Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
HI! Um.. I'm a girl whose genderfluid, bisexual and proud :D Hm.. I love Yaoi and Yuri. I'm a big fan for Naruto fanfics. My friends say I'm creative, artistic (are they not the same?) outgoing and fun (still similar) kind and caring (really guys??) I love helping people and I'm a strong member to the Interact club at my school.. I speak my mind on most occasions. More about me?... I'll answer pretty much all questions asked (under certian circumstances, i won't).
More basics about me...
My best friend says aparently i have a "black" (as in dark if you think I'm being racist, which I'm not) side that shows often... If I'm angered badly...
Other than my little side distraction...
Fics In Progress:
I think this is it so far...
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Um… I honestly don’t think there would never be one ‘cus they never actually meet…(as far as I know, correct me if I'm wrong)
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HELL YESH!! Dei is realy foking hot! x3
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
xD uhhh, it’d be the other way around and it would be a really f-ed up plant baby thingy…
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Not that I have read but I’m sure they’re there.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmm... I guess Gaara could learn to control mud instead of sand xD
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Four/Five hell yes! But I guess a Five/Nine would be okay considering they’re both Akatsuki…
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
“WTF?! SASORI!? Oh never mind wrong person….” *leaves*
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sasuke tells Sakura he will never care and will love Naruto forevers :3 (anti-SasuSaku ‘cus it’s over used and pro-SasuNaru ‘cus orange and blue are complimentary
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Maybe a One/Eight murder but I don’t think Zetsu can be ‘fluffy’ x3
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Uhhh… 'Bitch get over it' ? Itachi could be like "I killed my whole clan and didn't cry WTF is wrong with you?" LMAO
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Deidara is sent to capture Naruto for Akatsuki, but they fall in love on the way back. The couple hope think of a way to use the Kyuubi without Naruto loosing his life. [Hahaha that sounds good]
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
It’s Sasuke… Do you even have to ask?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Maybe…? She’s cute though, so I wouldn’t be surprised
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
[I probably would...] Well, Deidara does have a thing for readheads and Gaara and Sasori look similar so I guess its a possibility...Haha
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
“CHAAA!” XD LMFAO
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Eat You Alive: Limp Bizkit
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Uhh… No Comment…
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
The sand on your skin and the sea-foam green in your eyes remind me of a beach. Want me to show you where? (Sakura wouldn’t use a pick up line on Gaara so that’s a close to a compliment as you’re gonna get x3 even though I know there are GaaSaku fics and stuffs)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Kakashi, all of Akatsuki, Naruto, Gaara, Haku, Shikamaru and Kiba
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Sasuke/Naruto, Naruto/Gaara, Izumo/Kotetsu, Sasuke/Itachi (I know, I know don’t say it!), Hinata/Temari, Kiba/Naruto
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Mostly Deidara because he is epic [a few times, but only around friends (I'm not cool enough to go to expos)] and Kakshi to make my friend jealous that I could and he couldn't :P
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
I have a Kakashi book mark :D, one manga book, and trading cards.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
I would say not ‘destined’ but if so probably Deidara because we could go blow stuff up together, but I would try to stop him from killing Tobi…
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
KibaHina (They match better ] )
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuNaru for sure x3 look at Q.2 lolz
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team Kakashi. EPIC
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (TobiObito)
Who the –beep- would belive that? He was crushed by a stupid tree and no Zetsu did not revive him! Geez…
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Seriously? Lemme put a quote kay? Then you can tell me :)
Yondaime: “…I did look forward to seeing my son as a young man…” few more words…
Naruto: “how come yondaime knows my name?”
Y: “Hm? Well… I’m the one who named you. You are my son after all.”
N: “Son? Then… I’m…”
Y: “Yes. You heard me. You’re my son.”
-Y: "You're my foking son! Get it into your brain people!" [lol]
Ep. 168 duh lolz where have you been??
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Deidara!!! And Sasori and Itachi and Kisame and Hidan and Tobi and Zetsu and Kakuzu and Konan and Pein!!! :D I like them all.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Meh. He’s not that cool but I guess the Chidori sword was kinda awesome and he DOES have a FEW badass moments in Shippueden… I’ll just go with plain ol’ Sasuke.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
I love those stupid fillers xD especially Shippuden episodes 181, 185, and 194 (185 has a total Izumo/Kotetsu moment at the end after credits and throughout the whole thing Kotetsu remembers all of Izumo’s words before he is about to ‘die’ and Izumo even comes to save him hehe)
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Pretty much keeping up. I started over with both chapters and episodes ‘cus I was bored.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
xD what kind of question is that? It’s more like A.D.H.D. I have that and yeah I think Naruto does. Always hyper and can’t focus on one thing at a time. Easily angered and always trying to prove your aweshum :P I’m like Naruto mostly. xD
17. Sub or dub?
Sub is way better. Mainly I can’t stand Naruto’s dubbed voice. Especially when he’s like “SASUKEEEE!!!!” It sounds hella white.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19. Tobi Annoying or funny?
Tobi as Tobi is freaking awesome but Tobi as Madara sucks.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Uh, Madara just said it up there --. Or do you mean that he is the one who controlled Kyuubi before Yondaime sealed him in Naruto? ‘Cus that was explained in Shippuden 168 also.
21. Gai Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
To himself and Lee; Sexy beast. To team 7 and others; Ugly nerd. To Kisame; Fucking Fish Food, xD (Kisame has SUCH a grudge towards Gai lol)
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Deidara, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, and Gaara.
23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome?
Hey, he’s pretty epic with all his gates and his lotus.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
I like messing with Sasuke and Gaara and actually give them FEELINGS. Sometimes I like making Hinata not shy but she’s cute that way. Ya always need that one…
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
If I didn’t (1) I wouldn’t be doing this for FANFICTION.NET and (2) my favorite stories below -v- wouldn’t be filled with Naruto fanfics.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yup. I only have one now but that will change!! My next is a SASUNARU yaoi chapter thing :3
27. Do you like lemons?
Um read the only fanfic I’ve written so far and my faves, then you tell me if I like lemons or not ‘kehehe’.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Yup. Even my gramma knows what happens in 70% of the episodes ‘cus Naruto is my religion :3
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
FUNNIEST –BLEEP- EVER! xD I can’t get enough of that stuff lawl.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Duh saved to my faves on YouTube!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
yeah...heh heh... I still haven't been forgiven...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
YUP! Just recently actually. I drew a chibi Deidara and Sasori on my desk in Spanish class and Joey was like “You watch Naruto?” Practically everyone in my WHOLE school (about 769 students) knows about it.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Yeah… My Chemistry teacher asked what was drawn on the back of my test packet and I said “Oh that’s Kisame, Itachi, Gaara, Naruto and Sasuke” “O.o 'WTF is this girl talking about' who?”
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
-.- I sleep at about 3am cus I’m reading/watching/drawing/writing Naruto shows/mangas/fanfics then get up at 5:30 to go to school.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No, I just have a slight lack of sleep…
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Yes! Damn Kakashi wouldn’t share when I asked.
Me: “Kakashi may I PLEASE read your book” *cute puppy face on knees with hands clasped together*
Kakashi: “Nope. *POOF*”
Me: “DAMMIT KAKASHI!”
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
C’mon!!! Madara is Akatsuki leader (Pein is just a decoy so he can be Tobi) and Yondaime sees Tobi! So no, I don’t. Plus, Yondaime died, baka!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Well, considering the fact that question 32 and 33 both asked about drawing and people recognizing kinda gives away that I do draw. And count? Well, I don’t post them online yet but I’m assuming around 100 in my sjetch books (way more but yeah)
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
He has hands for wings, white hair, a black pointy triangle on his nose and is all bland color. Yup, totally sexy *sarcasm friends*
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Nope. Just OOCs.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
What did I say earlier? DUH!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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