Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
I have way to may ideas running around in my head.
I used my nickname for my user name.. I earned Chipmunk, because when I get excited or happy about something my voice gets embarrassingly high.
I am Australian, my mum is British and I was raised pretty much British, I somehow got a British accent that I learnt to hide by the time I was six.
I still watch Disney movies, musical's and cry in sad movies.
I love to be random (like running up to my younger sister at school and yelling hi really loud, because at that moment in time it seemed like a great idea)
My favorite characters in Harry Potter include:
-Nymphadora Tonks (I can totally relate to being clumsy, I held the record at school for tripping over air the most times.)
-Fred and George Weasley (not ashamed to say I cried when Fred died... actually I cried all though the books every time someone good died)
Homophobia and you: Stop the hate and spread the love
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
There are a lot of screwed up things in the world that we should try to fix but letting Gay people get married should not be a issue, seriously it’s discrimination (repost if you believe in gay marriage)
If you love rain, copy this in your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
The Harry Potter Pledge:
I promise to remember Harry
I promise to remember Ron
I promise to remember Hermione
I promise to remember James and Lily
I promise to remember Dumbledore
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
I promise to remember Moony
I promise to remember Narcissa
I promise to remember Tonks
I Promise to have Constant Viligance
I promise to remember Hedwig,
I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
I promise to remember Hagrid
I promise to remember Neville
I promise to remember the Marauders
I Promise to remember Dobby,
I Promise to remember Luna
I Promise to remember Seamus
I Promise to remember the Dursley's
I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
I Promise to remember Snape
I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
And when they ask, "After all this time?"
Yes I promise that I will
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Panda-Boo15,Storylover158,Anim3Fan4Ever, Fan of Fiction 96, Randomness-Is-My-Specialty, TylerOfDistrict2, chipmunk93
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be ditzy.
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (hmm… I believe in god, that means Christian right?? And I FUCKING LOVE GAY people. Hello, have you even read my profile??)
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I said I believe in god, but I am FAR from religious.)
I’m ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a ‘big one.’
I’m EGYPITIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m IN TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (guys are easier to talk to then most girls are)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
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