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Author has written 14 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Leviathan series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 624,322 - Reviews: 6438 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 4,346 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
Quite Peculiar by Julia456 reviews
Just some ficlets and drabbles and what have you.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 130 - Words: 133,168 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Alek F., Deryn S.]
Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Spock
A Day In The Life by Startled Boris reviews
What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets. Characters: Russia,the Baltics, Belarus, Ukraine, Prussia and appearances from the Nordics, England, France etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,904 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia
Five Things You Will Never Hear by Darkwood Princess reviews
There are some things that will never be said.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
A Kingdom of Hate by Jynx Harvest reviews
Chekov and Scott find themselves trapped in an underground anti-human civilization. They are beaten and tortured just for being on the planet...The Enterprise can't save them now. Better than it sounds. R&R. Alternating pov. T for safety.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 9/13/2009 - P. Chekov, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
The Flower and The Asgardian Prince by Katie Van Helsing reviews
A/U (Kind of) Loki, Avengers, OC. A young woman shopping for a dress for a wedding gets an unexpected visitor. And we all know what happens when Loki finds something he likes. ((A/N: Work-in-progress, I am doing constant reviews of my chapters as my grammar can be kinda bad at times, but I hope you all enjoy) ZOMG! AN UPDATE! AFTER GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,658 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Loki
The Unlikely Path by Ari Goddess of Night reviews
Slender comes across a new victim that intrigues him. What plans does he have in store for the one named Isobel Bennett? How is she different from the others?
Slender - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/7/2012
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
When Love Burns Eternal by georgesgurl117 reviews
It has been said that love is the strongest magic known in the Wizarding World, and that those with the capacity for wielding it are capable of great feats. As the Battle for Hogwarts rages, Severus may discover just how powerful it can be. Challenge fic. Oneshot. SS & Fawkes/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Severus S., OC, Fawkes - Complete
Immortal by escritoria reviews
France never stopped grieving after Jeanne d'Arc was killed. So when England finds a spell to retrieve her from beyond the grave, of course France is beyond thrilled. But when their miracle comes with an unexpected constraint, will their star-crossed love be able to survive? FrancexJeanne d'Arc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Dear Fanfiction Writers TOS style! by Zelda12343 reviews
Carrying over a popular idea from the Harry Potter fanbase begun by H O R I Z O N S! So what do the TOS characters have to say to these common fanfiction ideas? Read to find out!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12307 - Favs: 11,440 - Follows: 7,038 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
First Kiss Wins by escritoria reviews
What happens when two-thirds of the Bad Touch Trio falls in love with the new Canadian transfer student? A competition, of course! Now it's a race to see which guy will be the first to steal a kiss. Who will the winner be? High school AU, Franada/Prucan, real names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,559 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - France, Prussia
Getting to know Equestria by Alurax reviews
The G8 go on a peace mission to invite a new nation to join the world conference. Although, in order for Equestria to agree to this, they have to get the approval of her citizens, and prove that they believe in the power of friendship. Nations turning into ponies, and other cracktastic amusement.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012
Restless Nights by Karma Sutra reviews
With Germany on your mind, it's becoming harder and harder to sleep. Does he notice? GermanyxReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Germany, Prussia
Insontis by KCS reviews
Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Slender's Prey by Evila reviews
In every generation, one child is selected to face Slender in a fenced off forest. It's a death sentence with no chance of returning. A group of teens get thrown together to see if they can unlock Slender's secrets.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012
Never Just An Accessory by Darkwood Princess reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if something exists, it is there for a reason. Seven uses for those glittery pirate sashes in the Mirror universe.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Complete
Past, Present, Future by Lysi Marie reviews
Athena Romanos is a young LT who has been given a promising position upon the Enterprise. Unbeknownst to all others, her past may cause a surprise to all who know a certain Vulcan, were it to be uncovered.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,305 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Spock
Welcome to Our Dystopia by Daethtofools reviews
Welcome to a world, where everything is at peace. There is no war, no senseless fighting, no sadness. Why? Because the world is dead. Post-apocalypse, where people scavenge through garbage and filth, while salvation is right above the clouds...literally.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Toph, unknown 9
Infinite Diversity and Combinations by To.The.Hilt reviews
Sequel to "A Study in IDIC" Peter Kirk on an All-Vulcan ship. In his own words: "This may be the absolute worse year of my life, or it may turn out to be the best thing I've ever done." Let's see what kind of a year he has... COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,613 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Peter K., Amanda G. - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by escritoria reviews
A prompt fic-you tell me what you want to read, and I write it! Rules inside. Rated T because I don't know what people will request. *Latest: Rwanda has been searching for security ever since her nation fell apart not too long ago. Could it be that the feeling of safety she's searched so long for can be found not in her own strength, but in another nation?*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,923 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Hetalia Kindergarten by Mistress Mischeif reviews
Mathieu Williams-Bonnefoy is the new student at Gakuen Hetalia Kindergarten. He's scared he won't make friends, thinking he'll just probably be invisible. But what he doesn't know, is that he's wrong. Roderich is never one to go up and make friends. But Mathieu's an exception. Main pairing: FrHun Mentions of FrUK & PrusHun Rating might go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Canada, Austria
Scars by escritoria reviews
There's a reason Japan won't let anyone see him without a shirt on, not even his girlfriend America. Especially not her. Being a nation isn't always easy, and sometimes you can get hurt... Japanxfem!America fluffshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Japan, America - Complete
The Naive Girl and Pervert Frenchman by America's Rose reviews
Seychelles is the unfortunate "New Girl" who can't seem to shake the persistent frenchman determined to win her over. France/Seychelles - UsUk - Switz/Liech Gakuen Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,468 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - France, Seychelles
Snow White Queen by Creative Sociopath reviews
There was no way she could escape him... she was his snow white queen. Nyotalia Belarus and Fem!Russia. Crappy summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Never been kissed by angela123111 reviews
Madeline goes to her mother, crying. She confesses that she and Ivan has never kissed even though they've been dating for a year, because of two people. RussiaXfem!Canada. Fem!France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Canada, Russia
The Banana Code by ZiE-chanXP reviews
Just a random story to waist time...but will soon turn into an epic tale! Get your character in! R&R, please! :)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
Gakuen Hetalia by Scarlet Ribbon reviews
What my friends and my life would be like if Hetalia characters suddenly transferred into our school. Comedy and Romance. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Alleluia by I Am Sweden reviews
Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 187,269 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Second Childhood by Tzlil-the-Librarian reviews
In which Spock has an accident and the crew must deal with the consequences.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Out Of The Ordinary by YoWhatsUp reviews
It's Russia's birthday and Canada wants to give him a present. human names used. absolute crack.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Russia - Complete
The Hetalia Project by Nightowl572 reviews
I'm back, and kidnapping the cast. Except this time, it's Hetalia! Join the cast of Hetalia as they're held hostage at my house. Chaos and insanity are guaranteed! #2 in my 'Project' series, but the first doesn't need to be read to understand it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
Don't Wake Daddy by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
One Drop by irene n valley reviews
A Cursed Knife is given to Russia, and it doesn't take long for the other countries to be effected, starting with the nation no one will notice missing, Canada. CHAPTER TWO IS UP FINALLY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. COMPLETE! Sequel coming soon!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Bride of the Lindorm King by escritoria reviews
After following the strange advice of a mysterious soothsayer, a queen gives birth to twin princes. But one of them isn't human. Will a strange and misunderstood peasant girl be the one to finally see past his scales and claws to love the monstrous prince? fem!PruCan, based on a Swedish fairy tale
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Star Wars Chatroom by Megsay reviews
Luke, Leia, Han, Darth Vader, Padme, Anakin Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, and other fall onto a chatroom. Warning: Really random!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
White Scarf by WintersOrchid reviews
How Russia got his scarf.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
La Última Hija by escritoria reviews
*in English* Romano's running away tonight, and Spain knows. He's lost almost every one of his children-how can he bear to lose the daughter he loves most of all, especially if he loves her as more than just a daughter? Spain x fem!Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hetalia: Ask the countries! by xBritishandProudx reviews
All the questions you've ever wanted to ask a country are totally waiting to be asked. So get reviewing, now's your chance!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
For Better or For Worse by escritoria reviews
Britain and Italy, caught up in a magical accident, get their genders swapped. And Britain has no idea how to change them back. With the world meeting coming up and their secret about to be revealed, how will they cope with the change? And what will this mean for the men who secretly love them? USxUK, GerIta, real names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For My God and Country by EmoPalmtree reviews
Jeanne D'Arc fought for her God and Country. She fought for the sake of France. Francis only wished he had fought more for her...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Jeanne D'Arc, France - Complete
You're A Vulcan by Laveycee reviews
A songfic made by my younger sister, Katopenguin. It's to the tune of Bruno Mars' song "Just the Way You Are" and a rival for Weird Al Yankovic. This had me laughing like crazy.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Spock - Complete
Hetalia Character analysis by aranea-serket-stories reviews
Err I found this on Quizilla and thought this would be fun? Copy and paste to fill out yourself!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Peace by seabelangermly reviews
"It was an accident, honest! Please don't hit me again!" "Today, I'm not going to hit you." Latvia is punished in a new way, but does he consider it a punishment? :Not you-know-what. Just sounds like it in the summary.:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Latvia
From TOS With Love by Darkwood Princess reviews
All the advice an original series character could give an alternate.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011
The Man by Ravynfeather reviews
An investigation team looks into the "Slender Man" case. Will they get proof of him? Shout out to ZachSmithson on DeviantART for letting me use his pic as a cover : P (Warning! This is very old!)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012
Star Trek, Ann Adventures by crazyone256 reviews
One shot series Once known as 'How do you know about us' VulcanBlood asked for more and here it is!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy
Hetalia: Math and Science Edition by CosmicKitten89 reviews
Wouldn't it be cool if the Hetalia characters could help us with our math and science homework as well? Just submit your requests and the material for your problem subject will be stuck in your mind with a funny story you'll never forget!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011
Star Trek Macbeth by Darkwood Princess reviews
A humorous twist on a tragic play. For anyone who's ever had to suffer through Shakespeare...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2012
New Year's Eve, 2266 by lahmrh reviews
Kirk is thrilled when Spock shows up at the Enterprise's New Year's Eve party, but things go awry when Spock's attempts to get into the party spirit lead to him becoming accidentally intoxicated. Gen.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Dorm Room: a Chronicle of Spock and Kirk by Lizzie Foster reviews
What if Spock and Kirk had met at Starfleet Academy? And, more importantly, what if they had been roommates? Hilarity and the occasional fistfight ensues as Spock realizes that Kirk's favorite pastime is not studying; it's playing pranks. Not slashy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
A Suitable Cause by KLMeri reviews
A flash!fic challenge based on Jim's resolution to keep from ripping all his gold shirts on away missions.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Duhik by Strelitzian reviews
Duhik means "ridiculous" according to the VLD. Drabbles, of varying tone and style, based around random words from an online dictionary. T for future. Mostly Spock or Spock/Uhura but there will be a bit of everyone! UPDATE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Spock, N. Uhura
Starry Christmas by Ray103 reviews
Short sentimental sappy seasonal story. No original ideas - just a quick christmas offering
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - C. Chapel, Spock - Complete
The Baltics Secrets by Startled Boris reviews
Everyone has secrets don't they? Especially when you live in Russia's house. Appearances from the Nordics, Belarus, Ukraine, England, France, America, Germany, Italy, Prussia, Austria, Hungary. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple crack pairings. Don't read if you like Russia abusing Baltics fics...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,012 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Russia, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Mistletoe by starfleetdream reviews
They experience a holiday tradition
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Amanda G., Sarek
Delivery! by Jedininjahamster reviews
What did Yoda do all those years of his exile on Dagobah? Maybe Prank Calling is somewhere on that list…
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Yoda, J. Kirk - Complete
STAR TREK Jingle Bells! by Lordoftheghostking28 reviews
This involves a bit from the origional movies too. But in honor of the holidays, here comes a Jingle Bells! Reviewing is appreciated! T for randomness. Nothing inapropriate.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Let's Do Lunch by TheFriendlyBookworm reviews
A random series of oneshots that take place with our favorite three in Officer's Mess. Warning for overdose of fluff. Non-slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
In The Summertime by MrSpockify reviews
Series of one-shots following our favorite crewmembers as they spend their summer together on the Enterprise. Rated K-plus for barely any language. Latest chapter: Been a Little Wicked, Have We?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
A User's Guide to FENRIR GREYBACK by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a FENRIR GREYBACK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free plushie. Unecht series part 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
A User's Guide to CAPTAIN KIRK by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN KIRK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free Spock plushie. Unecht series part 2.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Little Ensign's Room by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Over the ages, people have wondered. At the stars. At that great expanse of space, the universe. And where the bathroom is. The Captain is *not* the exception.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Star Trekkin' by acegraysons reviews
Across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain ... McCoy? Pure crack.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Cap'n Crunch by acegraysons reviews
There's a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mess hall, and EVERYONE wants it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/11/2011 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Slender Man Files by MurderousLord reviews
The following files all relate to the supernatural being known only as "Slender Man". These files have revealed numerous instances of the "Slender Man" being involved in the kidnapping and disappearance of children and Young Adults.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2011 - MarbleHornets
The Mermaid by Lingonberry1984 reviews
When taking a break from traveling the galaxy, the famous trio finds a mythological creature right out of the storybooks. With their new addition, they are taken on a wild adventure.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
How To Know Snow Business Is No Business For You by Schematization reviews
A hard lesson taught again to McCoy about saying no and hoping one day actually to stick to that no and not be the one to pay for Kirk's "It'll be fun" idea's.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
A bad morning for hair by Zelda12343 reviews
Chekov is not a morning person. So it's perfectly natural for him to totally forget something when getting ready for Alpha Shift. Something rather funny. Contains hints of Sulu/Uhura if you squint. Rated T for... well, you'll see.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - P. Chekov - Complete
The day to day life of the Enterprise CMO by antra reviews
You are not allowed to kill your patients even if they are common sense retardant
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Space Searchers by EVRyderWriter reviews
A satire lampooning the iconic world of Star Trek and its rabid fans. No disrespect- I joke and jest because I understand and am proud to call myself a Trekkie!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
IMs from the COs by To.The.Hilt reviews
Just a glimpse at the Messages our favorite Captain and his First Officer exchange. Completely pointless, but fun to write. NOT-SLASH.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Aftermath by lady-warrioress reviews
Prowl's brought back to life. But not in the way anyone expected. Now he must get used to his new body with a little help from Sari Sumdac. requested fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,360 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Prowl, Sari S.
Star Trek: Trapped in the Pokeverse by Invader Chort reviews
A rip in dimensions causes the crew of the NCC-1701 to be trapped in the Pokemon Universe.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - H. Sulu, Ash K./Satoshi
Ask Questions Afterwards by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Leia is not going to let anything stop her from escaping. Written in 2005.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Leia O., L. McCoy - Complete
The Prince and the Tyrant by AutobotV reviews
Optimus Prime is a young Iaconia Prince who wishes that the war between his people and the Kingdom of Kaonol would end. After getting whisked away by the cruel Tyrant of Kaonol he tries to persaude him to stop the war even if it costs him his innocence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Girly by Oni-at-heart reviews
Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Operation SWAN by Zoe625 reviews
Star Wars And Ninjas. Join Samansa, Jiru, and Miffles the puffball as they go on countless adventures starting with the search for Pain, Jiru's Ex who wants to take over the world! can they stop him in time? Will Spock ever stop singing? ENJOY! :
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010
BeamUp Gone Bad by TaintedAngel26 reviews
Anakin gets an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night--straight from Starfleet! Trek/Wars crossover--written veeerrry late at night. One shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, J. Kirk - Complete
SNL Digital Short: People Getting Punched SciFi by Scorpio Malfoy107 reviews
A crossover fic adapted from one of the funniest SNL skits in history with Star Trek, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings characters!
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Luke S., J. Kirk - Complete
Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking on Starscream by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Starscream, Sari S. - Complete
Muppet Trek by Me reviews
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy find themselves on the Muppet Show in place of their actors, thanks to some transporter mixup.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Farm Trek by Naomi Sisko reviews
Lambchops, after running away from the TV show, rounds up his buddies to explore strange new pastures.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2000
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The Author's estate reviews
Join me, sit by the fire and hear my twisted tale! Moved from Twilight section for because of later chapters and odd solicitations by random Twihards O O T because of Ne-Ne-chan mostly, some from Re-san and Jer-sensei! Allergy info: may include nuts
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
Randoms reviews
Just some things floating round my cranial unit. Mostly Russia! :::NEW::: Recipe for Vodka Ramen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Russia
The Polar Bear, and the Cheesehead reviews
Wisconsin and Alaska accept letters from YOU! May include story bits here and there, or not. Allergy information: Contains Nuts
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012
Unlucky in life reviews
Maggie gets screwed over quite a bit in her life, so why does she care when her uncle becomes host to an international WPP? Can she learn to set her past aside, and her drink? T for death, destruction, and drinking. triple D, hehehe... R&R please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012
Curse of the Night reviews
Due to a curse, the countries are now trapped in cute plushie bodies! Soon, Juliet Sorenson and her sister Al will discover that the plushies are not what they seem! Can breaking the curse cure Lizzie's broken mind? Will Eric ever be free? FIND OUT SOON!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Germany, Russia
Things I must not do reviews
Things I must not do to the countries. Centric on Russia, because he's the best. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Russia
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse reviews
Silly fun stuff, rated T for drinking, and me being paranoid. NON SLASH. Total crack fic. ALLERGY INFO: CONTAINS OOCness, Processed on equipment that manufactures PURE EVIL and COMPLETE MADNESS; As found by various sane persone and cyborgs. R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011
Chocolate frogs and Pop Rocks reviews
Claudia is a muggle author who lives with her parents in Wisconsin. One day she gets a call from an old friend that makes all her plans for a quiet life go pear-shaped! T because the inner machinations of my mind cannot be trusted , b LLAP people
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012
Heta Academy reviews
What do you do when you live in a hellhole and you are a cerifiable genius? Dress up as a boy to get into the nation's greatest school! Not the best idea ever, but hey, beggers can't be choosers. T for France and Russia being...themselves...XD...Just R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Russia, France
Dear Enterprise reviews
Dear Abby spoof. Ask the characters your questions, I will print it with an answer! Rated T because some of these might be awkwierd. :D Warning: contains Crack!fic and OOC tendencies NEW: I'm back in business with a super shocking one!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Life goes on reviews
A sitcom involving the Trek cast, and my OC's, set in the present day college community of Mechlin University. Avery/Chekov pairing, T'Rin/Sulu too, but I still haven't decided what pairings I will have in my other stories. T for fun, and paranoia
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012
The Essence of Sentience reviews
Four experiments, Per Starfleet orders, are placed on the Enterprise. These beings are anything but normal... R&R!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
For old times sake reviews
Just a little poetry for y'all from Vulcanblood, formally known as Deryn Sharpie-spof of Westerforums. Just needed to revisit a past obsession until the new book comes out and hopefully a movie!
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Tales of Middle School Past: Khan's new friend reviews
KHAN GETS A BIRDY! :D. R&R, or be fed to the pigeon-owls.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012
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