Author has written 5 stories for Yours, Mine, and Ours, Misc. Movies, Goonies, Girl Vs. Monster, and Swindle series, Gordon Korman.
Hey everyone! I'm Alyssa! Here 's a little more info. about me!
Movies: The Goonies, Grown Ups, The Sandlot, Step Up Revolution, Real Steel, Race to Witch Mountain, Cheaper By the Dozen, Radio Rebel, Aliens in the Attic, Girl Vs. Monster, Sound of Music, Nanny McPhee, Yours Mine and Ours, Zoom, We Bought a Zoo
Songs: Don't Wake Me Up (Chris Brown), No Lie (2 Chainz), Your Body (Christina Aguilera), Catch My Breath (Kelly Clarkson), Ball (T.I.), 22 (Taylor Swift), Red (Taylor Swift), Hall of Fame (The Script), Wanted (Hunter Hayes), When Can I See You Again? (Owl City), Right Above It (Lil Wayne and Drake), Locked Out of Heaven (Bruno Mars), Drive By (Train)
-The Extra(Yours, Mine, and Ours): Makayla Parker has been living with the Norths for 2 years now. She has never liked change much. So why is there so much of it now a days? Add a little love and you've got yourself a problem. Michael/OC
-Baseball Sis(Misc. Movies):Eddie's Million Dollar Cook Off story. What if Eddie had a twin sister? What if she played baseball? What if she was best friends with Hannah? What if she had a crush on D.B.? You'll have to read and find out! D.B./OC
-An Adventure Like No Other(Goonies): Samantha "Sam" Devereaux. Also known as Mouth's twin sister. And the only girl Goonie. See how she plays into the adventure of One-Eyed Willy. Mikey/OC
-Sister, Sister(Girl Vs. Monster): Ryan has a younger sister, Rylee. Watch as she faces her fear with the help of some monster hunters. Henry/OC
-The Artist: Book 1(Swindle series,Gordan Korman): Griffin and Ben were not the only ones that went to the old Rockford house that day. Brianna Slovak, Ben's sister, also went along and, in doing that, joined the team in getting the swindled baseball card back.
-Flips(Step Up 2: The Streets): "There is also this girl. She used to be a cheerleader before getting kicked off the team for bad grades. She was always the one people saw flipping in the air and doing some crazy trick before landing. Her names Kristen, but everyone calls her Flips." Monster/OC
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I didn't people could operate one while sleeping, that's new).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Wow, that's informational...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Nah, really?).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ya didn't think of putting that on the top of the box)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really, wow...thanks for the warning...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (No, duh.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (If I didn't want that, I would be taking this.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else am I supposed to put them??)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Way to state the obvious)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Virgin Airlines.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I blame the parents.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why would anyone do that?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
I hate Stereotypes:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.]
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I know about MURDERS so I MUST be obsessed with dead people.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (No, I'm an alien from planet Pigsflyingable)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm ASLANIC, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a LONER so I MUST have no social skills.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I BELIEVE that pigs can fly, so I MUST be a nutcase.
I'm ASLANIC, so I MUST not be able to tell real from make believe
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[x] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[x] You love soccer
[x] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
[x] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[x]Water polo is awesome
[x]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[x] You’re an optimist.
[x] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[x] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay (usually not though!!!!)
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Serious is better than funny.
[x]There is at least one person you hate
[x] You love baseball
[x] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[x] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.