Author has written 20 stories for Wrestling, 6teen, and Web Shows.
My name’s Kalina and I’m 18. I live in Arkansas. Writing is my passion, but so are my fandoms. I want to get an MFA in creative writing in college. I’m in my school’s writing center and I take writing very seriously. I often care more about characters than people I know. My writing is often the saddest, the most morbid, or just the most angst-ridden stuff you will find. I don’t like fluff. I wrote it years ago, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve discovered that fluff just isn’t a real thing. Besides, it makes for better smut. *Winks* And smut fics are my vice, as it is everyone’s.
I used to write wrestling, but now I write web shows (Youtubers). And I'm very happy I made the transition. I'd pay money to make Ianthony real. I'm not even kidding. Smosh is my entire life.
Update: July 2, 2015
You may have noticed that a lot of my older, completed stories are missing. This is due to the fact that they contained copyrighted lyrics from various sources. I wrote these stories a while ago and I saw no problem with putting lyrics from songs when I put a disclaimer saying that I owned nothing and named the owners at the top or bottom of the story/chapter. To be perfectly honest, I still don’t see a huge problem with it, even though I don’t do it anymore. However, this apparently is not okay with several members of the fanfiction.net community and these stories were reported and the owners of the songs were emailed about it. Therefore, I thought it best to just delete them off of the site for good.
Some of these stories are still on my AO3, Wattpad, and a few are on Tumblr. Therefore, you can still read those. However, some of the wrestling ones are just going to stay gone. My writing wasn’t very good back then, anyway.
Once my Have Faith in Me contest is over, I believe I’m going to just leave. I don’t need my mental health suffering because of some bored people behind a computer screen. I’m sorry, guys. I will keep writing because it’s my passion and my new stories will be posted on my Wattpad, Archive of Our Own, Tumblr, and my Livejournal. The stories that have been deleted are:
A Drop in the Ocean - Gone
Unforgivable Secrets - Gone
Felixphernelia - Available on AO3 and Wattpad
Far From Home - Gone
Last Chances - Gone
Chemicals React - Gone
Ianthony (Ian/Anthony from Smosh) - Ultimate OTP!
Pewdiecry (Pewdiepie/Cryaotic) - Second OTP
Marhinki (Mari/Sohinki from Smosh Games)
Jovencorn/Lasershire (Jovenshire/Lasercorn from Smosh Games)
Shoey (Shane Dawson/Joey Graceffa)
Troyler (Tyler Oakley/Troye Sivan)
Snund (Snake/Scott Jund)
Scentern2 (Scene/Intern 2 from MyMusic)
Indol (Indie/Idol from MyMusic)
Techstep (Techno/Dubstep from MyMusic)
Music is incredibly important to me, as I think it is with all teenagers. My very favorite band is Mayday Parade and I saw them for the first time on May 10, 2014. I cried.
Other bands I love: A Day to Remember, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Panic! At the Disco, Falling in Reverse, Blessthefall, Red, Hawthorne Heights, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Black Veil Brides, All Time Low, Bring Me the Horizon, Something Corporate, Blink-182, Green Day, Nirvana, The Offspring,
My favorite movie is The Crow, the Brandon Lee one. My favorite TV shows are Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Criminal Minds. I also enjoy WWE from time to time.
Well, thanks for reading! I used to have a lot more, but I didn’t want to sound obnoxious. Check out my links to get ahold of me. I will always reply. And if you have any questions or personal problems DO NOT HESITATE TO ASK ME. Believe me, I know from experience. Unless it’s about relationships. Sadly, I have absolutely no experience with those at all, lol. :)
XxBeautyFairytaleofJorriexX and I are co-writing a story. It's called "The Forbidden Touch." Check it out.
I'm also currently co-writing with LitaHardy21. It's called "She Will Be Loved." :)
Name 12 of your favorite Youtubers.
1. Shane Dawson
2. Mari Takahashi
4) Dan Howell
5) Anthony Padilla
8) Phil Lester
9) Matt Sohinki
10) Ian Hecox
12) Joey Graceffa
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Lasercorn/Pewdiepie. Lol nope and nope.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dan? Hell yeah.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Joey/Phil. Mmm. Wow. I don’t. I. Well.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Sohinki? Well, I love XxUnwrittenxX’s Marhinki fics.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mari/Lasercorn. Not really, but to be honest, it could be way worse.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Anthony/Sohinki or Anthony/Ian. IANTHONY. NO FREAKING QUESTIONS ASKED OMFG OTP. Seriously, I don’t ship Sohanthony at all. And I ship Ianthony with all of my soul so. Yeah.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Cry. Mari/Joey. This isn’t even relevant. Cry doesn’t know them so he’d simply be confused. And why the hell would Joey and Mari be having the secks?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Joven/Ian. Okay…Joven’s jealous of Iancorn because he secretly wants Ian.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Shane/Phil. I don’t think so. But if it ever happens, I wouldn’t be shocked.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cry/Joey. Wut. Okay…You’re Beautiful Without the Mask.
Wow, that is such shit.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Cry? Yuppppp. Mostly Pewdiecry because Pewdiecry’s fab.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Joven? Hmm. Maybe Marishire but that’s probably it.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Pewdiepie. I’m sure they do. Probably all Pewdiecry though.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Mari/Dan/Anthony. I don’t think so. This is odd.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Phil. “Let’s Have a Kiki” by Scissor Sisters because that is what popped in my head first and Phan can be involved.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Mari/Ian. Humph. “Wanna go get donuts?”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Anthony? Literally earlier today because I live for Ianthony. I’m not even joking.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Pewdiepie/Sohinki. No and neither. This doesn’t make sense at all.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Joven/Cry. I guess Joven. I don’t even know.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Shane and Sohinki are in a happy relationship (lol what the hell) until Sohinki suddenly runs off with Dan (it’s getting weirder). Shane, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Pewdiepie (HOW?) and a brief unhappy affair with Joey (HOW CAN IT BE UNHAPPY WHAT THE HELL?), then follows the wise advice of Anthony and finds true love with Joven (gee, thanks Anthony).
Title: Shane’s a Dumbass That Won’t Love Joey
No one in their right mind would read it and no one in my friends’ list should write it. Please no.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cry/Phil. I’d feel pooey. I prefer Pewdiecry and Phan.
Thirteen OTP Questions: Ianthony Edition.
[I mean, did you expect any other pairing? Come on, man.]
1) Who cooks normally? I really feel like Ian would because Anthony’s become accustomed to all of these fancy Vegan places and when they get together Ian’s gonna be like no.
Besides, I can totally see Anthony being lazy and complaining about how he’ll burn everything. And Ian knows it’s true, so he just cooks. He secretly enjoys it, though.
2) How often do they fight? They have the dumb little tiffs sometimes, but they don’t get mad about them. However, when they get into actual fights, they’re bad. They’ve resulted in one leaving the other before. Excuse me as I go cry in a corner. (I know all I basically write is angst, but it still makes me sad, okay?)
3) What do they’re away from each other? They text each other a fuckton. And at night they have dirty Skype calls. They might even sext during the day just to make the other one blush in public.
4) Nicknames for each other? When being serious, Ian calls Anthony by his real name, Daniel, but he usually calls him ‘Anth’ or ‘Ant’ to get on his nerves. Anthony calls Ian Ian Andrew Hecox from time to time, but it’s usually just dude or man or baby. Lol, one of these things is not like the other.
5) Who is more likely to pay for dinner? Hmm…I, for some reason, envision them sharing a bank account so it doesn’t really matter. But I can totally see them fighting over the ticket and hiding it from the other. It’s really all a game of chance to see who can either grab it first or who has to pay. It depends on how they’re feeling. BUT Anthony. I see Anthony being more likely to pay for it, just because I adore the idea of him being obsessed with taking care of Ian and protecting him. (MENTAL IMAGE IS TOO CUTE TO HANDLE).
6) Who steals the covers at night? That’s definitely Ian because he gets cold (hence all of the sweaters) and it frustrates Anthony, but he gets revenge by throwing his leg over Ian’s stomach or side.
7) What would they get each other for gifts. That’s easy! Ian would definitely get Anthony some elaborate Nintendo thing. It doesn’t really matter what it is, just as long as it’s Nintendo. And probably skinny jeans, let’s be real here. Anthony would get Ian sweaters and RPG games
8) Who kissed who first? Definitely Anthony. Ian’s outgoing, but he’s shy about things like that, especially when it came to Anthony because he’s always had feelings for him. Anthony did it totally out of nowhere and even he was confused about it.
9) Who made the first move? Ian, but it was very subtle. I doubt Anthony even noticed it.
10) Who remembers things? Definitely Ian. Anthony can be a real airhead sometimes. Ian writes things down so that he can remember them. And he usually reminds Anthony of things he needs to do.
11) Who started the relationship? Anthony had to have because I just know that he did something dumb and had to give a long spiel to Ian about how sorry he was and how much he loved him and needed him. And Ian probably cried and said yes and that is how Ianthony started.
12) Who cusses more? That’s very difficult. I would say that they say the same curse words in the same capacity. Basically, it’s a tie.
13) What would they do if the other one was hurt? If Anthony was hurt, Ian would turn on Mario Kart or Mario Party and get tacos. They’d play Mario and eat tacos and after, Ian would hold him and tell everything’s going to be okay. If Ian was hurt, Anthony would probably pick him up, carry him to his bedroom, and just hold him. He’d let him cry and he’d ruffle his hair and kiss his cheek and tell him that he’s there and everything’s all right.