Author has written 27 stories for Soul Eater, D.Gray-Man, Young Justice, No. 6, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Merlin, Supernatural, and Psych.
I'm pretty sure that no one reads these anyway so who the fuck cares what i put in here.
Gender: Girl (or am I? *eye twitch*)
Age: 17 years old
Anime I'm Currently Dying Over
Attack on Titan
Koruko no Basuke
Terror in Tokyo
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Ouran High School Host Club
D. Gray-Man (One of the best animes I have ever seen!)
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Uragiriri wa Boku no Namae o Shitteriru (Betrayal Knows My Name)
Kill la Kill
Too many to count
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
A moment of silence for the late Mr. Common Sense.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. unfortunately I fell for this...
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( The shoplifter special! )
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(So does this mean I can eat it frozen? Its only a suggestion...)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(now you tell me...Grrrrrrr)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
( GASP! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COLD! )
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
( Now they tell me...)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(Yeah you don't want a drozey five year old to run you over. that would be the end of the world.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(WHAT OTHER USE?!)
Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
(yeah go ahead ruin a universal childhood belief...jerk...)
Boys are like slinkies. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Sincerely the ever iNSanE,