Mercutio
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Joined 1998, id: 3554, Profile Updated: 02-05-10
Author has written 6 stories for X-Files, StarTrek: The Next Generation, X-Men, Star Wars, Stargate: Atlantis, and Smallville.

A latter-day Don Quixote, retired at an early age to spend my time in writing, playing video games and generally goofing off.

I've only included one story per fandom as a sample of my writing. I've written a good deal more, and in fandoms that this website doesn't care for. You can find most of those stories on my website or, while I haven't used it in a while, through my livejournal, bard-mercutio.livejournal.com.

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Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,127 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 10,078 - Follows: 4,362 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected Events by zakairen reviews
Arriving back at Privet Drive for the summer after fifth year, Harry gets some shocking news. No more Dursleys? Independant!Harry and Dumbledore bashing. AU because HBP. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,224 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P.
Reasons Unknown by Perri Smith reviews
Trapped in a room with Smallville's most eligible billionaire -- dream come true, or total nightmare? Chloe/Lex non-ship
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Complete
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Painting The Wolverine Red reviews
An adult Jubilee knows what she wants. But when it's Wolverine, who's going to win?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 12/2/1998 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Coffee Talk reviews
Clark/Lex. In which they talk, and make plans to see each other again.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
School for Scoundrels reviews
AU. Rodney is invited to go to a special boarding school for the gifted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
Walk Softly And Carry A Big Lightsaber reviews
Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. What would a Jedi apprentice really do if he discovered he was in love with his master?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77,279 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2001 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Single White FBI Agent reviews
Scully looks for a roommate. My most popular X-Files story. Humor.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/1998 - D. Scully - Complete
Raison d'Q reviews
When Q discovers what his purpose is, can Picard help him live with it?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/1998 - Q, J. Picard - Complete