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Joined 12-23-11, id: 3557949, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, and Trinity Blood.

Seventeen at last! And now I can drink in Switzerland without having done anything illegal. I still hate Twilight, yeah nothing's gonna change that. My personal motto is "Vampires are not fucking disco ball sissies that attend high school a bajillion times. No they are ruthless creatures that feed off HUMAN blood and once again they are not 17 year old emotional bitches." Reading Hellsing manga returned my faith in vampires I love to read. And a ginger, just like a Weasely! I've got the qualifications, that's all I'm sayin

"Throw my emotions in the grave, hell who needs them anyway" Green Day, Burnout

"And my name's George W. Bush... actually my name's ass hole"Billie Joe Armstrong

"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different." Coco Chanel

"They hate you if you're clever, and they despise a fool " Working Class Hero, John Lennon

"I'm possessed by love — but isn't everybody?" Freddie Mercury

"Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it." Oscar Wilde

"Things are not bad in themselves, but our cowardice makes them so." Montaigne

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” Dumbledore

“You place too much importance... on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!” Dumbledore


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Tattoos: None but hopefully an "Always" or an "I solemnly swear I'm up to no good."

Faith: Potterist or Potteran or whatever you'd like to call it. But seriously not to offend anyone but I think religions are basic guidelines made by smart people in order to control the stupid

Languages: Turkish(I live in Turkey), English, German, French (horrible), Russian (can't read, just speaking, didn't feel like learning a new alphabet)

Food: Fondue, bacon, anything with pork or cheese

Favorite actor: A tie between Alan Rickman and Sir Ian McKellan, but probably the latter 'cause he's totally bad ass.

Things I:

Hate: When people throw me weird looks while singing the lyrics to Rocky Horror Picture Show's songs (turns out that one does not simply sing the "I'm a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania" in the middle of the street), homophobia, Mormons, necrophilia,pedophilia, Twilight (consists both necrophilia and pedophilia), people who don't belive in magic(no but seriously have some faith), IGNORANCE, stupidity, the list continues

Love:Reading, AC/DC, rock music, photography, painting,etc. (visual arts), English, scones, bacon, dry humor

Do: Sing the lyrics to the songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show in the middle of the street, draw, paint, photography, curse my government etc.

Favorite band: the Beatles

Favorite singer: Elvis Presley (yes, I listen to a whole lot of older music)

If anyone is looking for any Turkish translations, for Alucard especially, PM me

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Aberration by Elistax reviews
Integra pitied the Hogwarts students that were soon to be subjected to Alucard and whatever was his twisted idea of teaching.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,585 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Alucard
Just Passing Through by Flower in the River reviews
Roy, Ed and Riza get trapped in a transmutation circle that forces them in front of the Gate...and through it. Post-manga, Prisoner of Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Roy M.
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
Do not insult the centaurs! Too late by FourthHallow reviews
A very silly abusive poem. : Someone said: Write about the time Umbridge got raped by centaurs. Well, no rape, but who cares for that toad anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Blood Red Twilight by Apprentis reviews
Who here has been itching to see Edward and the rest of the Cullens get their asses kicked by a real vampire? Heres your chance. After receving an odd report Integra sends Alucard and Seras to Forks Washington to eliminate seven targets in one night.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
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Danse Macabre reviews
What happens when an equally powerful-and immortal- creature meets Alucard? Short summary and it sucks but the content doesn't. It's just T for the language and to be on the safe side Alucard x OC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Alucard
The Eldest
On his way to defeat Cain and the Orden, Abel and the AX forges certain alliances. One of multiple being with the Eldest creature to have walk the Earth. The creature is strong beyond imagination and it is only one sided
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Abel N.