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check out he who fell from grace he's an awesome fanfiction writer with an insane word count, his main subject is extreme 40k PWNAGE of lesser universes, which we ALL love...

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You won't win.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

Remember, there's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!

They say every 1 in 5 people is Chinese. There are five people in my family. Mom, Dad, Me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think it's Tom.

One Day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army. You get to visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too!"? Why would you get a cake if you can't eat it?!

Tell the truth and run.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

Expendability: Spock, Kirk, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back?

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt. When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not sing "Defying Gravity" whenever I get on a broom.

52) I am not tell people that the Inquisition will kill them for being unsanctioned psykers.

53) I will not fax Voldemort a plastic-surgery coupon. I will get killed.

54) I will not burn my classmates at the stake. Or else.

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If your one of the 8% still listening to real music copy and paste this

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

The following information is from credible intelligence sources on the latest viruses sweeping across our nation's information superhighway, so take extreme caution and be on high virus alert at all times!THE GEORGE W BUSH VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction
THE JOHN KERRY VIRUS - Reverses every position each time you turn your computer on
THE AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to keep counting, recounting, recounting ... ad nauseam
THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a permanent hard drive, with no memory
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails your best friends about what it did).
THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
THE JESSE JACKSON VIRUS - Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes
THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200
THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files
THE PROZAC VIRUS - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS - Attacks only minor files
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! GD12, Notenufdakka

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Nothing But a List of Names to Mark His Ascension by darkeldar reviews
It is the end of the 41st Millennium, and the Aurelian sector is overwhelmed by war. Attacked on all fronts by aliens and traitors, it is up to the outnumbered Blood Ravens to protect their recruiting worlds. Part of the Legacy of the Blood Ravens.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 448,853 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/16/2011
Clouds on the Horizon 2: Countdown to Armageddon by Jerathai reviews
Jake and Neytiri are new parents, the scientists remaining at Hell's Gate are staring extinction in the face, the Ikran Clan of the Eastern Sea is bracing for invasion, and the RDA would rather see Pandora destroyed than face life without unobtanium.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,171 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Jake S., Neytiri
40K: Soloman the Blood God by typicalteenager reviews
What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,265 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Daemons, Khorne, OC
The Toyhammer 40000 Caretaker: Re Everything, really by The Archivist of Eternity reviews
A Recreation of my first story, now with ninetpercent more... being a decent story.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Warhammer Bitesized by ODST 262 reviews
Its a normal day for me; School's good and my mini war-gaming is even better. I was looking forward to my week alone but then characters from the 40k universe start appearing in my house. The strangest part, they're all the size of tabletop models.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Space Marines, Eldar
A Long Way From Home by Darth Malleus reviews
A fleet of Alliance ships find themselves in the centre of a hornets' nest. Lost and alone in the middle of hostile territory with nowhere to turn will they survive or perish?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 165,367 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010
The Unification Wars by The unification Documentaries reviews
Tiberius Domitian, Thunder Warrior of the Emperor's Proto-Astartes, crusades across Terra attempting to bring an end to the Age of Strife and bring all of Terra's techno-Barbarian tribes under the rule of the Emperor and unify humanity into the Imperium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012
45th Millennium by Thefallenheart reviews
It is the 45th millennium and the Imperium is dead.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
Tip of the Spear: Edge of the Blade by Jorvik reviews
(DISCONTINUED) A damaged Imperial fleet and two regiments are lost in the Warp, arriving far beyond their own time. The SSV Normandy, on a patrol, is rerouted to investigate. How will these events affect the now-forgotten history of 183.M3?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,719 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)
A Better Tomorrow by Rainbowhawk1993 reviews
The past is filled with darkness, destruction and pain. But who says the future will be the same? There is always hope. The war is raging, and we will fight. Rated T for violence, language and love making.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,411 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Battle Brother Potter by chaoswarboss0201 reviews
After being abandoned by his parents in favor of his twin brother , the supposed Boy-who-lived , Andy Potter , Harry was adopted by a bunch of grizzled space marines that crashed in this world , who trained him up to face his destiny .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,728 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P.
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
Avatar 2: Colonies by chrispy9229 reviews
Six years after they left, Humanity returns to Pandora after creating FTL, planning on setting up a new colonial program. This will lead to conflict with Jake's tribe. However, a coming darkness threatens to consume both peoples. Read on for more details.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010
B-Arking Up the Wrong Hometree by Qoheleth reviews
You know the one question you wanted to ask all through the movie, right? Well, what if it didn't actually have an answer?
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Grace A., Parker S. - Complete
Heritage of Zestra III by Alexander Degtyarev reviews
The story of how a girl was turned into Dreadnought to travel trough the Imperium alongside a Techmarine to restore his destroyed Chapter to it's former glory. Read to find out where the Emperor leads them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,484 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011
Avatar: Entering a New Life by chawk1993 reviews
Set straight after the movie finishes. Jake and Neytiri are happy until an old familiar threat is set to return while their lives are about to be turned upside-down by an unexpected blessing.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 141,660 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
No one gets left behind by Skreetz reviews
Jake and Na'vi have won the great battle,RDA is leaving the pandora for good. Jake thought that no one got left behind, and he was right,kinda. First time writer, summary sucks.Daily updates. Read and Review. Rated T for Thanators!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 447 - Words: 986,304 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
Two Galaxy's Saga by Darth Malleus reviews
Changed the name again. A freak accident transports a fleet of warships from one galaxy to another and in doing so began a chain of events, forever changing the two galaxy's, for better of worse remains to be seen. Star Wars/Warhammer 40K crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 247,786 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Of Wraiths and Bolters by he who fell from grace reviews
In a desperate gamble to save Terra the Second Imperium has sent their finest to the Pegasus Galaxy to find the last great experiment of the Ancients. An imprisoned C'tan. Post season 1 of SG-Atlantis. A Warhammer 40K/SG-1/SG-A story. Book 2 of 3.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 233,432 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Mottos of the Warhammer 40,000 Universe by Pawnofhearts reviews
These are just sayings for the Universe I made up/found. R&R!
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
The Emperor Works in Weird Ways by he who fell from grace reviews
If a Space Marine Captain with anger management issues was thrown into the Stargate Universe with a Battle Barge and 3 Companies of Marines what would happen? Mayhem that's what. Pre 13th Black Crusade and post Season 7. Book 1 of 3. Re-Mastered.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,155 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Warhammer 2000 by Paukinra reviews
In the far future of 2012, There is only WAR.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
Diary of a Space Marine by Thefallenheart reviews
More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
A New Age by entilza reviews
A Wormhole transports several ships from the Star Trek Galaxy to the Imperium of Mankind. REWORK OF DARK FUTURE
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 267,076 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2005
Enter The Emperor's Chosen by Mountain King reviews
A Stargate SG1Warhammer 40k Crossover. On the eve of a new beginning SG1 learn that the dark future before us is their only hope of surving a threat from the dawn of time.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005
Steve's domminion: a villager's tale reviews
Steve goes evilmode and his villagers start plotting against him. Just a short story I wrote for giggles after a minecraft session.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete