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Name: Not telling anybody (unless I'm friends with them) but you can call me Darkening Eyes: Light-green eyes but waiting for my purple contacts Hair: Boy short hair with blond high-lights Height: 5'2 but i still feel short around my small group of friends Body type: (Skinny or not?) Skinny but not to skinny Gender: Female Personality: Shy,quite but loud and open about things I like Clothing: Ussally wares black and other dark colors Likes: The dark, watching the moon a night, vampires, werewolves, dragons and any other types of mythical creatures, listening to dark music, being alone, anything that catches my interest. Dislikes: Winter, Bright sunny days, busy public areas, annoying people, little kids(thou they seem to like me for some reason),HATE PINK, and loud noises. Hobbies: Reading,Drawing,Writing Stories,Video Games,Music, and DayDreaming S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. A: Hot STEPHANIE!! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Steizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): BlackDragon 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rose Lewiston 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ossstlia 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): BlueBrisk 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): BlackBandit 7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Melon car breaks 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): BlackBelt 9. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name) Tseunre 10. YOU’RE WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name) Rose Mental Hospital Phone Menu: WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! 1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. 2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. 3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. 5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. 7. Dreams transformer pairings. 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. 10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy. 11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home. 15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons. 16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots. 17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one... 18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. 20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. 22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. 23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade. 24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. 25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!' 26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models. 27. Screams out the names of random transformers. 28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly. 29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons. 30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when... You don't trust old lunch ladies. Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense. You know what Esperanto is. You know a few Esperanto words. You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius You've gone looking for ghost portals You want to dye your hair white You know the theme song by heart You can quote parts of/entire episodes You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled You cried when Phantom Planet ended Pssh. 'nuff said. You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is. You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost You know the importance of Emergency Ham You think hazmat suits rule You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!" You don't go near beauty pageants. It's not Eragon, it's Aragon. You like read berets You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White You've tried to capture things in a thermos You named your dog Cujo You were excited when you turned 14 You searched Google maps for Amity Park You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad When you're shocked you shout out a book title You've tried to walk through walls You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks You don't want locker 724 You support Frog's Rights You don't like biker dudes You know what a Fake-out Make-out is. You've had a Fake-out Make-out. You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is. You never eat oatmeal at camp You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani. You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear You get King Tuck confused with King Tut You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people You've tried to fly You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!) Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island You named your cat Maddie 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Rationale Ravenclaw This House Is for the openminded. You are really gifted and very inventive. Your kind and gentle personality shines through. You are loyal and easily make friends.Your Smart and Very cool. You are beautiful and most of the guys like you. You are different from the rest and most are attractive to that. You can get along with most but few are jealous of you. Who wouldn't be jealous of a beautiful, intelligent, sweetheart? Harry: Beautiful and intelligent. I see her being a top witch one day, maybe even along side me. Ron: Bloody Genius! Might even be smarter than Hermione. Hermione: A great study buddy. She influences me to learn more! George: No, no! Must not listen to the walking dictionary! (Runs) So cute though! Fred: I'm with George. Wait up, George! (Runs also) Ginny: I guess she's alright. Except the fact she's running around with Harry, my man! Luna: She's my closet friend. Neville: I don't even reckon she knows me :( Too pretty for that. Draco: Smart and pretty, but too shy for my liking. Pansy: If she's not in Slytherin, she a nobody! Voldie: Vey intelligent, maybe I could Imperio her and make her a Death Eater! MWAHAHAHAHA!! other quizzes results that i liked Voldemort-I never said I wouldn't accept Ravenclaws for Death Eaters. Barty Crouch Junior was a Ravenclaw! She'd be good at making plans. Hermione-We have an awesome time doing Prefect duties together! We're best friends! Ginny-Too smart for me. Luna-She can answer the questions I can't to get into the Ravenclaw common Room! We're BFFL! Draco-Smart! My GF. Fred: She helps us pull our pranks sometimes George: You can't imagine all the kinds of things she comes up with! Harry: I ask her for answers instead of Hermione Ron: Wish I had her brain Hermione: She's smarter than me cries Voldemort: Wish she would join. her intelligence would be of use Dumbledore: One of my best students Fred and George: To smart to prank! Hagid: Never met a student with er brains! except for maybe Hermione! Harry: Smart and witty, Sweet and pretty! Ron: I think I have a crush on her, she kills spiders! Hermione: She's so smart! Wait, did Harry ryme a while ago? Ginny: She is the most AWESOME person I ever met! Voldie: I tried to trick her into joining the death eaters, but she's to smart! CURSES! Harry: She's really pretty and sweet. She's a great friend and I want to ask her out but I'm too nervous to do it yet. blushes How can this be harder than facing a Hungarian Horntail? Ron: She's my kind of girl! dodges a book thrown by Hermione Hermione: She has her eye on Harry, Ron. (Harry: Really?) Fred and George: Great to prank on, she's got an awesome sense of humor! Draco: I love her!!! And she's mine! All mine! No one can have her! aims a curse at a boy who's looking at you Voldemort: Where's my will... If I die they should be the Dark Lord and Lady... wait... I can't die. Dumboldore: One of my very best students i am so proud to have her here at hogwarts Neville: (faints when he see you) Voldemort: She would be useful as a deatheater she could give me a lot of strategies to help kill Potter i wonder if she will join. Remus: Reserved, quiet, very nice. I have talked to her now and then and she really is fine, very thoughtful. Something tells me she has something for James. Sirius: This one's quiet...but you can tell she understands a lot, and it's not like she doesn't talk to anyone she just doesn't like talking, I guess. Can't be bothered with her sometimes. Weird...Not stupid..but why the hell does she keep her mouth shut most of the time, cos she's pretty smart? Needs to get out more... Snape: She's my best student! Too bad she's not a Slytherin McGonagall: My top student!!! Dumbledore: She's very very wise! I can tell that she'll have a very successful future. Voldemort: Wow someone that smart would make an EXCELLENT death eater! Harry: HEY... She's even smarter than HERMIONE! Ron: HEY... She's even smarter than ME! Hermy: She can't be! She can't! Runs over to look at your examination scores Voldy: My lethal weapon & most powerful Deatheater! My other followers have allowed Potter to thwart me many times, but she wont! I've taken her out of Hogwarts to train her myself Bellatrix: Good to have on our side, but why does my lord ignore me when she's around? Macnair: She's cool. We BBQ a hippogriff every weekend. Alecto: I wish she hadn't left Hogwarts- remember that time she Crucio'd Longbottom? Draco: I went out with her a few times. She's so mysterious. I never knew what was on her mind.Or why she broke up with me. Lucius: She broke up with you? Good, good. Now I have a chance! Draco: Father! Narcissa: Lucius! Lucius crosses fingers behind back Only joking Bellatrix cackles She'd never have you, Blondie! Lucius (quietly to self) Oh, wouldn't she? Every girl loves diamonds... Voldemort: Provides me with excellent information... Bellatrix: Just like Snape! A sneaky, slimy weirdo! UNFAITHFULL, I SAY!!! Lucius: Who? Ohh...she's so stealthy I wouldn't recognize her... Narcissa: Hmph. A lot like Snape. A spy no doubt. Draco: HOT...er, I mean, sneaky. Provides us with information, and all that...hehe. Greyback: Who? Snape: Damn...finally someone stealthier than me. Snape: She's good at potions! McGonagall: An excellent student! Dumbledore: She's proof that not all Slytherins are purebloods or evil. She's a wonderful girl Voldemort: Why is a mudblood in Slytherin!? AVADA KEDAVRA!!! 46 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan: 1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies. 2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading. 3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever. 4) Pretend you can do magic. 5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter. 6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner. 7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses. 8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light. 9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly. 10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look. 11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly. 12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella. 13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is. 14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you. 15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long. 16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi. 17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B. 18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp. 19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is. 20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time. 21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!" 22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll. 23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album. 24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K. 25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across. 26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg. 27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is. 28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move. 29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons." 30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door. 31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter. 32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood. 33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish. 34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight." 35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!" 36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color. 37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house. 38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands. 39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move. 40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes. 41) Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who." 42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around. 43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S 44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement. 45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!" 46) Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you-know-who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is. Read this and post it on your profile if you laughed! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD 1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" 2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare. 3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet. 4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts. 5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs 6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!" 7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion" 8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man". 9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme 10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!" 11. Remind him to get a cat. 12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song. 13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive" 14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”. 15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse. 16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him. 17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP" 18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek. 19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo. 20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...) 21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you. 22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler. 23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos. 24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on. 25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away. 26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme. 27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper. 28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell. 29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams. 30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style. 31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head. 32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying: a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!” or: b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!" 33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!" 34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop" 35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures. 36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal. 37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out. 38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football. 39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device. 40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one. 41. Cut off his ponytail. 42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has: a) Hello Kitty b)Disney Princesses c) The Mickey Mouse Head d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen) e) Danny's Face f) Cheese 43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding. 44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?" 45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall. 46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!" 47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff. 48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?" 49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating. 50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part. 50 ways to annoy dark Dan 1. Put his hair out. 2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred. 3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt. 4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy” 5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park. 6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him. 7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half. 8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late. 9. Sharpie out his emblem. 10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off. 11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it. 12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm. 13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down. 14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss 15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone. 16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them. 17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns. 18. SHAVE THE MULLET! 19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears. 20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth. 21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party. 22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature. 23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours? 24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him. 25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!" 26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self 27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny 28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him. 29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over. 30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll. 31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?" 32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through. 33. Tell Valerie where he lives. 34. Mock his teeny little goatee. 35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough. 36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail. 37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date. 38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears! 39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak. 40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions. 41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL! 42. Get him a cat. 43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost” 44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off. 45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!" 46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while. 47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck 48. Tickle him. 49. Wash his suit with red clothes. 50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him. Favorite Movies,T.V. Shows, Cartoons, and Anime/Manga Harry Potter. Harry, Severus Snape, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Hedwig, Hermione, Sirious, Lupin, Lilly. NCIS. Gibbs, Tony, Abby, Ziva, Mcgee Danny Phantom. Danny, Vlad, Sam, Tucker, Skulker, Jazz, Dan, Ember, Pheria Dark, ClockWork How To Train your Dragon. Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Tuffnut, Tuffnut, Snoutlout Sonic X. Shadow, Sonic, Chris, Amy Transformers Animated. Sari, Megatron, Prowl, BumbleBee, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Omega, Blitzwing, Shockwave, Starscream Transformers Prime. Optimus Prime, Megatron, Arcee, Jack, Miko, Raf, Starscream, Knockout, Ratchet, June Transformers Movie. Sam, Megatron, Optimus Prime, BumbleBee, Ironhide, Starscream, Mickela Naruto. kyuubi, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Garra, Shikamaru, Temari, Hinata, Teen Titans. Raven, Slade, Robin, BeastBoy, Cyborge, Starfire House M.D. Chase, House, Norman Spider-Man. Venom, Sandman, Green Goblin, Spidy, Peter I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... |