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Joined 12-23-11, id: 3557811, Profile Updated: 10-04-13
Author has written 11 stories for Megamind, Dracula, Monster High, and Thor.

Hi there! Welcome to my profile!

I am a girl that is inlove with Megamind and enjoy LPS (littlest pet shop).

I make movies and draw.

I am fourteen

I dance Modern and Hip hop

I do horse ridding

I am in 8th grade

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

Copy and paste these is you love Megamind:

If you have ever pronouned something like Megamind

If you have ever wished to marry Megamind

If you have ever had an imaginary Megamind

If you have ever dreamed of kissing his soft, delicious blue lips

If you have ever stared up at space and shouted: "Megamind! If you can hear me? Marry me!"

If you have drawn a picture of Megamind and kissed it!

Copy and paste from the list below ONLY if you know what they mean!!!

If you are "Nosferato"

If you "Te ador Dracula"

Dacă sunteţi un vampir

Dacă bei sânge

You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You sun tan on the roof of your car.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a Facebook or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you hate everything to do with twilight and dont think it derserves capital letter copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are obsessed with fanfiction.net CATIYP

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.

19 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Go into the lingerie section and put on a skimpy pair over your clothes and flirt with a worker.

21. Go to the isle where they keep mirrors and pretend to be a fly trapped against the glass (added by me shiriter!)

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list!

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Utter Darkness by elegantmesspotter reviews
She would dream of utter darkness, of someone writhing in agony. She longed to comfort the poor soul, she always woke up, frightened, and sobbing; but every night she seemed to get closer. The hurting one was there, beyond her reach, her fingertips had brushed cloth and from the visceral reaction, she knew two things, one it was definitely a he, and he was in terrible pain.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
To love a monster (a slenderman story) by pshattuck reviews
14 years ago slenderman found a human friend, now that human mite be the love of his afterlife a tale that has a twist every corner. along with a possible shocking ending later on.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/2/2013
Villains by KBJones reviews
What if Everything in the movie happened up until Titan's defeat, but after that everything went wrong? An evil Roxanne fic.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Bleu Leather by Megamindluv4918 reviews
AU/ A tale of love in Paris... with a twist! How could this much be discovered by a simple trip to Europe? Mages? Long-lost family? All-powerful villains set out to destroy a certain heroe's perfect life... and the world itself? By joining the Rebels, Megs hopes to stop the evil... but can he survive the penultimate madness that comes on a side order? CORRECTED CHAPTER 6.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 208,070 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
DON'T Call Me Roxanne by Moonstar00125 reviews
A Total Reversal of Megamind and Roxanne's situation-what would happen if Earth was the dying planet and Roxanne the only survivor? Would her and Megs still fall in love? How would things change? Let's find out!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind
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Draculaura's Past reviews
The title says it all! This takes place after the great battle of Dracula in 1899 and Laura is the young normie girl that encounters him.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Draculaura
A Quest of Trouble reviews
200 years after the battle in the dark world, all is resolved and the brothers have made peace. They thought their lives wouldn't change much after that but a prophecy takes them on a quest where they would have to team up to solve not only a mystery but end up fixing things more
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki, OC
Bite out the begining reviews
Remember when Minion said their supplies come from Romainia? How did it all start and who offered to help him? This contains Dracula characters but not himself so it is not a cross over! The gore kicks in but now it is low it will go UP!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Ordinary Fan reviews
What if Roxanne was like everybody else? A fan of the movie and the dream of seeing the alien we all adore. Would they still have met?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Who was unexpected reviews
Megamind is the hero, Roxanne going on a business trip and is acting strange what is the reason? Will Roxanne's true self finaly be revealed? Muhahahaha! A fight scene is here!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,174 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Something reviews
Something for laughs! One-shot
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Courage reviews
A sad dark story why Megamind is skinny. I went through this and I wrote it to show it's dangers! Do NOT do any of the dangerous actions in this story!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Bad Romance reviews
Megamind's son finds himself falling in love with a villaness! Oh and happy valentine's day!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Megamind - Complete
Count Megula
Megamind is searching for Roxanne and he bumps into the biggest adventure that will change his life! Dracula and his last daughter are included. A dark sad fic, REVIEW OR I'LL BITE YOU!
Crossover - Dracula & Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Megamind
Iner parenting reviews
Dracula had three brides and they each had a daughter. Now he has to get them back. Join Dracula and his three mischevious daughters on their funny adventures. Just to tell you the story takes place in our century, since most of us have lived hundreds!
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012
Will you marry me on my funeral? reviews
A romantic, dark fic! Enjoy please R@R?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete