Darth Sissy
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Joined 03-13-03, id: 355461
Author has written 1 story for Song of the Lioness.
Hello. I am Darth Sissy. Fear me.
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The Lady Knight's Squire by Rusting Roses reviews
We all know how Kel's years as a squire went...yet it was Neal who faced four years with the infamous 'Lioness'. How did Neal fare those four years? Welcome to Squire, told from Neal's perspective.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Tortall
Eventfully Ever After by Silverlake reviews
The Penelope and Dalton chronicles continue...featuring Jeck and Selena and forcing Neal to bestow life advice. The epilogue is up and the offspring are a handful!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,613 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Making Her Own Way by Lady Muck reviews
Set some 20 years after Lady Knight, this is the tale of a girl who didn't want to be a mage or a warrior, but whose ambition might prove equally challenging to attain. Epic political saga with random humorous interjections. Better than average OC! R&R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,422 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Unwritten Love by Starzgirl reviews
Takes place during Squire & Lady Knight. Kel & Cleon are courting, but Kel still feels extremely attracted to Dom. Dom knows she & Kennan are together, but what happens when Dom & Kel share an unexpected, and wonderful, kiss? Eventual K/D. T for Safety
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,965 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Pride and Determination by Silverlake reviews
Kel's married Dom and become training master, but her favorite students have a long road ahead of them...Ch. 12 is up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,730 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Love and Money by Silverlake reviews
Sequel to Training Master Mindelan. Kel's proteges adjust to life as knights and Kel adjusts to her rapidly growing family with input from Neal, Wyldon, Alanna, Daine, Numair, George, Dom, and Owen. Complete! Fluffy epilogue posted!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,529 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Tortall - Complete
The Private Journal Strikes Back by Rubine Goslay reviews
Last chapter up! Follows Tonks through Book 6. Sequel to The Private Journal of NT. Major HBP spoilers, NTRL. Angsty goodness followed by fluffy goodness! Please R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Training Master Mindelan by Silverlake reviews
A look at Kel's experiences juggling motherhood and her position as training master. And a chronicle of the lives of Neal's and Alanna's squires. Complete!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,763 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Loving My Best Friend by Gir-Rory reviews
A certain cousin and a certain best friend of a certain Meathead fall in love. Rated PG13, just in case.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Nymph vs Wolf by Queriusole reviews
Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,273 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Don't Call Me Nymphadora by Adali reviews
Nym Tonks is small, skinny, and, well, nobody really. Okay, so maybe she's a witch. But so are lots of other people. If only her life was as simple as theirs. Featuring baby Draco, Weasley clan, and lots of Maurauders[Chapter 31 up]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,921 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003 - N. Tonks
Scribbles, Notes, and Other Odd Documents by notagiraffe reviews
In a world full of over-excited workbooks, a commentator's ramblings, and the art of predicting your own misfortunes, the lives of Angelina, Katie, Alicia, George, Lee and Fred have never been normal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Angelina J., George W.
The Private Journal of Nymphadora Tonks by Rubine Goslay reviews
A year in the life of a loveable young witch. Follows Tonks through Book 5. OotP spoilers NTRL COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Count by years by half-sleeping reviews
Kel from Dom's point of view, by her years. KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Tortall
The Flu Inspires Communication Skills by Rubine Goslay reviews
Can't get enough of RonHermione fluff? Inspired by a communications class i took. Short fluffy one shot. Tee-Hee!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Arwen's Twin Sister by Hwesta reviews
Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Remember by JWizB reviews
Men-In-The-Moon, charred wood, shadowlight... Lalasa has a wonderful memory.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Tortall
I Hear Him Laughing by FernWithy reviews
During the year that Remus teaches at Hogwarts, Harry is not the only student bothered by the Dementors. A desperate Ginny Weasley also comes to him for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Remus L., Ginny W.
The Epic Comedic LOTR Poem! by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter three up! LOTR in one forking huge poem! Could be interesting, eh? I'm not taking this too seriously, so neither should you, but if you R&R it'll make me smile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Perspectives by Saraswathi reviews
The night before Kel's Ordeal, three adults in her life gather to discuss who she should end up with. Alanna and Wyldon argue, Raoul tries to calm everyone down, Owen knows what no one else does and Dom is a guest star.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Tortall, Tortall
Just a Boy, Nothing More reviews
Tobe joins the Riders after serving Kel. Never did he think it could be so maddening.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Tortall