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Author has written 19 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Assassin's Creed, and Harry Potter.

1/16/2018

I'm editing all the fics, hence the long wait. Plus, you know, real life. I apologize.

4/17/2016

Nox Gold came up with lyrics for "Move, You Fekker" for rule 40 of The 501st List. It's amazing. xD Here's the link:

Move, You Fekker


2/23/2016

I forgot to put this, but Elfyliane translated The 501st List in French. This is the link:

La Liste de la 501e (The 501st List)


1/31/2016

Affect vs. Effect

It's vs. Its

Know vs. No

Me vs. I

Irregardless vs. Regardless

Here vs. Hear - This. This one happens all the time.

Your vs. You're - This one is extremely annoying and also happens all. The. TIME.

Then vs. Than

Literally vs. Figuratively

There vs. Their vs. They're

Through vs. Threw - This. This happens way too often. Two different fucking words.

If there is anyone don't want to go back and forth, here's the playlist link. All the videos but the seventh are about correcting his or her horrible grammar.

Grammar Slam! by Nerdist

In all seriousness though, most people on FanFiction are at least thirteen years old. All you English speakers should know this shit by now. Or at least know how to use a motherfucking apostrophe.

For example:

"Moms" = There are five moms in this room. Plural. Pretty self-explanatory. I hope...

"Mom's" = 1) Mom's book. In this case, it shows possession. The book belongs to Mom. 2) Mom's not home. This is the same as saying Mom is not home. This is a contraction. 3) Mom was born in the 80's. An apostrophe can make things like single letters (D) plural, but it actually depends on where you are. Some people in one area may consider this usage incorrect. (I might have bastardized this last explanation...)

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 14,163 - Follows: 11,392 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Probably Something Suspicious by Leytradvorstrelundar reviews
Pure crackfic. Everyone in the Jedi temple wakes with a start, Anakin acts too rashly and chaos ensues.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Master Windu - Complete
Guidelines to Living with Young Justice by Varmint reviews
Well, I was told that I was going too far with my pranks and rule breaking with my partners-in-crime; Jason and Robin; and the League told me what I couldn't do, but I told them I have a short memory span. They wrote a list. Challenged me to try to forget it and break all the rules. Needless to say, the challenge was accepted.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 81,454 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
The Miner's Song by Ardent Aspen reviews
(In the tradition of Tolkien, I'm trying to expand the world of my story with little cultural songs.) I imagine a young Megatron learning to sing this while slaving in the mining pits of Kaon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 46 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 9/19/2013
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 316 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Shopping by Supercar reviews
He was hit with the sudden realization that Himawari was also Hinata's daughter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Naruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
I want to be a Templar by RedWhiteAndBlaire reviews
Dad jokes and drunken Edward parenting aside, the Kenways have a serious issue. Young Haytham wants to be a Templar, how will his father react? One-shot, derpy family humor for the hell of it. *Updated a little side note at the end
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Connor K., Haytham K., Edward K. - Complete
We Love Our Two Dads by Greensword101 reviews
Superboy finally has enough of Superman's cold behavior towards him. Robin suggests revenge on him and the Dark Knight. With the help of Lois Lane, the Team, even Alfred, the Future World's Finest prove that revenge is best served with humor...and a lot of rumors. Rated T for swearing and sexual references or innuendos. NOT Slash! Part of the "Humorverse." Crack fic and OOC (sadly)
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,404 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Cascade by Draikinator reviews
A sort of spiralling collection of thoughts and memories, some before the war, some during, some after the restoration of cybertron. Soundwave waits in the shadowzone, Rafael refuses to go home, Knockout adjusts to life as an autobot, Ratchet grieves, and more. Spoilers for basically everything, great liberties taken with backstories.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Ratchet, Soundwave, Knock Out, Raf E. - Complete
The Reluctant Babysitter (Or: The Titan Drool Machine) by Xaphrin reviews
Red-X stared down at Raven, growling. "Can't you fly or something?" Her large, childlike eyes just stared up at him and she giggled. Of all the things he could get stuck doing for the Titans, how was babysitting Raven under a spell one of them?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Blue by ncfan reviews
"The house was too empty." There were some aspects of Nini's story that Kya didn't share with her daughter.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Kya, Kanna/Gran Gran - Complete
Boys, Daddy's home! by Ace in the Sol reviews
Wherein Elias' wife sends him what might just be the cutest thing anyone at work has ever seen, and Gabriel isn't ever going to get to do his paperwork.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2014 - L. Walker, D. Walker/Hesh, E. Walker - Complete
Whatever Happened to Captain Rex? by LongLiveTheClones reviews
Rex and Ahsoka are on a secret mission to take out a Separatist weapon when disaster strikes. Rex is sent off to Kamino, but the medship carrying one hundred doomed clones never arrives. Includes graphic descriptions of battle scenes and romance. Not for young audiences. Features many canon favorite characters. Story continues on in both "Rex II" and "Ando."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 589,086 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Down in the Hood by thewhitepatch reviews
Lamar reminds Franklin about the finer points of gang life. Franklin would have taken him more seriously if he hadn't broken into song.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Trevor P., Franklin C., Lamar D. - Complete
Welcome to the Mata-chatroom by Mazula reviews
What's this? Matau has gotten everyone Mata-chatroom accounts! What sort of internet chaos will ensure? Humanized!Bionicle, AU.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Ehrye, Gali, Hahli, Hakkan
Seriously? by jedikhaleesi reviews
Originally just one fanfic- now several! Characters question the twists in the Star Wars saga (eg Padme about her death, Luke and Leia about their kiss in ESB). Complete, but kind of sort of up for adoption. Read inside.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Girl in the Attic by HecateA reviews
An amnesiac in the attic, a war outside and Silena and Beckendorf in the middle of it all. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Kronos, Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
Borrowed Members by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
It's a hodge-podge family of unconventionals. Arrow Family. Zany's gift fic
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Roy Harper/Arsenal - Complete
Babyfied by BetYouCan'tFindMe reviews
The YJ's mentors got turned into babies! What would the YJ team do!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,381 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Hidden Feelings by batman-defeats-all reviews
When Tim investigates the locked room near his and Dick's rooms, he learns a bit more of a boy who was never mentioned in the manor; Jason Todd, the lost Robin. Soon afterwards, a mysterious vigilante known only as "Red Hood" shows up in Gotham, who seems to know a lot about the deceased boy. However, any investigation must be put on hold due to a small problem; The Joker's loose.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Jason T./Robin II, Timothy D./Robin III, Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A HIVE Christmas Tale by FFicWriterXxveryOriginal reviews
Jinx swears that this has got to be the dumbest idea in the history of dumb ideas! Christmas plus teenage delinquents equals 'what could go wrong'. Yeah, don't ever ask that. Featuring the Hive Five and others. One-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Jinx - Complete
The Different Ways to Say 'Dad' by Varmint reviews
"Jason! Roy! Wally! Get down from there!" Bruce yelled at the swinging children. "No way, José!" Wally yelled back. "Megan! Not you! Dick, get down from there right now! Conner, don't do that!" And Bruce looked at his only hope, his son Kaldur. "Want to join the fun?" And wise gray eyes looked back at him. "I believe you have enough problems already, father."
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,338 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Autobot G1 Retirement Home by Prander reviews
The mileage is high on these old Autobots as they rust away the day. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bumblebee, Wheeljack - Complete
Dinocide by T.L. Arens reviews
G1 The Dinobots and their guardian, Repugnus, fight the medical staff for Snarl's life. Meanwhile, Snarl fights an internal battle against attempted possession by a Quintesson's ghost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Snarl, Slag - Complete
Famous Last Words by Katea-Nui reviews
TFP Seaspray and Wheeljack are on their way to rendezvous and they chat and catch up some. Based on the small mention from Wheeljack in the episode Loose Canons. No warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Seaspray, Wheeljack - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Cybertron School Days by EHSparkwoman reviews
Starting high school is a hard thing but especially for the sons of the Prime! They and their friends are going to have to cope with all the problems of school life...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
The Phase II Saga by spikala reviews
Captain Rex's armour has been stolen! The boys of the 501st are up to no good but they'd better make sure he can't pin it on them. Meanwhile the Captain is on the war path!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Captain Rex, Clones - Complete
Laughing is Contagious by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Barricade wants revenge for Frenzy's death and attacks Bumblebee when he has Sam, Mikaela, and Miles. Miles has a nervous laugh, meaning he laughs whenever he's extremely nervous/and or scared. Of course this would be when a Decepticon is attacking. Sam sighed, "He is literally the only person who could turn a Decepticon good through laughter." also in my Drabbles story collection
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
Our own private Gestalt by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TF Prime. After discovering the truth about his origins, Knock Out forces Breakdown to confront the past. Final part of 'My happy ending' trilogy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Avengers: We Have Fangirls by Cornmaize122 reviews
"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I Swear by padawanjinx reviews
What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Cleaning The Room by Icey Bear reviews
Leshawna and Bridgette get into an argument. Their boyfriends need advice to stop it but from who? Gwen! But where is Gwen? In Duncan's dorm room! ...What are they doing in there? ...Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
My wild 999 percent by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TF Prime. With a little help from a ghost, Knock Out seeks to find out what lies within what organics call dreams. Sequel to 'My happy ending'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
When a God Shrinks by Molten-Ashes reviews
"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
My happy ending by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TFP. Knock Out was the medic and Breakdown his assistant. Nobody understood the true nature of their relationship, but five minds from the past may have an idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Vacation by Molten-Ashes reviews
Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2011 - R. Epps, Captain Lennox - Complete
White 'n' Nerdy by whitechocolate14 reviews
This is a lesson the world gets when the Brotherhood and Deadpool get WAAAY too much sugar. Suck at summeries! I was writing this on a sugar high! REVIEW PLEASE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Avalanche/Lance A., Pyro - Complete
Fruit Ninja by Nirianne reviews
Fruit Ninja is ever so addictive to normal people. What happens when our resident ninja gets a hold of the game? Fruit lovers beware; there will be carnage! One-shot! R&R!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Snake Eyes - Complete
McGonagall's List by Imagen99 reviews
A list in the common room. Goes from Marauder's Era to next gen. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Deviant by Taipan Kiryu reviews
After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,550 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
64 Insights by Usemychopsticks reviews
Sixty-four glimpses into the lives of the Combaticons ranging from happy and silly to serious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
One Girl Revolution by dytabytes reviews
50 sentences for Chromia
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Chromia - Complete
Kafeteria Kombat 3 by Spider-2099 reviews
The latest installment to Kafeteria Kombat. The biggest food free-for-all of all time. But will Lunch Time survive the wrath of angry Elder Gods?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Raiden, Taven - Complete
Boredom by EnforcerAJ reviews
Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Zack F. - Complete
I am Black and Jacked by TheHatakeQueen16 reviews
Who am I? A poem written about a certain black and jacked character. My friend wrote it for English, he actually got a 100 on it too.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - A. Cole - Complete
Nobody's Victim by Carlough reviews
Breakdown reads a book on abuse and starts to wonder if he has been mistreated. After a violent beating, he runs away from the Decepticon base to start a new life. The only problem is, he didn't expect his brothers to actually be hurt by his departure.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Breakdown, Motormaster - Complete
It's OUR Turn! by Aethelgythe reviews
The twins finally revenge-prank Jazz on Halloween but a real terror arises that threatens their very lives. An ancient evil thought to exist only in legend has arisen-and its out for one sole purpose. His mission-to taint and darken the innocence of the youngest spark in the Autobot ranks-Bumblebee. COMPLETED! Please R&R! NO SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,432 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Maria, Maria, Let Down Your Hair! by Era-Age reviews
This is what happens when you watch Shrek, read Romeo and Juliet again, and have a dream of Altair acting like a total goof. Aha.. Yeah.. I rate this M for how ridiculous it is and to be safe . Altair/Maria of course.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Breaking Draco Malfoy by imadoodlenoodle reviews
Blaise likes pranks, he's friends with the twins. He doesn't like being messed with and when Draco sticks his homework to his desk he does just that. Blaise's psychological prank warfare will be released. Draco won't know what's hit him. Blaise in 5th yea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
The Glories of eBay by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ironhide, R. Epps - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
To Fly by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Jetstorm, Jazz - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Awkward Situations by WorldofWarCraftFanatic16 reviews
A collection of one-shots including Will, Epps, Sarah, Annabelle, and sometimes Ironhide. Chapter 7: Sarah finally carries out her plan to drive Epps out of the house, but will it work?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - W. Lennox
The box and other tales by taralynden reviews
Post-TF:TM, the mechs left behind have time for some introspection over what - and who - they've lost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
If You Were by Tianimalz reviews
Random funny Ter/X friend one-shot. Rated for the usage of "hell" in the dialog of fighting teenagers, and mention to sexual content magazines and ... gays. LOL.... I warned you.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Red-X, Terra - Complete
The Twins' Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
At last, the long awaited sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank". It's the infamous prankster twins...and no one outpranks them and gets away with it! Please R&R! COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Shield by playswithworms reviews
AU--The Protectobots are caught up in the war far ahead of schedule, but how much will it cost them? First Aid pays the price for their first battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hot Spot, First Aid - Complete
Know Your Joe: Quick Kick by Red Witch reviews
The Joes find out more about Quick Kick than they ever wanted to know.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Jazz's Bipolar Prank by Aethelgythe reviews
Jazz finally decides to get even with the twins on Halloween night. NO SLASH! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Know Your Joe Pets! by ShivaVixen reviews
Some people haven't learned their lesson . . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Quick Kick, Lifeline, Mutt, Snake Eyes - Complete
Culture Gap by Demyrie reviews
Ratchet doesn't talk about the Great Wars. He doesn't talk about old friends turned traitor or acts of violence that scar 'bots for life... and he certainly doesn't talk about it to a tiny female organic, even if she IS a friend. Ratchet-Sari bonding! TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Stranger than Mary Sue Fiction by OrbThesela reviews
Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Size does matter by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Second Glance by FHGVZEhyde reviews
It’s been eight years since the second Bang. Static and Gear are in Gotham hunting down a killer and the only other living Bang Baby is trying to keep his family out of the line of fire even as he's dragged straight into the heart of the blaze. Finished!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,183 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hotstreak, Virgil/Static - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Bad Cop by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1ish: Brawl gets his Alternator upgrade. Run, Swindle, run.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Brawl, Vortex - Complete
Know Your Joe: Deep Six by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse pester another victim for an interview and get more than they bargained for.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Ebon's Big Surprise by Red Witch reviews
Ebon learns the hard way that it's not a good idea for Metahumans to drink chemicals they don't understand.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Complete
Know Your Joe's Relationship Problems by Red Witch reviews
Despite popular appeal, Short Fuse and Quick Kick take to the airwaves again for an exclusive on Falcon and Jinx's relationship. They get more than they bargained for including a trip to the intensive care unit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Meet Tripwire by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse interview everyone's favorite mine detector! Actually he's their only mine detector...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
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Shades of Grey reviews
"Nothing and no one could be truly "good" or "evil". Mecha who believe that can only be described as ignorant." Being continued. UNDERGOING REWRITE. (The melodramatic tone is frustrating.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - OC
Verd'ika reviews
On a small moon light years away from the Core, in a tiny house on the edge of an out-of-the-way village, the holonews covering the Jedi betrayal and subsequent purge plays to a horror-struck audience. The stunned silence is shattered by a long, broken wail. (Previously "Moments In Time.")
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Ahsoka T., Clones, OC
The Autobot List reviews
Due to the extreme amount of incidents we will never speak of again, ALL Autobots are to follow these rules. Sideswipe (and Sunstreaker), I swear if you don't listen, I will declare Open Season, and let every single mech you've ever pranked have at you. I'm not joking. - Prowl (Extremely cracky.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Prowl
Ghosts reviews
Autobot City is haunted. (No OCs)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Bluestreak - Complete
Pull the Trigger reviews
"I should just end him now." Slight Comic AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Hear the Rhythm, Feel the Beat reviews
How do you describe something no one else seems to hear?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Blaster, Jazz - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
What would you do to protect your only child? (Does contain OCs (mostly unnamed), but no Major CanonxOC.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Fireflight, Silverbolt, Skydive, OC
The 501st List One-Shots reviews
Here are the stories of how the rules came to be. Language and suggestive themes. High "T", guys. (Disney's retcon makes this AU) NOT ABANDONED, by the way.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Captain Rex, Clones
The 501st List reviews
At the request of Admiral Yularen, all troopers, commandos, ARCs, and Jedi are to obey the following rules. That means you, Skywalker. COMPLETE. (Disney's retcon makes this AU.)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex, Clones - Complete
More Than Orders reviews
"I never wanted to be a father. Not very Mando, right? But these kids...they need me. I'm all they have." Goes back eight years before Geonosis, when the commandos were trainees. No CloneXOC
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Clones, OC
Transformers: Prank Wars reviews
Years after the Decepticon and Autobot war ended, their children begin a war of their own. And this time, the Decepticons didn't start it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - OC
Character Complaints reviews
In which the fourth wall is broken, and there is much complaining. OOCness galore. Crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014
Assassin's Creed: Legacies
Twenty years after Desmond, a new generation takes over the war. Canon characters will be mixed with OCs. Not sure of genre, so will be general for now. UNDER REVISION.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Rebecca C., Shaun H., William M., OC
A Time Long Gone reviews
A spy remembers his old life in the ruins of another fallen city.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Wasp - Complete
Not Me reviews
"I'm not Jazz. That's the name you gave me, but I'm not him." Slight AU.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Ratchet, Jazz, Dino/Mirage - Complete
Start the Revolution reviews
Revolution: an overthrow or repudiation and the thorough replacement of an established government or political system by the people governed. "All it takes is a spark."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Boo reviews
"Boo. I want Boo. Where's Boo?" What if Kad got tired of waiting?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Atin - Complete
Firsts
Your basic growing-up story, Aerialbot style. The genre and rating will change accordingly in each one-shot. DISCONTINUED AND WILL EVENTUALLY BE DELETED.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Silverbolt, Skydive, OC
Questions and Answers reviews
How do you talk with the mech who Sired then abandoned you as a sparkling? Slight Edit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - OC - Complete