Author has written 10 stories for Goddess Girls series, Bratz, Suite Life series, Phineas and Ferb, Austin & Ally, Kickin' It, and Harry Potter.
WHAT UP!!!my names ellie(well...its a nickname)and im a fan of A LOT of books/movies/tv shows.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever SCREAMED AT A BOOK OR TV copy this onto your profile
If you've ever done the EVIL LAUGH copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever started SINGING in a silent room copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever RUN INTO A DOOR, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If at one time you MISSPELLED a word less than four letters 3 TIMES, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think your INSANE because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever FALLEN UP THE STAIRS copy this into your profile.
If you have ever FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a MAD LAUGHING FIT for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever PUSHED A DOOR THAT SAYS 'PULL' or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just want to ANNOY SOMEONE for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you HAVEN'T DIED YET , copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate OBJECTS HATE YOU copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever ZONED OUT for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.
Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. But only best friends poke each other with straws!
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look." (Well, DUH, Einstien! After you find it, you stop looking!)
Bold for what you like/do.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (SILVER!!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports is fun. (Sometimes!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (The feeling is mutual)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around 30-60 minutes to shower, get dressed, and do make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.
Girl Side: 6 (Wow...)
Boy Side: 21 (YES!!!)
FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Five days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb turd?"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma and Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAM and GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you!
FRIENDS: Would witness something you did that was wrong and stood up for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take the blame.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
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