WalkingInSlowMotion
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Joined 12-22-11, id: 3556406, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Diaries, Green Mile, and Supernatural.

I thought I would put something on here. Anyway, here we go:

Hi! Welcome to my profile, you can call me Kennedy.

I love fanfiction, it might be my favorite hobby. Though, I do write my own stuff, you can find that stuff here.

I have many favorite movies, just recently finding out that I really love westerns. Which kind of explains the fanfiction you will see below all of this. :)

I'm 17, I live in Canada, and I'm pretty loose and like to joke around. I can be quite serious, though. But, only if the situation call for it, so feel free to PM me if you want to chat about anything, really.


I just put up the third chapter of The Outlaws and would love some feedback! :)

I also have put up a The Vampire Diaries RPG, if you want to check that out, also.


1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kabob - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this.

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whiskey - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

My sentence turned out as:

Dear Sylvia,

Our romance is over since that night at the mental hospital when you carved your initials into my father. I was ashamed that Extreme Home Makeover sucks, of your false teeth, and your suicide note. I have always felt dirty before the incarnation of the Eskimo.

F*ck off now,

WalkingInSlowMotion.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Hush - Kula Shaker

Waking Up: Talk - Coldplay

First Day at School: Say It Ain't So- Weezer

Falling in Love: Last Resort - Papa Roach

Fight Song: Isn't Love - Joe Purdy

Breaking Up: Zero - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Prom Night: Come As You Are - Nirvana

Life: Photograph - Nickelback

Mental Breakdown: All I Know - Free Energy

Driving: The Suburbs - Arcade Fire ("In the suburbs/I learned to drive." :D)

Flashback: Heat Of The Moment - Asia

Getting back Together: Get Down Tonight - K.C. & The Sunshine Band.

Wedding: A Mirror Without - Royal Wood

Birth of Child: Hell Is Chrome - Wilco

Final Battle: No Rain - Blind Melon.

Funeral Song: White Blank Page - Mumford & Sons

Final Credits: Skinny Love - Bon Iver


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Sweeter than Heaven, Hotter than Hell by cocobeth220 reviews
Klaus and Rebekah stop by a bar for a "bite to eat" and Klaus meets a girl who catches his attention. Klaus/OC R&R please!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Klaus
One Of Them: Book 1 in the TORN series by kgkah123 reviews
Julia Vang, 17 year old survivor of a boat crash. She's very LOST. And very pregnant. And everyone she's ever loved is dead. Bouncing back and forth between captives, she learns what it really means to be TORN.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Rousseau, Richard
Sunshine Girl by CreepingMuse reviews
Bill always struggled with the idea of bringing a baby into this world, but he knew this sunshine girl would save his soul. A reflection on a life of contradictions.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bill, Caroline F. - Complete
avoir l'obsession de by grim grace reviews
She follows him from the day he leaves her. She doesn't know anything else. Onesided OC/Klaus. Klaus/Caroline. Please review.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
An Extended Affair by Silvia Kundera reviews
The one where Klaus gets turned into a kitten in 3x04. This solves even more problems than you'd think. Klaus/Stefan
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Stefan S., Klaus - Complete
The Bachelor: Stefan Edition by Vampire00Diaries reviews
It's time for a new season, and Stefan somehow ends up being the Bachelor on the reality show. Who are the crazed women fighting and drooling over him? The girls of Vampire Diaries, of course! AU fic. Humor and Romance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Stefan S., Elena G.
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The Outlaws reviews
Wild West AU. AH. Katherine Pierce is one of the more ill-famed outlaws around the town of Mystic. Damon is a free roaming ranger that is only passing through town. Katherine's looking for a notorious outlaw named Klaus. Damon can help her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Damon S., Katherine
Adventures In Amnesia reviews
"But, what happened to her neck? She wondered if it was the reason why Dean seemed weary of her, and maybe if she found out what hurt her neck, she could remember what happened to her before she woke up in the stuffy motel room." *Full summary inside*
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Dean W., Elena G.
She Forgets, Sometimes reviews
"She often forgets that she's human. Yet, she's never felt more human with her head in the toilet and Alaric's hand rubbing comforting circles on her back." Sick!Elena, Fatherly!Alaric.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Elena G., Alaric S. - Complete
She's The Option reviews
Katherine, who had been locked the the tomb a mere few hours ago, makes an interesting discovery. They thought that all the tomb vampires escaped, but one still remained. *Full summary inside* Elijah/OC one-sided , Katherine.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Elijah, Katherine
Miserable Little Man reviews
He wasn't always like this, but a life of being alone can make a man miserable. He was scared, and to compensate, he put himself on a pedestal to put fear into others. Percy centric.
Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Slice Of Normal reviews
Elena wanted normal, and that's what she got when she moves out of Mystic Falls. But, her memories haunt her, and a piece of her past comes back to talk with her. Elena/OC, mentions of Delena/Stelena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Elena G. - Complete
Hooligans reviews
AU. Liam Salvatore and Jo Smith meet up after school to sit on his swing set, and Jo starts to compare and reflect on the differences between Liam's parents and her father. Dark. Klaus/unmentioned OC, Damon/Elena. Two-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Elena G., Klaus - Complete