonder Red (The Wonderful 101), Alph (Pikmin 3), Charlie (Pikmin 3), Brittany (Pikmin 3)
Hated Characters: Porky Minch (Earthbound/Mother 3), Bass.EXE (MegaMan Battle Network), Jasper Batt Jr (No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle), Bowser Jr (Super Mario Bros.), Bill Hawks (Professor Layton), Third Eye Jakes (Professor Layton), Jean Descole (Professor Layton) Fraziska von Karma (Ace Attorney), Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Chaos Kin (Kid Icarus Uprising) Ghetsis (Pokemon), Dark Nebula (Kirby), Tabuu (Super Smash Bros), Count Bastard (Count Bastard: IT'S VEEGER!!! Me: SHUT UP!!!!! (throws Iron Boots at him)) (Jak & Daxter)
Currently Hosting: None
Have Hosted: Professor Layton and the Mysterious Mafia, Mega Man Mafia
Currently Playing: None.
Games I've been in: TOME Mafia by Gigaremo and Mephlocke (Ravenfreak, Mafia Copier), Clue Mafia by Cluekid (Miss Peach, Town Autokiller/Mason), Mafia: Rapax et Litatio by Shilo Burbans (Tiger, Town Snatcher), Mafia: Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door Edition by AdmiralBobbery (Mario, Town Disabler), Super Paper Mafia by AdmiralBobbery (Princess Peach, Town Doctor), Animal Crossing: New Leaf Mafia by Cluekid and Blazengirl410 (Chrissy, Town Upgrader), Lordly Fire Emblem Mafia by Super Serious Gal 3 (Leif, Town Scanner), Fire Emblem: Awakening Mafia by Hawkholly ((can't remember role), Neutral Scanner), Mafia: Batonetta Edition by AdmiralBobbery (Zero, Town Post-Disabler)
Future Games to Play: Paper Mario: Murder on the Excess Express by AdmiralBobbery, Nightmare Before Christmas Mafia by MetaKnightRoxMySox, Paper Mario Mafia by Admiral Bobbery.
Future Games to Host: Kid Icarus Uprising Mafia, Mega Man X Mafia, Crossover: Sidekick Mafia, The Wonderful 101 Mafia, Pikmin Mafia, Wind Waker Mafia.
Avatar Hall of Fame.
This is just a record of all the avatars I've had-why? For fun, of course.
CURRENT (9): Mega Man and Rush, SSB4.
1st: Super Tails from Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
2nd: The Koopalings and the annoying brat/Bowser Jr.
3rd: Most of the Mega Man cast in Powered Up's artstyle.
4th: The Mega Man poster-like artwork for SSB4.
5th: Professor Layton.
6th: Toon Link in Super Smash Bros for Wii U.
7th: Fox McCloud in Super Smash Bros for Wii U.
8th: Ridley of the Metroid series.
Name: PT the Plasmatroopa
Appearance: PT is a Paratroopa with a cyan shell and boots, with green eyes and his wings are a light tint of silver. He also wears pilot goggles over his forehead for flight.
Personality: He is usually rather calm and collected, but if angered, will not be afraid to give someone a literal shock. After an accident at Tails' Labratory, he became much easier to anger and a bit more willing to act on his insane side. He can also be rather cocky.
Powers and Abilities: PT's main ability is his electrokinesis, being able to deliver things from a tiny spark to a small lightning bolt. He also can manipulate plasma, but it is mainly a battle ability and he doesn't use it too much unless he needs to. Being a paratroopa, he has the ability to fly and use his shell to launch himself at enemies, and can make long distance teleportations. He also has a powered up form known as Goldtroopa, allowing him to use crystals and raw energy as powers.
Weakness: PT can't swim very well, and he isn't very phsically strong. Also, every time he teleports, his body becomes weaker, so using it constantly will make him a sitting target. His body also reacts negatively to energy from foreign worlds and using too much can potentially kill him. He also is weak around rubber due to it cancelling out his electric abilities.
Weapons: He uses a rather small amount of weapons, relying only on a hidden ray gun and a supply of Bob Ombs. He also uses mechas.
Backstory: PT was created by Iggy Koopa during his adult years, intended to be used as a commander for his own army, by enhancing normal paratroopa DNA with Volt Shrooms and plasma. However, he forgot to make him loyal to Bowser and as a result, he went rogue and destroyed the lab. Iggy decided to put him in status after putting him out of commition, and he was only awakened when the pod was smashed a century later after being thrown out the window, having no memory of his past due to the pod being designed to develop his mind more past the former feral state, however, due to being sealed off for a century, he had been advanced much more than intended, managing to go as far as find some dimension hopping tech in the castle and easily know how to use it, managing to aquire DNA and metals from various universes, but during the events of Partners in Time, he fell into a time hole and was sent back to the time of the Mario brothers. Seeing this as a chance to start over, he used the technology he had aquired to create a fortress and launch it out of the planet's atmosphere, creating the Minion Crew and his current army.
He hates Tails the Fox after an accident in his lab which caused him to go insane.
Name: E21 (pronounced E-Two-One)
Appearance: Being a Minion, E21 has a yellow, oval shaped body with blue overalls, though a large E on them instead Gru's logo. He also wears black gloves and shoes, and three small strands of hair looped over his head.
Personality: E21 is incompetent, for lack of a better word. He doesn't take much seriously and is quite an optimist, always trying to something good about the situation, and is usually rather happy, and very few things make him upset. He isn't the brightest either, often being confused at terms he has never heard before.
Powers and Abilities: E21 has the strange ability to stretch his arms as far as he wishes, and has a little chaos energy in his body, allowing him to fly without support and do a very small boost. He can also inflate himself to the size of a blimp, usually making an effective escape route. He also has a powered up form known as Ultra E21' which allows him to teleport and use energy based attacks. While not really a power, he still remembers the language regular minions use.
Weaknesses: E21, as already mentioned, isn't too smart, and will often get confused if something gets too complicated. He will also overlook alot of things, which leads to a lot of mistakes. He also isn't very physically strong, and finds it rather hard to focus on things that aren't vidoe games.
Weapons: E21, since he hasn't got many useful abilities, relies mainly on weapons. He has an Eradiction Ray, which allows him to fire a scorching beam; the Beam Ray, which fires a weak and small yet fast beam; the Vaporising Ray, which will destroy anything (physically) weak and/or nonliving, and will harm and teleport away anyone/thing (physically) powerful; the Thunder Blaster, which fires and absorbs electricity; and the Bomb Launcher, which (obviously) launches bombs. He also has a last resort bomb that will destroy anything in a 3 mile radius.
Backstory: E21 was created by PT using DNA from the world of Despicable Me when he travelled there by accident. After creating him, PT empowered and enhanced his intelligence with a Power Star, giving him the ability to extend his body, though he only managed to get half of the energy, limiting his abilities and leaving him with the intelligence of a minion and the mind of a human. Due to him being the one he can stand the most, PT promoted him to second in command. At one point, he had chaos energy absorbed into his body, granting him the power to fly.
Due to displeasure at his low hight (coughSHORTIEcough), he will often stand on peoples heads to feel taller.
Nickname: A, A Nine Douchebag
Appearance: Yellow skin, one eye, goggle, red overalls
Personality: Smart allec, short tempered, a little sadistic
Abilities: Telekinesis, flight (through his telekinesis), computer hacking
Weaknesses: Is forgetful, easily distracted
Allegiance: Neutral Evil
Likes:Getting payed, Plasmatroopa, Minion Crew, smarting off, manipulating people
Dislikes:Heroes, people wising up to his tricks, B07 insulting his intelligence, rhymes
Backstory: After watching the film Despicable Me, Plasmatroopa and his forces broke into Gru's abandoned lab (Note:He lives in a future taking place 100 years after the events of the film, thus Gru was dead) and stole blueprints for his minions. After mimicking the DNA mutation and giving them a few extra abilities, he created the Minion Crew, composed of E21, A19, B07, V35 & C76. A19 is Plasmatroopa's left hand man (right behind E21, who is the right hand man) and was given the duty of guarding the entrance, but he keeps forgetting to shut the doors, thus sucking in various people and things from other dimensions.
Final Smash: Psychic Rage! He lifts his enemies into the air with his psychic powers, then attacks them with an onslaught of Psychic Knives. He then floats up and kicks them all multiple times, before trapping them all in a field of psychic energy, and throws it to the ground, scattering them across the stage. It's an overall sucky Final Smash, the first phase can be dodged by a few well timed sidesteps, the second phase just use a shield or a counter/shielding move, and the final phase just make sure you're in mid-air when the field hits the ground.
Nicknames: B, Pyromaniac, Insanee, Moron
Appearance: Yellow skin, tall, two eyes, goggles, blue overalls
Weapons: Two ray guns, an ignited chainsaw, a load of guns, an ignited scythe
Personality: Insane, annoying, murderous, random (in a bad way)
Abilities: Pyrokinesis, flight (through his Pyrokinesis), Cyber Form (allowing him to dissolve into a mechanical device and enter its systems), summoning (downsized) Iblis (through his Pyrokinesis, requires a lot of energy), logic breaking
Weaknesses: Insanity, tendency to trip himself up
Allegiance: Neutral Evil
Likes: Getting payed, Plasmatroopa, Minion Crew, making things explode, inventing, killing people, his plasma chainsaw, ray guns, his bazooka, guns
Dislikes: Heroes, people shooting him (Hypercritical lunatic!), being tied up in ANYTHING, straight jackets, being in suspended animation (Why did he invent the suspended animation ray then?)
Backstory: After watching the film Despicable Me, Plasmatroopa and his forces broke into Gru's abandoned lab (Note:He lives in a future taking place 100 years after the events of the film, thus Gru was dead) and stole blueprints for his minions. After mimicking the DNA mutation and giving them a few extra abilities, he created the Minion Crew, composed of E21, A19, B07, V35 & C76. However, due to an accident when Plasmatroopa was mutating DNA to create B07, he was created without sanity, but as a result, became a genius (somehow). He is the inventor of Plasmatroopa's army, and invented various robots and gadgets for the Minion Crew (including Metal Shadow)
Final Smash: Infernal Chaos! Scatters fireballs across the stage, then summons Iblis to wreak havoc while his sets fire to random parts of the stage. He then fishes the job by compressing Iblis into an small fireball, then throwing it down on the floor, sending the stage into an inferno. It's a pretty powerful Final Smash, but can be avoided. For the first phase, just dodge the fireballs, on the second phase, jump over Iblis (whose actual size has been reduced) and avoid the fires he sets. The third phase cannot be completely avoided, but it is recommended t stay in mid-air at all times until the inferno stops (which is about 10 seconds)
Nicknames: C, Brat (by A19), Bro (by V35)
Appearance: Yellow skin, two eyes, goggles, blue overalls
Weapons: Water Balloons, stink bombs
Personality: Cheerful, silly, mischievous
Abilities: Hydro kinesis, flight (through his Hydrokinesis), shrinking objects (himself included), telepathic link with V35
Weaknesses: Is dim-witted, often confuses his shrinking powers with V35's enlarging powers
Allegiance: Neutral Evil
Likes: Getting payed, Plasmatroopa, pranking people, V35 (his "twin" brother), Minion Crew (pays more attention to V35)
Dislikes: Heroes, heroes defeating him or V35, getting caught for pranking people
Backstory :After watching the film Despicable Me, Plasmatroopa and his forces broke into Gru's abandoned lab (Note:He lives in a future taking place 100 years after the events of the film, thus Gru was dead) and stole blueprints for his minions. After mimicking the DNA mutation and giving them a few extra abilities, he created the Minion Crew, composed of E21, A19, B07, V35 & C76. C76 was intended to be the last minion, but an unexpected leak of DNA from the container Plasmatroopa was using caused V35 to emerge from him, so the inhabitants of the castle refer to them as "the Minion twins". They are the lowest ranked of the Minion Crew, and spend most of their time playing pranks on the army, the rest of the Minion Crew and even Plasmatroopa himself.
Final Smash: Tidal Wave! Summons a giant wave to appear from the background and wipe out everyone on stage, flooding it for five seconds. It can be hard to avoid, but if the character can fly, they might be able to get out of the flood when going off stage before they hit the blast line, or if they have some sort of move that boosts their speed (ie; Sonic's Spin Dash, Luigi's Green Missile, ect.) they might be able to outlast it.
Nicknames: V, Brat (by A19), Bro (by C76)
Appearance: Yellow skin, short, one eye, goggle, green overalls
Weapons: Snow balls, stink bombs, ice balls
Personality: Cheerful, silly, mischievous
Abilities: Control over ice, enlarging objects (himself included), telepathic link with C76
Weaknesses: Is dim witted, often confuses his enlarging powers with C76's shrinking powers
Allegiance: Neutral Evil
Likes:Getting payed, Plasmatroopa, pranking people, C76 (his "twin" brother), Minion Crew (pays more attention to C76)
Dislikes:Heroes, heroes defeating him or C76, getting caught for pranking people
Backstory:After watching the film Despicable Me, Plasmatroopa and his forces broke into Gru's abandoned lab (Note:He lives in a future taking place 100 years after the events of the film, thus Gru was dead) and stole blueprints for his minions. After mimicking the DNA mutation and giving them a few extra abilities, he created the Minion Crew, composed of E21, A19, B07, V35 & C76. V35 was never intended to be created, but after Plasmatroopa's container leaked, some DNA spilled into C76's sample, thus forcing another Minion to be created to avoid a DNA overload (which would destroy C76). The reason the for their low intelligence is the fact that V35 emerged from C76's head while his brain was created, taking halve of it for himself. This also granted them their telepathic link due to sharing the same mind. They are the lowest ranked of the Minion Crew, and spend their time playing pranks on the army, the rest of the Minion Crew, and Plasmatroopa himself
Final Smash: Frozen Palace! Levitates for a few seconds as the stage freezes and two pillars appear on both sides of the stage. Like the Ice Climbers' Iceberg, the opponents will take damage and freeze every few seconds. It can be avoided by staying in the air as long as the Final Smash is in effect. It stops after 10 seconds.
OC's Quiz (Using E21)
1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Hi, I'm E21! Sometimes people just call me E! Other than that, I don't have any nicknames
1B: What's your gender?
2. Interesting... what's your current age?
I'm fourteen and I'm staying fourteen! (I seriously am, minions don't age)
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Popcorn, popcorn and popcorn! Did I mention it was popcorn?
4. And your favorite drink?
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Don't have one and I never will!
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
WTF?!? I SAID I DON'T HAVE ONE!!
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Why blue of course!
8. Who's your favorite author?
I'd say Christina Wakaeneski, but TSMs good too
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Steve Jobs! Thank god he's dead, AHH ZOMBIE STEVE JOBS!
10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?
Yeah, when broke a Warp Pipe I was in and got sent to the Question Period:Super Smash Bros Brawl Style studio
10B: Any Siblings?
Um, I was made with the same DNA as A19, B07, C76 and V35, so their technically my siblings
11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?
Luigi! He's awesometastic! Great, now I sound like Tina Baker
12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?
13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
Dude, their SIBLINGS! It would be just...WRONG!
14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?
You mean Plasmatroopa? I WORK for him, so I allready know him! What we do? Lets see, antagonize Mario and Jigglypuff, read Q&As, plot evil schemes, yadda yadda yadda
15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Um, I allready work for Plasmatroopa, and I'm a science experiment, so I won't age
16. What's your worst nightmare?
If Steve Jobs merged with Mario and became all powerful!
17. What's your lifelong dream?
To kill Mario and control Steve Jobs, AHH HE'S BACK!!!
18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?
Well, I live in the Flying Fortress room 72 inside room 100, but I do like to hang around other parts of the fortress and Bowser's Castle!
19B: Favourite music?
Crush 40, no contest
19C: Do you have any friends?
Well, there's the rest of the Minion Crew, Metal Shadow, Plasmatroopa, Luigi, Kirby and Sonic, thats about it
20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Which Koopaling are you most like?
Ludwig von Koopa
() You like classical music
(x) You like to have fun
(x) You pick on your siblings
(x) You are/can be insane
Wendy O Koopa
() You're the only girl in your family
Morton Koopa Jr
() You talk a LOT
() You have an interest in sports
() You like to paint
So which Koopaling are you most like?
Larry and Lemmy with a side of Ludwig!
Meme by TwilightShadowMistress, otherwise known as TSM
The Awesome You Meme
1.: Hey hey hey! What's your full name?
I am Plasmatroopa!
2.: Not caring! What's your nickname and your partner?
Meh, I go by Plasma or PT...usually PT.
E21: 'Sup witches? Names E21!
B07: And I am B07!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A19: (facepalm) idiots
3.: What is your age?
PT: Not telling yo!
4.: Who is standing next to you?
PT: Well, E21's over here, and B07's over-
B07: A BUILDING!!! IT'S STILL THERE!!! (runs to a random buildings)
PT:...well (snaps fingers, Bass appears) there, Bass the witch is here!
Bass: Oh come on!!
5.: Is there an ugly stupid witch near by?
PT: Yep, Bass is right there!! (points at Bass)
Bass: SON OF A WI-
PT: (punches him in the face, sends him flying into the distance) SHUT IT!!! And A-Nine-Dounchebags over there (points to A19)
A19: (wtf face)
6.: Alright! What is your IQ level?
PT: (shrugs) dunno, don't care
A19: Well that explains a lot
PT: Do you want to bunk with B07?
B07: (back from burning the building, insane grin) DERP!!
A19:...I take it back...
7.: What is your favorite color?
PT & E21: Blue witches!!
B07: Orange!! It's the colour of fire!!
8.: Are you fat?
Bass (from afar): YE-(gets hit by a missile)
PT: SHADDAP BASS!!!
9.: What's your favorite gaming series?
PT: Mega Man!! Shooting everyone in sight with lasers has never been more awesome!!!
10.: Hmm...who's your favorite character in that series?
PT: Bass from Mega Man 7, who is also my least favourite
A19: How does that make any sense?
PT: Shut up, you wouldn't understand
A19: (WTF face)
11.: -Kay! What do you like about that character?
PT: Well, for one, being the evil copy of Mega Man has to get him some points, and he is a freaking bad ass, has a wolf, and double jumps in the Classic series and doesn't give a shit!
Who was or were your favourite character(s):
PT: Well, Bass shares the favourite spot with Luigi-
PT: And...well, that's it really
13.: Would you like to meet that character someday?
PT: I have!! And it was freaking awesome! (high fives Luigi)
E21: Yeah!! Awesome!! (high fives)
14.: Okay, screw all that shiz! What's your favorite food?
PT: Italian food, but especially pizza!
B07: Nuclear chicken!!
A19:...I'm not going to ask
15.: What's your favorite drink?
PT & E21: COKE RULES WITCHES!!!
B07: I like lemonade!!
16.: Who's your least favorite character and why?
PT: (narrows eyes) Porky. Why? Because
(one long rant later)
PT: and that's why I hate Porky
E21 & A19: (stares)
B07: (derp face)
17.: What is your eye color?
PT: Brown in real life, here, look in the bio.
18.: What are three of your favorite songs?
PT: Meh, I don't listen to music much
E21: Me neither
A19: Meh, all of Shadow's theme songs
B07: People screaming when I kill them!!
A19: (backs away)
19.: What is your most favorite thing to do?
PT: Play video games
E21 & A19: Same.
B07: Burn down buildings!!! (derp face)
A19:...I need to get a restraining order fast...
21.: Flames or Pandas?
B07: FIRE!! FIREFIREIFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A19:...once this is is over, I'm calling my lawyer
22.: Air, Water, Earth, Fire, Darkness, or Light?
PT: None of em! Lightning for the win!
A19: Don't care
B07: FIRE!!! (a random city bursts into flames)
23.: Imagine a stupid moment with you and your partner.
PT: Phew, now that B07's in the mental asylum, I can finally rela-
B07: (pops out of no where) HAI BOSS!!!
PT: ACK!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!!!
B07: That old tub of mutated DNA!!
PT: NO!!! How did you get here?!?
B07: Oh, I was always here, that was my clone you sent to the asylum!
PT:...oh well, it probably wasn't gonna work anyway
C76: (walks in) hey boss! Did ya see the news? B07 exploded and everyone started acting like him! They even got fire powers and stuff!!
B07: Oh yeah...that time was awesome!!
A19: We had to reset the timeline after that, and be the only ones to remember the hell you put us through!!
B07: Yeah, that's the cool part!!
A19:...I hope Phoenix will be in a good mood...
25.: Do you have problems?
PT: Well duh! Who hasn't?
E21: (about to speak)
27.: I FORGOT THIS...what's your favorite couple :3?
PT: Don't really care honestly, next!
28.: You're partner says that he/she is unattractive. What do you say?
PT:...you're weird yellow pill shaped things, when were you attractive in the first place...no offence to you two (points to E21 and B07)
A19: What about me?
PT: What ABOUT you?
A19: (narrows eye) son of a witch
PT: (grabs Tails, pulls out a Wii Remote) TIME TO DIE!!!!
Tails: HOW ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME WITH A WII REMOTE?!?
PT: LIKE THIS!!!! (Wii Remote turns into a knife) (attacks)
(three seconds later)
PT: (turns Wii Remote into a portal gun, creates a portal, throws Tails inside) there!
30.: Tag Someone!
A19:...oh crap run!!!
E21: Ya don't have to tell me twice!! (runs)
PT: (explodes with electricity) CHRISTIE!!!!!
B07: (completely unaffected, stares at the screen) 34t m4h l33t skil n00bs!!! 4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!!
List your favourite video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games! (Redoing this for the third time!)
1. Fawful (Mario & Luigi series)
2. Meta Knight (Kirby series)
3. Bass (Mega Man series)
4. Mewtwo (Pokemon series)
5. Professor Layton (Professor Layton series...obviously)
6. Luke Triton (Professor Layton series)
7. Proto Man (Mega Man series)
8. Ridely (Metroid series)
9. Louie (Pikmin series)
10. Toon Link. (The Legend of Zelda series)
Answer these questions
What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed?
Me: Go away Fawful, I don't need your speach pattern getting into my head during the night...
Fawful: FAWFUL SHALL HAVE THE BACK OF COMINGNESS!!!! (Flys away)
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me:...Bass, what the hell?
Bass: WRONG LAB!!!! (Teleports)
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me:...who are you, and what have you done with Mewtwo?
'Mewtwo': Curses! (Throws off the disguise, revealing himself to be Don Paolo)
Louie:...Pikmin, attack. (Points at Don Paolo, and a horde of Pikmin attack him)
Don Paolo: NO WAIT WHA-I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!! (Runs away with the Pikmin still on him)
Number Five cooked you dinner?
Me: Thanks, prof!...you did this to stop Flora from getting inside, didn't you?
Layton: (nods with a serious expression)
Number Six is lying to you next on the beach?
Luke: Well hey Plasma! Fancy seeing you he-
Me: Luke, I am finishing my master plan to nuke Capcom-I don't need to put up with you stating the obvious today.
Luke: Hmph, rude...
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Wait...that must mean...I'M A ROBOT MASTER!!!! DR LIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Dr Light: Oh no...
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: So, did Samus blow you up again?
Ridely: (glares) oh shut up...
Number Nine made fun of all your friends?
Me: Alright Louie, time to get what's been coming to you for your jerkish actions for far too long...PROTO MAN, GET READY TO MOW HIM DOWN IN COURT!!!!
Louie: OH CRAP!!!! OLIMAR, GET ME A LAWYER!!!!
Olimar:...no. (Troll face)
Number Ten ignored you all the time?
Me: Fine, I guess I'll find a new Brawl main...
Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number One do?
Fawful: I SHALL HAVE THE JOININGNESS OF THESE KILLERS OF SERIALNESS!!!! (Joins them in murdering me)
Me: YOU SON OF A-(dies)...when I steal a 1-Up from Brawler, Proto's going to have another trial on his hands...
You're on vacation with Number Two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do?
Meta Knight: Hmph. (Teleports away)
Me: OH SCREW YOU!!!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: (face covered in soot)...BASS!!!!!
Bass: (smirks, teleports out) SUCKER!!!
You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does Four do?
Mewtwo: Since you oh so wonderfully threw a Master Ball t my head yesterday, I suppose I have no choice...(teleports in, grabs me with telekinesis, teleports us out)
Me: Thank you. Now go get me cookies.
Mewtwo: (floats away grumbling)
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will Five do?
Professor Layton: Relax-just calm down, and reconsider your options...I already knew you would try this anyways.
Me: Thanks prof-WAIT WHAT.
You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction?
Fawful: FAWFUL HAS CHORTLES AT THIS IMAGE OF PHOTOSHOPNESS!!!! (Laughs)
Me:...who did this?
Don Paolo: (whistling innocently in the background)
Toon Link: DIE!!!! (Chases the Don, waving the Phantom Sword wildly)
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Proto Man:...I'm about to destroy Louie in court.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Louie: Well, it was either this or go broke...(sends Pikmin to assist me)
You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?
Toon Link: (conduct the Command Melody, summons Cuccoos to attack me)
Me: OH CRAP!!!! (Flees for my life)
'Toon Link': (smirks, throws off disguise, revealing Don Paolo) revenge comes so simply...hopefully nobody will find the closet I stuffed that brat in.
Number One is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: The speach pattern destroyed my mind at a young age...
Number Two tell you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine?
Me:...WHAT KIND OF FREAKISH CROSSOVER CRACK PAIRING ID THIS?!?!?!? (Bangs head on a wall)
'Meta Knight': (smirks behind the mask-is actually Don Paolo)
You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Me: Wily? Hell no...wait when did this happen?
Don Paolo: (laughing in the background in the flying machine)
Would Five and Six ever kiss?
Me: NO. Layton is anything but a pedophile, let alone gay for Luke, no matter what the freaky fangirls say!
Fangirls: (begin plotting to murder me in my sleep)
Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...
Me: I should have known Luke had an evil side...he probably killed Professor Plum in the dining room with the lead pipe...(pulls out phone) hello? Is this MatPat? I have a brilliant Game Theory for you!
Luke: Oh no...hopefully I can hide another murder or two from the professor...
You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you.
Me:...Proto, what the hell?
Proto Man: You look like Rock...
Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boy friend. What do you tell him/her?
Ridely: Good thing too! I mean, being space pirate captain and having a loved one to hide it from? That would suck...
Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Don Paolo: (grins at his computer) now that I've hacked his email, I have created ny perfect revenge!
Louie: (is sent flying out a window by me)
You spot Ten kissing One. How do you react?
Me: WHAT I SAID AT THE OTHER QUESTION!!!! (shoots self in the head)
Don Paolo: (steps out, deactivates robots) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Bass: (is thrown against a wall by Mewtwo) I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!
Mewtwo: Not likely...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Fawful and Luke?...WHAT CRAZY FANGIRL IS MAKING THESE QUESTIONS?!?!?!?
Don Paolo: (typing at a computer) next one...
Would 2 trust 5?
Me: Layton's a true gentleman who would never turn on his friends-pretty sure he could earn Meta Knight's trust.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Toon Link: (pokes him with sword)
Mewtwo: (steals the sword and flys away) LOL WITCH!!!
Toon Link: (shakes fist to the sky) MEWTWOOOO!!!!!
If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Professor Layton: Well, I'll go back to my archeology classes...you should really retake English and improve your grammar.
Fawful: I HAVE INSULTEDNESS!!!!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: (eats unsurely)...well, it could have been Flora...
If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Proto Man: I'm already Plasma's lawyer...and Louie, don't you already work at Hocotate Freight?
If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Ridely: Dammit Layton WILL YOU TAKE OFF YOUR STUPID HAT?!?!?!?
Professor Layton: No.
If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?
Luke:...why did you draw Flora?
Louie: (shifty eyes) because.
Luke:...(rips off 'Louie's' face, revealing Don Paolo, gasps) YOU!!!
Don Paolo: DAMMIT!!!! (Grabs Luke, jumps in his flying machine and escapes)
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Toon Link: So you got left behind on a dangerous planet filled with creatures very willing to tear you apart twice?
Louie: Oh shut up-it's not much worse than being thrown into the ocean by a giant bird and getting launched out of a canon and loosing your sword!
Toon Link:...this discussion never happened. Deal?
What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Toon Link: (stabs Fawful, who explodes M&L style)
If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Louie: What the hell is this?
Don Paolo: (behind Meta Knight's computer) All part of my plan...DAMMIT TRITON WILL YOU STOP KICKING AND SCREAMING?!?!?!?
Luke: (tied up and gagged, yells something inaudible and glares at Don Paolo)
If 5 and 6 did a workout together?
Luke: Professor...I think that's enough puzzles...
Professor Layton: Nonsense, Luke, you can never have enough puzzles. Now, as I was saying...
If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: Dang, shame Luke had to vanish before I could send an invite...
Luke: (still captured, sighs)
If 7 won the lottery?
Proto Man:...(gived the money to Light Labs, teleports out)
If 8 had quite a big secret?
Ridely: No, can't admit I felt remorse that one time...
If 9 became a singer?
Me: Louie, what the hell?
If 10 got a daughter?
Me: I think he probably does-he founded New Hyrule with Tetra, so he probably had another Zelda as a daughter...or was it a son? I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!
What would 1 think of 2?
Fawful:...you are having the too muchness of seriousness.
What would 1 think of 2?
Me: Why is the same question being repeated?
Don Paolo: (still at the computer) hahahahaha...TRITON DO I HAVE TO SHOVE A TRANQUILISER THROUGH YOU?!?!?!?
Luke: (shuts up)
What would 4 envy about 5?
Mewtwo: How does he know almost everything without powers like mine?...
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Proto Man: We're both sidekicks...thats about it. Where is he anyway?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Ridely: (flying away at high speeds from Proto Man and his charge shots) why did I rip up Mega Man today?
Where would 8 meet 9?
Ridely: In a Smash Bros game if we ever become playable.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Louie: Hmph, my Pikmin know where he lives...well, same with everyone.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Toon Link: Not the speach pattern not the speach pattern...
Ask the Mario & Sonic Characters (Mario/Sonic the Hedgehog Crossover): Come, people who have nothing better to do, to ask the cast of Mario and Sonic in retarded crossover of random proportions! Status: Deleted.
Speeds My Game (Super Smash Bros.): Sonic tells the tale of a day in the insane life of a Smasher. Oneshot. Status: Complete!
Megalomaniac (Mega Man): A parody of the entire Mega Man Classic Saga! Enjoy hilarious chapters of insane and bizzare Robot Masters, whacky interlude breaks, and Wily's eyebrows! A place where the protagonist and his rival are the sane ones alive! Status: 3% done, I'm still working on it! Will be focused on when I finish Sonic vs IGN!
Sonic vs IGN (Sonic): When Sonic comes across a gaming site known as IGN, he is not pleased with their reviews and decides to call his "friends" over to destroy those reviews...until his plan backfires on him. Status: 60% done, got alot of work to do on the next chapter, currently my main project.
Future Stories (Stealing will be punished severely)
Random Rumble (Kirby): When the Comets of Randomness land in Dreamland one night, the whole world turns into a whacky land of hell. However, Lord Bluzzglefblurr (yes, that really is his name) comes and scatters them to take over Popstar. Kirby, now with his Copy Abilities completely random, has to stop him because he's the main character! To be Published: TBA
Unnamed Sonic vs IGN Sequel (Sonic the Hedgehog): Sequel to Sonic vs IGN. After everything in his gameroom is stolen by Shadow, Sonic has to compete in various games to earn enough money to buy everything back which will take FOREVER!!! To be Published: Hopefully sometime in June
Professor Layton and the Thousand Year Door (Professor Layton/Mario Crossover): Professor Layton and his accomplices are abducted by a group known as the Shadow Sirens, who claim to need "the Golden Apple" to resurrect their queen. Layton awakes alone on the dark streets of Rogueport, only accomponied by a strange man named Mario. And rumours of an ancient demon being ressurected...? It seems like a gentleman's job is never done. To Be Published: TBA
??? (Super Smash Bros.): I'm not revealing anything at the moment, lets just say it's something I've been working on when I'm not working on, and will be one of the few non humour stories I'll make in my time here. Be grateful, humour hating weirdoes. To Be Published: TBA
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