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Joined 12-23-11, id: 3559412, Profile Updated: 10-05-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

perminent disclaimer:I OWN NONE OF THE CHARACTERS IN MY STORIES EXEPT FOR THE OC'S THAT I CREAT. if i owned naruto, deidara would have killed sasuke and, in fact, all of the akatski would still be alive, minus Orochimaru, that creepy, pedo, gay, snake-faced freak of nature...

About myself: let's just say that in my school, it is SUPER wierd to like anime and show it with no shame, so i'm pretty much as weird as you can get there. i cant tell u my real name, but you can just call me Kyoko. i live in a small section of a fast-expanding city, so its generally boring or noisy around here. also, i'm the type of person that can stare at a driping sink for hours and still be entertained. i also have slight bipolar and adhd. as well as short turn memory loss. most of the time. i am not a creepy, pedo, weido, stalker, or anything else bad person.

Looks: i have eyes that are only one shade of grayish blue away from white, but have a black ring around my iris. i have short, dark-brown hair that has lighter streaks in it, am very tall for being a 14-year-old girl, and i wear a black hat most of the time.

Attitude: I have serious mental mpd. so don't be surprised if my stories constantly switch moods. most of the time, though, im a little touchy, as well as defensive. especially of MY dei-dei! back off! he's MIIIIIIINE!!! >:D. im also fun-loving though! but, if you insult my oc's appearances, i will find where you live and make your life a living nightmare! cuz they are most likely my friends or myself.

I'm a girl, if you haven't picked that up yet...

if u are a flamer, Leave. Me. The. Frick. ALONE. >:(

if u don't, then deidara will come to your house and ESPLODE you! BWAHAHAHA!!

...j.k. ."

... or AM i...?>8D

and if i owned naruto, the akatsuki would win, just because i have a huge crush on almost everysingle akatsuki guy. specially dei ;3!!!!!!!!!!!

FAVORITES (these change around a lot, along with my mood.)

MOVIE: my favorite movie hovers around things like "howls moving castle" and naruto movies

Books: maximum ride, all of them, soul eater, warriors, and basically any non perv/mega offensive manga, especially naruto.

characteristics: non-100% emo/ goth, generally

anime crushes: all of them are from Naruto, all but one, who is from darker than black: (in order from biggest to least crushes); Deidara (un !) gaara, Hai (darker than black), pein, Shikamaru, and Kiba.

Akatsuki Pairing: pein X konan, just because they make such a freaking cute couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLOR: Light blue

... please don't think that I'm weird. i get enough of that at school already... =[

CUT AND PASTE

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you* copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination and how to make all of the worthless worms who are mean to you bow down before you,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(*It's true! This computer has something against me! it's constantly posting stuff on here that are different combinations of what i really do say!! 0.0 i have to check several my profile times!)

this is a true story. a girl was killed in 1933. a man buried her while she was still alive. the murderer chanted "Toma Sota balcu" while he buried her. now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. in the middle of the of the night she will be on your ceiling. she will suffocate you just as she was suffocated. if you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. your kindness will be rewarded.

These are from DrMaggieXD

Super Market

1. Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"

2. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.

3. Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

5. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc.

See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

6. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow

aisles.

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

8. Ask if you can buy a shopping cart.

9. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

10. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman.

Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

School

1. Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across

the blackboard.

2. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an

elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your

typos.

3. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

4. Hand your paper in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different

countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.

5. If assigned a paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't do the paper

because you're not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just

illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write

about whether or not the paper actually exists.

6. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that

was all the paper you had.

7. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your primary

sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

8. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the

middle and see if the professor notices.

9. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of

paper you typed it on and hand it in.

10. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have used

nunchakus or katanas.

Elevator

1. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

2. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3. Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.

4. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

5. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.

6. Do Tai Chi exercises.

7. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers

that this is your “personal space.”

8. Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.

9. Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements

10. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the

elevator.

11. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something

ticking.

12. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

13. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14. Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they

have an appointment.

15. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

16. Open a lemonade stand.

17. Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.

18. Preach about the end of the world.

19. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

20. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

21. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this

was glued on the door when I came in.”

22. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

23. Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two

minutes.

24. Wear a Santa suit...in June.

25. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic,

they’ll open again.”

Office

1. Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland.

Charge everyone 15 each.

2. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

3. Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation. Encourage your

colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with

that.

5. Hang mistletoe over your desk.

6. Hide a rubber cockroach in inventive places.

7. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

8. Put a picture of your mother on your business card.

9. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their

caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

10. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all

day.

11. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For

example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

12. Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.

13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

14. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”

15. Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.

Funeral

1. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

2. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

3. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.

4. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.

5. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS!

MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

6. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.

7. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

8. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.

9. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.

10. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

Ways to annoy Santa Claus

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you

think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to

remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

5. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives,

show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the

scene of the crime."

6. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

7. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

8. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go

outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

9. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear

and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

10. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

11. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out

on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten

to sue.

12. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This

neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

13. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it,

and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

14. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says,

"For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a

few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

15. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney.

do this NOW

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. ( apart from a madeup one called Narutoisam)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I am SPACEY, so i MUST be an idiot (i will bluntly and readily contradict anyone who dares to impose any question on my mental and intelectual being. i just get distracted easily)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY (according to some people, though they number few,), so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I am a MIX of near every natonality, so i MUST look like a horrible muttation of nature.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly, fat, obsessive, or completely crazy (crazy-yes, some of the time. no to the others).

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (only when it comes to squirrels).

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

' I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a scary, evil, wack-job waste of space.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone (not even close).

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(and who's to say i'm not? @.@)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i am, to be honest! E3 i loves dei-dei...)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (no, i could prabaly destroy you with my pinky.).

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I DON'T LIKE BLOOD, so I MUST be a complete WUSS.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (yes)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

i CURSE LIKE A SAILOR, so I MUST be a totall JERK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be a wimp (i will kill anyone who says this to my face),.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be negative.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep


NOW, here is something that made even me, a sad and lonely girl, cry just a little bit.

please repost this on your profile, for it should really be a hit.

if you skip this and put it out of mind, it should be in your head,

that you payed no attention to this girl who is now dead.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

now that i have made you all sad for the most part, i will now ask you all a simple question that i would appreciate a response to in a PM.

were you as happy, emotionless, sad, bitter, or hyperactive as you were before you read this? think about it, and how you are lucky to be here, alive, and not in a hospital, slowly dieing from an accidental gunshot.

Here i have found another thing that will make you cry.

I also cried for a bit, for i will not lie.

When you read this, please stop and think long,

for i hope you to will see what is right, not wrong,

with this story that is painfully true,

just remember your parents chose life for me and you.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

now that is all i have to say,

all i ask is that you may

please pass this on to all your friends,

and maybe one more life won't end.

you may hiss, and shout, and shun,

but i am akatsuki-kitten1

i won't back down from what i say,

so please just dont push this away.

many babies were killed today,

and this is all i have to say.


bold end/beginning poems by me, akatsuki-kitten1. if you hate me for these, i don't care. too many lives are lost to uncaring people. remember: adoption, the loving option.

please think about these, and think of how you are alive today, all because your parents chose life.

Here is the link to a foreign english subbed song,

please listen and read the lyrics,it won't take long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_dSAecY0s

to some it may be creepy, even scary.

but all i ask is for 4 minutes of your time,

not asking this song for you to marry.


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The Wolf Maiden by TacoGir reviews
Not that my life was perfect or not that I would want it be, but every since that new kid got here, he's been stalking me. Then one day, out of no where he attacks me to the ground and scratches me in the face. Now he says that he owns me, and I'm his maiden. His wolf maiden. If I try to escape, he'll kill me. (Blossom is written differently, no need to get all upset over it lol.)
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Charlotte the Free by evilpiggyofawesome reviews
Charlotte is a young girl who meets a strange man. Read to see what happens. *eyebrow wiggle* Not sexual. Just wanted to make that clear... Also, I own nothing, Doctor Who and it's affiliates are property of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Reviews encouraged.
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Baka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)
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Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
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When I was younger by Jodeh reviews
When I was younger, I had an adventure of a life. I lived in a cave with my small family and their group of people who 'killed for a higher cause' whatever that means. For some reason, everyone needs me for SOMETHING. I just want them to leave me ALONE!
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The Building by 92fireDemon reviews
Unable to challenge the gym on Cinnabar Island. Red is bored and needs something to do. Will an old building help quench his thirst for excitement? One-shot
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Coming Home by pistachiomacaroons reviews
Looking into the eyes of a Weeping Angel has brought back Donna Noble's long-lost memories, and going back to her Doctor may just be simpler than it seems. However, not everyone wants the woman who saved the world alive… Journey's End fix-it, Donna/Ten friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Through Your Eyes by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
She was the remnants of a lively girl, torn down by what she had dared to call her friends and allies. When she has no one to turn to, an unlikely person halts her attempt at heaven, forcing her back to earth and her heart to beat in love, not sorrow. The Akatsuki take in Sakura, and prove to Konoha that h*ll hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki's Wild Child by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
While returning from a mission, Itachi and Kisame stumbles upon a boy in the forest of death and takes him under the wing of the Akatsuki. Join the Akatsuki as they coop with their 'wild child' and all the responsibilities that comes with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Akatsuki
Konoha Private Academy by LittleBirdSoarsOverEagle reviews
Sasori just transfered to Konoha Private Academy, on his way to the counselor he bumps into a beautiful blonde girl... what happens when it turns out she is a he? THIS STORY IS ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
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Deadly Love by AkatsukiDarkAngel reviews
Akira Ronta enters the Akatsuki only to be faced with her past love - Itachi. As she lives with them she soon finds that he wasn't the one she really wanted and starts to fall for Deidara. Her clan has a dangerous curse that catches up to her all too quickly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara, OC - Complete
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red moon of the akatsuki reviews
she thinks she knows all about her parents, but does she really? what will happen when this young, abandoned ninja comes face-to-face with the father who killed her only friend then dissapeared? cookies to those who read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Akatsuki
akatsuki gone feline! reviews
All kittens are cuddly, nice, and sweet, right? WRONG, if your talking about ten s-rank criminals gone feline! Yes, i know that the summary is bad!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Akatsuki