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Joined 12-22-11, id: 3553059, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, and Walking Dead.

Okay, so, my old account got deleted (probably by Mikami) and this is my new one, obviously... Ummm... If anyone wants to roleplay with me through Skype, just message me...

Really Stupid Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually EATS lunch, so I must be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

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Skimming the Precipice by SorceressCirce reviews
Alec's secret desires brought him loneliness and isolation his entire life - until he found someone to share them. With Magnus, Alec knows magic and passion, comfort and belonging. A brief romantic interlude set in Spain during City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Daryl Dixon Equation by The Readers Muse reviews
"..It was logical, precise. Clean cut and focused. – ...Yet so completely and utterly doomed...
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Eight Limbs But Not Slimy by The Readers Muse reviews
"To be honest he wasn't exactly sure how to handle this. He wasn't the stick around and cuddle type."
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Proposal by WalkingDeadfreak reviews
Daryl and Glenn go camping, and Glenn is left with a major surprise. If you can't tell by the Title. Daryl/Glenn Oneshot, Fluff
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Only I Can Touch Ya by WalkingDeadfreak reviews
After Glenn is saved, the group heads back to camp and Daryl and him have a little "talk". Fluff, One Shot. Set After 104 and walkers didn't attack camp.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
A Question of Thirst by ResistPsychicDeath reviews
"Grappling his fingers, entwining them with mine, I felt the scum of dried blood and sweat mingling on my skin... I was afraid that if I let go, he would collapse and crash into the dirt below us." D/G, first encounter & dehydration. Eventual slash! R&R!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
Sleep by HowlWind reviews
*WARNING* CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 Filling a prompt for the TWD Kinkmeme community. "After what happened s2e07 , Daryl can't sleep. He keeps having nightmares. The only time he ever manages to get some rest is when Glenn sleeps with him."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
On the Subject of Names by xGlass reviews
In which Finland tests Sweden's patience rather he realizes it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Damned Thing by doctorkaitlyn reviews
Five times Daryl tries to get rid of Glenn's hat and one time he finally succeeds. Rated for language and mild smut.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
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Hot Mess reviews
What happens after Daryl forces Glenn t drink at the CDC? Lemon, stripping, loosely based off the song 'Hot Mess'
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
What Happens During Lookout reviews
Glenn is happens to be outside while Daryl's on lookout. Daryl sees him and they engage in some, uh- activities on Daryl's motorcycle. M Lemon Cussing Dirty talk
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Glenn, Daryl D. - Complete
A's Beyond Birthday reviews
A gets a surprise on his birthday from BB. M for lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - A, BB - Complete
Knowing reviews
Just a little drabble I came up with. Matt-centric! Matt thinks about if he is Matt or Mail. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Matt - Complete
In The Dark reviews
BB decides to have his way with Mello, not that Mello's totally complaining... Yeah, I know BB and Mello don't really anything to do with each other, but... Lemon, rated M for a reason
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - BB, Mello - Complete
Why Matt Loves Mello reviews
Matt has a mental rant about some of the reasons of why he truly loves Mello. Drabble. T for cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete